Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT

Posted by: Conky

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/10/07 02:47 PM

God, it gets worse and worse. I've ignored the posting on ADT about 'Anal Leakage' in favor of this one, which is actually worse in terms of subject if not actual content.

I urge you to click on the movie link so you can enjoy Zupko's latest.

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/10/07 02:59 PM

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I urge you to click on the movie link so you can enjoy Zupko's latest.

Rough sex- check
Blasphemy- check
Sick gimmick that destroys any strokability that may be contained with in- double check

Extreme looks to be up to their same old tricks again.

Posted by: loopnode

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/10/07 04:24 PM

Whose the girl on the left?

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/10/07 04:31 PM

According to this, it's Felony.

Posted by: loopnode

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/10/07 04:38 PM

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According to this, it's Felony.

Wow, shows how lazy I am today. Thanks man.

Posted by: Willie D

Have You Ever Loved A Pornstar - 02/16/07 09:16 AM

Yep, that's the title of this week's newest creepy thread at ADT.

Arnold starts off:

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Have you ever had such feelings of tenderness toward a particular pornstar that you couldn't get aroused at her scenes because you thought they were too exploitive, and you felt protective of her? I was like this with poor Keri Sable. I loved her. I hope she is ok. I feel a little bit like this with Sasha Grey...

BTW...wasn't "Arnold" the name "kate" was using over at ksex dot com???

After some discussion about which whores might be capable of love, +1s and similar nonsense, Threesomebody (yeah, her), finally summed this up properly:

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This is just fucked up.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Have You Ever Loved A Pornstar - 02/16/07 01:22 PM

scrotencemalone posts on ADT:

"I know if I could only have sex with one person for the rest of my life it would be Vicki Richter. I don't love her though. You know why you can't love a porn star is b/c they aren't around for the bad times once you turn the DVD off. You know you love someone once you get through really bad times".

Wow. Seriously wow.

I've always thought it was easier to love someone if you'd actually met them, talked to them for some period of time, discovered similar interests, done the whole moonlit walk shit, you know the kind of thing. Maybe pushed the boat out and actually had sex with them.

Now, of course, I see the light. Had an epiphany. A moment of clarity. I just need to find the right whore to whack off to, but keep in mind that once I hit the remote, I'm on my own.

And people wonder why some of us hate on ADT?! You know what really scares me? This fucker can vote and has to live somewhere.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Have You Ever Loved A Pornstar - 02/16/07 02:06 PM

the best part of it is that Vicki Richter is a tranny

Posted by: Conky

Re: Have You Ever Loved A Pornstar - 02/16/07 02:41 PM

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the best part of it is that Vicki Richter is a tranny

True love is blind. Wonder if he'll be there when Vicki's cock challenge contest comes to pass? Would he still want to spend the rest of his life fucking her if it turned out Kurt had a bigger johnson? I wonder.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Have You Ever Loved A Pornstar - 02/16/07 10:16 PM

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After some discussion about which whores might be capable of love, +1s and similar nonsense, Threesomebody (yeah, her), finally summed this up properly:
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This is just fucked up.

Posted by: Willie D

Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/03/07 03:14 AM

Those people are alone in the dark over there, debating which stuctcock does the best cumlicking. Jezuz Keryst, it's like Dan Rather breaking a huge scoop, and Sam Donaldson just ignoring it like an ostrich with its head in the sand.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/03/07 07:46 PM

Not to mention the corporate ignorance over the Lackwood attack.

The thread I started.

The enormously ghey response from douchebag of the month Hardware:

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I don't see what this has to do with porn, besides the guys in whatever this incident is being in the biz. Rather than move it to another forum, where I doubt it would be any more appreciated by the mods than it is here, I'm locking it.

You don't see what it has to do with porn...other than a porn blogger being attacked by a porn roid-dick? Stoooopid jerk-wad.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/03/07 08:01 PM

They are fucking idiots over there. As has been said- its shiney happy porno land.

I say a good strategy is try to confuse them.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/03/07 08:04 PM

Sorry. I was sleeping for Willie's original thread. Most irresponsible of me. I'm on it.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/04/07 12:23 AM

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The enormously ghey response from douchebag of the month Hardware:

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I don't see what this has to do with porn, besides the guys in whatever this incident is being in the biz. Rather than move it to another forum, where I doubt it would be any more appreciated by the mods than it is here, I'm locking it.

You don't see what it has to do with porn...other than a porn blogger being attacked by a porn roid-dick? Stoooopid jerk-wad.

ADTer Von Swine hits Hardware in another forum:

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I'd be thrilled if you knew how to moderate w/out the delete button. Hardware, you need to ask yourself who controls the porn pool, and do those that control it do it fairly? I think you're a total commie. lates, Von S.

Von Swine's reward for this is a subsequent deletion of posts.

As for The Thread Borneyo Started, only three responses as of 3:19 EDT despite the amount of info I added (including Gram's version of events and video links.) Guess I should add Jimmy D's take next and bump it up.

Posted by: 3SB

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/04/07 07:04 AM

Swine needs to learn to sign his ADT posts "Sincerely, Dana DeArmond" to avoid deletion.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/04/07 07:20 AM

Naahh, they've deleted her too, and locked down her threads. During her fight with Jezebel Bond. Swine's problem is he doesn't use his head. In order to break the rules, first you have to know the rules.

As for the Lackwood thread, it's starting to get a reaction, and people are mocking him in other threads as well.

Posted by: 3SB

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/04/07 07:33 AM

She wasn't deleted or deactivated. I think she cried and left when her baby pictures weren't properly appreciated. Perhaps she should post them here.

Is it possible to know the rules there? I've been there a few years and have yet to figure them out. (Perhaps that's entirely for a lack of trying.)

But back to the faggy thread...

Posted by: zenman

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/04/07 07:58 AM

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She wasn't deleted or deactivated. I think she cried and left when her baby pictures weren't properly appreciated. Perhaps she should post them here.

Is it possible to know the rules there? I've been there a few years and have yet to figure them out. (Perhaps that's entirely for a lack of trying.)

But back to the faggy thread...

3sb, do you have a link to the Hillary Scott thread that Drew mentions. I love porn board drama!

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/04/07 08:37 AM

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She wasn't deleted or deactivated. I think she cried and left when her baby pictures weren't properly appreciated. Perhaps she should post them here.

Is it possible to know the rules there? I've been there a few years and have yet to figure them out. (Perhaps that's entirely for a lack of trying.)

But back to the faggy thread...

No, I never thought she was deactivated. But the Dana/JB thread was locked, IIRC.

I do remember her crying about the baby pics. And starting a whiney thread called "Stop Talking About Me." Pathetic.

As for the rules, I was being more metaphorical than literal. Kind of a "Use the Force" thing. Swine tries these head-on attacks where subtlety would better suit him. And his "Communism" thread attacking the mods isn't going to endear him to Drew & Steph.

But I like Swine. There is much anger in him. I think he'd be a lot happier here than at ADT, where he can vent his spleen to his, and our, delight.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/04/07 09:12 PM

Okay. I've spent the last 24 hours beating Lackwood into their heads over at ADT. It seems to be sinking in. Here's the Link. I'm going to bed.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/04/07 09:17 PM

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I'm going to bed.

Hopefully you won't wake up.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/05/07 06:15 AM

Love you too, Biff.

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/05/07 02:28 PM

EWWW, this one's pretty icky.

From now on, if I hear anyone bummed out, depressed, and complaining about how they think there a generally fucked up individual, I shall point them towards some of the more ummm,... out there ADT threads.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/05/07 04:41 PM

If you think that one's bad, Moronboy, try This One.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/05/07 04:55 PM

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If you think that one's bad, Moronboy, try This One.

RandomPrecision
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I still wouldn't expect honest answers to this question from well-known posters. They have a posting history and therefore, a reputation (or sorts) to uphold. Add to that the fact that some of them no doubt have spouses who read the board. The only way you're even gonna come close to all honest answers is if you have some way of doing the poll completely anonymously. And even then, some people are so homophobic they wouldn't even be honest with themselves enough to post a totally anonymous response.

Myself? I have tried it...a few times. It wasn't bad, actually (better than no sex, which is what I got from the females at the time when I was experimental). I think most people probably have an experimental stage. Or, at least, a stage in which they're tempted to experiment.

At any rate, I found that the sex is sex and if you can get past the fact that the partner is a dude (or a chick if you're female), you can actually have fun. The sex was actually fun. I didn't find myself physically attracted to the guys, however and felt no emotional attachment to them at all. To me, it was just sex.

So I call myself straight because when I think about sex, I don't think about guys. When I go out, I'm not looking at other men's asses. I'm checking out women. My fantasies are about women. People can call me whatever they like (well, those who know). I don't care. I'm certainly not going to advertise that I've done it to, say, my mother or father or whatever but it's not all that shameful. Just fooling around. I don't see any reason why messing around should define a person's sexuality unless they want it to.

Edited by - randomprecision on 3/4/2007 11:52:55 PM

at least when he posts as "randomprecision", kurt leaves off the capslock (j/k)

Posted by: Conky

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/07/07 02:43 PM

Now the ADT "reviewers" are suggesting they be hired to direct porn movies!

Outstanding. So we'll get films of food courts (AC Cream), men being castrated (Steph) and I hate to think what the likes of Boner-one would come up with.

I say good luck to them all. They're great people.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/07/07 04:02 PM

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girth peso
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i'm taking Film History classes, and we are learning about the French New WAve scene were a bunch of film critics who wrote and studied American Film, set a movement where they changed the whole style and eventually inspired American directors, like Scorcese and Tarantino.

I was wondering why don't Porn companies start searching for the New Talent in the AdultDVdTalk, especially guys who know there shit, and know what a lot of us porn consumers want.

This is all Sasha Grey's fault...

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/09/07 01:23 AM

Here's one that's been around for a few years: She-male porn Yay or Nay ...honestly?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/09/07 11:16 PM

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But I like Swine. There is much anger in him. I think he'd be a lot happier here than at ADT, where he can vent his spleen to his, and our, delight.

And I'm sure he's got many great tales that could be told, of course, no name-bombing.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Why Does ADT Ignore Skirt Lackwood - 03/09/07 11:26 PM

did you get banned over there? you were/are ericsomething, correct?

Posted by: Random

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/13/07 01:56 PM

Not a thread, but easily the faggiest thing I've read in some time, and it's courtesy of everyone's favorite goober, bono-ONE:

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Cream always rises to the top and Hillary's been making plenty of cream rise to the tops of several of the best dicks in porn for a couple years now and she shows no signs of slowing down!!!

Fucking yikes, right? Here's the thread it's from.

Posted by: anthropophobiac

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/13/07 02:50 PM

Kneel down you sinners and pray to ADT's german goddess Annette Schwarz because she snorts cum and loves to eat piss soaked cake! And she thinks that french fries with cum and glasses of warm piss should be served at restaurants...

clicketypuke...

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/14/07 02:01 AM

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Kneel down you sinners and pray to ADT's german goddess Annette Schwarz because she snorts cum and loves to eat piss soaked cake! And she thinks that french fries with cum and glasses of warm piss should be served at restaurants...

clicketypuke...

=

And leave it up to Brandon "The Dwarf" Irons to gay that thread up even more.

Posted by: jamesn

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/14/07 07:24 AM

i love that there are 2 pages of reply for a thread titled

" Porn Actress Racially Bias Working Decission"

you pretty much know by that abortion of a sentence the OP's an idiot and it's going to be a near-verbatim rehash of the same IR thread that pops up every two weeks.

"adt-making black people seem stupid and bent on having sex with your 19-year old runaway daughter since 2001."

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/14/07 07:56 AM

There's an element over there that absolutely, positively will not rest until every porn girl has fucked a negro.

As an aside I went over there and searched Houston Don's posts. I didn't find a smoking gun, but I did find some creepy threads to bump. In some of the old threads Steph seems to actually like some of the board members.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/14/07 12:30 PM

At first I thought that the OP was yet another one of those faggy Eurosocialists that run rampant over there, which would explain the abortion of a sentence. Then I read the rest of his posts and thought better of it. His English, while attrocious, is too good for that, although it's only slightly better than El Glorioso.

Let's see what they make of this post.

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I don't want to have sex with Black Women.

Period.

I don't find them attractive. Nor, for the same reason, do I watch Black Porn.

I have many Black friends, including my partner on the job, and an older lady I refer to as my "Aunt Janet."

I support civil rights.

I've even done a voting registration drive in the heart of the New York City Projects.

But I won't Fuck 'em.

Does that make me a racist?

Hardly, although I'm sure there's some of you who will disagree, and try to make me out to be the bastard offspring of Strom Thurmond. Those are the real haters. Too wrapped up in their own uptight bullshit to see things for what they are.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/14/07 12:54 PM

Here's what they do when they're not busy bloviating.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/14/07 01:53 PM

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There's an element over there that absolutely, positively will not rest until every porn girl has fucked a negro.

Presumably whilst shitting someone else's DNA into another whore's gaping mouth, if I know those ADTers.

But it is amusing reading the 'reasons' and logic some girls give for their apparent racism. Might be worth starting a Top 10 list.

Posted by: J.B.

Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/14/07 05:12 PM

Achtung! By order of Herr Burgomeister TMonty, there vill be No discussion of ADT, or how faggy they are, on XPT...

...Or else the Pseudo-Intelectual Eurotrash fag will whine and Bitch at you.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/14/07 05:18 PM

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Achtung! By order of Herr Burgomeister TMonty, there vill be No discussion of ADT, or how faggy they are, on XPT...

...Or else the Pseudo-Intelectual Eurotrash fag will whine and Bitch at you.

I think he was just making a point that your incessant bragging about how you "showed those blokes at adt what for" was wearing thin. It's a point you'll do well to heed.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/14/07 05:20 PM

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Achtung! By order of Herr Burgomeister TMonty, there vill be No discussion of ADT, or how faggy they are, on XPT...

...Or else the Pseudo-Intelectual Eurotrash fag will whine and Bitch at you.

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I think he was just making a point that your incessant bragging about how you "showed those blokes at adt what for" was wearing thin. It's a point you'll do well to heed.

Ouch.

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/14/07 05:31 PM

Is it just me, or is Raoul starting to act a bit like a pre-Penalty Box Lou Cypher?

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/14/07 05:34 PM

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Achtung! By order of Herr Burgomeister TMonty, there vill be No discussion of ADT, or how faggy they are, on XPT...

...Or else the Pseudo-Intelectual Eurotrash fag will whine and Bitch at you.

I think he was just making a point that your incessant bragging about how you "showed those blokes at adt what for" was wearing thin. It's a point you'll do well to heed.

I don't rag on ADT more than anyone else, dude. Fuck, there's a whole thread devoted to it, that got started long before I got here. So for him to get his Eurotrash panties in an uproar is upsurd.

As for you, Biff, like I told you before, you want a shot at me, take your own shot at me. Stop ripping other people off with these faggy "+1's" and posting "ouch" under somebody else's post. You're fucking lame, you pathetic excuse for a retarded fluffer on a Gay porn shoot. Go back to your day job washing the shit off of Lackwood's Big Black Monster Dildo.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/14/07 05:42 PM

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Is it just me, or is Raoul starting to act a bit like a pre-Penalty Box Lou Cypher?

For what, MB? Giving folks back what they Dish out? Eurotrash wants to send me unprovoked hate, I'm going to give it right back. This is still XPT, isn't it?

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/14/07 10:40 PM

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bloviating

There's a word I either didn't know or have successfully repressed ... for obvious reasons.

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bragging about how you "showed those blokes at adt what for" was wearing thin. It's a point you'll do well to heed.

Certainly it was an overplayed hand, but isn't our relating every locked thread or expulsion about the same? I am as guilty as anyone else, if not more so.

This entire thread is a prime example.

I'm SO bored with ADT.

[That wasn't too bloviating, was it??]

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/14/07 10:48 PM

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bloviating

There's a word I either didn't know or have successfully repressed ... for obvious reasons.

Posted by: J.B.

Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/15/07 01:22 AM

The TMonty/Raoul Duke feud is over as of 3:43 AM EDT. We now return you to your regularly scheduled "Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT" thread. Starting with This One, wherein everybody's favorite moderator Hardware, unable to take a joke, pitches a hissy fit and shuts down a thread after two posts.

Posted by: TMonty

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/15/07 01:30 AM

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I think he was just making a point that your incessant bragging about how you "showed those blokes at adt what for" was wearing thin. It's a point you'll do well to heed.

Yep, that was my point indeed. Maybe I should have elaborated a bit more.

Anyway, to get the tread back on topic, here's a Sex Talk thread, which will please the likes of Kurt Lockwood and Mark Davis.

Men not afraid of their own cum

Posted by: anthropophobiac

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/15/07 01:45 AM

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I'm SO bored with ADT.

Bored with GayDT? The place where pathetic rampant fanboyism thrives? Where people discuss anal fruit salad, peanut butter anal, milk enemas, collective masturbation in front of their computers, masturbation in front of mirrors, being in love with pornstars, the benefits of shemale porn and so much more. The place where people court women, who think piss and cum should be served in restaurants. How could such a shithouse full of blithering idiots ever get boring?

Posted by: anthropophobiac

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/15/07 01:49 AM

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The TMonty/Raoul Duke feud is over as of 3:43 AM EDT. We now return you to your regularly scheduled "Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT" thread. Starting with This One, wherein everybody's favorite moderator Hardware, unable to take a joke, pitches a hissy fit and shuts down a thread after two posts.

I knew that little Adolf would be put to good use...

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/16/07 04:33 AM

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Bored with GayDT? The place where pathetic rampant fanboyism thrives? Where people discuss anal fruit salad, peanut butter anal, milk enemas, collective masturbation in front of their computers, masturbation in front of mirrors, being in love with pornstars, the benefits of shemale porn and so much more. The place where people court women, who think piss and cum should be served in restaurants. How could such a shithouse full of blithering idiots ever get boring?

It's all just hilarious to read, of course, but the fun dwindles when you're not allow to make reply in utter disgust at the catfish leached to the bottom of a dirty bathtub that are fanboys. That'll get you deactivated.

Like I said, much more fun to read WITHOUT the ability (or temptation) to reply.

Lil' Adolf should be added to the smiley queue.

Posted by: anthropophobiac

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/16/07 06:13 AM

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Anyway, to get the tread back on topic, here's a Sex Talk thread, which will please the likes of Kurt Lockwood and Mark Davis.

Men not afraid of their own cum

I've just checked that one out...

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We find it very hot and I am on a crusade to find adult porn in which something like this happens.

Behold the marvel that is GayDT! He's on a "crusade" to find movies of men licking their own cum from women's faces and bodies.Yeah, a man with an aim in life! A man on a mission! A crusader for cum! Suddenly, my life feels even emptier than before...

Posted by: Gigi

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/16/07 08:59 AM

some guy named "mediasmarts2" posted this on adt recently in their infamous "dirty anal thread"...
In December and January we had a survey of the all time best Dirty A2M (or anal) scene, for the lists "Golden Poopy" award. We got a few votes, but I hope we can get some more. When you vote, please describe the scene you are voting for in some detail, because we need to regenerate some of the best descriptions.

wow, just wow. the golden poopy award. maybe the trophy will look something like this:

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/16/07 09:33 AM

Close, GG. Close. But photoshop out the face and replace it with this one:

Happy with mouth OPEN!

Posted by: anthropophobiac

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/16/07 09:36 AM

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some guy named "mediasmarts2" posted this on adt recently in their infamous "dirty anal thread"...
In December and January we had a survey of the all time best Dirty A2M (or anal) scene, for the lists "Golden Poopy" award. We got a few votes, but I hope we can get some more. When you vote, please describe the scene you are voting for in some detail, because we need to regenerate some of the best descriptions.

wow, just wow. the golden poopy award. maybe the trophy will look something like this:

Or like this:

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/17/07 12:54 AM

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OUCH! That's far worse than the janitorial grade TP in a civic center bathroom.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/17/07 02:49 PM

Theres a lot of creepy homo-love for brandy irons in this thread.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/17/07 02:57 PM

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Theres a lot of creepy homo-love for brandy irons in this thread.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/17/07 03:00 PM

Brandon just needed a good catch phrase. "DROPPIN' FUCKIN' BACTERIA!" or something.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/17/07 03:06 PM

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From ADT:I don't think Brandon wants to be in anyone's rooster.

I think BI should come to JM and sign on for the journey from the drab existance as just another common rooster to florish and mature as a pampered Capon!!!

[think he'll fall for it?!?]

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/17/07 10:14 PM

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Brandon just needed a good catch phrase. "DROPPIN' FUCKIN' BACTERIA!" or something.

"Serving the San Fernando Valley with fresh STD's on demand"

Sorry, that's a little long for a business slogan.

Posted by: Bornyo

Not Faggy but Funny - 03/19/07 09:34 PM

Lately we're missing this great maged/moblem element

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Anyone see this trend over at Devils film.
Now Mickey, he always was a cum eating freak, it worked with Missy because she played the domme so well. But his scene with gia paloma, was just sick- Gia didn't give a damn, and mickey went out of his way to have her shit the cum into his mouth

Mark davis he also is a cum eater form way back. I remember when he first got into the biz he would kiss mouths full and covered with his spunk. Theres a huge difference between that and swallowing your cum shat of a porn stars ass.

The scene with Arriana Jolle,that kind of works in a way becasue shes such a shit talking domme. I mean if they demand it or show interest in it can sometimes make it more viewable. I mean who could tell ariana "no"?

And lastly and most sadly- Jon Dough. I mean was his scene with Isabel Ice the last one before the end. Its like "how the might have fallen". Jon Dough eating his own spunk- that was just SICK! Especially since it appeared to be one of Isabels early scene before she became one of the classic shit talkers of all time.I mean in her current incarnation, maybe, but not when she's totally disinterested. And theres still noway its acceptable for a legend like Dough to be eating his own cum.

Men eating their own cum is something best done in private- NEVER to be recorded for posterity.

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/20/07 02:02 PM

Back to the Iron thread(for a second), I questioned ADTer's on why they like Brandon when... well, I'll just give you what I told them:

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Not trying to be an ass or anything.

Okay, the overwhelming majority of people here seem to be against rough and extreme sex(gaggin, spitting, throat fucking, puking, hard face slapping).
Brandon seems to have gotten noticed in the business for his rough, gag-inducing, vomit-dripping, face-stinging antics in the original Slap Happy series.
The majority of the posters here seem to like Iron.
I don't understand it.
Again, not trying to be an ass.

threesomebody said this:

Quote:

I love Brandon's rough stuff and would love to see more Slap Happy type scenes from him. I agree that he is one of the best at this genre. I think I need to subscribe to sexandsubmission.com.

For the record, I am not a fan of puking, gagging, etc. I love extremely rough sex, but I distinguish between rough and gross.

Wants to see more Slap Happy type scenes from Brandon, but is "not a fan of puking, gagging, etc."
I am still trying to make some sort of sense out of this one.

Posted by: 3SB

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/20/07 05:08 PM

Quote:

threesomebody said this:
Quote:

I love Brandon's rough stuff and would love to see more Slap Happy type scenes from him. I agree that he is one of the best at this genre. I think I need to subscribe to sexandsubmission.com.

For the record, I am not a fan of puking, gagging, etc. I love extremely rough sex, but I distinguish between rough and gross.

Wants to see more Slap Happy type scenes from Brandon, but is "not a fan of puking, gagging, etc."
I am still trying to make some sort of sense out of this one.

What's the question?

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/20/07 05:49 PM

Okay, I may have just seen 2 out of the 4 Slap Happy movies(okay, 3/5 if you count 5th one, which was mostly a compilation with some leftovers throw in). Every scene seemed to have gagging, and most of them also included puking.

So, you would like to see more Slap Happy-type scenes, but you hate gagging and puking?

Without gagging and puking, Slap Happy would just be Brandon Iron slapping chicks in the face and calling them names(with no sex whatsoever). Is that what you want to see?

Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/20/07 05:53 PM

are we actually having a semantic debate concerning brandon iron?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/20/07 05:56 PM

Quote:

are we actually having a semantic debate concerning brandon iron?

Yes we are, because we've run off all the other porn whores and we're trying to lure him back.

Posted by: 3SB

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/20/07 07:09 PM

Quote:

Okay, I may have just seen 2 out of the 4 Slap Happy movies(okay, 3/5 if you count 5th one, which was mostly a compilation with some leftovers throw in). Every scene seemed to have gagging, and most of them also included puking.

So, you would like to see more Slap Happy-type scenes, but you hate gagging and puking?

Without gagging and puking, Slap Happy would just be Brandon Iron slapping chicks in the face and calling them names(with no sex whatsoever). Is that what you want to see?

Yes and yes. Although no sex? No. It is possible to have forceful deep throat blowjobs without puking or the incessant gl-gl-gl-gl gagging noises. If you don't believe that, then you have been with the wrong chicks.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/20/07 10:15 PM

Quote:

gl-gl-gl-gl gagging noises

[CAOH] It was quah! quah! quah! quachhhhhh! [/CAOH]

What's up 3SB?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/20/07 10:53 PM

Which of you pussies is "the unknown pervert" at adt? You gave xpt a shoutout over there. I would hope people could use the same name on both boards.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/21/07 03:30 AM

3SB, half of those gl, gl, gl gunks are overacting or copying a real gl, gl, gl, gunk that got a good review.

OK. Now, agents, pass this on:

Ladies, I know you're so relieved you can get breakfast before work because finally it'sjust a bj scene instead of a 9am anal scene, but pleeeeease don't eat until afterwards. That's why you are puking, unless done on purpose like Max Hardcore and such. Same goes for coffee. Brown phlegm streamers, not sexy.

Posted by: 3SB

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/21/07 05:08 AM

Quote:

Quote:

gl-gl-gl-gl gagging noises

[CAOH] It was quah! quah! quah! quachhhhhh! [/CAOH]

What's up 3SB?

Hi baby. I am contemplating that giant breakfast burrito with hot sauce I ate this morning.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/24/07 09:10 AM

What was the length of the longest turd you ever squeezed out?
And, although it's been said, Welcome to XPT, Unknown Pervert.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/25/07 08:49 PM

I'm sorry, this is funny. Condemn me.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/25/07 09:01 PM

Quote:

I'm sorry, this is funny. Condemn me.

That is one feature where XPT needs some improvement. I've noticed a definite lack of do nothing morally superior Euroweenies and raging lesbian activists here. They are a lot of fun, better than shooting prairie dogs with a high powered rifle.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/25/07 09:06 PM

Yeah but we still get our share of them over here. This BustdownGal really has my interest (obviously) and I want to see how deeply she carries these convictions.

Welcome to XPT Unknown Pervert.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/25/07 09:09 PM

Quote:

I'm sorry, this is funny. Condemn me.

wow, what a clusterfuck that turned into. is that pseudo bull dyke bustdowngurl a kate/arthur redux?

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/25/07 09:20 PM

My contribution to Bornyo's thread CLICK.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/25/07 09:21 PM

King I don't know- it could very well be ksex arthur/kate. Its a great place to vent. In case it doesn't last I'm attaching pics

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/25/07 09:24 PM

It's really blurry, Bornyo. I don't think it will go anywhere, saince it's (a) creative and (b) in the WN&N forum.

Edit: Bornyo fixed the Blurriness.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/25/07 09:30 PM

here was the first post

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Not Faggy but Funny - 03/26/07 01:12 AM

Quote:

This BustdownGal really has my interest (obviously) and I want to see how deeply she carries these convictions.

Welcome to XPT Unknown Pervert.

I think that sword of justice she is so fond of hitting every man over the head with is actually her favorite strap on. Someone should set her up with Lockwood. She would have someone she can take out all her hang ups on and he would have someplace to drop his dog off on work days.

