Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat

Posted by: k1ng

Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/03/07 09:28 PM

Congrats to Lisa for winning 5 g's in Booble's "Girl of the Year" contest. WTF is booble anyway? My homegirl Gianna got fukkin' robbed!



All U Can Eat Buffets beware!
Posted by: Charlie Malloy

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/03/07 09:33 PM

Well, maybe she doesn't have to eat...anything else.

I consider this a major tactical error on the part of Booble, who are finally getting their name out there, and drawing a little attention to their topless news minute or whatever it's called. Call me crazy, but I'm not hitching my wagon to Lisa and Al Goldstein unless I need to be pulled up a hill.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/03/07 09:44 PM

Gianna Michaels '08!


Posted by: Conky

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/04/07 12:59 PM

Charlie's right. The last thing Sparxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx needs to do is eat.
Posted by: covertperv

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/04/07 11:22 PM

I never really cared for the "They've fallen and can't get up" look.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/05/07 08:29 AM

Now come on guys - at least she's enthusiastic. I find her scenes to be downright nasty (in the good way) and always strokeworthy. Is there any other porno girl that reminds you more of the drunk soccer mom gone slut on the company picnic?
Posted by: papercut

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/05/07 12:28 PM

Quote:

Is there any other porno girl that reminds you more of the drunk soccer mom gone slut on the company picnic?




Thankfully, no. She needs to be limited to the BBW genre.
Posted by: jim dangle

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/05/07 03:18 PM

She's just fattening up her belly so she can rest her big titties on them. helps relieve some of that pressure on her back.
Posted by: Charlie Malloy

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/05/07 03:19 PM

Quote:

She's just fattening up her belly so she can rest her big titties on them. helps relieve some of that pressure on her back.




This is the most reasonable thing I've heard today.
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/10/07 08:52 PM

It would be nice if Lisa became best friends with Naomi Russell and, through mutual encouragement, their eating habits reach a median of normalcy.

Would also make a heck of a reality show.

Posted by: GUAPO

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/11/07 05:06 PM

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Gianna Michaels '08!







in my mind this is the photograph on gianna drivers license.
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/11/07 08:43 PM

Posted by: Gunker

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/11/07 09:06 PM

Quote:






Is she getting bigger through the course of this thread?

Also, is she on a mission to single-handedly solve African famine?

Posted by: pumphog74

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/12/07 02:01 PM

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what beetlejuice would look like were he a normal size man.

and since when is fat girls in porn hot?
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/12/07 02:54 PM

I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!

She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!
Posted by: Handful

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/12/07 03:05 PM

Quote:

I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!

She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!





Dude, I challenge you to post for one week without mentioning race, IR, etc...
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/12/07 03:29 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!

She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!





Dude, I challenge you to post for one week without mentioning race, IR, etc...




I only mention it here to contrast her with the other Booble contender, Vicky Vette -- who in addition to having never done IR, might actually be a true racist as well.

(...and to think I was actually a big fan of Vette at one time. I suppose ignorace is bliss in some cases)


Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/12/07 03:33 PM

Quote:

I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!

She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!




Again, any man who calls a male porn performer a stud = Since we know you are a homosexual, you can drop the angry black act.
Posted by: Handful

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/12/07 03:36 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!

She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!





Dude, I challenge you to post for one week without mentioning race, IR, etc...




I only mention it here to contrast her with the other Booble contender, Vicky Vette -- who in addition to having never done IR, might actually be a true racist as well.

(...and to think I was actually a big fan of Vette at one time. I suppose ignorace is bliss in some cases)







You just lost that one in under thirty minutes.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/12/07 03:57 PM

Quote:


Again, any man who calls a male porn performer a stud = Since we know you are a homosexual, you can drop the angry black act.




I'm not sure where you are getting these "rules" from, but calling another guy a stud is simply a way to compliment his virility and sexual presence. I doesn't mean you want to be with him.

Its also just another way to refer to the male performer in a sex scene. He is the stud since he is giving the dick to the girl!

I get wood from women only, thank you!
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/12/07 04:15 PM

Quote:

Quote:


Again, any man who calls a male porn performer a stud = Since we know you are a homosexual, you can drop the angry black act.




I'm not sure where you are getting these "rules" from, but calling another guy a stud is simply a way to compliment his virility and sexual presence. I doesn't mean you want to be with him.

Its also just another way to refer to the male performer in a sex scene. He is the stud since he is giving the dick to the girl!

I get wood from women only, thank you!




