Tristan Stadtmuller

Posted by: Mr. Meat

Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/20/14 03:16 PM

This guy is a fucking space cadet without a gyroscope. The guy bangs Nikita Denise and she tricks him. Now he spends every waking moment pissing and moaning like a 30 lb. Louisiana feral cat in heat.

I guess this fucking tool is in 'Ripley's Believe It or Not!" for breaking his feet during basic training and not noticing for 3 months or some shit, which really doesn't surprise me.

Dick head's Twitter is virtual endless pissing and moaning: https://twitter.com/Stadtmullerchao
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/21/14 06:12 PM

Today Tristan is being a full tilt psycho.
Posted by: Smokezilla

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/23/14 09:57 PM

Holy shit what a twat
Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/23/14 10:35 PM

Dork Duped by Paunchy Foreigner Whore, News at 11.
Posted by: Smokezilla

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/24/14 01:29 AM

Back in the day before every chick took dick in the butt, she was a dick in the butt pioneer though. Sounded like Barry White when she talked though
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/24/14 07:24 PM

There was a massive blow out today. Nikita stepped in and laid down the law. Donkey said the guy is a fucking niwit for falling in love with a whore. He's right. That's rare for that clown.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/24/14 09:36 PM

Whores are for fucking, not catching feelings.
Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/24/14 11:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Whores are for fucking, not catching feelings.


truer words have never been spoken
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/25/14 04:39 PM

Looks like he packed it in and shut off his account. Thought Marines didn't cave that easy. The whore wins over the bleeding heart white knight every time.
Posted by: Spunko

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/25/14 06:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
Back in the day before every chick took dick in the butt, she was a dick in the butt pioneer though. Sounded like Barry White when she talked though



Everytime she speaks I hear "moose and sqvirrel".
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/26/14 02:32 PM

OK, Apparently Tristan turned off his account temporarily to go find some small animals to eat alive to recharge his life force. He's back and being a ball's out, berserking maniac.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/27/14 08:30 AM

A MARINE. For Christ's sake.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/30/14 07:40 PM

Quote:
Thought Marines didn't cave that easy.


A marine married Cali Marie. And, stayed married after he caught her escorting on the side. Fought with the john on this board in fact.

The Marines of Iwo Jima aren't the Marines of today.

That putz Sandy Alderson was a marine. I think Vietnam killed the Marines.
Posted by: drained

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/30/14 07:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Quote:
Thought Marines didn't cave that easy.


A marine married Cali Marie. And, stayed married after he caught her escorting on the side. Fought with the john on this board in fact.

The Marines of Iwo Jima aren't the Marines of today.

That putz Sandy Alderson was a marine. I think Vietnam killed the Marines.

No standards anymore.

That's probably why J.B.'s ilk was accepted wherever in the armed forces to then be culled.

Casualties of moar.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/31/14 02:53 AM

come play with the lonely squeek, JB.



Posted by: drained

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/31/14 06:35 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
come play with the lonely squeek, JB.




Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/31/14 07:25 AM

Nope. He still doesn't get it.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 08/31/14 11:17 AM

That's because in involves humor, something she is unfamiliar with. Play that Patton Oswalt clip I posted.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Tristan Stadtmuller - 09/15/14 08:31 PM

If anyone's interested, this insane fucker is still going off.