Kurt in the morning afterglow

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/26/07 10:14 AM

how have I missed this ?
What is the fascination some of the posters over there with Y chromosomes have with examining their spoo and other bodily discharges?

When they are not measuring their bowel movements they are treating their jizz with the level of scientific curiosity usually reserved for NASA robotic probes of Mars. First there was the debate over whether or not men conducting taste tests of their cum was faggy and now people want to look at their jizz under a microscope. (And who keeps a microscope next to them when they jack off anyways?)

I'm waiting for someone to start a thread saying how much they like to jack off into a brandy snifter and swirl it around to experience the bold, robust aroma of their vintage , inspired by the lollipop stick given to them by Hillary Scott that they keep under their pillow, cocksnot deposit.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/26/07 12:20 PM

Well, you wouldn't want him as your teacher for biology, that's for sure.

Posted by: Macho Kiljoy

Doesn't get much faggier than this - 03/26/07 02:33 PM

Kate?

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Doesn't get much faggier than this - 03/26/07 04:18 PM

No. Kate/Arthur is BustdownGal. See Bornyo's thread above.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/26/07 04:28 PM

Quote:

how have I missed this ?
What is the fascination some of the posters over there with Y chromosomes have with examining their spoo and other bodily discharges? When they are not measuring their bowel movements they are treating their jizz with the level of scientific curiosity usually reserved for NASA robotic probes of Mars. First there was the debate over whether or not men conducting taste tests of their cum was faggy and now people want to look at their jizz under a microscope. (And who keeps a microscope next to them when they jack off anyways?)

I'm waiting for someone to start a thread saying how much they like to jack off into a brandy snifter and swirl it around to experience the bold, robust aroma of their vintage , inspired by the lollipop stick given to them by Hillary Scott that they keep under their pillow, cocksnot deposit.

They remind me of a bunch of boys squatting around a pile of dogshit while one pokes it with a stick to see that the colored thing is that's sticking out. (Wasn't that a Norman Rockwell painting)?

Posted by: 3SB

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/26/07 05:52 PM

Quote:

They remind me of a bunch of boys squatting around a pile of dogshit while one pokes it with a stick to see that the colored thing is that's sticking out. (Wasn't that a Norman Rockwell painting)?

I think it was.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/26/07 05:59 PM

Hilarious! Thats the first time I've seen that, and definitely the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Posted by: zenman

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/26/07 09:19 PM

I think it was shopped dude.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/26/07 09:36 PM

Quote:

I think it was shopped dude.

More importantly, it was shopped for me!!

Posted by: 3SB

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/27/07 10:59 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I think it was shopped dude.

More importantly, it was shopped for me!!

Posted by: melpster

Re: Eurotrash Uber Alles - 03/27/07 12:23 PM

And it was most awesome indeed.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 03/29/07 11:12 PM

Christian Appreciation Thread

Posted by: zenman

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 03/29/07 11:22 PM

Quote:

Christian Appreciation Thread

Six industry whores post in the same thread. Gee, what are the chances?

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 03/31/07 10:22 PM

Here's a Really faggy thread: Ever jacked off to gay porn?

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 03/31/07 10:37 PM

that kind of shit is depressing

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 03/31/07 11:56 PM

When there are many other items in a thread more disturbing than finding oneself as being on Alex Panzer's side of a topic you have got a seriously warped thread. Just reading that gave me the shivering whim whams.

Posted by: zenman

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/01/07 03:03 PM

Can you imagine the avalanche of hatred and abuse if someone had posted this over here?

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/01/07 03:09 PM

I was trying so hard to come up with a response that wouldn't get instantly deleted by their mods. Took a while.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/01/07 03:40 PM

That thread is beyond faggy. It is hard to fathom its depths of pathetic abnormality, unless it was some sinister jest by an xpt'er to see what type of response would be forthcoming. It is a testament to the Romper Room atmosphere created and maintained by Steph, Drew, Hardware, et al. that fucktard threads like that avoid the abuse they so richly merit.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/01/07 04:40 PM

Quote:

Can you imagine the avalanche of hatred and abuse if someone had posted this over here?

This is precisely the kind of thing I expect Jamesn to post either here, on Garden Web or some preemy blog. In fact, I demand it!

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/01/07 05:29 PM

D-List porn Directors Bitch Slapping Each Other

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/01/07 09:38 PM

No, I actually like that one. To me, it's the kind of drama that ADT is capable of handling WITHOUT the thread turning into a sausage party. Although, Yani did get a little g-h-e-y towards the end with all the talk about lube.

Posted by: TMonty

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/02/07 10:32 AM

I should have known better than to read the "Star Crossed" forum.

-> Click! <-

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/02/07 10:40 AM

Well, at least "tritone" says he/she is going to join here and ask directly. Malice approve "tritone" quickly so we can toss him/her around a little. It's been a while since we got one in the deep end of the pool.

Posted by: TMonty

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/02/07 10:43 AM

Quote:

Well, at least "tritone" says he/she is going to join here and ask directly. Malice approve "tritone" quickly so we can toss him/her around a little. It's been a while since we got one in the deep end of the pool.

[ADT lingo]

+1

[/ADT lingo]

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/02/07 10:50 AM

Quote:

Her refusal sends a subtle message: You can be my virtual fanboy, but I would never be associated with your kind of people publicly.

I love it when they get all worked up and take themselves so seriously.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/02/07 12:46 PM

What is it with those guys and black cocks? I mean what's the big fucking deal? Do they really harbor this creepy escaped slave raping white wimmin fucking throwback fantasy?

I'm willing to bet these are the same jerks who pissed their shorts watching The Cosby Show, while quietly thanking God it wasn't set in their neighborhood.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/02/07 04:10 PM

Naaahh, Conky. It somehow assuages their liberal guilt over slavery and Jim Crow, even though most of them don't even live in the South and probably had ancestors who fought for the Union. Think of it as an attempt to fulfil the "I have a dream" speech, on a massive scale:

Quote:

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.

Or something like that...

Posted by: Tritone

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/02/07 04:35 PM

Conky,

I am black and all of your theories about my motivations are wrong.

Like I said in the ADT thread, it is all about adding a level of beleivability to my fantasies. If I know a girl can dig black dudes like me ,it enhances my fantasies. Even if I am currently whacking to her doing a white guy.

Understand now?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/03/07 03:10 PM

Quote:

What is it with those guys and black cocks? I mean what's the big fucking deal? Do they really harbor this creepy escaped slave raping white wimmin fucking throwback fantasy?

Yes, and they also want reperations because their great-great-gramma was a nigress whore for da white man 160 years ago.

Tritone, you take it all too seriously. Even if she's fucking the BBC, what makes you think she digs it? This is why I like the BTS, because one day I'm hoping the whore is shown flipping out on her stuntdick, calling him whatever names she feels appropriate.

I'm betting most whores do it for the money, it's about the only thing some whores, like Tory Lane, have left to round out her career.

Of course, the ones who don't are racist.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/03/07 03:37 PM

Quote:

Conky,

I am black and all of your theories about my motivations are wrong.

Like I said in the ADT thread, it is all about adding a level of beleivability to my fantasies. If I know a girl can dig black dudes like me ,it enhances my fantasies. Even if I am currently whacking to her doing a white guy.

Understand now?

I was generalizing, Tritone. I've been in this business a long time, and I also know that the Big Black Cock thing is a huge fantasy for a lot of white guys.

Personally, I don't get it. I've never been color specific and I enjoy seeing black girls get it as much as white girls. The color of the cock really doesn't bother me provided it doesn't come with comedy catch phrases. My post was more a wail about the weirdness of ADT than your specific question.

Posted by: Tritone

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/03/07 05:51 PM

Quote:

Tritone, you take it all too seriously. Even if she's fucking the BBC, what makes you think she digs it? This is why I like the BTS, because one day I'm hoping the whore is shown flipping out on her stuntdick, calling him whatever names she feels appropriate.

True, its almost always about the $$$$ and lots of good scenes are just good acting on the performs part. But even if the only way they would ever do a black guy is for money it still works for me because at least I know it is possible.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/03/07 09:23 PM

[sarcasm]
Sure, if I were black with $1000-1200 to toss around at will, the first thing I'd be lookin' for is a random white bitch, let alone a herp-filled porn whore, to stuff my my sausage in.
[/sarcasm]

Posted by: papercut

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/03/07 10:57 PM

Quote:

[sarcasm]
Sure, if I were black with $1000-1200 to toss around at will, the first thing I'd be lookin' for is a random white bitch, let alone a herp-filled porn whore, to stuff my my sausage in.
[/sarcasm]

Fuck, you are dumb.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/04/07 07:24 AM

Quote:

Sure, if I were black with $1000-1200 to toss around at will, the first thing I'd be lookin' for ...

Be honest ...

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/04/07 10:03 AM

Yo Grizz, iz data Excalade?

Quote:

Fuck, you are dumb.

Good show chap, how'd you know? And you are?

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/04/07 01:26 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Fuck, you are dumb.

Good show chap, how'd you know? And you are?

A boring alt-id, Jack. One that says the same shit over and over again.

Posted by: papercut

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/04/07 01:28 PM

Boy, you're a sensitive bitch today aren't you Rowull?

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/04/07 01:48 PM

Posted by: Conky

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/05/07 09:12 AM

Sorry to hijack this one back to its original theme, but there's a new one over at ADT all about chicks with big clits. It's actually worth following this link supplied to see the PornoTube clip. It's particularly

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/05/07 09:17 AM

Quote:

Sorry to hijack this one back to its original theme, but there's a new one over at ADT all about chicks with big clits. It's actually worth following this link supplied to see the PornoTube clip. It's particularly

That's no clit, that's a tiny dick.... fuckin' gross shit. Holy hermaphrodites Batman!!

Posted by: Moxie

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/05/07 12:00 PM

Banner day at Gay DT.

Wondering about guys cocks

Weird Bottle Fetish

Posted by: GoatBoy

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/05/07 12:02 PM

ADT is like the dog on its last legs.Time to put it to sleep

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/06/07 10:15 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Sorry to hijack this one back to its original theme, but there's a new one over at ADT all about chicks with big clits. It's actually worth following this link supplied to see the PornoTube clip. It's particularly

That's no clit, that's a tiny dick.... fuckin' gross shit. Holy hermaphrodites Batman!!

My neighbor heard me choking on the beef tips that I was having for dinner. This will teach me to never eat at the computer again. The monitor is ruined (bot not a total loss), after a Heimlich Manuever was performed, dinner became one with my flat screen.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/06/07 10:20 PM

For the guy in General Porno Talk: A video where one of the actresses has a cold.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/06/07 10:24 PM

I think you'll find he's one in the same fucking weirdo.

With all of 49 posts, do a search for him "within the past year". You'll be pleasantly freaked the fuck out.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/06/07 10:33 PM

No thanks, Jack. I just ate. No sense in both of us blowing out our monitors.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/07/07 04:51 AM

Quote:

My neighbor heard me choking on the beef tips that I was having for dinner. This will teach me to never eat at the computer again. The monitor is ruined (bot not a total loss), after a Heimlich Manuever was performed, dinner became one with my flat screen.

Sorry, Jack. I had to share the horror. That's a big cock for a girl though. I can think of several male performers who'd like to meet her.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/07/07 11:03 AM

Blowjob techniques that annoy me

Quote:

ew ew ew i hate it when girls like curl their lips in and give a weird gum job things... so not sexy.

---DanaDeArmond

Posted by: Moxie

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/07/07 01:06 PM

Raousl- you beat me to it. Why are they taking notes on how girls give BJ's? Are they going to try them out next?

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/07/07 01:20 PM

Could be. Although I suspect it's because most of them have never had one before. (KnowwhatImean? KnowwhatImean? Nudge, Nudge. Say no more, Squire?)

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/07/07 09:53 PM

Have you ever gotten sick from watching porn?

Posted by: Moxie

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/08/07 04:42 AM

Quote:

Have you ever gotten sick from watching porn?

I've gotten Ill from reading Gay-DT.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/08/07 09:16 AM

A porn Hallmark moment if there ever was one.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/08/07 09:31 AM

Thanks to The Unknown Pervert for posting another example of the disgusting faggotry that infests ADT.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/08/07 09:44 AM

"Also after I fantasize about watching such a thing I simply want to hold the girl that has gotten off multiple times because of this activity in my arms and lightly kiss her on the cheek or lips with no sexual activity between us. Kind of like consoling her and congragulating her on a job well done."--"oldguy" at adt

yeah, nothin' like hugging and kissing some whore after she's been creamed on by a bunch of felons.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/08/07 10:17 AM

ADT "oldguy" is the mother of all

. What woodwork do these ADT fanbois emerge from? Sometimes I regret that xxxporntalk is too hard on the porn actresses, but ADT is the bottom of the fanboi barrel.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/08/07 12:45 PM

Quote:

"Also after I fantasize about watching such a thing I simply want to hold the girl that has gotten off multiple times because of this activity in my arms and lightly kiss her on the cheek or lips with no sexual activity between us. Kind of like consoling her and congragulating her on a job well done."--"oldguy" at adt

This really is the paradigmatic ADT post, mixing star-struck idolatry with asexual mother-love for the jizz-rags.

It is of a piece with the infamous thread that was the wellspring that gave us XPT "Beautiful women sharing their sexuality with us". I'm so not kidding

For those of us who are new here, this was the first post:

Quote:

...Instead, I see women going the extra mile, and giving of themselves. They have fun, they try to give pleasure, and they try to receive it. They put out energy, and their eyes register that they are having all kinds of fun. I know I must sound like a broken record, praising Nacho, Toni Ribas, and recent efforts from Rocco and Christoph Clark yet again (and now add Mason to the list), but actress after actress, in movie after movie, for months on end now have left me feeling grateful that they display more than minimal effort for the camera. And to show this gratitude, I refuse to refer to these women as "whores" or "guttersluts" or other similar terms...

Jeff's reply to that thread (which got him banned):

Quote:

Call me a old fashion romantic but they are all cum gargling fuck pigs who must be degraded to give their lives meaning. Some are "GutterMouths" while others are "Girlverts" but they are all whores. I'm a porn producer, so I mean that in the nicest way.

Jeff Steward
JM Productions

Wanker Wang's iconic reply:

Quote:

Mike Jeff is a good friend of mine but he's also one dumb asshole. The sinister level to which he attempted to weasel his way back onto the boards makes me rue the state of humanity. That being said ...

I believe it's a complete disservice to this board when a major porn producer like Mike Jeff is banned because of alleged improprieties of political correctness. We're talking about a guy who got nailed with 20 cops around his house by Vice. Refused to cop a plea to obscenity. Backed up his words (and money) with actions. And finally (and proudly) copped to a misdeameanor for being a 'public nuisance).

We're not talking some idiot like Bryan Sullivan or that whole clan of jibberish spewing morons.

AdultDVDTalk should be a forum by which all opinions, legit or illegit depending on perceptions, can be shared, thought out, debated, and reconstructed. The mere fact a smut peddler like Mike Jeff cannot be allowed to voice his opinions is a travesty.

Now on to the original topic. Here's what a whore is and its relation to the adult business.

A whore is any girl who fucks for money.

I would say 90% of the girls in the industry hate what they do and fuck only for money.

I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry hate getting assfucked but do it only for the money.

I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry have serious issues such as but not limited to previous bouts with rape, incest, molestation, drug abuse, pimp boyfriends, etc.

Most have an IQ of room temperature. Most do not have automobiles. Most do not have bank accounts. Most do not and cannot acquire a credit card. Most squander all their porn earnings almost immediately. Most will end up penniless and return to the business because their job skills relegate them to a lifelong search for a drug dealing sugardaddy or public assistance. Most have complete lack of self-esteem. These are societal problems and cannot be blamed on an adult industry which neither cares or should care.

The fact that I could call a new porn girl a 'fucking whore' and, when I explain myself, they shower me with hugs as I tell them that they should suck as much dick as possible to get ahead tells you alot. Yes, I coach these girls too on how to be the best whore they can be. It's more of a longetivity and monetary issue as opposed to a derogatory one.

Here's an interesting story. I usually have whores running rampant around my abode. When a friend asks me how he can get blown by these whores, I tell them to go up next to them and pull out their peckers. It's the easiest way. Why? These girls are conditioned to suck dick. When there's a dick in front of them, they look like a deer caught in the headlights and don't know what to do. It's instinct for them to suck it until it coats the back of their throats with nut butter.

Now tell me this. Do you think the girls in the industry love what they do? Nearly every scene ends in a facial. Can you really fathom how truly degrading this act really is? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck off 5 complete strangers and gulp down their ball snot and have to pretend they loved every minute of it? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck on a dick that's been pulled out of your own asshole which smells like complete shit? They do it for the money and that's what makes them whores.

Let me repeat: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM WHORES.

I think alot of you forget after watching so many DVDs exactly what the reality is. You fall into a trap of fantasy land thinking these girls love what they do. If there was no paycheck involved, the female talent pool would drop to nothing. They don't do it for the sheer love of it. They get drilled in the asshole, they take a mugfull of cum, they fuck complete strangers, because of one reason only. THEY ARE WHORES.

Get out of fantasyland and really think about it.

WW

This thread is our version of the Cane Ridge Revival moment. Study it, and feel the power.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/08/07 01:26 PM

Denver Don is a toilet slave!!!!!!!!

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=22012/forum_id=9/cat_id=3/22012.htm

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/08/07 02:16 PM

Tricia Devereaux's reply:

Quote:

Shameless - I HAVE talked about that Anabolic comp title before. While I like the idea of a comp dedicated to my scenes, I DON'T like the title of it. If people took the term 'whore' to mean a very sexual person or something equating to that, I wouldn't have a problem with it. But unfortunately, the people who use the term the most DON'T mean it in the same way they would call a guy a stud. They mean it to be degrading, to say that the girl they are talking about is not worth anything else.

Well, for any porn producer/director out there who believes this, those GIRLS have made you a hell of a lot of money, and if for no other reason than that, you should treat them with respect.

I don't believe in trash talking to get attention. It's low, and it means that your product isn't worthy of attention on it's own. But I don't have to worry about that problem. I spend my time worrying about how to make my product even better, not trying to figure out new ways to degrade girls.

That's Tricia Deveraux, distributor of such titles as Belladonna's Butthole Whores, Vault Of Whores, Fame Is A Whore On Butt Row, My Girlfriend's Whore Friend, New Whores On The Block, New Whores On The Block 2, Trophy Whores and Trophy Whores 2.

Personally, I think she's on thin ice with this one....unless she's seriously claiming that the above named titles are in fact all about celebrating the unbridled sexuality of the girls depicted therein in a positive, life-affirming way?

C'mon, Tricia, fess up! 'To Whore Or Not To Whore?', that is the question...

(The above aside, it's nice to have you onboard by the way!

)

Posted by: Conky

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/08/07 02:49 PM

If Tricia is still saying those things, then she's on her own. However, opinions change, the market changes and we all change as we get older.

Her statements were made four years ago, when the market was a different place.

Jeff has absolutely stuck to his guns through the years, and deserves massive props for that for many different reasons. The guy fights for freedom of speech.

I'll cut Tricia some slack on this one, because I think her outlook today is probably different. Hopefully she'll tell us!

Posted by: Moxie

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/08/07 04:09 PM

Whats it like to get an ATM?

Looking at her own asswhole

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/09/07 01:44 AM

Under the heading of "Credit where Credit is Due"...

Hardware (Yeah, Him. I know, I know and I agree with most of the criticism, too) actually said something that made sense. In the "Are You Anti-American?" Thread, He wrote:

Quote:

If I was anti-American I wouldn't be living in the USA.

It seems to me that it is much easier to be anti-American if you've never been here, because it is hard for outsiders to grasp just how diverse the USA really is. Few things are so monolithic that you can't find an alternative. Don't like New York? Move to New Mexico. Hate Bush? Join the club. Hate Pelosi? Got a club for that, too.

Sure, the federal government can be pretty fucked up, but at least we get the opportunity to kick the movers and shakers' collective ass out every few years.

Say what you want about the man (and I say plenty) It's a Damn good answer to all of those Eurosocialists they've got over there.

Okay. Back to bashing their Faggy Threads.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/09/07 08:39 AM

Quote:

If Tricia is still saying those things, then she's on her own. However, opinions change, the market changes and we all change as we get older.

Her statements were made four years ago, when the market was a different place.

Some of us are leaders and start trends while others are three steps behind and just fallow. Tricia must enjoy eating my dust.

Posted by: Tricia

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/09/07 01:59 PM

Four years ago, I was figuring out how to balance being an ex-porn performer, current porn exec, wife, mom, etc. etc.

As a few of you have been kind enough to acknowledge, I've gone through a lot in the last 10 years.

As for the whole 'whore' thing... part of it is that society has changed. High school girls use whore and hooker as a casual term for a friend. It's all over the place. That being said, years ago, if I was emotionally where I am today, I probably would have reacted differently.

I still remember when David Lord wanted to call our movie 'Vault of Whores'. I thought 'dear God, I'm gonna get raked over this one. But it's a great title.

To this day, I still hate the porn directors and company owners who treat the girls with no respect. But a word is a word, and I've gotten over it.

Jeff - trust me, that's the ONLY time you're going to be able to truthfully say that.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/09/07 02:07 PM

Quote:

Four years ago, I was figuring out how to balance being an ex-porn performer, current porn exec, wife, mom, etc. etc.

As a few of you have been kind enough to acknowledge, I've gone through a lot in the last 10 years.

As for the whole 'whore' thing... part of it is that society has changed. High school girls use whore and hooker as a casual term for a friend. It's all over the place. That being said, years ago, if I was emotionally where I am today, I probably would have reacted differently.

I still remember when David Lord wanted to call our movie 'Vault of Whores'. I thought 'dear God, I'm gonna get raked over this one. But it's a great title.

To this day, I still hate the porn directors and company owners who treat the girls with no respect. But a word is a word, and I've gotten over it.

Jeff - trust me, that's the ONLY time you're going to be able to truthfully say that.

Good response TD - but not to worry, nobody reads this site anyhow.

Posted by: 3SB

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/09/07 04:57 PM

Quote:

Wanker Wang's iconic reply:

Quote:

Mike Jeff is a good friend of mine but he's also one dumb asshole. The sinister level to which he attempted to weasel his way back onto the boards makes me rue the state of humanity. That being said ...

I believe it's a complete disservice to this board when a major porn producer like Mike Jeff is banned because of alleged improprieties of political correctness. We're talking about a guy who got nailed with 20 cops around his house by Vice. Refused to cop a plea to obscenity. Backed up his words (and money) with actions. And finally (and proudly) copped to a misdeameanor for being a 'public nuisance).

We're not talking some idiot like Bryan Sullivan or that whole clan of jibberish spewing morons.

AdultDVDTalk should be a forum by which all opinions, legit or illegit depending on perceptions, can be shared, thought out, debated, and reconstructed. The mere fact a smut peddler like Mike Jeff cannot be allowed to voice his opinions is a travesty.

Now on to the original topic. Here's what a whore is and its relation to the adult business.

A whore is any girl who fucks for money.

I would say 90% of the girls in the industry hate what they do and fuck only for money.

I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry hate getting assfucked but do it only for the money.

I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry have serious issues such as but not limited to previous bouts with rape, incest, molestation, drug abuse, pimp boyfriends, etc.

Most have an IQ of room temperature. Most do not have automobiles. Most do not have bank accounts. Most do not and cannot acquire a credit card. Most squander all their porn earnings almost immediately. Most will end up penniless and return to the business because their job skills relegate them to a lifelong search for a drug dealing sugardaddy or public assistance. Most have complete lack of self-esteem. These are societal problems and cannot be blamed on an adult industry which neither cares or should care.

The fact that I could call a new porn girl a 'fucking whore' and, when I explain myself, they shower me with hugs as I tell them that they should suck as much dick as possible to get ahead tells you alot. Yes, I coach these girls too on how to be the best whore they can be. It's more of a longetivity and monetary issue as opposed to a derogatory one.

Here's an interesting story. I usually have whores running rampant around my abode. When a friend asks me how he can get blown by these whores, I tell them to go up next to them and pull out their peckers. It's the easiest way. Why? These girls are conditioned to suck dick. When there's a dick in front of them, they look like a deer caught in the headlights and don't know what to do. It's instinct for them to suck it until it coats the back of their throats with nut butter.

Now tell me this. Do you think the girls in the industry love what they do? Nearly every scene ends in a facial. Can you really fathom how truly degrading this act really is? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck off 5 complete strangers and gulp down their ball snot and have to pretend they loved every minute of it? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck on a dick that's been pulled out of your own asshole which smells like complete shit? They do it for the money and that's what makes them whores.

Let me repeat: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM WHORES.

I think alot of you forget after watching so many DVDs exactly what the reality is. You fall into a trap of fantasy land thinking these girls love what they do. If there was no paycheck involved, the female talent pool would drop to nothing. They don't do it for the sheer love of it. They get drilled in the asshole, they take a mugfull of cum, they fuck complete strangers, because of one reason only. THEY ARE WHORES.

Get out of fantasyland and really think about it.

WW

This thread is our version of the Cane Ridge Revival moment. Study it, and feel the power.

That's a great post for a variety of reasons.

Posted by: 3SB

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/09/07 04:58 PM

Quote:

Four years ago, I was figuring out how to balance being an ex-porn performer, current porn exec, wife, mom, etc. etc.

As a few of you have been kind enough to acknowledge, I've gone through a lot in the last 10 years.

As for the whole 'whore' thing... part of it is that society has changed. High school girls use whore and hooker as a casual term for a friend. It's all over the place. That being said, years ago, if I was emotionally where I am today, I probably would have reacted differently.

I still remember when David Lord wanted to call our movie 'Vault of Whores'. I thought 'dear God, I'm gonna get raked over this one. But it's a great title.

To this day, I still hate the porn directors and company owners who treat the girls with no respect. But a word is a word, and I've gotten over it.

Jeff - trust me, that's the ONLY time you're going to be able to truthfully say that.

Tricia is one of my favorite chicks in the industry. I love her and defend her to death. And I have never even seen a scene she was in.

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/09/07 05:59 PM

Quote:

These girls are conditioned to suck dick. When there's a dick in front of them, they look like a deer caught in the headlights and don't know what to do. It's instinct for them to suck it until it coats the back of their throats with nut butter.

Priceless

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/09/07 07:10 PM

Quote:

Raousl- you beat me to it. Why are they taking notes on how girls give BJ's? Are they going to try them out next?

Nooo, silly boy! It's all about PRETENDING you're the guy who is getting his cock sucked. Didn't you know? Think "fanboy"!

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/10/07 12:58 AM

This Morning's Faggy Thread: Sons in Gay porn/Daughters in Staight Porn

Posted by: Moxie

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/10/07 03:16 PM

Evening edition:

What Happens To The Cum Stained Furniture?

Posted by: Gigi

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/10/07 03:20 PM

Quote:

Evening edition:

What Happens To The Cum Stained Furniture?

Unknown Pervert replies,""Sell it to fanboys on E-Bay. AC Cream would probably have his entire living room refurnished." oh fuck that was good.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Faggy Thread of the Day at ADT - 04/10/07 04:55 PM

Quote:

Unknown Pervert replies,""Sell it to fanboys on E-Bay. AC Cream would probably have his entire living room refurnished." oh fuck that was good.

Wankus once tried to sell the KSEX sofa here, I guess payroll was a little short that week.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=news&Number=1272

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/13/07 09:29 AM

Quote:

Jeff - trust me, that's the ONLY time you're going to be able to truthfully say that.

