Worst pornstar teeth of all time....

Posted by: Robster

Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/17/12 10:38 PM

Jessi Palmer urgently needs our help so she can visit a dentist for the first time in her life. At the very least after her next anal scene perhaps the studio could introduce her to a toothbrush and maybe provide some courtesy toothpaste? I mean seriously..have you seen the state of this whore's nashers?




Posted by: Steezo

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/17/12 10:53 PM

See here: http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...true#Post364980
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/17/12 11:02 PM

Holy fuck. I just skimmed that thread for a second and started laughing like a tard. I bookmarked it, so I can give it the time it deserves.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/18/12 01:34 AM

She's a Penthouse pet too. Check the other thread for my pic of Nicole Ray.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/18/12 04:46 AM

Originally Posted By: Robster
... I mean seriously..have you seen the state of this whore's nashers?


Please post picture of your own teeth for comparison.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/18/12 04:59 AM

A lot of Japanese porn stars have gnarly teeth too. Are eels and tentacle rape far behind?
Posted by: Robster

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/18/12 09:33 PM

WTF! This photo on the link above is seriously disturbing and probably is more at home on a thread about bestiality.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/18/12 09:44 PM

the blotches on the skin of the first one might be from meth.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/19/12 07:05 AM

Originally Posted By: Robster
Jessi Palmer urgently needs our help so she can visit a dentist for the first time in her life. At the very least after her next anal scene perhaps the studio could introduce her to a toothbrush and maybe provide some courtesy toothpaste? I mean seriously..have you seen the state of this whore's nashers?








Posted by: fabricoh

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/21/12 07:10 AM

Those teeth are screaming 18 years of childhood neglect. Poor thing.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/22/12 05:20 AM

Jerkules mother
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/22/12 05:48 AM

Damn, who gave the Monkey account to my neighbor?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/22/12 09:43 AM

If he's going to rip others off, like he did Fatty's 2X4 thread, he could at least listen to some Dirty Dozen albums and come up with some decent "your mama" jokes. Pathetic.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/22/12 10:35 AM

Cuz the way I fucked your mother was a goddamn shame.
Posted by: FotoRandi

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/23/12 11:56 AM

Agree that Jessi Palmer's teeth are not award winning, but I really dig her scenes. She is really hot to me, even with her sometimes green-fur covered tongue. Maybe from lozenges or something?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 05/26/12 12:58 PM

Or clap.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 06/27/12 12:35 PM

She should of had braces when she was a very young kid, that is one fucked up mouth...and no fixing that unless she's got lots of $$$.
She's not that good looking either. I kinda feel bad for her.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 06/27/12 07:00 PM

Hey Gyps welcome back...you still up for that roll in the hay? I know I can turn you back straight. One night is all I need.
Posted by: Cody

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 07/02/12 05:21 PM

Ew! Oh my! Robster's post. How Brandon managed that is truly shocking!
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 07/03/12 10:19 AM

Not sure who this is.

Posted by: Tritone

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 07/04/12 10:22 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Alicia Alighatti

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=AliciaAlghatti/gender=f/Alicia-Alighatti.htm
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 07/04/12 08:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo



Good man.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 07/05/12 02:51 PM

Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 07/07/12 10:31 PM

I would post a pic of Crissy Moon's choppers, but I won't out of respect for the dead. Also, I don't want to be responsible for another of moblem's marathon masturbation sessions.
Posted by: Brandon Lee Harrington

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 12:03 AM

I can say with all honesty, teeth have ZERO influence on the would I or wouldnt I question. I dont give two fucks about a girls teeth. I'll never understand what the big deal is. If you wouldnt fuck a girl because of her teeth, does that also mean you would fuck a girl because she had nice teeth? Even if I was a guy that was bothered by bad teeth, all they have to do is keep their mouth closed when im fucking them...I really really dont get it. Someone please enlighten me.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 12:19 AM

Indicates poor overall hygiene. Shit, is it fair that women judge men by their shoes?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 02:52 AM

Broke ass kids don't have braces as kids. Speaks to background.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 06:44 AM

Ho need some dental work.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 05:56 PM

I can't date a guy with jankity teeth. They don't have to be perfect (that'd be nice), but mis-shapen or shoddily spaced teeth ruin the face. Fine, if you grew up impoverished but get some money together as a grown man and fix it...payment plan. Anything! Make the best of it.

P.s. I once dated a guy who had his upper front four teeth missing and wore an attachment to fill in his otherwise perfect teeth. I had no issue with.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 06:22 PM

Would you date a guy with a grill?
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 07:22 PM

The docs gave me tetracycline when I was little. Discolored my teef.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 07:42 PM

Would you date a guy with a forked tongue?
Posted by: drained

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 07:55 PM

Whores are personal business.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 08:10 PM

I'd like to find a porn whore with the worst teeth ever and shit in her mouth.
Posted by: drained

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/06/12 08:19 PM

Watch out for products of English incest. A safe bet.
Posted by: clown wanks

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/27/12 05:22 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
P.s. I once dated a guy who had his upper front four teeth missing and wore an attachment to fill in his otherwise perfect teeth. I had no issue with.


You had no issue? Child, please. You officially forfeited your right to take issue with anything after you got American Bukkake'd.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 10/31/12 11:30 PM

wtf When did Gia get American Bukkake-ified???!?! What did I miss???

I've had Strippers and High end escorts ask me to pay for such things as orthodontics and, of course, plastic surgery. I've offered to pay for tattoo removal on a few girls who I deemed worthy, who I felt were actually really classy cum gobblers but who had a tattoo (or several) that was just ruining an otherwise beautiful body or appearance. Of course, I had an ulterior motive: Tat removal via laser or even surgery is quite painful, so the goal was to get her strung out on a painkilling substance, then use that leverage to make her holes depositories for my splooge....in essence turn the erstwhile unremarkable ho into my own "Private Ida(burg)HO"

:bannana_Kate_Pearson:
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 11/01/12 06:57 PM

I never did a Bukkake. Maybe he means when I was the photog for the bukkakes? I miss them. Ashley Blue and I want to do a Bukkake Boys.,,where are they now story for Hustler Mag.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 11/01/12 07:13 PM

Prison
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 11/01/12 09:14 PM

Most of them will be doing the same thing as before bukkake, nothing. I think a more interesting project would be to interview the girls who did it and see if they have any regrets or even memories of it.
I would rather hear a commentary audio track from you and Ori over a few scenes, like a dvd extras feature. You two just sit back and talk shit about the whores and the boys. I would love to hear some shit talk about those assholes who worked the shoots too. Crash and Thrust and those guys. With the exception of Sippi and the tall skinny camera man, that was the biggst bunch of latent ass sniffers I ever saw outside of a Penn State documantary.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 11/02/12 01:13 PM

I'd watch that. Mystery Science Theatre for the raincoat set.
Posted by: Jack Randall

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 11/06/12 11:18 PM

Casey Cumz has really bad teeth.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 11/07/12 12:50 AM

Nah, a snaggletooth is cute on a broad until sometime between 25 and 30.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 11/07/12 12:49 PM

Too true Jerk.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 11/07/12 04:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules


Did I fuck her?
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 11/20/12 11:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Robster

Looking cute there. Sometimes snaggle-tooth is a plus.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 11/20/12 11:48 PM

The skin is worse than the tooth (which kinda looks like she's holding a Tic-Tac between her lips).
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Worst pornstar teeth of all time.... - 02/24/13 12:24 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
The skin is worse than the tooth (which kinda looks like she's holding a Tic-Tac between her lips).

Looks like Olips to me.