Smelly Monkey or swami POLL
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/15/04 05:08 PM
Since the two most hated members of the board are smelly monkey and swami i thought this would be a great chance to find out which is the most hated. Difference is swami's comes naturally where mine doesn't. So heres the poll.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/15/04 05:31 PM
3-1 swami. Although the three voters for swami were himself, smuthut guy and El Kabong. All whores who's voices aren't respected on this or any forum.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/15/04 05:43 PM
I voted twice, dipshit.
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/15/04 05:44 PM
Thank you smutmutant... I appreciate the vote.. And Monkey... please just give it a friggin rest (BTW Monkey now claims to be Jenna Jameson ... if he is... then why do you obsess with Scott Fayner (And if you aren't... hope the real Jenna Jameson bitch slaps you for stupidity)
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/15/04 06:14 PM
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I voted twice, dipshit.
Thats it, both votes are voided. Smuthut should lose his mod status a) because he broke the ethical laws of voting and b) because he is a poverty stricken bum who can't afford cable.
Posted by: smutspov
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/16/04 06:17 AM
whatever... you're losing anyway. Not that it matters I've got dsl & the Dish... so what?
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/16/04 12:42 PM
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whatever... you're losing anyway. Not that it matters I've got dsl & the Dish... so what?
I have gained ground, last time i checked it was like 3-12 and now its 10-15, the hatred for swami continues to grow.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/17/04 06:42 PM
Poll is closed, I WIN. Taking off smuthuts two votes and removing kami's due to her vested interests in other parties so i win a sweeker 13-12. Now blow this swami (monkey unzips pants). Even money i got another whining private message for swami, please don't say gay things to or about me, like i always get from him.
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/17/04 06:59 PM
Monkey... i don't care if you cheated and hate me... i am now ruining your dream. Angelica Knight will be on my show.. and you can suck on that bitch!!!
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/18/04 06:35 AM
Its tough to flunk out of porn but there are two sure ways to do.
1.Do a gang bang with a bunch of HIV infested she/males or..
2.Go on the Sportswami show.
Both are career killers so you ladies beware.
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/18/04 07:09 AM
Yeah Jeff my show is a career killer... I have only had almost every big name from Jewel DeNyle, Jill Kelly, Gina Lynn, Alexis Amore (twice), Carmen Luvana, Lisa Lipps, Christi Lake, Ashley Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Teagan, Corina Taylor, Hollie Stevens, Aurora Snow, Hannah Harper, Devon, Monica Mayhem, Kylie Ireland, Sierra, Felicia Fox, VanDalia, Lainey Baron, Seka, and Sunset Thomas. Plus world champion fighters Antonion Tarver, David Tua, Chris Byrd, James Toney, Sugar Ray Leonard, Lamon Brewster, and Jermain Taylor..
No offense Jeff... but until I got on this site... never new much about JM Productions. So go back to the Smelly Primate (aka Jenna Jamesone, aka Smelly Bastard, aka Daniel Radcliffe) and go kiss his ass some more
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/18/04 01:16 PM
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So go back to the Smelly Primate (aka Jenna Jamesone, aka Smelly Bastard, aka Daniel Radcliffe) and go kiss his ass some more
Im not sure how you got jeff as kissing my ass?. If you are going to accuse everyone that hates you as a monkey lover then you might as well refer to me as a god because i would have a billion/zillion loyal followers around the globe.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/21/04 06:10 AM
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No offense Jeff... but until I got on this site... never new much about JM Productions.
And why would you.You also never heard of Jasmine Lynn and you think Elizabeth Star is good looking.
Posted by: JRV
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/21/04 06:44 AM
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No offense Jeff... but until I got on this site... never new much about JM Productions.
And why would you.You also never heard of Jasmine Lynn and you think Elizabeth Star is good looking.
And don't forget about Gen's long legs. I can't wait to hear what she thinks about that one.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/21/04 09:26 AM
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. . .You also never heard of Jasmine Lynn . . .
Makes me mad every time I'm reminded of it.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 06:08 AM
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. . .You also never heard of Jasmine Lynn . . .
Makes me mad every time I'm reminded of it.
It just proves that the guy is a numbskull. 
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 06:59 AM
No offense Jeff... but I don't care what some dipstick like you thinks. There are over 400 performers in the adult industry and alot of these gals have no websites. Also considering I was a sports guy, I don't sit and watch porn all day long (i have two jobs).