Wrong again big time. You really are delusional aren't you! I could do this all day but for now I will only point out one more.

You are currently suing our friend in Canada that my company went after several years before you for bootlegging and not only that but you are using my attorney to do it. I dont care that you walk in my foot steps but at least acknowledge it.

Posted by: Moxie

Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/18/07 07:39 PM

I want the whores to have more pleasure
I think it's sad that so many movies nowadays seems to be about degrading the girls. Pushing them far beyond their limits, making them gag on cocks up untill they almost throws up, slapping the girl's faces etc.

(I don't like see men degrade girls, but girl girl domination can be kinda hot)

I would actually like to see the porn guys trying to pleasure the girls more. Like trying to rub and finger the pussy when fucking the ass, so that the girl gets more pleasure from it.

I also would like to see more guys eat the girl's pussy and ass more often.

Too me it's much more turning on when the girl looks like she loves to get fucked, rather than expressing severe pain with her face. I also love to watch female orgasm that I can believe is real. Rather than faked "assgasms"

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/18/07 07:45 PM

They must be shooting for this thread.

Porn Needs More Male on Mal sex

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/18/07 08:36 PM

Quote:

They must be shooting for this thread.
Porn Needs More Male on Mal sex

And here I was pulling for beastiality. Tijuana is only, what, 3 hours south? Donkey shows anyone?

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/19/07 01:40 AM

Quote:

They must be shooting for this thread.

Porn Needs More Male on Mal sex

Isn't the thread starter here XPT's old friend 'kate'?

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/19/07 02:28 PM

Quote:

And here I was pulling for beastiality. Tijuana is only, what, 3 hours south? Donkey shows anyone?

Ask and ye shall receive! Hot animal loving, anyone?

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/19/07 06:56 PM

I like how someone pulls the threadlocking card after Wheat's initial accurate impression of Sensi. It's okay to think of the San Diego Zoo as a potential escort service yet pointing out the obvious fucked in the headness of this merits the padlock of death.

Posted by: zenman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/21/07 05:35 PM

gayest of the day

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/21/07 06:05 PM

Wow. It's like an ultra gay Borat. Shocking find, Zenman.

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/21/07 06:18 PM

People like that have been trying to get in here alot lately. Zen, can we build a wall?

Posted by: Cerberus
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/21/07 06:53 PM

Quote:

People like that have been trying to get in here alot lately. Zen, can we build a wall?

But the damn Mongolians will tear it down.

Posted by: Danny DeVito
Faggy AD of The Day at ADT - 04/21/07 11:27 PM

Do they have to be so blatant about it?

Posted by: papercut
Re: Faggy AD of The Day at ADT - 04/21/07 11:29 PM

Quote:

Do they have to be so blatant about it?

So, it's obvious you are Raoul Duke. Just admit it and let's end this charade.

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy AD of The Day at ADT - 04/22/07 04:09 AM

I was going to point that out as well. Don't fuckup this thread by accusing anyone that posts pictures of being Raul or you will end up getting banned.

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/23/07 01:12 AM

Ass Smelling Fetish

Posted by: weeeee
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/23/07 01:48 AM

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/23/07 05:25 AM

Ceara do you have a lot of clients over at AZT?

Posted by: black ass motherfucker
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/23/07 05:40 PM

This one takes the cake.

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/05/07 02:36 PM

This one is like the Seinfeld of AZT threads:

'Your process of watching a porn movie'

Seriously, wtf? Doesn't anyone just stick a DVD into the player, pull their cock out and whack off anymore? What's the world coming to when these people are analyzing their viewing technique?

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/08/07 06:58 AM

Talk about paying way too much attention to details.

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/08/07 07:12 AM

Quote:

Talk about paying way too much attention to details.

Its like they have a contest with this stuff. "I think I could only recognize 3 male pornstar dicks"

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/08/07 07:31 AM

I hope many of them are watching porn on plasma screens, and proffer their genitals up to the screen to compare them.

Should make a nice sizzling noise.

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/08/07 07:35 AM

My dick and Mr. Marcus's are very similar -- no joke.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/08/07 07:36 AM

Quote:

"I think I could only recognize 3 male pornstar dicks"

That's one better than me. Except for Lockwood and Manning I give the rest of them the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/08/07 07:37 AM

I often wonder if having such a forum is a good idea. It might be better if these kinds of people lived their lives believing they were the only ones who thought such ridiculous, inane thoughts.

Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/08/07 07:39 AM

Quote:

My dick and Mr. Marcus's are very similar -- no joke.

What a coincidence, me too. Lemmie guess, it's got a head, a shaft, and a couple of balls, is that right?

Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/08/07 07:46 AM

I'm not so sure which is faggier...the fact that they post that shit over there or the fact that you are all just a bunch of fanboi's for monitoring it.

Or maybe it's not faggotry but more like driving by a fatal car crash?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/08/07 08:09 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Talk about paying way too much attention to details.

Its like they have a contest with this stuff. "I think I could only recognize 3 male pornstar dicks"

I think they do it just to provide us with a Faggy Thread of the Day!

Bono-One thinks he's black, isn't that cute?

Quote:

My dick and Mr. Marcus's are very similar -- no joke.

And then there are the unfortunate souls who take it seriously, and bring that brand of faggotry here to XPT.

Quote:

Or maybe it's not faggotry but more like driving by a fatal car crash?

Definitely the latter. Car crashes kick ass, but trainwrecks are better.

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/08/07 08:58 AM

Quote:

"I think I could only recognize 3 male pornstar dicks"

Staring at men's cocks and recognizing them? That's really

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/09/07 08:51 PM

You don't know how much ADT Drew hates this thread. God love you all.

Posted by: black ass motherfucker
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/13/07 04:59 PM

The male talent makes the scene?! Sounds a little Brandonesque

Posted by: Macho Kiljoy
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/16/07 01:09 PM

Don't call me a whore!

Posted by: k1ng
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/16/07 01:38 PM

Quote:

Don't call me a whore!

I don't read adt much, but when I have and see fundo's posts he/she has to be a troll. Good job to who ever it is.

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/16/07 02:04 PM

The avatar is a dog. Who else around here uses a dog in their avatar? ::sarcasticscratchingchinbanana::

Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/18/07 09:02 AM

Its not me but it does look to be a Simp/Windsock id.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/18/07 09:23 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Don't call me a whore!

I don't read adt much, but when I have and see fundo's posts he/she has to be a troll. Good job to who ever it is.

Someone needs to go up in there and link back to the original "whore thread" from 2003, that will light Mr. Fundo up something fierce.

...sharing their sexuality with us...har motherfucking har!

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/19/07 03:01 PM

Man and woman share cock.

Posted by: windsock
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/19/07 06:34 PM

Thisd thread is abominasble and delusional and regrettable. It's also instructive and wonderful. I'm an torn. But u8nderstand I take iut all very seriously. This place is in no conceivably way an reaction to or a revocation oft the ludicrous hypocrisy of adt (adlutdvdtalk.com). But is rather a different more intyeresting and fruitful incarnation 0of that very important in my onion hypocrisy. Fuck you all deeply, Ponder on it and fiush. With a bobber.

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/23/07 08:18 AM

Aw, come on. Who doesn't like to eat shit every now and then?

Posted by: SMEDLEY
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/24/07 04:57 PM

Faggy as Hell: Trannys with Women

Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/27/07 07:02 PM

What is your jerking off technique? http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=90973/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/reply=1024865#post1024865

Are these dudes for real over there??

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/28/07 09:42 AM

Hey, why not freeze your cum?

Makes a cool tasty snack for those hot summer days.

Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/28/07 10:02 AM

That's absolutely, and thoroughly repugnant. Nice find!

Posted by: Handful
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/28/07 12:34 PM

With all the ADT bashing I realized today that I have never been to the site. Now I can see why. I couldn't even get past the 'forum etiquette' without stopping to heave my lunch. Some bullshit about fellow posters being our neighbors, no inflammatory remarks, always wear clean underwear, etc...

To any of the XPT posters who are active on ADT I have one question: How the fuck do you have fun posting there with such strict guidelines?

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/28/07 12:41 PM

Except as "Taryn Thomas Fan", I've never posted over there, either. I guess some folks have found a more subtle way of fucking with them. Or else are extremely tolerant of faggotry. Personally, I prefer Hand Grenades to subtlety. They're fun to fuck with. Or to leave to their own devices and watch the shit they come up with.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/28/07 04:55 PM

You just have to know your audience, or your reviewers(moderators, whatever you want to call them). You can pretty much get away with bloody murder in the WN&N forum the rest requires a little camoflage but if you possess enough options in your vocabulary you can still get your point across. I find that phrasing your insults in the form of a question rather than a direct statement helps them go down easier. Another tactic is to imply rather than accuse (i.e. state that I would rather piss on an electric fence then swallow my own cum instead of saying you people that like to swallow your own cum are fucked in the head). You can still smack people you disagree with's heads into the wall you just have to give the appearance of or make some kind of effort to throw a couple of pillows over by the wall first. I have over 4000 posts there probably at least 2000 of which are critical of somebody or something and have never received an e-mail from any moderator, Steph, or Drew so it can be done. Admittedly I post more in the non-porn forums than the porn ones and my beefs have been more with the IR crusadors like Shotgun Styles and Fundo and the pompous Euroweenies like Xenomorgue and John Thomas rather than with performers themselves.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/28/07 05:40 PM

Quote:

You can still smack people you disagree with's heads into the wall you just have to give the appearance of or make some kind of effort to throw a couple of pillows over by the wall first.

I kind of thought that's what I did for a while, but it too got me banned. Then again, I only threw one pillow at most.

Maybe it was the vulgarity?

Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/29/07 03:29 PM

I've been posting over there for well over 2 years now.....and am responsible for some of the biggest bullshit posts to ever happen. Some were so big as to create entire threads over HERE as well. In fact, one of my favorite games is to create some huge ruckus over there just to see if you morons catch it over here. Great fun.

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/29/07 03:43 PM

Quote:

In fact, one of my favorite games is to create some huge ruckus over there just to see if you morons catch it over here. Great fun.

And we're morons?

If you're creating mayhem over there, cool. But remember, your initially dumb post will attract ADT posters like flies to shit. And that's why they end up in this thread.

Posted by: jamesn
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/29/07 03:44 PM

links please?
Quote:

I've been posting over there for well over 2 years now.....and am responsible for some of the biggest bullshit posts to ever happen. Some were so big as to create entire threads over HERE as well. In fact, one of my favorite games is to create some huge ruckus over there just to see if you morons catch it over here. Great fun.

Posted by: k1ng
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/29/07 04:08 PM

Quote:

I've been posting over there for well over 2 years now.....and am responsible for some of the biggest bullshit posts to ever happen. Some were so big as to create entire threads over HERE as well. In fact, one of my favorite games is to create some huge ruckus over there just to see if you morons catch it over here. Great fun.

oohhhh snap! you got us!

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/29/07 05:06 PM

Quote:

Quote:

In fact, one of my favorite games is to create some huge ruckus over there just to see if you morons catch it over here. Great fun.

And we're morons?

If you're creating mayhem over there, cool. But remember, your initially dumb post will attract ADT posters like flies to shit. And that's why they end up in this thread.

Conky's right, if you logic is that you're cool because you love ADT, and you shit the place up with bad threads, doesn't that pretty much make you the moron? But by all means, please continue to drop your turd bombs there, I'll make sure Drew knows you're doing it intentionally, now that I have his phone number.

Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/29/07 07:30 PM

LOL, like you can pick my turds outta the toilet over there. Mines got as much corn in it as the next guys does.

What's funny is you sanctimonious cunt hairs thinking you can actually pick the real ones from the fakery.

I'll give ya a hint tho.....a good scam post is something that sounds legit. Freezing cum and force-feeding it to your gf isn't one of them. Someone else in this post pointed out that the best scams are the ones that almost sound like compliments when, in fact, they are insults. I like to call them Complisults. Kinda like walking up to a guy in the office and saying "Great haircut, you do that with a Flobee?"

Posted by: jamesn
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/29/07 07:33 PM

i'm really lazy. can the crypticshit. links. please. just some fucking links so i can read them. recall. and laugh.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/29/07 07:59 PM

Quote:

What's funny is you sanctimonious cunt hairs thinking you can actually pick the real ones from the fakery.

Who cares whether it's you or some other douchebag shitting up that palce? Either you turn ADT into a chat about disgusting sexual habits, or someone else does, who's the winner: XPT.

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/30/07 06:35 AM

Guys that accidentally cum on other guys

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/11/07 11:21 AM

Male Talent Just As Important As Whores

Posted by: Cerberus
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/11/07 12:02 PM

Quote:

Male Talent Just As Important As Whores

Posted by: zenman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/17/07 06:37 PM

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/17/07 07:26 PM

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"As a straight man, I admit that sometimes I get aroused by men in porn. However, it's just the erect penis that turns me on. So when I see a man in porn, I think of this guy with no real personality, a generic body, a bland face, and a big erect cock. For me, at least, the guy has to be a sex object."

That must be a spoof. God I hope so.

Posted by: zenman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/17/07 08:13 PM

Gotta be somebody from here. Gotta be.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/17/07 08:17 PM

If it was me, I'd have said so. I do have one waiting for a slow day, though.

Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/17/07 08:53 PM

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Gotta be somebody from here. Gotta be.

Gee, ya think?

Posted by: zenman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/17/07 10:18 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Gotta be somebody from here. Gotta be.

Gee, ya think?

Is that a confession?

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/18/07 01:50 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Gotta be somebody from here. Gotta be.

Gee, ya think?

Sir, I wish I had your faith in humanity, but I wouldn't raise an eyebrow if this post was 100% genuine ADT.

Posted by: zenman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/18/07 09:44 PM

He actually feels love for the whores. Too bad they look down him as a piece of shit

Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 05:17 AM

Porn Pool - What to look for in a Man thread....

Rock on SF, rock on.

Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 08:35 AM

Who wants to take bets on how long he will last...hours?? minutes?? or days??

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 08:52 AM

SisterFister fucking rulz.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 09:00 AM

Has anyone ever managed to get banned from XPT before getting banned from ADT? I'm curious if I will be watching history later today.

Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 09:02 AM

Quote:

Has anyone ever managed to get banned from XPT before getting banned from ADT? I'm curious if I will be watching history later today.

Looks like they're already working on it...

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 09:10 AM

It troubles me that SisterFister's rocking hardness is misconstrued by so many posters on so many boards.

Obviously no one rocks as hard as SisterFister.

Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 09:14 AM

Quote:

It troubles me that SisterFister's rocking hardness is misconstrued by so many posters on so many boards.

Obviously no one rocks as hard as SisterFister.

Yeah, that's kind of odd. Here, he was arguing with people and hurling insults. On ADT, all he's doing is saying how hardcore he is, and they're all pissed off. It seems on ADT you're free to inflate the egos of porn whores... to the point of obsession, but if you show one bit of your own ego, you get your posts removed.

What a bunch of ass-kissing lackeys.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 09:15 AM

That's because nobody has as many rocks in their head as Sister Fister. His only value is that of court jester. If his posts improved in the range of anywhere from marginally to significantly he would be completely worthless.

Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 09:19 AM

Quote:

That's because nobody has as many rocks in their head as Sister Fister. His only value is that of court jester. If his posts improved in the range of anywhere from marginally to significantly he would be completely worthless.

He may have rocks in his head, but so do the droves of "yes-men" on ADT... all a porn whore has to do is make one post over there, and the thread will have 100 more posts in a matter of minutes.

"Hi Mia"
"Hey Mia, how's it going?"
"I love you Mia"
"What projects are you working on Mia?"
"May I lick your asshole Mia?"
"What's up hot stuff?"

Doesn't that get old after a while?

Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 09:23 AM

lol true true i think its hysterical how he is now posting his god awful lyrics in his posts i want to actually hear some of the songs he has if any...lol oh i am guessing he will get banned before the day is through

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 09:39 AM

Quote:

Has anyone ever managed to get banned from XPT before getting banned from ADT?...

kate/arthur.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 08:14 PM

Quote:

Doesn't that get old after a while?

Most of those threads are pretty easy to avoid. I don't click on very many of the threads titled in the manner of "The (insert name of porn star of your choosing) Thread".

Posted by: zenman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 09:44 PM

Lord Baby Jesus please give me strength.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/19/07 10:07 PM

Another post by the same newbie:

"Hey Brandon, you're the man! I'll say it again: YOU are the MAN! I've just read some threads over at that piece of shit board xxxporntalk. You really stood your ground there! I just gotta respect a man who doesn't flinch in the face of his adversaries. They tried to gangrape you but you just kept coming back again and again. You just KILLED them with a superior sense of humor. And please keep on posting pictures of your "feats" there. Show them what they'll never have... and what you get on a daily basis!"

Source

Who here is playing with those poor ADT folks??

Posted by: tubetree
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 12:32 AM

Quote:

Lord Baby Jesus please give me strength.

You've got a problem with that, asshole?

Face it, jerk, some people are in touch with themselves and some aren't! Some people are able to handle ALL aspects of their sexuality like grownups, some aren't! Some people, like the folks on Adultdvdtalk, are able to discuss about sexuality and pornography in a civil and understanding manner, some aren't, like a lot of the losers around here!

Jerk-off!

Posted by: tubetree
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 12:37 AM

Quote:

Another post by the same newbie:

"Hey Brandon, you're the man! I'll say it again: YOU are the MAN! I've just read some threads over at that piece of shit board xxxporntalk. You really stood your ground there! I just gotta respect a man who doesn't flinch in the face of his adversaries. They tried to gangrape you but you just kept coming back again and again. You just KILLED them with a superior sense of humor. And please keep on posting pictures of your "feats" there. Show them what they'll never have... and what you get on a daily basis!"

Source

Who here is playing with those poor ADT folks??

Brandon Iron rules! Face the music, motherfuckers! He gets the hottest girls, day after day! All you'll ever get is your greasy cum-crusted hand, dumbass!

Jerk-off (another one)!

Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 01:44 AM

Hey brandon how's it going.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 04:14 AM

It's an idiot who's dying to get a ranting reaction.

Let us all ignore this Alt-ID.

Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 05:39 AM

yea seriously...even if sister fister was an alt, at least he was entertaining... as crazy as a bastard he was...I suggest the god mod take action now and get rid of this alt.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 06:04 AM

Quote:

I began experimenting with my diet in order to produce "digestible" cum for my girlfriend....I learned about the "no asparagus" rule.

I've always liked asparagus, but this just makes it stroke worthy.

Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 06:28 AM

oh this tub tree guy is fucked up... come on its got to be an alt...check out this thread over at adt its called who likes to lick up thier own cum after mastrubating and guess who started it...yep tub tree...

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=102193/forum_id=6/cat_id=3/reply=1041301#post1041301

Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 06:36 AM

Quote:

oh this tub tree guy is fucked up... come on its got to be an alt...check out this thread over at adt its called who likes to lick up thier own cum after mastrubating and guess who started it...yep tub tree...

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=102193/forum_id=6/cat_id=3/reply=1041301#post1041301

Holy shit, that is the cum guy! Hey TubeSteak, swallow any good loads lately?

Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: Meltdown in action - 06/20/07 07:38 AM

Ok so I was a day off That guy made it longer then I thought

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Meltdown in action - 06/20/07 07:50 AM

Looks like post thirteen wasn't very lucky.

I have to admit I like the post with the Motorhead reference.

Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: Meltdown in action - 06/20/07 07:53 AM

yea and this i am guessing meens we won't be seeing him anymore lol

Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Meltdown in action - 06/20/07 07:57 AM

Well played, Sister.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Meltdown in action - 06/20/07 10:46 AM

DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!

Hopefully Sisterfister can return and channel his metalness into being a productive member of XPT?

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Meltdown in action - 06/20/07 11:44 AM

After all was said and done, he wasn't deactiviated for being "hardcore". He was deactivated for pointing out that Sasha Grey has anal warts.

Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: Meltdown in action - 06/20/07 12:01 PM

err screwed that up here it is again

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Meltdown in action - 06/20/07 02:16 PM

Great screen caps, Peeter!!!!

Go SisterFister!
Offing Hardware would be a mercy killing.

But, I doubt you're hardcore enough to take on Hardware!

Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: Meltdown in action - 06/20/07 04:22 PM

Quote:

DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!

Damn right.

Posted by: tubetree
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 08:55 PM

Quote:

yea seriously...even if sister fister was an alt, at least he was entertaining... as crazy as a bastard he was...I suggest the god mod take action now and get rid of this alt.

And demonstrate how much you suckers believe in freedom of speech and first amendment rights... What an idiot!

I'll say it again: Some people are actually able to embrace their sexuality, ALL aspects of it, and are actually able to converse about it like mature adults should.

I bet you people cannot even look at your own dicks while you're masturbating because it's too shameful and embarrassing. Do you cry after you've ejaculated? Do you feel soiled and can't even stand the mere sight of your cum on your dirty, sinful hands? Need to take a shower and scrub yourself raw afterwards? A guilt complex is a bitch, isn't it?

Dumbasses!

And yes, I swallowed my load when I jerked off in the shower this morning! It was delicious! Not surprising that my girlfriend loves that stuff!!!

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 09:30 PM

Post your address and we'll start mailing you ours, tubetree.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

Posted by: tubetree
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 09:49 PM

Quote:

Post your address and we'll start mailing you ours, tubetree.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

What a funny little fruit you are!!! Mail other men your cum? You must be the gayest faggot on the face of the earth!!! Dickwad!!

And btw: Stalker!!!

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 10:12 PM

If you'll eat your own ejaculate you'll eat anyones. If you post your address it will save you the shame of driving to the rest stop glory hole.

Posted by: tubetree
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 10:21 PM

Quote:

If you'll eat your own ejaculate you'll eat anyones.

Aha!!! How could you possibly know this, if not from personal experience?

So you swing that way, too, brother! But you're afraid to admit it because you have to fit in with the other repressed, guilt-ridden self-haters? How old are you? 15? Numbscull!!!

Peer pressure is a bitch!!!

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 10:35 PM

Quote:

Quote:

If you'll eat your own ejaculate you'll eat anyones.

Aha!!! How could you possibly know this, if not from personal experience?

So you swing that way, too, brother! But you're afraid to admit it because you have to fit in with the other repressed, guilt-ridden self-haters? How old are you? 15? Numbscull!!!

Peer pressure is a bitch!!!

You suck the cum out of other men's penises.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 10:38 PM

Yeah man, you're a quick study...

Do you want it a shot at a time or maybe send it bi-weekly?

Posted by: ranathan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 10:51 PM

tubetree im not into gay messageboard history,BUT whoever you are you have a phd in trolling, the fact people fall for this is what always amazes me.

well played.

Posted by: tubetree
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 10:57 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

If you'll eat your own ejaculate you'll eat anyones.

Aha!!! How could you possibly know this, if not from personal experience?

So you swing that way, too, brother! But you're afraid to admit it because you have to fit in with the other repressed, guilt-ridden self-haters? How old are you? 15? Numbscull!!!

Peer pressure is a bitch!!!

You suck the cum out of other men's penises.

Said the man who just "uncovered" Dumbyo's ass!! Are you two just circle jerk buddies or true sweethearts?

This place IS gayer than a Dutch window!!! Pillow-biters!!!

Posted by: weeeee
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/20/07 11:10 PM

Quote:

I bet you people cannot even look at your own dicks while you're masturbating because it's too shameful and embarrassing. Do you cry after you've ejaculated? Do you feel soiled and can't even stand the mere sight of your cum on your dirty, sinful hands? Need to take a shower and scrub yourself raw afterwards? A guilt complex is a bitch, isn't it?

I miss windsock

Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/21/07 02:13 AM

Leave me outta this mess, please. No alt ids for me. Believe what you want.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/21/07 01:25 PM

Quote:

I miss windsock

Amen.

Posted by: Gunker
Re: Meltdown in action - 06/21/07 08:44 PM

Quote:

yea and this i am guessing meens we won't be seeing him anymore lol

On to Gardenweb?

"My hoeing is too hardcore for you to comprehend!!!"

Do they have an angry Graemlin limit?

Posted by: Luca Eisenstein
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/21/07 09:33 PM

Okay, it's enough! The "tubetree" experiment is officially over!

I've been a fan of the "Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT" for quite some time now. Some of the threads on that board are just unbelievable, just "beyond the pale". But I wondered what extent of utter nonsense would be discussed over there if the initial post was delivered in a civil, not-to-obvious manner? I also wondered how long it would take for a "conflicted autoerotic cumeater adjusting his nutrition for a better tasting ejaculate" to catch XXXPT's attention and get mentioned in this nice thread right here?

Lesson 1: People on ADT will discuss anything! Anything!!

Lesson 2: 19 days! In this case...

My original idea did not include an appearance of "tubetree" on XXXPT, but I thought it would be interesting to see this guy come over here and actually try to "defend his actions". And, being unfoundedly suspected of using alt-IDs lately, the temptation was just too strong for me...

I've never done any trolling before and was interested to find out if I could actually coerce somebody into reacting to this pure unadulterated bullshit. I'd say, the results are mixed... but interesting!

Lesson 3: No matter how much some regular posters point out that somebody is just trying to lure people into useless pissing matches, somebody will "bite"! Please look into any thread involving the poster "LouCypher" for further studies on this subject...

Lesson 4: Anybody can be a troll! You don't really have to put any significant mental effort into it and still get your desired results! It's not much of an intellectual challenge, just child's play for shit and giggles...

For a few minutes I fantasised about turning this into a battle between ADT and XXXPT by encouraging other "Faggy Thread victims" to come over and "battle it out", but what would have been the use of that, anyway? That would've taken a lot more groundwork on ADT, not just "being" a newbie Katja Kassin fanboy and a Brandon Iron ass kisser. I don't have that much time on my hands...

I also thought of spreading my experiment over a week (or so) or until "tubetree" would get banned eventually, but again, I don't have the time and what would've been the use? I've learned what I wanted to learn. Had my little giggles. No need to REALLY waste people's time... And I don't post on Shabbat. That could've given away my identy because angry "keyboard warriors" usually don't take one-day breaks. So, I'll stop this experiment right now!

R.I.P. "tubetree"

Edit: The original bait post is still being discussed on ADT! I can't believe it!!

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/21/07 09:43 PM

Actually, I thought Tubetree was one of us pulling a troll until he started posting over here. Then I figured he was another Tritone.

If the fags are still talking about it, you've done a good job. I think you should confess over there, too. The humilliation would be priceless.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/21/07 09:55 PM

Yeah that was a good one. I'd already dismissed "tubetree" as a freak and wasn't allowing him to affect my blood pressure. Then your "eurotrash" friend joined in on ADT. If you trolled your own troll thread with the Robertodebetere handle thats a bit much.

The faggiest thread going over there right now is the one about which posters you'd like to meet. I made a few faggy (by xpt standards) posts in that thread myself.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/21/07 10:05 PM

Please ignore Luca ........

Posted by: Luca Eisenstein
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/21/07 11:10 PM

Quote:

Please ignore Luca ........

Won't work! "quod erat demonstrandum".

Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/22/07 06:40 AM

Not bad Luca, not bad at all.

Posted by: jamesn
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/22/07 09:47 AM

that was pretty good trolling.

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/22/07 03:19 PM

Nice work, Luca.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/26/07 12:40 PM

This guy is pleasant enough. It just might work. The misspellings might be a bit much, though. (This is not me).

Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 04:52 AM

He had me at "much strong pants tent."

I had this mental picture of Abu the c-store clerk from The Simpsons reading that post.

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 03:33 PM

AZT Members Bornyo Would like To Meet
Quote:

I notice everyone edits your mention of me out of their replies.

Tricia you're one I'd like to meet, too.

I feel like I've already met many people here even though I haven't met anyone face to face except the Neech.

