Brandon Iron Releases I Love It Rough 4

Brandon Iron Revives “I Love It Rough” Series Through JM
Brandon releases I Love It Rough 4 next week to the pleasure of fans everywhere!
July 2, 2009




Chatsworth, CA – Sex addicted pornographer Brandon Iron is truly a juggernaut of adult video production. Recently, he has been focusing his compulsion on banging Internet prostitutes here in the Los Angeles area, or traveling abroad and engaging in sex tourism in far flung corners of the globe, from Iceland, to Europe, and the former Soviet bloc. Brandon’s rigorous hooker schedule has allowed him to indulge too little in one of his other hobbies – rough, colon twisting, pussy ruining, throat stretching sex. But thankfully, Brandon has been setting time aside for the past few months to violently sodomize and otherwise defile some of porn’s hottest sperm dumpsters. And now, the fruits of this labor of love – I Love It Rough 4 – is now ready for the masses, and will be available on DVD July 6th.

As many people reading this story are probably already aware, Brandon Iron spends his nights cruising Internet classified ads looking for cheap hookers. “I have a really bad habit of falling in love with prostitutes, which makes it a little awkward for me to ask permission to shred their anuses,” admits Brandon, “So, for this movie I went out and cast girls that I didn’t mind treating like shit and letting my buddies jackhammer. I must admit, I really had a lot of pent up rage from being a gentleman for the past couple of years. I think Amber Rayne’s asshole has a restraining order against me.”

So, for the past few months Brandon and the crew of lowlifes that he sadly calls friends set out to pummel whore holes with an aggressive production schedule. “Brandon really spared no expensive for this movie,” explains longtime loser and Brandon Iron coattail rider Joe Blow, “We got the hottest girls we could find and set about ruining them for other men and infesting their wombs with our rancid semen.”

As further proof that alt porn movies just aren’t selling, former self proclaimed alt superstar Kimberly Kane has been reduced to fucking Brandon Iron in a rough sex movie to pay her rent. “Obviously being fucked in the ass by a dirty scumbag like Brandon Iron was not high on my list of things to do this summer,” laments Kane, “But Eon McKai said that he was out of movies to let me pretend to direct, so he told me I should either take the Brandon Iron gig or do a POV with Winkytiki. So I guess I went with the less revolting choice.”

Brandon Iron’s I Love it Rough 4 will be available on July 6th and stars Amber Rayne, Cecilia Vega, Jacky Joy, Kimberly Kane, and Carole Kane, along with Brandon Iron and his big dicked buddies as well as an army of lesser quality load dumping degenerates with undoubtedly poor hygiene. Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800) 550-3659. For more information or to acquire your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!

Kristina Rose is worth the purchase right there. She makes me want to do a lot of pushups or going shopping at a hardware store.

I should stop posting after drinking. Sorry.

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I respectfully submit the back cover. Note how alt Carole Kane looks as she is put in her place.

Is this the last appearance of Sir Richard Nasty on video? AVN Hall of Famers want to know.

Is this film titled "Rough" due to the knarley bush in the middle of the photo?

You have wasted your first post and we all hope you can do better with your second.
I like to add in a photo to draw in the reader's attention. Try it. It will make an otherwise boring post pleasant to the eye and more interesting.

Notice the use of light and colour in this frame grab of Missy Grahem from a site I do. Cool. Nonchalant. Her steely eyes stare back at you, inviting more cum. Her full lips do not tremble as they part to accept the semen of a man she met mere minutes before. She is focused on her acting, honing her craft. Her tongue stud becomes a metallic island floating in a pearly, salty sea.

An overall pleasing and satisfying experience for the reader.

Now you try.

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You have wasted your first post and we all hope you can do better with your second.
I like to add in a photo to draw in the reader's attention. Try it. It will make an otherwise boring post pleasant to the eye and more interesting.

Notice the use of light and colour in this frame grab of Missy Grahem from a site I do. Cool. Nonchalant. Her steely eyes stare back at you, inviting more cum. Her full lips do not tremble as they part to accept the semen of a man she met mere minutes before. She is focused on her acting, honing her craft. Her tongue stud becomes a metallic island floating in a pearly, salty sea.

An overall pleasing and satisfying experience for the reader.

Now you try.

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Brandon, how do you achieve the brillant while color. I'm assumething that bleach is used. My jizz is all brown with chunks of little green things floating around. Hailey says I taste like pudding at a three day old salad bar.