Traci the Tranny

Posted by: Abe

Traci the Tranny - 03/10/07 07:48 PM

Ponante posted a link to Absolute Modelling and yet somehow missed the scoop that Traci Morgan, fresh off his firing from Saturday Night Live, has packed his bags, gotten tats/implants, and moved to Porn Valley under the name Jasmine Sky. Not sure how Gram could have missed this, maybe it was a mental block resulting from the recent assault by Morgan's ex-castmate Chris (Keebler Elf) Kattan.


Posted by: Abe

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/10/07 07:50 PM

Posted by: Abe

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/10/07 07:51 PM

Posted by: Abe

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/10/07 07:58 PM

From his DUI to hanging with Corey Feldman / jailbait actresses and episodes of overexposed flesh on the red carpet, the signs were there for all to see...





Posted by: Abe

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/10/07 08:02 PM

I'm not sure how but I suspect Yaphet Kotto to be involved in some way

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/10/07 08:10 PM

the "Peanuts" leather vest is a nice touch. way to seperate yourself from the crowd.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/10/07 08:12 PM



sunny lane's daughter/younger sister?
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/10/07 08:48 PM

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I'm not sure how but I suspect Yaphet Kotto to be involved in some way




He's Traci's Suitcase Pimp.
Posted by: Abe

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/11/07 03:07 AM

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I just noticed that there are stretch marks across his stomach and a tattoo above his left nipple. Hmmm, wonder where I saw that one before???

Posted by: Abe

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/11/07 03:20 AM

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sunny lane's daughter/younger sister?



Her name is Daveigh Chase and she is "Fueled by Attitude", apparently. According to IMDB, she was born in 1990, so she's 16. Hmmm, I guess that makes her too old for R. Kelly and the wrong gender for Michael Jackson.

Which is most disturbing, the Madonna accessories, his hand on her hip or her hand reaching for his cock?


Posted by: loopnode

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/11/07 03:32 AM

GREAT! Another tranny!
Posted by: Conky

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/11/07 10:07 AM



Hey baby, how's it goin'?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/11/07 11:18 AM

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I'm not sure how but I suspect Yaphet Kotto to be involved in some way




He's Traci's Suitcase Pimp.



Not a nice Jewish boy like Yaphet!!!


btw, depending on the state Tracy Morgan could bang Daveigh w/o issue. Just saying ....
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/11/07 03:41 PM

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Ponante posted a link to Absolute Modelling and yet somehow missed the scoop that Traci Morgan, fresh off his firing from Saturday Night Live, has packed his bags, gotten tats/implants, and moved to Porn Valley under the name Jasmine Sky. Not sure how Gram could have missed this, maybe it was a mental block resulting from the recent assault by Morgan's ex-castmate Chris (Keebler Elf) Kattan.






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Yaphet Kotto (as brought to you by Fatty McManus ) was more relevant than Tracy Morgan.

Leave the pic/name game to the pros d00d.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/11/07 10:25 PM

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Yaphet Kotto (as brought to you by Fatty McManus )



You confusing me with the Paul Robeson classic.

I quoted a quote.

Now, what pray tell did I do to merit inclusion in the noble and ancient clan McManus?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/11/07 10:44 PM

someone lock and remove this thread. the horror. the horror.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Traci the Tranny - 03/11/07 11:33 PM

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someone lock and remove this thread. the horror. the horror.





You're the mod here right?

Do "super magic" and move it to "the porn pool"!!