Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub

Posted by: k1ng

Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 12:42 AM

I like Taryn. I don't care what her weight is I think she's hot and she does anal. Her eventual return to porn is strokeworthy however the news of her impending breast augmentation (butchering) is upsetting. She has a blog that she uses partially to document her weight loss as she tries to get back into porn shape, minus the aid of meth presumably. Anyway, comments are open and pictures are plentiful, enjoy.

Old taryn.

























fuck you haters



new taryn







Posted by: cheezypussy

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 12:44 AM

shes fat. we should either commend her for not being on meth or kick her in her fat pussy for being fat on meth.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 02:26 AM

Nothing against her in the slightest but I really don't see much of a difference?
Posted by: Pornado

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 05:47 AM

She has become very meaty, like Katja Kassin, still hittable, just not in a $1600/hr way.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 09:05 AM

What's with the man ass?
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 09:11 AM

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What's with the man ass?




I was thinking the same thing...from behind, she totally looks like a dude.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 09:20 AM

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What's with the man ass?




What do you expect. She's Sicilian.
Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 09:23 AM

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I thought this was a Longshot appreciation thread.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 11:37 AM

If Chub Chub can actually get down to a reasonable porno weight without the benefit of meth or crack, it would be a fucking "body miracle."

::slaps knee:: Get it? Body Miracle...she's a hooker...har har.
Posted by: KJR

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 11:50 AM

She enjoyed a relatively brief moment of extreme heat, but it will be very difficult for her not to lose it completely. She is not the type that will be able to transition from a certain peak into an older, equally appealing stiffener. A boob job at this stage would only signal her desperation. Time for her to move on and not try to recapture that which has now become inaccessible. But I wish her well.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 12:01 PM

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Time for her to move on and not try to recapture that which has now become inaccessible.



With that body, they wouldn't take her back at the Hooters on Mill Avenue. Better looking women there already who didn't wash into prostitution.
Posted by: Postmortem

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 01:36 PM

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Time for her to move on and not try to recapture that which has now become inaccessible.



With that body, they wouldn't take her back at the Hooters on Mill Avenue. Better looking women there already who didn't wash into prostitution.




Most Hooters girls look better than porn whores.

This fat fuck never even had a prime. She was always fuckin stupid ugly trash -- even for a sex laborer.
Posted by: Random

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 02:38 PM

Yikes. She hit the wall like a fucking Nascar.

You kinda have to marvel at how weak her will must be if she still hasn't been able to get the weight off. I mean, it's not like she's morbidly obese, or Fatman with a vagina, if you will. We're not talking moving mountains here.

6-8 weeks with a good nutritionist and personal trainer and she'd be slimmer and tighter than she's ever been. She obviously has enough scratch from hooking to get a boob job, right? So why would she not spend a few bucks on a trainer? Dumb whore.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 02:40 PM

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Yikes. She hit the wall like a fucking Nascar.

You kinda have to marvel at how weak her will must be if she still hasn't been able to get the weight off. I mean, it's not like she's morbidly obese, or Fatman with a vagina, if you will. We're not talking moving mountains here.

6-8 weeks with a good nutritionist and personal trainer and she'd be slimmer and tighter than she's ever been. She obviously has enough scratch from hooking to get a boob job, right? So why would she not spend a few bucks on a trainer? Dumb whore.




If she had character, intelligence or even common sense, would she be doing porn? Losing weight is easy if you're not fucking stupid and has made up your mind.
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/14/07 03:00 PM

If she would concentrate on this she wouldn't be having any weight issues.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/16/07 02:58 PM

Though I do not see what King sees in Taryn, I stand by his right to like her.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/16/07 04:09 PM

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/16/07 10:51 PM

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Taryn looked MUCH better aa a civilian than she does/did as a whore!
Posted by: Conky

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/17/07 01:32 PM

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Taryn looked MUCH better aa a civilian than she does/did as a whore!




And isn't that just the problem? Porn has gotten to the point where the average chick in a bar or mall is hotter than a porn chick.

Didn't used to be that way. I blame random drug abuse, bad management, whoring, nightly awards ceremonies where everyone's a winner and they're all porn stars.

What this industry needs is a good plague to wipe out the lesser whores. Or a grading system. Maybe we can get Dept. of Agriculture to grade whores according to weight and quality of meat?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/17/07 01:41 PM

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/17/07 01:55 PM

I like to think that the civilian girls have just gotten more sexual/whorish and hotter not that the porn girls have gotten worse.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/17/07 05:47 PM

Actually it has lowered my unrealistic high standard on "civilian" chicks. Now when I look at the average chick I realize that I would likely enjoy watching them in a porno, so they must be more attractive than I gave them credit for ...

Posted by: lame or cool

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 10/01/07 01:24 PM

cool

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Posted by: k1ng

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/04/07 09:06 PM

some new ones 10/27 her cans are magnificent





Posted by: zenman

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/04/07 09:24 PM

I'm 43 and I don't have anywhere near wrinkles like that.


Posted by: k1ng

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/04/07 09:40 PM

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I'm 43 and I don't have anywhere near wrinkles like that.




liar. chain smoking cigs and toxic psk nights with wankus haven't treated you very well.

