Posted by: Sleazegrinder
Out Numbered - 10/25/03 10:39 PM
Outnumbered
Directed by Erik Everhard
Redlight District Redlight District
Well, it’s a fantastic premise, one of the best I’ve heard since that ‘Puerto-Rican cheerleading team goes to jail’ movie. The idea behind “Outnumbered” is that there’s, like, 6 girls for every guy. Can you imagine? Just getting smothered in lips and hips and tits and balloon ties all night? Well, right on. Count me in.
Unfortunately, although our reality doesn’t really interfere (I can barely handle one, how the fuck am I gonna handle six?) with the sexy hijinx, the porn reality, the simple arithmetic of the whole set-up, ends up fucking us all, and not in a good way. See, one girl can take on three guys, because she’s got three available orifices to mess with- a guy only has one penis, so what are the other 5 girls supposed to do? I know, “Each other”, right? That’s what I thought was going to happen too, but mostly, the other chicks kinda sit there, looking slatternly, and impatiently waiting their turn. Oh, there’s plenty o’ pussy eating and 69 action, but it’s only a ruse to get closer to the sole cock in the room- it’s as if none of the girls actually signed on for added girl-on-girl fun, so they just don’t put in the effort. It all turns into a mad tangle of arm and legs and pussies and buttholes, like a Bosch painting come to cheesy life (sort of), but it just never really goes anywhere. More tease than sleaze, ya know?
For it’s sheer over-the-top stunt porn, Outnumbered deserves at least a rental, but ultimately, it fizzles on the hard-on meter.
Girls, somewhere in the pile, include: Rady, Viktorie, Victoria, Sarah Blue, Julie Silver, Anastasia Christ, Sandra Mark, Alena, Claudia, and 10 more. All gorgeous, all (or at least mostly) European, and not a convincing rug muncher in the bunch. Damn.
-Sleazegrinder
Directed by Erik Everhard
Redlight District Redlight District
Well, it’s a fantastic premise, one of the best I’ve heard since that ‘Puerto-Rican cheerleading team goes to jail’ movie. The idea behind “Outnumbered” is that there’s, like, 6 girls for every guy. Can you imagine? Just getting smothered in lips and hips and tits and balloon ties all night? Well, right on. Count me in.
Unfortunately, although our reality doesn’t really interfere (I can barely handle one, how the fuck am I gonna handle six?) with the sexy hijinx, the porn reality, the simple arithmetic of the whole set-up, ends up fucking us all, and not in a good way. See, one girl can take on three guys, because she’s got three available orifices to mess with- a guy only has one penis, so what are the other 5 girls supposed to do? I know, “Each other”, right? That’s what I thought was going to happen too, but mostly, the other chicks kinda sit there, looking slatternly, and impatiently waiting their turn. Oh, there’s plenty o’ pussy eating and 69 action, but it’s only a ruse to get closer to the sole cock in the room- it’s as if none of the girls actually signed on for added girl-on-girl fun, so they just don’t put in the effort. It all turns into a mad tangle of arm and legs and pussies and buttholes, like a Bosch painting come to cheesy life (sort of), but it just never really goes anywhere. More tease than sleaze, ya know?
For it’s sheer over-the-top stunt porn, Outnumbered deserves at least a rental, but ultimately, it fizzles on the hard-on meter.
Girls, somewhere in the pile, include: Rady, Viktorie, Victoria, Sarah Blue, Julie Silver, Anastasia Christ, Sandra Mark, Alena, Claudia, and 10 more. All gorgeous, all (or at least mostly) European, and not a convincing rug muncher in the bunch. Damn.
-Sleazegrinder