A wisp of a 'Gag Factor' notion.

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Do this. Have the women say "I love you, Mom" and "I love you, Dad". After each phrase, instruct the peni to thrust into her mouth with suddeness, causing the phrases to be punctuated by violent retches. Then, call the woman's parents (make two calls if necessary due to the likely possibility of separation/divorce) and leave the sound snippet on their answering machine (uttered phrases plus hategag exclamation points). You see, the meaning and interelationship and context of the phrases and sounds will not be readily apparent. This is why, a week after the phone messages, you send the parents a copy of the 'Gag Factor' from which the sound clip was culled. This will give them the context, a horrible context spurring realizations of gorgeous suddeness and dense implication.

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Do this. Have the women say "I love you, Mom" and "I love you, Dad". After each phrase, instruct the peni to thrust into her mouth with suddeness, causing the phrases to be punctuated by violent retches. Then, call the woman's parents (make two calls if necessary due to the likely possibility of separation/divorce) and leave the sound snippet on their answering machine (uttered phrases plus hategag exclamation points). You see, the meaning and interelationship and context of the phrases and sounds will not be readily apparent. This is why, a week after the phone messages, you send the parents a copy of the 'Gag Factor' from which the sound clip was culled. This will give them the context, a horrible context spurring realizations of gorgeous suddeness and dense implication.

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My mate once rang a chick I was casually seeing whilst I was defiling another chick and gave me the phone to talk to her. I didn't know who it was, I had my penis balls deep in this chick [she was a virgin], and he wouldn't leave til I took the phone and started talking.

For him I'm sure it was funny. For me it felt wrong. The story went on, and it was wrong for so many reasons, but its a short vignette.



I see where you're coming from cumalloverher. Gold.

I think it would outsell any title ever released if you made a "Behind the scense" of porn guys turning up to unsuspecting porno girls parents houses with a camera and dvd of their worst work [the more gut wrenching the better and the better the family the better] and the porno stud giving a blow by blow [excuse the pun] commentary of how slutty the daughter was and how it only took $100 worth of meth to reduce her to nothing, for millions to see.


No, that's too much. Even for an anonymous internet character.

Bad Melb_Mat, bad bad bad.