Is this e-commerce or not?

Cum tribute photo and video

Manyvids: https://www.manyvids.com/StoreItem/48773/Cum-Tribute-photo-and-video/

Send me a photo of your favourite female pornstar to brandon@brandoniron.com and I'll make a cum tribute on it. I will email you a copy of the pics and video.

Won't you consider becoming a patron of the modern arts?

Cheers!

not. It's disgusting and super-gay. Especially for a board that is 99.5% male like this one.

Just putting another hook in the water and seeing who bites.

I thought cum turned green after the mope died!

Bramdon, I remember when I was still alive that you told me that this discolouration happened to you whenever you mixed your veneral diseases, like a protein shake. I'm very disappointed in you!

You might want to see a doctor for that, Brandon.

None of the cum tributes pictured are mine. I googled "cum tribute" and the results were vast. This is my latest get-rich-quick scheme and my last hope of turning my hobby into a business. If I can't be the Jackson Pollock of porn, I am nothing.

you're nothing.

According to Manyvids, I am ranked as #6 amongst 714 studios.
Confidence building........ego inflating.......self-esteem rising....net worth skyrocketing!!

That and a twisty's rating will get ya a cup of coffee!

That, a Twisty's rating AND a Manyvids profile like will get ya my eternal gratitude.
https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/

Here's your child support payment rating. Take your weekly or biweekly order. (If you don't even have an agreement to pay you fail) Take the number of payments you owe a year Brandon, and tell us what percentage you have not paid or are behind on. Then apologize profusely to your baby's mama for your avoidance of your responsibilities.

Ask yourself, why do you want your daughter to be short pampers and potatos? What happens when she grows into a bitter teen, and comes across this site! Will she then share your failings as a father with Willie D?

Love your child Brandon, do the right thing for a change!

Raising a family costs money. I earn money in dollars but my expenses are in euros. Clearly, someone else must pay, which is where you come in. Simply show your support here: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/ or here Brandon Iron VOD

Anyone who donates $50 or more to my Face Fuck Fund on my Manyvids account gets to name my second born.

Giving yo baby momma, a ham for boxing day, once a year is not support! You need to baby your baby, herp dwarf!

http://socialunderground.com/2016/07/sam-series-diary-bitch-boy/

Here is what happens to porn offspring when Brandon turns out not to be a good father!

Daddy issues ahoy!

How to break into porn and become a star
Manyvids store item--> https://www.manyvids.com/StoreItem/52073/How-to-break-into-porn-and-become-a-star/

Think you have what it takes to be the next Rocco Siffredi but not sure if you're ready? Are you the next Belladonna but not sure if you wanna? Guys, girls, put my industry experience to good use and reach your highest potential by getting one-on-one personal coaching via Skype. I will answer all your questions or give you a breakdown of the basics for turning your hobby into your career.
Sessions are 20 life-changing minutes. What are you waiting for?

If you could really help me eat hot girls ass for a living, I'd think you'd charge more than $19.95

You know how I got my first industry contacts? I send a money order to an address in Los Angeles. 4-6 weeks later, I received a bunch of photocopied pages in the mail called "The Porn Stud's Handbook." For some reason, I think Bill Margold may have published it but it's been over 20 years and I forget.

It's 2016 and we live in an information economy. If some guy had the follow-through like I did when I did my initial networking, I think he very well could eat hot girls asses for a living.

You sound like a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

P.S. Less than an hour after posting.....SOLD ONE!


New items added to my store: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/

QOTD

Better QOTD...


Sold one: https://www.manyvids.com/StoreItem/52073/How-to-break-into-porn-and-become-a-star/

Sold one: https://www.manyvids.com/StoreItem/52084/Shave-video/

You have to believe to achieve!

Given that you couldn't even help Ryan Knox stay in porn, I'm not anticipating much.

I do suspect the chapter on hiding "fuck sores" through the use of makeup will be in some demand among other mopes.

The rise to the top continues....
https://twitter.com/BrandonIron/status/766619800621703168

Why? Because IT'S MY DREAM TO SELL MORE SOILED UNDERWEAR THAN ANY OTHER 48-YEAR-OLD MAN ON THE INTERNET.

That's more than a dream. That's a mission statement.

Dude, that rivals the ADT faggiest post of the day. This will not end well for you I predict. Naimsayin?

This thread is about e-commerce and I appreciate my gay fans. One love.
Selling my dirty socks from my trip to Barcelona last week for $14.99 was the gateway drug.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
I refuse to get a real job! NEVER!

Perhaps you need to peddle your wares in gay bathouses.

Speaking of gay,

Brandon tried to help his friend's Ryan Knox's "flagging" career, by fluffing him on set prior to his scenes.

But Ryan ruined this plan because he was only able to cum in Brandon's mouth.

