Posted by: Cram Johnson
SkinTight Pictures makes fat fashionable! - 04/20/03 05:51 PM
Legend Video is excited to announce that it has signed innovative powerhouse SkinTight Pictures to a non exclusive three year contract. The sometimes irreverent company has produced and released such contemporary classics as Chunky Cheerleaders, Chunky School Girls, and Chunky Pool Party to surprisingly big sales and critical praise. AVN Magazine (the adult industry’s Variety) calls SkinTight’s chunky line “One of the best BBW series on the market.” In addition to accolades in magazines such as AVN, Hustler, and Swank, SkinTight Pictures also received an Image Award this year from the BBW Society in San Francisco. SkinTight founders Cram & Grip Johnson are ecstatic over their success, but not surprised.
“There are certain experiences that people can relate to on a global scale,” explains former Hollywood scribe Grip Johnson (A Million to Juan). “The threat of terrorism. The death of a child. The shame of fucking a fat chick. People can relate to our stories. We’ve all fucked fat chicks. And, despite our refusal to acknowledge them as human beings in public, deep down in our crotches, we truly appreciate their easy-going whorish behavior. It’s something we want to see on the screen. Add a little imagination and the cutest chunkies around, and you got a winning recipe.”
Timing couldn’t be better for SkinTight Pictures. Pop culture has begun to embrace the chunkilicious lifestyle. Hollywood films such as My Big Fat Greek Wedding and social night spots like Club Curves have made it hip to be a heifer. Chunky cunts everywhere are exercising their right to be fat by seeking out careers normally reserved for thin and beautiful women.
SkinTight Pictures’ co-producer Cram Johnson, who served as a consultant on the hit indie film Real Women Have Curves, believes thin is out. “Like fags and black people, fat chicks want to be represented in the media. They’re tired of pencil-legged, fake titted, rice-cake eating, coke-snorting bitches getting all the good movie roles in the Valley. Real women don’t look like Briana Banks. Real women are fat and sloppy. It’s time our medium reflected that. It’s time we took some responsibility.”
SkinTight Pictures first film under the new deal will be the edgy, thought-provoking Chunky Backyard BBQ (street date: 4-28-03). The film, which tackles sensitive fat-girl issues such as dieting, self esteem, and cannibalism, will touch even the most heartless chunky hata. “The dailies are looking good,” reports Grip. “This is gonna be big. And, I don’t mean the talent. You are about to witness the rebirth of chunky cinema.”
Future plans for SkinTight Pictures include a trip to the Modena auto dealership. “Legend has been very generous,” crow the Johnson brothers.
SkinTight Pictures is currently seeking models of all shapes and sizes for future projects. If you’re a filthy whore with a tremendous sense of fun and no moral character, you can contact SkinTight at talent@skintightpictures.com, or visit us at www.skintightpictures.com.
The opinions expressed by SkinTight Pictures do not reflect those of Legend Video. Regardless, Legend Video would like to apologize to homosexuals, African Americans, Briana Banks, coke-snorting bitches, and sloppy fat chicks everywhere. Thank you.
Nelson X
Legend Video
www.legenddirect.com
www.legendxxx.com
“There are certain experiences that people can relate to on a global scale,” explains former Hollywood scribe Grip Johnson (A Million to Juan). “The threat of terrorism. The death of a child. The shame of fucking a fat chick. People can relate to our stories. We’ve all fucked fat chicks. And, despite our refusal to acknowledge them as human beings in public, deep down in our crotches, we truly appreciate their easy-going whorish behavior. It’s something we want to see on the screen. Add a little imagination and the cutest chunkies around, and you got a winning recipe.”
Timing couldn’t be better for SkinTight Pictures. Pop culture has begun to embrace the chunkilicious lifestyle. Hollywood films such as My Big Fat Greek Wedding and social night spots like Club Curves have made it hip to be a heifer. Chunky cunts everywhere are exercising their right to be fat by seeking out careers normally reserved for thin and beautiful women.
SkinTight Pictures’ co-producer Cram Johnson, who served as a consultant on the hit indie film Real Women Have Curves, believes thin is out. “Like fags and black people, fat chicks want to be represented in the media. They’re tired of pencil-legged, fake titted, rice-cake eating, coke-snorting bitches getting all the good movie roles in the Valley. Real women don’t look like Briana Banks. Real women are fat and sloppy. It’s time our medium reflected that. It’s time we took some responsibility.”
SkinTight Pictures first film under the new deal will be the edgy, thought-provoking Chunky Backyard BBQ (street date: 4-28-03). The film, which tackles sensitive fat-girl issues such as dieting, self esteem, and cannibalism, will touch even the most heartless chunky hata. “The dailies are looking good,” reports Grip. “This is gonna be big. And, I don’t mean the talent. You are about to witness the rebirth of chunky cinema.”
Future plans for SkinTight Pictures include a trip to the Modena auto dealership. “Legend has been very generous,” crow the Johnson brothers.
SkinTight Pictures is currently seeking models of all shapes and sizes for future projects. If you’re a filthy whore with a tremendous sense of fun and no moral character, you can contact SkinTight at talent@skintightpictures.com, or visit us at www.skintightpictures.com.
The opinions expressed by SkinTight Pictures do not reflect those of Legend Video. Regardless, Legend Video would like to apologize to homosexuals, African Americans, Briana Banks, coke-snorting bitches, and sloppy fat chicks everywhere. Thank you.
Nelson X
Legend Video
www.legenddirect.com
www.legendxxx.com