Girlvert 6

Girlvert 6
I dunno, but after watching this I think Jeff should’ve left the 666 in the title because Ashley Blue is getting’ more satanic by the performance. The diabolical thing about her is that it seems like she relishes her role by constantly adding an element that straddles one form of danger or another. Heck, she even spews forth some serious blasphemy this time around. It’s a topic to wonder over at the dinner table. Here are the questions: Is she just some seriously kooky bitch showing the guys just how crazy she can get? Or is it crazy like a fox? On second thought, maybe the jury should remain in session on that question and we’ll just leave it floating around in the clouds above our heads.
Well, this edition was definitely more crude and rude right from the outset where Ashley Girlvert goes on a tirade towards her mother again. Ok, how was the sex? Hardcore as hell. Ashley is a totally nasty scene dominator even keeping the guys in check when she gets fucked. The hottest babe on here is Jamie Brooks trying to score malt liquor with snotty girlvert. Dopey Dave Hardman reprises his famous dirtbag role, but Otto Bauer overacts his simplistic pothead part. It’s pathetic, but so the fuck what? My excuse is that watching how every scene develops in this series is a big part of the fun. The one with Alex Divine is just wrong and Audrey Hollander goes through the wringer. Intense action for the intense pervert.[JM Productions]

Ashley's highway to hell...

more evidence...

almost looks innocent.

There is only one Girlvert

Almost makes one say Keagen who?

think this'll fit?!

LOL the only way to find out is to try.

Girlvert 666 addendum
Dudes, I first watched Girlvert 6 a lot last Sunday and this my Tuesday report. Had to take a break from this yesterday, but in my head I kept on hearing the creepy theme from the options menu when Girlvert appears covered in a bloody prom dress like Carrie. Seriously, it’s like haunting me today, too. I also keep getting flashbulbs of scenes going off in my head like the fucked of July. It’s pretty weird. Girlvert is almost like an evil dark porn cartoon character. She’s cool.

Is Ashley only going to do Girlvert for JM or is she going to be appearing in other JM products? I Can't get enough Ashley.

She will be in other things as well.In June you can see her in Liquid Gold 9 and she directs and stars in Ashley Blue's Missing & Exploited which will also be available in June.

Good news thanks Jeff.

So, in case you were wondering, the theme song to the selection menu still is lingering around my mind. I popped the dvd in this afternoon to re-examine Ashley Blue's psychology, but I got horny and forgot to pay attention to it. Hard to do being that she's always up to no good. I became enamoured with Jamie Brooks in scene 1 and decided that it's the best on the disc. Ashley fans might disagree and go with her dp, but that's why America rules. A differance in opinion is allowed but it might get you shot in the parking lot. Hey, check out my totally unintentional poetical genius.

Girlvert 6, day 6
Ashley Blue is freaky. Just to compare and contrast performances for multiple personalities I watched her in this and some other flicks on day 5. The slight difference I noticed is that Girlvert is blatant and empty yet Ashley is more of a creepy mystery. No offense, but is she possessed? Well, I wisely vowed to live with this dvd for only a mere six days unlike that idiot who ate only McDonald’s for 30 days in a row. Anyway, I really didn’t need to watch it today because after yesterday my TV was begging for an Ashley exorcism. However, now when I close my eyes it’s like Girlvert is there fondling my pineal gland in 3-D. Don't worry one of my friendly neighborhood witches is casting a cleansing spell.