2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 10:22 AM

Well it is another year for football and that means another year to whip Chico in Fantasy football and Doron too if he gets involved

Floofin was the man last season and will try and defend his title this year I hope.

I had to get moving on this because i had a few people ask me when it was going to start and also Chico threatened to armbar me like a Gracie if I didn't. Actually he said he would start one if I didn't but he would of course rig the draft thus insuring he could get all the Steelers

I set up a league on yahoo for all of us ( well up to 10 of us) here on XXXporntalk.com. If you like the National Football League then join up and see how well your fantasy team stacks up against your fellow xxxporntalkers. All you need to play is a yahoo id( for my yahoo, yahoo mail, etc.). It is free to get a yahoo Id so If you don't already have one- get one. The fantasy football league is free as well. I have set the live draft up for Monday August 26 11:00 pm Eastern standard time. If a bunch of us can't make it then I can try to move it to another time. You can also pre rank your players after signing up and if you don't make the live draft the computer will do it for you.

The league name is: XXXPT
the league ID: 319282
The password is: XXXPT



http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/319282


I hope to see everyone who loves football there and make a note of it in this thread so we know who owns what team if it isn't obvious. If more people want in I can also try and up the number of people that are allowed in. Good luck and enjoy.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 10:39 AM

I'm in. The Kings
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 10:39 AM

Ok, I'm in.

Tony
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 10:46 AM

All right 2 already thanks King and Tony M., OK tony what variation of the word Herpes will it be for a team name

Edited because I see that he went with Donkeypunchers which may be the best name ever
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 11:20 AM

Ha, yeah switchin it up from my normally herpes themed life.

Lol.

Malice
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 11:46 AM

The Shockers.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 12:36 PM

I am going to sign up. Be forewarned, I talk MAD shit.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 12:54 PM

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I am going to sign up. Be forewarned, I talk MAD shit.




Im "The King" of smacktalking. Dig up the old threads from the last two seasons and learn son, learn.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 12:55 PM

This sucks I can't join. Problem with yahoo's server. WTF?
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 01:08 PM

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Well it is another year for football and that means another year to whip Chico in Fantasy football and Doron too if he gets involved :grin



Fetus, now dont get mad because I have a winning recored over you the last 2 seasons.

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Floofin was the man last season and will try and defend his title this year I hope.



He better, I want my title back.

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I had to get moving on this because i had a few people ask me when it was going to start and also Chico threatened to armbar me like a Gracie if I didn't. Actually he said he would start one if I didn't but he would of course rig the draft thus insuring he could get all the Steelers



Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 01:19 PM

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I am going to sign up. Be forewarned, I talk MAD shit.




Im "The King" of smacktalking. Dig up the old threads from the last two seasons and learn son, learn.




HAHA, the last fucker that was popping shit before the draft found himself locked into a little wager, 1,000 euro, on who had the better season. It was pretty funny, because while I was kicking his ass, I was also sending him and the league little economics/finance stories about the rising currency market, so not only did he have to look forward to losing a sizable bet, he didn't know exactly how much he was going to lose with the rising rates.

So, care to wager something on the side to make it more interesting, nothing monetary of course, something fun??
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 01:31 PM

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So, care to wager something on the side to make it more interesting, nothing monetary of course, something fun??


Winner picks the loser's avatar for a month.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 01:52 PM

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Winner picks the loser's avatar for a month.




Good call, Willie. I'm in and thank you Cleetus for setting it up again. We've already got 7 players after less than one day, so anyone else who wants in better hustle. NO BAILING DURING THE SEASON, PLEASE!!!
I'm just shining up my trophy right now, get in line if you want to touch it, bitches.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 03:09 PM

The Gaping Rectums will try and rise from the ignominyof last season to crush you all!

Allah be praised!

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 04:26 PM

Chico finally got in so it is now 8 teams, I upped the max number of teams to 16 and can always raise or lower it depending upon need. So there is no excuse for you bastards not to join. Plus it's free ( you cheap sobs, like myself ) but of course that means no prize except bragging rights, which do come in handy.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 06:00 PM

Its too bad the previous seasons couldnt be saved in an archeive or something. I'll screengrab throughout the season and setup a special thread for it. That way we can all see the history of the XXXPT FF LEAGUE.
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 06:28 PM

field looks soft. should be easy money.

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 08:22 PM

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So, care to wager something on the side to make it more interesting, nothing monetary of course, something fun??


Winner picks the loser's avatar for a month.



Add sig to the bet, How about the overall winner picks everyones avatar, sig and special title; with Tony's blessing for a month?
Posted by: Big Calm

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/01/06 10:26 PM

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So, care to wager something on the side to make it more interesting, nothing monetary of course, something fun??


Winner picks the loser's avatar for a month.



Add sig to the bet, How about the overall winner picks everyones avatar, sig and special title; with Tony's blessing for a month?




"Stakes is High" De La Soul
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 11:46 AM

Hey guys, the post at the top says we are drafting monday 8/26, but 8/26 is actually a saturday. Are we really going to do a draft on a saturday night????
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 11:51 AM

Its a Cleetusism. He does that every yr. I'd rather him do it closer to the 22 or so. It gives us some flexibility as far as trades go.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 01:25 PM

Put in when you want to do it and we will do it then. Bear in mind that the end of the month is better because we get to see how the preseason moves shape up and that it should be around 11pm est so that it is doable for both east and west coast peeps. Other than that i'm flexible
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 01:29 PM

How about the Thursday before the originally planned Sat. That would be the 24th I believe. That Fri. is cool too.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 01:34 PM

I meet with clients on Tursdays. Tuesday or Wednedays work better for me.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 01:45 PM

Put up the avatar where Fedor beats Cro-cop
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 02:16 PM

anything except the 24th and 25th. And just to let you all know, none of you have a chance this year.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 04:56 PM

Thats what they all say TunaVan. Let the smacktalking begin. Hope its better than last yr. cause I was the only one who brought it.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 08:30 PM

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anything except the 24th and 25th. And just to let you all know, none of you have a chance this year.


You're gonna eat those words when I win, and your avatar for January 2007 will be Brandon Irons schtupping Charlie the Tuna, or Jessica Simpson, whichever.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 09:34 PM

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anything except the 24th and 25th. And just to let you all know, none of you have a chance this year.


You're gonna eat those words when I win, and your avatar for January 2007 will be Brandon Irons schtupping Charlie the Tuna, or Jessica Simpson, whichever.



Shit, I just want to change Cleetus'. He's had he same one since he got here over two yrs. ago. Cleetus, ready for a Mets avatar?
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 09:59 PM

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anything except the 24th and 25th. And just to let you all know, none of you have a chance this year.




we all have a better chance of winning than Tuna Can Studios does.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/04/06 10:21 PM

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anything except the 24th and 25th. And just to let you all know, none of you have a chance this year.




we all have a better chance of winning than Tuna Can Studios does.






I have to agree. If you had to bet on the Big Tuna Can or the rest of the field. I would choose "the field" with The Kings as the heavy favorite.

Big Tuna
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/05/06 08:51 AM

The avatar remains until the infidel is no more
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/05/06 11:16 AM

6000!
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/05/06 11:54 AM

Lol, thanks willie I didn't even notice that. I thought you were posting the pic so that my avatar could remain even if i lost the pool

6000 posts should be good for a dinner at Tony M.'s place
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/05/06 02:46 PM

Cleetus is the second all time poster here. He hasnt even really posted as much as he normally does in the last few months. Its gonna take me another two yrs. before I hit 6,000.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/07/06 12:08 AM

We still need one more person to make 10, more can join but we NEED 10 for our league.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/07/06 12:14 AM

Wher the fuck is Minion at? I'll buy him a can of corn if he joins the league.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/11/06 08:55 PM

Bump- we still need 1 more person
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/11/06 09:03 PM

When is draft day?
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/11/06 09:22 PM

imma fuck all yall niggas up! mark dem words! immma fuck yo ass up!
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/12/06 07:25 AM

Cool thanks Guapo we now have 10 peeps and are a go.

I changed the draft to wed. aug 23rd at 11:30pm est- I hope that is ok with everyone. People didnt want it on the weekend and Wed seemed like a good day.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/12/06 12:48 PM

The schedule sucks. I face Cleetus once this season, WTF? Dont matter anyway, he is still going to lose.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/13/06 03:25 PM

who Devastation Inc.? they be the first to taste my cock burried in they ass.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/13/06 03:41 PM

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who Devastation Inc.? they be the first to taste my cock burried in they ass.


Chico.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/13/06 03:54 PM

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who Devastation Inc.? they be the first to taste my cock burried in they ass.


Chico.




hahaha damm i hate having to do my boy like that. all i can say is i hope chico can recover after his 0-1 start to at least take 2nd place at the end of the season.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/13/06 04:07 PM

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who Devastation Inc.? they be the first to taste my cock burried in they ass.


Chico.




hahaha damm i hate having to do my boy like that. all i can say is i hope chico can recover after his 0-1 start to at least take 2nd place at the end of the season.



Yo Guapo, I normally start off slow, but finish strong. Sorry ese, your starting the season 0-1.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/13/06 09:29 PM

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who Devastation Inc.? they be the first to taste my cock burried in they ass.


Chico.




hahaha damm i hate having to do my boy like that. all i can say is i hope chico can recover after his 0-1 start to at least take 2nd place at the end of the season.



Yo Guapo, I normally start off slow, but finish strong. Sorry ese, your starting the season 0-1.




orale holmes i start strong, i go strong, and i finish strong. CT im the mufucking kickin ass champion of the world 30 years straight! We homies and all but i got you in my sights, them crosshairs is dangerous!

us niggas here starting shit off with the superbowl of matches!! all yall second tier mofos just sit back and watch the pros go at it.

holla
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/13/06 09:42 PM

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who Devastation Inc.? they be the first to taste my cock burried in they ass.


Chico.




hahaha damm i hate having to do my boy like that. all i can say is i hope chico can recover after his 0-1 start to at least take 2nd place at the end of the season.



Yo Guapo, I normally start off slow, but finish strong. Sorry ese, your starting the season 0-1.




orale holmes i start strong, i go strong, and i finish strong. CT im the mufucking kickin ass champion of the world 30 years straight! We homies and all but i got you in my sights, them crosshairs is dangerous!

us niggas here starting shit off with the superbowl of matches!! all yall second tier mofos just sit back and watch the pros go at it.

holla




Finally, a muthafucka who can keep up with me in the shit talkin' dept. Guapo, hate to tell ya this. But what does defeat taste like? You dont know? You will brotha, yes you will.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 08:26 AM

Just wanted to stop by and say, I will destroy you all, there will be no quarter, there will be no mercy, and when I am standing on the winners podium clutching my Golden Dildo Trophy (there IS a golden dildo trophy right guys???lol) I will smirk and ridicule you all like the sissy-boy fantasy noobs you all are.

So yeah, I am gonna win.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 11:59 AM

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Just wanted to stop by and say, I will destroy you all, there will be no quarter, there will be no mercy, and when I am standing on the winners podium clutching my Golden Dildo Trophy (there IS a golden dildo trophy right guys???lol) I will smirk and ridicule you all like the sissy-boy fantasy noobs you all are.

So yeah, I am gonna win.



Tunavan, you can have a golden dildo, black dildo, beige dildo- the color makes no difference and lube that fucker up and shove it straight up your ass because what Im going to do to you pales in comparesense. Go ahead, prepare for the Ryan Knox treatment. Its inevitable.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 12:05 PM

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Just wanted to stop by and say, I will destroy you all, there will be no quarter, there will be no mercy, and when I am standing on the winners podium clutching my Golden Dildo Trophy (there IS a golden dildo trophy right guys???lol) I will smirk and ridicule you all like the sissy-boy fantasy noobs you all are.

So yeah, I am gonna win.



Tunavan, you can have a golden dildo, black dildo, beige dildo- the color makes no difference and lube that fucker up and shove it straight up your ass because what Im going to do to you pales in comparesense. Go ahead, prepare for the Ryan Knox treatment. Its inevitable.




I do not take it in the ass, and I only dish out the pain and punishment, before the season is done you will be crawling into one of those suitcases you drag walking behind behind your girls to the set to hide, all riddled in shame! MUHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 12:32 PM

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Just wanted to stop by and say, I will destroy you all, there will be no quarter, there will be no mercy, and when I am standing on the winners podium clutching my Golden Dildo Trophy (there IS a golden dildo trophy right guys???lol) I will smirk and ridicule you all like the sissy-boy fantasy noobs you all are.

So yeah, I am gonna win.



Tunavan, you can have a golden dildo, black dildo, beige dildo- the color makes no difference and lube that fucker up and shove it straight up your ass because what Im going to do to you pales in comparesense. Go ahead, prepare for the Ryan Knox treatment. Its inevitable.




I do not take it in the ass, and I only dish out the pain and punishment, before the season is done you will be crawling into one of those suitcases you drag walking behind behind your girls to the set to hide, all riddled in shame! MUHAHAHAHAHA





Nice attempt roookie, and yes; you are a rookie. Im the King of smacktalking. Your just another dellusioned fool thinking you can waltz right into the league and win. Prepare for a very rude awaking. Your going to wish yahoo deleates you from the league, kinda like what myspace did to you. Chico ha spoken!
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 01:06 PM

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Just wanted to stop by and say, I will destroy you all, there will be no quarter, there will be no mercy, and when I am standing on the winners podium clutching my Golden Dildo Trophy (there IS a golden dildo trophy right guys???lol) I will smirk and ridicule you all like the sissy-boy fantasy noobs you all are.

So yeah, I am gonna win.



Tunavan, you can have a golden dildo, black dildo, beige dildo- the color makes no difference and lube that fucker up and shove it straight up your ass because what Im going to do to you pales in comparesense. Go ahead, prepare for the Ryan Knox treatment. Its inevitable.




I do not take it in the ass, and I only dish out the pain and punishment, before the season is done you will be crawling into one of those suitcases you drag walking behind behind your girls to the set to hide, all riddled in shame! MUHAHAHAHAHA





Nice attempt roookie, and yes; you are a rookie. Im the King of smacktalking. Your just another dellusioned fool thinking you can waltz right into the league and win. Prepare for a very rude awaking. Your going to wish yahoo deleates you from the league, kinda like what myspace did to you. Chico ha spoken!




HAHA, nigga please, Like a God I rose from the dead of myspace stronger then ever, I am the fucking Jesus Christ of myspace!! And yes, I am a rookie who has only gotten into the fantasy 2 years ago, and how sweet it will be for me to wipe your asses all over that league. You're going down like a fat kid in tag. TunaCan is the fuckin' word and the TRUTH, believe that shit gee, recognize!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 01:19 PM

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Just wanted to stop by and say, I will destroy you all, there will be no quarter, there will be no mercy, and when I am standing on the winners podium clutching my Golden Dildo Trophy (there IS a golden dildo trophy right guys???lol) I will smirk and ridicule you all like the sissy-boy fantasy noobs you all are.

So yeah, I am gonna win.



Tunavan, you can have a golden dildo, black dildo, beige dildo- the color makes no difference and lube that fucker up and shove it straight up your ass because what Im going to do to you pales in comparesense. Go ahead, prepare for the Ryan Knox treatment. Its inevitable.




