A Tirbute to Dr. King

Posted by: Abe

A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/15/07 11:08 AM

In honor of the late Dr. Martin Luther King, I think it appropriate to give recognition to those people who have contributed to our advancement as a people. I would also like to take a moment to acknowledge the progress we have made towards Dr. King's dream of judging one not by color of skin but content of character, length of cock, and overall strokeability.

First off, I would like to praise the Rev. Al Sharpton., stay strong brother.






And if Clinton and Obama split the white vote, watch out! My man is coming through loud and clear.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/15/07 11:10 AM

Oh, and ebonics. Don't forget a "tirbute" to ebonics.
Posted by: Abe

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/15/07 11:35 AM

Besides having our own language, we can now fuck white bitches and get paid to do so...


Posted by: Vizzle

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/15/07 12:32 PM

...and of course let's not forget....



joking
Posted by: Abe

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/15/07 12:34 PM

in fact, we get to share white bitches with white men too...

Posted by: Abe

Ain't nothing but a racist Cracker thing ... - 01/15/07 10:40 PM

WTF, does anybody know what today is?


Do you know who we should be honoring today?
Do you know what you got today off, at least if you were a government employee?


Dr. King, that's who.

I come back from a beautiful parade in South L.A. to find that no one has contributed to thread I started earlier. Except for Bornyo who corrected my "ebonics" and vodguy who posted a portrait of that racist, anti-semitic cracker Kramer.
There ain't even hardly any viewings.
Again, WHAT THE FUCK people.
Is it jealousy? Is it something worse?
As I write, Jennifer Hudson just won a Golden Globe.
YOU GO GIRL!
And I got to throw mad props Eddie's way.
STAY STRONG BROTHER and don't let no skank-ass Ho Spice drag you down.
We know you ain't that baby's daddy, don't know who is, she's just after your money.




But the rest of you, yeah I'm talking to you.
Trying to keep a brother down??? It didn't work before and it ain't gonna work now...


The next president of the U.S. She is demonstrating to that cracker Congress why she don't date white boys.
Posted by: Abe

Re: Ain't nothing but a racist Cracker thing ... - 01/15/07 10:44 PM

It's ain't just politics too. Brothers are taking over porn because we're hung like elephants. Mandingo is just the beginning...
Posted by: Abe

Re: Ain't nothing but a racist Cracker thing ... - 01/15/07 10:47 PM

Don't mean to ignore or disrespect my sweet soul sisters ...


yeah, they big bitch, bigger than yours. hahaha
Posted by: Abe

Re: Ain't nothing but a racist Cracker thing ... - 01/15/07 10:50 PM

and I can't ignore the junk in the trunk.



OOOOOOWWWEEEEEEEEEE baby got some serious back

Posted by: Abe

KKK motherfuckers - 01/15/07 10:56 PM

But we ain't just about porn, we're superheroes too ...

yeah he's pointing at somebody, keeping them in line before he opens a can o' supa whup-ass on 'em.
Posted by: Abe

KKK motherfuckers - 01/15/07 11:03 PM

Check this shit out, now you talk about a strong sister, you don't want to fuck with this bitch, she rip your dick off with her pussylips. Lord help any motherfucker who tries to fuck her up the ass and try some bullshit.
=

Posted by: Abe

Peace out ... - 01/15/07 11:28 PM

Aww, well, I am off to get me some of the white meat ...



Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 12:06 AM

I would have preferred that they use MLK's birthday as a holiday for all black leaders who have fought to overcome the american racial divide. What about Charles Hamilton Houston? WEB DuBois?

I have gone to dinner with MLK's lawyer, Clarence Jones.

But, my "guy" is Frederick Douglass. Perhaps my favorite American.

Find out just what a people will submit to, and you have found out the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them.

Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.

Agitate! Agitate! Agitate!!



