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American Bukkake 21 Review - Roger T. Pipe - 08/19/03 10:52 AM
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What is there to say? What pearls of wit and wisdom can I come up with for the twenty-first volume of AB? None. It's the same stuff basically. A bunch of guys you would never want to have naked anywhere near you, stripping off, jerking their meat and adding their DNA to a huge mess. Granted, the brain trust at JM always manages to come up with some new and often nauseating way to have the girls consume the mixture of penile pudding. This time it's the Cum Burrito. Yes, folks, the first ever cum burrito can be seen in this video. For all those ex-Taco Bell employees who used to daydream about adding their own sauce to some bitchy young hotties lunch, this will be a dream come true. It kind of brings a tear to my eye to think that JM cares that much about its fans that they would go this far to give them such cutting edge pornography. If only they would shoot a laptop keyboard bukkake for all of the frustrated porn critics out there then I think they might finally manage to get the recognition they deserve.
Ava Divine (Also spelled Devine on the box) is blindfolded and searching the walls of a Mexican-themed room. When she finally finds a bench to sit on, the huge-breasted chick just can't help herself. She rubs her pussy and bounces on that thing like she's dying for some dick. Stuffing four fingers up her ass, Ava stretches her sphincter. She breaks out a huge cock and slides it between her pumped up tits and into her slutty mouth. The thing is way too huge for deep penetration, but it slides into her ass and looks ready to rip her in two. Ava licks the tip when it's pulled out of her butt, giving her a last chance as something that tastes better than the combined semen of two dozen strangers. When the guys join Ava, so does a Mariachi band. Damn if that's not enough to make me laugh. I will never be able to sit through the Sunday brunch at La Taco Hut without thinking of this group of half naked guys. (Thanks a lot JM) Ava takes off her blindfold and holds some tortillas right in front of her face. The guys wank their dicks, shooting cream onto her face, her full lips, and the tasty flour tort. She provides some hot talk to help some of the guys get off and even puts a few of their cocks into her mouth. Some of the guys have good loads, though the tortilla kind of makes it tough to see. If attitude counts for anything than this senorita scores bonus points. She encourages the guys and manages not to look disgusted as the guys coat her face and tits with goo. When they are finished, she folds up the tortilla, squeezes it into her mouth. After she wipes up the goo, two of the guys smash a piñata with the dildos and we watch Ava roll around in what looks like milk. I will never be able to eat a Big Del burrito again, nice going guys.
Keeping with the international flavor, the next two girls are named Japan and China. They share a nice kiss on a couch before the guys are brought in. Neither girl is great looking, but they are both decent and I like the way the sit side by side and finger each other. There is some two-headed dildo play, but it' not all that exciting. The guys don't mind though, lining up to fill a class held in front of the girls as they kiss. These girls look a whole lot alike so if you have some sister fantasies you can kind of pretend I guess. Both of them smile and are happy to take cum on their bodies and in their mouths at first. Cum gets in their eyes and all over their faces as they hold their heads together. The smiles stop as the action goes on and one of the girls bends over the couch, perhaps to puke. The guys keep going, shooting on her ass as she moans. (Disturbing note. "I can see why people kill themselves after this." WTF?) The girls look sick and pissed off as they sit together, holding the glass of cum for a long time. In the end, they drink it down, but I imagine there will be some interesting behind the scenes stuff to check out once the DVD is released.
This volume of AB delivers the kind of action that fans expect. All of the girls start out with a smile, taking cum like champs. Eventually they grow tired of the action and then the pain and humiliation sort of kicks in. Ava handles the stream of cream better than the other two girls, but their banter at the end is actually one of the more interesting aspects of the movie. Hard-core fans of the line get what they want and the rest of us can wonder just how much fun stuff will be on the behind the scenes reel.
ROGREVIEWS.COM
REVIEW-
What is there to say? What pearls of wit and wisdom can I come up with for the twenty-first volume of AB? None. It's the same stuff basically. A bunch of guys you would never want to have naked anywhere near you, stripping off, jerking their meat and adding their DNA to a huge mess. Granted, the brain trust at JM always manages to come up with some new and often nauseating way to have the girls consume the mixture of penile pudding. This time it's the Cum Burrito. Yes, folks, the first ever cum burrito can be seen in this video. For all those ex-Taco Bell employees who used to daydream about adding their own sauce to some bitchy young hotties lunch, this will be a dream come true. It kind of brings a tear to my eye to think that JM cares that much about its fans that they would go this far to give them such cutting edge pornography. If only they would shoot a laptop keyboard bukkake for all of the frustrated porn critics out there then I think they might finally manage to get the recognition they deserve.
Ava Divine (Also spelled Devine on the box) is blindfolded and searching the walls of a Mexican-themed room. When she finally finds a bench to sit on, the huge-breasted chick just can't help herself. She rubs her pussy and bounces on that thing like she's dying for some dick. Stuffing four fingers up her ass, Ava stretches her sphincter. She breaks out a huge cock and slides it between her pumped up tits and into her slutty mouth. The thing is way too huge for deep penetration, but it slides into her ass and looks ready to rip her in two. Ava licks the tip when it's pulled out of her butt, giving her a last chance as something that tastes better than the combined semen of two dozen strangers. When the guys join Ava, so does a Mariachi band. Damn if that's not enough to make me laugh. I will never be able to sit through the Sunday brunch at La Taco Hut without thinking of this group of half naked guys. (Thanks a lot JM) Ava takes off her blindfold and holds some tortillas right in front of her face. The guys wank their dicks, shooting cream onto her face, her full lips, and the tasty flour tort. She provides some hot talk to help some of the guys get off and even puts a few of their cocks into her mouth. Some of the guys have good loads, though the tortilla kind of makes it tough to see. If attitude counts for anything than this senorita scores bonus points. She encourages the guys and manages not to look disgusted as the guys coat her face and tits with goo. When they are finished, she folds up the tortilla, squeezes it into her mouth. After she wipes up the goo, two of the guys smash a piñata with the dildos and we watch Ava roll around in what looks like milk. I will never be able to eat a Big Del burrito again, nice going guys.
Keeping with the international flavor, the next two girls are named Japan and China. They share a nice kiss on a couch before the guys are brought in. Neither girl is great looking, but they are both decent and I like the way the sit side by side and finger each other. There is some two-headed dildo play, but it' not all that exciting. The guys don't mind though, lining up to fill a class held in front of the girls as they kiss. These girls look a whole lot alike so if you have some sister fantasies you can kind of pretend I guess. Both of them smile and are happy to take cum on their bodies and in their mouths at first. Cum gets in their eyes and all over their faces as they hold their heads together. The smiles stop as the action goes on and one of the girls bends over the couch, perhaps to puke. The guys keep going, shooting on her ass as she moans. (Disturbing note. "I can see why people kill themselves after this." WTF?) The girls look sick and pissed off as they sit together, holding the glass of cum for a long time. In the end, they drink it down, but I imagine there will be some interesting behind the scenes stuff to check out once the DVD is released.
This volume of AB delivers the kind of action that fans expect. All of the girls start out with a smile, taking cum like champs. Eventually they grow tired of the action and then the pain and humiliation sort of kicks in. Ava handles the stream of cream better than the other two girls, but their banter at the end is actually one of the more interesting aspects of the movie. Hard-core fans of the line get what they want and the rest of us can wonder just how much fun stuff will be on the behind the scenes reel.