I do not take it in the ass, and I only dish out the pain and punishment, before the season is done you will be crawling into one of those suitcases you drag walking behind behind your girls to the set to hide, all riddled in shame! MUHAHAHAHAHA





Nice attempt roookie, and yes; you are a rookie. Im the King of smacktalking. Your just another dellusioned fool thinking you can waltz right into the league and win. Prepare for a very rude awaking. Your going to wish yahoo deleates you from the league, kinda like what myspace did to you. Chico ha spoken!




HAHA, nigga please, Like a God I rose from the dead of myspace stronger then ever, I am the fucking Jesus Christ of myspace!! And yes, I am a rookie who has only gotten into the fantasy 2 years ago, and how sweet it will be for me to wipe your asses all over that league. You're going down like a fat kid in tag. TunaCan is the fuckin' word and the TRUTH, believe that shit gee, recognize!



The only one going down is you when you kiss my ass. Your talking to the first ever XPT champ, a claim you cant make. Your just a footnote in history as I will once again be champ. That Vivid logo is going to look nice as your sig.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 01:31 PM

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Just wanted to stop by and say, I will destroy you all, there will be no quarter, there will be no mercy, and when I am standing on the winners podium clutching my Golden Dildo Trophy (there IS a golden dildo trophy right guys???lol) I will smirk and ridicule you all like the sissy-boy fantasy noobs you all are.

So yeah, I am gonna win.



Tunavan, you can have a golden dildo, black dildo, beige dildo- the color makes no difference and lube that fucker up and shove it straight up your ass because what Im going to do to you pales in comparesense. Go ahead, prepare for the Ryan Knox treatment. Its inevitable.




I do not take it in the ass, and I only dish out the pain and punishment, before the season is done you will be crawling into one of those suitcases you drag walking behind behind your girls to the set to hide, all riddled in shame! MUHAHAHAHAHA





Nice attempt roookie, and yes; you are a rookie. Im the King of smacktalking. Your just another dellusioned fool thinking you can waltz right into the league and win. Prepare for a very rude awaking. Your going to wish yahoo deleates you from the league, kinda like what myspace did to you. Chico ha spoken!




HAHA, nigga please, Like a God I rose from the dead of myspace stronger then ever, I am the fucking Jesus Christ of myspace!! And yes, I am a rookie who has only gotten into the fantasy 2 years ago, and how sweet it will be for me to wipe your asses all over that league. You're going down like a fat kid in tag. TunaCan is the fuckin' word and the TRUTH, believe that shit gee, recognize!



The only one going down is you when you kiss my ass. Your talking to the first ever XPT champ, a claim you cant make. Your just a footnote in history as I will once again be champ. That Vivid logo is going to look nice as your sig.




Wow, wait, the "first ever" champ? You mean you aren't the current defending champ? Then why the fuck am I even bothering talking shit with you, you are a has been. Bragging about being the first xpt champ? This is a message board for porn, and you aren't even the current champ, that is like bragging that you won gold in the special olympics, even the champion is still a dribbling retard at the end of the day!!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 01:43 PM

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Wow, wait, the "first ever" champ? You mean you aren't the current defending champ? Then why the fuck am I even bothering talking shit with you, you are a has been. Bragging about being the first xpt champ? This is a message board for porn, and you aren't even the current champ, that is like bragging that you won gold in the special olympics, even the champion is still a dribbling retard at the end of the day!!



**stands there in disbelief** Son, Im a bit disappointed in your comeback. Surely you can do better. This is the juvenille monkey crap I expect from 3rd graders, not the great Tunavan. What happened? Is you immenent loss causing you to become unfocused? Or is it the fact that your starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel? Its okay. For every winner, there must be a loser. If you can accept your role as the latter, Im sure you will sleep better at night.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 01:43 PM

Hahaha, I'm glad tunacan signed up- finally someone to match Chico in a crap talking fest. I need to draft first before I start talking crap
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 01:46 PM

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Hahaha, I'm glad tunacan signed up- finally someone to match Chico in a crap talking fest. I need to draft first before I start talking crap



Cleetus, glad you enjoyed the midgets.

You need to join in on the smacktalking. It was fun the first yr., but it sucked last season. I cant do it alone. I need more smacktalkers and waiting for Guapo to join in.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 02:20 PM

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Wow, wait, the "first ever" champ? You mean you aren't the current defending champ? Then why the fuck am I even bothering talking shit with you, you are a has been. Bragging about being the first xpt champ? This is a message board for porn, and you aren't even the current champ, that is like bragging that you won gold in the special olympics, even the champion is still a dribbling retard at the end of the day!!



**stands there in disbelief** Son, Im a bit disappointed in your comeback. Surely you can do better. This is the juvenille monkey crap I expect from 3rd graders, not the great Tunavan. What happened? Is you immenent loss causing you to become unfocused? Or is it the fact that your starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel? Its okay. For every winner, there must be a loser. If you can accept your role as the latter, Im sure you will sleep better at night.




HAHA, that jedi mind trick may work where you come from where everyone's brains are fucked up on medical weed and too much fucking hairspray in there fucking LA poser hair, but that will not work on anyone from the RIGHT coast. You know you are a bit nervous here, you played with these clowns last year, and the year before, but now a new kid is on the block. I make EVERYONE nervous, nobody knows what the fuck my deal is, haha. I am gonna bust a hole in your team and just make you look silly, end of story. I am actually considering giving a call to pixar or Industrial Light and Magic to come up with an avatar of you getting fucked by the biggest black stud ever. HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 02:21 PM

I loved the midgets, thanks again.
I really can't talk smack in good faith unless i actually think i'm going to win and without seeing who I have I can't do it. Soon my friend we will all have our teams and the smack will ramp up i bet.

Too bad there wasn't a way to do fantasy MMA leagues. We should at least try a pick em for the cards on the day of the fight. ( i'll have to stick with Pride though because they are the only ones i even know a bit about)
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 02:42 PM

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Too bad there wasn't a way to do fantasy MMA leagues. We should at least try a pick em for the cards on the day of the fight. ( i'll have to stick with Pride though because they are the only ones i even know a bit about)



Theres one. I found it not too long ago, but didn't get a chance to bookmark it. It was based on fighters and their team. Im going to go look for it.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 02:51 PM

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**stands there in disbelief** Son, Im a bit disappointed in your comeback. Surely you can do better. This is the juvenille monkey crap I expect from 3rd graders, not the great Tunavan. What happened? Is you immenent loss causing you to become unfocused? Or is it the fact that your starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel? Its okay. For every winner, there must be a loser. If you can accept your role as the latter, Im sure you will sleep better at night.




HAHA, that jedi mind trick may work where you come from where everyone's brains are fucked up on medical weed and too much fucking hairspray in there fucking LA poser hair, but that will not work on anyone from the RIGHT coast. You know you are a bit nervous here, you played with these clowns last year, and the year before, but now a new kid is on the block. I make EVERYONE nervous, nobody knows what the fuck my deal is, haha. I am gonna bust a hole in your team and just make you look silly, end of story. I am actually considering giving a call to pixar or Industrial Light and Magic to come up with an avatar of you getting fucked by the biggest black stud ever. HAHAHAHAHA



You got one thing right, you are a KID. When you get some pubes and a deeper voice, come and step up to the plate. This isnt the sandlot kid. In the meantime, go sit in front of the TV andpop in the Star Wars dvd. Its the only childhood memory you'll enjoy.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 03:16 PM

chico you got bigger and better things to worry about than tunacans ranting and raving. Its all just smoke and mirrored mind games he tryin to play. Tunacans c league ass aint worth the troubles. Nigga you got hard nosed shit to prepare for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLA
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 03:20 PM

I don't believe the pussified gush coming out of your respective pieholes. You people run smack worse than Patty in Modesto.

Cowering in one corner is a douchebag who demands respect because he comes from the 212 area code. The same place that gave us their former Tammany Hall mayor who went on to a highly respectable career as a stand-in when Judge Wapner had a cold. The place that gave us the original Tuna aka the U.S.S. Parcells. Don't forget that the "big" New Yorkers and all their fake thug talk only technically have two football teams, since they both suck Brandon Irons' herpes-infested dick, and both play in the same stadium, which is on Jimmy Hoffa's cement grave in New Fucking Jersey. The city where it's ok to urinate on the sidewalk in broad daylight, not to mention the city that gave us Henry Blodgett and Jack Grubman (and to show you that you're my bitch, you're gonna have to look up those last 2). The city that gave us that dirtbag Martha Stwart and her crook lover Sammy Wacks-all. And a city so disgustingly dirty they had to name one of the neighborhoods "Hell's Kitchen."

In another corner is Chico Travesty-o. Chico already knows I own his sorry pocho ass, since his pimp hand reach evidently only reaches to the Redlands off-ramp, and had to enlist my help to straighten out two of his whores.

In the other corner is Cleetus. He ain't gonna run any smak past his chiclets yet, and I respect that, even if his enjoyment of midgety does frighten me a litte.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 03:41 PM

What the fuck is all this babbling about?

I'm the pinnacle that means I reign supreme
And I'm notorious I'll crush you like a jelly bean
I'm baaaaaaaaad!

Respectfully,

The Champ.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 03:58 PM

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What the fuck is all this babbling about?

I'm the pinnacle that means I reign supreme
And I'm notorious I'll crush you like a jelly bean
I'm baaaaaaaaad!

Respectfully,

The Champ.




Nice work Gambo, you got all your ducks in that one basket yet?
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 04:33 PM

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I don't believe the pussified gush coming out of your respective pieholes. You people run smack worse than Patty in Modesto.

Cowering in one corner is a douchebag who demands respect because he comes from the 212 area code. The same place that gave us their former Tammany Hall mayor who went on to a highly respectable career as a stand-in when Judge Wapner had a cold. The place that gave us the original Tuna aka the U.S.S. Parcells. Don't forget that the "big" New Yorkers and all their fake thug talk only technically have two football teams, since they both suck Brandon Irons' herpes-infested dick, and both play in the same stadium, which is on Jimmy Hoffa's cement grave in New Fucking Jersey. The city where it's ok to urinate on the sidewalk in broad daylight, not to mention the city that gave us Henry Blodgett and Jack Grubman (and to show you that you're my bitch, you're gonna have to look up those last 2). The city that gave us that dirtbag Martha Stwart and her crook lover Sammy Wacks-all. And a city so disgustingly dirty they had to name one of the neighborhoods "Hell's Kitchen."

In another corner is Chico Travesty-o. Chico already knows I own his sorry pocho ass, since his pimp hand reach evidently only reaches to the Redlands off-ramp, and had to enlist my help to straighten out two of his whores.

In the other corner is Cleetus. He ain't gonna run any smak past his chiclets yet, and I respect that, even if his enjoyment of midgety does frighten me a litte.




Gotta hand it to you, I have NO idea how you work two dotcom/telco-era analysts into this, and yeah I was a young snot nose suit-monkey for a while, during and after the dotcom bust, so i know the perps.That was before what I do now and after my first job, crackin' teeth. A guy from Arizona is going to talk smack on NYC, that is absurd! Motherfucker, AZ is where we send our old people to die, florida is full so you're fair state is next. You had a lot to work with in bashing my town, because honestly, when you wake up in the am and read the paper, everything of importance that you are reading is happening here. As soon as something of interet that I can use to talk shit about AZ pops up, I will retort, I am sure there will be something by the end of the season.


Good job Willie, I see you will be a formidable opponent with the trashtalk, too bad that is the only fight you will be able to put up.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 04:39 PM

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What the fuck is all this babbling about?

I'm the pinnacle that means I reign supreme
And I'm notorious I'll crush you like a jelly bean
I'm baaaaaaaaad!

Respectfully,

The Champ.





Fluufin, what the hell's wrong with you coming in here plagiarizing someone else's work as your own. I knew you were a fraud, but did you have to be so openly blatent about it? Don't matter, your season is going to be a fraud as well.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 04:51 PM

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In another corner is Chico Travesty-o. Chico already knows I own his sorry pocho ass, since his pimp hand reach evidently only reaches to the Redlands off-ramp, and had to enlist my help to straighten out two of his whores.



Willie Pee, how you doing man. I can see your friends Jim Beem, Captain Morgan, and Jack Daniels havent visited you yet. My pimp hand is strong. Got you do do my work didnt I? You know what else is strong? My complete ownership over you. You think you put fear in people when you play Donald Trump in court? Billie Gee, fear is when you realize you cant win. Deal with it.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/17/06 11:06 PM

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Nice work Gambo, you got all your ducks in that one basket yet?




Oh yeah, Aaron Brooks all the way to the promised land!

Chico, just make sure you kick me when I'm down halfway through the season, 'cause you'll be kissing the curb again come playoff time.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/18/06 08:52 AM

All of this juvenile dick measuring and chin-wagging augurs well for an entertaining season.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/18/06 11:31 AM

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All of this juvenile dick measuring and chin-wagging augurs well for an entertaining season.



It makes for an fun season. We've done it for the last two yrs. and we dont take anything personal here. Its all in good fun.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/18/06 03:39 PM

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All of this juvenile dick measuring and chin-wagging augurs well for an entertaining season.



It makes for an fun season. We've done it for the last two yrs. and we dont take anything personal here. Its all in good fun.




my nigga CT right it all fun n games. It all fun n games till i beat all yall niggas ass. then for yall it wont be fun n games it will be brutal like your childhood when daddy beat on your moms.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/22/06 11:47 AM

wed. aug 23rd at 11:30pm est
don't forget that the draft is live tommorrow night- get there early because yahoo sometimes begins them early for some reason.


If you can't make it- try to order your picks now and the computer will work from your list as it picks for you.

Good luck all.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 11:41 AM

Tonight's the night 11:30 pm EST- be there or be square.

I have done no research so I'm taking all Steelers to piss off Chico
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 11:44 AM

I will see you all in hell. I am assuming all is well with the league, it filled up, etc.

Tony

Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 11:46 AM

I'm ready bitches.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 12:43 PM

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I will see you all in hell. I am assuming all is well with the league, it filled up, etc.

Tony







Yup- it is all filled up and ready to go, but all is well?
It is full of lunatics from XXXPT ( including myself of course) how well can it be?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 02:02 PM

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I will see you all in hell. I am assuming all is well with the league, it filled up, etc.

Tony







Yup- it is all filled up and ready to go, but all is well?
It is full of lunatics from XXXPT ( including myself of course) how well can it be?



I'm gonna fuck you douchebags up like Herpes fucked up Brandon Irons.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 02:20 PM

Don't even bother showing up, you faggots.



Posted by: loopnode

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 02:41 PM

Can you guys imagine I don't know what this thread is about. I see it's pretty popular though. What's fantasy football?

Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 02:54 PM

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Can you guys imagine I don't know what this thread is about. I see it's pretty popular though. What's fantasy football?




No sweat, chef:

FANTASY FOOTBALL is where you pick a team of real players. As these players compete in "real life" football, you are awarded points based on your players' statistical performance (rushing yards, sacks, etc).