Posted by: zenman

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/04/07 09:43 PM

owned!
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/09/07 10:39 PM



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Posted by: JRV

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/09/07 10:52 PM

You're 43 - if she climbs into your bed looking like that are you going to even notice wrinkles? I don't think so
Taryn's hot, but her genes are not her friend. She's going to have to spend time every day in a gym or pay the price...

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I'm 43 and I don't have anywhere near wrinkles like that.





Posted by: k1ng

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/09/07 10:54 PM

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Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/10/07 05:35 AM

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Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/10/07 05:51 AM

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Zen - what the fuck is my maid doing in LA, and what are you doing with her?
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/10/07 06:22 AM

and what did you do with her neck? someone stole it!
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/11/07 03:09 PM

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4994259&blogID=327642724



I am coming to PHILLY & NYC!!!

Hey All You Dirty Boys,

I will be in Philly from December 17th to 19th then on to NYC from the 19th to 23rd.

Contact www.bodymiracle.com

XoXoX, Taryn

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Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/11/07 06:47 PM

The best part after all our efforts is that while Chub Chub hasn't actually admitted to hooking, she now just defends herself with the "what I do off-screen is none of your business" line of shit.

Isn't that kind of like pleading the 5th? Caught in your own lie, fatty?
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/11/07 07:01 PM

Posted by: zenman

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/11/07 07:16 PM

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but I would if she were 43.

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You're 43 - if she climbs into your bed looking like that are you going to even notice wrinkles? I don't think so
Taryn's hot, but her genes are not her friend. She's going to have to spend time every day in a gym or pay the price...

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I'm 43 and I don't have anywhere near wrinkles like that.








Posted by: pinupmutant

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/11/07 07:48 PM

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Um, no. They're called sacral dimples. Some women have them. Some women don't.

Jesus, do I need to post a basic female anatomy tutorial for XPT users, sacrums and labia included?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/11/07 08:10 PM

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I am coming to PHILLY




uh oh

Posted by: MR WHIP

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/11/07 08:15 PM

I fucked Taryn Thomas, i pay her with a big mac.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/11/07 11:13 PM

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I am coming to PHILLY




uh oh






Hire her & tell ys all about it here on XPT, King!
Posted by: cheezypussy

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/12/07 02:15 AM

um i just looked up sacral dimple, and they dont look like that. theyre holes above a babys asshole dumbshit.
Posted by: gonzo420

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/12/07 08:48 AM

Taryn has always been one of my favorites..She's such a dirty little Whore!! I love it.



Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 11/12/07 02:42 PM

She is NOT worth $1600 for an hour.
NONE of those girls is worth the asking price.

Sorry.

Posted by: weeeee

new Taryn pictures - 11/16/07 10:33 AM

Ive got nothing against this whore one way or another, but she recently posted these pictures on myspace and I'm curious about what the group thinks:



Why isnt she naked doing her best airplane impression like all her other weight loss pics? Why is she hiding her face? Isnt her hair longer than that? Is it just me, or do her boobs look smaller? is this really her?
Posted by: weeeee

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/16/07 10:35 AM

another:



Taryn if this is really you, congrats. You look great.
Posted by: D.W.

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/16/07 12:43 PM

Why is she hiding her face? Is she afraid the picture will be spread around the internet and embarrass her?
Posted by: Nugent

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/16/07 05:18 PM

Taryn has done multiple dicks in every orifice, and yet she's shy with some clothes left on? I don't think so. I smell a rat.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 08:27 AM

The reason she's not naked is because these are from MySpace, where that sort of thing is frowned upon.

As for the rest ("Why is she hiding her face? Isnt her hair longer than that? Is it just me, or do her boobs look smaller? is this really her? ") I think Ms. Lynch is onto something here. An apologist might argue that hair can be cut and boobs might shrink with weight loss, but there's no getting around the face (or lack thereof.) Are we witnessing the birth of a bait-and-switch campaign for her escorting job? One way to find out is to see if similar pics appear on other sites. I do agree, though, that something smells fishy.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 12:30 PM

Oh good. Elmore Leonard's on the case.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 12:43 PM

Don't you have food stamps to trade in for Ripple?

Ah, but I'm not going to search for this shit. Really low on my priority list. Feel free to knock yourself out, oh defender of dead murderers.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 01:17 PM

yeah, we all see how busy you are. Isn't that an ambulance going by? Better hurry, you might actually have to leave the message boards and go do work in real life. Still waiting for you to man up and send me that bottle, Matlock.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 01:29 PM

Still milking the party line, huh? Inkyo was a saint and Hailey killed both of them. You'd better hurry if you want to get his name before the Nobel committee. After Gore, I'm sure they'll want to recognize this great humanitarian.

Now run along. It's almost 1:30 on the coast and I know you have a meeting of the Jeffrey Dahmer Appreciation Society to preside over.


Oh, and BTW: when you send me my bottle, please, none of that Ripple you drink. Something in a single malt will do nicely. Thanks.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 01:45 PM

Honestly, shes a tool...filthy whore or not.
A girl who does hair for my shoots in phoenix called me laughing last spring to tell me taryn thomas had been in to her salon and was raving about her being this "huge" porn star . Apparently lit up like a christmas tree and rambling to the point the girl doing her hair asked if she would take over her "do"
.....as apparently average hairstylists in scottsdale have not become accustomed to the porn starlet coke bender ramble.