I HATE Columbus Day, BTW.
Posted by: Abe

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 12:33 AM

I remember the good old days when we had shows like these ...
Was Nell Carter the fattest crackhead ever? Regardless, she was Sassy and took no gump.
Yes, that is Isaac the bartender from Love Boat. If you want to see him before he really cleaned up his act, check out Wattstax, where he talks about white women. LOL

Shirley Hemphill ... Rerun ... stereotypes did not come better than this, with the exception of George Jefferson maybe. And JJ Walker. And a whole string of obese 'mama's'...
Posted by: Abe

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 12:42 AM

Now we're left with nothing but UPN/CW ...
Homeboys in Outer Space -


Love the authneticity provided by the wardrobe here - Keepin' it real. Actually, Moesha did just that and got herself knocked up by some guy who eventually left. Good job there, Mo.

Even gay men don't watch this show ...
Like the horseteeth on the one in the middle, reminds a bit of Sammura...
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 12:49 AM

"That's my Momma"??????




You left off my favorite: Sanford & Son!
Posted by: Abe

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 01:02 AM

My bad, Redd Foxx did a lot of things in the 60's and 70's besides TV. He often picked up bitches with Pimpmaster himself, Bob Hope.

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 01:23 AM

Much respect to the late Rev. MLK
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Ain't nothing but a racist Cracker thing ... - 01/16/07 07:23 AM



The next president of the U.S. She is demonstrating to that cracker Congress why she don't date white boys.




Good luck with that..... if that many minorities went out and actually voted, then Jesse Jackson would've been president in '84.

MLK was a good guy, but I don't consider anything a holiday unless I get the day off.

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Ain't nothing but a racist Cracker thing ... - 01/16/07 07:26 AM

Ok, that last post came off a little more racist than what I intended. The point I was trying to make is that i'm tired of hearing non-voters bitching about the state of the country.

Only about a quarter of my friends (both black and white) actually get off their lazy asses to vote, and that infuriates me.



Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 08:04 AM

Quote:

I HATE Columbus Day, BTW.




Posted by: Willie D

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 08:26 AM

You forgot Fat Albert.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Ain't nothing but a racist Cracker thing ... - 01/16/07 08:30 AM

Quote:



The next president of the U.S. She is demonstrating to that cracker Congress why she don't date white boys.




Good luck with that..... if that many minorities went out and actually voted, then Jesse Jackson would've been president in '84.

MLK was a good guy, but I don't consider anything a holiday unless I get the day off.






That fucking lying cunt co-conspirator and war criminal is responsible for the wanton death of over 3,000 brave Americans just to avenge some idiot's vendetta and siphon our money off to inside companies with no-bid contracts.

As Secretary of State she was unable to postpone our puppet Iraqi government from hanging Saddam on a holy day thus making Saddam a martyr. Neither North Korea, Iran, Israel, Syria, Russia nor any of the Palestinian groups take her, her plans or her word seriously. Our status has NEVER been lower in the eyes of the world.

We still play "nice-nice" with Pakistan whose army officers protect and abet the Taliban. Why don't we insist they get their army involved thus encircle them, starving them out and blowing them and their abhorrent seed to motherfucking HELL!! Meanwhile we straddle the fence, don't give our full support to India, a stable democracy and booming economic power to the south who will surpass China as the most populace country on Earth. India is fighting terrorists in Kashmir who are directly funded by Pakistan.

And don't try giving me shit that she is following Bush's direction. We don't let foreign diplomats off with this lame excuse. If she doesn't agree, RESIGN!!

I believe this worthless talking cunt deserves a public hanging. And, I'm not fucking kidding!

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Ain't nothing but a racist Cracker thing ... - 01/16/07 10:33 AM

I get all my political information from XPT.
Posted by: Abe

Re: Ain't nothing but a racist Cracker thing ... - 01/16/07 08:55 PM

Quote:

Ok, that last post came off a little more racist than what I intended. The point I was trying to make is that i'm tired of hearing non-voters bitching about the state of the country.

Only about a quarter of my friends (both black and white) actually get off their lazy asses to vote, and that infuriates me.








Aww, you're good peeps, Vod. "Word to your mother" as a great man once said.

Anyway, I be remissing and dissing my man Jesse. Here he is standing tall like his afro at Wattstax along Art (Not Shell) Bell on his right and a Schlitz Beer representative on his left at Wattstax.



