Well, maybe she doesn't have to eat...anything else.
I consider this a major tactical error on the part of Booble, who are finally getting their name out there, and drawing a little attention to their topless news minute or whatever it's called. Call me crazy, but I'm not hitching my wagon to Lisa and Al Goldstein unless I need to be pulled up a hill.
Now come on guys - at least she's enthusiastic. I find her scenes to be downright nasty (in the good way) and always strokeworthy. Is there any other porno girl that reminds you more of the drunk soccer mom gone slut on the company picnic?
I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!
She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!
Quote: I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!
She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!
Dude, I challenge you to post for one week without mentioning race, IR, etc...
Quote: I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!
She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!
Dude, I challenge you to post for one week without mentioning race, IR, etc...
I only mention it here to contrast her with the other Booble contender, Vicky Vette -- who in addition to having never done IR, might actually be a true racist as well.
(...and to think I was actually a big fan of Vette at one time. I suppose ignorace is bliss in some cases)
Quote: I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!
She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!
Again, any man who calls a male porn performer a stud = Since we know you are a homosexual, you can drop the angry black act.
Quote: I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!
She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!
Dude, I challenge you to post for one week without mentioning race, IR, etc...
I only mention it here to contrast her with the other Booble contender, Vicky Vette -- who in addition to having never done IR, might actually be a true racist as well.
(...and to think I was actually a big fan of Vette at one time. I suppose ignorace is bliss in some cases)
Again, any man who calls a male porn performer a stud = Since we know you are a homosexual, you can drop the angry black act.
I'm not sure where you are getting these "rules" from, but calling another guy a stud is simply a way to compliment his virility and sexual presence. I doesn't mean you want to be with him.
Its also just another way to refer to the male performer in a sex scene. He is the stud since he is giving the dick to the girl!
Again, any man who calls a male porn performer a stud = Since we know you are a homosexual, you can drop the angry black act.
I'm not sure where you are getting these "rules" from, but calling another guy a stud is simply a way to compliment his virility and sexual presence. I doesn't mean you want to be with him.
Its also just another way to refer to the male performer in a sex scene. He is the stud since he is giving the dick to the girl!
God her eyes are so dead and you can see the void inside her, almost as if the Uncle who paid her 5 bucks to play with her overdeveloped tits when she was 12 bought her soul too....
How can Jimmie "JJ" Walker afford her ridiculous escort rates???
I wonder if she could be paid in beef or cold cuts?????
Quote: I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!
She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!
Jesus G-yeah Fucking Christ.
SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP...FANBOI!
Quote: I only mention it here to contrast her with the other Booble contender, Vicky Vette -- who in addition to having never done IR, might actually be a true racist as well.
Isn't that special? A race-fueled porno fanboi dipshit accusing others of being racist?
Would it matter much to the "star" fucker client? I'm sure that at least 75% of the appeal is the "star" thing. At her skinniest she was/ is still a pig.
And Cracker Barrel...is there even a Cracker Barrel in LA? Or any major city?
There is no Cracker Barrel further West than Boise, so no, no Cracker Barrel in Los Angeles. Your loss. I reject your definitions of "major city" if it wouldn't include metropolitan areas as large as Chicago and Dallas-Fort Worth, which is the third and fourth largest in America and each of them home to Cracker Barrel.
There's Cracker Barrels in upstate New York and New Jersey as well, if you get out of Manhattan.
There is a great Cracker Barrel when you enter the states from my region , just outside of Ft Drum. Soooo many humungous people. I fucking stuffed my face.
Cracker Barrel is definitely a suburban phenomenon, and furthermore it's road food. You'd have to have been prowling the Interstate highways. The Cracker Barrels in DFW are in Arlington and Fort Worth. The Chicagoland Cracker Barrels are in Waukegan, Naperville, and Joliet.
Cracker Barrel has taken up the market space which was occupied by Stuckey's when I was a kid. It's like a Stuckey's with much better food.
Cracker Barrel has great Christmas ornaments. Frequented it on the road feature dancing. I still don't understand why Lisa Sparxxx wouldn't ask for gift cards to nicer restaurants. I mean, aren't those places you eat when there's no other option?
I just love how it's veered into a conversation about Cracker Barrel, or CB, as it's apparently known here.
I think Chili's and Friday's and that ilk survive on their atmosphere that you're at a party...or something like that. The upbeatness of the servers, the sports on the big screens. That kind of bullshit. It's like at my bank. They've run in a new crew of youngish sort of cuties. With the phony flirtiness of a drive thru coffee skank. I hate it because it is so fucking phony and designed to garner tips. I've been around whores, strippers, wife swappers enough to see right through it and all it does is piss me off.
Would it matter much to the "star" fucker client? I'm sure that at least 75% of the appeal is the "star" thing. At her skinniest she was/ is still a pig.
Yes. No, not exactly. She was a whore I saw in an Andrew Blake flick once and Blake generally doesn't do special interest body types, so she looked more like this and roughly on the level Jayden Jaymes is now:
Cracker Barrel has great Christmas ornaments. Frequented it on the road feature dancing. I still don't understand why Lisa Sparxxx wouldn't ask for gift cards to nicer restaurants. I mean, aren't those places you eat when there's no other option?
