more crying please

Posted by: whattaburger

more crying please - 03/24/16 04:43 PM

I would like to see more productions that feature sobbing and crying...but exclusively on the part of the male actor.

For instance, a young babysitter shows up to collect pay for work she did the previous weekend. She fancies the father and makes overtures, but she's frustrated by his meek predilection to cuddle. Finally he relents, he struggles to balance his wobbling fat body over her supple young frame but then the tears start to flow; he collapses in a heap beside her and sobs, uncontrollably, for twenty minutes. She pities him and watches in awe as he professes to failure in virtually every aspect of his life; every financial, academic and creative endeavor, every personal relationship. Each time she attempts to console him, for example reminding him that he has children, some coincidence worsens his despair; the children were adopted, in fact he's sterile. Limp in spite of the babysitter's Herculean effort, he falls asleep but begins twitching. Our babysitter discovers that shortly before her arrival, the father ate an entire bottle of barbiturates. She checks her phone (possibly calling 911) but quickly takes everything in his wallet and leaves. The final shot is of our man foaming at the mouth and having a seizure as his cat watches on.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: more crying please - 03/24/16 04:57 PM

You writing the Bernie Sanders Story?
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: more crying please - 03/25/16 08:17 AM

Sounds closer to John Boehner.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: more crying please - 03/25/16 07:24 PM

Sounds like the kind of drivel Mark_J would drop while trolling random support groups for social interaction.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: more crying please - 03/30/16 03:44 AM

Rocco sobs like a baby with snot running from his nose in the Frenchy artporn Anatomy of Hell.