So. Gay. ::bananalaughingathomo::
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/13/07 03:37 AM



God her eyes are so dead and you can see the void inside her, almost as if the Uncle who paid her 5 bucks to play with her overdeveloped tits when she was 12 bought her soul too....





How can Jimmie "JJ" Walker afford her ridiculous escort rates???

I wonder if she could be paid in beef or cold cuts?????
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/13/07 05:59 AM

Quote:



How can Jimmie "JJ" Walker afford her ridiculous escort rates???

I wonder if she could be paid in beef or cold cuts?????




Damn, that dude better watch out...that offer to give him head may just result in her eating him.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 08/14/07 08:33 PM

Quote:

I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!

She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!





Jesus G-yeah Fucking Christ.

SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP...FANBOI!

Quote:

I only mention it here to contrast her with the other Booble contender, Vicky Vette -- who in addition to having never done IR, might actually be a true racist as well.




Isn't that special? A race-fueled porno fanboi dipshit accusing others of being racist?
Posted by: Iglesia

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/09/13 07:12 AM

This is Lisa Sparxxx?

Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/12/13 01:22 PM

this is...




Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/12/13 03:36 PM

she should join carmella bing for 400+kg double blowbang.
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/12/13 06:31 PM

She is getting too big for the tritones to lust after her and entering fat fetish territory.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/13/13 10:55 AM

She really is. Enthusiasm can only count for so much.
Posted by: Spunko

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/15/13 05:18 AM

Eh,I'd still hit it.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/15/13 12:32 PM

Oh, of course. Me too.
Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 01:55 PM

Funny, because on her website and I assume her escort pics you don't see the new Shamu edition.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 03:19 PM

Would it matter much to the "star" fucker client? I'm sure that at least 75% of the appeal is the "star" thing. At her skinniest she was/ is still a pig.

No, apparently the portlier version is not on the escort site. http://www.datelisa.com/
Posted by: PM Tool

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 03:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

No, apparently the portlier version is not on the escort site. http://www.datelisa.com/

Included in that page is her Amazon Whishlist, IHOP, Cracker Barrel and Chili’s gift cards
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 04:40 PM

The tricks will definitely not be on to the trick that she went from zaftig to zeppelin without letting the victims know.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 05:26 PM

Originally Posted By: PM Tool
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

No, apparently the portlier version is not on the escort site. http://www.datelisa.com/

Included in that page is her Amazon Whishlist, IHOP, Cracker Barrel and Chili’s gift cards


Ah yes. Them nice sit down places.

And Cracker Barrel...is there even a Cracker Barrel in LA? Or any major city?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 06:46 PM

never seen a cb.
and i have no idea how chilis stays in business...that place sucks.

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
At her skinniest she was/ is still a pig.


exactly... not sure why/how the fact that she cracked the 300lb marker is news.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 07:15 PM

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And Cracker Barrel...is there even a Cracker Barrel in LA? Or any major city?


There is no Cracker Barrel further West than Boise, so no, no Cracker Barrel in Los Angeles. Your loss. I reject your definitions of "major city" if it wouldn't include metropolitan areas as large as Chicago and Dallas-Fort Worth, which is the third and fourth largest in America and each of them home to Cracker Barrel.

There's Cracker Barrels in upstate New York and New Jersey as well, if you get out of Manhattan.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 08:14 PM

There is a great Cracker Barrel when you enter the states from my region , just outside of Ft Drum. Soooo many humungous people. I fucking stuffed my face.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 08:21 PM

Yes, Chicago and Dallas are major cities. I never noticed CB in either one. And I was even in the suburbs at times in both cities.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 08:54 PM

Cracker Barrel is definitely a suburban phenomenon, and furthermore it's road food. You'd have to have been prowling the Interstate highways. The Cracker Barrels in DFW are in Arlington and Fort Worth. The Chicagoland Cracker Barrels are in Waukegan, Naperville, and Joliet.

Cracker Barrel has taken up the market space which was occupied by Stuckey's when I was a kid. It's like a Stuckey's with much better food.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 10:23 PM

Cracker Barrel has great Christmas ornaments. Frequented it on the road feature dancing. I still don't understand why Lisa Sparxxx wouldn't ask for gift cards to nicer restaurants. I mean, aren't those places you eat when there's no other option?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/16/13 10:42 PM

I just love how it's veered into a conversation about Cracker Barrel, or CB, as it's apparently known here.