I AM SOMEBODY
Posted by: Abe

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 09:09 PM

The more things change, the more they stay the same...





the 80's -



You could argue for Lethal Weapon I-III but out of respect to Fatty, Duke, and other chosen people, no love to adolph gibson.
Posted by: Abe

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 09:19 PM

To the 90's -


The colored suits, the white shoes, Pat was an honorary brother on this fine day. He then fucked half the bitches on stage after this picture was taken. MC Hammer fucked the other half. Stop! Hammer Time!
Posted by: Abe

Ebony and Ivory - 01/16/07 09:38 PM

To the 00's


Posted by: zenman

Re: Ebony and Ivory - 01/16/07 09:41 PM

Alright, this is getting
Posted by: Abe

Re: Ebony and Ivory - 01/16/07 09:42 PM

Ummm, .. err, that .. uh .. may not have.. uh.. come out ... right... i mean.. not come out but..uh. not come.. i mean..
where was that thing .. that picture ...
Posted by: Abe

Re: Ebony and Ivory - 01/16/07 09:44 PM

ahh, that is more like it, thank you Chennin for taking one for the team ..
Posted by: Abe

Fo' tons o' fun - 01/16/07 11:23 PM

Hmm, don't know how Shane got in the picture, that won't fly, gotta finish on a high note ...

Posted by: loopnode

Re: Peace out ... - 01/16/07 11:31 PM

Posted by: Abe

Re: Peace out ... - 01/17/07 01:42 AM

The matching shower curtain outfits are a nice touch but where is the bling-bling? Did you photoshop it? Like the head of the brother on the right? No, no, no, that won't do ...


Now that's better, Slick Rick representin'
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Ebony and Ivory - 01/17/07 06:21 AM





Posted by: Abe

Re: Ebony and Ivory - 01/17/07 05:50 PM

Of course, Michael became ebony and ivory all in himself eventually, child-fucker paved the way for R. Kelly, but before he and the rest of the family went crazy ...

Maybe the giant afros protected them brains from all the craziness. Once they hit the jheri curl, they shit got all fucked up. What a waste.
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Peace out ... - 01/17/07 05:59 PM

Quote:

The matching shower curtain outfits are a nice touch but where is the bling-bling? Did you photoshop it?





No I didn't. BTW- is that LaToya in red?
Posted by: Abe

Re: Peace out ... - 01/17/07 10:02 PM

I believe so, and it looks like she already had someone take a hammer and chisel to her face.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/25/07 05:22 PM

Here's how they tirbute MLK in Texas.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/25/07 05:34 PM

I love it when these idiots do stupid shit that they would ordinarily get away with but then get caught because they put it on the net. If I were able to google my parents names I'd probably be disappointed, I don't think they were the saints they want my sisters and I to believe they were as youngins.
Posted by: zenman

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/25/07 08:38 PM

Quote:

Here's how they tirbute MLK in Texas.




No black face?
Posted by: Abe

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/21/08 10:56 AM

I don't know if today is the day he was born or the day he was shot. I do know that today is the day that all govt. employees like me have the day off which is all that matters in the end.

Also want to use this opportunity to send a shout-out to Twotone and his Terminatoresque quest to see every whore of each and all persuasions to work the dark meat.

You see, back in the day, all-black porn had certain, er, limitations.




And this is with the contrast turned all the way up.
Posted by: Abe

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/21/08 10:59 AM

Now mix in a few white bitches and you have a 50/50 chance of figuring out what the hell is going on.




Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/21/08 11:08 AM



Isn't this the last known photo of Natalee Holloway?
Posted by: Abe

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/21/08 11:21 AM

Hence the website www.snuffx.com
Sooner or later, one of those guys is going to cash in with a sex vid made the night of her disappearance.
I don't know who will be happier, Twotone or Moblem.
Posted by: JRV

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/22/08 05:53 AM

So that's why there was no mail delivery - it was Jack Boozer day.

How did Taylor Rain celebrate?
Posted by: JRV

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/22/08 05:58 AM

No Harlem Globetrotters pics?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/22/08 06:29 PM



Posted by: pornodux

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/23/08 08:47 AM

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: A Tirbute to Dr. King - 01/23/08 04:59 PM

Stop using ImageShack.

Their pictures always show up as frogs.