50 Guy Creampie 9

Posted by: smutspov

50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/16/13 10:21 AM

The infamous gangbang that was at the center of the last HIV scare has been released. Now that I’ve seen the stuff they release maybe I should be mad at Nelson X for adding me to the Devil’s Film screener list during his short stint as the pr guy there. Hey, his heart was in the right place or was it a sick joke?
First off, I couldn’t bring myself to watch this because I tend to avoid anything where mopes outnumber whores. I also find it difficult to fathom that there’s been 9 installments of this series. I shudder to think about who gets off to this let alone willing to participate in it. Ick! These mopes obviously will stick their dicks in anything. Check out the Canucklehead mope featured prominently on the boxcover smiling proudly like it's his wedding day. Yikes!
Then there’s Jennifer White who has been in the biz for about 5 years now and has been fucked by everybody in the cellblock it seems. I actually thought she was cute and had a lot of potential in the beginning of her ill-fated career which has lead her down the slippery slope to being a go-to hoe at bottomfeeder Immoral Productions and appearing in IR gangbangs from Dogfart. Now it’s become a blueprint for what not to do in the jizz biz. Tragic.

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Posted by: charin

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/16/13 01:42 PM

Originally Posted By: smutspov
has been fucked by everybody in the cellblock it seems.

lolsign
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/16/13 04:17 PM

Is this Brandon's first boxcover in years?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/16/13 06:58 PM

Originally Posted By: charin
Originally Posted By: smutspov
has been fucked by everybody in the cellblock it seems.

lolsign


solid from the heart review smuts... good stuff.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/17/13 09:03 AM

Highly unerotic movie. Not sure what anyone gets out of this type of thing. Guess she's proud of her stamina.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/17/13 12:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Is this Brandon's first boxcover in years?


My manager is advising me to concentrate on my mainstream acting.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/17/13 01:03 PM

Who the fuck would jerk off to this for two hours? Moreover, what fucker would get up in the middle and change to the second DVD?

Preposterous.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/17/13 01:23 PM

I told them that it would fit on one Laserdisc but did they listen? No!
Posted by: drained

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/17/13 01:47 PM


It's all in the codecs and the second disc's probably for the B-roll with the Brandon Iron POV just below average shoulder level for more man ass anyway.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/17/13 03:44 PM

Everything I shoot is B-roll.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/21/13 10:05 AM

The most horrifying thing about the box cover is surprisingly not Brandon's mug. It is the "Over 30 Feet of Cock" tag. Why would that appeal to any heterosexual male? Clearly, this is being marketed to dick-gazers under the guise of straight gonzo porn.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/21/13 05:23 PM

And did they measure everyone? Could they be sued for false advertising?
Posted by: jstubs

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/21/13 08:19 PM

"Over 30 feet of cock"? Who the hell they hire for marketing?
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 12/29/13 08:50 AM

Its like most of the camera operators are gay these days with way too many from below angle shots of balls and man ass. Seriously, I'd rather see more of the whore's face even if she has gone away to her safe place in her head and has all the emotional response of a statue.
Posted by: Max Rhino

Re: 50 Guy Creampie 9 - 03/27/14 02:04 PM

"No Cleanup Allowed!"

Then why would they hire BI?