Posted by: big moose
universal max #2 euro version - 03/09/07 11:21 AM
terrible, terrible things. well, mostly the usual.
the first scene has mr. hardcore and layla rivera. ms. rivera is his partner in crime lately in abusing whores, but this is just the two of them. they went shopping and she got presents, so now it's time to pay up. it's a fairly straightforward max hardcore scene, sort of ruined by ms. rivera. she is alarmingly skinny, but that's par for the course in a max hardcore film. (really, though, nattie has had pinfeathers more substantial than this bitch) but she spends entirely too much time playing to the camera, vamping and laughing. it's fairly irritating. get with the program, young lady. you are not here to enjoy yourself. perhaps this is a sort of character development scene to explain future scenes where she returns repeatedly for this sort of abuse. i don't really know. in the bios on the disc she is mocked for not doing anal: "how noble".
second scene has max at a hotel room, on the balcony, with keeanni lei. they are watching a bikini contest down at the pool. well, she is. max is doing some kind of bizarre gyrating beside her. max has extremely busy hands, and is rubbing all over her in such a weird way, but she is only interested in the contest. finally, they come inside, and we learn that ms. lei was kicked out of the contest for showing her "boobies". max feigns outrage, and interest. he perfunctorily verifys her age, (18) before finding that she has no pubic hair.
she claims that she does, but that it "comes and goes". psssh. yeah, right! they go through all the usual motions, while all the while she yelps in an unpleasant tone. the, ahem, "highlight" is, i guess, when max prompts her to describe her twelve year old sister while he plows her butthole. really sloppy scene. she's not too thin, though, and definitely not uncute.
the third scene is not just famous, it's INfamous. well, to me. i have described this scene before, and it's really one of the few scenes that makes me uneasy. in this sense, it flirts with brilliance. mr. hardcore and crew are at a rest stop while out on the road looking for adventures. they find barbii bucxxx. she's been forgotten by her parents, or something. who cares. max offers her a ride. this is really the only scene in the movie that has the chick dressed up at all ridiculously. she's wearing a pink outfit and some kind of little girl's backpack. so they're in the car and things are going on. this bitch is fucked up. she's just yelling things and generally behaving in a wacked-out fashion. ("ATM! ATM daddy! Make me eat shit!", or something to that effect) but at least at this point she's staying in character. it goes on for a while. this is one of those max hardcore scenes that feels more like you're watching an endurance test for the young lady than an actual performance of anything. her energy begins to wane and her bizarre outbursts of dialogue become slurred. max is eventually just moving her into positions and she holds it there, like she's a slutty g.i. joe. he fucks her anally for what seems like an eternity while she lays on her back and makes noises. then he moves her head to hanging upside-down off the seat and begins to fuck her throat. this is where the real horribleness begins. she struggles a little, but he keeps going, finally making her puke, bright green. she struggles more. there is a jump-cut to the two of them sitting upright in the seats. max is jerking off while she pleads with him. you can tell it's pleading because of the tone, but you can't make out any words, really. "max, meeraghballllllmiekfooosuppuuunnngggz-!", and so on. he slaps her a few times and forces her head back down on his dick. then back to the throat fucking. she pukes A LOT of really solid looking bright green stuff. just really disgusting. it just keeps coming and coming. she's crying, trying to hold it together, and struggling. at this point there are a lot of quick cuts, and we end up in a shot of him fucking her anally while she screams and screams, though it kind of sounds dubbed over. she keeps screaming, horribly, after he stops fucking her. finally we cut back to them sitting again, and she seems to have settled down. but, boy, is she out of it. she's back in character, sort of. "you wah me tay muh bra ff misser?" from this point on max seems to have to give a lot of direction. "no, not like that. not like that. stop that." "move your hand please." "stop it." she eats his ass, lethargically. her puke is much more watery, now. finally, mercifully, it ends. post-scene they are at a gas station or something and ms. bucxxx is sitting, looking like a hundred dollars worth of hell. she says she's done a lot of scenes, but max is indeed hardcore. tough stuff, to be sure.
no point in making a recommendation or not. the content tells you all you need to know. if you want to see it, you want to see it. you don't, you don't. the last scene is a bit much, but it's fairly compelling nevertheless.