I think Chili's and Friday's and that ilk survive on their atmosphere that you're at a party...or something like that. The upbeatness of the servers, the sports on the big screens. That kind of bullshit. It's like at my bank. They've run in a new crew of youngish sort of cuties. With the phony flirtiness of a drive thru coffee skank. I hate it because it is so fucking phony and designed to garner tips. I've been around whores, strippers, wife swappers enough to see right through it and all it does is piss me off.
Posted by: drained

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/17/13 02:26 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Would it matter much to the "star" fucker client? I'm sure that at least 75% of the appeal is the "star" thing. At her skinniest she was/ is still a pig.

No, apparently the portlier version is not on the escort site. http://www.datelisa.com/


Yes. No, not exactly.
She was a whore I saw in an Andrew Blake flick once and Blake generally doesn't do special interest body types, so she looked more like this and roughly on the level Jayden Jaymes is now:



Posted by: fartz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/17/13 08:01 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Cracker Barrel has great Christmas ornaments. Frequented it on the road feature dancing. I still don't understand why Lisa Sparxxx wouldn't ask for gift cards to nicer restaurants. I mean, aren't those places you eat when there's no other option?


She's asking random mopes abroad for shit, Gia. Of course she's going to go for something more far-reaching. I doubt Bono-One is going to go out of his way to get her a gift card for Jay-Rock's Ice Kitchen or Gerado's Porcelain Eatery when he can just pick up a Darden Gift Card on his fifteen minute banana and ham sammich break.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/17/13 11:58 AM

Yeah, like she ever had any white fans.
Posted by: Akholic

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/17/13 03:01 PM

Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Yes. No, not exactly.
She was a whore I saw in an Andrew Blake flick once and Blake generally doesn't do special interest body types, so she looked more like this and roughly on the level Jayden Jaymes is now:


The first time I saw her was one of the first "My First Sex Teacher" things. She wasn't a knock out, but her looks were more in line with what you'd expect a teacher who fucks one of their students to look like. I know that's not the point of porn, but whatever. Plus she had huge tittay's and there silicone free. As she started putting on the pounds, it was only a matter of time before humans stopped finding her attractive, and the animals at the zoo would take notice. Now she is full on nagger bait.
Posted by: fabricoh

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/18/13 05:24 AM

Wow. IHOP gift cards. I didn't know they existed. Thank you XPT.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/18/13 10:50 AM

Last I heard Bing was back to a "normal" voluptuous size. Always liked her.
Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/20/13 01:14 PM

Chili's is Cipriani compared to the shit known as Applebees.
Posted by: charin

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/26/13 04:52 PM

Lisa Sparxxx did a good scene in Gag Factor 13. Sad she got really fat.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/26/13 09:28 PM

Fat and sassy.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/26/13 10:33 PM

she's got forehead fat. frown
Posted by: Ranch Flavor

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/26/13 11:39 PM

She'll crack a barrel just by sitting on it

FIRST POST BITCHEZ
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/27/13 11:34 AM

She's attractive in a trailer park sort of way.
Posted by: drained

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/27/13 12:07 PM

So what's the trailer spark here then, Barry?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/27/13 12:47 PM

just a guess but it's probably the nearly crossed eyes and fat ass that promises to double in size by 40.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/27/13 02:10 PM

Kind of sarcasm because there's no such thing as trailer park attractive.
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 05/28/13 02:00 PM

Maybe she could star in the first installment of Brandon Iron's next DVD series: She's More Than Twice My Size.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/02/13 07:07 AM

That's not a bad idea as the two have a business relationship going as it is. Lisa "directed" Brandon in this blockbuster, multiple award-winning title:



Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/02/13 09:37 AM

ass-aholics
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/02/13 12:14 PM

Bonus: It's Moblem-Friendly.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/03/13 10:45 AM

Yeah, I was going to mention that Brandon had the pleasure of banging the dead chick with the balloon tits, but wasn't quite sure of the relevance.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/03/13 01:14 PM

I recall Ashley Blue once referred to this as a "gunt," a portmanteau of "gut" and "cunt."


Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/03/13 05:29 PM

That is a deliberate, crying shame.

Next!
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/03/13 07:18 PM

Only a fat broad would have so unfeminine a tramp stamp.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/05/13 08:12 PM

There's a scene on efukt where she squeezes a turd out on the bed after getting railed in the anus.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/05/13 08:56 PM

Panzer just creamed his Jordache jeans.(stone washed)
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/05/13 09:28 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Panzer just creamed his Jordache jeans (stone washed) cutoffs.


Fixed.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/06/13 05:27 AM

Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
There's a scene on efukt where she squeezes a turd out on the bed after getting railed in the anus.


