Does JM Productions even make anything anymore?

I'm looking around the site and I haven't heard anything about a new Gag Factor, Girlvert, Tough Love, Suck Off Races, American Gokkun, etc. in a long time. Seems like everything is compilation now. I know the industries slow but it seems like it's come to a screeching halt.

You are looking at the most entertaining new content funded by JM Productions. Well, maybe not this boring, pointless thread, but many of my posts in other threads are stellar.

I thought Powerville was still putting out material but most of it is comps as well.

Brandon Iron's "Spit Shined." already came out 9 years ago. Way to recycle your content, you shithead.

http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=spit+shined+1/year=2003/spit-shined-1.htm

I had not been paid on some titles in years from Platinum X. I own my titles and JM is fair. Why wouldn't I re-release it?

Erik Everhard, Mike John, and Manuel Ferrara all did the same through JJV and Evil Angel.

It says "NEW RELEASE". You are a LIAR! You misrepresent your product, it pisses people off. Try honesty, you will do better.

There is just no money in making new porn anymore. Why spend the dollars to make something that's going end up on the torrents and tube sites the next day? You can thank the entitlement mentality. Too many people believe everything should be free.

And JM's response is to try to rip people off with comps and re-releases. Sad.

They won't get any new, quality money from me until they resume making new, quality porn.

The term quality porn rules out anything from Brandon, new or re-released.

Yeah, no one bought them in the first place. At least print a caveat emptor that this was previously released in 2003...otherwise you are a liar.

This may surprise you, but I do not run JM Productions. If I created confusion when I posted "SPIT SHINED re-released by JM Productions" on my blog (something I do have control over), I apologize.

Link: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/05/09/spit-shined-re-released-by-jm-productions/

We know you don't run JM, moron. You're too brain challenged to actually run a company with employees and financial goals.

No one is gonna buy this now, because no one bought it back then. Hence your lack of royalties of PXP/RLD.

And no one is gonna read the blog of a failed Canukky porn mope with more herpes outbreaks than the CDC Epidemiological Intelligence Service.

actually i think he didnt get his royalties on pxp because the owners jewed just about everyone.

Larry is right. The fact that I was top dog for reorders at Platinum X means nothing. It is also meaningless to note that out of the 54 sites in the pornstarnetwork, my 3 rank 1, 2, and 3 in terms of popularity. I'm 1, 2, and 3 when ranked by member's favorite sites, too.

My business was started a decade ago. How long is this failure going to take?

sir ashy struck a nerve.as much as we kid brandon on here,he must be doing alright to have been in the industry this long.

No nerves struck. I'm just dusting off Ashy Larry's tired, old arguments.
I don't fuck people over. JM is the same way, in my experience.
People who do fuck other people over tend to get fucked over themselves sooner or later.

let the healing begin brandon.

There is no medication for what's wrong with me. Now, in direct opposition to Assy Larry's declaration that I have no financial goals, let me say this. I have a coupon reading "Coffee and Oatmeal" from McDonald's Corporation for $2.59. My immediate goal is to find $2.59 so that I may enjoy this offer.

Goal, Iron. Assist, Larry.

There is Valtrex, but nothing for the male HPV carriers, yet. I understand they are close to a breakthrough on that front.

I've heard of Val Kilmer. Is Valtrex a new actor or something? Weird name.

That's because your doctor only gives you the generic version.

It's 3:46pm on a Monday. I am watching Dr. Phil because I do not have a job to go to today. He is encouraging viewers to make youtube video auditions for "Dr. Phil: Make Me a Star of My Own Life."

Guess what is running through my mind right now?

How much pain there would actually be if you were to put a bullet through your brain.

Dr. Phil: "I realize you are medicating yourself to deal with all the chaos in your life."

Stop medicating yourself, have2cit. I have nearly one hour of advice (minus commercials) to help you get through your problems.

Much like brandoniron.com does for you, there are websites dedicated to chronicling how poorly Val Kilmer has aged. Like, "What the hell happened to Val Kilmer?"

Dr. Phil: "When you see anger, you are dealing with hurt, fear, and frustration."

Let me call 1-866-4-DR-PHIL and order the episode for you, Steezo. I suspect that your address and have2cit's are one and the same.

You think I'm an alt? Seriously? That's a first for me.

Brandon: Sometimes, when I think about all the lives I've ruined transmitting STD's. I want to douse myself in gasoline and light myself on fire.

Dr. Phil: That dog WILL hunt.

No, I think you are a roommate in a one bedroom, tastefully-decorated apartment. It's not a first for you.

Gas is $4.16 a gallon at Arco. What a moron you are.

You won't need a whole gallon.

When I was a member of the Pornstar Network, I think the only site besides yours I downloaded a bunch of stuff from was Cherry Potter. And those scenes are probably from 2002-3?, and almost unbearable to watch anymore.

I met Cherry Potter. Hot little firecracker. She was under 5 feet tall, I think.

Yep, that added to her fapability.

That damn Chritine Young, half the scenes on her site are were her sitting around while someone else got fucked. Or her working a vibe on some broad. Piece of shit.

I think I got Some Asian scenes from the slope site on there, too.

Christine Young was too hot for porn.

Wasn't the story with her that she did like 2 scenes, then a producer from Montreal kept her for himself and had her do those lame scenes on her site? I think I read that somewhere, but I could be way off on the facts.

My understanding is that Christine had a normal life. She dabbled in porn and became the girlfriend of an internet bigwig. She started to get recognized on the streets of Montreal and decided it was not for her. She moved on to a career teaching English as a Second Language, I believe.

what i dont understand is pws that quit because they get recognized.everyone watches porn whether they admit it or not.some dickhead is gonna recognize you sooner or later.

If PW's had the ability to think shit through there would be about 5 of them.

Over 1/2 of the "JM" titles weren't JM's invention anyway--he inherited them from Legend.

I'm beginning to think JeffMike is not a part of JM anymore. He doesn't post here, all the traditional titles are dead. Jeffy would never put out something as gay as "hidden camera" porn.

Ashy, we know your really Jason Andrews..not sure how you get to a computer in jail. Are depends on sale in the commissary?

Im thinking that Brandon probably made more last year than you have made in your entire life. But then rent at the trailer park can't be too high.

Does she do anything anymore ? Last title on IAFD was in 11 and lez only.

There is a new release this week, "Kissing Girls 3" with Ashley Blue.

I guess you can't tell the difference between new footage and compilations. Didn't notice the multiple 2257 regulations on the back or the fact there isn't a production date but a duplication date?

Didn't you claim to be smart when you showed up here?

Annette Schwarz has not appeared in a new JM title since 2008.

After a while, the question becmes: Quit while we're ahead?

Yep, nothing gay about bukkake.

Nothing at all.

OK, so the answer is: NO. And since JM and it's founder don't give a fuck about this site anymore. . .

He left his English skills in the lair.

And... The great defender of this site is: Pipsqueak.

Christ.

There's your JM/XPT rep, oh Lordeous Bornyo and Lou.