In alphabetical order, I'd also like to meet 3sb, Alex, Cobalt, Croy, Imak, Jewel, Melpster, Skronker and of course Tricia.

There are plenty more I just can't alphabetize them right now... I'll come back and edit them in as I remember them like this:

sisterfister and drew and steph
Quote:

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 03:38 PM

You're broken here, and meaningless. Really a waste of zeros and ones. And way behind.

I already posted a link to that thread and referenced my posts in it.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 03:41 PM

Here's a better thread clicky

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 03:54 PM

Nice meltdown. I had no idea you would be so ofended.

Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 04:04 PM

Why is Bornyo listed as "deactivated user" over at ADT? I thought that was only for banned purposes.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 04:05 PM

You call this a meltdown? This is a meltdown.

And seeing as how you're spending your vacation obsessed with me, I'd say we're well on our way to your next one.

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 04:13 PM

All I see is your whining about your irrelevance. Pride my ass, your the Cowardly Lion. Now go plan your get together with your faggy friends at AZT.

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 07:20 PM

Quote:

And seeing as how you're spending your vacation obsessed with me, I'd say we're well on our way to your next one.

Just saw your edit, I guess I got under your skin. Vacay starts Friday so there's still time for a melt down....yours. . Funny how you think I'm obsessed when you started a thread and a poll about how much you hate me. Frankly I couldn't care less about you and would never give you the satisfaction of knowing that you were hated. That said, I'd rather be hated than ignored. Thanks for the attention.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 07:36 PM

What kind of crack are you smoking asshole? I haven't edited any post directed at you- that's your department. Nor have I opened a thread about you. I opened the poll you were too chickenshit to start.

You suck, and everyone knows it. Go buy yourself a piece of used ass. Hopefully she washes after her prior trick, and he doesn't want to "extend his session".

Now what else do you need schooling in, boy? If it's about adt or your ridiculous "post-off" I won't be responding- I've humiliated you enough on those issues.

What whore are you buying yourself for that "special night" on vacation?

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 08:43 PM

Quote:

Nor have I opened a thread about you. I opened the poll you were too chickenshit to start.

Your so full of shit your eyes are probably brown. You bumped the most hated poster poll to take a shot at me. Oh, and next time you start a poll make sure your not the most hated poster yourself you jackass.

Quote:

You suck, and everyone knows it.

Nah, some people like what I post, some don't. And I don't have a problem with people who actually contribute criticizing me. But a washed up has been like you has no right to criticize anyone.

Quote:

Go buy yourself a piece of used ass.

No need to bring your mother into this. I'd rather spend time with whores than posters from ADT.

Quote:

What whore are you buying yourself for that "special night" on vacation?

Nah, I'm not taking your mom with me, just sun and fun. But its cute to hear moralizing from a porn addict who is no doubt jerking alone in his room waiting for me to respond. I can't wait for you to respond and continue your melt down. Kiss mom goodnight for me, but watch out for the load on her face.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 08:46 PM

Quote:

You bumped the most hated poster poll to take a shot at me.

Actually, I did.

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 08:56 PM

I think you are mistaken Willie.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 09:23 PM

No...not really:

Posted by: zenman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/07 09:47 PM

The hate is strong in these two.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/28/07 08:23 AM

meh, more ADT and your momma jokes. I thought maxie had more game. All his facts are wrong and his insults lame.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/28/07 08:51 AM

Quote:

meh, more ADT and your momma jokes. I thought maxie had more game. All his facts are wrong and his insults lame.

Hey, that rhymes like a limerick!

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/28/07 10:03 AM

Quote:

No...not really:

Its cute that your trying to stretch reality to protect your friend. I guess he really can't defend himself. Lets look at reality, Bornyo bumped a thread that was dormant for a year. Thats a bump. You commented on a thread that was a few days old, not a bump.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/28/07 10:05 AM

And you, dumbass, said I started a new thread. Once again wrong.

Posted by: Moxie
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/28/07 10:09 AM

Quote:

And you, dumbass, said I started a new thread. Once again wrong.

Now you want to argue over semantics of bumps vs initiating threads? You really are a joke. Gotta go, I'll check back on whatever silly response you make later cause I know your too mentally deficient to resist.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/28/07 10:55 AM

Moxie, take this knife fight into the Cage, you're fucking up this thread which had previously been running very nicely.

Posted by: jamesn
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/29/07 10:11 PM

if we take x=posting at adt and y=being a fanboy and x=y then i must be a total faggot and too much of a pussy to ever amount to anything as a poster on xpt.

More posts than Bornyo.

are we really going to put the pornboard posted=determinant of fanboy faggotry theorem alongside du=Î´q-Î´w and shit and call it a day?

Posted by: palmolive
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/30/07 09:11 PM

Moxie's douchey avatar makes him all the more hateable

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Move of The Day at ADT - 07/13/07 11:40 AM

Since we seem to have become a mere province of ADT...

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Move of The Day at ADT - 07/13/07 12:38 PM

Quote:

Since we seem to have become a mere province of ADT...

Free Willie (D.)!

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/20/07 08:50 AM

Wow. Copied from Luke.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=104077/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/104077.htm

Subject: My Mom Craves Black Cock?

Quote:

From personal experienced I can tell you for true. Once they get going with the big black dick they don't not want nothing else up in them mostly. It like they been unlocked to the world of super-come.

Unless you hung like a Nacho or Rocco type no way can you satisfy they lustings once they taste that swaying dark meats.

I learn this up the hard way in hi schooling when my best friend Stretch who was and still is a black took my girl from off of me and gave her many nights of long strokings. I try to get back into her good sides but she just look at me and laughs and say that Stretch teach her about reel manhood with his size and all.

So if Mom is craving that black cock just live with it and let her enjoy herselfs.

And rembers that their someone out there for everyone and until you finds her you can just double or triple up on your pornoings and the like.

---- I am a raincoats. One day I gonna direct a hole mess of great pornoing films and get that helping of fame and moneys I deserving for.

Wow. I think I have a sig now.

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/20/07 09:17 AM

Tritone has an alt at ADT? Go figure.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/20/07 07:26 PM

Quote:

Wow. I think I have a sig now.

I thought you were referring to this part.

---- I am a raincoats. One day I gonna direct a hole mess of great pornoing films and get that helping of fame and moneys I deserving for.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/20/07 08:18 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Wow. I think I have a sig now.

I thought you were referring to this part.

---- I am a raincoats. One day I gonna direct a hole mess of great pornoing films and get that helping of fame and moneys I deserving for.

They're both good. I will alternate.

Posted by: Bill Hicks
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/21/07 08:07 PM

Quote:

Tritone has an alt at ADT? Go figure.

Nah...tritone's a dipshit, but he's literate. And that has to be a fake account and post.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/08/07 08:09 PM

It's been over 2 weeks since we had one.

I don't care how facetious the original poster meant to be really, or even how "funny" it's supposed to be.

Actually, that obnoxious yid fanboi ArinsystematicX posted somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 times (out of 26 replies) kissing Jenna's ass, and enlightening the rest of the list "how much love she's in" (with beau Jules Jordan), as though he were some kind of industry insider. That's far faggier than the thread itself.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/08/07 10:15 PM

Quote:

It's been over 2 weeks since we had one.

I don't care how facetious the original poster meant to be really, or even how "funny" it's supposed to be.

Actually, that obnoxious yid fanboi ArinsystematicX posted somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 times (out of 26 replies) kissing Jenna's ass, and enlightening the rest of the list "how much love she's in" (with beau Jules Jordan), as though he were some kind of industry insider. That's far faggier than the thread itself.

Quote Noahpud, "I have a blackbelt in lame."

Posted by: k1ng
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/08/07 10:26 PM

Where was Darth deriding Jules in that thread with "short" jokes? Darth, you missed a great opportunity.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/08/07 11:55 PM

Quote:

Actually, that obnoxious yid fanboi ArinsystematicX posted somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 times (out of 26 replies) kissing Jenna's ass, and enlightening the rest of the list "how much love she's in" (with beau Jules Jordan), as though he were some kind of industry insider. That's far faggier than the thread itself.

I'm actually impressed he found time to do this considering he's made roughly 3,247 posts in the Teagan Pressley threads during the last two weeks.

Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/09/07 01:14 AM

Quote:

[I'm actually impressed he found time to do this considering he's made roughly 3,247 posts in the Teagan Pressley threads during the last two weeks.

Don't forget that every other post in the Taryn Thomas thread is by him. Particularly this gag me with a spoon post.
Quote:

Guys she just wants to be her old size, how athletic and slim her body was, when she was blowing up everywhere in the industry. She looks sexy as hell, as she is now....but she just wants to lose 10-15lbs more to feel completely comfortable while working.
At the moment, she's just too busy traveling and throwing parties for her company, and shooting some scenes along the way in the process. She lives in Scottsdale, and travels to NY a lot to throw parties, and then travels to LA to shoot scenes. That's why she hasn't had much time to come online to keep everyone updated.

Apparently he hasn't been getting the bodymiracle.com newsletter.

Posted by: black ass motherfucker
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/09/07 05:05 PM

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/09/07 07:02 PM

Quote:

I'm actually impressed he found time to do this considering he's made roughly 3,247 posts in the Teagan Pressley threads during the last two weeks.

Hey, the nitwit has to get his nuts off somehow by the silly delusion that SOMEDAY, a porn whore will fuck him if he kisses enough ass.

Here is his myspace, someone please befriend him & remind him how pethatic he is. Do us a favor, and post his overly defensive fanboi reply HERE on XPT.

Posted by: Bill Hicks
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/12/07 01:38 AM

I may use my dummy account on there to do just that, Jack. I'll post any response I get.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/14/07 08:25 PM

Please do, this would make my day,...week,...month possibly.

Posted by: Bill Hicks
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/14/07 08:32 PM

Made a new dummy account on myspace and he's on my friendslist. Anyone who wants the info for the dummy account, PM me and it's yours.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/14/07 08:39 PM

You're account doesn't accept PM's. But I still wanna see what replies you get from this overzealous fanfag.

Posted by: Conky
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/20/07 01:54 PM

Yeah, I want to see more small cocks in porn too

Itsy bitsy peepee thread

Posted by: Bill Hicks
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/20/07 01:56 PM

Didn't they already do that with the Minion?

Posted by: Willie D
Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/22/07 09:15 AM

Originally as "SquirtFan," then as "Hightide 4U," just read on:

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=100399/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/100399.htm

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/22/07 08:54 PM

You forgot Squirt007, Squirt Shitter, Waterman, Wet007, and SquirtJet. He's had more alter egos than Mick Foley.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/22/07 09:46 PM

Quote:

You forgot Squirt007, Squirt Shitter, Waterman, Wet007, and SquirtJet. He's had more alter egos than Mick Foley.

As a public service, here are some others. Drew can thank me later.

Posted by: Conky
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/23/07 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally as "SquirtFan," then as "Hightide 4U," just read on:

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=100399/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/100399.htm

I think they dumped the thread. This just links back to the main board now.

Posted by: Random
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/23/07 10:06 AM

Quote:

I think they dumped the thread. This just links back to the main board now.

Every link I've clicked to ADT recently has done it. I think they finally got wise.

Posted by: k1ng
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/23/07 10:17 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I think they dumped the thread. This just links back to the main board now.

Every link I've clicked to ADT recently has done it. I think they finally got wise.

yeah, same for me. I have to copy/paste the link into my browser after the enter/exit page to get to the specific thread.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/23/07 11:22 AM

I just got it to work, but here is the text anyway, classic Applesaucer. They should unlock the thread and watch him melt down.

Quote:

It seems like lately, a lot of watersports videos only show men fucking women a lot until women ejaculate their pussy juices .....so I was wondering, what ever happened to the ideal of equality in porn? Are you telling me that only men can cause women to have a wet squirting climax? I do believe todays adult videos should have more wet lesbian fetish included. Studios such as EA and JM are trying unsuccessfully to show the squirting genre, simply because they refuse to make the lesbian sex realistic. Heres my opinion of both video series..

1) JM: Lesbian Bukkake
and
2) EA: Squirtwoman

While both videos have a lot of females squirting and squirting and squirting, they also have a lot of hypocracy and double standards when it comes to the lesbian fetishes that many porn fans desire to see but never get to

Lesbian Bukkake desperate tries too hard to show a bunch of untalented, unattractive women squating over some girl and the girls take forever to masturbate and shoot something that looks like water out of their pussys onto the face and body of another girl....while the cameras are flashing, and the totally disorganized poorly scripted movie just plays on and on...oh my god, what a total disgrace....then you have the Elegant Angel squirtwoman videos...thats even worst, theres NO LESBIAN WATERSPORTS/ LESBIAN SEX at all...just a bunch of big dick dumb ass men fucking women as always and the girls end up squirting on their best girl-friends your telling me all this is supposed to convince me ...theres a real interest in hardcore all-girl watersports action??? Bullshit !!

The other day , I was browsing the Evil Angel / Evil Empire website and I found one of Belladonnas movies....called Fetish Fanatic 5, theres one specific scene in it with Flower Tucci and Angela Stone and oh my god...that part just blew me away!! ( in a good way )
There were NO MEN AROUND, no annoying Belladonna telling the girls what to do...NO CAMERAS FLASHING ...just 2 women sitting over a bathroom toilet...getting into really nasty pussy squirting , pussy dildo action..too bad the girls werent fisting each other, sucking pussys harder or strap-on fucking each other with nice colorful dildos...but the girls did squirt and spray their vaginal fluids all over each other over and over again...Unlike Lesbian Bukkake, there was no screaming, no obnoxious group of untalented , ugly fat lazy women pretending to have lesbian sex..just two very professional good looking skinny white girls all tanned, in the privacy of a bathroom toilet...getting into some decent lesbian pussy play....now thats the kinda stuff more studios like Elegant Angel, JM Productions, Vivid, Coast To Coast, Belladonna productions, Wicked, Filmco, Pleasure , New Sensations and so on should be making in the future....simple honest hardcore lesbian watersports porn thats filled with strap-on toys, lots of anal beads, funnels for collecting pussy squirt juices or piss and definitely NO MEN, NO UNTALENTED UGLY AMATEUR WOMEN , NO LONG STORYLINES, NO FAKE LESBIAN SEX ...just something as simple and honest as Belladonnas"Fetish Fanatic 5 CD 2" . Oh how I wish director Bruce Sevens was alive again...he would of made lesbian porno right..just look at the success of the lesbian buttwomen series, buttslammers, where the girls sweat videos ....Something has to change, we need to revolutionize lesbian porn again...for both straight men and lesbian women that really watching all-girl porn....make it rough, make it hardcore, make it believable and please cut out all that unneccessary bullshit like cameras flashing, guys talking in the videos, guys even in being in the videos ....How I long for yesturday back when there were no dry seasons in porn.

Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/23/07 03:31 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I think they dumped the thread. This just links back to the main board now.

Every link I've clicked to ADT recently has done it. I think they finally got wise.

yeah, same for me. I have to copy/paste the link into my browser after the enter/exit page to get to the specific thread.

Clicking on the link worked for me.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/23/07 06:35 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I think they dumped the thread. This just links back to the main board now.

Every link I've clicked to ADT recently has done it. I think they finally got wise.

yeah, same for me. I have to copy/paste the link into my browser after the enter/exit page to get to the specific thread.

Not sure if it will help, but loose all the excess garbage behind the "topicid" directory in the URL. That should solve the problem, unless it's a specific post you seek.

Posted by: black ass motherfucker
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/29/07 11:38 PM

BigMatt's sexual proclivities are apparent to everyone but himself.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/29/07 11:44 PM

I didn't mean to derail the thread title...respond from hereon, we'll wait for another Applesaucer meltdown over there.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/30/07 11:19 AM

Quote:

BigMatt's sexual proclivities are apparent to everyone but himself.

URL edited. You need to trim everything past the "topic_id=(number)" portion to make the link valid.

Posted by: Bill Hicks
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 08/30/07 12:11 PM

Jesus, what a bunch of fags.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 09/19/07 08:07 AM

Trying to determine the most idiotic post in this thread would be a sure way to throw one of my brain's rods through the short block of my skull. to the power of infinity.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 09/19/07 12:07 PM

Here's one for Tritone ...

Has a whore ever done inter-species and NOT inter-racial??

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 09/19/07 12:22 PM

I'm sure some Russian chick fucked a Polar Bear at some point.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 09/19/07 03:34 PM

Quote:

Trying to determine the most idiotic post in this thread would be a sure way to throw one of my brain's rods through the short block of my skull. to the power of infinity.

That thread has Alex Panzer written all over it...but he says he's busy with work and school these days.

BTW, someone needs to register as "Catherine the Great" and post in that thread.

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 09/22/07 06:45 PM

Quote:

Here's one for Tritone ...

Has a whore ever done inter-species and NOT inter-racial??

Dunno. But it wouldn't surprise me if such a girl did exist.

Posted by: Gigi
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 09/23/07 05:54 AM

Quote:

Here's one for Tritone ...

Has a whore ever done inter-species and NOT inter-racial??

does taylor rain banging fayner count?

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/05/07 09:11 AM

The taste of ass.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/05/07 09:17 AM

Quote:

The taste of ass.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/08/07 11:49 PM

I hope to god Random and Random Precision don't have anything in common.

There appear to be some funny new posters in that thread, anyone from XPT care to 'fess up?

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/09/07 12:02 AM

When you have to ask "Is This Gay?", chances are it is.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/09/07 02:11 AM

You'll have to scroll to the 10/8/07 postings but I came across someone who actually listens to KSEX in this thread .

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/17/07 02:12 PM

Posted by JordanaJames in the "I didn't not quit porn" thread started by McKenzee Pierce.

"My advise for Makenzee... I know that being new to the industry is difficult and there will be things that happen to you and because of you that you may or may not like. I have learned that if you can seperate your personal feelings with your professional life, you will make it alot further in this industry. Not saying though that you shouldnt speak up when something bothers you. It is important to express how you feel because ultimately, you are the one making the sacrifice here. It is your body and you only get one so take care of it!!! You also have to remember though that this is porn, it is not some 8 to 5 office job. There are going to be some things that are okay in this industry that you may not like, but again you are the one making the sacrifice. I will say from experience, if you have an issue with a director, take it up with him!! Not with everyone on the message board. Normally directors chat within their circle and you dont want to earn a reputation for being flakey or pre madonnaish. So just do your thing girly and have fun with it. You wont be young forever!!!!!!"

When does the XPT Jondra Hall of Fame open it's doors?

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/18/07 10:49 AM

That thread took a turn after the pre-madonna sighting.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/18/07 11:09 AM

Quote:

That thread took a turn after the pre-madonna sighting.

I like this:

"I was talking about SPELLING, not grammer."

OK. Who is SportCow???

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/18/07 11:26 AM

Jeeeeee-zus.

I haven't seen that much ass-kissing since... well, ever.

Do they really take shit that seriously?

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/18/07 11:44 AM

Quote:

Jeeeeee-zus.

I haven't seen that much ass-kissing since... well, ever.

Do they really take shit that seriously?

Hardware just banned you in absentia for even asking that.

They haven't figured out which new one is me yet .....

I've got some trouble a-brewing for Steph and her eunuchs!
Soon my minions will rise ...

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/20/07 08:46 PM

Did you know: Black girls don't like fetish shoots.

Posted by: Mind Ltd.
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/07 04:19 AM

Less an attraction of the day, "faggy" perhaps.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/07 08:56 AM

Quote:

Less an attraction of the day, "faggy" perhaps.

Scipio is the second biggest butt-hurt faggot on that website, next to Hardware...they give each other a rusty trombone every morning, you know. Stephcunt likes to watch.

Posted by: Mind Ltd.
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/07 06:01 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Less an attraction of the day, "faggy" perhaps.

Scipio is the second biggest butt-hurt faggot on that website, next to Hardware...they give each other a rusty trombone every morning, you know. Stephcunt likes to watch.

I am so disillusioned now.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/02/07 06:04 PM

Willie you need to update your rankings

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/02/07 07:17 PM

I haven't seen such ass-kissing since the RNC was in town. Except for this guy:

Quote:

Unneeded, unwanted and unhelpful.

I will post a comment or a joke delicately balanced between carefully chosen quote and response and cloth-eared Hardware will come along and clump all over it to the point that I am ashamed to have my name associated with the abortion of a post he has created and have to kill it. Threads become incomprehensible because one cannot see who is responding to what. The ordinary flow of topics is disrupted as he gives unwanted bumps to old threads by his immoderate moderation and new threads are lost in the flood of posts defaced with Hardware's pointless italics.

What's the point of being on a porn board if you can't actually talk about porn because an over-zealous moderator, without ear or sense, insists on an unnuanced application of rules that whose true value he doesn't really grasp?

Hardware is scum.

And that's from a guy I normally despise.

So what happened? Did Stephcunt catch him sucking Drew's cock, again?

Posted by: loopnode
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/02/07 09:18 PM

Quote:

The taste of ass.

Posted by: loopnode
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/02/07 09:26 PM

Quote:

Adult DVD Talk is a Community of Porn Fans and Industry Insiders
Please do not talk about pornstars, directors or producers as if they are not here. (Katsumi sums it up nicely.) We are lucky to have industry participants, and they are paying attention to your constructive criticism.

That made me laugh.

Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/03/07 04:38 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Adult DVD Talk is a Community of Porn Fans and Industry Insiders
Please do not talk about pornstars, directors or producers as if they are not here. (Katsumi sums it up nicely.) We are lucky to have industry participants, and they are paying attention to your constructive criticism.

That made me laugh.

Katsumi needs to serious up in her scenes and learn to talk filthy more clearly without the VietAmerifrench accent obscuring the words. Katsumi rocks though ....other than 2 or 3 other chixx, she is one I might consider paying to know what it feels like to ejaculate inside of a VietAmerofrench whores Mouth!

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/03/07 09:50 AM

Quote:

We are lucky to have industry participants, and they are paying attention to your constructive criticism.

That is if you limit you constructive criticism to statements like:

"You ROCK!!"

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/29/07 11:01 AM

Black strip clubs, guest starring our favorite afro-american

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/29/07 04:37 PM

Quote:

Black strip clubs, guest starring our favorite afro-american

Co-starring Kurt Lockwood's favorite Conky alt-ID.

Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/03/07 03:08 PM

Old thread that was bumped, but age does not make it any less faggy.

More Dick2Dick action in porn

It's not gay. No, really, this is perfectly acceptable heterosexual behavior.

Posted by: zenman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/03/07 05:45 PM

The clown wants precision made porn ("a little gay, but not too gay") so he can be relieved of the angst of having to face the fact that he's a raging faggot. Why are people like this drawn to ADT?

Posted by: Sister Fister
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/04/07 06:17 AM

Easy question there Zenman, They are drawn because essentially ADT is one big daisy chain, were they suck each others cocks constantly. I mean come on its more gay then those public toilets where you can get blown by George Michael.

Its snowing, Cheers motherfuckers...

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/10/07 01:44 PM

African Americans are always a good time.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/15/07 12:57 PM

Blackity Black asks for an id on a MALE PERFORMER

Posted by: Nugent
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/16/07 01:19 AM

Why in the fuck would you ask for the identity of a dude in a porn clip or pic??

Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/16/07 09:28 AM

If he was annoyed by the dude, a name would let him know what movies to stay away from.

Any other reason... well you know

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/16/07 10:28 AM

Sheez, haven't you guys ever just been curious? I mean the dude shows up a lot of places - I just wanted to know what his story was. No gaywad tendencies here, please move on.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/16/07 10:50 AM

Quote:

Sheez, haven't you guys ever just been curious? I mean the dude shows up a lot of places - I just wanted to know what his story was. No gaywad tendencies here, please move on.

Quoting so you can't edit it later.

No LBS, straight men are not curious about who a prop is or what their story is. Only queers like you.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/16/07 11:27 AM

Quote:

Sheez, haven't you guys ever just been curious?

Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/16/07 01:50 PM

Hey Nignog, are you angry that's he's taking work away from a brother, or happy that he's doing IR, despite his family's disaproval?

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/16/07 02:28 PM

Quote:

Hey Nignog, are you angry that's he's taking work away from a brother, or happy that he's doing IR, despite his family's disaproval?

Neither, whitebread! I was just genuinely curious. No racial component at all this time.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/16/07 02:30 PM

So we have established that you enjoy white males or studs as you call them. Good times.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/16/07 03:46 PM

From the 3rd page of GayDT's Shelly Lubben thread.

Anyone want to guess who said this? She can put her arm around me anytime! That's one hot MILF!

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/17/07 08:04 AM

Quote:

Neither, whitebread! I was just genuinely curious. No racial component at all this time.

Keep it that way. Your one trick is long played out.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/21/07 07:47 PM

Hey another one. http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/whichpage=2/topic_id=111920/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/reply=1179536#post1179536

Gia, are you sad that Tritone no longer likes you?

Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/22/07 02:08 AM

HAHAHAHA!!! That's awesome.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/23/07 05:29 AM

Not fucking a man of color is now an injustice.

Posted by: ranathan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/23/07 08:11 PM

lolblacks

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/24/07 01:57 AM

Quote:

Not fucking a man of color is now an injustice.

'Your Honour, you may call it 'rape', but I call it justice.'

For those who are interested, Vin's screencap is named 'bitchy_nigra2'

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/24/07 05:47 AM

Can such an injustice land one in Gitmo?

The other one where he proclaims Gia is overrated is called bitchy_nigra. I go for consistency.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/02/08 10:53 PM

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=114068/forum_id=7/cat_id=3/114068.htm

I guess frankie the legend has crash landed over at ADT. Start reading halfway through the second paragraph.

Posted by: k1ng
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/03/08 12:08 AM

I'm still amazed by those ADT faggots and their refusal to accept porn chicks as whores. It's insane. All of the "Porn Stars" they covet and wish to meet someday get paid to have sex which means they are whores. It's not a bad thing being a whore, it's just a fact, the definition of what they do. What's the big deal? Why are they so defensive?

Look at how pathetic this fanboy "conquistador" is with this post from the ADT thread posted above, "I got literal snail-mail from a former porn person because she cared that I was sick." Does that make you special you fucking loser? Snail mail from a whore! A former porn whore! Does that somehow validate their profession as nonwhorish? Everyone accepts the whores as real people, of course, but that doesn't change the job title/description of what they do during their time in porn. They're whores and that's what everybody loves about them. They fuck, have sex, and perform circus acts for money, awesome, I love it.

ADT's inability to reconcile this word (whore) with the women they so admire is insane. Sex for money = whore.

Posted by: Gunker
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/08 09:29 PM

Posted by: k1ng
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/08 09:44 PM

I knew that john thomas prick was a faggot!

Posted by: thejerkmaster
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/08 10:55 PM

Quote:

Someone should go through a couple tranny threads to find out what percentage of adters like tranny flicks.It has to be at least 60%.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/27/08 09:23 PM

Since the stupid monkey has returned here to stir up shit, I've decided to check up on him over at ADT. From a thread titled Do You Post At XPT? guest starring the fecal freak from earlier in the thread.

ADT link edit - k1ng, hi.

Gigi, don't tell anyone else who you really are, ok?

Gia, is there any chance of you making a video for Youtube where you talk about how great slavery was?

Posted by: k1ng
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/27/08 09:41 PM

great read.

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 12:08 AM

PopeVin,

Your seem to have developed an uncommon interest in me. ????

Well I see from you avatar that you are a fan of The Wire. Well that's at least something we have in common. Maybe we can work from there and drop all this hate, huh?

Posted by: Mind Ltd.
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 12:16 AM

It is not really necessary to offend anyone to be offended around here.

Have fun writing stuff back, I suggest.

