DaNa DeArmond did Pornstar Punishment - hated it

Dana the feminist

porn being ugly,sexist,and mean?lol

Translation: She doesn't think she was paid enough or had her ass kissed enough off camera.

dear cunt: it took me 10 seconds to see what kind of porn they shoot. how long did it take you?
you fucking whore.

Here's what I don't get. While not a big fan of hers, I do realize she has done shot some pretty hard stuff in the past(she did on of the Tough Love movies, IIRC). Maybe if she was some fresh off the bus, naive 18 yr. old runaway, there might be a smidgen of sympathy I could feel towards her. That is not the case though, she is a seasoned porn veteran who has been around the block a time or 200 and should know what is up.

Plus going to shoot a scene such as this the day before a Penthouse shoot, double stupid.

I am not interested in rough sex or rape movies and have always suspected that guys who are into that particular kink have a pretty high likelihood of being closeted fags, but I agree that somebody with the experience of Dana D. should carry most (if not all) of the responsibility for what type of porn she voluntarily agrees to participate in.

How could anyone show up to a porn set, get naked and start fucking, and not have any clue about what is going to take place until after the scene is over?

drugs?

Plus getting a charge out of martyrdom .

The whore did some scene where she called the whore fucker a piece of Euro trash. It got fucked in the ass a bit harder for it and all was fine.
Here, it's a severe case of porn bubblism, where no one outside of its milieu knows what's going on or why they'd give a shit. Cleaning out the trashway in the morning and being on the edge due to food deprivation for a few hours while getting closer to pink sock'n Depends status gets to some people. Even the ugly and androgynous attention-seeking output of the valley. Someone please spike its drug of choice with some purer stuff, enough to make its faint, to get carted to an actual future rape scene and off the alien already. Make a snuffy vid out of it and it was worth something afterall. Annoying cunt.

http://efukt.com/20923_Gangbanged,_Then_Tears_Of_Joy.html

that chick is delusional/fucked up beyond belief... that clip is right on par with her twitter ramblings in the regard that her crazy just can't be stopped or contained and you'd better respect it.

That broad twice as stupid as she is ugly.

Wow that video explains a lot actually !

Damn! They went to town on that skank's ass! She probably didn't shit right for a week!

I knew she was unbalanced but she's OTT unbalanced !

More psycho episodes from her. It'd lift her standing. Not really.

That's her Oscars speech...

Nope that's her prozac speech !

She could really use an anal bleaching.

Wasn't she Girlverted too? How could the Punishment have been any worse?

DD is the most unfairly maligned PW out there. She constantly does scenes like a good little filthy whore - and she's super sexy doing it - and yet always gets grief on this forum.

DD = The nuts.

If I was interested in stroking to a chick like Dana Dearmond I'd just look for some Bobbi Starr scenes who is similar looking but hotter and does better "work", IMO.

More than likely her agent's fault, assuming she doesn't self-book. I don't know who that is, but he's the dumbass if that's the case. No surprise, it's all about the Benjamins to them, regardless the consequence or outcome of one scene compared to the next. Most of them don't think about shit like that, IMO.

Dont blame the agent...Blame the girl

Who's to say the whore knows what her schedule is or who she is shooting for more than 2-3 days in advance?

Too many agents out there, there's a good chance that half of them are slimier than a nutsack that hasn't seen a shower for 2 weeks.



FilthFan = Disgusting, basement dwelling fanboi.



Sean, FWIW, that is epic. I see what you mean, 95% of whores are fucked in the head with no real ability to reason with things like this. I don't get how one could possibly 'like' what that video entailed, but somehow be offended when it's done a little differently by another company. She's not the most stable whore in the barn, that's for sure.

Bobbi is always very hot in pics but I find her scenes to be wood-killers for some unexplainable reason.

There are quite a few porn chicks like that for me. Stoya comes to mind offhand. I had a still pic of Stoya wearing a collar with pierced nipples that used to give me wood everytime I looked at it but I try to watch a video of her and it just blah.

shes a piece of shit cunt

Maybe because it becomes a been there done that type of thing. She has no problem with being pounded in the ass by anyone or anything. It would take a telephone pole to get her attention .