BTW.. Have you ever heard Jeff of Leonard Dorin, Dwight Howard, Martin St. Louis and Steven Smith? If you don't... then you are a pathetic jackass
!
Posted by: zenman
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 07:03 AM
So who the hell are they?!?
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 07:07 AM
Martin St. Louis is the first NHL Player since Gretzky to win the Scoring title, Regular Season MVP, Lady Byng award.
Leonard Dorin is the Lightwieght boxing champion of the world. Romanian fights out of Canada and considered one of the best pound for pound fighters.
Dwight Howard might be the top player in this years NBA Draft (6-10 from Atlanta HS).
And Steven Smith is a Pro Bowl WR for the Carolina Panthers, and perhaps one of the best new deep threats in the game.
If you know so much about sports why in the hell do you like the Bills?
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 09:06 AM
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If you know so much about sports why in the hell do you like the Bills?
LOL.That was funny.
www.exquisitemenu.com
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 09:36 AM
Am a big Drew Bledsoe fan. For all the shit he took he never bitched an moaned (ala Nomar, Barry Bonds, Shaq and Maglio ordonez). And he could have pulled a Doug Flutie and ruined the Pats locker room and he acted with class. Sothat is why I am a bills fan.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 10:02 AM
Irrelevant.
We aren't on a sports message board.
And if I was a radio spokesman for sports, and I confessed on a sports board that I didn't know those weenies you just mentioned, then I would expect to be
excoriated. Ahh, I remember the day I first saw Jasmine Lynn in a porno. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 01:04 PM
So far the Smelly Monkey has been linked or claimed to be Scott Fayner, Jenna Jameson, and Taylor Rain... just would be curious to know who the hell this smithbitch really is... and was he dropped on his.her head when he.she was a lil itty bitty smitchbitch
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 01:17 PM
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So far the Smelly Monkey has been linked or claimed to be Scott Fayner, Jenna Jameson, and Taylor Rain... just would be curious to know who the hell this smithbitch really is... and was he dropped on his.her head when he.she was a lil itty bitty smitchbitch
Who are you talking about?
Nevermind. I was so thrown by the use of the word smithbitch that I got confused.
Christ.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 01:40 PM
I have twice turned down a chance to go on the swami show and if he asks again it will be done for a third time.
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 02:27 PM
And when was this Smelly Monkey? I think you make up more stories than Bill Clinton made up excuses about his love afairs
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 02:51 PM
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And when was this Smelly Monkey? I think you make up more stories than Bill Clinton made up excuses about his love afairs
It's your clue as to his/her identity.
How very titillating. Well, flitter my titties.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 06:32 PM
Swami reminds me of this little retarded boy i used to feed porridge to in the retards village many years ago. His name was chris and when he wasn't looking we used to throw tennis balls at his head and watch him blame it on the birds. Good times.
Sometimes Monkeys are naughty, like the little monkey in the Little Rascals who would climb onto of the cabinet and throw things at the kids
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 06:48 PM
And sometimes Monkey's pick their asses and other monkey's asses and heads and eat what they find. I guess we now know that Smelly Monkey has more than one meaning (not only is he a flaming gay idiot who doesn't have a scrotum to admit to whom his real name is... he probably acts like a monkey (picking his ass, sticking his finger in his mouth, etc)
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 06:51 PM
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And sometimes Monkey's pick their asses and other monkey's asses and heads and eat what they find. I guess we now know that Smelly Monkey has more than one meaning (not only is he a flaming gay idiot who doesn't have a scrotum to admit to whom his real name is... he probably acts like a monkey (picking his ass, sticking his finger in his mouth, etc)
Looks like swami let sammura use his id for a post. Welcome back sweetheart.
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 06:52 PM
uhh... hell no... I talked to Sammura and she is honoring her band (unlike you)... but she did ask why you keep calling her? Are you sercetly obessed with her and stalking her? You can tell your fellow chat memeber the truth... SMELLY MONKEY LOVES SAMMURA!!!
I don't think so , he didn't say honky or white this and that once and he didn't threaten to bring some homeboy over to kick your ass.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 06:57 PM
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SMELLY MONKEY LOVES SAMMURA!!!
I don't think thats any secret. I love swami, he thinks he can insult the monkey. Here have a apple.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 06:58 PM
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uhh... hell no... I talked to Sammura and she is honoring her band
Let me guess, Depeche Mode.
Oh wait, you just can't spell. Nevermind.