THIS THREAD is about a mentally crippled group of cheating Donks who think they are going to win, and letting everyone else know it. By January, I predict this thread will have broken the record for the most liberal use of the various "fuck you" smileys available at our disposal.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 02:57 PM

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 02:57 PM

Wait that didnt work out right
Posted by: loopnode

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 03:10 PM

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No sweat, chef:

FANTASY FOOTBALL is where you pick a team of real players. As these players compete in "real life" football, you are awarded points based on your players' statistical performance (rushing yards, sacks, etc).

THIS THREAD is about a mentally crippled group of cheating Donks who think they are going to win, and letting everyone else know it. By January, I predict this thread will have broken the record for the most liberal use of the various "fuck you" smileys available at our disposal.




Thanks for clearing that up sir. This thread would be far more effective if it was a collage of Beth Ostrosky's pictures.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 03:22 PM

http://www.jimrome.com/archives/smack/smactionary.html
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 04:12 PM

Hey, I might be a mentally crippled Donk - but I play fair!!!



fucker
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 04:19 PM

Please confirm the draft time - Cleetus said 11:30 pm EDT, but the site looks like the draft time is set for

Time Left Until Draft:
0 days 15:42:34

Since it is now 7:17 EDT, that would make the draft TOMORROW at 11 AM!! EDT

please advise
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 04:33 PM

I just got this message from the xxxpt ff site there:
Your live online draft is set for Wed Aug 23 11:30pm EDT [ Add to My Calendar ], which is 3 hours and 58 minutes from now (test your system). Please arrive at least 10 minutes early since your draft will start promptly at the assigned time. You can rank your players up until 45 minutes before your draft.

So I am assuming that all is well for 11:30 pm est
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 04:33 PM

2-nite!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 06:23 PM

Bring it bitches.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 06:48 PM

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Bring it bitches.




Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 07:07 PM

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Bring it bitches.








Is that all you got? The homie who's always rhyming is reduced to smileys? You wont be smiling after week one.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 07:14 PM

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Bring it bitches.








Is that all you got? The homie who's always rhyming is reduced to smileys? You wont be smiling after week one.




nigga you see that avitar to your left. the one where them niggas is beating on each other? Well CT what they go though is nothing compared to what imma put your ass through week UNO! call your preacher nigga, cause im going on a massacr and your victim number 1.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 07:32 PM

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Bring it bitches.








Is that all you got? The homie who's always rhyming is reduced to smileys? You wont be smiling after week one.




nigga you see that avitar to your left. the one where them niggas is beating on each other? Well CT what they go though is nothing compared to what imma put your ass through week UNO! call your preacher nigga, cause im going on a massacr and your victim number 1.



Speaking of avatars, is that Ol' Dirty Bastard? Your gonna end up like him son, D-E-A-D. Forfeit, just forfeit. Don't let your soul die like a cheap pill popping whore.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 07:45 PM

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Bring it bitches.








Is that all you got? The homie who's always rhyming is reduced to smileys? You wont be smiling after week one.




nigga you see that avitar to your left. the one where them niggas is beating on each other? Well CT what they go though is nothing compared to what imma put your ass through week UNO! call your preacher nigga, cause im going on a massacr and your victim number 1.



Speaking of avatars, is that Ol' Dirty Bastard? Your gonna end up like him son, D-E-A-D. Forfeit, just forfeit. Don't let your soul die like a cheap pill popping whore.




dirrrrty back form the dead nigga. Grim reap yo ass if you aint carefull CT!
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 08:04 PM

25 mins. till go time bitches
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 08:09 PM

Chico and Guapo...

...sounds like a bad MTV cartoon show.

I predict both of these porkchops go Flamian by week 5.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 08:14 PM

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Chico and Guapo...

...sounds like a bad MTV cartoon show.

I predict both of these porkchops go Flamian by week 5.



I mentioned that a few weeks ago. BTW bitches, I got the number one draft. Last time I got it, I won the damn thing. Its on.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:31 PM

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Chico and Guapo...

...sounds like a bad MTV cartoon show.

I predict both of these porkchops go Flamian by week 5.



I mentioned that a few weeks ago. BTW bitches, I got the number one draft. Last time I got it, I won the damn thing. Its on.




good luck CT i hope you fuck em up.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:36 PM

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Chico and Guapo...

...sounds like a bad MTV cartoon show.

I predict both of these porkchops go Flamian by week 5.



I mentioned that a few weeks ago. BTW bitches, I got the number one draft. Last time I got it, I won the damn thing. Its on.




good luck CT i hope you fuck em up.



Thanks brotha. It was a good draft. Im happy with my team.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:36 PM

Chico took all of my guys
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:38 PM

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Chico took all of my guys



I took Steelers, current, former etc. Someone took Rothlisburger, fucker.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:39 PM

Good luck phuckerz! My laptop seared a burn mark on my scrotum, so you all will pay during the year.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:42 PM

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Good luck phuckerz! My laptop seared a burn mark on my scrotum, so you all will pay during the year.




Thats tunavan's fault. He tought it was the real NFL Draft and was going to use his 15 minute alotment.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:43 PM

Cleet, your lineup is pretty weak son. Who gave you your draft info? Loop? Week one looks like a mark in the loss column for you.
The Kings W
Impalers L
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:45 PM

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Cleet, your lineup is pretty weak son. Who gave you your draft info? Loop? Week one looks like a mark in the loss column for you.
The Kings W
Impalers L



LMAO!! Cleetus' roster is weak every year. He had Penington as his starting QB last season
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:46 PM

sorry, i was distracted by a friend with real big tits. I fucked up at the end and the machine took balt when i thought it was set to take jerivicous.

I think I had a decent draft, it is on.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:49 PM

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Cleet, your lineup is pretty weak son. Who gave you your draft info? Loop? Week one looks like a mark in the loss column for you.
The Kings W
Impalers L



LMAO!! Cleetus' roster is weak every year. He had Penington as his starting QB last season




Fuck you dude, the jets were primed last year until mawae got hurt and left a hole in the line, then both qb's in the same series. I was at that game and almost scaled the wall and jumped off the back of the stadium to my death, it was horrible.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:55 PM

I hope Sponge Bob Strahan brings you some Depends when your team starts to go Brandon on the league.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 09:56 PM

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[Fuck you dude, the jets were primed last year until mawae got hurt and left a hole in the line, then both qb's in the same series. I was at that game and almost scaled the wall and jumped off the back of the stadium to my death, it was horrible.



Touchy

This is going to be the best season ever.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 10:01 PM

Punkington has a throwing arm like a wet noodle.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 10:07 PM

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[Fuck you dude, the jets were primed last year until mawae got hurt and left a hole in the line, then both qb's in the same series. I was at that game and almost scaled the wall and jumped off the back of the stadium to my death, it was horrible.



Touchy



This is going to be the best season ever.



Hey man, I bleed green, check how we roll. The better parties never got photographed.
jets tailgate
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 10:10 PM

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Chico took all of my guys



I took Steelers, current, former etc. Someone took Rothlisburger, fucker.




who took that nigga rothlisburger? fuck that~!
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 10:49 PM

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Hey man, I bleed green, check how we roll. The better parties never got photographed.




Tunamelt, the Jets have about as much of a chance as Brandon Irons has passing an AIM HPV test. Come to think about it, Jets fans are a lot like herpes: the arrive unwanted and unexpected, their presence signals a lack of scoring, and they never, and I mean never, go away without leaving a mess. And when I get done with you in XPT FF, you're gonna wish Sponge Bob Strahan would bring one of those Depends over to your pad, 'cause I suspect you will crap yourself like Taylor Rain in a makeup chair.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 10:54 PM

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Hey man, I bleed green, check how we roll. The better parties never got photographed.




Tunamelt, the Jets have about as much of a chance as Brandon Irons has passing an AIM HPV test. Come to think about it, Jets fans are a lot like herpes: the arrive unwanted and unexpected, their presence signals a lack of scoring, and they never, and I mean never, go away without leaving a mess. And when I get done with you in XPT FF, you're gonna wish Sponge Bob Strahan would bring one of those Depends over to your pad, 'cause I suspect you will crap yourself like Taylor Rain in a makeup chair.




what is the name of your team willie? not that it matters, i will beat your ass no matter who you drafted
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/23/06 11:35 PM

Tunacram, I am the bitch you jacked off to when I drafted the Bears' defense.

Not that you yourself will have any luck with opponents imposing their kinky birth rituals on your women. I feel especially for Lexi Bardot. She destroyed you with her birthing your Moto Razr!!!

Fun, eh?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 02:51 AM

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Tunacram, I am the bitch you jacked off to when I drafted the Bears' defense.

Not that you yourself will have any luck with opponents imposing their kinky birth rituals on your women. I feel especially for Lexi Bardot. She destroyed you with her birthing your Moto Razr!!!

Fun, eh?



I just reread that and I have no fucking clue what it means, apologies.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 07:22 AM

Fuck all you niggas, i used to research my picks like you fruitcakes- this year I relied on pure street knowledge.

My lineup will gain in power as the season goes on.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 07:27 AM

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Tunacram, I am the bitch you jacked off to when I drafted the Bears' defense.

Not that you yourself will have any luck with opponents imposing their kinky birth rituals on your women. I feel especially for Lexi Bardot. She destroyed you with her birthing your Moto Razr!!!

Fun, eh?



I just reread that and I have no fucking clue what it means, apologies.




No worries, i figured you HAD to be drunk if you were bragging about the team D you picked up. Oh, and Lexi did not birth my cell, she popped it in her asshole, not vag.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 07:58 AM

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Tunacram, I am the bitch you jacked off to when I drafted the Bears' defense.

Not that you yourself will have any luck with opponents imposing their kinky birth rituals on your women. I feel especially for Lexi Bardot. She destroyed you with her birthing your Moto Razr!!!

Fun, eh?




so lets see,
you drafted :
a qb and 2 rbs from DEN (neither of which rb is the starter and Den always being a fantasy rb mess)

A starting RB and TE from the same team, never really a good idea

3 of your RBs with the same bye week, and 2 with another common bye week

Priest Holmes who most likely won't even play for at least 6 games, taking him to his week 7 bye, so won't even see the light of day until at LEAST week 8 and probably won't ever play again.

An RB and WR from the same team, terrible situation

Now, those are just poor choices from a strategic standpoint, I won't even go into how bad some of those picks are talent wise. You MAY want to pipe down with the shit talk for a while Willie. MUHAHAHA
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 12:00 PM

so how does everyone feel about their team? The draft last night was good practice for my other money leagues later this week.

Hey Chico, you know i got the top sleeper on Pitt right?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 12:31 PM

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so how does everyone feel about their team? The draft last night was good practice for my other money leagues later this week.

Hey Chico, you know i got the top sleeper on Pitt right?




In all seriousneess I feel pretty good about my draft. As long as TO doesn't have a complete meltdown in Dallas with Bill P. I should have a good shot at the title.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 01:33 PM

but that is a big if where TO is concerned.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 01:44 PM

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but that is a big if where TO is concerned.




True, but I was hoping his first year in Dallas he would be on his best behavior to prove all the "haters" wrong. We'll see.
Posted by: Big Calm

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 02:41 PM

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but that is a big if where TO is concerned.




True, but I was hoping his first year in Dallas he would be on his best behavior to prove all the "haters" wrong. We'll see.




You and me both brother. They make you pay for 2-3 preseason tickets when you purchase season tickets. I never go to pre-season games. I usually give them away. But since Dallas signed TO. I've had offers from folks that want to buy my pre-season tickets. DANG!!

btw, this is one of the illest threads on XPT. Too funny

war Cowboys, war Buckeyes....
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 02:54 PM

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so how does everyone feel about their team? The draft last night was good practice for my other money leagues later this week.





Generally I feel pretty good, with a couple of question marks

I wish the computer hadn't drafted Lamont Jordan for me with the 2d pick whilst I was trying desperately to log on, and even though Randy Moss was the best player available when I drafted him, he's such a piece of shit I root for him to get his collarbone broken on every play.

Speaking of which, I am entertaining trade offers for either or both of them.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 04:17 PM

Jordan is a good player that will pay off sooper- i'd hold onto him.

Hey Calm how are you prying yopurself away from the new madden long enough to read this thread
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 04:46 PM

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so how does everyone feel about their team? The draft last night was good practice for my other money leagues later this week.





Generally I feel pretty good, with a couple of question marks

I wish the computer hadn't drafted Lamont Jordan for me with the 2d pick whilst I was trying desperately to log on, and even though Randy Moss was the best player available when I drafted him, he's such a piece of shit I root for him to get his collarbone broken on every play.

Speaking of which, I am entertaining trade offers for either or both of them.



having your top wr and one of your 2 rb's on the same team really sucks, if the faders blow in a particular game, which they will at least 10 times this year, you are totally fucked. If they do ok, it will most likely be one or the other that gets points. Drafting is very strategic.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 04:56 PM

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Generally I feel pretty good, with a couple of question marks

I wish the computer hadn't drafted Lamont Jordan for me with the 2d pick whilst I was trying desperately to log on, and even though Randy Moss was the best player available when I drafted him, he's such a piece of shit I root for him to get his collarbone broken on every play.

Speaking of which, I am entertaining trade offers for either or both of them.



having your top wr and one of your 2 rb's on the same team really sucks, if the faders blow in a particular game, which they will at least 10 times this year, you are totally fucked. If they do ok, it will most likely be one or the other that gets points. Drafting is very strategic.




Your team is counting on geriatric B. Favre. That guy will either retire or break in half by week three. And Leinart as a backup? He rode the coat tails of Reggie Bush at USC. If he gets any playing time in AZ he'll take a beating behind the o line the likes of which even D. Carr in Houston will cringe.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 05:04 PM

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Generally I feel pretty good, with a couple of question marks

I wish the computer hadn't drafted Lamont Jordan for me with the 2d pick whilst I was trying desperately to log on, and even though Randy Moss was the best player available when I drafted him, he's such a piece of shit I root for him to get his collarbone broken on every play.

Speaking of which, I am entertaining trade offers for either or both of them.



having your top wr and one of your 2 rb's on the same team really sucks, if the faders blow in a particular game, which they will at least 10 times this year, you are totally fucked. If they do ok, it will most likely be one or the other that gets points. Drafting is very strategic.




Your team is counting on geriatric B. Favre. That guy will either retire or break in half by week three. And Leinart as a backup? He rode the coat tails of Reggie Bush at USC. If he gets any playing time in AZ he'll take a beating behind the o line the likes of which even D. Carr in Houston will cringe.




Favre produces well, this is fantasy we are talking about, in fantasy he still has some milege. He can turn it on late in the season as well. I was happy to settle for him as a result of snatching up rb's and wr's earlier in the draft. Leinart is a flyer, and I would be surprised if Warner didn't get destroyed by week 8, and with those weapons on that team he is set. IF he rode Bush's coattails, now he can ride Edge, Boldin, and Fitz's coattails.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 05:42 PM

I had Favre in the XXXPT Pool last year and he sucked more shit than Veronica Jett (or Christianxxx)
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 09:01 PM

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Hey Chico, you know i got the top sleeper on Pitt right?