This post for example; it would make me curious if none of the regulars would write something stating me being an ADT faggot or Sasha Grey.

Posted by: Gigi
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 06:54 AM

Quote:

ADT link edit - k1ng, hi.

i'm britney, bitch.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 07:19 AM

Quote:

PopeVin,

Your seem to have developed an uncommon interest in me. ????

Well I see from you avatar that you are a fan of The Wire. Well that's at least something we have in common. Maybe we can work from there and drop all this hate, huh?

First, I hope you die.

Secondly, It's clear you never went to college. The UNCF failed you.

Thirdly, did I mention you dying?

Fourth, you are a scumbag stalker rapist. Kind of like a black AC Cream.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 08:38 AM

Quote:

Secondly, It's clear you never went to college. The UNCF failed you...

Leave the Rev. Dr. Tone alone. He has a DERAM... <clicky>

Posted by: Mind Ltd.
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 08:42 AM

That was pretty deep. Or low.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 08:54 AM

I don't condone rascism, but there's an insanely gonzo scene about 15 minutes into Addio Zio Tom that takes place on a slave ship. The whiteys are force feeding the slaves, but one of them refuses to open his mouth. So one whitey takes a hammer and chisel and breaks open a hole in the bro's front teeth, them another whitey jams a funnel into the opening and jam some porridge down his throat.

I knew I was gonna like that film when Pauline Kael called Franco Prosperi "the most reprehensible filmmaker in the world."

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 09:08 AM

Quote:

The climate over (at XPT) absolutely gives me the creeps. If I had the impression that any of those guys lived in my neighborhood, I'd be afraid to leave the house. --- CarbonT, ADT fanboi.

It's sentiments like this that make my work so rewarding.

Posted by: Mind Ltd.
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 09:12 AM

As if you had anything to do with that position.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 09:16 AM

Why don't you run along back to your wart lickers over there, Sasha? If I wanted shit out of you today, I'd squeeze your head.

Posted by: Mind Ltd.
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 09:38 AM

You make me wet too, Jim.

Posted by: MrSparkle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 12:46 PM

Quote:

Why don't you run along back to your wart lickers over there, Sasha? If I wanted shit out of you today, I'd squeeze your head.

Is really American whore Sasha Grey?Why she no get warts removed?They very bad for feng shui of anus.May I propose she do a thousand man bukkake for JM to pay for medical bill?May she be blessed with many loads.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/28/08 01:09 PM

You're very bad for the feng shui of Earth.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/31/08 07:25 PM

Guess who?

ADT Link

(Hope the link's ok k1ng)

Posted by: SuperDuperBored
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/31/08 07:38 PM

Quote:

Guess who?

ADT Link

(Hope the link's ok k1ng)

It seems Tritone will never give up on his crusade. No matter how futile or stupid it becomes.
He fights on against all odds... and common sense.

Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/31/08 08:20 PM

Quote:

It seems Tritone will never give up on his crusade. No matter how futile or stupid it becomes.
He fights on against all odds... and common sense.

Somewhere, Ma and Pa Tone are wondering, to this day, where they went wrong. Why couldn't he put this iron will and never say die attitude towards something more meaningful? You know, like becoming a doctor or a lawyer. Or maybe just getting a job that pays over 6 bucks an hour so he can finally move out of their basement.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/31/08 08:25 PM

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/01/08 05:59 AM

This thread's not faggy. No, it's FAR from faggy. I just thought the FBI Profilers might be able to use it as a teaching aid.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/01/08 11:56 AM

Quote:

..any gay members wishing to go down pull on a huge cock like phallic lever and the moustache doors open to let them go down to the cock pit...

That's one hell of a community.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/04/08 12:35 PM

This one got me. nietzsche posts about a gamer girl farting on youtube. The picture in question is Mandy's XPT Avatar.

And, isn't that Mandy?

Posted by: freestylah
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/04/08 01:14 PM

Looks like you're 'Deactivated Member' at ADT? You can still post? And who removed the avatar? You or the ADT GESTAPO?

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/04/08 01:17 PM

I didn't remove the picture. A moderator did I suppose. I'm just a little confused where vomit ranks as compared to dirty anal, painful anal, bloody anal and triple penetration.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/04/08 01:38 PM

Legend has it that if you look at a monitor and mention 'black cock' three times in a forum post, he will appear...

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/04/08 02:35 PM

Quote:

It's great to see him make a lot of money especially if almost all of it goes to the treatment of Jessica Dee.

Ermmm...once you get aidsraped, you don't "treat" it, you just deflect the shots on goal until God slips one through the 5-hole.

Posted by: Gigi
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/04/08 04:22 PM

Quote:

Legend has it that if you look at a monitor and mention 'black cock' three times in a forum post, he will appear...

yes, it's like the word "enema" and panzer

Posted by: I Love Moose Knuckle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/06/08 01:06 AM

Seriously, are there any straight people at ADT? I am trying to search for shit on Bono-One, and this comes up..... http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=115651/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/reply=1219861#post1219861

Make sure to look at the first post in their thread and the link.

FFS

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/06/08 01:32 AM

Quote:

yes, it's like the word "enema" and panzer

Ah, yes....the erstwhile Ubergruppenfuhrer of The Turd Reich.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/06/08 06:57 AM

I can't even describe this post. I tried to come up with a reply for it for fifteen minutes and all I ended up doing was stare slackjawed at my monitor.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/06/08 07:40 AM

Quote:

I can't even describe this post. I tried to come up with a reply for it for fifteen minutes and all I ended up doing was stare slackjawed at my monitor.

Sounds like Applesaucer. Special "jondra points" for uyears, bang ger, cnacel & bouy/girl

If that dyke hates Sunny getting poked, she'll love the end when Sunny looks at the camera and sez "Happy birthday you fucking perverts."

Posted by: SuperDuperBored
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/06/08 12:33 PM

Quote:

I tried to come up with a reply for it for fifteen minutes and all I ended up doing was stare slackjawed at my monitor.

I feel your pain. How does one reply to this?

"No fucking asshole here could ever in a million uyears hook up with Sunny, so leave her for me. I will bang ger"

Is a "uyear" like a dog year ?

My favorite is "bang ger". HA! granite!

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/06/08 02:12 PM

This one is pretty good. Basically this 25 yo guy posts that he is getting a physical including a prostate exam. Debate ensues as to the necessity of such exam prior to age 50. One poster says his doctor's been giving him prostate exams for years.

Another poster says, to paraphrase: "congrats, your doctors been ass-raping you for 25 years". (If Roy is an xpter that is some funny shit man).

And the OP has a cartoon hamster as his avatar... it's all so bizarro and incongruous.

Posted by: Gigi
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/06/08 03:41 PM

Quote:

My doctor is great because he does reverse house calls. I get to go see him at his house and avoid all of the sick people at his regular office...<snip>...He is paraplegic and conducts his exams from a bed. In his living room...<snip>...As for "clean up" I will shuffle up his stairs to the bathroom.

there are no words.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/06/08 03:58 PM

I know. Isn't that just a stitch?

Posted by: Gigi
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/06/08 04:19 PM

it's just after seven o'clock; somewhere in toronto, a dirty old man is sucking conquistador's ass cherry off his finger

Posted by: loopnode
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/06/08 06:11 PM

Quote:

I had one about a year ago.
I shared your unease, but there was nothing to it.

Actually it was funny. Once he had the latex glove on, he realised he was out of lube. So he left the room and walked through the surgery to fetch lube, still wearing said glove...

This guy loved it

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/08/08 09:10 PM

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/08/08 09:17 PM

They're fawning all over Steph. Ugly Steph. Wow.

They will worship any female as long as there's hope she'll give any attention.

That is so sad.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/09/08 01:24 AM

Quote:

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

I wonder if, during their early courtship, Drew ever tried out the old 'Once you go black' line on Steph?

(Oh, by the way Vin...you should rename your attachment 'Canadian with low standards )

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/09/08 06:23 AM

I will start using that naming scheme. Tritone is responding to a thread from 1999.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/09/08 07:06 AM

Quote:

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

Judging from this thread I'm guessing either Woodward, Bernstein, or Murrow

"Together you and I can break this wide open." I believe we have finally found someone Christian has no plans to work with.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/10/08 07:08 PM

A lot of jondra up in this bitch

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/10/08 07:26 PM

Quote:

It's great to see him make a lot of money especially if almost all of it goes to the treatment of Jessica Dee.

If he really makes $2500 a scene, he should just plop his payment for one scene down for a funeral plot. What other treatment does she need?

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/10/08 07:33 PM

Quote:

If he really makes $2500 a scene, he should just plop his payment for one scene down for a funeral plot. What other treatment does she need?

My God that is one of the most completely devastating posts I've ever read.

I am in awe, sir. Thank you.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/11/08 06:55 PM

A thread about who they would like to see do anal. Seems simple enough. Guess who manages to derail it?

Ivory Towers, oh oh oh.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/12/08 09:41 AM

Adult DVD Talk's first ever Scavenger Hunt! (Brought to you by White Ghetto Films)

In related news, it seems that The Pissboy, Joey Starr, is back. Let's see how long it takes before he completely "Arin's" out and get's banned for good.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/13/08 11:40 AM

A thread about the music in porn, faggy enough but then King Of Maternal Shit Eaters joined in.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/13/08 05:08 PM

Rambling incoherent conspiratorial thread of the day

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/14/08 01:04 AM

Vicky Vette pops in to ADT. We all know what's going to happen. I haven't read the thread because he hasn't shown up yet. I'm just preparing.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/14/08 07:33 AM

Quote:

Vicky Vette pops in to ADT. We all know what's going to happen. I haven't read the thread because he hasn't shown up yet. I'm just preparing.

The douche that doesn't post here (Shotgun Styles) beat him to it and appartently got deactivated for his trouble. At least it seems to be legitimate fuckwads that have thinned the herd lately.

Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/15/08 01:59 PM

The gayest thread I've ever seen......and it AINT on ADT you fucking queer-assed cocksuckers.

Posted by: Gigi
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/15/08 02:11 PM

how can making fun of people be queer?

Posted by: Gunker
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/23/08 09:44 PM

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/24/08 01:06 PM

Is Melissa Black related to Drew Black? Sounds like Pistoning Pooper Produce runs in the family.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/26/08 01:17 PM

In a thread about some pov movie.

Posted by: Random
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/26/08 01:45 PM

Quote:

In a thread about some pov movie.

Apropos

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/26/08 03:15 PM

Say...has Kurt Lockwood done a scene with a black guy yet? Get on it, tritone!

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/05/08 03:03 PM

Here

Thank you Tricia for taking a stand against him.

Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/05/08 04:05 PM

Do you think ADT will deactivate Tritone's account soon? If so, do you think he call on the NAACP to take action against them?

Posted by: Tricia
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/05/08 10:24 PM

Vin- I normally just ignore him, but that comment about Gia was even more uncalled for than most of his crap.

Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/06/08 10:54 AM

triton, johnny interracial one-note, soldiers on. His postings are more inane than mine!

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/12/08 05:01 PM

Steph the cunt says:

Quote:

We do not list JM movies on our site due to the behavior of the owner (his unprofessionalism extends well beyond anything he posted on this site.)

Link

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/12/08 05:13 PM

Some one emailed me a while back to tell me that Steph was born without a clit.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/12/08 08:06 PM

When did Staph promote herself to "Head" Janitor? I mean, even Colonel Gaddaffi never made himself a General.

Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/12/08 08:42 PM

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=119230/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/119230.htm#post0

Posted by: Care Less
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/13/08 12:29 AM

Following the link to the JM reviews and reading the first few posts, the fifth one seemed interesting enough, as it mentioned "questionable material" on DVDs as easter eggs.

Does anyone know what is meant here?

Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/15/08 09:07 AM

Quote:

Steph the cunt says:

Quote:

We do not list JM movies on our site due to the behavior of the owner (his unprofessionalism extends well beyond anything he posted on this site.)

Link

She loves me.

Can someone please tell her that if she blew a horse that it would really upset me.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/15/08 06:17 PM

I sent her email to make sure she was aware of your concerns.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/16/08 04:59 AM

Quote:

Vin- I normally just ignore him, but that comment about Gia was even more uncalled for than most of his crap.

King are you reading this, alot of people like Gia.

Posted by: BIFF™
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/17/08 12:00 AM

Quote:

King are you reading this, alot of people like Gia.

Do you seriously think about the shit you spew before you type it?

Where has K1ng ever disparaged Gia?

<-- Any chance of renaming this smilie Gypsy or retard?

Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/17/08 09:37 AM

Quote:

Do you seriously think about the shit you spew before you type it?

Where has K1ng ever disparaged Gia?

<-- Any chance of renaming this smilie Gypsy or retard?

Shhhh, Don't wake her - she's sleeping.

Posted by: Care Less
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/17/08 12:00 PM

Quote:

Following the link to the JM reviews and reading the first few posts, the fifth one seemed interesting enough, as it mentioned "questionable material" on DVDs as easter eggs.

Does anyone know what is meant here?

Helpful minds among themselves.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/19/08 10:12 AM

Quote:

Quote:

King are you reading this, alot of people like Gia.

Do you seriously think about the shit you spew before you type it?

Where has K1ng ever disparaged Gia?

<-- Any chance of renaming this smilie Gypsy or retard?

Mind your business faggot if you would know what the fuck you're talking about it it has nothing to do with King not liking Gia. You truly are an asshole.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/07/08 05:41 AM

I can't explain it but there is a part of me that wants to see dicks rubbing together under the guide of a hot babe.

Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/10/08 01:02 PM

WAHHHH! Somebody tried to get me banned!

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/27/08 11:12 AM

Not so much faggy, but clueless enough to make it onto Gene Ross' radar. One Mr. Bigfoot asks:

Quote:

Could it be true that the Steven Sisters are not sisters but rather cousins????

I feel ripped off! Is this true? Can anyone else in the business confirm this?

I'm screencapping this classic reply because it's sure to be deleted:

LINK

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/28/08 06:58 AM

Talk about someone who desperately needs to find a hobby.
"Been looking everywhere for a shot of Evan's balls, but can't seem to find a decent one. Has anyone got a good picture?

I maintain he has the biggest balls in Porn and want to prove it, so any help would be much appreciated."

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/28/08 07:10 AM

I think the OP in that thread is actually Ben. It only gets gayer from there.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/29/08 04:18 PM

Quote:

I'm screencapping this classic reply because it's sure to be deleted:

LINK

Almost 72 hours later, it's still hanging on!

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/29/08 04:55 PM

Yeah but the thread got locked because someone dared to "insult" the whor... err industry people that post at ADT. (Were it available this is where I would put an eyes rolling graemlin.)

Posted by: redish
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/29/08 05:02 PM

Its not locked ...

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/29/08 05:11 PM

My bad, I was thinking of the peer pressure to like a certain porn star thread.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/29/08 05:34 PM

Yeah, locking that peer pressure thread was ridiculous. The thread itself was stupid, but locking it was even more so.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/29/08 05:44 PM

Looks like Staph got upset that somebody actually posted a pic of a chick's ass on a porn forum. Shocking!

The real importance of that thread is this:

It lives.

Posted by: spiderman
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 07/06/08 08:40 PM

Dear God

Posted by: Gunker
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 07/12/08 07:18 PM

Worth my 2nd ADT post.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 07/12/08 09:08 PM

Quote:

Worth my 2nd ADT post.

Priceless.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 07/20/08 04:01 PM

They Can't Do That to Her!

I swear I'm not making this up. That's the actual thread title.

Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 07/22/08 09:40 AM

Quote:

They Can't Do That to Her!

I swear I'm not making this up. That's the actual thread title.

Awesome. I think im going to put out a movie with that title.

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 07/22/08 11:01 AM

Jeff, could you make it like Mystery Science Theater 3000 with little silhouetted characters who comment and express their outrage and disbelief at the debauchery and degradation that is unfolding before them?

You know: "Oh My God...what is she doing? THAT DICK HAS JUST BEEN UP HER ASS!? NOOOOO!!!"

Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Applesaucer Is In Business @ ADT - 07/22/08 11:35 AM

Hey! They mention Adana, chum of XPT"S own Lance69! Do you guys get the show WebDreams? Lance was on it. Adana's bf is a fuckin' creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/07/08 05:34 PM

Can we please revive this little joy of mine? There's always something sexually awry being discussed at that Cuckle_Drew's house.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/07/08 07:32 PM

Gayness

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/07/08 10:14 PM

God love you...

Quote:

I just love scenes where the guy cums multiple times without any cut away or stoppage.

If a dude is fertle enough to jizz the whore two or three times, I say he does it. Especially if he rips off the sperm protector, Do it...inseminate your favorite whore. No one cares if you do or not.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/08/08 07:02 AM

Not faggy but Mia Rose dishes the dirt on why she left the business here.

Posted by: Darrah
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/08/08 07:55 AM

I got yelled at over there by Steph after making libelous accusations against Kayden Kross. And a new moderator emailed me a warning.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/08/08 09:41 AM

Quote:

I got yelled at over there by Steph after making libelous accusations against Kayden Kross.

That's wonderful. When are you going to admit to making libelous accusations against Max?

Posted by: Darrah
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/08/08 09:43 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I got yelled at over there by Steph after making libelous accusations against Kayden Kross.

That's wonderful. When are you going to admit to making libelous accusations against Max?

Fuck you about Max Hardcore. Everything I say about him is true. Boo fucking hoo. Wah wha whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/08/08 10:08 AM

Quote:

Boo fucking hoo. Wah wha whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Indeed.

Posted by: Darrah
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/08/08 10:13 AM

And what does that have to do with liable statements jackass?

Dear Dara Fjord:

It's "libel," you stupid cunt.

Sincerely,
The Moderator

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/08/08 10:16 AM

It has to do with you whining and crying "Boo Fucing Hoo..." AND crapping up one of the best threads on this board.

Posted by: MiaRoseXXX
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/10/08 08:07 AM

... wtf. don't let this epic win thread die. FUZZY BUMPING

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/29/08 02:17 PM

The "Next Deactivated Member" Thread always stuck me as the absolute lamest thread on that board. Naught but a bunch of servile suck-ups selling souls to Schutzstaffel Staph.

Today's episode features the whacking of an old pal, the MILF-O-Licious 3SB Her Offense: Apparently, telling Queen Tricia that blogging about her period is kinda dumb. Or something equally preposterous. As one brave soul put it:

Quote:

how many people have been deactivated because of a scuffle with Tricia now? maybe it's not the people getting deactivated that's the prob?

Here's to ya, 3SB.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/29/08 02:21 PM

Staph and Drew have managed to create a little Kim Jong Il-style paranoid "community" over there at ADT.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/29/08 02:31 PM

Quote:

Staph and Drew have managed to create a little Kim Jong Il-style paranoid "community" over there at ADT.

You said it, Ivor. That's why it disturbs me when somebody tries picking up Hardware's Mod Stick in these parts.

Posted by: 3SB
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/29/08 05:13 PM

Tricia is a condescending cunt. I can't stand her, and she single-handedly has made ADT a miserable place. Steph & Drew know it, they just don't know what to do about it.

It just sucks that they deactivated me before I got to make my last post, which was the really good one that I THOUGHT would get me tossed.

And I still don't care what anyone says, I think it's weird to post about HIV tainted cooter blood and post pics of your daughter in her underwear in a porn forum.

Yeah, I'm not the first that wanted to leave because of Karen, and I won't be the last. She's driven away not just regular posters, but more industry people than even I have. (Well, that one might be close).

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/29/08 05:20 PM

It's starting to feel like homecoming week over here. About all that's missing is Nietzsche, Joey Starr, and Croy.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/29/08 07:52 PM

My talk of aids rape seemed to have angered Tricia which looks like why I was booted also.

Nice to see you 3SB.

I am just waiting for the newest insane mod (killbill) who seems to literally spend 24 hours a day there to get booted. Then commit suicide. One less douche nozzle in Toronto

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/29/08 08:28 PM

Quote:

It's starting to feel like homecoming week over here. About all that's missing is Nietzsche, Joey Starr, and Croy.

Whatever happened to that faggot Tony Cumstock?

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/29/08 08:32 PM

@Willie D. For some reason I am under the impression that he went on some kind of ridiculously long and distant sailing journey. I don't have any details about it but I remember something about going out on a boat and not returning for a very long time.

Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/30/08 12:55 AM

This might not be the place to post this........ so I guess that means I will anyway.

There was a guy named bbrudy who posted at adt until he got banned. Why did he get banned you might ask? Well here is what he sent me when I found him on Freeones and asked him what happened.

Posted by: freestylah
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/30/08 01:55 AM

Quote:

Tricia is a condescending cunt. I can't stand her, ...

+1

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/30/08 06:33 AM

Quote:

Quote:

It's starting to feel like homecoming week over here. About all that's missing is Nietzsche, Joey Starr, and Croy.

Whatever happened to that faggot Tony Cumstock?

He's busy activistizing now.

Posted by: Gigi
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/30/08 08:19 AM

anyone have the link to the original tricia/3sb thread?

Posted by: zenman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/30/08 08:47 AM

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/whichpage=7/topic_id=117844/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/reply=1417485#post1417485

Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/30/08 11:12 AM

I didnt think the pictures were so bad, I may have put shorts on her and pulled them up to show the burns instead of just panties. That burn looks awfully painful, damn how fucking hot was that cocoa?
http://www.xcritic.com/blogs/blog.php?blogID=1040

Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/30/08 12:24 PM

you can add here Mark J. post

Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/30/08 01:37 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Tricia is a condescending cunt. I can't stand her, ...

I've never really heard what she had to say one way or another, but i gotta give her props on those stills. She's way hotter than I remember...

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/30/08 07:20 PM

Most of the newbie mods (killbillvol69, HeyNow69, etc.) are fanboi fuckwits, who suck ass to Steph & Drew as affection for 'all that they've done for them'...in their pathetic lonely lives that is living on a porn forum, where modship is a some kind of gold medal.

Hardware has alot of balls running his keyboard tough-guy mouth about being a 'total asshole'. He & fatass Bill are some of the biggest assholes on that board.

The rest of the mods aren't half bad, they know their job & they do it.

Guys like Ramsey & his ilk are just sincerely fucking queer. They don't like brash antics whatsoever & are content with ass-kissing 24/7, but they're quick to downtalk someone else when they don't agree with what was said.

Shit, even when I was around there, my reason for all the ball-busting was because I was unemployed. Albeit, I lived on my own - as opposed to parental-unit basement dwelling 40 year olds that make up 80% of the ADT population.

Things have gotten so lame, that even I haven't registered an alt there in over a year now to fuck with people. I've been gone for nearly 2 years now, but mustered 3000+ posts in 18 months. I got nixed for the same thing 3SB did, receiving 'too many warnings' about my behavior. I requested to return about a year ago (mainly for AEE info), but Drew couldn't retain my post count, so I lost interest. I don't think I'm missed around there anyway, no different than I would be here at least.

Like a true whore, Steph shows it's all about the money...ahem, 'traffic'.

All that said, let's bring Eric381 to XPT. This is home now.

Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 08:51 AM

Quote:

And I still don't care what anyone says, I think it's weird to post about HIV tainted cooter blood and post pics of your daughter in her underwear in a porn forum.

Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke. The thought of deviants like bono-one jacking off to those pictures makes me want to barf.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 10:14 AM

3SB Said:
Quote:

It just sucks that they deactivated me before I got to make my last post, which was the really good one that I THOUGHT would get me tossed.

I have been wondering what the icing on the cake would have been had the cake not gotten burnt to a crisp in the oven?

What was that LAST post?

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 11:41 AM

Posted by: 3SB
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 11:46 AM

Quote:

3SB Said:
Quote:

It just sucks that they deactivated me before I got to make my last post, which was the really good one that I THOUGHT would get me tossed.

I have been wondering what the icing on the cake would have been had the cake not gotten burnt to a crisp in the oven?

What was that LAST post?

It was in response to someone saying I was "jealous" of her. I was sarcastically gonna say yeah, I'm jealous. I wish I had HIV. I wish my meal ticket was facing jail time. I wish I could hire a nanny to raise my pre-porn daughter while I post all day long on message boards and pretend I have an important job. I wish, like Tricia, that my husband wasn't really my husband. I wish I could be so attention craved that I come out of a 10 year retirement to dress up like a sea lion in a straight jacket for what could damn well be the lamest scene of the year.... YES! I am jealous of her.

Or something like that. It hadn't been written, I was just thinking about it.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 12:01 PM

@3SB: I think I really love you in a very platonic way.

That was great.

And since I know Tricia is reading this: Please succumb to the virus soon so I haven't got to read any more of your shit ever. And I hope your kid knows what a great mother she has. Does she know you are a gangbang girl? What a treat it will be for her to find out!

Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 01:14 PM

3SB that would've been a helluva rant and no doubt would've been promptly nuked. From the few ADT links that have been posted in this thread (like zenman's above) no doubt she's trying to hold court over there, and the blind fanboy fawning is so nauseating that it's the repellent keeping me away. It reminds me too much of the couple times I went to Erotica L.A. and noticed many creeps doing that psycho glare of infatuation at the porn girls while they waited in line.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 01:29 PM

@Mark: with this:
Quote:

that psycho glare of infatuation at the porn girls

You pretty much summarized ADT. Well done.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 02:57 PM

Hey, Fuck Off.

3SB and I know each other from ADT. We are familiar.

No problem that you did not quite get my meaning. I am sure she did or I would have heard about it from her.

If you think I was venting bile I am sorry to have bothered you. But in the context of this thread you didn't really have much to say, eh?

Posted by: freestylah
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 03:37 PM

@3SB: Awesome post and a real shame it didn't make it to ADT. That would have given some spectacle. Especially the sea lion thing was great!

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 05:05 PM

Evel Knievel type of sex stunts.

I'm not sure it's faggy but I am sure it's stupid.

Posted by: jamesn
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 08:38 PM

i used to repeatedly send ramsey harassing messages telling him what a total homosexual he was, clearly in more vulgar terms when i posted on adt. it was great, he'd complain constantly.

Posted by: k1ng
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/31/08 10:30 PM

Quote:

It was in response to someone saying I was "jealous" of her. I was sarcastically gonna say yeah, I'm jealous. I wish I had HIV. I wish my meal ticket was facing jail time. I wish I could hire a nanny to raise my pre-porn daughter while I post all day long on message boards and pretend I have an important job. I wish, like Tricia, that my husband wasn't really my husband. I wish I could be so attention craved that I come out of a 10 year retirement to dress up like a sea lion in a straight jacket for what could damn well be the lamest scene of the year.... YES! I am jealous of her.

Or something like that. It hadn't been written, I was just thinking about it.

awesome.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/08 02:36 PM

Quote:

i used to repeatedly send ramsey harassing messages telling him what a total homosexual he was, clearly in more vulgar terms when i posted on adt. it was great, he'd complain constantly.

And by many of the respected alumni of ADT, you were one of the most respected posters there, too!

Posted by: ChodeMasterJ
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/08 10:17 PM

Quote:

As one brave soul put it:

Quote:

how many people have been deactivated because of a scuffle with Tricia now? maybe it's not the people getting deactivated that's the prob?

that brave soul would be me...I also started the thread and it ended up being really lame. I'd lock it if I had the power.

and I'm glad 3SB stood up to Tricia. That takes balls, errr, ovaries. 3SB is the best. I'm glad someone stood up to Tricia.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/08 10:40 PM

Law of unintended consequenses, brah. Welcome.

Posted by: ChodeMasterJ
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/08 10:56 PM

thank you, sir.

Posted by: IWAdult
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/03/08 12:00 PM

Welcome ChodeMasterJ.
It seems like more of us ADTers are posting here now.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/03/08 12:32 PM

Give me your tired, your poor, your Steph infected masses yearning to breathe free.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/03/08 01:04 PM

Quote:

It seems like more of us ADTers are posting here now.