FUCK! I did it again. Sorry Swami. *Bad Toelicker*
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 07:04 PM
No Sweat toelicker... besides i just can say with all sincerity... that i got to meet and get a huge from your dream gal... and you did nothing more than just act like the Smelly Monkey and jerk off in your own basement (because i tolerate you... i will not insult you and say you live in your mothers basement)
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 07:08 PM
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and you did nothing more than just act like the Smelly Monkey and jerk off in your own basement (because i tolerate you... i will not insult you and say you live in your mothers basement)
If anyone who reads here actually does jerk off in their mother's basement we would love to hear from you. Its such a frequently used insult it would be great for it to have some relevance on this board, so step forward and introduce yourself or selves. That way at least one of swami's insults would have a point.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 07:24 PM
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No Sweat toelicker... besides i just can say with all sincerity... that i got to meet and get a huge from your dream gal... and you did nothing more than just act like the Smelly Monkey and jerk off in your own basement (because i tolerate you... i will not insult you and say you live in your mothers basement)
Better, but no, not quite there yet . . . . .
And I assure you that my dream girl is not a porn chick.
Wait, maybe she is. Is your mom in porn?
Posted by: Steven Millan
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/22/04 10:14 PM
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/23/04 04:21 AM
Notice how Smelly Monkey never has the stroke of the balls to actually take a stance on something? He makes fun of my lists, yet never has the balls to jump in. Even in the top ten most overrated (and I put Taylor Rain... aka Smelly Monkey or Smelly Monkey's gf) the Smelly Monkey sat back and had no guts. I do hope Sammura comes back so she will bitch slap some class back into toelicker (who shows a very disturbing affection for his sister... see the picture on his profile) and then will make Smelly Monkey cry like the silly lil sissy that he/she is!
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/23/04 04:33 AM
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Notice how Smelly Monkey never has the stroke of the balls to actually take a stance on something? He makes fun of my lists, yet never has the balls to jump in. Even in the top ten most overrated (and I put Taylor Rain... aka Smelly Monkey or Smelly Monkey's gf) the Smelly Monkey sat back and had no guts. I do hope Sammura comes back so she will bitch slap some class back into toelicker (who shows a very disturbing affection for his sister... see the picture on his profile) and then will make Smelly Monkey cry like the silly lil sissy that he/she is!
This is perhaps the stupidest thing swami has ever posted. I think the majority of the board knows that the monkey has never been shy to express his opinion on anything no matter how controversial it may be, let alone some stupid top 10 list. Don't mistake my avoiding your top 10 posts as me trying to duck the question , its just me trying to avoid stupidity at all costs and a swami post is where it is found most often.
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/23/04 05:35 AM
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I do hope Sammura comes back so she will bitch slap some class back into toelicker (who shows a very disturbing affection for his sister... see the picture on his profile) and then will make Smelly Monkey cry like the silly lil sissy that he/she is!
Felix Viscious is my sister? This really hurts my feelings. I never take overt shots at you, swami. I thought we were only playing around. But to insult Felix like that is just too far.
You asked me to design your web page for you, and I was going to help you.
But now, it just might not be possible. I feel like you would use me.
I just don't know what to think . . . . . . . . I thought we were just friends joking around, but you insult me personally.
All I have said is that you should have known who Jasmine Lynn is, and to ignore Monkey.
I feel betrayed. 
Posted by: sportswami
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/23/04 05:38 AM
Toelicker you take your potshots (althought clever ones) at me daily... your just ticked off because for once the "retard boy" as you refered me to saw you throw the rock at his head... and instead of tossing it to the birds... tossed it right back at you
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/23/04 05:46 AM
No, I'm really not ticked. I'm so sad. My pot shots are in good humor, and I thought you were laughing.
Please link to the post where I called you a retard. I truly cannot remember that.
This is something that is going to take me a long time to get over, but I have to try.
If I don't, my life will never be the same.
Really though guys, we need a sarcasm emoticon on this board.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/23/04 06:20 AM
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Really though guys, we need a sarcasm emoticon on this board.
Will this do? 
Posted by: Toelicker
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/23/04 07:13 AM
Yep! HAHAHA!!!
I just use the shit eating grin one for wise ass comments and more, it is like a universal icon to me
Posted by: Lurid1
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 06/26/04 05:27 PM
since this poll is neck and neck and swami is gone, how about taking out the rest of the garbage? monkey see, monkey go?...
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 04/29/06 10:30 PM
bizzump
Posted by: pris
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL - 05/13/06 01:04 AM
why do you guys hate em so much ?