Hmmmm, no.
Posted by: Big Calm

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 09:17 PM

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Hey Calm how are you prying yopurself away from the new madden long enough to read this thread




"This thread is gold Cleetus, gold I tell ya"
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 09:21 PM

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Hey Calm how are you prying yopurself away from the new madden long enough to read this thread




"This thread is gold Cleetus, gold I tell ya"




Big C why didn't you join the FF League?
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Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 10:08 PM

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Hey Calm how are you prying yopurself away from the new madden long enough to read this thread




"This thread is gold Cleetus, gold I tell ya"




Big C why didn't you join the FF League?




Ok, this might take a second. I'm such a die hard Cowboy fan mix that with the hatred of all the other 31 NFL teams.

Equals up to me being a bad FF player. I also watch a ton of NCAA and NFL games each week. I'll watch every OSU game and then I Tivo all the other Big 10 games to scout OSU's next team.

It takes days to watch. But I can fast forward through some. Repeat for Dallas in the NFL.

I attend all the home games (sec-125-Row-7-seat 10) but I also watch the NFL season ticket Short Cuts. Directv just started that last year.

Each NFL game is condensed to 30 minutes. I Tivo those too.

I know it's a lame excuse.

What an awful existence.

I do enjoy the XPT FF trash talk though. Funny shit...
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Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 10:11 PM

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Hey Calm how are you prying yopurself away from the new madden long enough to read this thread




"This thread is gold Cleetus, gold I tell ya"




Big C why didn't you join the FF League?




Ok, this might take a second....



lol. That's reason enough. Here's to TO having a big year.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/24/06 11:11 PM

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Who's the best smacktalker?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/25/06 12:50 AM

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Who's the best smacktalker?




In our little world of sports knife fights, you are the butterknife. I hear dykes in the WNBA consider you their slumpbuster.

Good Night Now!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/25/06 03:02 AM

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Who's the best smacktalker?




In our little world of sports knife fights, you are the butterknife. I hear dykes in the WNBA consider you their slumpbuster.

Good Night Now!



Its good you started drinking early because your going to be at the bottom of the standings. Its funny how a few drinks warp reality. Its not funny when you wake up and realize your Willie D.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/27/06 08:13 PM

Big Calm I need your help. Talk to your homie TO and tell him to get his shit together. I'm gonna need a productive season from him. What's the word on the street in big D concerning TO?
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/27/06 09:48 PM

I'll trade you Rae Carruth and a bowl of Cornflakes for him.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/27/06 10:00 PM

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You might want to keep Rae Rae's number on speed dial for yourself.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/27/06 10:09 PM

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True that, I think he'll stay with the Pats. I picked up T.O. last year and he was great. Half the year of course. Have fun with that.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/27/06 10:21 PM

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True that, I think he'll stay with the Pats. I picked up T.O. last year and he was great. Half the year of course. Have fun with that.




I hope D. Branch stays in NE and has a career year. My QB will be throwing to him. TO was a gamble, but he could pay off big. I don't think he's gonna crap another year down the toilet. He can't be that much of an asshole. [hindsight]Oh man, I might be in trouble. [/hindsight]
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/27/06 10:53 PM

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Don't bag on The Green Mile, he tried his best, more convincing than Rayenthal Lewis.
Posted by: Big Calm

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/27/06 11:09 PM

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Shit is crazy. I think Jerry wants a do over on that one. Dallas radio is saying that TO might be the 3rd WR during the Jacksonville game. I wouldn't start him in the first week if I were you.

Did anyone get the Cowboys D? I went to the game to see for myself if their D was really that good. The shit is true. They were getting QB pressure with out any kind of blitzing.

D. Ware was dropping into coverage on almost every 3rd down pass play. These guys look fast. I also noticed that T. Newman is getting no action.

Meaning no QB's are throwing the ball his way. I know it's just pre-season but the defense wont disappoint this year.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/27/06 11:35 PM

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[hindsight]Oh man, I might be in trouble. [/hindsight]



You just realized this?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/27/06 11:46 PM

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You just realized this?




Yeah, I knew there was a chance he'd be a headache, but I figured the gamble and possible big payoff outweighed the risk. That's why I made sure to draft some decent backups.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/27/06 11:55 PM

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You just realized this?




Yeah, I knew there was a chance he'd be a headache, but I figured the gamble and possible big payoff outweighed the risk. That's why I made sure to draft some decent backups.



Thats the funny thing about the draft. Two yrs. ago I picked Priest Holmes with the overall number 1 pick. He did well for the first 7,8 games into the season and then the fucker gets hurt. You can never tell about problem players or injuries. You just got to draft smart. Right tunavan?
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/28/06 12:44 PM

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You just realized this?




Yeah, I knew there was a chance he'd be a headache, but I figured the gamble and possible big payoff outweighed the risk. That's why I made sure to draft some decent backups.



Thats the funny thing about the draft. Two yrs. ago I picked Priest Holmes with the overall number 1 pick. He did well for the first 7,8 games into the season and then the fucker gets hurt. You can never tell about problem players or injuries. You just got to draft smart. Right tunavan?




The writing was on the wall with TO. He is clearly the most talented wr in the nfl right now, but if he misses 3 games a year to stupidity, what is the point? It seems he always screws you at the end of the season too wehn it really counts during a playoff run. I had TO 2 years ago and he was the man. I was really in his camp thinking he got a bad wrap, until this year. The guy shows up looking like a tour de france time trialist with a helmet and everything to ride a stationary bike, what the fuck is up with that. This is going to end up terribly, and the better Glenn looks, the worse a pissing match this is gonna be. And also, this Romo kid looks good and could very well end up being the starter at some point (think brady/ne), do you think Parcells is gonna let TO pull his shit on that kid when he starts bitching and pulling that shit about not getting enough catches? TO was just an all around mess.

btw, Matt Jones will be the next TO in a year or two, you heard it here.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/28/06 01:38 PM

Dont Bury Mr Bledsoe Yet, this will be his biggest and Best season Yet, much like the 96 team Parcels had in NE that went to the SB and got beat by Desmond "Where the fuck is he now" Howard and his 2 kickoff returns for 197 total yards...fucking Michigan star players, many of them come and go like brandon and hillary's herpes flareups (Think also Elvis "Pocket? Where's the fucking Pocket!!" Grbac), only the BACKUPS at Michigan (Like Tom Brady) ever amount to shit.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/28/06 02:09 PM

All I am gonna say is Chad Pennington, biggest comeback in NFL history, comes off 2 rotator cuff surgeries, leads the J-E-T-S to a respectable 8 wins but no playoffs this year, and next year with the running game fixed takes us where only Broadway Joe has!!! Then retires and hands the rains off to Clemens who brings a new era in the NFL with Jets domminence for years to come.

Ok, total homer fantasy there, but c'mon, a guy can dream right?? A litle sympathy please, life is cruel for jets fans, so cruel.
Posted by: TunaCan

Dominick Davis to be cut! HAHAHA - 08/29/06 12:09 PM

Look like someones second round pick is gonna fall out of the gate, ouch, looks like Lundy will be getting the start.

The Houston Chronicle reports Texans RB Domanick Davis (bruised left knee), the team's career rushing leader, is in danger of not making the team this season. Davis, who missed five games in 2005, has not practiced since the first week of preseason because of a bruised left knee that is unrelated to the arthroscopic surgery he underwent on the same knee in December.
Posted by: Big Calm

Re: Tuna, any nationally televised night games this year - 08/29/06 01:33 PM

I need to see Broadway Joe lit and hitting up the female talent again.

Namath is tits!
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Tuna, any nationally televised night games this year - 08/29/06 01:35 PM

Typical NY Jet: drunk and useless.

Posted by: TunaCan

Re: Tuna, any nationally televised night games thi - 08/29/06 01:59 PM

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C'mon Willie, there will never be a QB as big a pimp as Broadway Joe. He is the man. Hitting on tv announcer chicks on the sideline, he don't give a fuck! Fuck that fag Brady, fuck CPep, Fuck that rube Manning and his fucking bitch brother, none of them can hold Joe Willy's jock.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Tuna, any nationally televised night games thi - 08/29/06 04:58 PM

You had me at "pimp."

But the pantyhose ad, that was too far!
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Tuna, any nationally televised night games thi - 08/29/06 05:22 PM

Brady's not a fag. The dude is banging Bridget Moynihan the last 4 years....Bridget grew up in the next town over from where I am from, my baby sister went to that schools 1989 prom with her then bf and saw Brdget puke in the parking lot...small world eh?

Tom Brady is a Football God...he just has Elway teeth thats all.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: Tuna, any nationally televised night games thi - 08/29/06 07:45 PM

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Tom Brady is a Football God...he just has Elway teeth thats all.




Closet fag dude!
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Tuna, how insensitive - 08/30/06 11:07 PM

tunacan, how can you drop Leinart like that? How is Daddy gonna feed his baby? He's got a family to support now, man.
Posted by: Sergio T.

2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 08/31/06 11:55 PM

Hey fuckers, this thread has been quiet.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/01/06 11:04 AM

TO looked pretty good last night - Bwahahahahah. Oh and Willie, you might want to consider trading for a kicker.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/01/06 11:16 AM

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I'm just happy he was on the field.
Posted by: Big Calm

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/02/06 07:14 AM

^ ^

"Get your popcorn ready". At least that's what we were told.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/03/06 05:13 PM

Roethlisberger
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/03/06 09:03 PM

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/03/06 09:52 PM

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Thats bad for my beloved Steelers. Even worse for Guapo, my opening day opponent. Your gonna get your ass kicked.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/04/06 07:36 PM

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Thats bad for my beloved Steelers. Even worse for Guapo, my opening day opponent. Your gonna get your ass kicked.




nigga im just gonna make your shame that much worse when my second string nigga rivers come in and whoop on ya ass. chico i thought you knew nigga... the games been played and i came up the winner son.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/06/06 01:08 PM

you bitches ready to get owned??????
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/06/06 03:10 PM

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This from a guy who took forever to make his picks. Get ready to get trounced tunavan. Even Cleetus can beat you and he sucks.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/06/06 03:27 PM

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This from a guy who took forever to make his picks. Get ready to get trounced tunavan. Even Cleetus can beat you and he sucks.




Hey Chico-Man, maybe you should have taken a little longer in your draft picks, then you wouldn't end up with 3 players from the same shitty team in your starting lineup! Eli is going to gag on a cock out there against his brother, so you are just fucked all the way around with him, that chain-snatcher plax, and the biggest douchebag in the nfl shockey. And it looks like Ward will get a nice "Batch" to the face himself, you should just keep quiet and forget this whole thread for a while bro, it is going to be ugly.

So which porn chick taught you about football and playing ffb anyway?
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/06/06 04:51 PM

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This from a guy who took forever to make his picks. Get ready to get trounced tunavan. Even Cleetus can beat you and he sucks.




Hey Chico-Man, maybe you should have taken a little longer in your draft picks, then you wouldn't end up with 3 players from the same shitty team in your starting lineup! Eli is going to gag on a cock out there against his brother, so you are just fucked all the way around with him, that chain-snatcher plax, and the biggest douchebag in the nfl shockey. And it looks like Ward will get a nice "Batch" to the face himself, you should just keep quiet and forget this whole thread for a while bro, it is going to be ugly.

So which porn chick taught you about football and playing ffb anyway?



I've had Shockey in my line-up the two previous seasons and he puts up numbers, numbers that get me points. Points is what matters here. Same with the other players. As far as who taught me football, shit I played ball in school and even 1 yr. at college. FFB?, I won it the first yr. and nobody and that includes you, can take that away from me. Let the smacktalking begin.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/07/06 09:03 PM

Pretty good game tonight. Why was that hag Andrea Kramer the sideline reporter? What happened to all the hotties like Melissa Stark and that latina chick Vasquez or whatever her name was? Were they looking for the centenarian demographic?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/07/06 09:08 PM

F'n Chico must have paid off the refs
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/07/06 09:10 PM

tunavan got lucky those blind fuckers(refs) didn't see the challenge flag on H. Miller's TD.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/07/06 09:41 PM

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After the Joe Nameth incident they went with a bunch of ugly broads!
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/07/06 09:43 PM

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HAHA, thats the way it goes boys! I am gonna light it up this week!
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Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/07/06 09:46 PM

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HAHA, thats the way it goes boys! I am gonna light it up this week!




I needed that shit to get reviewed and overturned so my RB W. Parker could punch it in from the 1 yd. line.
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Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/07/06 10:05 PM

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HAHA, thats the way it goes boys! I am gonna light it up this week!




Yeah i am sure that is what you were hoping for! 11 pts for a te is pretty good, i am happy

I needed that shit to get reviewed and overturned so my RB W. Parker could punch it in from the 1 yd. line.


Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/07/06 10:06 PM

Hell yeah. 11 pts. for TE is good shit.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/07/06 11:04 PM

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I did nothing of the kind. Although, imagine if I did. Would they take tunacan studio compilation dvds?
Posted by: JRV

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/08/06 04:33 AM

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When I saw the replays where the referee was waiving his butt at Saban and Saban STILL couldn't hit the broad side of the barn...

Then I was thinking they ought to sign Orlando Brown to handle replay flag throws. I guarantee Orlando would hit the ref every time, and that the ref would know it...
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/09/06 12:23 AM

This thread [Mon*]Rawks![/Mon*]
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/09/06 01:44 AM

Werd.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/10/06 07:00 PM

Holy Cow, there was some ugly shit goin' on this week, especially from the Quarterback position, Trent Green, Carson Palmer, Hasselbeck, heloooooooo? My backup tied McNabb for most fantasy points at the position, anyone wanna trade?
Could someone loan me a crowbar, my foot is stuck up Tunaman's ass right now. Serves him right for being the slowest fucker on the draft board.
On a serious note, and dear to Tuna's heart I'm sure, it was a feel good situation to see Pennington not only survive the game but toss for 3 bills.

The Felons ride high, who's next?
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/10/06 07:18 PM

I got ct right where i want that nigga. my nigga clinton gonna run for 8 touchdowns manyana along with my kkk nigga rivers gonna throw for another 6. Its gonna leave that nigga CT out his mind! You going down CT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/10/06 07:22 PM

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As of 7:23pm PST, your squad hasnt even cracked 20 points yet chump.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/10/06 07:24 PM

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Who's your backup?
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/10/06 07:30 PM

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As of 7:23pm PST, your squad hasnt even cracked 20 points yet chump.





damm CT thats disgraceful nigga. thats some uncalled for tactics my squad be pullin. Im still gonna whoop on ya ass though. watch out for clinton nigga....clinton bringing the pain.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/10/06 08:35 PM

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As of 7:23pm PST, your squad hasnt even cracked 20 points yet chump.






damm CT thats disgraceful nigga. thats some uncalled for tactics my squad be pullin. Im still gonna whoop on ya ass though. watch out for clinton nigga....clinton bringing the pain.



Next victim. You're 22 points behind the second worse scorer and 48 points behind me. You ain't catching up partna.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/10/06 08:51 PM

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As of 7:23pm PST, your squad hasnt even cracked 20 points yet chump.






damm CT thats disgraceful nigga. thats some uncalled for tactics my squad be pullin. Im still gonna whoop on ya ass though. watch out for clinton nigga....clinton bringing the pain.