She can lose all the wight she wants,point is you cant polish a turd. You try and all your left with is corn and peanuts.

end of story
Posted by: zenman

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 01:59 PM

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Honestly, shes a tool...filthy whore or not.
A girl who does hair for my shoots in phoenix called me laughing last spring to tell me taryn thomas had been in to her salon and was raving about her being this "huge" porn star




Isn't there something absurd about calling yourself a "huge porn star"? Her mother is a physician back in Jersey and this is the best she can do. Way to make your family proud.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 02:06 PM

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Apparently lit up like a christmas tree and rambling to the point the girl doing her hair asked if she would take over her "do"
.....as apparently average hairstylists in scottsdale have not become accustomed to the porn starlet coke bender ramble.




Sounds like the e-coli is back.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 02:32 PM

Yeah its far fetched story to think she made an ass of herself and might have been lit up
yeah because drugs and porn starlets is the stuff science fiction is made of lol
clue in dude...
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 02:43 PM

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Yeah its far fetched story to think she made an ass of herself and might have been lit up
yeah because drugs and porn starlets is the stuff science fiction is made of lol
clue in dude...






Who are you talking to?

I was agreeing with you and Zen was calling Chub-Chub absurd.

Might want to clue in yourself, dude.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 02:57 PM

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Yeah its far fetched story to think she made an ass of herself and might have been lit up
yeah because drugs and porn starlets is the stuff science fiction is made of lol
clue in dude...




porn stars don't do drugs dude. it's an honorable career and it would be foolish for them to risk their status as famous pornstars by doing something as stupid as illegal narcotics. they're too smart for that. wise up dude.
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 04:36 PM

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A girl who does hair for my shoots in phoenix called me laughing last spring to tell me taryn thomas had been in to her salon and was raving about her being this "huge" porn star




That's why chub chub's face isn't in the pic. No room for her HUGE FUCKING EGO-FILLED DELUSIONAL HEAD.

P.s, Taryn. You still pig out at jerrys deli after your workout and it shows.
Posted by: JRV

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 06:53 PM

The body, tits & hair length could easily be hers, but I haven't seen her with that hair color in a porn shoot before. Someone who actually cares could compare it to other recent mypsace pictures.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 09:59 PM

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Ive got nothing against this whore one way or another, but she recently posted these pictures on myspace and I'm curious about what the group thinks:





where are these pics on her myspace? I can't find them. is this the profile you found them on?
Posted by: Monstar

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 10:43 PM

the album was there earlier...now it's gone...
Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/17/07 11:01 PM

uh..oh...she's on to us

hey taryn. how's it goin'?
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 02:12 AM

my bad i was instantly defensive assuming someone would stomp me for sharing my story of the hooters girl with arm-fat-bags.

but apparently she is loathed here .
my bad
im a tool, i apologize
Posted by: Willie D

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 02:39 AM

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my bad i was instantly defensive assuming someone would stomp me for sharing my story of the hooters girl with arm-fat-bags.

but apparently she is loathed here .
my bad
im a tool, i apologize



Why defensive? I know the Taryn who has been banned from beauty product conventions in Phoenix because she shows up wasted off her fat ass & glowers around, demanding free samples.

I just assumed a rich and successful pornwhore-prostitute would have enough money to afford cosmetics to make her crow's eyes somehow appealing to a potential john who wanted to pay $300 to jam his crank down her birth canal.

Shit, I feel like I'm channeling Hacksaw Hamilton...

I...WANNA HEAR FROM A SEX WORKER IN RANCHO BERNARDO...REACTION!!!!
Posted by: weeeee

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 10:14 AM

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the album was there earlier...now it's gone...




Yup, she deleted the myspace bulletin too within an hour after I posted the pictures.
Posted by: Conky

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 11:15 AM

Maybe Jersey Hacksin' tampered with Chub Chub's MySpace page purely so Chub Chub could tell everyone about XPT's vicious lies about her.

I am now uploading my new MySpace photos, where I'm apparently a 19 year old Mexican prostitute with badly enhanced jugs.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 09:08 PM

who books the grand beyond? (taryn)

i should degrade her something fierce in the name of the board.
a no-touch facial...something fucked up..i need to create a genre to degrade her
hmm


ohh new family guy is on .!
Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 09:37 PM

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who books the grand beyond? (taryn)

i should degrade her something fierce in the name of the board.
a no-touch facial...something fucked up..i need to create a genre to degrade her
hmm


ohh new family guy is on .!




this must be written in canadian because I don't know what the hell you are talking about.

Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 09:45 PM

your amusing...

now dance for me *throws loonie*
Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 09:57 PM

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your amusing...





my amusing what?

Posted by: JasonH

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 10:00 PM

Actually Taryn seems to be working for a local company in Phoenix these days.
http://www.mystiqueus.com/show.php?id=16

According to her reviews on the following site, she ain't charging $1600/hour for her services.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=100952
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 10:05 PM

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your amusing...





my amusing what?






how many times do i have to flush before you go away ?




anyways, thanks for the link..i think i may have found something to do sunday night in phoenix.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 10:08 PM

your dumm
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 10:28 PM

And i think you have a crush on me .

Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/18/07 10:43 PM

your rite.
Posted by: Marlin Fitzwater

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/19/07 09:44 AM

Taryn, SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING BOLT!
Posted by: Nugent

Re: new Taryn pictures - 11/22/07 10:58 AM

Everyone raise a glass, and then wipe the tear away from your eyes

Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/02/07 12:10 AM

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OK SO THIS IS FOR THE HATERS!

THANK YOU BECAUSE I LOST THE WIEGHT! THANK YOU BECAUSE YOUR OBVIOUSLY OBSESSED WITH ME AND CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME! FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOUR LAME AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE OTHER THAN SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND TALK SHIT. I feel bad for all of you.... KEEP TALKING SHIT BC IN THE END YOUR ONLY MAKING ME MORE FAMOUS AND MORE MONEY IN THE END HAHA









Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/02/07 12:06 PM

Ya think she would just crop out her double chin. ?
brutal.


Posted by: D.W.

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/02/07 07:45 PM

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KEEP TALKING SHIT BC IN THE END YOUR ONLY MAKING ME MORE FAMOUS AND MORE MONEY IN THE END HAHA





Is she admitting to being a whore here by saying she makes more money now. I know she isn't doing porn so she must be whoring.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/28/07 11:03 PM

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When I was 19 years old I had a abortion. Sad but true. And this time of year every year since I was 19 my life spins out of control. So I wanna take this time and get this off my chest once and for all.

So I wanna say Happy Birthday to the child I never had and who ever you would of been. I wonder would you have been a boy, girl, angel, angel of sin, tom girl, tom boy, cheerleader, dancing, genius, or a rebel running round like I was. Would you of had bright red hair and beautiful green eyes like me? Would you of hung out with all the boys and been just one of the guys like me? Or would you of been a boy? Unfortunately I never even got to know your sex. Never even got to see your eyes open. I wish I would had you. What I thought was a dream was as real as it seems I made a mistake. I made a million excuses as to why I could not have you at the time. And why you are not here with me now. Please accept my apologies.

I believe deep down inside I will see you one day in the heavens above. Or when I finally do decide to settle down you will come to me again and we will have the greatest family and life together. I am so sorry I had to do to you what I did.

The life I have now is no place for a child. But sometimes think you would've kept me more grounded, on track, but really the fear of being a mother is most likely the truth.

Anyways.... I just wanted to get this out there in the open. It has been troubling me a lot lately and I honestly just couldn't handle keeping it bottled up inside me any more so I finally had to let it out.

I am not against abortion. But I am nor am I for them. Next time I get pregnant weather it's on purpose or a accident. I am going to keep my child and if the Father doesn't want it then he can go to hell. I will take my child and we will make a life together.

So to end this. I made a mistake that will haunt me now for the rest of my life. I pay for the decision I made when I was 19 everyday of my life. I can still feel the pain of the baby being sucked out of me.

On this note I am sorry. Happy Birthday to my Baby I never knew. I will always love you and always have.

Please don't hate on this blog it is something very personal to me.





Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/28/07 11:57 PM

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When I was 19 years old I had a abortion. Sad but true. And this time of year every year since I was 19 my life spins out of control. So I wanna take this time and get this off my chest once and for all.

So I wanna say Happy Birthday to the child I never had and who ever you would of been. I wonder would you have been a boy, girl, angel, angel of sin, tom girl, tom boy, cheerleader, dancing, genius, or a rebel running round like I was. Would you of had bright red hair and beautiful green eyes like me? Would you of hung out with all the boys and been just one of the guys like me? Or would you of been a boy? Unfortunately I never even got to know your sex. Never even got to see your eyes open. I wish I would had you. What I thought was a dream was as real as it seems I made a mistake. I made a million excuses as to why I could not have you at the time. And why you are not here with me now. Please accept my apologies.

I believe deep down inside I will see you one day in the heavens above. Or when I finally do decide to settle down you will come to me again and we will have the greatest family and life together. I am so sorry I had to do to you what I did.

The life I have now is no place for a child. But sometimes think you would've kept me more grounded, on track, but really the fear of being a mother is most likely the truth.

Anyways.... I just wanted to get this out there in the open. It has been troubling me a lot lately and I honestly just couldn't handle keeping it bottled up inside me any more so I finally had to let it out.

I am not against abortion. But I am nor am I for them. Next time I get pregnant weather it's on purpose or a accident. I am going to keep my child and if the Father doesn't want it then he can go to hell. I will take my child and we will make a life together.

So to end this. I made a mistake that will haunt me now for the rest of my life. I pay for the decision I made when I was 19 everyday of my life. I can still feel the pain of the baby being sucked out of me.

On this note I am sorry. Happy Birthday to my Baby I never knew. I will always love you and always have.

Please don't hate on this blog it is something very personal to me.










She has too positive an attitude towards the non-child. He could've just as likely been another Hitler, Bundy, Gacy, Berkowitz, Ramirez etc. The list goes on.
Posted by: pinupmutant

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/29/07 11:16 PM

Aw, this makes me sad, you heartless sons of bitches. Poor thing.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/29/07 11:30 PM

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Aw, this makes me sad, you heartless sons of bitches. Poor thing.




it's the aborted baby that is without heart, not us. poor thing, indeed.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/30/07 12:50 AM

Walk down the street, see two women walking. One of them has already done this, it's a fact.
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/30/07 02:29 AM

If I were Ms. Lubben and were reading this, now would be the time I choose to introduce myself to Ms. Thomas.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/30/07 05:21 PM

trust me, that lady introduces herself to any porn chick with a myspace page.

apparently she is going to show her mug @ AEE and offer porn girls 'gifts' ....probably the false statistics she keeps harping.
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/30/07 08:41 PM

Yeah, I guessed that she targets anybody with the word "Porn Star"(or any similar word) in their profile. I also figured the messages were more than likely the same copy&pasted crap that most spammers with "Dear (insert name here)," added at the beginning to make it seem like it is specifically for the girl she is sending it to.

