Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina

Gia, you gonna be playing the Mickey Avalon song?

Check out some statistical data on Selma, NC:

Demographics in Selma:

Black (40.3%)
White Non-Hispanic (39.2%)
Hispanic (19.0%)
Other race (9.9%)
Two or more races (1.8%)
American Indian (0.9%)

Educational data:

For population 25 years and over in Selma

High school or higher: 63.6% (Alternately: 36.4% - more than one in three, didn't graduate high school.)
Bachelor's degree or higher: 10.1%
Graduate or professional degree: 2.2%
Unemployed: 5.4%

Compared to North Carolina averages:

*Median household income below state average.
*Median house value below state average.
*Black race population percentage significantly above state average.

In summary: Selma is a fucking GHETTO. Anyone who might be able to answer, please do so: why would an agent opt to send a dancer to a place like this, versus any other market?

It seems that disposable income would be less in Selma than most anywhere else even in North Carolina and, pardon my un-PC analysis, demographically the tipping is likely to be meager.

Good luck and be safe, Gia!

Primarily, what is most important, particularly if you are in a less than desirable area, is that you ensure no harm can befall you. One method, found useful by me and my buddy the Nagual, is a specific dance used by the Cree tribe to ensure, for lack of a better word, safety:

"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine."

Good luck, kid.

The Mustang Ranch in Selma, NC puts my name in lights. A numeral is missing, but that's just to keep me grounded.



Check out this bad ass poster the club made of me! Yes, they let me keep it.



Billboard off Rt 70.



Billboard of Rt 95



The historical shore-side town of New Bern, NC



New Bern, NC is the birth of Pepsi and the original state capitol. I sure did get a lot of learnin' on this trip.



What's the south without a Piggly Wiggly.




You know you're a redneck when...


Pork King=Porking. Get it? This is at a slaughter house with a pork store attatched to it. I despise pork/ham, but I just had to see this. Look what the humidity did to my hair.




A tabacco farm.


In the rocking chair waiting for my table at Cracker Barrel. The waitress asked if all I was gonna eat was rabbit food. Oh, and they didn't have bottled water or green tea. My friend had the chicken-n-dumplings and asked if they had Hefeweizen, but they thought he said Budweiser. Bought some sweet Christmas ornaments in the country store, however.



My newest costume. I come out on stage to Slayer's Angel of Death. The crowd went wild and guys rushed to the stage!



The unphotoshopped red eyes are somewhat appropriate being that I'm your Angel of Death.

very cute, how is this not your avatar?

reign in blood.

This is one case where I'm happy to read about the one who got away. I was a little afraid a mouth-breather in Selma might do Baby Gia wrong, and as a Carolinian I'd become a suspect.

Sad to say Gia, everything you posted looks like a day in the life down here except for you- I'm sure you caused a stir everywhere you went.

There used to be a rash of billboards around that said "Moderation: Satans Biggest Lie", with lots of skulls and crossbones.

I hope you stocked up on Cheerwine, Fanta and Nehi Grape soda and bought a few tubs of livermush to bring back to the folks at home.

Call me crazy but I think this is the hottest picture of Gia I've seen...next to the bent over ass one.
Something about comfy curvy clothes.

Holy crap that is great!

Gia!

I figured Ace Cartier's apartment would be nicer.

Maybe he could buy Christee Lee's sofa. He's been there y'know.

YOU, GIA, Are absolutely gorgeous.

Per your request, Gia:

Something about seeing Gia as a black angel is heart-warming somehow.

Somewhere God is going, "Was that me that created that Angel of Beauty?"

And Gia will just answer, "No, it was the Horchow Collection, Slipknot, and higher mathematics. Not necessarily in that order."

Where is Gia dancing next?

An excuse to resurrect a bygone thread:

For you people who hate animation. Actually, for one specifically.

Baby Gia was so fresh. I'm bumping this so we have a basis for comparison.

This thread is full of win. Angel of Death outfit, nose job #1 pre-chin implant, cool travel journal, beautiful promo poster designed by Mustang Ranch in Selma, and great memories of the old school XPT gang

it always tickles my funny bone when im reminded of the fact this is an actual chain outside of being mentioned in king of the hill.

Gia, hope you kept that outfit around for Halloween or at least kept the boots. Too bad there isn't a video of the show, now that I'd like to see. Human mice, for the angel of death, 400,000 more to die!

I still have the boots. Wore them in NYC with my grey wool dress.

She's something like 35 years old in these photos, too. Impressive.

Yo, shut the fuck up, Chico, man. I'd paint 3 of those murals for some of that ass

I am glad this got bumped, I never seen it before. And that would make a bad ass tatt.