Next victim. You're 22 points behind the second worse scorer and 48 points behind me. You ain't catching up partna.




CT i thouhgt we was boys? How you gonna play your own patna like that? Hurtfull nigga .. thats some painful shit. Since you done me so bad i think you owe me a brew nigga.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/10/06 09:28 PM

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As of 7:23pm PST, your squad hasnt even cracked 20 points yet chump.






damm CT thats disgraceful nigga. thats some uncalled for tactics my squad be pullin. Im still gonna whoop on ya ass though. watch out for clinton nigga....clinton bringing the pain.



Next victim. You're 22 points behind the second worse scorer and 48 points behind me. You ain't catching up partna.




CT i thouhgt we was boys? How you gonna play your own patna like that? Hurtfull nigga .. thats some painful shit. Since you done me so bad i think you owe me a brew nigga.



Corona?
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/10/06 09:31 PM

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I got ct right where i want that nigga. my nigga clinton gonna run for 8 touchdowns manyana along with my kkk nigga rivers gonna throw for another 6. Its gonna leave that nigga CT out his mind! You going down CT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



As of 7:23pm PST, your squad hasnt even cracked 20 points yet chump.






damm CT thats disgraceful nigga. thats some uncalled for tactics my squad be pullin. Im still gonna whoop on ya ass though. watch out for clinton nigga....clinton bringing the pain.



Next victim. You're 22 points behind the second worse scorer and 48 points behind me. You ain't catching up partna.




CT i thouhgt we was boys? How you gonna play your own patna like that? Hurtfull nigga .. thats some painful shit. Since you done me so bad i think you owe me a brew nigga.



Corona?




Orale holmes Corona!!!!!!! Si my nigga~ I wanna tecate and a dos eqia too CT! WE gonna hit up juarez or what fool?
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/10/06 10:10 PM

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As of 7:23pm PST, your squad hasnt even cracked 20 points yet chump.






damm CT thats disgraceful nigga. thats some uncalled for tactics my squad be pullin. Im still gonna whoop on ya ass though. watch out for clinton nigga....clinton bringing the pain.



Next victim. You're 22 points behind the second worse scorer and 48 points behind me. You ain't catching up partna.




CT i thouhgt we was boys? How you gonna play your own patna like that? Hurtfull nigga .. thats some painful shit. Since you done me so bad i think you owe me a brew nigga.



Corona?




Orale holmes Corona!!!!!!! Si my nigga~ I wanna tecate and a dos eqia too CT! WE gonna hit up juarez or what fool?



Your on vato.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/11/06 12:44 AM

Boy am I glad I checked out this thread....

Chico vs. Guapo =
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/11/06 01:12 AM

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Boy am I glad I checked out this thread....

Chico vs. Guapo =



He he he, will you be laughing when I defeat you as well?
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/11/06 11:05 PM

After the opening day annihilation of Guapo (by 48 points), I am your current leader in the standings. Floofin, your next.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/11/06 11:16 PM

You better come correct, 'cause imo beatcha ass if youz don't.

What are you, 0-2 vs me so far, or is it 0-3? I forget. Doesn't matter, it'll be 0-3 next Monday.

Where's everyone else? Echo echo echo.
Got reaaaaal quiet in here.

Grizz is hard at work.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/11/06 11:21 PM

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After the opening day annihilation of Guapo (by 48 points), I am your current leader in the standings. Floofin, your next.




Fuck! Chico I think you have the lead by one point over me. I have Guapo next week and I hope his pitiful performance from week one continues.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/11/06 11:23 PM

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You better come correct, 'cause imo beatcha ass if youz don't.

What are you, 0-2 vs me so far, or is it 0-3? I forget. Doesn't matter, it'll be 0-3 next Monday.

Where's everyone else? Echo echo echo.
Got reaaaaal quiet in here.

Grizz is hard at work.



Its 0-2, but that was cause I missed the draft and pulled a Grizz all season long with a make shift squad. Bottom line is, your my only real competiton as the rest of the guys are just dreamers.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/11/06 11:29 PM

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...the rest of the guys are just dreamers.




Baah...whatever...on any given week when the Giants shit the bed, which will be often, your FF team will be hurtin.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/11/06 11:33 PM

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Baah...whatever...on any given week when the Giants shit the bed, which will be often, your FF team will be hurtin.



Wrong again Queenie. I got a solid backup team.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/11/06 11:45 PM

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Wrong again Queenie. I got a solid backup team.




Your gonna need all the help you can get against my team cheeco. You won't be going up against Guapo all year and your kicker won't be your high scorer either. Both of which will spell your demise eventually.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 12:33 AM

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Your gonna need all the help you can get against my team cheeco. You won't be going up against Guapo all year and your kicker won't be your high scorer either. Both of which will spell your demise eventually.



Wrong again. I had the same kicker for 2 yrs. Welcome to FF rookie.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 01:02 AM

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After the opening day annihilation of Guapo (by 48 points), I am your current leader in the standings. Floofin, your next.




I think Jaded has ya beat on points CT. Don't be counting your chickens before.......
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 12:01 PM

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After the opening day annihilation of Guapo (by 48 points), I am your current leader in the standings. Floofin, your next.




Damm nigga get your math correct. You adding and subtracting worse that a 11 year old nigga whos momma be at the club till 6 in the a.m.

P.S. My nigga clinton looked so fresh so clean last night.
Posted by: TunaCan

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 01:11 PM

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You better come correct, 'cause imo beatcha ass if youz don't.

What are you, 0-2 vs me so far, or is it 0-3? I forget. Doesn't matter, it'll be 0-3 next Monday.

Where's everyone else? Echo echo echo.
Got reaaaaal quiet in here.

Grizz is hard at work.




I am still around, i will regroup and smack someone this week.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 02:47 PM

All I gotta say is "HOW 'BOUT DEM RAIDERS!"

(Al Davis on left, Art Shell on right, talent in the middle)

Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 03:03 PM

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All I gotta say is "HOW 'BOUT DEM RAIDERS!"

(Al Davis on left, Art Shell on right, talent in the middle)



Seeing Jerry Porter celebrate on the sideline when his own QB got jacked up should draw the attention of Raider Fan in his Darth Vader outfit with tinfoil spikes on the shoulders, but leave to a battery chuckin' Water Hoarder to break the story:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2006/09/12/SPG41L3TCJ1.DTL

"Shockers Blow Out Gaping Rectums," now that's a headline!
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 05:45 PM

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After the opening day annihilation of Guapo (by 48 points), I am your current leader in the standings. Floofin, your next.




Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. Jaded 1-0-0 1.000 75.00 W-1 5 2
2. Team Tapout 1-0-0 1.000 67.00 W-1 9 2
3. The Kings 1-0-0 1.000 66.00 W-1 8 2
4. Floofin's Felons 1-0-0 1.000 58.00 W-1 10 3
5. Shockers 1-0-0 1.000 57.00 W-1 3 2
6. Cleetus' Impalers 0-1-0 .000 49.00 L-1 7 -
7. Donkey Punchers 0-1-0 .000 49.00 L-1 1 -
8. tunacan 0-1-0 .000 48.00 L-1 4 4
9. Gaping Rectums 0-1-0 .000 44.00 L-1 2 4
10. G-money madmen 0-1-0 .000 34.00 L-1 6 4



STFU n00b
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 05:47 PM

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After the opening day annihilation of Guapo (by 48 points), I am your current leader in the standings. Floofin, your next.




Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. Jaded 1-0-0 1.000 75.00 W-1 5 2
2. Team Tapout 1-0-0 1.000 67.00 W-1 9 2
3. The Kings 1-0-0 1.000 66.00 W-1 8 2
4. Floofin's Felons 1-0-0 1.000 58.00 W-1 10 3
5. Shockers 1-0-0 1.000 57.00 W-1 3 2
6. Cleetus' Impalers 0-1-0 .000 49.00 L-1 7 -
7. Donkey Punchers 0-1-0 .000 49.00 L-1 1 -
8. tunacan 0-1-0 .000 48.00 L-1 4 4
9. Gaping Rectums 0-1-0 .000 44.00 L-1 2 4
10. G-money madmen 0-1-0 .000 34.00 L-1 6 4



STFU n00b



Bring it!!
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 06:15 PM

next week im whoopin on niggas ass for CT's inability to do basic math. I feel bad for you king you gonna be my queen with my dick in your ass bitch!
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 06:48 PM

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next week im whoopin on niggas ass for CT's inability to do basic math. I feel bad for you king you gonna be my queen with my dick in your ass bitch!




Did I just hear someone from the basement say something? Bring it cellar dweller, maybe you'll break 35 pts this week.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/12/06 07:56 PM

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All I gotta say is "HOW 'BOUT DEM RAIDERS!"

(Al Davis on left, Art Shell on right, talent in the middle)






I pre-nom Art Shell for the Crash Test Dummy of the Season award. It's so wrong they brought him back for this shit, but Al Davis has finally seen one fly over the cuckoo's nest, that dude is permanently out to lunch.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/13/06 02:30 PM

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next week im whoopin on niggas ass for CT's inability to do basic math. I feel bad for you king you gonna be my queen with my dick in your ass bitch!




Did I just hear someone from the basement say something? Bring it cellar dweller, maybe you'll break 35 pts this week.




Those sounds aint comming from the basement fool. them sounds comming straight up from hell, you know the place..its your grandmommas residence! Nigga im gonna gravedigg your ass come week 2.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/13/06 09:00 PM

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next week im whoopin on niggas ass for CT's inability to do basic math. I feel bad for you king you gonna be my queen with my dick in your ass bitch!




Did I just hear someone from the basement say something? Bring it cellar dweller, maybe you'll break 35 pts this week.




Those sounds aint comming from the basement fool. them sounds comming straight up from hell, you know the place..its your grandmommas residence! Nigga im gonna gravedigg your ass come week 2.




Guano...Guano...Guano, all the ebonics in the world nor even Satan himself can save you from the proper beat down you are about to receive this weekend.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/13/06 11:41 PM

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STFU n00b




Jim had a good week, but you can't squeeze 50 points from Donna McKnob every weekend. I will play "My Dick" on your answering machine when you lose!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/18/06 12:12 AM

Floofin, your a worthy opponent, but this is not your year. Soppergrizz, your next, bitch.
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/18/06 09:28 AM

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Jim had a good week, but you can't squeeze 50 points from Donna McKnob every weekend. I will play "My Dick" on your answering machine when you lose!




nah but hes allways good for 20 son.
better luck next time.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/18/06 09:33 PM

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next week im whoopin on niggas ass for CT's inability to do basic math. I feel bad for you king you gonna be my queen with my dick in your ass bitch!




Did I just hear someone from the basement say something? Bring it cellar dweller, maybe you'll break 35 pts this week.




Those sounds aint comming from the basement fool. them sounds comming straight up from hell, you know the place..its your grandmommas residence! Nigga im gonna gravedigg your ass come week 2.




Guapo, I'm sorry I questioned your team's ability to break 35 pts. this week. You proved me wrong.(36)

2-0 bitches
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/18/06 11:24 PM

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Thats why I stopped playing after the first week. Besides, ff is alot mor fun.



It won't be when you wake up on morning with a nasty shocker from The Shockers.



This from a man who lost to a team called Donkey Punchers.


Eeerrrr I think JimJaded's team beat you lastweek, too.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/19/06 12:01 AM

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Thats why I stopped playing after the first week. Besides, ff is alot mor fun.



It won't be when you wake up on morning with a nasty shocker from The Shockers.



This from a man who lost to a team called Donkey Punchers.


Eeerrrr I think JimJaded's team beat you lastweek, too.



Im undefeated son. Im also the points leader and in first place.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/19/06 12:44 AM

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Im also the points leader and in first place.


Chico, come on man, that's two weeks in a row you been makin shit up.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/19/06 12:49 AM

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Chico, come on man, that's two weeks in a row you been makin shit up.



So my math was off, big deal
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/19/06 08:38 AM

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Chico, come on man, that's two weeks in a row you been makin shit up.



So my math was off, big deal




Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/19/06 10:37 AM

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next week im whoopin on niggas ass for CT's inability to do basic math. I feel bad for you king you gonna be my queen with my dick in your ass bitch!




Did I just hear someone from the basement say something? Bring it cellar dweller, maybe you'll break 35 pts this week.




Those sounds aint comming from the basement fool. them sounds comming straight up from hell, you know the place..its your grandmommas residence! Nigga im gonna gravedigg your ass come week 2.




Guapo, I'm sorry I questioned your team's ability to break 35 pts. this week. You proved me wrong.(36)

2-0 bitches




Nigga never question my squads ability to prove you wrong. Nigga its all part of the masta plan. WHos up next week? FLoofin... damm imma hate beating on this niggas head with my fat cock. You going down floofin!
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/19/06 12:48 PM

All I can say is that at this rate my team is shittier than a pair of Ryan Knox's shower shoes
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/19/06 05:34 PM

i want that nigga vick! get a nigga his types of peoples and watch g-money blaze to numero uno mufuckaz. fuck chico and fuck you.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/19/06 07:04 PM

Guapo, the Felons are gonna roll over you like the rims I stole off your Brougham.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/19/06 09:58 PM

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i want that nigga vick! get a nigga his types of peoples and watch g-money blaze to numero uno mufuckaz. fuck chico and fuck you.



Nigga please. Your squad sucks and so does your coaching skillz. You couldn't coach a teenage mama to the welfare office.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/20/06 05:52 PM

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i want that nigga vick! get a nigga his types of peoples and watch g-money blaze to numero uno mufuckaz. fuck chico and fuck you.



Nigga please. Your squad sucks and so does your coaching skillz. You couldn't coach a teenage mama to the welfare office.




nigga please! i coached your momma to come back to the casa and suck my chalupa. ohh damm nigga i forgot she does that to all the hommies. my bad... ill go back to the drawing board.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/20/06 11:38 PM

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i want that nigga vick! get a nigga his types of peoples and watch g-money blaze to numero uno mufuckaz. fuck chico and fuck you.



Nigga please. Your squad sucks and so does your coaching skillz. You couldn't coach a teenage mama to the welfare office.




nigga please! i coached your momma to come back to the casa and suck my chalupa. ohh damm nigga i forgot she does that to all the hommies. my bad... ill go back to the drawing board.



Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/21/06 09:55 AM

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i want that nigga vick! get a nigga his types of peoples and watch g-money blaze to numero uno mufuckaz. fuck chico and fuck you.



Nigga please. Your squad sucks and so does your coaching skillz. You couldn't coach a teenage mama to the welfare office.




nigga please! i coached your momma to come back to the casa and suck my chalupa. ohh damm nigga i forgot she does that to all the hommies. my bad... ill go back to the drawing board.



Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?




i wont be old news after my nigga clinton run all up over that pretenda floofin this week and lead a nigga on the comeback trail. All i did nigga was spot you a lead like you do to the child in the special olympics. that right ct you a special olympic mufucker.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/21/06 02:09 PM

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i want that nigga vick! get a nigga his types of peoples and watch g-money blaze to numero uno mufuckaz. fuck chico and fuck you.



Nigga please. Your squad sucks and so does your coaching skillz. You couldn't coach a teenage mama to the welfare office.




nigga please! i coached your momma to come back to the casa and suck my chalupa. ohh damm nigga i forgot she does that to all the hommies. my bad... ill go back to the drawing board.



Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?




i wont be old news after my nigga clinton run all up over that pretenda floofin this week and lead a nigga on the comeback trail. All i did nigga was spot you a lead like you do to the child in the special olympics. that right ct you a special olympic mufucker.



Looks like the smallest pup in the yard is barking the loudest. I'll give you props if you beat Floofin, but if you don't, Im clowing your ass.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/21/06 03:15 PM

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i want that nigga vick! get a nigga his types of peoples and watch g-money blaze to numero uno mufuckaz. fuck chico and fuck you.



Nigga please. Your squad sucks and so does your coaching skillz. You couldn't coach a teenage mama to the welfare office.




nigga please! i coached your momma to come back to the casa and suck my chalupa. ohh damm nigga i forgot she does that to all the hommies. my bad... ill go back to the drawing board.



Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?




i wont be old news after my nigga clinton run all up over that pretenda floofin this week and lead a nigga on the comeback trail. All i did nigga was spot you a lead like you do to the child in the special olympics. that right ct you a special olympic mufucker.



Looks like the smallest pup in the yard is barking the loudest. I'll give you props if you beat Floofin, but if you don't, Im clowing your ass.




well send them props CT cause g-money guarantee a win come this week. i G-U-A-R-A-N-T-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE a whoopin!
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/22/06 08:21 AM

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i want that nigga vick! get a nigga his types of peoples and watch g-money blaze to numero uno mufuckaz. fuck chico and fuck you.



Nigga please. Your squad sucks and so does your coaching skillz. You couldn't coach a teenage mama to the welfare office.




nigga please! i coached your momma to come back to the casa and suck my chalupa. ohh damm nigga i forgot she does that to all the hommies. my bad... ill go back to the drawing board.



Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?




Sloppy Jizz has been silent? Bitch, I let my team do the talkin' and right now it's saying "please stop. Let me go - I promise not to tell"
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/22/06 09:26 AM

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Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?




Sloppy Jizz has been silent? Bitch, I let my team do the talkin' and right now it's saying "please stop. Let me go - I promise not to tell"



You must not be doing alot of talking at 0-2. How does it feel to be winless? Either way, you'll still be winless at 0-3 after this weeks game.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/22/06 10:34 AM

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Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?




Sloppy Jizz has been silent? Bitch, I let my team do the talkin' and right now it's saying "please stop. Let me go - I promise not to tell"



You must not be doing alot of talking at 0-2. How does it feel to be winless? Either way, you'll still be winless at 0-3 after this weeks game.




Something good will come, I can feel it - although that just might be the defibrulator the ICU staff is using on me.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/23/06 05:01 PM

you ready to die floofin? my sights is lockin in. my nigga clinton is ready to pull the trigga on yo ass.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/23/06 05:18 PM

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you ready to die floofin? my sights is lockin in. my nigga clinton is ready to pull the trigga on yo ass.





You-sa people gonna die?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/24/06 12:27 AM

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you ready to die floofin? my sights is lockin in. my nigga clinton is ready to pull the trigga on yo ass.





You-sa people gonna die?







Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/24/06 01:02 AM

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You-sa people gonna die?












Why ya gotta posta a pic of Guapo's mama? That's cold, but not as cold as Guapo's dead ass tomorrow after I put him inna ground.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/24/06 11:23 AM

my nigga clinton just lookin so fresh so clean.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/24/06 06:06 PM

pop my colla bitches! holla at cha boy g-money!
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/24/06 06:47 PM

Yahoo is gay because they dont post results after the games.




Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/24/06 06:50 PM

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pop my colla bitches! holla at cha boy g-money!




id probably bench him for the rest of the season.

I had him for a few years and he's worthless. He has one good week and then hes dogshit.

theres your one good week.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/24/06 08:14 PM

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Yahoo is gay because they dont post results after the games.




Ya gotta buy the StatTracker for $10.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/24/06 08:22 PM

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Yahoo is gay because they dont post results after the games.




Ya gotta buy the StatTracker for $10.




ill save floofin 10 bones and give the nigga the news. YOU LOST SON! YOU WENT FROM CONTENDA TO PRETENDA.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/24/06 10:06 PM

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ill save floofin 10 bones and give the nigga the news. YOU LOST SON! YOU WENT FROM CONTENDA TO PRETENDA.




Yeah, my humiliation is damn near complete. It's been a crap day for me all around and I'm gonna drink about it. But beware my ashy friend, for I've been in deeper holes, and taken harsher medicine on my way to holding the trophy. I'll see you again later this season.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/25/06 09:56 AM

While all you people push your little girly-man smak around, take notice of Wilfredo's weekend: Rolled up on the commish in the nicest possible way, set the FF06 standards in point totals and margin of victory, and even predicted which of you degenerates would win this week.

Whatcha gonna do when I roll a c-note on you?

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/25/06 10:36 AM

f'in Hassleback
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/25/06 05:07 PM

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While all you people push your little girly-man smak around, take notice of Wilfredo's weekend: Rolled up on the commish in the nicest possible way, set the FF06 standards in point totals and margin of victory, and even predicted which of you degenerates would win this week.

Whatcha gonna do when I roll a c-note on you?





Ohh, ahhh, ohhh...Willie D has as much clout predicting victory as Minion does winning Americas Next Top Model. 100 points, stop the presses, big deal. Do that for 6 consecutives weeks as I did in '04 ,then you have something to brag about.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/25/06 08:03 PM

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Ohh, ahhh, ohhh...Willie D has as much clout predicting victory as Minion does winning Americas Next Top Model. 100 points, stop the presses, big deal. Do that for 6 consecutives weeks as I did in '04 ,then you have something to brag about.



Well, your much-talked-about team hasn't done it yet this year. Much talked about only by you, most of the time. You said the only thing holding Grizz from the cellar was Guapo, when it was you all along. And as for your 2004 XPT win over the Minion, if holding onto past glory like that really mattered, I'd be jacking off to Candida Royalle's tits in a Russ Meyer film, and you would be wiping the blood off a dingy boxing gym floor in El Monte.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/25/06 08:52 PM

niggaz, niggaz, niggaz stop the hate! stop the hate and congratulate!

willie D congratulations on 100 points this week! You will enjoy this untill i get around to beating yo ass and leaving your psyche and so called team in shambles.

floofin congratulations on loosing to a nigga who up to this point was the laughing stock of the xpt ff familia. You should be ashamed nigga!

Team tapout congratulations on your past glory. Weeks on end at 100 + points musta had you straight buck wylin! Too bad you cant bring some them points from back then to aid in the ego bustin ass whoopins of today. You fell to a team that made my g-money madmem look like all stars. You too went from contenda to pretenda.

Now last but not least i congratulate me. cause when its all said and done i will be the xpt ff champion of the world.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/26/06 11:43 AM

All I have to say is that I am one win out of 5th place notwithstanding that through three weeks my QBs have no pasing TDs and my RBs have no rushing TDs. Someday the junior varsity crew will find an endzone, and then, WATCH OUT
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/26/06 11:46 AM

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niggaz, niggaz, niggaz stop the hate! stop the hate and congratulate!

willie D congratulations on 100 points this week! You will enjoy this untill i get around to beating yo ass and leaving your psyche and so called team in shambles.

floofin congratulations on loosing to a nigga who up to this point was the laughing stock of the xpt ff familia. You should be ashamed nigga!

Team tapout congratulations on your past glory. Weeks on end at 100 + points musta had you straight buck wylin! Too bad you cant bring some them points from back then to aid in the ego bustin ass whoopins of today. You fell to a team that made my g-money madmem look like all stars. You too went from contenda to pretenda.

Now last but not least i congratulate me. cause when its all said and done i will be the xpt ff champion of the world.



Nigga, go back in history. I whoop your ass in Week 1. You need to put that bong down son, its killing your brain cells. Because I like you Guapo, I wont bet you as bad in the rematch later this season.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/26/06 01:02 PM

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niggaz, niggaz, niggaz stop the hate! stop the hate and congratulate!

willie D congratulations on 100 points this week! You will enjoy this untill i get around to beating yo ass and leaving your psyche and so called team in shambles.

floofin congratulations on loosing to a nigga who up to this point was the laughing stock of the xpt ff familia. You should be ashamed nigga!

Team tapout congratulations on your past glory. Weeks on end at 100 + points musta had you straight buck wylin! Too bad you cant bring some them points from back then to aid in the ego bustin ass whoopins of today. You fell to a team that made my g-money madmem look like all stars. You too went from contenda to pretenda.

Now last but not least i congratulate me. cause when its all said and done i will be the xpt ff champion of the world.



Nigga, go back in history. I whoop your ass in Week 1. You need to put that bong down son, its killing your brain cells. Because I like you Guapo, I wont bet you as bad in the rematch later this season.




damm nigga why you always got to be bringin up old shit? DAMM CT!
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/26/06 01:05 PM

1. The Kings 3-0-0
2. Jaded 3-0-0
3. Shockers 2-1-0
4. Team Tapout 2-1-0
5. Floofin's Felons 1-2-0
6. Donkey Punchers 1-2-0
7. G-money madmen 1-2-0
8. tunacan 1-2-0
9. Gaping Rectums 1-2-0
10. Cleetus' Impalers 0-3-0

'nuff said
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/26/06 01:24 PM

i finally get a crack at Chico.

(Who by the way scored alot of points a few years ago)



Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/26/06 01:26 PM


1. The Kings 3-0-0 - 209
2. Jaded 3-0-0 - 208
3. Shockers 2-1-0 - 221
4. Team Tapout 2-1-0 - 183



Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/26/06 04:38 PM

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i finally get a crack at Chico.

(Who by the way scored alot of points a few years ago)







Indeed Jim. Gonna be a hellava game since 5 of my starters have bye weeks. Bring on the scrubs.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/26/06 04:39 PM

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1. The Kings 3-0-0
2. Jaded 3-0-0
3. Shockers 2-1-0
4. Team Tapout 2-1-0
5. Floofin's Felons 1-2-0
6. Donkey Punchers 1-2-0
7. G-money madmen 1-2-0
8. tunacan 1-2-0
9. Gaping Rectums 1-2-0
10. Cleetus' Impalers 0-3-0

'nuff said




The funny thing about it, Cleetus is still winless as in yrs. past- he sucks.
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/26/06 07:31 PM

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i finally get a crack at Chico.

(Who by the way scored alot of points a few years ago)







Indeed Jim. Gonna be a hellava game since 5 of my starters have bye weeks. Bring on the scrubs.




bummer on Sean Alexander. the guy was MONEY last year
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/27/06 11:52 AM

So........is anyone interested in trading for a 6'3 224lb pro bowl wide out? Serious inquiries only.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/27/06 11:59 AM

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So........is anyone interested in trading for a 6'3 224lb pro bowl wide out? Serious inquiries only.



Want an All-Pro RB? He lead the league in rushing yards.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 09/27/06 12:36 PM

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So........is anyone interested in trading for a 6'3 224lb pro bowl wide out? Serious inquiries only.



Want an All-Pro RB? He lead the league in rushing yards.



You guys should do that trade, if for no other reason so some dork in a cubicle at Yahoo's offices will see it, jump out of his seat and walk around with of a pintout of it, showing his coworkers in the nerderie, crying, "Can you believe how stupid these two guys are? Man did I catch a scoop!"

BTW Chico I'm not sure I can trade for a WR who's about to be benched, but I'm still thinking it over.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/01/06 01:43 PM

yall fantasy football niggas quiet! Im on a rampage fuckin shit up!
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/02/06 07:54 AM






Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/02/06 05:30 PM

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Its 5:30 pm, I dont wish harm on anyone, but hope McNabb pulls a hamstring in the first, sealing my victory.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/02/06 05:39 PM

A JimJ loss helps everyone. My team shit the bed this week so if McNabb makes 10 pts for JimJ tonight he will be the lone undefeated team. Come on Green Bay D!
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/02/06 06:15 PM

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A JimJ loss helps everyone. My team shit the bed this week so if McNabb makes 10 pts for JimJ tonight he will be the lone undefeated team. Come on Green Bay D!


Why do you talk like the beatdown is over? I still have Westbrook and a GB wideout exacerbating your shame and humiliation as we speak.

But seriously, how big an egg did Hasselbeck lay yesterday?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/02/06 06:27 PM

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A JimJ loss helps everyone. My team shit the bed this week so if McNabb makes 10 pts for JimJ tonight he will be the lone undefeated team. Come on Green Bay D!


Why do you talk like the beatdown is over? I still have Westbrook and a GB wideout exacerbating your shame and humiliation as we speak.

But seriously, how big an egg did Hasselbeck lay yesterday?




Westbrook's hurt and isn't playing and Jennings isn't much of a threat. Good call subbing Leftwich for Hass. that worked out well. I think you'll be in first Willie if Jaded loses. Anyway, the team and I are just trying to put this week behind us and move forward. We have more favorable matchups next week and should bounce back from a disappointing weekend. Team meeting on Tuesday.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/02/06 06:49 PM

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Its 5:30 pm, I dont wish harm on anyone, but hope McNabb pulls a hamstring in the first, sealing my victory.




damm nigga, looks like you lost CT. look like a nigga on the rise and a ese on the fall.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/02/06 07:18 PM

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Its 5:30 pm, I dont wish harm on anyone, but hope McNabb pulls a hamstring in the first, sealing my victory.




damm nigga, looks like you lost CT. look like a nigga on the rise and a ese on the fall.



Damn nigga, what with the hate? Liquor store have a special on Hatearade?
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/02/06 08:06 PM

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Its 5:30 pm, I dont wish harm on anyone, but hope McNabb pulls a hamstring in the first, sealing my victory.




damm nigga, looks like you lost CT. look like a nigga on the rise and a ese on the fall.



Damn nigga, what with the hate? Liquor store have a special on Hatearade?




damm nigga i wasnt even hating CT! i was routing fo ya ass this week son. i was just saying it looked like you lost cause that nigga d-nabb looking like he got them points nigga. damm ct!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/02/06 08:09 PM

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You cant deny Donovan son.

allways good for 20.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/02/06 08:28 PM

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You cant deny Donovan son.

allways good for 20.



We'll meet again soon.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/06/06 04:49 PM

That's 6 too many pictures of Donna McNabb and far too few pictures of Lara Roxx.
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/06/06 06:26 PM







Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/06/06 08:39 PM

Goddamnit Jaded! Why why why why whyyyyyyyyyyy?

By the way, tell your boy Donovan to pass to L.J. Smith all game.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/06/06 10:17 PM

While I look forward to demolishing the administrator of XPT this weekend,
I look more forward to the next weekend's matchup with Guapo, whereupon I will initiate mad smak to put that orange helmet in his proper place, Unless he pulls a Rae "Green Mile" Carruth and hides in the back of a Nissan Sentra in rural Tennessee.

Does that count as "looking past your next opponent?"
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/07/06 10:02 AM

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Goddamnit Jaded! Why why why why whyyyyyyyyyyy?

By the way, tell your boy Donovan to pass to L.J. Smith all game.




this is actually a big bye week for me so if ever you had the odds in your favor its this week.
good luck.

