Brian Pumper is a chump

Posted by: smutspov

Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/10/05 05:04 PM

Porn is really turning into a fag flystrip. Brian Pumper looks like one of the Village People on roids. The name is so friggin' stupid it'd be cool if he wasn't such a chump.
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/10/05 07:40 PM

"He's an idiot. He's talent and a dumb ass. Luckily he's gone back to New York. Vince Vouyer over at Red Light District just loves him to death. He uses him in everything. I worked twice with Brian Bumper and twice I had to restrain myself from choking him to death. He's real cocky and thinks he's the best and isn't."

- this quote came from Julie Night, for an interview she did with Gene Ross.

Posted by: melissa

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/10/05 08:35 PM

Thread of the year
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 01:23 AM

I don't have a problem with Brian Pumper. He's a decent looking guy who puts in good performances. No idea what he's like behind the scenes, but I'll take him over alleged "studs" like Julian St. Jox or Wesley Pipes anyday.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 01:26 AM

Is that Natasha Dolling in that shot. God I miss her.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 07:44 AM

in case you've got a dartboard

Posted by: Too Damned Ugly

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 07:55 AM

I LOVE peirced nipples. God save me but I really do!
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 08:36 AM

Quote:

Thread of the year


Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 08:59 AM

He is not a pimple on Wesley's ass
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 09:42 AM

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He is not a pimple on Wesley's ass



then he's wart
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 01:06 PM

I like BP
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 01:08 PM

I like BP
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 01:14 PM

Brian Pumper is what i refer to as "garbage talent." his scenes are ruined by the fact he is in them. He along with justin slayer should drop off the face of the porno world and adult films would be better for it.
Posted by: Rico

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 01:39 PM

Pumper's the type of asshole that seems like he'd rather be fucking himself than the whores in his scenes. I can actually watch Justin Slayer now that he stopped wearing those boots and sunglasses in every scene. Mr. Dick Dog rocks.


(Rico) (Pumper)
Posted by: Porno Collector

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 01:54 PM

I actually think that Pumper does a good job an some of his comments are fucking hallirous!! He is a stud
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 02:08 PM

I like BP
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 02:10 PM

I like BP.
Posted by: Porno Collector

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 02:22 PM

What movie is this from? I want it..... post more
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 02:49 PM

I'm starting to wonder if John West Fan is gay or a gal?
or
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 02:55 PM

Good question!

Just a fan of porn who likes looking at both the guys and the girls.

Posted by: Porno Collector

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 03:17 PM

God thats hot! Get her on her knees!!
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 05:16 PM

If no one else will say it then I will. This fucker has bigger tits than the talent in the pictures that have been posted with him so far. That's not right. I don't care how many 'roids you eat or how much you work out that ain't s'posed to happen - the shadow of a mans tits should never reach his cock.

Then there's the issue of the "sweatsuit".
Posted by: XXXbitionist

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 05:24 PM

Quote:

I like BP




god help me....I hate that man..don't know him personally but he seems more arrogant than Lex.....I hate to see him in my porn...there are very few people that can ruin a whole DVD...even if they are not in every scene...BP and Monique are those people for me.......leave the biz and stay out of my porn so I can rub one out in peace.


and why didn't someone tell him that his knees are ashy.....someone get the man some lotion...
Posted by: Zig Zigman

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 08:23 PM

BP is an okay guy in person. Shows up on time, and does his scenes. WTF else you want out of a porn dick?
Posted by: GARFIELD

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 08:33 PM

Damn the Bro fucks more white women then I do
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/11/05 09:16 PM

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Damn the Bro fucks more white women then I do



Well you do shop south of the border.
Posted by: XXXbitionist

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/12/05 01:27 AM

Quote:

Damn the Bro fucks more white women then I do



with that statement you have officially left the door WIDE OPEN for all kind of not so nice but funny comments.....because I have no beef with you...I wan't walk in.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/12/05 01:32 AM

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Damn the Bro fucks more white women then I do



Since when do you fuck women, much less white women?
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/12/05 01:34 AM

I like BP.
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/12/05 06:17 AM

Quote:

I like BP.






Hey, John West Fan, do you like BP?
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/12/05 01:33 PM

Why, yes I do! How did you know?
Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/13/05 07:01 PM

He brings nothing to a scene except his dick. I get so bored with his own boredom. And body builder types are the worst for male talent. They'd rather be watching themselves in the mirror.
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 01:27 AM

BP
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 01:28 AM

BP DP
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 07:32 AM

Brian Pumper is suffering from a psychogenic fugue which allows him to also be Craig David. He is now balancing a career between pr0n and homoerotic music.

Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 11:04 AM



I notice how Brian's prominently displayed on the bisexual website

www.niggazandbitches.com

I wonder if he knows...
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 11:35 AM

Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 11:41 AM

Quote:



I notice how Brian's prominently displayed on the bisexual website

www.niggazandbitches.com

I wonder if he knows...




Call me crazy, but it almost looks like Brian's doing something in one of the pics.

The site nicknames Brian Pumper 'The Dickmaster'. In Video 10, the one with Lisa Sparxx (I think?), Champ and Zahid. Look closely, it looks like Brian and Zahid are jacking off over Champ's butt. Regardless, there is definitely some homoerotic activity going and Brian's right there.

This can't be fucking Brian Pumper, but shit, it's right there! It has to be faked or something.

Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 11:47 AM


Nope, my bad, it's some dude named Sexy Chocolate, who just looks like Brian.
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 01:07 PM

BP
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 01:09 PM

BP
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 01:13 PM

BP
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 02:46 PM

ok that's it. I'm through with this thread. would you stop w/ the pix fer crissakes?
Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 02:47 PM

That cat is so clean he's gay. I want to see pot-bellied dirtbag losers jack ham'ring my porn fantasy harlots!
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 02:51 PM

Quote:

That cat is so clean he's gay. I want to see pot-bellied dirtbag losers jack ham'ring my porn fantasy harlots!




Done!

Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 03:31 PM

Quote:

ok that's it. I'm through with this thread. would you stop w/ the pix fer crissakes?




What's the problem? The topic is Brian Pumper, so the pictures are of Brian Pumper. You can always pretend that you're looking at the girls.
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 03:39 PM

Quote:

Quote:

ok that's it. I'm through with this thread. would you stop w/ the pix fer crissakes?




What's the problem? The topic is Brian Pumper, so the pictures are of Brian Pumper. You can always pretend that you're looking at the girls.




Holy shit, John West Fan just implied that Smutmutant was gay.

Everybody, looks we got ourselves a good ole fashioned down home scrap here!

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 03:57 PM

Quote:

That cat is so clean he's gay. I want to see pot-bellied dirtbag losers jack ham'ring my porn fantasy harlots!


Co-sign
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 04:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

ok that's it. I'm through with this thread. would you stop w/ the pix fer crissakes?




What's the problem? The topic is Brian Pumper, so the pictures are of Brian Pumper. You can always pretend that you're looking at the girls.




Holy shit, John West Fan just implied that Smutmutant was gay.

Everybody, looks we got ourselves a good ole fashioned down home scrap here!





Jamie nice choice on the hockey pic- Islanders rule ( although I could have done without the fishsticks logo jesey)
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 04:38 PM

Quote:


Jamie nice choice on the hockey pic- Islanders rule ( although I could have done without the fishsticks logo jesey)





Ya, it did suck pretty hardcore. Glad they dumped it!
Posted by: Vukmir Vukmir

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 04:57 PM

Well, OK, Maybe not Ron Jeremy.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/14/05 08:52 PM

definately not Ron, I'd almost rather see the abominable snowman boff the bitches instead.
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/15/05 08:23 PM

Quote:

definately not Ron,



DONE!



Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/15/05 08:26 PM

Just kidding -- I know, that was a little much!


Cleetus, this is for you!

God, I miss hockey this season...


Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/15/05 08:28 PM

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God, I miss hockey this season



How many more seasons can they hold out for... they must be loosing a fuck load of money.
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/15/05 08:56 PM

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God, I miss hockey this season



How many more seasons can they hold out for... they must be loosing a fuck load of money.




122 days so far without any NHL hockey. It totally sucks!

I think this season is pretty much done, and they're saying it could eat up the next one too. Since neither side seems willing to bend, I'm not doubting it.

Dammit!




Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/16/05 10:37 AM

You know what though- as much as I love my hockey I am willing to wait until these outta control salaries are reigned in. Hockey would actually die if it kept going the way it was there is no way that that sport could afford those salaries and the country that spawned the sport would be left with 2 teams Montreal and Toronto. Lets enact a salary cap like football that will get the spending more in line with what the teams could support. This season is all but done so one can hope it will be ok by next season when the players start running out of money.
ps - screw the owners too, lower your damn ticket prices.
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/16/05 11:02 AM

Quote:

You know what though- as much as I love my hockey I am willing to wait until these outta control salaries are reigned in. Hockey would actually die if it kept going the way it was there is no way that that sport could afford those salaries and the country that spawned the sport would be left with 2 teams Montreal and Toronto. Lets enact a salary cap like football that will get the spending more in line with what the teams could support. This season is all but done so one can hope it will be ok by next season when the players start running out of money.
ps - screw the owners too, lower your damn ticket prices.




I agree all the way. Funny thing though, hockey doesn't derive nearly the revenue football does and it never will, but the players seem oblivious to that fact.

It's partially the owners fault as well, offering some untested jag-off like Alexander Daigle such a huge contract back in about 94-95. This gave the agents the idea that they could start upping the ante on their own talent. Then there's Lindros, with his stupid demands that Aubeau trade him, and his ridiculous contract -- has he even played a full season yet? Man, it's totally out of control, and ticket prices are borderline ridiculous.

We still got junior. Man, I wish they'd let Fleury play with the HL Thunder, I love that crazy fucker!



Anyways, let's get back to the porn, shall we...
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/16/05 11:14 AM

Anyways, let's get back to the porn, shall we...



I agree!!!
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/16/05 11:15 AM

Quote:

Anyways, let's get back to the porn, shall we...



I agree!!!





I see Brian found a mirror!
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/16/05 11:16 AM

BP
Posted by: Jamie L. Brian

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/16/05 11:26 AM

Johnny the Boy



He's sick man, he's sick!
Posted by: Tarheelhombre

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/18/05 07:10 PM

Damn, Brian Pumper is one hot dude.
Posted by: BiancaPureheart

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/18/05 09:50 PM

lol! Yes Brian is a damn good lookin man but god have you ever met him? or if your a female performer, worked with him? Maybe he was just havin a really bad day when we worked together but he seemed like the biggest Pre madonna i have ever met!
xoxox
Posted by: XXXbitionist

Re: Brian Pumper is a chump - 01/19/05 01:30 AM

I don't think anyone tried to take anything away from him in terms of being attractive..he is hot (not my type) but I can still recognize hot guys even if they aren't my preference....I have never met him but he does come across as arrogant and a pre madonna in the porn I have seen him in. Makes me wonder if I get a feel of it as the viewer...how does he come across to the talent?