If I was her though, I would send to the messages to those who seemed to cry for something(help, love, what-have-you) rather than just sending the same xeroxed message to each and every person on the internet. People who seemed like they would be receptive to the message she gives, rather than being the porn world's equivalent of a door-to-door Jehovah's Witness handing out her copies of the Watchtower to people who are trying to sleep in on Saturday morning.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/30/07 09:03 PM

Quote:

apparently she is going to show her mug @ AEE and offer porn girls 'gifts' ....probably the false statistics she keeps harping.




I would like to go there and join in with Shelly's protests. I want to have a sign like the anti-abortion nuts do showing an aborted fetus, only I would like my sign to show a destroyed rectum. Does anyone have Mila's #?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: new Taryn pictures - 12/31/07 08:43 AM

I'm sorry ChubChub, you can't have this:
Quote:

I believe deep down inside I will see you one day in the heavens above. Or when I finally do decide to settle down you will come to me again and we will have the greatest family and life together.



followed immediately by this:
Quote:

I am so sorry I had to do to you what I did.



How can you possibly be so damned sorry for aborting that fœtus if you're not ready to give up the porn/prostitution life which you claim is so unhealthy for children, and contributed to your melancholy? I suppose we could go very high-minded with, "da mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo" from St. Augustine, but until you finally do decide to retire "Taryn Thomas" and begin some normal form of living, I don't really think you should get the benefit of the doubt here.



Quote:

Please don't hate on this blog it is something very personal to me.



If you're seriously this despondent over your abortion, you should quit writing about it to the public and get some therapy, and get out of the situation that made you so despondent.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/03/08 08:30 AM

Well, she still is chubalicious. Hope she sees a therapist for the abortion issues.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/03/08 01:08 PM

Back in early 2006, Pariah had this nightmare-of-a-whore's life and substance (or lack of it) sized up and packaged to a fucking margin of error of .000000001%.....seriously, I remember one February evening in 2006 when Mr. Pariah forecast and descibed in HD (several years before HD was in vogue) what her "chubragon lady"-like life is now, um..... like.

WHere is Pariah lately, that man's presence and input is always a fucke dup breath of fresh air. Does he Know Melly Mel L is in Manhattan downing some clam chowder?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/03/08 01:15 PM

Quote:

Does he Know Melly Mel L is in Manhattan downing some clam chowder?




She has female "clients", too?
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/14/08 12:00 AM


the latest from chubchub. drama with derek, "luckily enough money from bodymiracle" and more!
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/14/08 01:22 AM

That sucks about what Derek Hay is doing to her but at least she's owning up about Bodymiracle and admitting what everyone has known about for the past year.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/14/08 05:37 AM

Quote:

But I had enough money in the bank from dancing and my Body Miracle tours to pay everything.




I wonder how the ADT retards will take the news after they defended her honour so aggressively?
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/14/08 07:30 AM

There won't be as much honor defending, Arin whatever the fuck his name was got banned for overzealousing defending Teagan's honor last month.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/14/08 08:03 AM

My guess is that they'll assume that we made the whole thing up just to fuck with them. But let's go straight to the scene to find out:

Taryn Thomas --- Kickin' da Truth to Today's Youth




I'm sure they're going to have to take Ãœberfanboi Arin away in a straightjacket. You know he still lurks religiously.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/14/08 09:12 AM

Man, they've become waaaayyyy too predictable:

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/14/08 03:17 PM

Insert fan video a la Chris Cocker (sic) about here, please.

"LEAVE TARYN ALONE!"


Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/23/08 01:29 AM



Out of boredom I decided to check BodyMiracle.com. Chasey Lain will be in Boston in a few days if anyone has $10 and some meth.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/23/08 01:32 AM

tater mitts, Pope V, tater mitts.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/29/08 06:10 PM

Quote:

tater mitts, Pope V, tater mitts.




actually tater mitts could be my new fav phrase


ive got something classic worked up for next month in regards to this all, ill do you proud.

cryptic but i cannot spill the tater mitts , beans...just yet
Posted by: static

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/29/08 08:31 PM

Being that Taryn is fat now I wonder if she will discount her rate.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/29/08 08:46 PM

i seriously wonder how much it would take for me to convince her to do a scene wearing tater mitts?

any guesses....i should make a project of this
Posted by: k1ng

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/29/08 08:48 PM

Update

Taryn - I'm back down to 115 pounds!!!

prostitution does the body good









Posted by: ranathan

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/29/08 08:56 PM

king you are starting to remind of a dirty oven rack
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/29/08 08:57 PM

Quote:

Being that Taryn is fat now I wonder if she will discount her rate.