You mean XPT'rs eh?... Fuck that place and all their bad noise.

Posted by: ChodeMasterJ
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/03/08 11:14 PM

Quote:

Welcome ChodeMasterJ.
It seems like more of us ADTers are posting here now.

Thanks dude. Yeah, it seems like a lot of us are defecting on at least a part-time basis. Things are getting kinda lame over there. Every other thread getting locked is pretty stupid too. there's way more cool emoticons over here too. haha.

Posted by: 3SB
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/05/08 06:02 AM

I defected on a part time basis a long time ago.

I checked ADT out this weekend and noticed that AIDScunt quoted something I posted at XPT over there. That is the coolest thing ever. I got deactivated, and am still, via Tricia, kinda posting there.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/05/08 06:03 AM

Must've drove Staph crazy.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/05/08 06:06 AM

Me too apparently. But whoever quoted my XPT post took it way out of context.

Posted by: Savoy
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/05/08 07:13 AM

Conq - I did?

So you're saying you were deactivated only for being a complete dick and it had nothing to do with Tricia?

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/05/08 07:25 AM

Sorry Savoy, I wasn't talking about you. It was blacksix.

Posted by: 3SB
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/05/08 09:00 AM

Hi Savoy!

Posted by: IWAdult
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/05/08 12:27 PM

Welcome Savoy!. Another ADT'er coming over to XPT?

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/05/08 06:06 PM

Ehhhhh what the hell....now I'm here too !

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/05/08 06:20 PM

This is starting to get silly. Welcome backdoorman.

Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/05/08 08:59 PM

'the heck's goin on over there? Has Reichsmarshall Retard gone completely trigger happy? Has uncensored truth been stifled to free up spectrum for the drone of fawning fanbots?

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/06/08 06:25 AM

Maybe everyone is coming over here so they don't accidentally win a hug and a kiss from Joanna Angel.

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/06/08 07:00 AM

I always had a rather eclectic taste in perverts !

Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/07/08 08:38 AM

Quote:

Maybe everyone is coming over here so they don't accidentally win a hug and a kiss from Joanna Angel.

A hug and kiss from Joanna Angel is like getting thrown in a dumpster and being pissed on by the homeless.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/07/08 08:46 AM

So what you're saying is that getting kissed by Joanna Angel is like being Ryan Knox?

Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/07/08 10:56 AM

Only there's less "jew" involved.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/07/08 09:59 PM

My only request to all the ADT newbs that are sharing their time here on XPT, keep your whore-loving foamite drool sessions OVER THERE (ala Gonzo420). Do not bring them over here and, if you must, confine yourself to this thread for Christ's sake.

This is THE thread for ADT newbs until you get your feet wet at XPT, in my humblest of opinions.

Speaking of faggy threads, here's one

Posted by: ChodeMasterJ
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 12:58 AM

that thread's faggy because CJ posted in it.

Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 02:52 AM

I like CJ, so stuff it.

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 06:39 AM

Quote:

My only request to all the ADT newbs that are sharing their time here on XPT, keep your whore-loving foamite drool sessions OVER THERE (ala Gonzo420). Do not bring them over here and, if you must, confine yourself to this thread for Christ's sake.

This is THE thread for ADT newbs until you get your feet wet at XPT, in my humblest of opinions.

Speaking of faggy threads, here's one

With all due respect .....NO !

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 08:20 AM

Quote:

Speaking of faggy threads, here's one

It appears to have been deleted.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 08:47 AM

No, it's still there.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 09:05 AM

Hmmm. Didn't work earlier. Tepid, maybe even timid, but not faggy.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 09:15 AM

You must have overlooked all the references to assholes and sodomy.

Posted by: ChodeMasterJ
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 09:38 AM

Quote:

I like CJ, so stuff it.

oops. Sorry Gia.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 09:44 AM

Quote:

You must have overlooked all the references to assholes and sodomy.

Meh, compared to some of the threads over there, that's nothing.

Now this thread has the potential for some serious faggotry.

Posted by: freestylah
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 03:45 PM

Quote:

that thread's faggy because CJ posted in it.

QFT.

Crucifixio is a cunt.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 06:14 PM

Quote:

Quote:

You must have overlooked all the references to assholes and sodomy.

Meh, compared to some of the threads over there, that's nothing.

Now this thread has the potential for some serious faggotry.

Old Guy over there is to Shayla Leveaux what Gunzo over here is to Jenna Haze.

Posted by: ChodeMasterJ
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 08:03 PM

that oldguy dude is pretty creepy.

Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/08/08 10:46 PM

Quote:

Old Guy over there is to Shayla Leveaux what Gunzo over here is to Jenna Haze.

Didn't he get the memo that the milk is sour and the eggs are rotten on that one? Shayla's gotta be like 60 years old now.

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/09/08 08:04 AM

Maybe he IS Shayla Laveaux !

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/09/08 12:03 PM

He posted today on how he just discovered Alicia Rhodes. I'm figuring his next discovery will either be the cotton gin or Morse Code.

Posted by: IWAdult
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/09/08 05:18 PM

^^^^^^
"Hey i just found this new thing called the internets and they have porn all over the place! Have you seen this new girl named Nina Hartley?"

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/10/08 06:42 AM

Maybe he's recently divorced after 40 + years of submission to a female ogre.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/10/08 04:01 PM

I'm willing to bet that if someone posted a bogus press release stating that Shayla Laveaux was stripping at Alcatrazz this Christmas on ADT he would go for it.

Posted by: gokkunfan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/10/08 04:06 PM

I got deactivated for calling Belladonna a ugly troll with a nice bum.

Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/10/08 06:56 PM

Belladonna being an ugly troll is practically the mission statement here. Somewhere along the way she morphed from an arguably cute girl with nice skin circa 2001, to a chem weathered psycho dick biter. Now she's hosting AVN?

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/10/08 08:01 PM

Yeah. She met Nacho & the Evil Angel crew.

Posted by: ChodeMasterJ
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/10/08 09:15 PM

Quote:

I'm willing to bet that if someone posted a bogus press release stating that Shayla Laveaux was stripping at Alcatrazz this Christmas on ADT he would go for it.

that, sir, is very brilliant. i think someone should definitely do that.

Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/10/08 10:12 PM

Quote:

I'm willing to bet that if someone posted a bogus press release stating that Shayla Laveaux was stripping at Alcatrazz this Christmas on ADT he would go for it.

Hell, some time ago someone named Tobin posted that she was appearing in Philadelphia. He responded a couple of weeks ago asking Tobin for some more updates neglecting to notice that by then Tobin had been deactivated.

Posted by: charin
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/11/08 06:50 PM

Jesus Christ , I almost never go over there, and when I do for 2 minutes, this is what I find.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/20/08 08:56 AM

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Jesus Christ , I almost never go over there, and when I do for 2 minutes, this is what I find.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: belch182
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/22/08 12:05 AM

"Im bisexual 18 year old boy is this bad" in sex talk.

OMFG!!!

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/22/08 12:09 AM

Your ID at ADT is still active. "cammy sutra" has not been banned. You are retarded.

Posted by: belch182
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/22/08 12:21 AM

"Kill screen, again.
Boring, again. "

...can't seem to find pics of the twins from superjail on google for some reason, but you get my drift.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/22/08 12:44 AM

I have no clue what your "drift" is supposed to be and I still think you are a 'tard...

...A 'tard who can't take a hint. Being deactivated at least 5 times should have been a gigantic hint that you are totally inept at using online forums.

Posted by: belch182
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/22/08 11:26 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9lrqByzdwo

cfsfhsfhdsfhgsfdsfdsfdsfg!!!!

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/22/08 12:22 PM

Wow! What an interesting youtube video that you posted.

@Belch: stop posting here.

Posted by: belch182
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/22/08 01:22 PM

say it with a smurf voice.

Posted by: belch182
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/22/08 01:25 PM

But seriously john lyons talking about fucking people he met off craigslist.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/22/08 10:05 PM

I halfway expected the thread about me meeting Neech would be quoted in this thread. (Contrary to some opinions here, he is a great fellow for a liberal).

Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/23/08 02:47 AM

duuuude, you met neech? i bow to you, sir.

Posted by: belch182
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/23/08 10:42 AM

homo fanboy.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/27/08 11:30 AM

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The "Next Deactivated Member" Thread always stuck me as the absolute lamest thread on that board. Naught but a bunch of servile suck-ups selling souls to Schutzstaffel Staph.

Continuing with our theme: WHINE

Posted by: Shrinky Dinks
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/27/08 03:34 PM

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DanaDeArmond
that guy who started that "whats wrong with dana dearmond" thread. he's harassing me.

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Steph

Dana, gone the second I read his posts - and nominated for the Classy Fan of the Year Award!

People get banned there for starting threads against you and it's called "harassing"? Willie D starts threads against me here and he's a moderator!

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/27/08 04:07 PM

Was it just now that you caught on to that?

Posted by: charin
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/15/09 02:20 PM

Jesus Christ, I want to lurk there for a bit and start posting, but every time I look, after about 2 minutes I find something like this. This is so bad on so many levels, I don't know where to begin. I can't be a part of that community.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/15/09 07:26 PM

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Jesus Christ, I want to lurk there for a bit and start posting, but every time I look, after about 2 minutes I find something like this. This is so bad on so many levels, I don't know where to begin. I can't be a part of that community.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

It's always seemed odd to me that Tricia prefers that board when the owner of this board is engaged in exactly the same fight as her husband.

Posted by: IWAdult
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/16/09 12:27 PM

I don’t know if this is true or not, but I heard you are not allowed to call performers over there whores or you will be deactivated.

My question is what if a porn performer refers to herself as a whore or likes to be called a whore during sex? Is she not allowed to post there?

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/16/09 12:47 PM

That's true. Calling the girls whores can get you bounced. That's one reason it's referred to as "shiny happy porno land".

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/16/09 01:44 PM

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My question is what if a porn performer refers to herself as a whore or likes to be called a whore during sex? Is she not allowed to post there?

Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi.

Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/16/09 11:45 PM

After browsing the last couple posts, I jumped over there to check out the site for the first time. Wow. I tried to read through a couple threads, but I just couldn't take it. Seems like the type of guys that loved Mommy so much, they put on her clothes and posed in the mirror. Those dudes aren't even cool enough to be gay though, cuz then they'd maybe get laid.

Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/17/09 09:11 AM

ADT puts porn in a bad light and gives it a bad name. We are scumbags and there is nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/17/09 12:43 PM

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porn stars in real life i bet very picky!!!!!!!
since they are on the scene working with all these different guys, i bet in real life they go for the super model kind of guys, i was on hot or not and got rated 8.2. but you have to be 9 or 10 for porn stars to even give you time of day. porn stars would not settle for any less then really hot guys. it sucks i am above average looking, great body, yet shy, and cannot get any girl to even look at me. anyone else have any thoughts feel free thanks.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=133173/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/133173.htm

Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/17/09 12:56 PM

^^^That sounds like ben.

Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/17/09 01:22 PM

Why on earth would you want to take up with somebody who takes felon loads on their face every day...

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/17/09 01:37 PM

Attending Taryn Thomas' Wood-Be ADT Blow Bang?

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/17/09 02:44 PM

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Attending Taryn Thomas' Wood-Be ADT Blow Bang?

Seriously, imagine this guy trying to get wood in front of a bunch of other overweight men, waiting in line to unload his cinder blocks into that fat hooker. 0.00% chance.

THIS GUY...

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/19/09 03:10 PM

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Stoya, my ex-gf is a big fan of yours. Have you ever done a scene where you licked a man's ass? That is something I would like to see, personally.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/whichpage=57/topic_id=113341/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/113341.htm

Obvious faggotry aside, what kind of girls date this kind of guys?

Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 03/19/09 08:21 PM

None of those fucking chatches on there having fucking girlfriends, Croc. We both know that....

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/13/09 08:28 AM

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Brian Pumper Appreciation Society
YO!!! I've seen three flicks from this man and posted reviews for all three flicks. I am serious when I say that I feel like he's the future of black directed pornography. I reviewed "The Ass Spread" last week and I've just reviewed "Gapeman" and "Black Butthole Stretchers" this weekend. I have to own these other 2 flicks. I can't wait until Evil Angel reissues Gapeman and release it. His trailers and raps are excellent. While I haven't seen a man so full of himself, his flicks are so damn great! I recommend everybody see these three movies and own them!

Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/13/09 01:16 PM

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Brian Pumper Appreciation Society
YO!!! I've seen three flicks from this man and posted reviews for all three flicks. I am serious when I say that I feel like he's the future of black directed pornography. I reviewed "The Ass Spread" last week and I've just reviewed "Gapeman" and "Black Butthole Stretchers" this weekend. I have to own these other 2 flicks. I can't wait until Evil Angel reissues Gapeman and release it. His trailers and raps are excellent. While I haven't seen a man so full of himself, his flicks are so damn great! I recommend everybody see these three movies and own them!

Folks, we have a fucking winner.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/15/09 08:51 AM

It's getting worse.

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Brian Pumper is a quality performer and has always given full value in any scene he appears in. I always had huge respect from when he first came onto the porn scene in early Red Light District movies where he really was outstanding. There are bruthas' packin' more meat maybe but he makes up for lack of those extra inches with a killer body and real screen presence...very fun and cool. I love his latest butt stretching movies and even enjoy the rap stuff. I also have him to thank for getting my last few girlfriends heavily into porn...they'd all drool over him and get seriously horny watching him do his stuff! My current chick of 2 years has even sent him fanmail and would happily be a willing groupie to him if he ever swung by Germany! I don't think I could blame her!

I think alot of the dissing he gets is based on jealousy and the fact that he has such a confident persona in his flicks...plus he's probably now enjoyed more fine pussy in his career than most most of us strokers have had hot dinners! He also continues to break in some amazing new babes too so I always get his new DVDs asap. Rarely disappointed and his latest Gapeman stuff is the bomb. Love that raw, energetic buttbanging he's a master at and the eye-popping close-ups of the honeys'freshly pummeled poopchutes! The guy is class and is producing some of the nastiest interracial porn out there.

I hope this guy is a Turk or some other immigrant.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/15/09 08:56 AM

OMG!!!!

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=134455/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/reply=1526891#post1526891

Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/15/09 01:59 PM

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/15/09 02:08 PM

What thread is that from Mark?

Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/15/09 02:44 PM

its from ADT's copycat version of XPT's bad teeth thread- Danny D got mad people would dare discuss bad whore teeth. i pulled it out since Croc is on a Dana kick.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=131494/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/131494.htm

The man has a point too, this piece of work seems to be caught up in some weird hillary swank identity crisis. i love the fact she gets mad about belligerent anti-fans.

Posted by: freestylah
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/15/09 03:33 PM

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... i love the fact she gets mad about belligerent anti-fans.

Tell me about it....... The Prophet & Dan

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/18/09 04:14 PM

Not exactly Faggy but pretty lame.

If you are going to delete links to pirated content just do it. No need to make a thread about how you are going to do it. Even less of a need to agonize over the exact semantics and wording. This whole thread sounds like it was written by Graham Chapman and John Cleese.

Posted by: DukeSkywalker
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/22/09 06:30 PM

hahaha. yea, its amazing how many whores hang out there and how few hang out here. But I bet you every porn whore searches it daily. Something has to be done about save a hoe porn.
Duke

Posted by: Sir CharlesZ
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/23/09 04:17 AM

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Not exactly Faggy but pretty lame.

If you are going to delete links to pirated content just do it. No need to make a thread about how you are going to do it. Even less of a need to agonize over the exact semantics and wording. This whole thread sounds like it was written by Graham Chapman and John Cleese.

Piracy is a very big problem with porn and threatens the industry that we love's very existence. I don't see anything wrong with being vocal about fighting against it.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/24/09 07:23 AM

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Why compare Pumper with Jay-Z!?!?!? One is a pornstud who dabbles with hip-hop and the other is a professional rapper! Who are you to comment on the lyrics in such a pseudo-academic fashion? Professor of Hip-Hop Literary Theory at Harvard????!!!

No I think not. Could Jay-Z nail the living sh*t out of half a dozen 18 year old blonde Eurobabes on camara like I just saw Pumper do last night in one his recent flicks!? I doubt it!

Like someone else has remarked on this thread, Pumper is one of the finest at what he does in the Jizz Bizz...raw, nasty anal sex in a gonzo format with some of the hottest new big-butt freaky porn chicks! His rapping is thrown in just to add something new and different. I'm sure he's not pretending to be some kind of visionary poet or 'serious' rapper. Chuck D can sleep safely in his bed! Even as someone who is not a huge rap fan I can see that Pumper is not a million miles away from many a so-called 'gangsta' rapper who expound the virtues of 'hoes and guns' and I would say he is way better looking and has alot more charm and style.

My girlfriend is much younger than me (24) and is a huge fan of hip hop/R'n'B/Gangsta Rap music and adores Pumper mainly as a well-built highly confident 'superstud' performer but also really loves his rapping and music videos. She says if there is one guy who can be justifiably arrogant about 'fucking lots of bitches' it's him as that is his main job and he's got a couple of thousand scenes in the Porn archives to prove it! My girl is also big porn fan and Pumper is the guy she really gets turned on watching, even when he rapping! (her other fave studs are Justin Slayer and Ice Cold who also look like rappers to her!). Her girlfriends all love Pumper's flicks too mainly because of his sexy persona/looks and big dick but also his rapping.

I respect the guy coz he produces, directs and performs in some of the nastiest, most unPC, fun, interracial porn out there at the moment and is getting better and better in my opinion and I consider myself a serious porn afficianado who has no axes to grind. His movies are a must buy for me based purely on the scorching sex and filthy new chicks he seems to attract who clearly enjoy every minute of working with him. The rapping I just find amusing and adds a bit of spice to main proceedings which is the sex. Pumper rapping between slutty porn chicks bouncing their big round butts in rhythm is just great fun and the lyrics make me laugh. Its almost a parody of other idiots who only do 'serious' rap and take themselves way too seriously. Pumper at least provides some wit and overplays this as a parody almost.

For the record I think Jay-Z sucks! Massively overrated and I'd take Pumper any day of the week even on the rap front.

You are taking it all to seriously and many of the gripes against Pumper are borne from sheer envy that this loud, brash pornstud he is doing what he wants to do, how he wants, showing the finger to anyone who doesn't like it and has fucked thousands of the most gorgeous babes out there in ways we poor mortals can only dream of and clearly has even more lusting after him (trust me, my girl and all her pals would happily suck Pumpers talented cock while he rapped away!). Shakespeare he ain't but he can ream out a chick with supermodel looks poopchute better than anyone and can cut the rapper poses pretty well! The other guys who used to dabble with rapping in his porn a few years ago was Jake Steed and he was also a pioneer in his own way and also did a decent job. Just a bit of fun to add another dimension to what can be a very samey business. Rap-Porn crossover is a breat of fresh air when done with this much passion. Pumper is indeed 'doin' his thang' and I for one hope it continues for a long time yet despite his peevish critics. Give the guy a break is my advice. His porn output is right up there with the best ever.

You need to be on a Hip Hop Forum not on a porn one, dude! Sit back and enjoy the hoes and the floes.

Tried to shorten it somehow but there isn't a single line in that post that is not lulzy/faggy.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/24/09 08:57 AM

I tried to some up with something to say about that but it's just too much. No response is possible.

As a side note I hope Tritone can find some reason to talk with this guy.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/24/09 07:42 PM

or the record I think Jay-Z sucks! Massively overrated and I'd take Pumper any day of the week even on the rap front.
****************************************************************************
Now I knows you are joking around.

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 01:57 PM

You guys can say what you want about how lame and faggy Brian Pumper is. But the simple fact is that he is putting out some majorly top-notch stroking material.

The GapeMan series, Black Booty Stretchers, Aurora Jolie's Cum in My Booty, his "ass spreading" movie.

He has a knack for knowing exactly what strokers want to see and captures it with impressive fidelity.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 01:59 PM

How much of his "majorly top-notch stroking material" have you downloaded for free?

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 02:13 PM

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How much of his "majorly top-notch stroking material" have you downloaded for free?

I support black filmmakers.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 02:14 PM

So if I went through the Mr Marcus board I won't find you posting links to download or talking about downloading anything by coloreds?

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 03:02 PM

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How much of his "majorly top-notch stroking material" have you downloaded for free?

I support black filmmakers.

Let's not forget this. IAFD doesn't have a director listed for the movie but since the scene has a negro male in it we'll call him a black filmmaker.

Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 04:48 PM

HAHAHAHA! PWNED!

Posted by: loopnode
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 05:44 PM

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She says if there is one guy who can be justifiably arrogant about 'fucking lots of bitches' it's him as that is his main job and he's got a couple of thousand scenes in the Porn archives to prove it! My girl is also big porn fan and Pumper is the guy she really gets turned on watching, even when he rapping!

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 08:20 PM

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HAHAHAHA! PWNED!

I vote to rename this smiley :tritone:

Posted by: D.W.
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 08:23 PM

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I vote to rename this smiley :tritone:

Seconded!

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 08:46 PM

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Quote:

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How much of his "majorly top-notch stroking material" have you downloaded for free?

I support black filmmakers.

Let's not forget this.

Hey JiggaBOO!

Your isolated instance where I decided to share a scene (from a DVD I owned, BTW) with a select group of people does not disprove the fact that I have frequently put my money where my mouth is in support of the porn that I value.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 09:02 PM

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does not disprove the fact that I have frequently put my money where my mouth is in support of the porn that I value.

You can prove this? Link?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/25/09 10:18 PM

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Your isolated instance where I decided to share a scene (from a DVD I owned, BTW) with a select group of people does not disprove the fact that I have frequently put my money where my mouth is in support of the porn that I value.

It not disprove anything, but it certainly proves you're an ignorant spook who steals shit & shares it with his homies over @ MMF.

Do you frequent the buffet line in this same fashion with the brothas? Ya know, feed the pack on a single admission? Or do you only do that at places whose food you hold no value toward?

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/26/09 03:30 AM

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does not disprove the fact that I have frequently put my money where my mouth is in support of the porn that I value.

You can prove this? Link?

Well one recent example was a thread posted on this very board: My Latest DVD Purchase! Here I provide photographic proof of my purchase of Lex the Impaler #3

Unfortunately, the images I uploaded as proof got deleted from the picture host I use and I don't feel like digging through my files to find the originals again. Fortunately though, have2cit was able to grab one of them and reupload it (with his snarky commentary, but still):

Also, me stating that I support porn which I enjoy does not mean that I simply steal porn I consider mediocre. It just means that I am more judicious in my purchases and tend to have strict criteria before I buy. I am not as stingy with rentals and will take more chances with those.

Like I said, in the early days of DVD I almost put AdultDVDEmpire on the map. Have also spent an embarrassing number of dollars at XRentDVD over the years.

I don't need to defend my support of the porn industry. As I stated in an earlier post, if one were to see how much porn (i.e. original DVDs & VHS) I actually owned, the joke would then be how pathetic it was instead of what few freebies I might have looked at once the "Internet Age" took hold.

I mean c'mon, any of you guys that might peek at a tube site are most likely viewing pirated material. Those clips are just cut up from pirate DVD encodings and clandestine website rips.

I'm not saying it right. Just saying, "Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house". Or however that goes.

Peace out.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/26/09 08:11 AM

Too late to save yourself, porch monkey. You got major-league OWNED.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/26/09 08:32 AM

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Hey JiggaBOO!

And you bitch about this place being a den of racism.

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/26/09 08:36 AM

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Too late to save yourself, porch monkey. You got major-league OWNED.

Hardly. Jigaloo brought back that old example (which he first used in the "Fuck You Tritone" thread) cause that's all he's got on me. If I was the major league pirate I'm being accused of, there would be tons of evidence over on the MM board.

As it turns out, this is simply a one-time occurrence, just as I have argued.

Also, if you really want to be pedantic about it, the director of the scene I uploaded is Steve Drake, a former porn actor who happens to be white. So using this to somehow prove I don't support black filmmakers is folly.

And really, Wille - "Porch monkey"? I didn't think you were part of that crowd.

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/26/09 08:37 AM

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Hey JiggaBOO!

And you bitch about this place being a den of racism.

Only throwing it back in your face for spite!

[Rambo] You drew first blood [/Rambo]

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/26/09 09:48 AM

Why do you lie tritone? There are another two threads where you are linking to obviously copyrighted picture sets ( one two )

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/26/09 02:48 PM

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Why do you lie tritone? There are another two threads where you are linking to obviously copyrighted picture sets ( one two )

Thanks Croc. You save me from having to sully myself over there with those people.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/26/09 06:10 PM

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=134455/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/134455.htm

Same guy. Enough said.

Posted by: cobalt60
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/02/09 02:37 PM

God-a-mitey-FUCK, that's a lot to wade through just to find out why WillieD hates me. All I can glean is something I said about jerking off in front of a mirror with the reply "sometimes".

Look, I have a sense of humor - I thought I was in the right place!

Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/02/09 06:08 PM

I like ADT but I love XPT

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/02/09 07:09 PM

+ 1

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/02/09 07:59 PM

ADT and the many creepy fuckers that dwell there make me puke in my mouth just a little.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/02/09 11:04 PM

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ADT and the many creepy fuckers that dwell there make me puke in my mouth just a little.

I don't read there much any more except from this thread. It's no fun anymore because there are no more impending Tony Cumstock meltdows at the hands of Bornyo, and cuntbag Stephanie Black is telling her wife Andrew to be even more heavy-handed over there. I seriously think they could relocate the website to Iran and find a happy home there, so long as Drew is willing to wear a birka.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/03/09 06:24 AM

Fuck Mark & his birka, if Phlog were still around he'd want to see a red dot on Steph's head.

** I know, it's not Iran, but it's that part of the world - yada, yada, yada.

Posted by: cobalt60
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/03/09 11:17 AM

I'd like to puke in someone else's mouth a little, or a lot, but it's all been done. I'm just see-through faded, overrated, super jaded. And out of my mind. There is nothing new under the sun, nothing's shocking (Ted, Just Admit It). Why even bother?

Posted by: melpster
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/03/09 03:50 PM

I likes duh chocomut ice cream.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/04/09 03:41 PM

Stoya, Im sure you have a lot of bisexual male fans. Any intentions of doing a Bi-MMF scene ? I would absolutely love to see you with two bi dudes.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=135191/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/135191.htm

Edit: Also We all have seen girl doing ATM herself but I really like it when some guy puts finger in girl's ass and lick it off himself or make the girl lick it,suggest some good scenes.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=135118/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/135118.htm

Posted by: BIFF™
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/06/09 09:22 AM

Crocodile=Freestyluuhhhhhhh

Posted by: freestylah
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/06/09 10:37 AM

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Crocodile=Freestyluuhhhhhhh

Biff, you're seeing things that ain't there.

Posted by: BIFF™
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/06/09 01:10 PM

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Biff, you're seeing things that ain't there.

Nope. Just good at outing alts.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/06/09 01:43 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Biff, you're seeing things that ain't there.

Nope. Just good at outing alts.

Nope. Just paranoid.

Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/06/09 02:33 PM

BIFF said:
Quote:

Crocodile=Freestyluuhhhhhhh

Why do you think this BIFF? I thought you said Freestylah was Claude, now Croc... Who is he?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/06/09 04:11 PM

Sometimes I think I have too much time on my hands, and then there are those who create Alt-ID's. WTF.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/06/09 04:24 PM

And then there are those that treat alt-I.D.s the same way Oliver Stone treats the Kennedy assassination.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/06/09 05:20 PM

Confucius say...when posting in "Faggy Thread of the Day @ ADT, direct your anger towards the faggotry there.

Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/10/09 06:48 PM

Faggiest I've seen lately....

Between the softer, gentler rules for posting here plus all the immigration happening from the ADT faggots, the threads here are starting to look an awful lot like the threads over there.

Keep at it and you'll be posting Kurt appreciation threads in no time.

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/10/09 06:57 PM

ADT faggots ???? Wha ? Who ? Where ? Huh ?.............

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/10/09 07:13 PM

I think everyone appreciates it when Lockwood rewards the internet with his presence. It's like playing XPT from the white tees. You can leave half your clubs in your bag and still shoot under par.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/10/09 08:22 PM

He actually followed me around ADT posting in all my threads for a while because thought I was Conky from XPY, and I guess Kurt super hates Conky.

I have weird Lockwood rants in a few threads that really made no sense from.. he posted on a thready about me having over 10,000 posts. I think sometimes he took his internet time very seriously.

Whatever, you ever see me in a tranny movie.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/11/09 08:14 AM

Steve is definitely a fag-hag because he calls everyone a "HATER" (remember to use all capital letters), yet Steve McFagwood poured his spleen here more than anyone else I can remember.

Oh, and congrats to the p/a/f douchebag who found a year-old thread here to crack on. You're on the ball. Now time for your Frankenberry & Ritalin. Go upstairs and kiss mommy good morning.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/31/09 05:17 AM

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/05/09 07:00 AM

Seriously, what in the name of fucked up fiberglass flip flops?

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/05/09 02:33 PM

Shapeshifting? Into Evan Stone?

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/09 02:40 AM

Quote:

Hi, guys... its me, virgin boy.

Now forgive me.. and please dont laugh at me... but I am 19 years old and havent had sex yet, so I cant do anything but imagine on my part... but, girls, does it hurt when you have sex? I am not a tranny, nor am I trying to come off as gay or have transvestite feeling but maybe its because I'm a caring and oversensitive guy, but the deep deep moans and gibberish and the faces made-- sometime appear to me that we are physically abusing your insides when we have sex with you-- because it appears you are grimacing out of pain.

Sometimes-- I feel so sorry for the girls it serves as a mental block whenever I try to force myself to watch porn. I cant imagine the immennse amount of pain and feeling that you must be going through during sex.

I can only imagine that if I had something hard and long forced up my rectum that it would NOT be enjoyable-- matter of fact.. it would be absolute HELL.

So please try not to laugh at me or make fun, because I am not expereienced with this sort of thing. But ladies-- is sex REALLY enjoyable for you? or is it a necessary evil that you endure for us?

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=136078/forum_id=6/cat_id=3/136078.htm

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/09 05:04 AM

somebody from here had to have posted that.

Posted by: delanoojos
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/09 08:47 AM

Quote:

somebody from here had to have posted that.

Damn ,,,we might have a high scool graduate here with Figgy

Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/09 10:19 AM

well, GED anyways

Posted by: ChuckSpears
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/09 10:52 AM

sweaty Kurt Lockwood scenes

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/20/09 10:42 PM

"please dont laugh at me... but I am 19 years old and havent had sex yet..."

Still puts him ahead of Eric.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/24/09 01:05 PM

Quote:

does anyone here besides me have a breath fetish? i know a lot of people have an ass smelling fetish, i do too, but nothing turns me on more than the smell of a woman's hot breath. not bad breath, just something about the smell of normal breath gets me rock hard.

sasha grey, i'd love to get your thoughts on this, i know you and belladonna love ass smell, and have many other crazy fetishes, but what about the smell of breath?

one of the hottest things ive seen in porn is when the girl sniffs a cock straight out of her ass. ive only seen it a few times, one with belladonna, one with delilah strong (best bangbros episode EVER) and tiana lynn does it in big wet asses 6. i have yet to see breath smelling.

the hottest thing ever in a porn, IMHO, would be a girl doing ATM, and then having another girl smell her her breath afterwords. id probably nut instantly.

thoughts?

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=142734/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/142734.htm

Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/24/09 03:55 PM

Quote:

somebody from here had to have posted that.

My moneys on you, tool. I'd even double the bet and say it's a true story after seeing a pic of you and the genetic mishap you call a body and face.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/24/09 06:29 PM

post a pic of yourself fuckboy.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/24/09 06:34 PM

If I recall, Chalupa McFatty, you didn’t post your photos on here. They were FOUND by someone & posted.

Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/24/09 06:47 PM

Quote:

If I recall, Chalupa McFatty...

Pot, meet kettle.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/25/09 06:03 PM

whatever chubs.someone had them on their hard drive.why would somebody have pics of some guy on their comp? i could have just denied they were me.lou probably looks like bono one.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/27/09 11:15 AM

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/27/09 02:42 PM

Quote:

Quote:

If I recall, Chalupa McFatty...

Pot, meet kettle.

How ya doin', Chink Eye?

Posted by: Claude Goddard
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 12/21/09 05:59 PM

Wheres the new big cock talent?

Have to say though, there are fewer trannie and gay pics on there than here.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/25/10 02:46 PM

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=152696/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/152696.htm

Who has the nicest cock in straight porn ?

Criteria:
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1.Size.

2.Size of load.

3.General aesthetics of the cock. (sic!)

coveryisadick wrote:
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erik everhard ..his cock is facinating because the head is really tiny but the shaft is huge and fat .. lol its fun to look at and i m straight

The Ghost of Cal Jammer wrote:
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I've watched enough porn to have an opinion on this and I don't feel weird about having an opinion on this because how could I not notice the giant dicks that I'm always watching go in and out of the world's greatest pussies? That being said, I would have to say Ian Scott.

torris wrote:
Quote:

Jules Jordan. It's always hard, girls mouths' look good sucking it and he's got a good spray going. I think Peter North's cock is something you should be able to get a replica of at IKEA

RandomPrecision explained in detail why he likes to jerk off to Mark Ashley's, Manuel's and Erik Everhard's cocks.

ohbenice wrote:
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Steve Holmes and Manuel Ferrara, both could sway the manest of men!

trout bum commented on charn's post:
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Joey Silveria in his young days had a large helmet but his shaft wasn't that thick so the head looked like the mushroom you decribe.

he also added:
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You also have to throw in a few black guys because of their uniqueness. Mandingo, Lex Steele, Shane Diesel, Sean Michaels, and Ricco Strong. You got to face it, these guys have great dicks. And no I'm not gay, If you watch porn you can't help but focus on a nice cock. It's part of the action.

TedtheBellhop likes Kyle Stone's cock because it is proportional to the overall size of his body.

TheDreamPolice likes Sean Michel's cock because he's black and TheDreamPolice can see when the girls "cream".

^1000000

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/25/10 03:15 PM

That question has Tritone written all over.

Posted by: Claude Goddard
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/27/10 04:14 AM

Quote:

TedtheBellhop likes Kyle Stone's cock because it is proportional to the overall size of his body.

That guy is openly bi/homo so him saying that is no more remarkable than Cumstains doing so.

Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/27/10 10:55 PM

i had my comments deleted on there for making fun of the thread about the 'hottest stud in porn'.

Posted by: superloads
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/28/10 02:27 AM

The irony is that they have Moderators on that board.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/16/11 09:41 PM

I dunno...that looks a little "Beastie" to me...photoshop or not, I don't think it is good to have here.

No Beasties or kiddos around here...

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/17/11 09:21 PM

think thats japanese by the looks of it.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 02/23/11 07:05 AM

This one is pretty good. The fucking idiot that can't make a post without whining about how there aren't enough scenes with girls smoking cigarettes starts a thread about it only to get it hijacked with a Alexander Hamilton/Aaron Burr reenactment starring Mike Quasar and Howard Levine.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/22/11 06:11 PM

bumped to displace Donny's nonsense from the main list.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/15/11 12:51 AM

As a generously endowed porn fan, I dunno how many scenes I fast forwarded/skipped because the guy was poorly endowed or the girl was average/ugly. Can porn companies make sure their hired talents meet some compatibility standards before they shoot them? Porn should really be about hung guys and gorgeous women. I know pretty/gorgeousness is in the eye of the beholder but still...

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=165371/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/165371.htm

A "Goldstein" (fatty?) replies: "I'll take studs that get and keep hard erections, blow a decent load and have a clean appearance over "hung" any day of the week! Take Csoky for example.He's not "hung" by any porn standards, yet the quality of his package is outstanding -- and he's rock-hard.

Sometimes you hit the jackpot with a stud like Mandingo -- huge, hard-as-a-rock, decent loads, clean appearance and a gentlemen. Peter North, in addition to his famous cumshots, is another rock-hard performer."

Peoples Temple has also been bothered by big number of limp penises: "What is far worse than poorly endowed guys are well endowed guys who can't keep a hard on and I've seen plenty of them that are scene killers."

Zamboni says he likes to see "well hung performers too" but guys with average cocks also need to be given a chance "in every movie".

Laurie Cameron Fan boasts that he finds 13" cock arousing. Than he goes on to add a hilarious description of his own dick for some reason: "I'm average a seven incher 2 inches thick and it is harder than wood I can lift tables until the pain is too much , a dick is not meant to do this kind of things.When I really am excited it is impossible to even push it parallel to the ground it hurts " The guy also openly admits being a fag.

empress is turned off by the fact that there are less attractive couples out there and wants to see "a larger but not too huge guy with two very beautiful women in a movie. "

The Edge says he likes all cocks.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/15/11 09:01 AM

Nothing faggy about guys liking other gus big cocks.

Before the interwebs the way wife swappers found each other was through magazines. There was a guy whose ad went on about how he wanted to give blowjobs, hj's, get fucked in the ass, but wasn't gay. Ah, the beauty of delusion.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/29/11 07:25 AM

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=165779/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/165779.htm

One of the lulziest threads alive today. Kristina Rose is perfectly fine with getting her head dunked in a goddamn toilet as long as it's by some overrated Eurodouche, but when a fanboy says that he'd rather see someone else in one of her recent roles, she goes all-out whore ballistic. Yes, she's bitching that ADT is too harsh on performers. Too bad it got the lock treatment. Could have been legendary.

Stuck-up whore writes:
Since I've been on ADT, I've seen a lot of retarded etiquette when it comes to ADTers and how they speak about/towards porn chicks. It's really annoying.
Saying things like

"Taylor Von Bailey wrote:
I'm glad it's not going to be Kristina."

"RedDevil87 wrote: Dana is cool. Would have preferred Phoenix but I'm sure Dana will produce a great scene too."

Who the fuck do you think you are?!
Where the fuck are your manners?
What's the point in comments like this?
Why not just say "Hey bitches, I'm an asshole with terrible etiquette and I'm trying to insult you, muuaaahhaaaahaaa"

So I've decided that there should be a place on here for all the porn stars to freely be assholes to all the assholes on ADT.

Since you can talk shit about us and make backhanded comments and compliments and try to verbally manipulate us into doing things we're not into to fulfill your fetishes all while safely tucked behind your computer screens, I figure it's only fair for us to have an outlet here on ADT so we can complain about those fan assholes that are probably stealing our porn anyways.

I mean.. us porn girls have opinions about you too. Some of you we like and some of you we could really do without. This is our little nook on ADT to to speak freely about you the same way you speak freely about us on every other forum and thread.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/29/11 12:37 PM

Yeah, out of the 20,000 women around the world doing porn as an occupation your personal favorite must be Kristina Rose or else you are rude and inconsiderate. We need to start a whore logic thread to go with the FLIP one. Anyone surprised that Taylor Von Bailey got deactivated for this terrible breach of etiquette right after this thread got locked?

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/29/11 03:26 PM

We need to start a Kristina Rose Is A Dimwit Cunt thread, in attempt to bait her on here, and ask if C3x requested a black strap on when she fucked his ass.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/29/11 03:33 PM

Ahhh. She's a princess. How sweet.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/02/11 07:08 AM

Since you can talk shit about us and make backhanded comments and compliments and try to verbally manipulate us into doing things we're not into to fulfill your fetishes all while safely tucked behind your computer screens

This is by far and wide the best and most mysterious part of that clusterfuck of a post.

I can just imagine the shame and disgrace that she must have felt after BonoOne verbally manipulated her into rubbing Subway wrappers and Papa John's garlic sauce all over her body during a late-night cam session.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/02/11 10:38 AM

Quick note. I prefer the term "complisault" over back handed compliment. Carry on.

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/02/11 05:28 PM

I pm'ed KR and asked her to join us here . No response ! ;-)

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/03/11 07:36 AM

So I've been lurking ADT for Kristina Rose posts for lulz, and I'm finding that every post I read is funnier and more delusional than the last. Here's some gems for you fuckers:

"Then don't watch my movies, asshole. Like as if you've seen one of my anal scenes, you've seen them all. lol. Yeah RIGHT! This is the kind of verbiage you assholes use to try and mentally manipulate girls into doing something you want to see but they don't want to do. Not buying it..

Why would you want me to do something I'm not turned on by?
As if that would make me so much more watchable. GTFOH. You're retarded."

Here, she basically states that she'd do any scene for free as long as it exonerates her from being a "hooker":

"truthteller24, CASH? Ummm, No. Not really, boo boo. I'm a slut and a bitch, not a hooker. I DO WHAT I WANT. Not what I'm paid to like. Don't get it twisted, "NEW MEMBER"."

I'm not sure what to make of this one. Apparently there's more to jacking off to Kristina Rose than just her tits and ass:

"Just because I don't want to do what you want to see me do doesn't mean I'm not a good performer. In fact I think the girls that do turn down performing acts they aren't into are better at what they do then the naive ones that just fall in line with whatever some ADT fan-er requests of them. The ones that are honest about what they like or don't like are always the ones that are better performers because they love what they do. Not fake love it. And I'm not buying that BS spouted by dudes saying that they are no longer into my movies all because I'm uninterested in performing a certain act. After all, if you didn't have a fascination with me to begin with you never would have asked to see me do whatever it is that you want to see me do."

This whore's posts are a treasure-trove of chuckles. I'll be back to edit this if the quest for lulz continues to pay off.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that all of these posts came from a thread entitled "I love Shemales and Am Not Afraid To Admit It" started by one "ekarth". Hmmmmmmm.

edit: Fuck this. There is just wayyyy to much material to post. I'll start a Kristina Rose thread for further updates if I feel motivated enough.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/03/11 11:47 AM

ill be waiting on that thread.i have a good feeling about it.and ekearth isnt really a surprise.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/03/11 03:17 PM

When my ex and I were shooting custom pics for guys, on of our associates was this old huge titted whore. She told us she knew some guy with a Harley she wanted to pose on. She wanted to call the set "Class on Class". It was a real downer for her when I explained that no one was jerking off to "class".

They all want so badly to believe that they're more than fodder for mastyrbation. But deep down they know they're not.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/04/11 06:15 AM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
ill be waiting on that thread.i have a good feeling about it.and ekearth isnt really a surprise.

You know, figgs, I'm not sure if I even want to start it. Starting a "dumb shit Kristina Rose says" thread would be like starting a "dumb shit Sarah Palin says" thread. It would kick off with a blast, then quickly spiral from funny to just downright sad.

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/04/11 09:05 AM

^^^Sounds like every time I have sex.

Posted by: Tyler Durden
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/04/11 09:13 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
ill be waiting on that thread.i have a good feeling about it.and ekearth isnt really a surprise.

You know, figgs, I'm not sure if I even want to start it. Starting a "dumb shit Kristina Rose says" thread would be like starting a "dumb shit Sarah Palin says" thread. It would kick off with a blast, then quickly spiral from funny to just downright sad.

In fairness, the two clowns who one the election say far dumber stuff than the Alaskan Twit. I'm still trying to figure out why you would cast a vote for someone who has visited 57 States.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/04/11 12:27 PM

thats some good jondra that came in two sizes too strong.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/08/11 05:59 AM

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=154906/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/154906.htm

Gotta keep this thread alive.

Bernard is a 26 year old virgin, who's main goal in life is to lose his virginity to a pornstar. Later, he proudly boasts that he can go 5-8 hours with a fleshlight.:

Ok im a 26 year old virgin male and I love porn ive been collecting dvds since I was 17teen ever since I was alittle kid ive always been horny.But I have not had sex not because im not a good lookin guy im actully good lookin and woman hit on me I look more like a tennager.But I would rather have sex with porn stars then hook up with a girl at the bar etc.The thought of loseing my virginity to a porn star seems like what ive been waiting for and to be filmed is even better since adult movies are my favorite.So im wondering how would I find a job in porn ?
When I look online all I ever find is info on women and gay guys in porn but not straight guys is their less of a need for straight guys ?
Is their a porn series for guys loseing their virginity or new to the buisness ?

Thanks
Bernard

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=145166/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/145166.htm

Which non Hispanic white guys have cock size approaching that of a Lexington Steele, Mandingo, Sean Michaels, etc?

Here's a guy who's wondering where all the big white cocks are in porn. Lucky enough, the ADT cock experts where there to point him in the right direction.

Posted by: Claude Goddard
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/09/11 02:29 AM

Bernard probably has Asperger's.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/09/11 05:46 AM

They've got a thread over there somewhere where a guy asks for scenes where the woman is wearing hoop earrings, the bigger the better. . He "reasons" that the bigger the earrings they wear the bigger the dick they like.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/09/11 04:53 PM

^thats some logic right there.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/10/11 05:45 AM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
They've got a thread over there somewhere where a guy asks for scenes where the woman is wearing hoop earrings, the bigger the better. . He "reasons" that the bigger the earrings they wear the bigger the dick they like.

Oh, yeah. I totally caught that one. Soooo funny to see the ADT crowd scramble to provide him with hoop earring pics. I wanted to post it, but I'm keeping it to the more outrageous and lulzy stuff.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/11/11 06:22 AM

Scenes where guys accidently come on other guys:

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=165637/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/165637.htm

Oh, my dear fucking Jesus Lord God in fucking heaven please tell me this is a troll post.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/11/11 07:34 AM

My experiences over there with Goldstein lead me to believe that he lacks the sense of humor required to be a capable troll. At least 70% of his posts include either a link to or a cut and paste job from a stupid New York Times editorial or column.

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/11/11 08:06 AM

How can one limit it to only one faggy thread of the day over there ?

Posted by: superloads
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/12/11 01:50 AM

Quote:
Here's a guy who's wondering where all the big white cocks are in porn. Lucky enough, the ADT cock experts where there to point him in the right direction.

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/17/11 04:00 PM

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=166480/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/166480.htm

If that place gets any gayer it's going to spontaneously combust.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/17/11 04:20 PM

Wrong. Just wrong.

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/11 03:13 AM

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topi...782#post2073782

More of the same shit, highly entertaining post by Goldstein.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/11 05:27 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=166480/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/166480.htm

If that place gets any gayer it's going to spontaneously combust.

The fact that it was moved to a different forum by a steadfast moderator takes the comedy from terrestrial to cosmic.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/11 10:19 AM

It's nice to see that there are others in a deeper depression pit than me. And I can get laid.

Posted by: superloads
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/11 11:44 AM

LOL

Posted by: have2cit
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/11 12:28 PM

^^^ way to contribute.

Posted by: superloads
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/18/11 12:57 PM

One more.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/19/11 06:25 AM

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=114731/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/114731.htm

Goddamn three year old thread bumped for gayness on the sly.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/19/11 10:36 AM

Nothing sly about that gayness.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/24/11 08:39 AM

So, when it's my birthday, Mrs. Fartz will throw on somethin' sexy, put a buttplug in, give me a massage with said accessories in place, then let me do whatever the fuck I want with her.

This lucky fellow, however, might just be able to get his girl to watch some gangbang porn with him on his big day, as long as the guys are hot and well hung. Remember, this is his criteria, not hers. Will ADT save the day for this enviable man? Oh, the jealousy....

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=166561/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/166561.htm

Hi everyone,
My birthday is coming up and I asked my GF if she'd be interested in watching a MMF / gangbang porn film with me.
We've watched porn together before, but she usually doesn't really like it when there's more than one guy involved, I however do.

We both enjoy watching a girl take on a big dick (think Mandingo, Shane Diesel, Lex Steele, Billy Glide, Jack Napier), but as I'd like to take on this opportunity to get her to maybe like scenes with more than one guy, and potentially a DP, I'd be interested to hear your suggestions.

Ideally the male actors would be good looking, well equipped men that show respect towards the girl, yet know how to fuck. Dirty-talk is definitely allowed. No more than 3 guys though.
The girl should look real, as in no huge fake tits, she can have a big butt, and generally be the type that really enjoys it.

Maybe I'm being too picky, but then again there must be scenes that fit the description out there. I'm looking forward to hearing your expert suggestions!

Thanks!

Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/24/11 12:02 PM

"i'm totally straight though".

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/26/11 08:17 AM

Alright. At this point, I truly believe that ADT is purposely fucking with us.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=166716/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/166716.htm

Hey All! I never even imagined that there would be porn forums (not sure why) what an awesome idea!!
Anyway, here are a few (kinky) things I really wanna see if anybody's got some links to make me smile

1) LOTS of sloppy seconds with no cleanup e.g. a woman taking 3 or even 10 creampies one after the other, all getting mixed together. I love a couple of things about this: that there are a lot of straight guys who would participate in this act and yet they're fucking a bunch of other guy's cum and I also like how slutty a woman has to be to do this.

2) Same as above but somebody (preferably a guy) eating the creampie! - Bonus points if he's being assfucked at the same time and maybe sucking some dick as well.

3) Same as 1 & 2 but involving the chicks pissing... like my absolute ideal would be something like seeing a guy lay on his back and get assfucked whilst a chick squats on his face and he eats her creampie / drinks her piss / she pisses on his face.

I know there is a big difference between fantasy and reality but I fantasise about being involved in the above three scenarios and find them a huge turn-on but I wonder if I'd be able to go through with it IRL (I've never had a threesome, never done anything gay or bi even).

Anyway, if anybody has links to stuff like that, it would be AWESOME!!

Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/11 06:46 AM

The Best Sexual Moment thread is full of win.

First there is a guy who went through "15 hours of foreplay" with his wife.

However, it is Rubberhole who takes the price for the biggest faggot for this gem: That's a tough one. I've been going through my memory banks and can't decide on just one. Guess I've been blessed over the years of my sexual life. I hail Cyndi, Sandy, Janice, Rosette, Vickie ( my first home-made video) Christie ( loved B&D and forced oral), Alex ( who knew she was a transvestite until the moment of truth!) and all the other women. Thank you all! I have great memories to take into old age...

scorpiusdeus was also clueless "My first anal was great until a buddy told me it might have been a tranny..." He makes no effort to explain how he failed to notice the dick. Also, his other story is not faggy per se but funny nevertheless "There was the threesome where one of that gals 18 year old sister happened to walk in the room and it became a foursome... " Yeah, what 18 yo girl doesn't dream about a foursome involving her sister.

Cody McLarge enjoyed going down on a girl through her jeans.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/11 10:17 AM

Originally Posted By: Crocodile
Also, his other story is not faggy per se but funny nevertheless "There was the threesome where one of that gals 18 year old sister happened to walk in the room and it became a foursome... " Yeah, what 18 yo girl doesn't dream about a foursome involving her sister.

I was in my early 20's running with a diverse group of weirdos. Somehow nor other, I ended up getting all drunked up and banging this 20ish cousin of one my friends. She was visiting with her 18ish sister. She was super needy which stroked my ego quite nicely and fed a really cruel streak. I'd only fuck her when I was really drunk and everyone else was asleep. She started telling people we were going out and when questioned I'd deny it. So one night I'm all shitfaced and we're making out. She's telling me she loves me and I'm saying "I know". I'm classy. So at some point it hits me that maybe a 3way with her sister might be a hoot. If nothing else, it would most likely make her hate me. So I start asking her how much she loves me. Oh, so very much. Enough to wake up your sister? Everything stops. Why? Maybe she'd like to have some fun too. She's not all for this crazy idea. Eventually I pressure her into it. If you love me, you would. Needless to say, her sister told her she was out of her mind. And my secret was out, because I'd been denying I was banging her. Ah, to be young again.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/11 11:43 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=166480/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/166480.htm

If that place gets any gayer it's going to spontaneously combust.

That post is just begging to be a run-on sentence. I’m so glad he admitted to having ADD, it made it that much more readable.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/01/11 07:39 PM

i still dont understand that alex sentence.if its a trannie wouldnt it already know its a tranny or did he mean he himself didnt know?fucking tree falling in the woods...

Posted by: nassim
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/05/12 03:29 PM

Shit! This thread is brilliant! Time to bump it with a link.

ADT Commenter "Tainted Love" declares, "I'm straight!"

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/05/12 04:40 PM

I read half the first sentence and had to dump out. I just can't take that place.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/05/12 04:44 PM

Where is Michael Weinstein to tell them penises rubbing together without a condom is bad?

Posted by: nassim
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/05/12 06:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I read half the first sentence and had to dump out. I just can't take that place.

But it gets better!

And even if the dude is a troll, man, can he take it to the next level.

TheDude008 takes the bait hook, line, and sinker.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/05/12 09:18 PM

if you have to declare youre straight youre probably not.

Posted by: Claude Goddard
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/06/12 12:57 AM

Love that the guy has named himself after a Soft Cell cover. Dan's post in the the 'Girls rubbing two cocks together' thread is classic creepy from him.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/06/12 11:05 PM

After recent events, XPT no longer has the right to call ADT "Faggy"

It might, once again, if it gets its shit together. As of now, no. It's just a piss poor imitation of Staphdom.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/08/12 03:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I read half the first sentence and had to dump out. I just can't take that place.

Best start getting used to it. The new management sees that as the Promised Land.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/08/12 06:41 PM

Pirates don't cry Barry, not even in the movies. I don't mind that you left butthurt with JB and came back with him to spout off. I question y'alls timing, as if this past Friday was a watershed moment that the Saints would come Marching In or however you envisioned it.

I've always enjoyed your posts, same as JBs. I hope you will continue to post, same as JB. I just hope you will take a deep breath and think for a minute on why TFH might ought to be whore-friendly again. It's really not a good place or cause on which to make a stand. I can't disagree with what you said about twitter, etc but if you are going to keep any whore here you have no chance if they don't have one place to shill. It's not Draconian or a violation of the Constitution. I see no reason to just give up and let the bashing continue. That clearly hasn't worked even if the older, kindler gentler approach hasn't either.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/08/12 06:42 PM

And by the way, keep up the bitching if you feel so inclined. It's not a problem.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/08/12 09:04 PM

Of course, it's easy to say everyone who disagrees with the wrong direction you all are taking this Titanic in is crying when you're swinging the hammer. Of course, it doesn't answer any of the valid points disagreement, does it? It's just easier to say people are crying and don't understand your vision. Just call you Jimmy from That Thing You Do.

Not sure about the timing thing. I do know that I've never carried JB's water, nor him mine. So I'm not sure where you're getting that from. I'd assume the same place where you get the idea pws are going to flock here with your caring moderation.

You haven't always enjoyed my posts. That's a fucking lie, plain and simple. But at this point, you'll do anything to be right.

I don't know about timing and Friday night. I haven't been able to log on for at least a month. Today is the first time I've been able to successfully. Don't know why, not pointing fingers. Honestly I figured it was a glitch in the Matrix. But with all the threats to ban that seem to be thrown around by the caring mods, I'm not so sure. Not that it's any big deal if that's what happened. Frankly, at this point, I'd be surprised if you didn't.

That fact is, and remains, that you're in the wrong. And I'm going to keep calling you on it. And you can be sure when you fail miserably...which you will...gloriously...I'll be right there to tell you I warned out. It's sort of my thing.

Posted by: nassim
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/19/12 05:59 PM

Gay, creepy, sad, or all of the above?

