SMUTMUTANT's 2005 XXXPT Gonzo AWARDS

Here are my picks for the best hardcwhore flicks, scenes, and sluts of ’05. Keep in mind that this is XXXPT and so it’s all about the GONZO, not features. I mainly included the companies that consistently sent me screeners over the past year although recently I have had an influx of stuff from a panoply of studios which will be reflected in next years selections, that is, if there is a next year. As always, you’ll see a lot of JM stuff getting props, but I’m not a shill or a pawn or an employee until I get to Cali. Basically, Jeff was the first fucker to send me videos almost 10 years ago when I was reviewing porn in a stapled xeroxed underground punk style fanzine that I published independently and therefore my porn worldview has been formulated by his movies since then. It was inexorable, a Perverted Stories fixation is what opened the door and even before there was a XXXPT, I was being corrupted by JM’s movies. They stood out from EVERY studio back then and that upstart intensity is still the forebear of today’s extreme porn norms that mirror Western society’s decay in so many ways. Let’s skip the philosophy, I excluded some of the categories from the ’04 picks and only included categories that sparked up the smutanico meat spliff.

Most Extreme Whore: Hillary Scott
Best Twat: Christie Lee
Best Tits: Missy Monroe
Best Ass: Jasmine Byrne
Best newcummer: Tiffany Rayne
Best director: Francesca Le'
Best studio: JM Productions
Best new studio: Chatsworth Pictures
Best series: Ashley Blue’s Attention Whores (JM Productions)
Best anal series: Ass’troyed (Next LeVL)
Best oral series: Cum Catchers (Smash)
Best big tit series: Built For Sex (Lethal Hardcore)
Best creampie series: Cream Filled Holes (Lethal Hardcore)
Best POV series: Frank Wank (Pariah Pictures)
Best movie: Butt Quest 4 (Le’ Wood)
Best scene: Jasmine Byrne, Mark Wood -- Butt Quest 4 (Le’ Wood)
Best anal scene: Hillary Scott, Alec Knight -- Jim Power’s Hooligans (JM Productions)
Best oral scene: Christie Lee, Angela Stone -- Cum Catchers 2 (Smash)
Best POV scene: Jasmine Byrne, Francesca Le’, Mark Wood -- A Different POV (Le’ Wood)
Best fetish dvd: Whale Tail (Smash)
Best interactive dvd: Playing With Hillary Scott (Anarchy)
Best ethnic themed: Youth N’ Asia (Evolution Erotica)
Best foreign porn: Twisted Tommy Productions
Best pro am: Ghost Pro Productions
Most original series: Hellfire Sex (Pariah Pictures)
Most extreme movie: Donkey Punch (Chatsworth Pictures)
Most consistent: Jim Powers
Coolest dude: Grip Johnson
Worst dvd: POV Casting Couch (Pure Filth)
Worst trend: Alt porn
Most pretentious: Eon Mckai
Most annoying: Wankus
Most repulsive: Dirty Harry
Most tragic: Genesis Skye

Top 5 DVDS of ‘05:
A Different POV (Le’ Wood)
New Nymphos 3 (Lethal Hardcore)
Rock Slut (1st Strike)
Young & Anal 34 (JM Productions)
Youth N’ Asia (Evolution Erotica)

Jasmine Bryne

I am so tired of Katsumi.

Quote:

---

I am so tired of Katsumi.

---

me too, but this is a good scene on a great dvd.