I've never found Dana to be the least bit attractive. She looks like someone who would live in a trailer park.

As others have mentioned, she is like a low-rent version of Bobbi Starr or Stoya (although far less attractive). But at least they usually have a nice big bush, which is a big part of my attraction to them.

It's a faky, fur-less lip bush mostly. Deforestation or "baldness" looks okay though. Maybe not on her. Yeah, probably whatever's left of what was barely there's almost gone now. Next.

Gosh, I've always found both Dana DeArmond and Bobbi Starr to be hot as hell. Katja Kassin too. You guys seem determined to hate.

All three have a big thing in common. Out of makeup ...not so hot. Cleaned up and ready to go .....pretty damned hot. IMHO !

IMHO, what makes Bobbi hot is her...brain. G4 had a crew walking around an adult convention asking various porn stars what their favorite video games and Bobbi was the only one who:

a) Had actually played video games growing up.

b) Would play GTA with you instead of insisting that you talk about your feelings with her after you'd fucked her in the ass.

Yeah her brain looks great with a dick up its ass and cum dripping off it's face. What was I thinking ?

Beats the fuck out of talking about feelings, handbags, or small dogs, lol.

I'm thinking Rear Admiral is blinded by the filthiness of those whores. Filthy can turn a 6 into a 8, but it takes filth and a lot of booze to turn a 3 into a 5.

katja is a fucken pig. no hate there, just a statement and if that works for you in your definition of whore then so be it. i'm partial to the tory lane definition so fair enough.
what bothers me is that you're grouping her with Dana.

either watch this or read this for a week and you'll get the daner hate.

Tory is one of those girls that I think ANY man could masturbate furiously to. And if not, well...you're a faggot. She is/was a good whore, and fake tits or not, she had a banging body (and an elastic asshole).

Although she gained A LOT of weight in the past year. I heard she got knocked up, but I'll believe anything when I see that kind of drastic difference. Did anyone see her at AVN's this past year?

Dana DeArmond histrionic PD.

For further clarification, you Dana-confused mens may want give this ADT link a one-over:

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=118459/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/118459.htm


The first several pages of this thread has the power to pull me out of any funk I may currently be in. Watching Dana absorb the fanboy love and lash out at who she pleases never, ever gets old to me. That KillBill moderator guy really brings here. Guy makes sure he gets the first post after Dana each and every time so he can say the exact same gushing fanboy bullshit. LOVE that thread.

Doesn't it just make you want to vomit?

^^^

Not really. It makes me shake my head, roll my eyes and laugh my ass off however. I revisted that thread yesterday since I was talking about it just to get a good laugh or two. His role in the lulz kick in around page ten or 11.

Dana will say something not even remotely funny and the very next post will be from him and will read something like:

^^^LMAO!!! Dana you are so INSIGHTFUL and FUNNY!!!!!!

Then him and a few others do this for like 140 more pages. That thread does get very redundant after awhile, but there's a lot of underlying lulz that keep it up there in terms of shelf life.

I couldn't make it past Page 1, I dare not venture too deeply into the Fanboi Forest to see what other rainbows of fail with which they're inflating the whore's heads.

I can honestly say that I've read that whole thread at least twice. The Fail Rainbows make my day brighter.

Testify. I love fanboi- ism. Especially over a no one like her. If they just make a good connection, she might throw him some attention.

Hell, the first 2 posts work for me. She's such a wonderful person. I'm so sure she is, big guy. Hopefully someday he can take her upstairs to meet him mom.

Connecting with a whore is like connecting with a hole in the wall.

ask you and you shall receive, R.A.






ya think she reads here?.

''My sinusus hurt'', the whore has been snorting coke again.