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/19/12 06:18 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
That fact is, and remains, that you're in the wrong. And I'm going to keep calling you on it. And you can be sure when you fail miserably...which you will...gloriously...I'll be right there to tell you I warned out. It's sort of my thing.

This last thread bump brought this to my attention. I'm glad you decided to, if not bury the hatchet, to hold it behind your back for a skinny minute.

I'm glad you're back and hope you understand that you were at no point banned or infringed in your free speech right to complain about this board. You cannot, however, yell fire in a crowded theatre.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/19/12 06:59 PM

Originally Posted By: nassim
Gay, creepy, sad, or all of the above?
i caught this the other day.pretty disturbing.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/19/12 08:07 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
That fact is, and remains, that you're in the wrong. And I'm going to keep calling you on it. And you can be sure when you fail miserably...which you will...gloriously...I'll be right there to tell you I warned out. It's sort of my thing.

This last thread bump brought this to my attention. I'm glad you decided to, if not bury the hatchet, to hold it behind your back for a skinny minute.

I'm glad you're back and hope you understand that you were at no point banned or infringed in your free speech right to complain about this board. You cannot, however, yell fire in a crowded theatre.

So, this a theatre now? I seriously don't understand how that cliche' fits here, short of posting RL information about people which I have never done or will do.

I'm not sure why you're choosing to rehash this thing now. I made it clear that I accept Lou's word that I wasn't banned. But whatever. This navy belongs to you guys and we serve at your pleasure.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/19/12 08:13 PM

"I have always been a sanitary pad fetish,whan i was child i have been smelling my moms used pads and masturbates"

Made it that^^^far. Was "icky" an option?

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/20/12 05:23 PM

now we have this:

"I'm on vacation in Canada and I feel it's appropriate to go on a pilgrimage to her home city and pay respect to the hottest pornstar of all time...
And who knows, there could be other chicks in her hometown who are as cute and nasty as she is."-lecouch

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/where-is-shyla-stylez-from

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/20/12 09:27 PM

Mom and Coco are from Canada?

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 08:03 AM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Not sure about the timing thing. I do know that I've never carried JB's water, nor him mine. So I'm not sure where you're getting that from. I'd assume the same place where you get the idea pws are going to flock here with your caring moderation.

We must all be in it together, Barry. It's the only way it makes sense to some.

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I'm not sure why you're choosing to rehash this thing now. I made it clear that I accept Lou's word that I wasn't banned. But whatever. This navy belongs to you guys and we serve at your pleasure.

It's that "servitude" thing that's the problem. There's too many people yelling "fetch" these days.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 08:32 AM

I hate to intervene on all of the boring shit, but I have some breaking fucking news:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Please zoom your screen for lulz. ADT margin rapers are keeping me from presenting this in it's most readable form.

This happened after about 250 posts of pure ass-kissing. But wait, there are reasons:

Now we see an ADT'er making a joke about Stagliano, hoarder of trannies and best friend of Joey "I wish they all were men" Silvera, being gay:

And the icing on the motherfucking cake, as only ADT can do:

Never change, ADT. Never, ever, change.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 08:37 AM

First Kristina Rose, now Dana. I guess the wishlists have been pretty inactive lately. Must be a sign of the economy. On a positive note, I think a lot of ADT'ers might have to actually go out and look for a girlfriend after this tragic turn of events. Bono probably has at least six or seven empty Papa John's Garlic sauce containers filled with tears, to send to Dana, as Costco and the unplanned failing water-pump on his 2002 Honda Accord cannot afford him the $400 pair of shoes that he's been saving to buy for Dana.

Ohh, and apparently this all came about because somebody didn't like Dana Vespoli's tits.

Posted by: drained
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 08:44 AM

Deluded cunt. She might look okay getting totally taken apart; she certainly is no porn beauty. And so naive. Bad ink above the money hole. Front.

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 08:48 AM

Hey, we got a mention! I am appalled that she lumps ADT in with us though. Those fan boy fags aren't fit to shine Panzer's shoes.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 08:48 AM

Originally Posted By: PipeD
Deluded cunt. She might look okay getting totally taken apart; she certainly is no porn beauty. And so naive. Bad ink above the money hole. Front.

Look, Pipsqueak, if Bono-ONE's tears aren't getting him anywhere, your sophomoric Cyrano shite an't gonna cut it.

Posted by: drained
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 08:58 AM

[nothingness]

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 09:03 AM

Originally Posted By: PipeD
[nothingness]

You, of all people, oughta know about "nothingness," Sashamutt. . .

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 09:27 AM

^^^Awwww, did I hurt your widdwe feewings? You gonna snuggle up to Fwoofie and cry?

Cocksuckers, the both of yez.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 09:48 AM

Do you realize how ridiculous you sound/read? I'm embarrassed for you.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 09:53 AM

Heh. Look who rushes in to defend them.

Carry on, Servant.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 09:58 AM

I didn't come to defend them but out of concern for you...but you just keep doing what you do. I can't help you. (Nor them, but that's beside the point).

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 10:15 AM

Right. 'Cause who amongst us heretics is not in need your salvation? Thank you, Stephyo, for showing me the error of my ways.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 10:23 AM

Please call me Stephyo from here on. It meshes with fwoofie and the others so well...well...so third grade.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 10:37 AM

Third grade? I think you're giving yourselves too much credit. This place has never been above a Kindergarten level.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 10:44 AM

I'mma let you hold this one JB... see you in the "who's drinking" thread. You linked a couple of awesome old threads today. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 11:42 AM

Sláinte mhaith.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 11:52 AM

Goddamit, you fuckers. I'm trying add interest and absurdity to all of this ongoing shit, and you guys just keep up the shit. Dana left ADT. Fanboi's are fucking losing their minds. Bono is simultaneously wiping tears and Arby's sauce from his face. And all I hear is "blah,blah,wahhhhhhhhhh,blah,wahhhhh".

It's getting super fucking tired. Can't we start a thread like: moderators/opposers/JB/Pipedream's circle jerk or something. I just want to laugh, not facepalm.

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 12:11 PM

That the best anger you could muster, newb?

You watch the wrasslin long enough to know how to work it. You gotta insult both of them enough to get them to team up on you. You know, like when Stone Cold and HBK were the uneasy tag champs. Bait them somewhere, then when you are about to taste Sweet Chin Music, you duck out of the way.

Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 12:18 PM

WTG Jerk... not the whole jug of gasoline...just enough at a time. a slow burn.

Sorry Fartz and you're right- that's some dire stuff... for ADT.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 12:25 PM

You're trying to work up interest about Dana leaving ADT? Dude, she's left ADT more times than Tritone's left this cesspool. They both keep coming back, and for the same reason: Idiots keep giving them attention.

As for Bono and the Arby's sauce, I was wondering when he'd be done with the Devinnburgers:

THREAD

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 01:33 PM

Brilliant stuff, fartz. You can't make up that amount of fanboi-ism and deluded beautiful souldom.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 06:40 PM

thats devin lane?

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 06:45 PM

Yep.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/22/12 09:54 PM

id still fuck her though.

Posted by: nassim
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/26/12 06:26 PM

Is that Jeffrey Jones?!?

Originally Posted By: J.B.
As for Bono and the Arby's sauce, I was wondering when he'd be done with the Devinnburgers:

THREAD

Posted by: nassim
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/26/12 06:31 PM

The potential for faggotry on this thread is unlimited.

More retarded than faggy.Well, kinda faggy if he is that worried about getting lube on his mouse.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/26/12 10:10 PM

"Sandwich bag is probably the simplest. Draping a terrycloth wash cloth over it should work too--it would be thick enough not to transfer fluid but you could still feel the mouse contours and click buttons."

i didnt know a fifi rag had to be explained.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/26/12 11:27 PM

I was already to go off on that mouse thread but there is just too much wrong.

I'm right handed and my arm was paralyzed from a nerve injury for about 5 months last year. It took me about 3 days to learn to mouse left handed without having the sensitivity way down. The problem here is not the mouse or the keyboard. Buddy needs to switch hands.

I can't believe I wrote that.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/28/12 07:15 PM

Posted by: nassim
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/28/12 07:29 PM

Given time, the faggy could be strong here.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/28/12 07:42 PM

give it another day or so.^

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/28/12 11:09 PM

^ So, male porn stars have names? I thought they were just made in a really irritating Matrix- like human farm.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/29/12 07:15 AM

I'm thinking about starting the 50 shades of Gay thread that Jerkules suggested. Maybe some slow updates on Sat and Sun. Are you guys cool with Copy and Paste? Screen capping is a bitch over there with all of the margin raping. I'd hate to start a thread that needs to constantly be zoomed in and out.

Posted by: cqd
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/30/12 12:11 AM

You know you can link to specific posts over there quite easily, fartz?

Find a post you want. Click "Link" in the lower right. WHen the box pops up use the bottom option to link to a specific post.

The same ubbcode used there should work fine here.

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/30/12 12:42 AM

Speaking solely for myself, if I gotta click a link to ADT, I aint gonna see the post. It just aint worth it.

Posted by: drained
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/30/12 01:04 AM

The idea works. Quoted text works. Jimmy is a spastic.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 07/31/12 07:17 PM

Originally Posted By: PipeD
The idea works. Quoted text works. Jimmy is a spastic.

I soooooo own you. Dance, Stewie:

Posted by: EvilSeahorse
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/09/12 12:08 AM

ADT"I'm no expert but my guess would be at 18 a guy hasn't really mastered his control yet. It seems most guys who get into porn young do it in their early 20's. I'm sure they would love to get in at 18 but they can't keep from cumming too soon. Lots of girls start in porn at 18 because they can fake it. All they have to do if their mind isn't in it is just use lube and do some moaning."ADT

Jesus Christ. Apparently mopes can only be mopes after years of monk-like study and discipline (rather than passing and AIM test and not having a Viagra allergy).

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/13/12 04:50 AM

Maybe we need some new terminology. Mopetern? Mopeprentice?

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/13/12 05:54 AM

When he master's it he's a Mopeterpiece.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/13/12 12:13 PM

Journeyman mope.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/18/12 09:59 AM

Nice reference, Barry. The Dutch Mantell of Mopes.

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/18/12 10:03 AM

OH, poor Dutch. I saw he tweeted the other day that his 16 year old grand daughter died in a car accident. No details of what happened, but he did tweet later on that the driver died on the operating table and that he was glad about it. I actually broke character and sent a heartfelt condolence message, in 140characters or less.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/18/12 03:29 PM

I saw that too. I've always thought Dutch was a good guy and has lived the business. Too bad, tho. The family has to be going through Hell.

I call myself as journeyman flunky.

Posted by: drained
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/29/12 05:01 AM

Jessie Rogers on everything, Katja Kassin on morality and the fanlons about their lies.

Jessie Rogers Official Thread. New 18yo brazilian (page 28)

"I'm just a little overwhelmed considering how much I've been shooting. I feel like I'm almost at my breaking point and I'm going to take the month off next month before I start to get jaded.. I'm definitely not quitting I
Just going to go to Brazil for all of September to see my family and clear my head. I don't want to bash on the industry I love porn and everyone in it but there are some pretty mean people just as there is anywhere else in life.. Im normally a pretty strong person physically, mentally and emotionally but right now I don't feel okay with myself at all and don't feel like I can do good scenes.. I'm going to go see my family and eat like a normal healthy person, gain back all the weight I've lost from so much anal and come back and kick ass in my scenes.. I hope y'all can understand and don't forget about me lol. I'm not one of those girls that is money crazed, I could care less about the money I make in porn I do it because I enjoy myself and have a lot of fun doing it, when I wake up in the morning I would get super excited every day over every single scene like a kid getting candy I've kind of lost that excitement and feel like its more of a task and a Job that l gotta do.. Plus I've gotten to the point where I'm only enjoying extremely rough sex like getting beat up and bruised up all over my body in my personal life, it just got kind of dangerous and really bad the other day to the point where I felt like i was going to die from bleeding everywhere and passing out. Yes that was during sex and I defitnaly dont feel okay with myself because of it. I need to take a break from having sex every single day and come back and enjoy normal passionate sex in my personal life like I used to. I'm probably giving too much information haha but I really don't want to keep anyone guessing and jumping to con conclusions. I also don't want to end up like remy and get so burnt out from doing hardcore scenes every single day to the point where I feel like I have to quit. So no I'm not quitting lol. Aside from not caring about the money im not looking for fame either.. As long as I'm enjoying myself I will keep doing porn but in order to stay in it for as long as I want to which is forever haha I probably need to be taking these kind of breaks and vacations from time to time and I haven't had one the whole time I've been in the industry. Well, I took time off for my boob job but that doesn't count cause I want able to do anything lol! I hope you guys can understand.. I don't want to start having to fake my orgams in my scenes and i don't right now but it's really gotten to the point where I literally need to get beat up or feel somewhat pain to have a real orgasm. I don't feel that to be okay because not many people shoot that kind of stuff.. Even sex addicts need a break from sex so they don't go crazy hehehe. You guys are awesome though and I appreciate all the love, concerns, support, and constructive criticism on my thread. I'll tweet lots of pics when I'm down there an probably get some tan lines again lol XoXo -Jess"

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/29/12 12:28 PM

I'm not doing it for the money = I'm doing it for the money.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/02/12 09:21 PM

Sung to the melody of Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy by the Kinks.

Dan is a fan and he lives to watch dicks.
It's the only thing that gets him by.
He's watched them grow and he's seen all of Rocco.
He's seen him blow and he's seen him bi.
Oh but you and me keep thinking.
That heterosexuality's just passing him by.

Don't want to spend my life reading his retarded fantasies.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/03/12 10:41 AM

should be sung to the theme of passing me by,by the pharcyde.

Posted by: nassim
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/03/12 07:15 PM

With apologies to Fartz, I would have put this in "50 Shades of Gay", but it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

I've pulled all quotes from this thread where the poster has self-identified as a heterosexual male.

Digmen1:

Quote:
I'm hetro male so I cant comment on the sexiest.

But to me some dicks are ugly eg
Very veiny
Very short
Far too long
Too bendy
And too curvey

So I don't like looking at those ones, and If I was a girl, I would not want to work with one of those.

A normal straight 6 or 7 incher looks best to me.

mharris127:

Quote:
I really can't judge on sexiness of dicks being a straight man but Lexington Steele had a very straight, horse-sized dick that really stretched a woman's pussy. For those that frequent Kink sites Jack Hammer also has a pretty large, straight dick (with a vote of approval by Nicki Blue). Both are big, muscular guys that can probably bench press half of porn.

Cumshot_Master:

Quote:
I'm also a straight guy, but IMO the sexiest cock has to have all the right things:

- Bigger than average
- Not too big
- (Almost) completely straight (no curve)
- Not too thin
- Not too thick
- Nice big and round cock head
- Circumcized
- Big cumshot (definitely not a dripper)

Two names with a match for this are Jonni Darkko and Jack Mason (Killergram).
Their cocks are bigger than average, straight, have a normal thickness and a nice big and round cock head.
Both are circumcized, but I think Jack Mason has more lose skin than Jonni Darkko, so he can still stroke the head with some kind of

foreskin.

I'm uncircumcised myself and I always pull my foreskin back very tight to get as close to this as possible.
But I would give my left nut to have Jonni Darkko's cock as he's a little tighter circumcized than Jack Mason.

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/03/12 08:31 PM

wow.theyre very descriptive about what kind of cocks theyre into.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/03/12 09:34 PM

"I'm a straight guy, but..." never leads to anyone thinking you're a straight guy.

Posted by: drained
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/03/12 10:15 PM

All fine and well. So Marcus London, who must have gotten the English shortcut from business pimp Benny, outside of the Penthouse feature side of porn is paired up with the likes of Maserati XXX every week. Come on.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/03/12 10:21 PM

Unbelievable. I felt gay just looking at the one pic of Mr Marcus syphilis sores ten days ago and these guys are regularly analyzing cocks like it's the Zapruder film.

Posted by: fartz
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/08/12 08:22 AM

Yeah, like most things in life, I gave up on that thread.

Posted by: turningblue
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/15/12 05:41 PM

Now the chemical engineers are discussing the texture of semen like it's a homoerotic episode of Man Vs. Food.

Posted by: Mr. Meat
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/15/12 06:24 PM

A thread dedicated to Ferrera facials. How fucking gay can you possibly be?

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/15/12 09:07 PM

wow.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/16/12 01:37 PM

ADT. Fuck no.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/19/12 06:25 AM

Normally Flash is one of the more level headed mods there, not today.

I'm not going to allow a thread that is turning in the direction of beating up women to stay. Sorry.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/19/12 01:21 PM

Can someone explain to me why an industry built on abusing stupid women has a fan base that gets so queasy when people talk shit about these same stupid women?

Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 10/19/12 01:57 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Normally Flash is one of the more level headed mods there, not today.

I'm not going to allow a thread that is turning in the direction of beating up women to stay. Sorry.
but theres plenty of threads about choking,feet on head,and slapping in porn on there.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 04/21/13 05:33 AM

There is no way I am clicking on it in order to make a link but there is a thread in the Poll section over there titled Guys If You Had to Fuck Another Guy...

I have no interest in finding out what is after the dots.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/09/13 11:45 PM

This isn't directly "from" DrewBlackIsACuckold.com, but drunk Gene seems to have a new boner for the site, and inked up skank Bonnie Rotten.

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=59489

BTW, WEHT to Rachel Rotten?

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/10/13 04:39 AM

At his age with all the alcohol he consumes, it's a wonder he has a boner of any sort.

Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/10/13 07:05 AM

Gene's been known to accept payment in Caverject and Ripple.

Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/10/13 07:35 AM

Originally Posted By: Willie D
This isn't directly "from" DrewBlackIsACuckold.com, but drunk Gene seems to have a new boner for the site, and inked up skank Bonnie Rotten.

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=59489

BTW, WEHT to Rachel Rotten?

Rachel Rotten was in Maxim around 2009 under her real name.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 08/10/13 07:51 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Gene's been known to accept payment in Caverject and Ripple.

If he has to buy the syringes too it's a deal breaker.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 12:35 AM

Writing novels about whores finding true love = truly faggy.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/setting-personal-goals

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 08:52 AM

I'm glad i hit the road on that forum. too much ass kissing. i like it here where i can tell it straight.

Posted by: Fiend2
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 09:01 AM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
I'm glad i hit the road on that forum. too much ass kissing. i like it here where i can tell it straight.

You are king of the meat gazers. You could write a dissertation on stunt and mope cocks. You are like the marine biologists who can identify whales by their dorsal fins only you do it with penises.

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 12:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
I'm glad i hit the road on that forum. too much ass kissing. i like it here where i can tell it straight.

You are king of the meat gazers. You could write a dissertation on stunt and mope cocks. You are like the marine biologists who can identify whales by their dorsal fins only you do it with penises.

please stay on topic.

thank you.

Posted by: Blackules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 12:13 PM

Dats it, son. Keep deez crackas in check.

--Balee Dat, Playa!

Posted by: faceblaster
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 02:03 PM

That is on topic, cocksucker. It's called Faggy thread of the day, and your use of the word straight was just baiting.

Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 02:51 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
I'm glad i hit the road on that forum. too much ass kissing. i like it here where i can tell it straight.

Cocksucker, you got banned from ADT.

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 03:56 PM

Did he, really? Which whore did he badger about I/R scenes?

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 05:20 PM

Probably all of them.

Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 05:25 PM

Tritone started here because he was on ADT going on and on about how I didn't do IR until someone told him, "Hey, have you heard about XPT? Gia Jordan posts there. You can ask her personally!"

Posted by: Tritone
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 06:04 PM

I was banned from ADT for calling one of the posters, Henri Patel, a "dickhead". I was getting tired of his deflections and insistence on ruining valid, constructive discussions on Interracial.

I was on XXXPT even before I was banned from ADT. Yes, my original reason for joining was to get a chance communicate with you, Gia. I am glad that some 7 years later, we are still on cordial talking terms.

Posted by: Blackules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 08:24 PM

Them ADT mutha fukkas is racist, huh? Can't beat a nigga down to put him in he place, so they bar the voice of black men from they site.

Say whatchu want bout the sorry ass crackas postin here, but the HPIC (Head Peckerwood In Charge) let peoples say they peace, no matta what color they is or how stewpit they is.

--Balee Dat, Playa!

Posted by: faceblaster
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 09:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Blackules

Say whatchu want bout the sorry ass crackas postin here, but the HPIC (Head Peckerwood In Charge) let peoples say they peace, no matta what color they is or how stewpit they is.

--Balee Dat, Playa!

Huh? Didn't we just go through a banning wave and a call for public execution?

Posted by: Blackules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/05/14 09:10 PM

I'm talkin nigga who pay da bills, not da hired help.

An aint no banning wave no how. Panzer got his periodic vacation, and Hungwell wasn't banned for mo den 8 hours combined.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/10/14 10:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Blackules
talkin nigga who pay da bills, not da hired help.
The nerd-mod Jerjules has demanded that all recial epithets be confined to the Tri**** thread in the Cage. Therefore you are in violation of the numerous rules handed down by the emasculated people who run the board. Cumplain to Bornyo. He'll laugh in your face, but then again, we'll all get to read it. Sloppo.

Posted by: Blackules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/10/14 11:21 PM

See dat Willie? Mistah Steve gots my list of hurtful words that need to be edited out da site to clean up its image an improve da kewe rating, like nagger and fufufnik. Brutha T-tone an me been hittin dat NOTIFY button when honkies be spewin they hate speech. Sucka coulda been more creative than ****, doe.

--Balee Dat, Playa!

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/11/14 07:54 PM

^ I like this fool.

Posted by: fabricoh
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/21/14 10:16 PM

I'll admit to being a bit of a Taryn fan, so when I saw that she'd done a Meatholes scene I was interested in finding out more. Lo and behold.....from 05. Ryan Knox, Gia Jordan and a few others that are known around these parts.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/taryn-thomas-meatholes

Posted by: faceblaster
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/21/14 10:54 PM

That's funny, I was thinking about Luke Mason while reading recent AVN reports. I wonder what became of him and also of Skronker.

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/22/14 12:22 AM

Kerry Kraven was the best Meatholes scene.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 01/23/14 09:43 PM

I checked ADT recently, 'cause there is no one writing about the porno show, and only 2 pic post threads over there from the usual douchebags bono and morbid.

Are even the ADT fanboys getting tired of this trade show? It must have been boring.

Posted by: Cody McLarge
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/18/14 08:02 PM

Goldstein's Law is taking over the web.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/goldsteins-law

Fucking jealous cocksuckers.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/05/14 05:38 PM

Looks like the ADT fags are finally upset about Lela Star's new shitcunt.

And evidently the fag mod wants the fake ass talk among the troglodytes to not mention any specific whore. So locked down tighter than AC Cream's pedo collection.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/what-you-guys-think-about-the-new-lela-star-ass

BTW, I'm playing in Rog Pipe's FF league. First up is bono-one-fag and his punkyQB Tony Homo.

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/06/14 12:19 AM

That reminds me, I haven't posted my fantasy football team yet.

Posted by: J.B.
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/28/16 10:14 AM

The FTOD@ADT isn't exactly a thread. It's an interview with Nina Dolci on her return to the biz. FLOP No. 34 must be in effect: "Retired whore makes a comeback = Rent Is Due "

Nina Dolci Interview

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 05/28/16 05:45 PM

to quote Rodney Dangerfield, "Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

Originally Posted By: J.B.
The FTOD@ADT isn't exactly a thread. It's an interview with Nina Dolci on her return to the biz. FLOP No. 34 must be in effect: "Retired whore makes a comeback = Rent Is Due "
Whoever typed that interview needs to go back to 3rd grade grammar.

Posted by: CxGxPx
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/07/16 06:01 AM

Originally Posted By: Willie D
to quote Rodney Dangerfield, "Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

Yeah because you're some prized pig. You'd probably fuck the knot hole in a tree you pathetic piece of shit. Back to the ignore list for you skid mark.

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/08/16 12:01 AM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: Willie D
to quote Rodney Dangerfield, "Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

Yeah because you're some prized pig. You'd probably fuck the knot hole in a tree you pathetic piece of shit. Back to the ignore list for you skid mark.
Please do so, you ignorant piece of CeramicGodProduct Noam Chomnsky shit. Get aids and die.

Posted by: windsock
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/08/16 12:39 AM

Is CPG Willie's sock account that his therapist encouraged him to explore?

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/08/16 04:12 PM

Originally Posted By: windsock
Is CPG Willie's sock account that his therapist encouraged him to explore?
How about you go and throatfuck another liquor bottle you alkie. And bring back simp and CAOH.

Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/11/16 12:28 PM

Originally Posted By: windsock
Is CPG Willie's sock account that his therapist encouraged him to explore?

Does Willie's therapist wear vibrating panties during sessions?

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/11/16 04:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: windsock
Is CPG Willie's sock account that his therapist encouraged him to explore?

Does Willie's therapist wear vibrating panties during sessions?
My therapist if Bree Olson's cat, Dr. Sniffles. He accepts payment in catnip and/or an occasional chair leg to rub against. No...not THAT chair leg.

Posted by: CxGxPx
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/17/16 12:02 AM

Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: Willie D
to quote Rodney Dangerfield, "Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

Yeah because you're some prized pig. You'd probably fuck the knot hole in a tree you pathetic piece of shit. Back to the ignore list for you skid mark.
Please do so, you ignorant piece of CeramicGodProduct Noam Chomnsky shit. Get aids and die.

"chomsky" "aids" write some new material fuck boy. Back to the Loch with you Nessie

Posted by: Willie D
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 06/17/16 04:39 PM

Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: Willie D
to quote Rodney Dangerfield, "Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

Yeah because you're some prized pig. You'd probably fuck the knot hole in a tree you pathetic piece of shit. Back to the ignore list for you skid mark.
Please do so, you ignorant piece of CeramicGodProduct Noam Chomnsky shit. Get aids and die.

"chomsky" "aids" write some new material fuck boy. Back to the Loch with you Nessie
So you don't have me on ignore after all, you waste of space. Please post some more useless YouTube videos of some emo band you want to butt rape.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/13/16 07:09 PM

I swear I have to be the only one on that board posting whose political views are right of Elizabeth Warren.

There are multiple posters over there who think the idiot in The Washington Post that thinks Trump/Putin have poisoned Clinton could be right. Yet the concept that a candidate who has lied about everything under the sun for the last two decades could be lying about pneumonia being the cause of her health problems is considered to be preposterous by every single other person on that board.

It's like a race to see who can be the most detached from reality over there.

Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/13/16 08:27 PM

Unfortunately that's true of a lot of the country.

Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/13/16 11:03 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
I swear I have to be the only one on that board posting whose political views are right of Elizabeth Warren.

There are multiple posters over there who think the idiot in The Washington Post that thinks Trump/Putin have poisoned Clinton could be right. Yet the concept that a candidate who has lied about everything under the sun for the last two decades could be lying about pneumonia being the cause of her health problems is considered to be preposterous by every single other person on that board.

It's like a race to see who can be the most detached from reality over there.

Remember , speculating on her health is total tinfoil hat VAST RIGHTWING CONSPIRACY (TM) but pushing the idea that the Russians are out to get you and rig the election is just good science.

Posted by: faceblaster
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 09/13/16 11:20 PM

Trump has more of Bill Clinton's jizz on his clothes than Monica Lewinski ever had. The fix has been in since downbeat. He's just building his persona for the next phase of his life as media czar.

Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT - 11/29/16 07:47 AM

Just an update, Goldstein is still the most arrogant, obnoxious, conceited, self-righteous, know-it-all, my shit doesn't stink, condescending, cocksucking asshole in the history of the internet.

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