Hell no, she charges by the pound.
Posted by: ranathan

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/29/08 09:01 PM

ZING POW KABLAM




hey vin ..... HEEEEEEEEYoooooooooooooooooo
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/29/08 09:04 PM

I missed it. Could someone post a link to a thumbnail or a preview page where Taryn is commonly accepted to have been at the top of her game?
Posted by: ranathan

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/29/08 09:05 PM

hey fladornyo, zip it
Posted by: Paradise Lost

Re: new Taryn pictures - 02/29/08 09:18 PM

I gotta admit for a 30+ yr old woman she's still cute.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/01/08 07:05 AM

Quote:

I gotta admit for a 30+ yr old woman she's still cute.




I thought she was 26 to 28 at most. Anyone have pics of her from her thin/lightspeed web site days?
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/01/08 07:23 AM

Quote:

ZING POW KABLAM




hey vin ..... HEEEEEEEEYoooooooooooooooooo




You're great when you're drunk. Drink more often.
Posted by: Hyde

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/13/08 06:44 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I gotta admit for a 30+ yr old woman she's still cute.




I thought she was 26 to 28 at most. Anyone have pics of her from her thin/lightspeed web site days?




She turns 25 in May. Say what you will... "Chub Chub" is still thinner than 80% of the heifers yooz douchebags go home to every night.





From '04...



Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/13/08 12:26 PM

Quote:

"Chub Chub" is still thinner than 80% of the heifers yooz douchebags go home to every night.







And, CL isn't, Hyde??


Posted by: Hyde

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/13/08 11:46 PM

Quote:

Quote:

"Chub Chub" is still thinner than 80% of the heifers yooz douchebags go home to every night.







And, CL isn't, Hyde??







Point well made. Truth is I just like picking on her. I also felt a little bad immediately after posting this for implying that anyone's significant other was a heifer. I'm sure yall got some fineass bitches at home.
Posted by: ranathan

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/13/08 11:58 PM

I think that if your name was billiam clyde people would like you better
Posted by: Hyde

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/14/08 12:27 AM

Quote:

I think that if your name was billiam clyde people would like you better




Who the fuck doesn't like me?
Posted by: ranathan

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/14/08 12:31 AM

jew tell me champ
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/14/08 04:38 PM

Quote:

I think that if your name was billiam clyde people would like you better




Would that mean he's related to Fatty?
Posted by: ranathan

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/14/08 04:40 PM

swing and a miss jim
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/14/08 04:53 PM

Most people related to me are quite popular.






Though not mentioning their misfortune might aid in keeping them popular.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: new Taryn pictures - 03/29/08 12:33 AM

http://insydetarynblog.com/2008/03/26/random-pictures.aspx



she looks like britney
Posted by: pretty

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 03/29/08 12:44 AM

Quote:

If she would concentrate on this she wouldn't be having any weight issues.







best diet tip ever
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 03/31/08 02:51 PM

Chub Chub need cash$$$

Quote:



WHAT CITY DO YOU WANNA SEE ME IN NEXT AND MORE!

Hey All,

I am doing this to see what city you would like to see me in next mainly for feature dancing.

But I would also like to see what city you would like to see me in personally and have some quality time with. Since I am planing a major tour of the country in the next upcoming months. All apts would have to be pre booked as well, or your city will not happen. Also I may have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST with me.

So please let me know either way. Please post on here as follows

*Quality*

*Feature*

Thanks Again,

Taryn

As always for bookings on a more personal level w/ me you can always email booktaryn@aol.com




http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4994259&blogID=372646359
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 03/31/08 03:02 PM

Quote:

...Also I may have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST with me.





Mama Chub-Chub?
Posted by: static

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 03/31/08 11:35 PM

Quote:

Quote:

...Also I may have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST with me.





Mama Chub-Chub?




lol, I was thinking the special friend is a 300lb guy who will punk the adt fan boy out of his $1600 that was for quality time.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 04/01/08 02:33 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

...Also I may have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST with me.





Mama Chub-Chub?




lol, I was thinking the special friend is a 300lb guy who will punk the adt fan boy out of his $1600 that was for quality time.






Taryn! We've been found out!!
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 08/28/08 11:29 PM

blog


Quote:

Ok so my brother has been staying with me here in NJ as well. Originally I thought he would be able to shoot scenes and could be the main male talent on the milf site. But the first scene he tried to shoot he couldn't get his dick hard. Sucks for him. He was a little butt hurt for about 2 days. But he's better now. I told him I'd give him another shot and he can try and bang another milf. But would have to take the little blue pill. We'll see what happens. On to other things.


Posted by: Newports

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 08/28/08 11:52 PM

I love Taryn, chubby or not.
Posted by: Outback Whack

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/02/08 06:58 AM

Quote:

blog


Quote:

Ok so my brother has been staying with me here in NJ as well. Originally I thought he would be able to shoot scenes and could be the main male talent on the milf site. But the first scene he tried to shoot he couldn't get his dick hard. Sucks for him. He was a little butt hurt for about 2 days. But he's better now. I told him I'd give him another shot and he can try and bang another milf. But would have to take the little blue pill. We'll see what happens. On to other things.







I hope that Taryn has now realised the cruel and heartless error that she made in the choice of her brother's first MILF and rectifies it for the next shoot. It is painfully obvious that she needs to acknowledge the reason her gawky little brother was inspired to a career in porn and next time team him up with a MILF that embraces and satisfies that awkward teenage inspiration - that is a MILF that bears an uncanny resemblance to big sis.

