Posted by: Willie D
Porn Shithead of the Year 2006 - 01/09/07 12:21 PM
Likely suspects:
Layne Thrasher. There used to be a time when danni.com was kind of hip. Sure there were no dicks allowed on the set, but because the whores thought it was a cool gig, it looked very believable, which goes a long way in porn. This made it a cash machine, and if you're the owner you like that. So leave it to rockstar wannabe Layne to run the place into the ground by making it the most depressing place in porndom to work. End result, the place is tits up, sold to Penthouse for probably next to nothing.
Martin del Toro. I don't know Haley Paige. I don't know how sweet and innocent she is, like a "sweet innocent girl" can make porn, but she got hosed big-time by Hungarian convict Marton, who marries her, ditches her when she probably needed some help the most, then tried to divorce her when he thought his green-card clear period was done. Too bad he can't count to 24 months in English. Not to mention getting fired from RLD for embezzling money. Last seen trying to defraud the music business.
Joe Francis. How many times has Joe been accused of rape? It must seem natural now. Even when an L.A. reporter tries to write what would be a vaguely indifferent story on GGW, he manages to fuck that up by trying to molest her. What a fucking idiot. Not to mention seeing Katie Morgan popping up in those videos. Some "amateur college girl" she is.
Shy Love. The big chompers, the fake tits, the "I used to be ugly but I am so beautiful now" mentality. Ermm...used to be?. Shy, please let us know who hasn't sued you in the last year for taking money or breaching some contract? I guess that's just your way of "being mainstream."
Brandon Irons. Brandy hasn't been heard from a lot these days, but back earlier in the year he got great delight in ripping JM over the obscenity indictment, as douchebags are wont to do. Too bad he forgot his own girlfriend outed him as a sexual sociopath, who aroused plenty of anger when he helped start the "slap the whore in the face" trick. Hypocrite. Jeff and Max's money support the free speech which allows you to continue perpetrating the organized prostitution you call porn.
Mike Ramone. God doesn't exist, I'm the "Eighth Ramone", AVN doesn't plagiarize, blah blah blah. I'll tell you who does exist: Lord Master Damien, Ramone's gay phone-sex alter ego. And many on this board knew the story long before L-ke F-rd did his infamous Google search (inside story). Whether or not Ramone actually did sell his AVN votes for a hummer, he cast a long enough shadow on the AVN Awards that a brown carpet is just the right color for this year's show.
Mary Carey. I'm running for governor/I'm pulling out/I'm drunk/I'm sober/I love Tawny/I hate Tawny and love my boyfriend/I hate my boyfriend he's a tweaker/I want my name/Mariah has my name. Jezuz H is there a bigger attention whore in porn right now? Is she even in porn? Has she opened her legs for sex in the dirt for money anytime lately? Word of advice Mary: you brag about how funny Howard Stern thinks you are. Trust me superstar, they aren't laughing with you.
The Cathouse. First it was Pornucopia, then the The Family Business, now this sendup of baloney. Sure, brothel owner Dennis Hof is a kindly old sort who you'd invite over to dinner. Hookers do it for the love of the "world's oldest profession." Who pays to bang Sunset Thomas any more? Same misinformation, new show.
Lori Lust. You're 26? Yeah, right. Enough said, horseface.
Layne Thrasher. There used to be a time when danni.com was kind of hip. Sure there were no dicks allowed on the set, but because the whores thought it was a cool gig, it looked very believable, which goes a long way in porn. This made it a cash machine, and if you're the owner you like that. So leave it to rockstar wannabe Layne to run the place into the ground by making it the most depressing place in porndom to work. End result, the place is tits up, sold to Penthouse for probably next to nothing.
Martin del Toro. I don't know Haley Paige. I don't know how sweet and innocent she is, like a "sweet innocent girl" can make porn, but she got hosed big-time by Hungarian convict Marton, who marries her, ditches her when she probably needed some help the most, then tried to divorce her when he thought his green-card clear period was done. Too bad he can't count to 24 months in English. Not to mention getting fired from RLD for embezzling money. Last seen trying to defraud the music business.
Joe Francis. How many times has Joe been accused of rape? It must seem natural now. Even when an L.A. reporter tries to write what would be a vaguely indifferent story on GGW, he manages to fuck that up by trying to molest her. What a fucking idiot. Not to mention seeing Katie Morgan popping up in those videos. Some "amateur college girl" she is.
Shy Love. The big chompers, the fake tits, the "I used to be ugly but I am so beautiful now" mentality. Ermm...used to be?. Shy, please let us know who hasn't sued you in the last year for taking money or breaching some contract? I guess that's just your way of "being mainstream."
Brandon Irons. Brandy hasn't been heard from a lot these days, but back earlier in the year he got great delight in ripping JM over the obscenity indictment, as douchebags are wont to do. Too bad he forgot his own girlfriend outed him as a sexual sociopath, who aroused plenty of anger when he helped start the "slap the whore in the face" trick. Hypocrite. Jeff and Max's money support the free speech which allows you to continue perpetrating the organized prostitution you call porn.
Mike Ramone. God doesn't exist, I'm the "Eighth Ramone", AVN doesn't plagiarize, blah blah blah. I'll tell you who does exist: Lord Master Damien, Ramone's gay phone-sex alter ego. And many on this board knew the story long before L-ke F-rd did his infamous Google search (inside story). Whether or not Ramone actually did sell his AVN votes for a hummer, he cast a long enough shadow on the AVN Awards that a brown carpet is just the right color for this year's show.
Mary Carey. I'm running for governor/I'm pulling out/I'm drunk/I'm sober/I love Tawny/I hate Tawny and love my boyfriend/I hate my boyfriend he's a tweaker/I want my name/Mariah has my name. Jezuz H is there a bigger attention whore in porn right now? Is she even in porn? Has she opened her legs for sex in the dirt for money anytime lately? Word of advice Mary: you brag about how funny Howard Stern thinks you are. Trust me superstar, they aren't laughing with you.
The Cathouse. First it was Pornucopia, then the The Family Business, now this sendup of baloney. Sure, brothel owner Dennis Hof is a kindly old sort who you'd invite over to dinner. Hookers do it for the love of the "world's oldest profession." Who pays to bang Sunset Thomas any more? Same misinformation, new show.
Lori Lust. You're 26? Yeah, right. Enough said, horseface.