Or meth.

inorite... and did you guys think i was fucking around with the twitter link?. dip your toes in there and then jump into the rogan chat when you think you're ready. #heroin

Bobbi Starr looks like the long-lost daughter of Vincent "The Chin" Gigante:

Chaz Palminteri, John Turturro has his arm, and I can't place the guy with the striped shirt. All them guineas look alike.

good call on chaz...sal(fat) from the stern show has his arm and andy garcia in the stripes.

Dana has some sort of mental disorder. Anyone who does not agree with her gets bitched at by her. I can't stand that shit. Some pics I've seen of her reminds me of someone hitting a pookie all day or someone that has a eating disorder. She rarely looks good. I can't fap to her. Instant wood killer for me.

Fake Shrink is almost as much fun to play on the internets as Fake Lawyer.

Choose your own diagnosis I'd say start your reading with Cluster B.

what jerky said or work yourself through this pic...
courtesy of chase dixon.

Yeah, it starts out looking average for today's porn. Around the time of the money shot, all make-up glam's long gone and the sad panda face gets wiped off to ponder the spiritually elevating qualities of getting gang-banged. Advanced.

+1 to her snorting coke! Whore needs to eat more than just cock/pussy/cum/spit. Hopefully one of her fake ass friends will buy her a gift card to In-N-Out or something. Nevermind she'd prolly end up trading it for some dope. In that last pic posted of her, her snatch looks like it'd benefit from some kegels! Thought it was her shitter for a second.

Her tits look nasty and deflated too. She desperately needs implats.Looks like she's had a baby and breast fed for ten years and then stopped. I like saggy large tits. Not deflated B cups.

too late...you're hooked.

dana is like the first minute and a half of this song.



once it starts you cant turn it off...

I swear this whore is on drugs.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=118459

Aren't they all??

Dana Dearmond is one of my favorite porn people. She's the real deal and funny as hell.

I'd love to hear what Gia honestly thinks of people and not the networking public relations version from Gia the struggling photographer.

Now that ^ is funny!!!!

dana's dad is gay and has a "life partner" so that may explain why she is so emotionally damaged and unstable. not sure how long her dad has had a "life partner" but she tweeted something about her dad and his "life partner's" cat dyeing a few days ago. that may explain a lot of her erratic behavior growing up with 2 dads or if her dad left her mom for a man when she was still young.

Yeah, that must be it, thanks for stopping by Senator Santorum.

Dying a cat is just cruel.

Some ppl I ain't too keen on. No drama- they just bore me. Hence why I don't talk about them. Anyway, here's Dana in a photo I shot of her at Urban X. She's become one of my faves as far as best dressed girls in porn over the years
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http://www.avn.com/galleries/AVN-Novelty-Expo-2009-Day-Two-351386/351430/

Oopsy you forgot to copy and paste the new url. Thats Candida again.

LOL!:)

http://www.avn.com/galleries/The-2009-Urban-X-Awards-Part-2-353273/353436/

Ok I'm awake now. Here's Dana Dearmond.

WOW!!! I love this look on her. So sultry. Stunning shot, Gia.

yeah i gotta admit she looks hot sometimes.

And sometimes, not so much....

All I got to say about this whore, is she went out in public, to greet fans, wearing this:



Just turrbl.

Put that pic up on ADT and you'd swear she broke the barriers of fashion, beauty, and hotness right then and there.

Tard bangs and half a jazzercise outfit from 1986. Add to that, in the pic Lou posted on the last page, her twat looks like it's all banged out and would taste like paste. I don't understand how people pay to fap to that.

i hate to revisit this thread because it's all been said and i know you guys are probably tired of me mentioning rogans podcast but brian(redban) had her on the phone the other day and asked her about the after gangbang vid. she wouldn't answer but did commit to a future podcast. this should be good.

Lou, admit it, you're in love.

haha...
i honestly don't think i could pull the trigger and fuck that broad but she's got a brand of crazy i can't stop paying attention to.

I feel the same way about Kristina Rose, Lou.

KR's crazy was endearing at first but recently it has started to border on methish. Dana is all-natural crazy.

yup... it starts with the six hour bathtub soaks and goes from there.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/dearest-dearmond/reply/2204372

Edit: Trying to fix the link

Idiot.