Either that or a tranny.
Posted by: Whoppercock

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/02/08 01:51 PM

Quote:






That is a phenomenal picture! Where does it come from?
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/02/08 10:58 PM

Quote:

[MILF that embraces and satisfies that awkward teenage inspiration - that is a MILF that bears an uncanny resemblance to big sis.




If Taryn Thomas was my big sis I would so do her.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/03/08 08:00 AM

Since her family blames all their problems on bacterial infections, I assumed the cunt would attribute his non-wood to the listerosis outbreak in Canada.


Quote:

Public health officials have raised to 12 the number of deaths involving listeriosis, the food-borne illness at the heart of a nation-wide recall of meat products.


According to a statement released by the Public Health Agency of Canada Monday, the latest death occurred in Ontario, where the number of deaths in which Listeria monocytogenes was the underlying or contributing cause is now 10.




http://www.phac-aspc.gc.ca/alert-alerte/listeria/listeria_2008-eng.php
Posted by: IWAdult

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 09/03/08 01:18 PM

Quote:

Quote:






That is a phenomenal picture! Where does it come from?




Is she searching for a big mac?
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 10/07/08 02:41 PM

Jondra.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/13/11 03:49 PM

Chub Chub gets all "Monica" on her ex. Tritone will NOT like this:

http://yfrog.com/20zkuz
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/13/11 04:06 PM

Such hurtful words! I will never ever say anything bad about Taryn again.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/13/11 04:32 PM

Isn't she a dago?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/13/11 08:31 PM

I'd call her a wop, cuz she prolly don't got papers.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/14/11 05:34 AM

The fanbois at ADT are confused (and censored). Interesting read in Taryn-thread.


Edit to add:
Quote:

Either way I shouldn't have used the word (nigger, fs) as the girl I was speaking about is only half black and I am partially black myself due to my Italian heritage.




source
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/14/11 08:10 AM

Wow, now this is fucking amazing.:)

Also, ADT IR squad/PC police reminds me of the Spanish Inquisition.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/14/11 08:23 AM

Chub chub posted some lying bullshit over there this morning which she claims is her last word on the matter. We shall see whether the whore can keep her word.
Posted by: delanoojos

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/14/11 08:30 AM

I remember seeing that fuck stick coffe ron or something like that from the Slap Happy series, she is a very good whore.Didnt mind getting smacked inthe face,but when she had to gobble is sperm,she was gagging
Posted by: cqd

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/14/11 11:29 AM

Quote:

I am partially black myself due to my Italian heritage.





Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/14/11 04:26 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I am partially black myself due to my Italian heritage.










true romance nigger scene
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/19/11 02:16 PM

Chub Chub is incorrect. Her flaw lies in how niggers and degos are greasy. Spearchuckers are greasy because we use tons of jerry-curl on our heads. Wops are greasy because they pour olive oil on everything, and it seeps out of their armpits as b.o. Hell, look at the jabonees on that Jersey Shore show.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/20/13 03:50 PM

bump

Is Taryn back?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/20/13 04:23 PM

I seen they made a big deal about her being on Chaturbate a few months ago. I watched, then left when she was sitting around signing dvds for guys that were tipping X amount. No clue if she is shooting any thing.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/20/13 05:39 PM

Only thing she's shooting is Easy Cheese on a cracker.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/20/13 07:09 PM

^^^You funny fucker.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/21/13 04:55 AM

eh, too bad. she was good at her job. she might transition to the bbw jondra if all goes well.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/25/13 09:18 PM

Assuming anyone would hire her. Wasn't she too hung over to show up on set 72 times in a row?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/25/13 09:34 PM

Cool story. Got links?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/25/13 09:44 PM

I believe it was posted in the first page or two of this very thread.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/25/13 09:59 PM

Cool I'll check it out tomorrow
Posted by: pariah

Re: new Taryn pictures - 10/14/13 01:59 AM

I miss smelly Melly

Originally Posted By: Da Burglar
Back in early 2006, Pariah had this nightmare-of-a-whore's life and substance (or lack of it) sized up and packaged to a fucking margin of error of .000000001%.....seriously, I remember one February evening in 2006 when Mr. Pariah forecast and descibed in HD (several years before HD was in vogue) what her "chubragon lady"-like life is now, um..... like.

WHere is Pariah lately, that man's presence and input is always a fucke dup breath of fresh air. Does he Know Melly Mel L is in Manhattan downing some clam chowder? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/14/15 06:40 PM

up-to-date rates - body rubs and 'companionship'

Body Rubs

30 Minute Rub $100
45 Minute Rub $150
60 Minute Rub $200
90 Minute Rub $250
120 Minute Rub $300

the rest @
The Servicey Link
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/15/15 12:59 AM

If I had the money, I would drop the $375, for the special she ran, to plow her for an hour. Multiple pops of course. I dropped a lot of seed to her back in my VideoBox days.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/15/15 04:02 PM

She did great anal back in the day.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/15/15 06:35 PM

she was the bomb at Amateur Allure.
Posted by: windsock

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 01/20/15 12:15 PM

She is very pretty and I've seen her get sexually humiliated several times.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/17/15 12:38 PM