She's asking random mopes abroad for shit, Gia. Of course she's going to go for something more far-reaching. I doubt Bono-One is going to go out of his way to get her a gift card for Jay-Rock's Ice Kitchen or Gerado's Porcelain Eatery when he can just pick up a Darden Gift Card on his fifteen minute banana and ham sammich break.
Yes. No, not exactly. She was a whore I saw in an Andrew Blake flick once and Blake generally doesn't do special interest body types, so she looked more like this and roughly on the level Jayden Jaymes is now:
The first time I saw her was one of the first "My First Sex Teacher" things. She wasn't a knock out, but her looks were more in line with what you'd expect a teacher who fucks one of their students to look like. I know that's not the point of porn, but whatever. Plus she had huge tittay's and there silicone free. As she started putting on the pounds, it was only a matter of time before humans stopped finding her attractive, and the animals at the zoo would take notice. Now she is full on nagger bait.
That's not a bad idea as the two have a business relationship going as it is. Lisa "directed" Brandon in this blockbuster, multiple award-winning title:
I fucked Lisa Sparxxx three years ago after contacting her through her web site and asking if I could be in one of her amateur videos. The scene was shot in a really sleazy motel on the west side of Manhattan, not far from MSG. I'm not a porn star, I'm just an average Joe. I was so excited to bang her but it was a disappointment. She was much bigger than she appeared in the videos I'd jerked off to. Plus she smelled like unwashed ass. I couldn't cum due to the combination of butt stench and the fact that ginormous black dude cameraman was practically on top of me in that tiny ass room so we faked an internal pop.
I fucked Lisa Sparxxx three years ago after contacting her through her web site and asking if I could be in one of her amateur videos. The scene was shot in a really sleazy motel on the west side of Manhattan, not far from MSG. I'm not a porn star, I'm just an average Joe. I was so excited to bang her but it was a disappointment. She was much bigger than she appeared in the videos I'd jerked off to. Plus she smelled like unwashed ass. I couldn't cum due to the combination of butt stench and the fact that ginormous black dude cameraman was practically on top of me in that tiny ass room so we faked an internal pop.
Crossed eyes and and an extra 35 pounds can be quite a letdown, but throw in butt stench and Ahmed Johnson and it's all downhill from there.
I fucked Lisa Sparxxx three years ago after contacting her through her web site and asking if I could be in one of her amateur videos. The scene was shot in a really sleazy motel on the west side of Manhattan, not far from MSG. I'm not a porn star, I'm just an average Joe. I was so excited to bang her but it was a disappointment. She was much bigger than she appeared in the videos I'd jerked off to. Plus she smelled like unwashed ass. I couldn't cum due to the combination of butt stench and the fact that ginormous black dude cameraman was practically on top of me in that tiny ass room so we faked an internal pop.
So, was that $2,000 well spent sir? No fear, I'd gladly do the same.
ah man, what a nauseating topic/scene/image/concept/fucking crying shame (as Bornyo said)!
WTF...what is wrong with people? 2 grand would get you a long long long way with some young, refreshing, truly hott fresh sluts up in Montreal....get on the damn plane man! or even the fucking bus, just get out of Manhattan and head north to where French is all you see and hear, and wave that 2 grand around in a strip club....you;ll forget all about lisa turdlayer...yechh blechhh
I think there's at least a little bit of heroism mixed in with all the shame of that story. He didn't have to regale us with that sordid tale, but he bared his soul and shared the horrid story at the expense of any pride he could possibly carry after that dreadful day. I mean, here's a man that faced Lisa Sparxx on her own playing field and braved the butt stench and the overgrown Black Cameraman. This man displayed amazing courage while under fire.
I think we should address Meat_Pison as Sir Meat_Piston or Mr. Meat_Piston from here on out.
I think there's at least a little bit of heroism mixed in with all the shame of that story. He didn't have to regale us with that sordid tale, but he bared his soul and shared the horrid story at the expense of any pride he could possibly carry after that dreadful day. I mean, here's a man that faced Lisa Sparxx on her own playing field and braved the butt stench and the overgrown Black Cameraman. This man displayed amazing courage while under fire.
I think we should address Meat_Pison as Sir Meat_Piston or Mr. Meat_Piston from here on out.
So you're seeing a sort of Crocodile Hunter of the group.
I've certainly been there more times than I can count as far as a fatty goes. But the lack of hygiene thing is a new wrinkle. How fucking stupid can she be?
We need a wall of heroes for the mope squad, gold stars mounted on a plain marble wall, perhaps to honor the unsung heroes facing the brutality of buttstench, extra rolls of flesh that should never be parted, yogurt-laced meat tacos. For what? For God, King and Country? No, for that precious 10 minute amateur loop.
We need a wall of heroes for the mope squad, gold stars mounted on a plain marble wall, perhaps to honor the unsung heroes facing the brutality of buttstench, extra rolls of flesh that should never be parted, yogurt-laced meat tacos. For what? For God, King and Country? No, for that precious 10 minute amateur loop.