It says right on the reply box "HTML is disabled".

I am not some computer dork dick face

Just fix the link for daddy cod ^^ I'm sure you have the time.

TheTard008 wrote:


What's a "daddy cod"?

This, maybe?

Yes the fish handiman...so has anyone checked out the pic yet?

You mean this pic?

Lmao

well HERE is her debut podcast and it's fucken horrific. i doubt she'll be back for another one.

decent prediction...

CLICK

and yes i did quote myself.. super douchey at least.

The podcast and the article are both giving me a headache.

claude did you watch the podcast?.

if not check it out...http://vimeo.com/40167016

starting at 5:15 or so redban starts asking about porn...then the condom rule..then dana discusses the ordinance, free speech, and the ways they're working around it(7:00 mark) which amounts to people not getting permits so they cant be checked on.

"it's a self regulating industry" - dana dearmond.

Guys, Dana D's cover and layout for Fox Mag is ON STANDS NOW!!!! MAY ISSUE!!! Shot by Chase Dixon. Fucking gorgeous. I've never seen anyone fill her holes with such grace.

Pass..she looks like a junkie.

I'd enjoy viewing her mouth filled with the contents of a shotgun shell.

DP'ed with pellets and wadding.

hurtful talk guys...



you guys have seen that chase dixon pic, yes?. can now be found in fox mag.


there's a new daner podcast btw... it's not bad. kimberley kane joins her and she's a bad motherfucker. that's a cool chick.

the podcast includes daner answering questions about her efukt gangbang vid and her gangbang baby. pwl also comes up.

dana is spinning right off this planet in this one...it's good.


http://vimeo.com/41742559

How old is she now? 42? 43?

Off by about a decade.

Damn, then she looks great for 52!

Her box and turd cutter still look as if they taste like paste.

^^^Oh yeah, I bet your girlfriend's a fucking supermodel. Please post pics of her.

My last girlfriend was hot. I won't be posting her pics here, because contrary to my online persona, I'm actually respectful in real life.

My current girlfriend is my right hand, you don't wanna see a hand covered in callouses and jizz do you?

I don't dig the broad. I'm not a random hater. When there is a broad I find attractive, I give her props.

honestly, if you saw dana in real life, you'd find her attractive. you think i've got the reverse aging process? SHE really does. i've no idea what skin care she uses but her skin is flawless.

If someone watched the gang-bang clip and its after effects in HD or something - stuff looked fucked out, understandably.

This is all my comment focused on.

you guys haven't watched a second of that vimeo clip have you?.

i know because you're focusing on the cosmetic and not the lunatic. cunts.

First, you guys blow your wads over gapes. Then you complain about gapes. Wtf?

I don't have my headphones handy. I promise to watch by dusk tomorrow and give a full report.

As for me, I get turned on by a gaping vagina, provided the gape is not six inches. A nice open pussy is good for licking and gettin' in there deep on.

she gives good gape - from both orifices.

its all the cumshots.

Really?

the curious case of gia jordan coming to a theater near you.

No, not attractive on video and not attractive in real life. She looks like a man and I can't see its skin, because its ugly face is blocking my view.

No, I don't think you've got reverse aging syndrome. You might have some other trauma or syndrome, I don't know.

I watched exactly 106 seconds. Then my retinas exploded.

She's kind of tomboyish as times but I've always found her attractive. She's just so fucking sensitive some times.

There is not much to say. Even after watching her two shows with those guys in entirety.

This board is great! The last few posts has me cracking up!!

I love the end of the efukt cryfest. "Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

Sounds like something Chico Wang would have said.

Does the mag come with a complimentary barf bag?

It's from the movie Clerks, so yeah, it probably IS something he'd have said.

thanks fo the background.

Giddyup!

She's no cunt IMO - there are worst PWs out there by a countrymile! I've stoked off to one or two of her scenes in times past so she's ok in my book!


Apart from that dreadful tattoo above her cunt that seems to be taking an age to remove, I like Dana!