ADT quote: "I scene that"
Posted by: charin

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/09/13 05:39 PM

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/09/13 06:12 PM

That is probably 170 Kgs now.
Posted by: Meat_Piston

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/15/13 06:22 PM

I fucked Lisa Sparxxx three years ago after contacting her through her web site and asking if I could be in one of her amateur videos. The scene was shot in a really sleazy motel on the west side of Manhattan, not far from MSG. I'm not a porn star, I'm just an average Joe. I was so excited to bang her but it was a disappointment. She was much bigger than she appeared in the videos I'd jerked off to. Plus she smelled like unwashed ass. I couldn't cum due to the combination of butt stench and the fact that ginormous black dude cameraman was practically on top of me in that tiny ass room so we faked an internal pop.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/15/13 06:47 PM

A million stories in the naked city.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/15/13 07:18 PM

Lisa Sparxxx and Steven Seagal should shoot a scene together. It would be epic.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/16/13 07:10 AM

Originally Posted By: Meat_Piston
I fucked Lisa Sparxxx three years ago after contacting her through her web site and asking if I could be in one of her amateur videos. The scene was shot in a really sleazy motel on the west side of Manhattan, not far from MSG. I'm not a porn star, I'm just an average Joe. I was so excited to bang her but it was a disappointment. She was much bigger than she appeared in the videos I'd jerked off to. Plus she smelled like unwashed ass. I couldn't cum due to the combination of butt stench and the fact that ginormous black dude cameraman was practically on top of me in that tiny ass room so we faked an internal pop.



Crossed eyes and and an extra 35 pounds can be quite a letdown, but throw in butt stench and Ahmed Johnson and it's all downhill from there.
Posted by: drained

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/16/13 07:47 AM


Crossed eyes and some extra... Ava Addams. Probably cerebral or hormonal.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/16/13 03:58 PM

35 pounds would be water weight for her. I'd totally bang that fat skank after she took a shower.
Posted by: fabricoh

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/17/13 09:12 AM

Originally Posted By: Meat_Piston
I fucked Lisa Sparxxx three years ago after contacting her through her web site and asking if I could be in one of her amateur videos. The scene was shot in a really sleazy motel on the west side of Manhattan, not far from MSG. I'm not a porn star, I'm just an average Joe. I was so excited to bang her but it was a disappointment. She was much bigger than she appeared in the videos I'd jerked off to. Plus she smelled like unwashed ass. I couldn't cum due to the combination of butt stench and the fact that ginormous black dude cameraman was practically on top of me in that tiny ass room so we faked an internal pop.


So, was that $2,000 well spent sir? No fear, I'd gladly do the same.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/17/13 07:59 PM

ah man, what a nauseating topic/scene/image/concept/fucking crying shame (as Bornyo said)!

WTF...what is wrong with people? 2 grand would get you a long long long way with some young, refreshing, truly hott fresh sluts up in Montreal....get on the damn plane man! or even the fucking bus, just get out of Manhattan and head north to where French is all you see and hear, and wave that 2 grand around in a strip club....you;ll forget all about lisa turdlayer...yechh blechhh
Posted by: Meat_Piston

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/18/13 08:57 PM

I didn't pay to have sex with her. I was in one of her amateur videos.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/19/13 06:25 PM

FREE = Ass stench and fat rolls.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/20/13 09:15 PM

Brutal story. Woodkiller.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 06:49 AM

I think there's at least a little bit of heroism mixed in with all the shame of that story. He didn't have to regale us with that sordid tale, but he bared his soul and shared the horrid story at the expense of any pride he could possibly carry after that dreadful day. I mean, here's a man that faced Lisa Sparxx on her own playing field and braved the butt stench and the overgrown Black Cameraman. This man displayed amazing courage while under fire.

I think we should address Meat_Pison as Sir Meat_Piston or Mr. Meat_Piston from here on out.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 06:50 AM

How about "Lord Stench?"
Posted by: fartz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 06:58 AM

I like it, but I think it's lacking the respect this man deserves for taking one for the team.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 10:48 AM

I ain't on that fuckin team. She's a hambeast....
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 11:46 AM

Indeed, thus making him the Baron of Bad Decisions
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 04:00 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz
I think there's at least a little bit of heroism mixed in with all the shame of that story. He didn't have to regale us with that sordid tale, but he bared his soul and shared the horrid story at the expense of any pride he could possibly carry after that dreadful day. I mean, here's a man that faced Lisa Sparxx on her own playing field and braved the butt stench and the overgrown Black Cameraman. This man displayed amazing courage while under fire.

