Yoga Queefs

Frequently, women queef while doing yoga. A feature length DVD of MILFy porn stars like Dana DeArmond, Katja Kassin, Chastity Lynn etc doing yoga, naked and queefing, would be very strokeworthy.

I hope they all shart on you.

Can you shoehorn gagging into this intriguing concept?

Cattle prod perhaps?

A wonderful idea, but that should be a second, separate line of videos. Yoga Queefs would be for onanistic purposes, but it would also be relaxing to watch. Yoga Sharts would be pure masturbation fodder, as would Yoga Queefs and Gagging.

^ Not to mention: Panzeriffic.

How about picking actual active performers? Chastity Lynn is long retired and no where near a MILF. Only Dana is still sorta active.

No. They must be retired. No active performers. I'm willing to make an exception for Dana, but only her and nobody else.

I'm willing to make an exception to my objection to the death penalty if it's applied to you. Fuck off.

Prominent labia minora are the key to the success of this feature, and that is one reason why Chastity Lynn would need to be coaxed out of retirement for this film. When the queef is expelled, the labia minora will flap gently in the resulting breeze. It will look very good when shot up close.

No, they key is you listening to the Ghost of Jake Malone and you jumping off a bridge in Long Beach.

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