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/07/06 02:01 PM

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this is actually a big bye week for me so if ever you had the odds in your favor its this week.
good luck.





Whatchutalkinbout, Willis, with your goofy switcheroo?
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/07/06 02:03 PM

Im off to a good weekend. Got my Hatebreed tix and I face Cleetus once again. Im back in the win column.

Cleetus, pray that my squad doesnt run the score up on you. It doesnt look good. At least you still have hockey.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/07/06 02:04 PM

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Goddamnit Jaded! Why why why why whyyyyyyyyyyy?

By the way, tell your boy Donovan to pass to L.J. Smith all game.




this is actually a big bye week for me so if ever you had the odds in your favor its this week.
good luck.





Too bad it wasnt when I had my big bye week.
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/07/06 09:17 PM

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this is actually a big bye week for me so if ever you had the odds in your favor its this week.
good luck.





Whatchutalkinbout, Willis, with your goofy switcheroo?




oh no i just have alot of moves because i never logged on for the draft, so i had to pick my team on all your guys leftovers.

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/07/06 09:36 PM

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Im off to a good weekend. Got my Hatebreed tix and I face Cleetus once again. Im back in the win column.

Cleetus, pray that my squad doesnt run the score up on you. It doesnt look good. At least you still have hockey.




I thought this league was over already


Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/09/06 01:53 PM

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Im off to a good weekend. Got my Hatebreed tix and I face Cleetus once again. Im back in the win column.

Cleetus, pray that my squad doesnt run the score up on you. It doesnt look good. At least you still have hockey.




I thought this league was over already






Damn it Cleetus, log-in to your yahoo acount.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/10/06 11:35 PM

I will concede losing to Tony Malice in XPTFFB. I got donkey punched this weekend, due to my own sense of sportsmanship.

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(15:01:15) xptwillie: you xpt football team has a "bye" player starting.
(15:01:31) Tony M.: ah thanks i will check in on it
(15:02:12) xptwillie: i want to kick your ass, but fairly!
(15:05:13) Tony M.: hmm
(15:05:21) Tony M.: how many wr does this league start
(15:05:58) xptwillie: 3 wr 2rb
(15:07:17) Tony M.: is there a screen where i can see the side by side matchup for this week
(15:07:57) xptwillie: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/319282/matchup?week=5&mid1=4&mid2=3




Malice, you owe me! Damnit!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/11/06 08:52 AM

Quote:

I will concede losing to Tony Malice in XPTFFB. I got donkey punched this weekend, due to my own sense of sportsmanship.

Quote:

(15:01:15) xptwillie: you xpt football team has a "bye" player starting.
(15:01:31) Tony M.: ah thanks i will check in on it
(15:02:12) xptwillie: i want to kick your ass, but fairly!
(15:05:13) Tony M.: hmm
(15:05:21) Tony M.: how many wr does this league start
(15:05:58) xptwillie: 3 wr 2rb
(15:07:17) Tony M.: is there a screen where i can see the side by side matchup for this week
(15:07:57) xptwillie: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/319282/matchup?week=5&mid1=4&mid2=3




Malice, you owe me! Damnit!



Damn Willie, your so honest, you should be a politician.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/11/06 11:17 AM

Where as Chico has been offering to give me head for some of my "good" players
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/11/06 08:38 PM

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Where as Chico has been offering to give me head for some of my "good" players



As Guapo would put it, " Fuck yo couch Nigga" WTF you talking about Willis? I got a midget for you, is that good enough?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/11/06 08:54 PM

If it's a female midget
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/11/06 09:00 PM

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If it's a female midget



Does Doug Flutie count as a midget?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/11/06 09:29 PM

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If it's a female midget



Does Doug Flutie count as a midget?




Not female
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/11/06 09:51 PM

1. Jaded 4-1-0 .800 341.00 L-1 6 20
2. The Kings 4-1-0 .800 306.00 W-1 9 8
3. Shockers 3-2-0 .600 347.00 L-1 3 12
4. Floofin's Felons 3-2-0 .600 297.00 W-2 8 12
5. Team Tapout 3-2-0 .600 281.00 W-1 10 11
6. Donkey Punchers 2-3-0 .400 287.00 W-1 1 -
7. G-money madmen 2-3-0 .400 236.00 L-1 7 12
8. Gaping Rectums 2-3-0 .400 206.00 W-1 2 7
9. Cleetus' Impalers 1-4-0 .200 246.00 L-1 5 -
10. tunacan 1-4-0 .200 232.00 L-3 4 7



wheres tuna can?? wasnt he talking all kinds of shit?


Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/11/06 10:03 PM

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wheres tuna can?? wasnt he talking all kinds of shit?




Tuna met the same fate all tuna will eventually face, he got canned.

Who was the shmuck who lost to him?
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/11/06 10:33 PM

who a nigga beatin this week? I pity the fool!
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/11/06 10:50 PM

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who a nigga beatin this week? I pity the fool!


Don't even bother beginning such a war, bitch.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/12/06 11:18 AM

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who a nigga beatin this week? I pity the fool!


Don't even bother beginning such a war, bitch.




ahh willie its you? its you a nigga gonna beat like your momma and daddy used to?
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/14/06 05:12 PM

shocka besta say his prayers tonite! a nigga gonna roll come tomorrow. its gonna be tragic for them shocka squad.
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/15/06 11:31 AM

i declare victory over the shockaz at halftime of todays early games. THis weas the easiest victory in the history of ff.

who a nigga got next week? its gonna be another disaster for that squad!
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/15/06 01:42 PM

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i declare victory over the shockaz at halftime of todays early games. THis weas the easiest victory in the history of ff.

who a nigga got next week? its gonna be another disaster for that squad!





me, bitch..and im gonna fuck you till you love me.


Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/15/06 04:37 PM

LT have yourself a game, son! 135 all purpose yds. and 4 TD's. Welcome back T.O. good to see ya.
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/16/06 09:02 PM

i would like to congratulate "The King", and "Guapo" on their weekly results.

flossin,my niggas...flossin


chico -10 from grossman?....ouch!









Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/16/06 09:22 PM

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i would like to congratulate "The King", and "Guapo" on their weekly results.

flossin,my niggas...flossin


chico -10 from grossman?....ouch!


LOL, I forgot there was a game tonight.









Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/22/06 09:17 PM

Floof, we have a good match up Monday night. Does T.Glenn have enough game to make up 21 pts. and nullify T.O.? If he does it's a well deserved win, if not it's 6-1 for The Kings.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/23/06 08:27 PM

Im back in the win column. Malice got donkey punched tonight.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/23/06 09:14 PM

Goddamn what a farce/soap opera in Dallas....First Drew totally shits the bed and throw that ridiculous pick 10 feet from the end zone....AND THEN Der Fuerher PArcells throws in ROMO in the second half...OUCH! Double Ouch.

Here's my take: PArcells is an asshole, pure and simple. The game passed him by about 5 years ago, maybe more. He is a total ego maniac, and a prick. Yes, he had major success throughout most of his career, but it was always surrounded by turbulence and bullshit.

Bledsoe is Bledsoe...alternating between a classic, graceful pocket passer, and a spasiastic Dr Strangelove-type arsonist, torching himself and his team as much as he torches the opposition. But ya dont replace him, at halftime down by 5...on Monday Night...at home...against the Giants...with an untested rookie. Now you are totally fucked...what kinda effort do ya think bledsoe will give from now on? What about his confidence? What about the team's confidence?

All I know is...I really want to pork the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders....
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/24/06 09:08 AM

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Goddamn what a farce/soap opera in Dallas....First Drew totally shits the bed and throw that ridiculous pick 10 feet from the end zone....AND THEN Der Fuerher PArcells throws in ROMO in the second half...OUCH! Double Ouch.

Here's my take: PArcells is an asshole, pure and simple. The game passed him by about 5 years ago, maybe more. He is a total ego maniac, and a prick. Yes, he had major success throughout most of his career, but it was always surrounded by turbulence and bullshit.

Bledsoe is Bledsoe...alternating between a classic, graceful pocket passer, and a spasiastic Dr Strangelove-type arsonist, torching himself and his team as much as he torches the opposition. But ya dont replace him, at halftime down by 5...on Monday Night...at home...against the Giants...with an untested rookie. Now you are totally fucked...what kinda effort do ya think bledsoe will give from now on? What about his confidence? What about the team's confidence?

All I know is...I really want to pork the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders....




burg seriously ....unless your Guapo and pissed because Bledsoe couldnt do shit for you last night, dont spam the fantasy thread.

Posted by: GUAPO

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/24/06 10:32 AM

id like to send my congradulations to that nigga jaded on his win. a nigga give his props when props due.
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/30/06 10:03 AM

holy shit Cleetus nice WEEK!
im glad i didnt waste a 90 pointer.


Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/30/06 10:23 PM

128 pts this week suckas. 12 td's. bringin the pain!
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 10/30/06 11:12 PM

I'm catching up
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/08/06 11:39 AM

*1. The Kings 8-1-0 707.00 pts.
2. Jaded 6-3-0 602.00 pts.
3. Floofin's Felons 6-3-0 567.00 pts.
4. Team Tapout 5-4-0 499.00 pts.
5. Shockers 4-5-0 549.00 pts.
6. G-money madmen 4-5-0 510.00 pts.
7. Cleetus' Impalers 3-6-0 539.00 pts.
8. Donkey Punchers 3-6-0 519.00 pts.
9. tunacan 3-6-0 459.00 pts.
10. Gaping Rectums 3-6-0 407.00 pts.

* = clinched playoff spot
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/14/06 04:32 PM

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I'm catching up



Can we count how many people implored everyone to not drop out, and are now dropping out?
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/14/06 05:21 PM

I must correct myself- i was catching up without even trying
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/15/06 02:41 AM

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I must correct myself- i was catching up without even trying



Liar. I think he's winning in AC Cream's little football league. When your ready to play in the majors, step up. We got room for you.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/15/06 07:10 AM

what? I am last in all the leagues (3) that i am in this season. but if everyone but KIng screws up i can still catch up
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/15/06 05:55 PM

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what? I am last in all the leagues (3) that i am in this season. but if everyone but KIng screws up i can still catch up



You suck big time. How can you be last in every league? Do you even watch football? Do you know what it is? Maybe you got confused and were looking for Donovan Landon instead on Donavan McNabb?

Our football has teams like the Steelers, Raiders, Cowboys and Titans. Not the Galaxy, Stars or Quakes.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/15/06 10:21 PM

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what? I am last in all the leagues (3) that i am in this season. but if everyone but KIng screws up i can still catch up



You suck big time. How can you be last in every league? Do you even watch football? Do you know what it is? Maybe you got confused and were looking for Donovan Landon instead on Donavan McNabb?

Our football has teams like the Steelers, Raiders, Cowboys and Titans. Not the Galaxy, Stars or Quakes.





Who is this?
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/15/06 10:24 PM

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what? I am last in all the leagues (3) that i am in this season. but if everyone but KIng screws up i can still catch up



You suck big time. How can you be last in every league? Do you even watch football? Do you know what it is? Maybe you got confused and were looking for Donovan Landon instead on Donavan McNabb?

Our football has teams like the Steelers, Raiders, Cowboys and Titans. Not the Galaxy, Stars or Quakes.





Who is this?



Its the guy who has a 4-2 record against you.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/16/06 02:29 PM

Uncle Tim?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/19/06 04:20 PM

Donovan, say hello to injured reserve. Offseason starts early this year.

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/19/06 06:23 PM

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Donovan, say hello to injured reserve. Offseason starts early this year.





Why couldnt this happen in Week 1?
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/19/06 09:53 PM

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Donovan, say hello to injured reserve. Offseason starts early this year.





Why couldnt this happen in Week 1?




heinous!

Posted by: Coochie Monster

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 11/20/06 12:47 AM

You know T.O. is jacking off to that picture right now.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Recount! - 11/23/06 01:19 PM

All I have to say is that this is a sick fucking joke - My QB, RB and sub QB have all had season-ending injuries! And my other top 3 pick (Moss) is playing on the DOA Raiders.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Recount! - 12/02/06 12:24 AM

Shockers throwing in the towel...Bears' defense on waivers
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Recount! - 12/02/06 07:37 PM

Okay so ya I'm a chick and hardly know much compared to all you jock watchers and yea it's all about NFL 'n shit but didn't wanna start a lame thread for this lame post.

Sooo while I'm indifferent about who's better than who in college football, I was shocked and proud of UCLA winning USC. Probably only because USC sucks compared to how they dominated the last few years. Oh well... kinda nice for a damn change geeez!

Okay sorry for the interruption, back to your regularly scheduled NFL Fantasy Football

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Recount! - 12/03/06 08:39 PM

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Okay so ya I'm a chick and hardly know much compared to all you jock watchers and yea it's all about NFL 'n shit but didn't wanna start a lame thread for this lame post.

Sooo while I'm indifferent about who's better than who in college football, I was shocked and proud of UCLA winning USC. Probably only because USC sucks compared to how they dominated the last few years. Oh well... kinda nice for a damn change geeez!

Okay sorry for the interruption, back to your regularly scheduled NFL Fantasy Football






Sexiest post you've ever made.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/04/06 09:21 PM

Playoffs!!!

Here we go.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Recount! - 12/05/06 01:36 AM

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Shockers throwing in the towel...Bears' defense on waivers



Does this mean your forfeiting our game?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Recount! - 12/11/06 09:48 PM

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Shockers throwing in the towel...Bears' defense on waivers



Does this mean your forfeiting our game?



Eat it cuntbag....looooooooozzzerrrrrrrr!
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Recount! - 12/11/06 09:52 PM

Chico, it's you and me in the 5th-Place Toilet Bowl next week. How did it come to this? HOW!?!?
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Recount! - 12/12/06 12:16 AM

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Chico, it's you and me in the 5th-Place Toilet Bowl next week. How did it come to this? HOW!?!?



Because Cleetus, Tuna, Malice etc. wouldnt make trades even after their season ended early. Im done with the league. Its boring and nobody talked smack after the first few weeks. Good luck to the guys still in.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Recount! - 12/12/06 12:49 PM

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Because Cleetus, Tuna, Malice etc. wouldnt make trades even after their season ended early.




Dude, I disagree. Because of parity/mediocrity, almost everyone was still in the hunt to the end. It was a mosh pit for the playoff berths, look at me, I fucking tie the last week of the season and go from a 2nd place finish and a bye to 4th. With King excepted, no one's team really took wing.
It's tough to talk shit when you're favored by 20 points but lose to the Guapo's of the league.
I do agree that more players should have been in here talking some junk, even showing a fucking PULSE (Tuna, Tony, etc.), but you didn't even say anything after the second time you beat me!. You had every right to rub my face in it.
Whatever Chico, here's your shit talk: You picked the wrong horses with Eli and Rex. Now bring your best squad, it's you and me this weekend. You gonna die.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Recount! - 12/12/06 12:57 PM

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you didn't even say anything after the second time you beat me!. You had every right to rub my face in it.
Whatever Chico, here's your shit talk: You picked the wrong horses with Eli and Rex. Now bring your best squad, it's you and me this weekend. You gonna die.