PSP with Nacho would upset any pornwhore I would imagine

Since you are new let's straighten this out right away:
worst= worse
stoked = stroked
Don't post in a fanboi fever and watch your spelling !

Other than that I agree with you. She is worth a stroke. She is however loony tunes.

fuck you..

I was posting here when you were still swimming around your dad's ballsack!

Apart from all that, cheers for letting me know my spelling errors will be picked up on! just like in times past!

Sometimes the old hometown changes when we've been gone a while. Just sayin.

I hear ya Barry! I gotta get myself back in the game

Just waiting for someone to out me as an old fart after that "been posting on here" statement. :-)

I appreciated the welcome none the less :-)

I was just about to mention that he'd have to be posting here during the civil war in order for him be doing so while you were swimming around in your daddy's nutsack.

and so I was...

Grant was a fucking prick, but Lee, now there was a man worth fightin' for!

May 05, meh. Big deal.

haha!

Fuck in 05 I was 51 and limping around like a Civil War amputee !

In contrast to now, joyfully prancing around.

Actually not joyful but less of a limp. hahaha I just hope it lasts.

i talked with dana the other day at joes place. she pretty much said you can put all your weak attempts at hate here...



looks like she took the time to make a special spot. that's cool?.

echo echo

Why do people hate this strong beautiful lady? She has the respect of her peers on twitter. I will start a thread dedicated to this goddess on XXX Porn Talk.Tall

Well, as long as she has the respect of the Twitverse, she'll always go far.

^ If she was such a cunt, wouldn't she be an industry pariah? Her tumblr and tweets tell a different story.

She is twisted. Lou knows. He will not tell much, but he does.

I'll cop to it: Dana DeArmond is one of my all-time favorites. I simply do not understand the venom directed toward her on XPT. The venom directed toward Brandon Iron, I think I understand: He participates and encourages it.

i think he feeds off it.

I don't know if she's a cunt or not. I just find it curious that her rep on the Twitting machine would have any bearing on anything.

I don't think anyone believes she is a cunt. I believe Batshit Crazy is the consensus.

That would explain the amazing skills and energy in the bed. Let's hear it for Batshit Crazy!

I don't think her porn scenes or butthole skillz were ever crtiticized, it's her interactions with the fanboys that always caught the heat. If she's not being treated like a princess by the masses on a twenty four hour, consistent basis, she throws little tantrums and shuts down. She is not capable of even the smallest hint of criticizm. She gives the impression of living in a completely faux world, where she is free from any sort of negativity directed at her.

Dana DeArmond is a whore I'd love to hammer with my cock. Great tits. Good ass. Insane for sex.

I think everyone hates her b/c she can sexually frustrate you very quickly.

Raise your hand if you have had an ex like that.

Way to play lowest common denominator. Everyone has an ex like that. The problem arises when you've got multiple exes like that.

Point to you.

At least 2 hand raises here.

I rest my case.

Negro, please. Get off your high horse. If you're here, you're not within the top 10 percentile of well adjusted. One of us. One of us.

One of us.

ONE: Sorry to disappoint you, Barry, but I'm not a negro. Your pals have done enough posting of my mug that I thought you'd know this by now.

TWO: I did say "Everyone" has an ex like that, so you're not only illiterate, you're also redundant. Tool.

I find your use of the N word appalling.

It hurt me worse than it hurt him. I'm appalled at my use too. Fuck, I'm a tool.

Can someone tell me what this means?^^^

I thought English was your mother tongue. Oh, well:

You see, Barry, there's a substance called Melanin. No, you can't smoke it, so don't get your hopes up.

Anyway, some folks, like Tritone, have an abundance of it. They often get a lot of crap about it. Sometimes, like with Tritone, they deserve getting crap, although recent studies have shown, it's more a cultural thing than a factor of the said substance.

Then there's folks who lack this "Melanin." Biologically, that includes dudes like you and me and others descending from the European continent. Other studies have shown that some of these also behave in a cultural fashion much like the melanin proficient, so it's not surprising you're confused.

Either way, it means you don't know what you're talking about. Again. But don't you worry none. I'm here to help.

