I need to fucking vent

Posted by: lance69

I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 12:50 AM

Just had to get this out... this is directed at no one in particular, (and if it were only one person I may not want to stab my femoral artery with an ice pick)
If I hear, "Can I be paid in cash because.... [Insert retarded excuse here]" just one more fucking time!!!!!
Porn is a business. Business needs a paper trail. This means that from time to time... (gritting my teeth) you will need to be paid by cheque. A foreign idea to many for sure, but a very necessary evil.
If you need to be paid in small unmarked bills to repay your bookie; if your too irresponsible to have a bank account because you have a criminal record; or you think that 3% at MoneyMart to cash a cheque is just plain unfair... then please complain directly in to my ass after I shit. I have a lot of finances of my own to worry about please do not expect to worry about yours. [/End Rant]



Love you all! Back to happy mode.
Posted by: cqd

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 12:59 AM

Perhaps you can exchange a few Canadian dollars for a barrel full of Zimbabwe dollars. Keep it in a closet somewhere and roll it out the next time you're in this situation. After all, it's still cash.
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 01:12 AM

hey, what happened to your boy Zane after he flamed out here in LA. did he drop off the map?
Posted by: lance69

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 01:19 AM

He's just livin' his life with his girl now. Doing well.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 01:53 AM

It's so cute that you guys up there spell checks as 'cheques.'
Posted by: Icetech

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 09:20 AM

I know that i would prefer cash.. or 50% cash 50% check.. i hate giving the government my fucking cash so they can give welfare to cunts that got knocked up at 16 and now have 3 brats and no job.... fuck that.. i work for my money and want it in my pocket:)
Posted by: lance69

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 09:41 AM

No problem, you can take half and half. Then the stop payment gets called in as soon as you leave.
Posted by: Icetech

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 09:49 AM

And if anyone that works for you ever reads that, i hope they all ask for cash:)
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 10:09 AM

Pay'em in meth, grass, cocaine, and pills. Cut out the middle man. Just sayin'
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 10:44 AM

Quote:

Pay'em in meth, grass, cocaine, and pills. Cut out the middle man. Just sayin'



In this case add me to the "One bad influence away from porn" thread. Just sayin'...
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 12:58 PM

^ I knew I had you "pegged"
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/15/09 10:14 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Pay'em in meth, grass, cocaine, and pills. Cut out the middle man. Just sayin'



In this case add me to the "One bad influence away from porn" thread. Just sayin'...




The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/20/09 03:02 AM

Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.



Posted by: Stevie Why

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/20/09 03:54 AM

Quote:

hey, what happened to your boy Zane after he flamed out here in LA. did he drop off the map?



Its kinda funny you mentioned "flamed out"

I heard a story about "PhatZane" a while back (spring 2008?); during a shoot (I assume for Naughty America) someone couldn't find him and eventually checked the make-up room. They walked in and found him applying a massive amount of concealer on a giant, pus-filled herpes infection on his dick.

I guess he thought no one would notice. They told him to go home on the spot.

Any truth?
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/20/09 04:55 AM

You oughta know, Mr. Pusfilled Throat.
Posted by: Stevie Why

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/20/09 04:56 AM

Quote:

You oughta know, Mr. Pusfilled Throat.



YAWN.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/20/09 07:32 AM

Quote:

Just had to get this out... this is directed at no one in particular, (and if it were only one person I may not want to stab my femoral artery with an ice pick)
If I hear, "Can I be paid in cash because.... [Insert retarded excuse here]" just one more fucking time!!!!!
Porn is a business. Business needs a paper trail. This means that from time to time... (gritting my teeth) you will need to be paid by cheque. A foreign idea to many for sure, but a very necessary evil.
If you need to be paid in small unmarked bills to repay your bookie; if your too irresponsible to have a bank account because you have a criminal record; or you think that 3% at MoneyMart to cash a cheque is just plain unfair... then please complain directly in to my ass after I shit. I have a lot of finances of my own to worry about please do not expect to worry about yours. [/End Rant]



Love you all! Back to happy mode.



Coming soon to dive near you !
Posted by: lance69

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/20/09 09:32 AM

Quote:


I heard a story about "PhatZane" a while back (spring 2008?); during a shoot (I assume for Naughty America) someone couldn't find him and eventually checked the make-up room. They walked in and found him applying a massive amount of concealer on a giant, pus-filled herpes infection on his dick.

I guess he thought no one would notice. They told him to go home on the spot.

Any truth?



Never heard anything about it.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: I need to fucking vent - 03/20/09 04:56 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Just had to get this out... this is directed at no one in particular, (and if it were only one person I may not want to stab my femoral artery with an ice pick)
If I hear, "Can I be paid in cash because.... [Insert retarded excuse here]" just one more fucking time!!!!!
Porn is a business. Business needs a paper trail. This means that from time to time... (gritting my teeth) you will need to be paid by cheque. A foreign idea to many for sure, but a very necessary evil.
If you need to be paid in small unmarked bills to repay your bookie; if your too irresponsible to have a bank account because you have a criminal record; or you think that 3% at MoneyMart to cash a cheque is just plain unfair... then please complain directly in to my ass after I shit. I have a lot of finances of my own to worry about please do not expect to worry about yours. [/End Rant]



Love you all! Back to happy mode.



Coming soon to dive near you !




Stupid cockbite sumbitchin' motherfuckers !!!!