I think we should address Meat_Pison as Sir Meat_Piston or Mr. Meat_Piston from here on out.


So you're seeing a sort of Crocodile Hunter of the group.

I've certainly been there more times than I can count as far as a fatty goes. But the lack of hygiene thing is a new wrinkle. How fucking stupid can she be?
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 05:51 PM

We need a wall of heroes for the mope squad, gold stars mounted on a plain marble wall, perhaps to honor the unsung heroes facing the brutality of buttstench, extra rolls of flesh that should never be parted, yogurt-laced meat tacos. For what? For God, King and Country? No, for that precious 10 minute amateur loop.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 06:04 PM

...and a hundred and fifty bucks.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 08:04 PM

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Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 08:05 PM

I think a simple gold star like at CIA. Anonymous, yet remembered.
Posted by: oralperv

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/22/13 10:35 PM

Originally Posted By: MoronBoy
Maybe she could star in the first installment of Brandon Iron's next DVD series: She's More Than Twice My Size.


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Bravo !
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I lol'd
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Posted by: fabricoh

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/23/13 03:53 AM

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
We need a wall of heroes for the mope squad, gold stars mounted on a plain marble wall, perhaps to honor the unsung heroes facing the brutality of buttstench, extra rolls of flesh that should never be parted, yogurt-laced meat tacos. For what? For God, King and Country? No, for that precious 10 minute amateur loop.


Should there be a female version? Let's face it, for every unsung hero in that postion there's 200 ready to take his place...whereas every female in the same scenario gets to meet 30 ex-cons in a Van Nuys warehouse without fanfare.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/23/13 06:28 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: fartz
I think there's at least a little bit of heroism mixed in with all the shame of that story. He didn't have to regale us with that sordid tale, but he bared his soul and shared the horrid story at the expense of any pride he could possibly carry after that dreadful day. I mean, here's a man that faced Lisa Sparxx on her own playing field and braved the butt stench and the overgrown Black Cameraman. This man displayed amazing courage while under fire.

I think we should address Meat_Pison as Sir Meat_Piston or Mr. Meat_Piston from here on out.


So you're seeing a sort of Crocodile Hunter of the group.

I've certainly been there more times than I can count as far as a fatty goes. But the lack of hygiene thing is a new wrinkle. How fucking stupid can she be?


See, Barry gets it.

While it's generally easier to laugh at their misfortune you gotta at least set a day aside each year to toast your drink to the guy that just says "fuck it" and goes all in with reckless abandon. While Sir Meat Piston, or Lord Stench as some would say, may have failed at his objective, he still saw a large amorphous blob laying spread eagle sorrounded by a gag-inducing green mist, and he put his head down and went all in. I'd like to think that the Evil Knievels and George Pattons of this world would have done the same thing.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/23/13 10:50 AM

Originally Posted By: fabricoh
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
We need a wall of heroes for the mope squad, gold stars mounted on a plain marble wall, perhaps to honor the unsung heroes facing the brutality of buttstench, extra rolls of flesh that should never be parted, yogurt-laced meat tacos. For what? For God, King and Country? No, for that precious 10 minute amateur loop.


Should there be a female version? Let's face it, for every unsung hero in that postion there's 200 ready to take his place...whereas every female in the same scenario gets to meet 30 ex-cons in a Van Nuys warehouse without fanfare.


Blue star for bad anal; Gold star for taking it on the chin during a blowbang. Pour L'Merite for surviving a bukakke.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/23/13 02:51 PM

Knievel definitely. And he would have gotten a diamond pinky ring for doing it.

It's like the the Jager "Stronger Bonds" marketing campaign. With more smegma.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/23/13 04:54 PM

Around baseball clubhouses, this would be known as the "slump buster." When the team is on a losing streak, one guy volunteers to fuck the fattest, most disgusting groupie that hangs around the stadium, in the hopes of turning his team's fortunes.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/24/13 05:49 AM

Brandon Irons, proffesional slump buster.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/24/13 11:56 PM

In Atlanta we used to say: Fuck a black girl, change your luck. Same idea.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/25/13 02:06 AM

Oh, I bust 'er. I bust 'er real good. Not as good as Buster Good, mind you, but still....real good.
Posted by: fabricoh

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/29/13 04:13 AM






How can Jimmie "JJ" Walker afford her ridiculous escort rates???

