Posted by: smutspov
Asstroyed - 10/05/04 01:52 PM
Asstroyed
I'm not sure how much the AVN awards matter to the average pornsumer and pervert, but to a smut critic like me they don’t mean bo diddley and neither do the Oscars. It’s just an industry way of hyping itself by feeding egos of performers and directors while justifiably making sales for studios. Since these type of meaningless to the common man functions aren’t going away I might as well be for them rather than against because if somebody is gonna get the recognition it might as well be somebody praiseworthy. Basically, this is my long-winded way of saying this should be the year my load-dawg Mark Wood gets his Devil’s due.
I say that for his commitment to excellence and now with Asstroyed he amps it up a few notches in the extreme dept. On the surface, Mark’s still that chilled back non-threatening dude we’ve grown accustomed to, but now he transforms when cameras roll into a brutal ass-banging viking the Kahn way. One things for sure here, the scene endured by our fave thrill seeking frenchie Melissa Lauren is the roughest of the four. Mark and some lug bang her every way to Sunday; dp, anal, oral, gagging, slapping, spitting, hand over mouth and nostrils pinched. I ain’t no pussy, but that nostril shit we see more of these days doesn’t turn me on although Melissa seems to egg things on with enthusiasm which makes this scene the epitome of the Asstroyed attitude. She gets fucked up and likes it with the best part for me to squirt was when Mark pounds her missionary legs apart and she sticks her tongue out for demonic cumshot placement. Yowza! Hey Melissa, the least you could do is allow me to blow a load on those beautiful black pvc platform boots of yours. Deal?
Anyway jerkin’ networking aside, Mr. Critic here has a few reccomendations for Mr. Wood which are to not cut the boots out of view via poor camera placement and to not use a dude with a bandage on his butt cheek.
Well, as this concise thesis continues, I can’t forget the uber cheeks of Katja Kassin. She’s the best German broad in porn ever, just like Melissa Lauren is the best French bitch currently in action. I won’t deny that Katja always looks great although her sphincter is looking more like a blown out drain to damnation daily. That’s not a dis, because no matter what she does recently she stiffens me mighty stalagmite every time and this was a brilliant ball-gag beginning to a blue fishnet topped roto anal. Before I get back to my Hawaiian hydo Jersey style via Van Nuys, I’ll let it be known that Nadia Nice and Katin also get boned. Nadia looks like a trashy trailer hooker in a hot black pvc corset and Katin has got a beautiful face and bouncy grabber boobs. What more do you want? Even the box cover is modern art. [NXT LeVL in association w/ JM Productions] www.lewood.com
I'm not sure how much the AVN awards matter to the average pornsumer and pervert, but to a smut critic like me they don’t mean bo diddley and neither do the Oscars. It’s just an industry way of hyping itself by feeding egos of performers and directors while justifiably making sales for studios. Since these type of meaningless to the common man functions aren’t going away I might as well be for them rather than against because if somebody is gonna get the recognition it might as well be somebody praiseworthy. Basically, this is my long-winded way of saying this should be the year my load-dawg Mark Wood gets his Devil’s due.
I say that for his commitment to excellence and now with Asstroyed he amps it up a few notches in the extreme dept. On the surface, Mark’s still that chilled back non-threatening dude we’ve grown accustomed to, but now he transforms when cameras roll into a brutal ass-banging viking the Kahn way. One things for sure here, the scene endured by our fave thrill seeking frenchie Melissa Lauren is the roughest of the four. Mark and some lug bang her every way to Sunday; dp, anal, oral, gagging, slapping, spitting, hand over mouth and nostrils pinched. I ain’t no pussy, but that nostril shit we see more of these days doesn’t turn me on although Melissa seems to egg things on with enthusiasm which makes this scene the epitome of the Asstroyed attitude. She gets fucked up and likes it with the best part for me to squirt was when Mark pounds her missionary legs apart and she sticks her tongue out for demonic cumshot placement. Yowza! Hey Melissa, the least you could do is allow me to blow a load on those beautiful black pvc platform boots of yours. Deal?
Anyway jerkin’ networking aside, Mr. Critic here has a few reccomendations for Mr. Wood which are to not cut the boots out of view via poor camera placement and to not use a dude with a bandage on his butt cheek.
Well, as this concise thesis continues, I can’t forget the uber cheeks of Katja Kassin. She’s the best German broad in porn ever, just like Melissa Lauren is the best French bitch currently in action. I won’t deny that Katja always looks great although her sphincter is looking more like a blown out drain to damnation daily. That’s not a dis, because no matter what she does recently she stiffens me mighty stalagmite every time and this was a brilliant ball-gag beginning to a blue fishnet topped roto anal. Before I get back to my Hawaiian hydo Jersey style via Van Nuys, I’ll let it be known that Nadia Nice and Katin also get boned. Nadia looks like a trashy trailer hooker in a hot black pvc corset and Katin has got a beautiful face and bouncy grabber boobs. What more do you want? Even the box cover is modern art. [NXT LeVL in association w/ JM Productions] www.lewood.com
