Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen

Posted by: kneegrow

Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 04/30/06 09:49 AM

I know Gia isn't down with the whole bukkake concept (it's 2006, aren't all women supposed to be open minded to such things?)... but... I'd like to see her in something like the Baker's Dozen series. I've worn out my Feeding Frenzy 3 DVD too many times and I need another fix. There just aren't enough scenes with Gia covered in cum, and it's a fucking tragedy!

Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 04/30/06 11:36 AM

I knew this day would come. I don't spend enough time here to know if "kneegrow" is high enough upon the hierarchy of this hell to start an avalanche, but he seems like a good egg to me relatively. I like Gia Jordan very much. She is a wonderful presence in letters among the boards. Neetchy PM'd me and says he pines to see her in a 'Gag Factor' though, which I find a very troubling baraometer.

Posted by: nietzsche

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 04/30/06 02:28 PM

The whore must be degraded. That's all I said. Actually, I prefer she do meatholes, but I'll take a gag factor.

Posted by: nietzsche

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 04/30/06 02:47 PM

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I knew this day would come. I don't spend enough time here to know if "kneegrow" is high enough upon the hierarchy of this hell to start an avalanche, but he seems like a good egg to me relatively. I like Gia Jordan very much. She is a wonderful presence in letters among the boards. Neetchy PM'd me and says he pines to see her in a 'Gag Factor' though, which I find a very troubling baraometer.

Hey caoh, how's it going?

Posted by: kneegrow

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 04/30/06 05:00 PM

Yeah, I'm not all that bad. I am just not as involved in the forum. I am moreso just the guy that pops in to add needless comments and useless colour.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 04/30/06 10:49 PM

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There just aren't enough scenes with Gia covered in cum, and it's a fucking tragedy!

Gia did Down the Hatch a while back.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 04/30/06 11:02 PM

Discounting kneegrow and faceblaster, this is almost like hearing the heads at a wax museum talking to each other.

Posted by: kneegrow

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/02/06 02:51 AM

... and I am crushed. You are quite the verbal degradationist.

Posted by: Paul Reubens

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/02/06 09:42 PM

You can pretend you're getting splashed with milk. It'll be like you're a big bowl of frosted flakes.

Posted by: kneegrow

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/03/06 09:53 AM

It'll be a great day in porn when Gia undertakes a giant facial. And why not? Feeding Frenzy to Baker's Dozen... what is the big deal!?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/04/06 02:44 AM

I wanted to do Bakers Dozen for a long time. I don't think I'm Brandon's cup of tea; so sorry, guys.

Posted by: kneegrow

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/04/06 09:19 AM

Am I to take you at face value, Gia? I mean, are you implying that Iron feels the girls in prior volumes are hotter than you? If this is the case, I have one word: Lisa Sparx.

If it's a matter of porn politics preventing this type of thing from happening, you should set differences aside and make this a reality. This must happen. Why, if it doesn't my world may come to screeching halt and I may have to kill myself!

I'm kind of kidding, but not really. Sort of.

Posted by: gonzo420

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/09/06 03:33 PM

Gia is one of my New Favorites..SOO CUTE!! Would love to see her in a Baker's Dozen.

Posted by: gonzo113

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/09/06 10:05 PM

I'd love to see the 13 load on that pretty mug Gia.

Posted by: gonzo113

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/09/06 10:22 PM

on second thought give me a ring I'll take a week off and give you a few dozen myself.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/10/06 12:39 AM

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I wanted to do Bakers Dozen for a long time. I don't think I'm Brandon's cup of tea; so sorry, guys.

Gia, you need to apply for the job/part/spectacle at least a dozen times in a dozen different visits with Brandon...he likes repetition, redundancy and superfluousness. If you can manage some schizo tendencies, so much the better.

Seriously, if you are truly NOT brandon's cup of tea, that is one more reason to post the brandon Iron Bread Penis Insult Picture...you blow away past baker's "dozen-ettes"

Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/10/06 02:40 PM

My advice to you, Gia Jordan, is not to do it. Would Private Prewitt have gained the respect he got if he'd allowed himself to be pressured into representing the company in a boxing tournament against his personal convictions? He took several commanding officer off-the-record ass whippings as a result, but he never backed down, and came beloved as a result and was able to have a 10 man cum slam, uh, I mean box on his own terms.

Posted by: 2cums

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/12/06 02:25 PM

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I wanted to do Bakers Dozen for a long time. I don't think I'm Brandon's cup of tea; so sorry, guys.

This only proves Brandon's love of penis.

Mr Irons!

Posted by: cumalloverher

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/12/06 05:38 PM

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I wanted to do Bakers Dozen for a long time. I don't think I'm Brandon's cup of tea; so sorry, guys.

This only proves Brandon's love of penis.

I recently got two pornographic discs by way ofd a post rental service, both featuring Branndo Irons. Aside from the possibility I might be queer for Iron, the scenes when viewed in that post-ejaculate torpor when pressing onto the remote is too much of an effort seemed filled with a tension. I wondered had Brendan ever had a lapse in professionalism on a set and impetuously reached out and grabbed another peni? How2 might a set explode under those circumstances, particularly with a green peni unaquainted with Bronden, abnd thus theoretically more desirable to him?

Posted by: pris

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/13/06 01:18 AM

Your sick, you need help?

She chooses not to do that stuff. Leave it alone.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/13/06 09:48 AM

Shut your fucking piehole and leave again, you worthless waste of bandwidth. Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ I hate you!

Posted by: willysgirls

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/13/06 11:19 AM

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Shut your fucking piehole and leave again, you worthless waste of bandwidth. Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ I hate you!

Whoa! Willie may have to attend a school for anger management class.

do u hate me too?

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Gia Jordan for Baker's Dozen - 05/13/06 01:06 PM

Don't push me...I'm hung over and in a bad mood.