I'd bet you a bootleg wrestling DVD that JB can't. He'll just pop in here and tell you how stupid my post is and pick apart the wording to justify his thoughts that I am a meth head, Meat is Mopez in sheep's Gucci Sneakers, and make a couple Darrah references, which people care less about than Lexi Belle having a cock where a turd is supposed to be.

EDIT: I was too slow on the draw, damn NFL. Anyway, I guess I owe you a DVD Barry. He explained it, whether it helped wasn't a stipulation, so I'll pay up. You missing any of the Extreme Rising shows?

Now why would I go and do that when you've just gone and done it for me?

Carry on, Meth Head.

Lexi flushed the turd out. For emancipation.

You took so much time to do that. Impressive. Can we try the other half now? Who of my buddies spread your mug around? Some context instead of Nate secret message Masonic stupidity?

His picture was posted here by himself years ago, I think. Some saved and posted it again. It actually is accessible still in some form.

Pretty sure it features prominently in Floofins epic avatar, along with Chickenmaster.

Wow. Just wow. I've warranted the dreaded red ink. We was talking about "proper trolling" in that other thread, yes? This here is proof I'm doing it right.

Couple of other tips, Gladys:

One, when your teammate already concedes you've lost. . . Stay Down, Duran.


Two, and this should be self explanatory, well, shit, I just explained it. That means this:



and this:




And this:




Are just confirmitory that you've been schooled.


Three:



That's me alright, but I had no Idea I had such illustrious company. Righteous. Anyhow, that wasn't the pic I was referring to, but the fact that y'all find such a non-entity as Fwoofie "epic" speaks volumes.

The fact is, I've been pissing off pissants here for years. Some of 'em never let it go, as that "epic" av suggests.


But I'm having tons of fun watching you fuckers fume, spew red ink, and harbor grudges for, what, five fucking years now? If I've caused that kind of hate on this board, I must be doing something right.


Carry on.

Schooled. OK. Was this barber or clown school?

That was a plane crash.

One of my favorite Ron White quotes, telling a story about being on a commuter airplane having engine trouble:

Seatmate: "Hey man! [gasps for air] Hey, man! Hey, man! [gasps for air] If one of these engines fails, [gasps for air] how far will the other one take us?"

White: "All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty handy, 'cause that's where we're headed. I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half-hour! We're haulin' ass!"

Pretty much where that plane was headed when it took off sometime Sunday morning.

Will a fucking mod or admin please customize my username to "thread re-railer" Seriously. I don't fucking care about that porn jesus shit.

Rate her whorish qualities; you might have seen her once or so.

She feeds trolls. Any attention, I suppose.

She's the typical entitlement princess, and she seems to be something of an insufferable cunt.

Thing is, I like how it looks when she's getting railed in the ass. Man face notwithstanding.

Advanced groundwork.

Not true, she hates me and has me blocked which I find hilarious that she went thru 30+thousand or whatever followers to find me way back when I first had twitter and delete me...I believe it because of the stuff I said on here when the bitch was begging for things when her house caught on fire.
A fuckin psycho she is that EFUCT with her crying and saying the things she did will never leave my mind, from the Gangbanged2 movie....too funny. I dont have the time or find it necessary to make up fake Twitters. So Dear Dana De Armand ( I know you still lurk here ) go FUCK YOURSELF, YOU WILL ONE DAY DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH AND THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING PYSCHOTIC PIGGGGG. You were still a begger then and now, fucking wishlists....I cant stand whores begging for shit and the lameasses that buy it for them, Kristina Rose is another one.....

Good taste in whores to hate.

Fuck.Yes.Gypsy.

how's things?.

This Gypsy character comes across as much more funny and likeable without a Biff to feud with.

I want to fuck this Gypsy now more than ever. And I know someone will post the cow picture, but still. I want to fuck her and make her come back on this board and tell how much she likes dick...how she was wrong all along... I don't blame her for liking girls because they're beautiful and smell better but still, I know she has a void that needs filling and a silicone dildo will not do the job.

goals are a good thing to have

Gypsy is good people.