Should there be a female version? Let's face it, for every unsung hero in that postion there's 200 ready to take his place...whereas every female in the same scenario gets to meet 30 ex-cons in a Van Nuys warehouse without fanfare.
I think there's at least a little bit of heroism mixed in with all the shame of that story. He didn't have to regale us with that sordid tale, but he bared his soul and shared the horrid story at the expense of any pride he could possibly carry after that dreadful day. I mean, here's a man that faced Lisa Sparxx on her own playing field and braved the butt stench and the overgrown Black Cameraman. This man displayed amazing courage while under fire.
I think we should address Meat_Pison as Sir Meat_Piston or Mr. Meat_Piston from here on out.
So you're seeing a sort of Crocodile Hunter of the group.
I've certainly been there more times than I can count as far as a fatty goes. But the lack of hygiene thing is a new wrinkle. How fucking stupid can she be?
See, Barry gets it.
While it's generally easier to laugh at their misfortune you gotta at least set a day aside each year to toast your drink to the guy that just says "fuck it" and goes all in with reckless abandon. While Sir Meat Piston, or Lord Stench as some would say, may have failed at his objective, he still saw a large amorphous blob laying spread eagle sorrounded by a gag-inducing green mist, and he put his head down and went all in. I'd like to think that the Evil Knievels and George Pattons of this world would have done the same thing.
We need a wall of heroes for the mope squad, gold stars mounted on a plain marble wall, perhaps to honor the unsung heroes facing the brutality of buttstench, extra rolls of flesh that should never be parted, yogurt-laced meat tacos. For what? For God, King and Country? No, for that precious 10 minute amateur loop.
Should there be a female version? Let's face it, for every unsung hero in that postion there's 200 ready to take his place...whereas every female in the same scenario gets to meet 30 ex-cons in a Van Nuys warehouse without fanfare.
Blue star for bad anal; Gold star for taking it on the chin during a blowbang. Pour L'Merite for surviving a bukakke.
Around baseball clubhouses, this would be known as the "slump buster." When the team is on a losing streak, one guy volunteers to fuck the fattest, most disgusting groupie that hangs around the stadium, in the hopes of turning his team's fortunes.
Barry, she's one of those fat, ugly bitches like Sara Jay. You know the kind who get sort of popular because they go into porn with zero limits. They'll get ass fucked by a prison bus full of coons on their third shoot, not because they're such good whores, but because that's what they have to do to get work.
Zero limits is a major selling point. It's like a reverse Sasha Grey. I'm sure the brain trust that ran her organization will have you believe that she was the shit because of her philosophizing jabbering, when in reality it was just that she had no limits.
Barry, she's one of those fat, ugly bitches like Sara Jay. You know the kind who get sort of popular because they go into porn with zero limits. They'll get ass fucked by a prison bus full of coons on their third shoot, not because they're such good whores, but because that's what they have to do to get work.
Sara Jay is getting long in the tooth but has yet to do anal. Will she succumb to the likes of Adriano or Brian Pumper for the right amount of cash? I guess she still has limits.
Cracker Barrel is definitely a suburban phenomenon, and furthermore it's road food. You'd have to have been prowling the Interstate highways. The Cracker Barrels in DFW are in Arlington and Fort Worth. The Chicagoland Cracker Barrels are in Waukegan, Naperville, and Joliet.
Cracker Barrel has taken up the market space which was occupied by Stuckey's when I was a kid. It's like a Stuckey's with much better food.
RA.... I ate at a Cracker Barrel for the first time about a month ago an hour out of Detroit. I ate so much good food that I wanted to sleep in my car as if I had slammed a bottle of Irish Whiskey.
I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!
She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!
Don't be a moron....I don't post much....but why do you have to make every thread IR. Do me a favor....go to YouTube and type in "Bugs Bunny what a maroon". Not moron but maroon. Then get back to me.
Some things are just constants, and they're to be accepted. It's like knowing that you believe in evolution and the Big Bang Theory, though you really don't know how the Universe began because, really, no one truly knows, but you accept it because it made more sense than the other theories you learned when you were young, but it's been so long, you quit thinking about them and just accept it. That's how I feel about Tritone's obsession with IR.
RA.... I ate at a Cracker Barrel for the first time about a month ago an hour out of Detroit. I ate so much good food that I wanted to sleep in my car as if I had slammed a bottle of Irish Whiskey.
That's the challenge of America. So much good, stick-to-your-ribs food available for a good price. Cracker Barrel is such a wonderful family restaurant. I was just looking at their menu, too, pining away for a dinner of chicken and dumplings, turnip greens and corn. Living overseas it's odd the little things that get a guy homesick. In Singapore I practically had an erection when I stumbled across a supermarket that carried Old Bay crab seasoning.
Just stay away from the Bullhead Clap....and you might be alright.
Those reports on the antibiotic-proof STDs are chilling. I may have to start wrapping that rascal, after 30 years of barebacking it and never once being shot down.