The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O

Posted by: Mark_J

The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/23/08 09:50 PM



They can drop a dime and pick up two nickels, throw a rock at the ground and miss, watch TV in stereo, and they're always seeing someone on the side. They peer into an invisible fourth dimension - a magical tear in the fabric of space time wholly unseen to us mere mortals - a place that doesn't actually exist.

They are our cRoSs-Eyed and cock-eyed porn stars, and this thread is now open for business.


Jenavieve Jolie:



Lisa Sparxxx:


Zuleidy (aka Little Lupe):


Harmony:


Jenna Jameson, seen here with her limo driver


Renae Cruz:


Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/23/08 10:00 PM

can you list any who are wall-eyed (the opposite of cross-eyed)?
Posted by: irk

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/23/08 10:29 PM

Lisa Sparxxx, who did 919 men in one day, has Christian on her no-list.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/23/08 11:48 PM

She didn't just do 919 in one day, she did 919 Pollocks. The gangbang was in Warsaw, Poland. They probably all needed written instructions explaining how to put on a condom.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 02:28 AM

Tomo Paradise, fuck!! i love asian girls but her eyes are annoying


Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 08:33 AM

Wonky wonk wonk
Posted by: BIFF™

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 12:01 PM

Shuddup cow face.



Posted by: ChipE

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 05:13 PM

Quote:

Lisa Sparxxx, who did 919 men in one day, has Christian on her no-list.




CXXX should be thankful of that fact.
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 05:21 PM

A lot of those pictures seems to feature girls who are merely looking in a certain direction.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 05:33 PM

He's reeling from a Jim B attack in AWOP. Cut him some slack.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 07:23 PM

@Smell: Any girl with eyes that appear to be going in different directions, regardless of which direction she's looking, was the spirit of starting the thread. I realize it's subtle in some cases. If it was too bad they prob wouldn't get porn work so understandably there aren't that many to talk about.

@Lou: Nice one!
Posted by: SuperDuperBored

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 07:54 PM

Lots of asian girls are cross-eyed. Lucy Liu instantly comes to mind.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 08:09 PM

You are correct. It's almost shooting fish in a barrel as far as some of those japanese girls go. Meantime I'm trying to decide if something is off with Lucy Thai - she's right on the borderline.


Posted by: k1ng

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 09:21 PM

i'd give donkey's left nut for a civilian clone of luci thai
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/24/08 11:56 PM

Quote:

Zuleidy (aka Little Lupe[/url]):


Renae Cruz:







Are these girls seemingly looking in different directions? It seems to me that their eyes are focused on something not right in front of them. Both eyes seems to be going in the same direction though. Just saying.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/25/08 12:17 AM

I'd be very careful about hiring cross-eyed girls. If it turns out that they're retarded you could get in big trouble for not having a signed permission slip from their guardian. Little Lupe, for example, looks like a Down Syndrome case.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/25/08 12:28 AM

@Smell: understood, my man. This isn't a scientific study, just poking some careless fun at what might be the wrong pic at the wrong time making their eyes look funny. That is all. Let's roll with it.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/25/08 11:49 AM

But little Lupe is retarded all around, so an eye cross is no big deal on her, Im sure there are other things more detrimental in this girls life.
But I love this thread, keep on posting the wonkas. TY
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/25/08 07:57 PM

Does anyone make retard themed porn? You know there's an audience for everthing. It would be hilarious. Maybe a series based on Corky from "Life Goes On"? These cross-eyed chicks would be perfect.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/25/08 08:37 PM

Quote:

Does anyone make retard themed porn?





Retard Porn
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/25/08 08:59 PM

Does anyone remember Jeri, who was Blair's retarded cousin on "The Facts of Life"? Best episode ever. Lisa Sparxxx could be her doppelganger.
Posted by: charin

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/25/08 09:18 PM

Lisa Sparxxx did a very good Gag Factor (13).

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: ChipE

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/25/08 09:54 PM

Quote:

Lots of asian girls are cross-eyed. Lucy Liu instantly comes to mind.




Eating all that rice with chopsticks will do it.
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/26/08 02:20 AM

Quote:

@Smell: understood, my man. This isn't a scientific study, just poking some careless fun at what might be the wrong pic at the wrong time making their eyes look funny. That is all. Let's roll with it.




If something is worth doing it is worth doing well. And the idea of this thread is certainly worth pursuing.
Posted by: Donny 4 gay privates

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/28/08 02:18 PM

Camryn Kiss, best set of googly eyes you'll ever see.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/28/08 02:57 PM

Good call...





Posted by: Mark_J

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/28/08 07:33 PM

Lou, FTW! I think Camryn is the new poster for x-eyed girls. Too bad we can't edit original posts on this forum after a certain time. I'd draw some lasers shooting from her eyes intersecting at her nose.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/28/08 08:01 PM

christina aguchi



Posted by: SuperDuperBored

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/28/08 10:35 PM

Quote:

You are correct. It's almost shooting fish in a barrel as far as some of those japanese girls go. Meantime I'm trying to decide if something is off with Lucy Thai - she's right on the borderline.







Mark, I think Lucy's right eye is lazy. Actually, I'm not sure exactly what is going on with her.
Posted by: superloads

Re: The Most cRoSs-Eyed Porn Stars o_O - 10/28/08 11:00 PM

Isn't the whole idea fucking a bitch cross-eyed?