Guess what, Fluffnstuff, Im gonna beat you a THIRD time. Guess what else? There ain't a damn thing you can do about it either.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Recount! - 12/12/06 10:19 PM

Chico is mad because i didn't feed him players for nothing like i had in previous years- See Chico I withhold my players and you are no good
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Recount! - 12/12/06 10:29 PM

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Chico is mad because i didn't feed him players for nothing like i had in previous years- See Chico I withhold my players and you are no good



You smoking crack again Cleetus? We have never, ever, ever trade in the past. Remember, I pick all Steelers. Even without the trades, it was boring. No smacktalking from hardly anyone. Im gonna go read the thread from the 2004 season. That was good smacktalking. Even jrv got a kick out of it and he didn't even play.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Recount! - 12/12/06 10:35 PM

Can we rename this emoticon " " Chico Travieso please. I haven't heard whining like this since Jeff Gillooly clubbed Nancy Kerrigan.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Recount! - 12/13/06 12:15 AM

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Can we rename this emoticon " " Chico Travieso please. I haven't heard whining like this since Jeff Gillooly clubbed Nancy Kerrigan.




Look who cameout of the woodwork, its Queenie. You've been MIA in the smacktalking and now you show up? Nigga please.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Recount! - 12/13/06 08:20 AM

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Can we rename this emoticon " " Chico Travieso please. I haven't heard whining like this since Jeff Gillooly clubbed Nancy Kerrigan.




The dude who did the clubbin' was Shane Stant, and I hired him "take good care" of your boy LDT. Either that or I'm gonna have the Ninja Whore piss all over him.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Recount! - 12/13/06 11:45 AM

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Can we rename this emoticon " " Chico Travieso please. I haven't heard whining like this since Jeff Gillooly clubbed Nancy Kerrigan.




Look who cameout of the woodwork, its Queenie. You've been MIA in the smacktalking and now you show up? Nigga please.




I've been laying such consistent beat downs every week I figured I'd let all you also-rans trade barbs without me having to remind you of my dominance. I know you guys have fragile egos and sometimes it's just nice to let the scoreboard do the talking.

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I know, but no one remembers Shane Stant or Shawn Eckhardt, Jeff Gillooly however they remember. I have to dumb things down for you guys. LT is an ironman and league MVP "San Diego SUPERCHARGERS" Chalk up another victory for The Kings this week.
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: Recount! - 12/13/06 12:50 PM

who released brian westbrook without so much as a post
i dont think the king can be stopped unless they bench ladanian hes like shawn alexander last year: auto-20 pts
maybe they will sit him week 16 when i play him
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Recount! - 12/13/06 12:51 PM

You wanted smack talking Chico now we have it albeit too late


I didn't have time for FF this year as I am addicted to online gaming but wanted to set it up for those that did (not a cop out- i wouldn't have won if i did work for it- made too many mistakes on draft day)
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Recount! - 12/13/06 05:57 PM

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who released brian westbrook without so much as a post



#195645
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/18/06 11:21 PM

How did it feel, Chico? Touchdown after touchdown, Manning just kept slingin' it. The good Manning that is, Peyton. Before MNF you were ahead what, 25 points? Ouch.
I proudly take 5th, having left you upside down for another off season. 3-2




Congrats to Jim Jaded and King who move on to the Superbowl! Have a fight.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/19/06 02:13 AM

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How did it feel, Chico?



It feels good considering what I did. Those paying close attention know what I just did. Those that didn't, missed out. I just made things more intresting.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/19/06 11:49 AM

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It feels good considering what I did. Those paying close attention know what I just did. Those that didn't, missed out. I just made things more intresting.




Yeah, as if waiving all of your crappy players at once is really gonna turn the tide of the final game.

Until next year, vato.
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/19/06 12:08 PM

if glassjaw sits or plays just a quarter I have a fighting chance

if not mr auto20points tomlinson is gonna be hard to overcome ....especially without mcnabb.

either way good season guys
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/19/06 12:54 PM

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It feels good considering what I did. Those paying close attention know what I just did. Those that didn't, missed out. I just made things more intresting.




Yeah, as if waiving all of your crappy players at once is really gonna turn the tide of the final game.

Until next year, vato.



lol, your really a crappy victor. Got to love your sportsmanship.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/19/06 01:03 PM

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lol, your really a crappy victor. Got to love your sportsmanship.




Nah, I'm just tryin' to provide a little fire for the thread. I now understand your harping last year about the lack of shit talk. As always Chico, it was a blast. We'll pick it up next year where we left off.
Thanks again to Cleetus for setting up our league, and thanks to the players who took part and showed a little heart.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/19/06 01:05 PM

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lol, your really a crappy victor. Got to love your sportsmanship.




Nah, I'm just tryin' to provide a little fire for the thread. I now understand your harping last year about the lack of shit talk. As always Chico, it was a blast. We'll pick it up next year where we left off.
Thanks again to Cleetus for setting up our league, and thanks to the players who took part and showed a little heart.



It just wasnt fun really. Cleetus bailed and so did a few other people. Why join a league if you dont intend to ride it out?
I got to play next yr. I cant have you one up on me.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/19/06 04:15 PM

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Yeah, as if waiving all of your crappy players at once is really gonna turn the tide of the final game.




Someone is gonna grab Marion Barber. They guy scores TD's, not like LT, but guaranteed 1 per game.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/19/06 11:59 PM

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We'll pick it up next year where we left off.
Thanks again to Cleetus for setting up our league, and thanks to the players who took part and showed a little heart.




Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is for everyone else in my football pool to get testicular cancer (non-fatal).
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 10:09 AM

So, you guys dump all your players and let Jaded stack his roster with all-stars? That's fucking lame.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 12:32 PM

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So, you guys dump all your players and let Jaded stack his roster with all-stars? That's fucking lame.




Waaaay lame, I think its time to enforce the "loser's avatar" rule.

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 12:38 PM

LOL, if you were paying attention, you could've had those players too. Next yr., I'll start the league and find a way to annex the players on those guys who fail to maintain their teams. ( Cleetus, Tunacan, etc.)

Anyway, change your avatar.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 12:57 PM

I don't trust Chico to run the FF league
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 12:59 PM

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LOL, if you were paying attention, you could've had those players too. Next yr., I'll start the league and find a way to annex the players on those guys who fail to maintain their teams. ( Cleetus, Tunacan, etc.)



I was paying attention, but I'd rather stick with the guys that got me to the title game. But that's beside the point. If every team that is out of the running or loses in the playoffs releases their players it turns the semi finals and final game into a hoax. Jaded turned over nearly half his roster with some of the best players in the League, if every one in the League for next year is cool with it then that's fine, but it seems to kinda ruin the championship. Well, whatever, I'm not out of it yet suckas.

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You first, scrub.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 01:20 PM

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I don't trust Chico to run the FF league



Does your palm itch everytime you get mentioned on XPT? Merry Christmas Cleetus and congrats on 8th place or wherever the helll you ended up.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 01:26 PM

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I was paying attention, but I'd rather stick with the guys that got me to the title game. But that's beside the point. If every team that is out of the running or loses in the playoffs releases their players it turns the semi finals and final game into a hoax. Jaded turned over nearly half his roster with some of the best players in the League, if every one in the League for next year is cool with it then that's fine, but it seems to kinda ruin the championship. Well, whatever, I'm not out of it yet suckas.



We all change players from week to week. I think the average roster move is 20 per year( based on previous seasons). Sometimes its neeed due to injuries, players getting benched etc. Anyway, good luck to King and Jaded.

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Anyway, change your avatar.



You first, scrub.



The fight is Saturday, then I'll change it.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 02:03 PM

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I was paying attention, but I'd rather stick with the guys that got me to the title game. But that's beside the point. If every team that is out of the running or loses in the playoffs releases their players it turns the semi finals and final game into a hoax. Jaded turned over nearly half his roster with some of the best players in the League, if every one in the League for next year is cool with it then that's fine, but it seems to kinda ruin the championship. Well, whatever, I'm not out of it yet suckas.



We all change players from week to week. I think the average roster move is 20 per year( based on previous seasons). Sometimes its neeed due to injuries, players getting benched etc. Anyway, good luck to King and Jaded.

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Anyway, change your avatar.



You first, scrub.



The fight is Saturday, then I'll change it.




Who won? I haven't checked in a while. I hope Chico did - I've already got the avatar

Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 02:10 PM

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We all change players from week to week. I think the average roster move is 20 per year( based on previous seasons). Sometimes its neeed due to injuries, players getting benched etc.




Come on, you know that's not what I'm talking about. Replacing injuries or poor performers during the season is obviously OK. I'm talking about selectively releasing players like Brian Westbrook, J. Addai, Todd Heap, Plaxico Burress, Eli Manning, etc. at the end of the year for no apparent reason. I'm curious why you and Willie released some players and not others. Something doesn't seem right about this.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 03:08 PM

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We all change players from week to week. I think the average roster move is 20 per year( based on previous seasons). Sometimes its neeed due to injuries, players getting benched etc.




Come on, you know that's not what I'm talking about. Replacing injuries or poor performers during the season is obviously OK. I'm talking about selectively releasing players like Brian Westbrook, J. Addai, Todd Heap, Plaxico Burress, Eli Manning, etc. at the end of the year for no apparent reason. I'm curious why you and Willie released some players and not others. Something doesn't seem right about this.



There was al limit on how many players you can release. You need enough player to field an actual team. Go figure. Otherwise I would have released the whole damn team. There is no conspiracy if that is what your implying.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 03:11 PM

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Who won? I haven't checked in a while. I hope Chico did - I've already got the avatar





Mmmm, hmmmm...yeah.....the winner gets to chose the losers avatar. Paying attention is school wasn't your strong point was it?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 03:16 PM

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There is no conspiracy if that is what your implying.




Come on, I need a good excuse if I lose.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 03:18 PM

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There is no conspiracy if that is what your implying.




Come on, I need a good excuse if I lose.



Its all nago's fault.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 09:44 PM

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Who won? I haven't checked in a while. I hope Chico did - I've already got the avatar





Mmmm, hmmmm...yeah.....the winner gets to chose the losers avatar. Paying attention is school wasn't your strong point was it?




Not so much
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 10:06 PM

All those players were up for grabs by: tunacan, me, and king in that order
what happened is king you never logged on before the waivers processed on tuesday checked who was available and put in your requests


let me explain how wavers work

if 6 players were available and tunacan, myself, and king put in requests for the same 6 players in the same order:
each of us would get 2 players
1. Tunacan
2. Jaded
3. King
4. Tunacan
5. Jaded
6. King

noone else put in requests so I got the players

FF is about coaching too which actually was timely cause i hadnt been putting up shit for numbers lately

great season guys

Merry XMas to all as well
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 11:05 PM

I didn't mean to sound like a whiny bitch or try to diminish JJ's win, if he does win after tomorrow night. JJ had every right to pick up any player he wanted because nothing was said to the otherwise. It's just that when an influx of top tier free agents from teams that have been eliminated or don't care fucks with the legitimacy of the title game. What if every team released their top players before the game between JJ and myself. We both could conceivably have entirely new rosters. It would be like a lame ass Pro Bowl in Hawaii rather than a Super Bowl between the two best teams that made it through the playoffs. If I'm the only one that thinks it takes away from the league championship then that's fine, majority rule is cool. It just doesn't seem right.

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let me explain how wavers work



I know how waivers work. The waiver wire order only applies if we are both trying to claim the same player, then it goes to the team with the lower number. If you are the only one claiming free agents off the waiver wire you can grab every single one you want. It's not the process that is in question. It's about other teams releasing 1st string automatic starters into the free agent market that allows lesser teams to turn into powerhouses. The guys you picked up from the other teams would never ever have been available to you during the regular season because they are too valuable, so why should they be available before the championship. I'm just sayin it kinda fucks everything up after a long hard fought regular season and playoffs. Again, if everybody is fine with it, no problem. It was a fun FF season.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 11:08 PM

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I didn't mean to sound like a whiny bitch or try to diminish JJ's win.......



Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/24/06 11:26 PM

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I didn't mean to sound like a whiny bitch or try to diminish JJ's win.......








(6)Team Tapout. 6th out of 10 teams =
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/25/06 12:16 AM

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(6)Team Tapout. 6th out of 10 teams =



I finished 3rd in the regular season buddy, 8-5.
On;y thing that matters in the playoffs is the championhip. No one cares about what place they finish.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/25/06 12:20 AM

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(6)Team Tapout. 6th out of 10 teams =



I finished 3rd in the regular season buddy, 8-5.
On;y thing that matters in the playoffs is the championhip. No one cares about what place they finish.




Says the guy that finished in 6th place out of 10.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/25/06 11:00 AM

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(6)Team Tapout. 6th out of 10 teams =



I finished 3rd in the regular season buddy, 8-5.
On;y thing that matters in the playoffs is the championhip. No one cares about what place they finish.




Says the guy that finished in 6th place out of 10.





Posted by: windsock

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/25/06 11:03 AM

Hey, Cleetus. Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/25/06 11:45 AM

Merry Christmas Windsock
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/25/06 12:31 PM

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(6)Team Tapout. 6th out of 10 teams =



I finished 3rd in the regular season buddy, 8-5.
On;y thing that matters in the playoffs is the championhip. No one cares about what place they finish.




Says the guy that finished in 6th place out of 10.









What you grinning at Cleetus? Your the Tampa Bay Devil Rays of FF.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/25/06 12:51 PM

Yes but you said yourself I didn't even try
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/25/06 01:42 PM

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Yes but you said yourself I didn't even try



Cause your a SLACKER .
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/26/06 11:30 AM

I was just trying to show that NFL parity kind of sucks...it's unpredictable and maddening. I almost beat tunavan and I only fielded 1/2 of a team. Hopefully everyone will stay involved past week 3 next year, and a few more teams will show up.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/26/06 01:07 PM

Congrats, Jim. Good season!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/26/06 01:54 PM

2004 Champ- Chico T
2005 Champ- Floofin
2006 Champ- Jim Jaded

Congrats on a well played season.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/26/06 01:58 PM

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2004 Champ- Chico T
2005 Champ- Floofin
2005 Champ- Jim Jaded

Congrats on a well played season.





Hah- you wanted people to see your name up
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/26/06 02:27 PM

None of my business but ....

... Shouldn't it be
2006 Champ- Jim Jaded

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/26/06 03:28 PM

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2004 Champ- Chico T
2005 Champ- Floofin
2005 Champ- Jim Jaded

Congrats on a well played season.





Hah- you wanted people to see your name up



Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/26/06 03:29 PM

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None of my business but ....

... Shouldn't it be
2006 Champ- Jim Jaded





Good eye Fatty, corection made.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/28/06 10:00 PM


Posted by: John Floofin

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/28/06 10:43 PM

Welcome to the Hall of Champions, Jim. It's an elite fraternity you have joined.

Winner winner chicken dinner!
Posted by: JimJaded

Re: 2006 XXXPT Fantasy Football League - 12/30/06 06:48 PM

great season guys.

King, you indeed had the best team hands down. LT was the MAN this year, in fact even with the waiver pickups it was super close. I got lucky.

nice game willie, you allmost won after jettisoning 1/2 your team


Happy New Years