Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake

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Here's how Courtney looked near the end of the shoot.

that's the picture of high self esteem

See, call me old fashioned ... (and probably why I stick to only B/G scenes) ... but this is the lowest form of humanity in my opinion ... lower than even an Ethiopian refugee in a Burundu UN camp covered with flies sucking the dried snot out of their nostrils as they pray for a cup of water. (Mere moments before the refugee child dies ... because they never received our hard earned tax dollars in the form of a cup of boiled rice or clean water).

**** Insert pic of African child covered in flies here****

Each to their own I guess? And that includes you Monstar.

she looks like pizza the hutt there.

Posted by: kneegrow

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/25/07 12:58 PM

I think it's good for her soul.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/25/07 03:01 PM

Courtney is a really cool person and I'm glad she had the guts to do something wild like that.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 03:51 AM

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Luca! You made a funny!
It made Jersey Cummings laugh. Good job.

....this needs repeating...

"The painted faces on the street
caricatures of long ago
oh they were young and oh so sweet
down beyond the boulevard
knock on doors and empty halls
and still sometimes remember
the masquerade's forever

when you see the price they paid
i'm sure you'll come and join the masquerade

the reeling figurtes pass on by
like ghosts in some forgotten play
beneath the black and empty sky
music plays and figures dance
with partners chosen by chance
and still some times remember
the masquerade's forever

they reached for tomorrow
but tomorrows, more of the same
so they reached for tomorrow
but tomorrow never came

when you hear the price they paid
i'm sure you'll come and join the masquerade

one by one and two by two
past eight by tens in shattered frames
the players try to leave the room
frantic puppets on a string
and all the while the music sings
and still sometimes remember
the masquerade's forever"

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 07:47 AM

This needs repeating, too.

Posted by: windsock

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 08:04 AM

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Courtney is a really cool person and I'm glad she had the guts to do something wild like that.

Ths semnytim ent is soi frauduloent thast if imt was fibar oit wouldsd make mne shitr watreer.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 10:47 AM

Come now, Windsock. Play nice. This is the only way Brandon has found to make a living. His skill at exploiting young women whilst attempting to fill his bank account shouldn't be dismissed so cruelly.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 11:31 AM

Thank you, Conky. I knew you were on my side.

For the record, I've stopped paying girls for scenes and only take volunteers now.

Windsock: Judging from the spelling of the e-mail I received, can I assume it was you who wrote asking to be a "cleen up boi" for covermyface.com shoots? The answer is no.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 11:38 AM

Brandon, does everything you own smell of stale cottage cheese?

Sorry, let me re-phrase that.

Brandon, does everything you lease smell of stale cottage cheese?

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 11:43 AM

My computer sometimes has a stale smell to it but it goes away after I finish reading your tired, old posts.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 11:45 AM

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My computer sometimes has a stale smell to it but it goes away after I finish reading your tired, old posts.

Oh, snap! Got me, titch! Do you use a booster seat so you can see the monitor properly, or are the piles of congealed spunk big enough for you to use as furniture?

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 11:58 AM

Sniff...sniff! There's that pungent odor again....

C'mon, man....height jokes? Let me call Carrot Top for you and get something fresher, OK?

Posted by: Conky

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 12:29 PM

While you're asking for fresh material, Brenda, ask him if he has any ideas for long-running series based on semen. Or better yet, ask him for something brand new as a concept.

I know you can do it. I have faith in you. I've always found that people of diminutive stature have perspicacity.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 12:36 PM

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Thank you, Conky. I knew you were on my side.

For the record, I've stopped paying girls for scenes and only take volunteers now.

Windsock: Judging from the spelling of the e-mail I received, can I assume it was you who wrote asking to be a "cleen up boi" for covermyface.com shoots? The answer is no.

that is just yucky, yucky looking splooge. is that from the herp?

Posted by: pumphog74

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 01:10 PM

^^^^ mayonaise?

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 01:17 PM

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Brandon, does everything you own smell of stale cottage cheese?

Sorry, let me re-phrase that.

Brandon, does everything you lease smell of stale cottage cheese?

Actually, this makes me think of a question that needs to be asked.

Brandon, are you still driving around in the Platinum X minivan/car with all the graphics on it?

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 01:55 PM

I think Hillary was awarded the PX pimpmobile in the divorce settlement.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 04:19 PM

The PX mobile is no more. I know this pains you as much as it pains me. It had its time.
As for future plans, I would like to keep Baker's Dozen, A Good Source of Iron, and 50 to 1 going with JM Productions starting in July.

Posted by: windsock

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 04:27 PM

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The PX mobile is no more. I know this pains you as much as it pains me. It had its time.
As for future plans, I would like to keep Baker's Dozen, A Good Source of Iron, and 50 to 1 going with JM Productions starting in July.