I wonder who would cite the other as their "rock bottom" when the get to rehab?
Posted by: fartz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/29/13 07:33 AM

She probably gives him the brother discount.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/29/13 08:15 AM

Originally Posted By: fabricoh





How can Jimmie "JJ" Walker afford her ridiculous escort rates???

I wonder who would cite the other as their "rock bottom" when the get to rehab?


1. Is that actually Jimmie Walker?

2. She looks good in that pic. Lisa is all woman.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 06/29/13 12:50 PM

Another Big Mac she'll be all women.

What's her story? I thought she was some "amatuer" like from Southern Charms. I'd never heard of her before the gangbang world record thing.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 07/09/13 07:40 PM

Barry, she's one of those fat, ugly bitches like Sara Jay. You know the kind who get sort of popular because they go into porn with zero limits. They'll get ass fucked by a prison bus full of coons on their third shoot, not because they're such good whores, but because that's what they have to do to get work.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 07/09/13 10:39 PM

Zero limits is a major selling point. It's like a reverse Sasha Grey. I'm sure the brain trust that ran her organization will have you believe that she was the shit because of her philosophizing jabbering, when in reality it was just that she had no limits.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 07/14/13 06:32 PM

Originally Posted By: JasonH
Barry, she's one of those fat, ugly bitches like Sara Jay. You know the kind who get sort of popular because they go into porn with zero limits. They'll get ass fucked by a prison bus full of coons on their third shoot, not because they're such good whores, but because that's what they have to do to get work.


Sara Jay is getting long in the tooth but has yet to do anal. Will she succumb to the likes of Adriano or Brian Pumper for the right amount of cash? I guess she still has limits.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 07/15/13 01:45 AM

Too many Winky Dinky Ho Cakes.

Posted by: KidRibz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 10/24/13 07:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Cracker Barrel is definitely a suburban phenomenon, and furthermore it's road food. You'd have to have been prowling the Interstate highways. The Cracker Barrels in DFW are in Arlington and Fort Worth. The Chicagoland Cracker Barrels are in Waukegan, Naperville, and Joliet.

Cracker Barrel has taken up the market space which was occupied by Stuckey's when I was a kid. It's like a Stuckey's with much better food.


RA.... I ate at a Cracker Barrel for the first time about a month ago an hour out of Detroit. I ate so much good food that I wanted to sleep in my car as if I had slammed a bottle of Irish Whiskey.
Posted by: KidRibz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 10/24/13 07:16 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
I voted for Lisa in the Booble contest and am delighted that she has won! She has always been a good performer who puts out great scenes and welcomes fans and studs of all races!!!

She is perfect phat-ass /thick white girl who would be great in bead!


Don't be a moron....I don't post much....but why do you have to make every thread IR. Do me a favor....go to YouTube and type in "Bugs Bunny what a maroon". Not moron but maroon. Then get back to me.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 10/24/13 09:23 PM

Some things are just constants, and they're to be accepted. It's like knowing that you believe in evolution and the Big Bang Theory, though you really don't know how the Universe began because, really, no one truly knows, but you accept it because it made more sense than the other theories you learned when you were young, but it's been so long, you quit thinking about them and just accept it. That's how I feel about Tritone's obsession with IR.
Posted by: KidRibz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 10/24/13 09:33 PM

Yeah, you're right Gia.....but at the end of the day, Cracker Barrel will still put you to sleep in a good way.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 10/25/13 11:01 PM

Quote:
RA.... I ate at a Cracker Barrel for the first time about a month ago an hour out of Detroit. I ate so much good food that I wanted to sleep in my car as if I had slammed a bottle of Irish Whiskey.


That's the challenge of America. So much good, stick-to-your-ribs food available for a good price. Cracker Barrel is such a wonderful family restaurant. I was just looking at their menu, too, pining away for a dinner of chicken and dumplings, turnip greens and corn. Living overseas it's odd the little things that get a guy homesick. In Singapore I practically had an erection when I stumbled across a supermarket that carried Old Bay crab seasoning.
Posted by: KidRibz

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 10/26/13 01:32 AM

Just stay away from the Bullhead Clap....and you might be alright.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 10/27/13 04:11 AM

Quote:
Just stay away from the Bullhead Clap....and you might be alright.


Those reports on the antibiotic-proof STDs are chilling. I may have to start wrapping that rascal, after 30 years of barebacking it and never once being shot down.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Lisa Sparxxx gotta eat - 10/30/13 06:35 PM

We actually got a Cracker Barrel here a couple years ago and the closest interstate is 50 miles away. A bit unusual. The food is good.