Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
GPK + Top Trumps + Porn = Winning Idea!!! - 10/07/06 02:38 PM
Jim Powers' 'Garbage Pail Girls' got me thinking...how fucking cool would a collectors card series combining the best of Garbage Pail Kids, Top Trumps, and the wacky world of Pornography be?
One the front you can have a degrading picture with a witty name attached to it. Imagine, say, some guy with a broccoli tattooed on his chest getting pissed on by a bunch of $5 crack whores...we could call him 'U.Ryan Knox' (U.Ryan=Urine...clever, see?
). Or perhaps a picture of some drugged up pornchick getting Gag Factored or Bukkaked to pay for her next hit, which will could call 'Genesis Skye High'...the possibilities are endless!
But the fun doesn't stop there...we also incorporate the wonderful game of Top Trumps, whereby cards are battled against each other on a selected skill or status, like boob size, methrosexuality, remaining dignity or lack thereof, IQ, willingness to do anal (and variations thereof), number of loads subjected to at a Bukkake or Gokkun and so on.
Package these with a stick of bubblegum and we're in business! Definitely the hot item at any convention, and much better value for money than a Jenna Jameson lollipop any day of the week!
One the front you can have a degrading picture with a witty name attached to it. Imagine, say, some guy with a broccoli tattooed on his chest getting pissed on by a bunch of $5 crack whores...we could call him 'U.Ryan Knox' (U.Ryan=Urine...clever, see?
). Or perhaps a picture of some drugged up pornchick getting Gag Factored or Bukkaked to pay for her next hit, which will could call 'Genesis Skye High'...the possibilities are endless!But the fun doesn't stop there...we also incorporate the wonderful game of Top Trumps, whereby cards are battled against each other on a selected skill or status, like boob size, methrosexuality, remaining dignity or lack thereof, IQ, willingness to do anal (and variations thereof), number of loads subjected to at a Bukkake or Gokkun and so on.
Package these with a stick of bubblegum and we're in business! Definitely the hot item at any convention, and much better value for money than a Jenna Jameson lollipop any day of the week!