Exxxotica NJ 2012 pix & report

Hurricane Sandy fucked up NJ, but couldn’t stop another Exxxotica. Not sure how the attendance numbers compared to previous shows, but later Friday and Saturday night were packed. As usual, the crowd consisted of curious couples checking it out, schmoes with their bros or solo seeking cheap thrills and women alone or roaming with their girlfriends looking for vibrators and excitement. Just the typical array of everyday folks, fanboy types seeking autographs and the lifestyle freaks of bizarre kinks that come out of the woodwork for these things. More importantly, there were the ever popular local strippers and dancers galore cavorting, wiggling, and posing for tips.
What always intrigues me the most about Exxxotica is the ordinary women who show up dressed to thrill. Not all are hot, but most rise to the occasion by wearing sexy outfits, high heels, mini dresses, fishnets or whatever they presume porn stars wear. You expect those in the industry to wear slutty stuff because it’s almost workplace attire. Anyway, it was another enjoyable Exxxpo and if you can't find fun at one you really need to re-evaluate your existence.
Keep in mind, in regards to the pictures, I ain’t Ansel Adams nor Gia Jordan, I’m into iPhonography even though the camera has its limitations. The lighting was harsh in the place and these were some of the best pix I think. Check 'em out.


Buttwoman Jada Stevens and her asstounding butt



Kristina Rose poses in her black metal best



Teagan was ultra cool as expected

Jynx Maze displays dat ass



Raven Bay


Sassy Assy spokesmodel Lily Figuera


hottie on the mechanical cock

This chick is tiny



Is she a borderline dwarf?

Kristina Rose looks tiny? Do you have your glasses on?

compare to this unless that was supposed to be a diss

No it wasn't a diss. I wasn't referring to her ass but to her height. These girls are waifish. Sorry I haven't met many (or any) PWs in person.

Waifish would means small and skinny. Kristina Rose and the other girls are probably 5 ft tall, but their body type is what I'd consider small and mighty.

Smut, any pics of Nikki Benz or any bombshell types? So far Raven Bay is the closest to that. also, any casual pics of girls doing stuff like eating or getting dressed?

Check yourself girl. This is telling.

She's a mental midget.

Kristina is like 5' tall I think. Sturdy build, could prolly take a good beating and prolly should, often. I read somewhere she is going to be girl/girl only cause she scared after the Mr. Marcus stuff.

I would say about 4' 10" out of those shoes. So yes borderline. Who is it by the way ?

Kristina Rose.

Well Gia, I didn’t notice Nikki Benz and it seems Tera Patrick didn’t bother showing up, but I generally avoided the areas where and when fans were congregating.
I almost snapped a shot of lame Allie Haze washing down shots of booze with gulps of Monster energy and Jayden Lee sharing a meal with Ivan, but I was afraid he might gnaw my arm off.
Also, could’ve gotten a covert pic of Ben English reading a paper by the Batmobile as well as the Hedgehog worming his finger into some dude’s girlfriends’ ass, but it was gross.
And yeah, Bornyo, Kristina is small yet sturdy, but not as tiny as others in the house.
Anyway, here's a few more pix of some cute girls from L.A. Direct. Wtf, maybe I’ll use a regular camera next time, but I’m too lazy to lug one around.


Christie Stevens


Madison Fox

Tera Patrick was there, I don't know what days/times.

Ok, guess she must've just popped in for a little while to read from her book, greet a few fans then took off for the after party.

Hasn't Tera made a lot of public statements saying that she hates porn and regrets her career? Why does she always show up for porn events?

She mentioned something about a druggy past somewhere. That's probably one reason to milk her pseudo stardom for all it's worth. The combination of variety, time passed and preference don't hold up today.

You really DO need things explained to you, don't you? Shows what kind of piss-poor education you get at Penn State.

When you're in fear of being raped in the shower you don't get much of an education.

In case anybody is interested, here are a few pix of some of the cars, but who cares about cars when there are plenty of hotties to check out, right?

Was Adam West there with the Batmobile?

I don't wanna hear about your perverted sex fantasies, Bornyo. Fuck off.

No, unfortunately, Adam West wasn't there, though I'd rather it be Julie Newmar if I had to choose, but that's Derek Hay's back. He was blocking my shot of the Batmobile, so I angled him out.

If you wanted him to move out of your way just tell him War Machine is there.

They just auctioned that sled at the Barrett-Jackson car show for $4.2 million.

Adam West hated doing the show.