max world #16 euro version

this is an old max hardcore movie. it doesn't contain a lot of the more violent or gross-out elements of his newer films. well, the violence is still there, but it's subtler. you can definitely see the same themes at play, though.

starting off, max is at cannes. he has a fancy satellite link-up with his gal candy. candy is playing a version of the cloey/catalina/layla role. she is not attractive, but i like her because she has decent size breasts and looks like she is old enough to know better. anyway, at first the link-up is not working, and even if it was, candy is distracted by some guy who will give her a ride on his boat. whore. then suddenly it is working. candy is excited because she has found a legal age little girl named mylena riding the carousel to bring back to the hotel for max. i'm not used to seeing chicks in max hardcore movies actually having pubic hair, but they all do in this one. still, mylena looks like she's twelve. max fucks her a bit, then makes her suck his dick. too bad she isn't available for him now, because she almost throws up the second it enters her mouth. seriously. she's on her hands and knees coughing and dry heaving. they go inside where max starts to fuck her butt. candy stands around making nasty faces and using a dildo on her pussy, occasionally switching it to her mouth. the young lady is not enjoying this, and is trying not to cry. max starts to fuck her mouth and she starts to lose it. he's back to fucking her in the ass while candy uses the dildo and she is full on crying. then, out of nowhere, with her practically bawling, the scene just stops. apparently it was just a daydream. max is sitting outside his house, fully naked, possibly asleep, mumbling to himself and whacking it. candy happens by and rouses him. he explains to her what he was dreaming about, and rape fantasies turn her on so much that she starts to blow him. starts to, anyway, then a bizarre cut to a close-up of her face, upside-down style for gagfactoring purposes. she's already got spit all over her face and her makeup is run. this is basically just him coming. it's weird.

so now max is back home from europe. somebody calls him to tell him a woman reporter is coming to interview him. max is all, "i'll give her an interview- right up her ass!" jessica jewel shows up. this chick i like, too. she has big boobs and just totally looks like a whore. there's a bit of interview where max is supercool, then he's got his dick in her mouth. after a bit of that they go inside. he shaves her pubic hair while he fucks her butt. then he has her change into some of his clothes. his whore clothes, i mean. i mean, the clothes he has the whores wear. you know. then they go back out to where the interview started to finish. he sticks his toe in her ass, then has her suck it. finally he comes in her butthole. after all this he pisses on her butt.

now max gets a call from his friend, whose car has broken down. he is about to leave, but young cherry in her schoolgirl uniform shows up and wants to be a model. max is in a hurry, but there's always time for legal age chicks in elementary school uniforms. he brings her into the kitchen for an oral only scene. as the scene goes on, polaroids of the action are spliced in. one fantastic part is when he lays her on the counter with her head hanging over for some gagfactoring. the counter is too tall for little max hardcore, so he has to bring in a little yellow box with "MAX" in red letters on it to stand on. go max, go!

finally, max is trying to get his jerk on to one of his old movies featuring this chick named blair, but the doorbell rings. it's blair! she just got back from camp and found out that he taped their thing they did and is selling it. but she's not mad. she's kind of thinking she wants to be a star, actually. max is happy to help. he's all, "i see some very big things in your future. and some little things in your immediate future." i don't get it, but soon she is all having max's cock in her mouth and shit. blair does a lot of annoying nervous giggling, but is also kind of cute. finally he comes on her face. then it cuts to her in the bathtub where she gets pissed on in a really fake looking manner. i mean, he goes for like ninety seconds straight, like he's austin powers and he just woke up. whatev.

this didn't exactly contain the type of action i enjoy best, but it wasn't bad either. mr. hardcore seemed to get much better looking chicks back in the day.

Wow, this actually sounds pretty good. I've never heard of any of these whores though.

I haven't watched much Max that was produced before 2002/03, but have noticed that the stuff before that is considerably less violent and gross-out stuff. I've always wonder what caused him to shift his movies more into the what they have become today.

Is it because other companies started shooting similar rough and degrading fuck-flicks that he needed to try to outdo them to keep his reputation as the most extreme pornographer in the US?

Or is it because at his age and after so many times fucking so many different women, he has became burnt out on just normal sex, rough sex, and even rough and degrading sex, that he keeps having to resort to more sick and twisted things just to keep himself interested in sex?

I've been pondering this for a while.

Good review by the way, big moose.

Max's best stuff was all done before 2000 when he was the godfather of gonzo and his porn was stroke-worthy, but now I'd almost rather read big moose's reviews than watch the product myself though I saw this one back in the day. Sadly, Max is just ol' drunken grampa gross-out now destroying crackheads and naive whores who don't know any better. Not to be completely negative, I think a good marketing gimmick for him would be to produce complimentary Max Hardcore barf bags to give away as a bonus with every new release.

i write these things like stream-of-consciousness style, so here's some stuff i left out that i would have mentioned:

-in the last scene with blair, mr. hardcore wears a pink condom.

-the film is subtitled "run-"away. like many people, mr. hardcore doesn't seem to understand how quotation marks work. it seems like he wants to have it mean two things. "runaway", like a runaway child, and "run away", like these whores should have did from bad max hardcore. it looks retarded the way he did it. he should have just done "run away". it would have been enough, and we would have gotten it, i think.

-jessica jewel does most of the talking in her scene with mr. hardcore. boy, does she have a mouth on her. i like it when the hookers talk, at least with max, because he sure never shuts up.

-also, in her scene the reporter ms. jewel plays is like a feminist reporter, or something, and she is there specifically to interview mr. hardcore about the way he treats bitches in his movies. right up her ass.