Sasha Grey's Anal Warts

Posted by: Willie D

Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/29/07 09:55 PM

Looks like porn's leading spokeswhore has developed a case of mega-anal-itis. In the words of a source, Sasha grey, had to take over a month off to be treated for one hella case of anal warts. Hella hospital time. Word from Duke Floored.

Wow. I wonder if this changes her view of the potentiality of extreme porn done by inexperienced 18-year old whores. Story from www.dukefloored.com:
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Mark Spiegler And His Star Sasha Grey Both Sick

Mark's recovering from bronchitis. Sasha won't be doing any scenes for about a month. Porn's leading existentialist is on the injured reserve list. She's got a horrible case of anal warts and requires extensive medical treatment.

She's due to go on the Tyra Banks Show February 8.

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/29/07 10:16 PM

Word is they're among the most precocious and pretentious anal warts in the biz.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/29/07 10:30 PM

Has anyone set up an interview with the warts yet?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/29/07 10:33 PM

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Has anyone set up an interview with the warts yet?


They are in a "life n' death grip" with "Calgon Scrubbing Bubbles..."

Sadly, we lost tonight.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 03:06 AM

"She's got a horrible case of anal warts" as opposed to the 'fluffy, pink bag of anal warts' really nice chicks get.

Are they bleeding? Do we know?

Man, what a hottie.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 03:50 AM



There is no "cure" for HPV infection, although in most women the infection goes away on its own. The treatments provided are directed to the changes in the skin or mucous membrane caused by HPV infection, such as warts and pre-cancerous changes in the cervix.





Is That true?? Sasha got anal warts? or was a Dukes rumor?
Posted by: TMonty

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 04:36 AM

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Is That true?? Sasha got anal warts? or was a Dukes rumor?



I read it on the internet, so it must be true.

Click here
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 05:30 AM

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Is That true?? Sasha got anal warts? or was a Dukes rumor?



I read it on the internet, so it must be true.

Click here




SHIT!!!

first Naomi with her new anorexia style and now Sasha with a grape cluster in her asshole

my favorites lits its getting short every day

i cant see anymore a Sasha movie knowing she it had anal warts
Posted by: tootie

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 09:21 AM

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Has anyone set up an interview with the warts yet?



I spoke to them yesterday and they said they are just hanging out resting and taking a break before they get back to work spreading themselves into other assholes like Sasha's.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 10:23 AM

This thread makes Tony smile. Just thought you guys should know.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 11:21 AM

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They are in a "life n' death grip" with "Calgon Scrubbing Bubbles...



Aren't Scrubbing Bubbles owned by Dow Chemical?

Maybe Proctor & Gamble would be interested in Sasha's new acquisition?
Posted by: Conky

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 12:29 PM

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I spoke to them yesterday and they said they are just hanging out resting and taking a break before they get back to work spreading themselves into other assholes like Sasha's.



Everyone, be alert for Sasha's anal warts wearing disguises. Chances are they'll be wearing berets, black turtle necks and smoking French cigarettes. This could be the Alt strain we've all feared: relentlessly depressing, hackneyed and unable to distinguish between normal people and real assholes. Fortunately, they're just a phase porn's going through.
Posted by: DuckHunt

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 12:36 PM

I heard they were spotted off of Fairfax with some coyotes.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 12:53 PM

Don't bother doing much epidemiological research, I think I found the answer:

Posted by: Conky

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 01:15 PM

Holmes: "A coincidence, Watson? I think not. Once you have eliminated the probable, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, is the likely answer."

Watson: "Does Brandon know Ben?"
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 01:40 PM

Duke strikes again. Nice job.

So does she have warts or not? What's the virus she has?

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Contrary to what I posted earlier, "Sasha has been working and continues to work to this day," says my source. "Furthermore, while the virus that Sasha has is NOT contagious, Sasha is eschewing doing Anal scenes for about a month or so for safety's sake."

Posted by: Conky

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 01:43 PM

::bananasigh::

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Or as Luke might say: "Research, resmearch".

You wouldn't get this sort of half-baked story from Gam Poonanie, that's for sure
Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 01:51 PM

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There is no "cure" for HPV infection, although in most women the infection goes away on its own. The treatments provided are directed to the changes in the skin or mucous membrane caused by HPV infection, such as warts and pre-cancerous changes in the cervix.