Sorry Bornyo, but Gypsy's got her sights set on the dude from the Call Me Maybe video if she's ever looking to venture over to the straight side.

Whoever that is, is no concern of mine. I got my sights set on her. That's all that matters. I'ma plow her like a cotton field.

LOL that is a racist thing to say (wink) Id think Jugaloo would of said cotton fields....I like Twinks.

Thank you Tatty and so are you and Im glad to see you are still here, I bet you are still a sharp dresser.

Hey Lou, how are you and yours? Well I hope. Im doing well, unemployed and enjoyed it for a while, but now Im bored and the money runs out quickly, so back into looking for job (bad timing I know) but I will find something, I got major skillz

Ohhh boy you guys are really fuckin obsessed, you still have that picture....yeah post it if need be, I get a kick out of it myself, doesnt hurt me, I never really left, cant scare me away, I got thick skin...haha

I think she's threatened to quit more times than Tritone.

She really shouldn't be allowed out in public. She is too fragile. It would be best if she was kept insulated by her own delusions.

Do they make pw bubbles ???

The AHF might make those.

And that's not counting the number of times she's threatened to quit ADT.

the crazy whore gave JM Productions a shoutout on her most recent podcast.
yea it's fucked up.
the video isn't up yet but I'll hook it up here when it is.

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Wait. She didn't quit ADT? Fuck, I have fanboy lulz to catch up on.

twitter^

Go back and read JB's quote, Frankie.

The number of times to quit ADT is too large to compute with my TI 10B.

I command you: compute to the last digit the value of Pi!

I remember seeing these tweets, thought it was pretty random and bitchy but never realized that it escalated to the level that it seems to have. From the looks of it, I'm pretty alone on this statement, but Dana is one of my favorite cockwhores around. The fact that she's a little cunty (according to social networking) I suppose just comes with the territory when you have a girl that throats a cock as well as she does.
My most unfortunate thing that resulted as an outcome from situations like this is the ultimate demise of the only site brazzers had that was worth a flying fuck; siting the reason for the closing of the site Brazzers said: "The site had run its course." Cute, but what about the one where Johnny Sins plays a silly fitness instructor who teaches some average whore how to lift weights properly, ultimately resulting in average sex that ends with him pumping out a minuscule load that barely covers said whore's nipple? I guess that one is still going strong.
It's obvious that there was much more to it than simply the site running its course, it's probably even been revealed somewhere on this board, but whatever. I figured this would be a neat opportunity to say fuck brazzers when I saw this thread, even though the common theme seems to be fuck Dana.

The alleged problem with the site was that Visa didn't like it, and threatened to stop processing payments. That is what I read somewhere.

that's a great pic...

^^^^^HPOTD candidate.

yea Proxy was hot as fuck like two months ago, I don't know what happened after that.

pick the before...

As if it was all a lie.

Pic needs to be posted at ADT. I'd love to see them scramble for compliments on that one.

Dana actually looks pretty good without makeup by PW standards.

I follow Melissa Makeup on twitter. Some of you may know that she does a lot of makeup work on a lot of well-known PWs. She frequently posts before & after pics of the whores she makes pretty. You'd be astonished to see that some of the hottest whores in the industry look like beer-goggle beauties without makeup.

Not astonished, rather expected.

I saw some of the pics of that Melissa whore painter and thought Ava Addams looked rough around the edges. Some other whores, same deal.

No truth, no honour.

they're a bunch of kept bitches are they?.

I think I saw that first guy working the midnight shift at the gas station.

Dana cleans up well. Bat shit crazy doh !

Yeah, that first pic has 15 cats and going to the grocery store w/ granny panties on over her pants written all over it.

did we ever talk about how jayden james wins the no makeup award?.

We? No.

It doesn't matter. Not under twenty words.

another time then...

Probably not.

gram ponante is now on my shitlist...

that sick fuck actually managed to get a decent pick of the daner..



article from grams site...

Nice cock.

