Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/18/07 08:37 PM
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This video and this one, too.
It's so heartwarming, she needs to be kicked in her cunt.
that old craps of 700 club looks like they have their inside South Park's Mr Slave
next week:
ARIA who now squirt holly water
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/18/07 08:41 PM
I jerked off when she started to cry in the first video.
As she grows to become more of a media whore, it would rock if Trey Parker & Matt Stone did a parody of her getting sodomized by Jesus in the Christmas episode.
As she grows to become more of a media whore, it would rock if Trey Parker & Matt Stone did a parody of her getting sodomized by Jesus in the Christmas episode.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/18/07 08:48 PM
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that old craps of 700 club looks like they have their inside South Park's Mr Slave
next week:
ARIA who now squirt holly water
awesome.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/18/07 09:10 PM
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I jerked off when she started to cry in the first video.
hahahahah I was just going to post the same thing!
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/18/07 09:28 PM
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hahahahah I was just going to post the same thing!
I'm honored to have such intuition, zen.
Posted by: Ivor Biggun
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/18/07 09:34 PM
Since I had my little run-in with Shelley on Luke's site, every time I check my Myspace I have another message from her reminding me that Jesus loves me, and that she and her family are praying for my soul.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/19/07 01:54 AM
She is the biggest attention whore (peripherally) involved in porn...period. 
Say, any update on that girl they 'saved'? Wasn't she called Trinity or something? I heard it didn't pan out too well...personally, I think this whole XXXChurch thing is an excuse for the guys behind it to watch porn, go to porn conventions and strip joints (looking for girls to 'save') whilst still being able to hold their holier-than-thou heads up high and say 'We're better than you'. Oh, and write book$ about it and go on TV talk $how$ too. Je$u$ i$ Lord!!!
Five will get you ten that Craig Goss has got a porno stash in his basement (for 'research' purposes, of course
) that makes the Vatican Library look like the Sunday funnies...
Say, any update on that girl they 'saved'? Wasn't she called Trinity or something? I heard it didn't pan out too well...personally, I think this whole XXXChurch thing is an excuse for the guys behind it to watch porn, go to porn conventions and strip joints (looking for girls to 'save') whilst still being able to hold their holier-than-thou heads up high and say 'We're better than you'. Oh, and write book$ about it and go on TV talk $how$ too. Je$u$ i$ Lord!!!
Five will get you ten that Craig Goss has got a porno stash in his basement (for 'research' purposes, of course
) that makes the Vatican Library look like the Sunday funnies...
Posted by: crispinglover1
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/19/07 11:00 AM
Wow, they sure do gloss over the "God miraculously cured Shelly's incurable STD" didnt they?
Posted by: GoatBoy
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/19/07 01:28 PM
"Fuck a bitch"
-Eazy E
-Eazy E
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/19/07 04:50 PM
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Since I had my little run-in with Shelley on Luke's site, every time I check my Myspace I have another message from her reminding me that Jesus loves me, and that she and her family are praying for my soul.
Oh Ivor? Do tell. This is a place of sharing.
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personally, I think this whole XXXChurch thing is an excuse for the guys behind it to watch porn, go to porn conventions and strip joints (looking for girls to 'save') whilst still being able to hold their holier-than-thou heads up high and say 'We're better than you'.
Hey, they're saving the children for Alberto, didn't you know?
...saving them for the pastors with some real seniority!
The best part is that IAFD says says this sanctimonious trash bag of a whore only has 12 movies to her credit. Like that Cunt for Jesus Heather Vlitch [sic], what gives her the right to denounce an industry which she barely participated? Or, in Heather's case, an industry to which her capacity was limited to being a stripper at it's most extreme point?
I find it totally awesome she caught some disease as early as the 12th flick she participated in. Not to say more whores don't catch it by the 1st, or had it when they came into the industry.
Posted by: Tritone
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/19/07 07:32 PM
I remember jerking off to her (porn name "Roxy") scene in Cumm Brothers 3 way back when. Rodney got some great POV shots of her sucking cock and looking right into the camera. She had these big, sexy, wanton eyes.
It doesn't make me angry that she is happy and leading a different kind of life now. I appreciate the sexual release her performance gave me those many years ago.
Why can't you just wish her well. Why do you think she needs to be "kicked in her cunt"?
It doesn't make me angry that she is happy and leading a different kind of life now. I appreciate the sexual release her performance gave me those many years ago.
Why can't you just wish her well. Why do you think she needs to be "kicked in her cunt"?
Posted by: papercut
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/19/07 07:39 PM
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Why can't you just wish her well. Why do you think she needs to be "kicked in her cunt"?
I think jack has anger management issues. I wish Shelley well and a happy life.
Posted by: Tricia
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/20/07 05:27 PM
She emails me and messages me on MySpace now and then.
It's all very entertaining. It warms my heart that she prays for my soul for me.
It's all very entertaining. It warms my heart that she prays for my soul for me.
Posted by: Conky
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/20/07 05:57 PM
If only she would sign up here. I can't even begin to imagine the theological arguments she could have with all of us as she tried to make us all see the error of her ways.
It. Would. Be. Awe-inspiring.
It. Would. Be. Awe-inspiring.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/20/07 08:16 PM
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She emails me and messages me on MySpace now and then.
It's all very entertaining. It warms my heart that she prays for my soul for me.
thats because you are part of a EVIL EMPIRE
Posted by: pumphog74
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/22/07 10:53 PM
i'm listening to this bitch cry right now. fucking wahhh i had sex and got paid for it. wahhh. bitch needs a nice tall glass of shut the hell up. i love former junkies/alcohoics who turn to christianity as another crutch. they're always fun.
Posted by: taco
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/26/07 12:56 PM
I say the odds are good the oldest daughter will follow her footsteps. 
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/28/07 04:07 PM
THAT would be awesome!
Better yet, do the deed only weeks or months following her 18th birthday after the poor kid has had Jesus jammed down her throat like Jenner's penis in an edition of Gag Factor.
Better yet, do the deed only weeks or months following her 18th birthday after the poor kid has had Jesus jammed down her throat like Jenner's penis in an edition of Gag Factor.
Posted by: Y-T
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/28/07 04:30 PM
This hookumentary has some stroke value, but could have benefited with some outakes from her scenes, complete with blurred titties and moaning.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 04/29/07 08:43 PM
Love the god? What kind of thing is that? If you cant see god then he can be anything, even that piece of shit taht I just pooped 10 minutes ago.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 07/23/12 02:22 PM
bump
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 07/23/12 04:47 PM
Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Love the god? What kind of thing is that? If you cant see god then he can be anything, even that piece of shit taht I just pooped 10 minutes ago.
Please walk into Charin's AA meeting and say that when they talk about this 'higher power' nonsense.
Posted by: charin
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 07/23/12 05:08 PM
I'd take Panzer's piece of shit over Lubben's perception of a Higher Power.
Posted by: Third_Axis
Re: Shelley Lubben: Ex-whore, piece of shit - 08/16/12 01:25 PM
I would love all the Bukkake boys to cum on my face soon.