Is That true?? Sasha got anal warts? or was a Dukes rumor?





An even closer look at one of her anal warts. Someone please call Dr. Mario to stomp these bitches out!!
Posted by: zenman

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 03:59 PM

Are they existentialist warts?
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 04:09 PM

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Duke strikes again. Nice job.

So does she have warts or not? What's the virus she has?

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Contrary to what I posted earlier, "Sasha has been working and continues to work to this day," says my source. "Furthermore, while the virus that Sasha has is NOT contagious, Sasha is eschewing doing Anal scenes for about a month or so for safety's sake."





what a relief


sasha
Posted by: pinupmutant

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/30/07 08:30 PM

Do the anal warts have their own myspace page yet, and if so, will they be friends with me?
Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/31/07 07:11 PM

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Duke strikes again. Nice job.

So does she have warts or not? What's the virus she has?

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Contrary to what I posted earlier, "Sasha has been working and continues to work to this day," says my source. "Furthermore, while the virus that Sasha has is NOT contagious, Sasha is eschewing doing Anal scenes for about a month or so for safety's sake."





HOW CAN THEY NOT BE CONTAGIOUS IF SHE CAUGHT THEM????

[I]" Sasha is eschewing doing Anal scenes for about a month or so until her selfish money grubbing ass can spread it to others."

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Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 01/31/07 09:59 PM

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HOW CAN THEY NOT BE CONTAGIOUS IF SHE CAUGHT THEM????



It's either a highly selective virus that only seeks out assholes of angst-driven pretentious young whores posing as deep profound intellectuals or she's lying.

XPT Porn Rule #1 please!
Posted by: Brandon Lee Harrington

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/01/07 05:55 AM

Ok...this question has probably been asked before...but would someone please tell me why so many people on here hate brandon iron??? I know there are some girls on here that have worked with him, Id be interested in what they have to say about him.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/02/07 03:27 PM

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Ok...this question has probably been asked before...but would someone please tell me why so many people on here hate brandon iron??? I know there are some girls on here that have worked with him, Id be interested in what they have to say about him.



What the fuck does that have to do with Sasha's rectal vineyard?
Posted by: Conky

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/02/07 03:36 PM

It was suggested that the Sasha's little non-infestation (accusation withdrawn by Duke) might have something to do with Brandon.

But [attorneymode] there is no evidence whatsoever to suggest Brandon had anything to do with it [/attorneymode]

I guess the other dude just wanted to know why we all love Brandon so much, and doesn't have a mouse that can point all the way up to 'Search' in the top menu bar...
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/02/07 03:42 PM

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I guess the other dude just wanted to know why we all love Brandon so much, and doesn't have a mouse that can point all the way up to 'Search' in the top menu bar...



Maybe, like my mouse, its just afraid of "Search".




[jacksays]Google is your friend[/jacksays]
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/06/07 02:01 AM

Jojo beat Luke to the scoop by two months.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/14/07 07:44 PM

I wonder how the warts have responded to their recent...public popularity. Are the shy warts or do they like to go out and party like Paris and Nicole used to?
Posted by: Rico Shades

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/14/07 09:53 PM

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There is no "cure" for HPV infection, although in most women the infection goes away on its own. The treatments provided are directed to the changes in the skin or mucous membrane caused by HPV infection, such as warts and pre-cancerous changes in the cervix.





Is That true?? Sasha got anal warts? or was a Dukes rumor?



Motherfuck that's gross.
Posted by: huh

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/15/07 02:15 AM

they (I) all have anal warts, did you miss skeeters don't pay attention to the 12 year old i fucked pay attentiom to my wifes hinder (cause i'm not gay and don't want to see your juicy throbing cock in her)
Posted by: huh

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/15/07 02:21 AM

recap: they all have anal warts
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/15/07 03:04 AM

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I wonder how the warts have responded to their recent...public popularity. Are the shy warts or do they like to go out and party like Paris and Nicole used to?



Being compared to such disgusting, filthy parasites is a great insult to the warts.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Sasha Grey's Anal Warts - 02/15/07 06:11 AM

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I wonder how the warts have responded to their recent...public popularity.



They landed a lucrative feature dancing gig in Miami and are hoping to spin it in to a VH1 series.