i have no idea how they could have withstood being in that car with that much vomit, though. total professionals.
the first scene has mr. hardcore and layla rivera. ms. rivera is his partner in crime lately in abusing whores, but this is just the two of them. they went shopping and she got presents, so now it's time to pay up. it's a fairly straightforward max hardcore scene, sort of ruined by ms. rivera. she is alarmingly skinny, but that's par for the course in a max hardcore film. (really, though, nattie has had pinfeathers more substantial than this bitch) but she spends entirely too much time playing to the camera, vamping and laughing. it's fairly irritating. get with the program, young lady. you are not here to enjoy yourself. perhaps this is a sort of character development scene to explain future scenes where she returns repeatedly for this sort of abuse. i don't really know. in the bios on the disc she is mocked for not doing anal: "how noble".
second scene has max at a hotel room, on the balcony, with keeanni lei. they are watching a bikini contest down at the pool. well, she is. max is doing some kind of bizarre gyrating beside her. max has extremely busy hands, and is rubbing all over her in such a weird way, but she is only interested in the contest. finally, they come inside, and we learn that ms. lei was kicked out of the contest for showing her "boobies". max feigns outrage, and interest. he perfunctorily verifys her age, (18) before finding that she has no pubic hair.
she claims that she does, but that it "comes and goes". psssh. yeah, right! they go through all the usual motions, while all the while she yelps in an unpleasant tone. the, ahem, "highlight" is, i guess, when max prompts her to describe her twelve year old sister while he plows her butthole. really sloppy scene. she's not too thin, though, and definitely not uncute.
the third scene is not just famous, it's INfamous. well, to me. i have described this scene before, and it's really one of the few scenes that makes me uneasy. in this sense, it flirts with brilliance. mr. hardcore and crew are at a rest stop while out on the road looking for adventures. they find barbii bucxxx. she's been forgotten by her parents, or something. who cares. max offers her a ride. this is really the only scene in the movie that has the chick dressed up at all ridiculously. she's wearing a pink outfit and some kind of little girl's backpack. so they're in the car and things are going on. this bitch is fucked up. she's just yelling things and generally behaving in a wacked-out fashion. ("ATM! ATM daddy! Make me eat shit!", or something to that effect) but at least at this point she's staying in character. it goes on for a while. this is one of those max hardcore scenes that feels more like you're watching an endurance test for the young lady than an actual performance of anything. her energy begins to wane and her bizarre outbursts of dialogue become slurred. max is eventually just moving her into positions and she holds it there, like she's a slutty g.i. joe. he fucks her anally for what seems like an eternity while she lays on her back and makes noises. then he moves her head to hanging upside-down off the seat and begins to fuck her throat. this is where the real horribleness begins. she struggles a little, but he keeps going, finally making her puke, bright green. she struggles more. there is a jump-cut to the two of them sitting upright in the seats. max is jerking off while she pleads with him. you can tell it's pleading because of the tone, but you can't make out any words, really. "max, meeraghballllllmiekfooosuppuuunnngggz-!", and so on. he slaps her a few times and forces her head back down on his dick. then back to the throat fucking. she pukes A LOT of really solid looking bright green stuff. just really disgusting. it just keeps coming and coming. she's crying, trying to hold it together, and struggling. at this point there are a lot of quick cuts, and we end up in a shot of him fucking her anally while she screams and screams, though it kind of sounds dubbed over. she keeps screaming, horribly, after he stops fucking her. finally we cut back to them sitting again, and she seems to have settled down. but, boy, is she out of it. she's back in character, sort of. "you wah me tay muh bra ff misser?" from this point on max seems to have to give a lot of direction. "no, not like that. not like that. stop that." "move your hand please." "stop it." she eats his ass, lethargically. her puke is much more watery, now. finally, mercifully, it ends. post-scene they are at a gas station or something and ms. bucxxx is sitting, looking like a hundred dollars worth of hell. she says she's done a lot of scenes, but max is indeed hardcore. tough stuff, to be sure.
no point in making a recommendation or not. the content tells you all you need to know. if you want to see it, you want to see it. you don't, you don't. the last scene is a bit much, but it's fairly compelling nevertheless.
i have no idea how they could have withstood being in that car with that much vomit, though. total professionals.
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