You can catch her on this cam service - 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 9775933
Posted by: windsock

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/17/15 08:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
You can catch her on this cam service - 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 9775933


What is the best time to call, do you reckon? Please answer in EST. masturbanana
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/18/15 09:46 AM

I believe she lives in Arizona. If you were to call her in the early evening her time, 8pm EST, you might catch her fresh, before the whorecamming depresses her.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/18/15 06:27 PM

Rina and her whole family still live somewhere around here. She got kicked out of her rental in Fountain Hills. She's renting an apartment at the corner of Via Ventura and Hayden Rd. in Scottsdale. Across the street from a health club. Maybe flabby ass ChubChub can get in shape and start whoring again.
Posted by: windsock

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/18/15 09:13 PM

'Paris, Texas' is a very fine film.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/19/15 07:50 AM

My my, our Chub Chub has been bust the last few years. Seems she moved in with a sibling after she got kicked out of Fountain Hills, rang up a $45k federal tax lien for her "business venture" with Eva Angelina, and was recently placed on probation for a "dangerous drug violation" conviction.

Maybe she'll get to meet Jodi Arias when she doing her time at the Estrella Jail. Bring lube, Chub Chub.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/23/16 04:46 PM

Well...you knew this was coming:

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/24/16 01:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D
Well...you knew this was coming:



Her cam whoring was terrible. Unless she does a lot of meth between now and May 27, I don't think I'm very interested. I'd rather remember her young and fit, eating Lackwood's bunghole for money.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/24/16 06:02 PM

She probably won't do anal if she returns, given her torn butthole issues. That might be a deal-killer for the potential fan base.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 12/15/16 02:37 AM

Looks like ChubChub's car got impounded by the police on the local Indian reservation. And I'd take bets on whether or not this "pulmonary embolism" is just another iteration of Jenny Padover cancer.

Posted by: windsock

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 12/19/16 05:02 AM

All that gagging pornography couldn't have done that embolism any favors. ::
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/13/17 12:26 PM

A longtime lurker sent me the link to this clip. Apparently, it's "Movie Night" at the Love Ranch. I've got a couple of questions:


1) Does "Movie Night" entail hours and hours of Chub Chub Love and Portly Porn?

2) If she's the least hideous ho in the house, how the Hell do they stay in business?

3) Marcus, Marcus, Marcus???



Somehow, I think the answer to Question No. 2 involves the answer to Question No. 3. sportswami
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/13/17 09:54 PM

Someone needs to deliver a basketball size rock of meth to that joint, and in 3-4 months, they will have some whores under a buck eighty.
Posted by: windsock

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 02/21/17 10:35 AM

My most favorite Taryn Thomas pornography was a blowbang type situation. Brian Surewood pinched her nostrils shut and she reacted "DON'T PLUG UP MY NOSE!" I nut at that point. ::
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 04/30/17 11:10 AM

Looks like our little Chub Chub is headed back to prison, this time after pleading guilty to prostitution in the Phoenix area. My source tells me she was offered a plea deal that involved a diversionary program and probation, but she was such a cunt in court the judge nixed the plea deal and will be doing a month starting June 1st. Maybe fatso Rina can reconnect with some of her old cellmates.

Her Twatter account further reports that she's out partying with her mother and brother. Nice wholesome family there. If you plug her last name into the Arizona Supreme Court website, the arrests are aplenty.

Thasnks for reading, Chub Chub. I know you do.
Posted by: windsock

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 04/30/17 11:58 AM

Were you ever Taryn's trick or have you ever masturbated to her pornography? She did wonderful gagging scenes. If I ever get the opportunity to buy sex services from her I'd definitely ask her "How much to make you gag on my dick?" ::
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 04/30/17 04:53 PM

No and no.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 06/07/17 04:24 PM

Chub Chub started her prison term a few days ago. Mugshot:



Too bad they already dismantled Tent City. Out in that 105F heat, ol' Chub Chub might have shed some pounds.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 06/07/17 08:10 PM

Why do I hear the theme song from The Sopranos when I look at that pic?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 06/08/17 04:11 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Why do I hear the theme song from The Sopranos when I look at that pic?
I assume you're referring to the "blue moon in your eye" phrase.

For the uninitiated, here's the complete spoken-word version by The Alabama 3 Clicky here.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 06/08/17 04:21 PM

No, I was just commenting on how Jersey Shore she looks as an adult. Like one of those reality shows Mob Wives or Real Housewives of NJ.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 06/09/17 11:19 PM

With her Eye-talian last name, I can understand the sentiment. laugh
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 04/23/18 03:54 PM

Could Taryn be planning a comeback? This is a picture from late 2017.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 04/23/18 04:44 PM

Quoted from her website: "Taryn prefers to express herself abstractly rather than figuratively...."



This is quite abstract... laugh

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 04/26/18 08:59 AM

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Could Taryn be planning a comeback? This is a picture from late 2017.



Could that be any more overexposed? There have to be better ways to hide cottage cheese.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 04/27/18 08:57 PM

Some weird instagram filter effect
Posted by: El Kabong

Re: Taryn Thoms vs. chub chub - 05/15/18 09:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D
Quoted from her website: "Taryn prefers to express herself abstractly rather than figuratively...."



This is quite abstract... laugh



Fuck yeah Willie D, you still da man! jam