As a insoider I know full well that JM is eager to get intop bed withy you., But they will not sign unless you make your misogyny more subtle und aretrful and thus under the radar of federtal prosemcuters.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/26/07 04:49 PM

Jeff is taking the weekend to draft a press release, I'm sure. Big announcement on Tuesday.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/27/07 08:22 AM

I just hope this is true. If it is, then I congratulate you, Brandon.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/27/07 08:39 AM

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The PX mobile is no more. I know this pains you as much as it pains me. It had its time.
As for future plans, I would like to keep Baker's Dozen, A Good Source of Iron, and 50 to 1 going with JM Productions starting in July.

I get the feeling you could have got way above the book value for it from some ADTer if you had put it on Ebay...it was a piece of porn history/folklore, even if only a small piece. Imagine the hours of fun they could have had driving around in it and trying to pass themselves off as PXP directors to gullible chicks. Plus it would definitely get better gas mileage than the Vouyer Media bus.

Can I ask if there is any specific reason why you (and your various series) haven't been snapped up by a distributor yet?

I'm not asking this in a facetious/sarcastic manner, but rather an honest one, as unlike the vast majority of folk on this board I bear you no ill will. Whilst I'm aware that DVD sales are somewhat in the crapper at the minute, I would have thought (judging from the enthusiasm/reaction I have seen to it) that Baker's Dozen would be a smart add to anyone's roster. I don't know so much about the other two, but BD always seems to be very well received, probably because you've always casted the top girls available like Amy Ried.

So what's the hangup? Is it just the general industry doldrums, or the fact that companies want the copyright all to themselves so that they (and not you) can exploit the content on the internet? Or just that the offers you have had have been shit?

I'm genuinely curious...

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/27/07 12:12 PM

I've had some offers but they were shooter gigs. I want to still try ownership. If I just have to remain a fan and find other things to do, that's fine. I don't borrow money and I don't fuck people over. That's good enough for me.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/27/07 12:36 PM

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Thank you, Conky. I knew you were on my side.

For the record, I've stopped paying girls for scenes and only take volunteers now.

Windsock: Judging from the spelling of the e-mail I received, can I assume it was you who wrote asking to be a "cleen up boi" for covermyface.com shoots? The answer is no.

You forgot to ID the whore, Brandon.

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that is just yucky, yucky looking splooge. is that from the herp?

Gigi, you must swallow too much hun. It's what we call chunky spooge, not yucky (even though it's all yucky anyway).

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/28/07 02:43 PM

It's Presley Maddox.
Here's a better look at her. Great girl.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/29/07 09:00 AM

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I've had some offers but they were shooter gigs. I want to still try ownership. If I just have to remain a fan and find other things to do, that's fine. I don't borrow money and I don't fuck people over. That's good enough for me.

You could always come here. Like I told you before, I would be willing to distribute your product.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/29/07 03:00 PM

As Steve Martin said in The Jerk, "Things are going to start happening to me now!"

Posted by: Conky

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/29/07 03:35 PM

Why? Did you skip your meds?

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/30/07 10:56 AM

"Ssshhh!!! Amy, don't listen to them. We're gonna do just fine in this porn game, baby. You and me, together forever."

Posted by: GoatBoy

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/30/07 02:02 PM

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The PX mobile is no more. I know this pains you as much as it pains me. It had its time.
As for future plans, I would like to keep Baker's Dozen, A Good Source of Iron, and 50 to 1 going with JM Productions starting in July.

Did you trade the car in for a Platinum bus pass? Seriously, I hope it all works out for you.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/30/07 03:22 PM

No, I still have the car. It's mine and it's paid for. I had help from a friend peeling the sticker off with our bare hands.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 06/01/07 02:10 PM

You should've used a hair drier. Much easier. Melts the glue. You've probably got one in the house, as part of the toupÃ© care package....

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 06/01/07 10:40 PM

Yes, I used a hair dryer, too. It's the most use I've had with it since going bald. They say stress induces baldness, too, but I won't go into that. Calm like a bomb, baby. Calm like a bomb...

Posted by: Monstar

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 06/07/07 01:12 PM

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I thought it was a directing gig with ZT and she was free to shoot elsewhere? Mons*! What's the skinny? She's just shown up in Jack's Playground 34, but maybe that was before ZT gave her paper?

Any movie that comes out now with her in it, was shot before she signed with ZT. She has been exclusive with ZT since Oct. '05, I believe.

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Does her Bakers Dozen scene not classify as a bukkake?

No, 13 guys is not much of a bukkake. I would love to have her do one of my bukkakes or gokkuns but I think she can only do movies for ZT and thats fucking criminal.

That's pretty much the conversation we had...

M*: I thought you did a bukkake?
CC: No it was a 'Blow bang'
M*: What do you consider a bukkake?
CC: About 50 guys. I wanna do one.

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mmmmmm...Monstar

Say wanna shoot a content exchange...

Posted by: WydenLong

Re: Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake - 05/04/08 08:19 PM

I'd LOVE to see this but it seems as if Courtney has really slowed down her acting work more so then ever since she signed her contract with Zero Tolerance. She has also toned down the Hardcore level of her work lately as well. Anybody with some inside knowledge with Courtney's lack of work? I'd Love to see her get back to her roots and maybe even hook up with Red Light again or JM sometime soon if she ever leaves Zero Tolerance.

Courtney Cummz wants to do bukkake