He's been on mine since April or May of 2011. Anyway, are you sure he took that himself? I should expect to have heard the insecure bastard un-subtly soliciting complements by now.

Dana has interesting tits.

Is she getting her pussy tat lasered off??, looks weird. Its so low class anyway to put a tat on or near your pussy. Why? She reminds me of such a phoney bitch to people. I cant w/her!

well if you want a fresh look into the depths of dana there's this gyps.

she actually talks some smack in this one(sasha grey, mr marcus...)and it turns out that steve st croix is a quality guest. he's not brandon irons level good but he holds it down.

In regards to Melissa Make-up (and unrelated to Dana)... it seems as though it's typically the "hottest" or drop-dead gorgeous girls in the biz that look great in make-up and should stay in their make-up. But the rest that blend in with the rest of us seem to pull the no-make up look very nicely. Quite frankly, I'd hate to have to rely on make-up to look somewhat normal. That would suck!

Thank you but is that shit 2 hours? Fuck that, Im not that interested in wasting 2hrs of my time on this cunt.

Posted solely because I think Lou's on his annual summer hiatus and he'll kick himself if he missed this:

He still summers on the Vineyard?

Dana, with some assistance from Proxy Paige managed to make her scene on Gape Lovers 8 a real wood killer. They dressed up like skunks and spent the entire scene farting and talking about their "smelly holes".

^ No.Fucking.Way.

I must see this.

Total wood killer just thinking about it.

I've noticed as I've gotten older my tolerance for fart (the gas, not the guy) and shit jokes has gotten pretty limited.

As has my tolerance for juvenile sex comedies such as American Pie.

Fart and shit jokes define our humanity. We would be souless without them. This scene will not be jerked off too, but rather enjoyed and savored like a fine wine. Call me immature, but these are the things that make me laugh myself to tears. Fuck, I'm chuckling right now just thinking about this monumental moment in porn comedy. Whole new respect for dana.

you guys are in for a treat....

trailer.



you'll want to skip to the 1:30 mark and stick around to watch dana take instruction from the gape.

I take back everything I said. That was very off-putting. I don't know what I expected.

Blazing Saddles it aint.

Blazing Saddles is fucking classic.

That trailer defines the line between " I have sex for money" and " I'm a sick motherfucking puppy" !

The premise as described was funny. But both women were trying to turn the viewer on. All parties involved in the scene thought, "This is going to be great jerk off material."

You're right on all accounts. I wish I wouldn't have watched Lou's link. If only I'd kept this to my imagination, everything would have turned out ok. This is the second time my world fell apart due to a Lou link. I still wake up screaming in a cold sweat from having nightmares about Tanner May's vaginal discharge. I gotta quit satisfying my morbid curiosity by clicking Lou links.

well said bdm. you felt that gravitational pull that daner gives off didn't you?. the low orbit inward acceleration of her "acting" that can only end one way... a full frontal exposure to madness. the only relief you get from that trailer is closing the window on it, right?.
beating off just isn't an option.

there was one girl playing a part in that scene and another that had to...wanted to...needed to...be there.

I more than likely could have enjoyed that clip if only I'd have kept the sound down.

She's the original Black Hole of Chatsworth. No, Tritone, not that kind.

Ha ha ha! That shit is hilarious! Has anyone ever done a blumpkin scene? I would love to see a girl wretch and dry heave from going down on a guy while he's rippin' ass all "PAP PA PAP PAPP!!!" and spraying mud in the bowl.

Who's the other girl in the gif? Nice meaty cunt.

Chastity Lynn. It's probably from Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic 10.

^hundred %

Oh, fer the love of Christ. Daner's been porn how many years and she can't afford her own bolt-ons?

Maybe porn whores need the Christmas Club approach when it comes to breast augmentations. A little bit put away in a non-interest bearing savings account after every paid degradation.

Dana DeArmond is clearly a gay woman. Cute but gay.

Not a bad idea, but maybe we keep the interest, however nominal, and suggest they use it for post-op opiates. That might give 'em the extra incentive they need.