The Real Buttwoman Returns

Honestly, I have not received a screener from Elegant Angel in a few years, so how can I possibly review this you ask? Well, this a unique opportunity to discuss why the porn industry is losing money. I often wonder how anybody makes money off of porn anymore. So, I was bored and looking for new booty, but not necessarily videos and I did a search for booty lol using an app on my iPhone. Not google, I avoid google at all costs and these other search engines can offer results google buries. Up popped links to whatever is available on a myriad of tube sites, the bane of the jizz biz. I found a link to some mobile tube site offering a download of the full movie of The Real Butttwoman Returns in 720p quality. It isn’t one of those file trading forums where somebody posts links on whatever pornhos thread of clips released last week. It's a relatively unknown mobile porn site that even has the audacity to post the DMCA authorization for whatever FREE offerings they have online for download. Address listed is from some lawless South American country. Good luck trying to shut them down.
I feel some sympathy for a minority of these pornographers, but most made a killing for years making ridiculous money selling subpar porn not worth paying for, know what Im sayin? I'm sure plenty of you have been victimized by deceptive box covers and bad camera angles after shelling out $20 for what turned out to be a shitty dvd. Plus, I feel empathy for everybody I know in the industry who has had to find a new career.
Well, heck, I figure I downloaded it I might as well review it. First scene is the best scene. Did they really pay Jules Jordan money to fuck Alexis Texas again? Does anybody really want to see them fuck together another hundred times? She looks great in the shiny black thigh high platform boots and fishnet stockings, one of my main eye candy addictions, and there needs to be more whores wearing boots & fishnets in porn. Basically, as one might expect, this is followed by a couple of unremarkable bbg scenes. Last scene is her first gangbang scene and it's an unwatchable sausage fest like all gangbang scenes. When cock outnumbers cooze I tune out. Finally I'd like to say, sorry Alexis, get thee booty behind Jada Stevens and Brianna Love; the best Buttwoman incarnations.


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Brianna Love forever. This was decent but yeah no more Jules, his shitty tats and bald spot. At least this is one of the few scenes where he didn't need to jerk to finish like a strung out 80s George Payne on a Phil Prince set.

Hahaha that's quite a metaphor there CG.

Yeah, if you can find Bill Landis' essay about his time in porn in the early 80s he talks about George teaching him how to use oil and the jerk-to-finish to deliver the cumshot even when they were fucked up on drugs and depression. Says a lot that it is now the industry standard.

Elegant Angel just signed Alexis Texas as their first ever contract star, so I suppose this will help give her control so she can continue not performing with black meat puppets.
I guess you can expect another dozen scenes with Jules Jordan too.

Iink

She's a vanilla in other ways as well. Never seen the hype. Nice ass and .......that's it.

She smells amazing.