Brandon Iron's Six Pack - Need I say more?

I would humbly request that have2cit get a die job...and soon. How are you at tying nooses?

I'm braiding it from the fuzz of the old hairy couch you used to shoot on, but I'm using rubber gloves and a respirator because of the ewww factor involved.

The good thing is that you won't need much fuzz to snap that pencil-thin neck of yours.

You are the only man I know who is spineless...literally. Your head just sits on your torso like a dog turd on a sidewalk. Happy braiding! All those Home Economics courses finally paid off.

You'll find my neck hard to reach when you're only grabbing from knee level, perhaps you could stand on a milk crate or something. But isn't this the day you hang around with twelve naked men, in a circle jerk, try to convince yourselves that you are all really heterosexual, because there happens to be one woman present, or is this day you take a thousand pictures of your own junk, again?

Dear have2cit's subconscious: Tone it down a bit, please. You are coming on harder than my penis was an hour ago. Now, discuss SIXPACK if you wish. I'm sorry your refund could not be processed because you thought you were purchasing a video about male abs. It is you that is defective, not the disc.

No one comes on to you, you're the John, remember? You need to stick to the Craigs List skanks mighty mouse because there isn't enough money in the world or latex, to wrap around your infected wang, to make the transaction you're dreaming about happen.

Dear have2cit:
I received your private message but choose to reply publicly. My responses to your queries -- and they are very queer indeed -- are:
1. Yes, I have heard of the San Francisco Giants.
2. No, I have no plans on making a gay porn movie by the same name. Your wish list of talent was extensive but I do not know any of them.

Sincerely,
Brandon

That is completely unbelievable.

1. No movie you were in would contain the word giant, Dorf most likely, but never giant.

2. I thought you wouldn't know them, they were all attractive female talent.

Have2cit, ladies and gentlemen....have2cit. He may not know the difference between a dorf and a dwarf but he is a mental giant nonetheless. What a dorf.

As my date today said, "Get me out of here, please!"

Why is Mr. Oswald wearing a party-hat?

Looks like the broad someone claimed was Durfah.