Brandon however took his new skill set and used it to provide paid services for 20 euros in parking lots and bathrooms across the European continent, including in Barcelona.

This is what he means by "improvise, adopt, overcum".

2 pairs of old underwear sold in 2 days. I'm on a roll!
May my happiness and Calvin Klein contentment brighten your day today.
Where Anthony Weiner failed, I will succeed.

The CDC and the WHO feel their investments will pay a hundredfold in medicinal research.

I don't judge and I'm happy to take government funding. My dream is to ramp up production of my intimate apparel lines, upgrade to Armani, and make a living from jerking off.

Not anymore, anyway.

Had I known that washing underwear was tantamount to flushing money down the toilet, I would have spent even more time jerking off.
Don't #Payforyourporn! It's free. Pay for my undies!

Finally found a way to make your gay-ass penis-centric product even gayer and more penis-centric? Well Bully for you, Lad.

Are you telling me you never read a Ceara Lynch post? I'm laughing because you used to "judge" others according to the scale of a mope who disapproves of your intended clientele. I'm also laughing because that you know full well you'd better think well and, um, 'long" about even replying. Remember what happened last time you tried to defend yourself using said mope as a reference.

The public has spoken! Two customers with money have purchased my soiled underwear and two broke idiots who are dateless on Saturday night have wasted their time. Again.

I am Canadian, which means I'm peaceful, tolerant and polite. My intimate apparel clothing line's sales are up 200% in the last 48 hours.

Pirate-proof and affordable? Yes! Realising my teenage dream of earning a living by jerking off? Priceless!

The Public Health Authorities, at least.

Amazing, whenever I accuse Brandon of being gay, he goes out and outdoes himself. He must really like the negative attention.

Brandon, are you suggesting there's something not gay about selling your semen-encrusted boxers to dudes?

J.B., I'm suggesting that I've earned $100 in 2 days doing something I do for free all the time.

So your defense is that you're a professional Jackoff. There's a ring of truth to that.

Like Faceblaster, I'm all about the Benamins, just not the same ones.

I see, so you only jack off for money for retired Jewish comedians. Got it.

Like the rapper B.o.B, Brandon is masturbating to remain relevant.

Christ, Brandon. Learn what the terms "over the line" and "out of bounds" mean. Fucking overreaction to the max. Hope you enjoy the box or ban or whatever the penalty is for yet another clear violation of board policies.

BTW: you sure went to a lot of effort over someone you said was "dead to you". Guess you see dead people, huh? Well, you do look like Haley Joel Osment does........now.

Enjoy the next two weeks in the Penalty Box, Brandon.

I see dead people all the time!

I guess the meat gazer lurker mafia will have to buy their fetish supplies from someone else.

For a Canuckistani, Brandon Irons has some very thin skin. Probably the result of all the herpes. And his blood still boils when people call him "Irons" because he believes it feminizes him.

But now I understand why Brandon Irons was so infatuated with Isabel Ice: Isabel Ice has a scat fetish, and Brandon Irons is a piece of shit.

From 2006, on his own XPT account:

When Alex heard about Brandon Irons' love of penis and things anal, he decided to get in on the act himself.



Toot toot! Tranzer Enema Train leaving the station. Paging Branon Irons!

Brandon has a twin brother and as young men they both appeared in that 'Kids in the Hall' sketch about that extra fastidious small town that collectively flip out when some passers through spill cream in their diner and all the locals start to lick every surface clean again.

Thing is, that at nearly 50 years old, Brandon is at least two decades over the twink freshness date. To all the meat gazers out there, I think you can find cuter and younger hustlers on the internet.

But maybe that is the essence of his appeal. Unlike James Deen his advanced age and physical imperfection make him obtainable, along with his clear willingness to do anything to turn a buck.

Obtainable? I suspect that Brandon would be willing to go on a "help me pay my child support tour" with stops at the edges of local parking lots (next to de dumpster) in major metropolitan areas.

Brandon pays child support? Did the baby come out having the same complexion as his seed (i.e. Elmer's Wood Glue)?

Given his bi-sexual hustling, and constant movement to avoid service of process, I doubt Brandon has yet found a child support order that can compel him to part with his hard earned money to fund his little potato princess!

Of course to get a bigger "tip" he's likely to tell a meat gazer anything that would get him more money, such as that he's actually paying for his kid.

"Aromata" - disturbing brand name to go with that stuff.

Pity the poor meat gazing pervert who buys Brandon's cum stained briefs. Upon arrival they touch and then even wear such contaminated undergarments only to develop gangrenous sores where their body parts have touched these vestments. Shortly before dying from septic herpes shock, they see the CDC bio hazard team arrive to prevent an ebola like fluid bleed out upon their demise!

Sucking the Devil's cock in Hell has brought out the poet in you, Malobe.

Hey, no homo!

I'm not suggesting that, Jake. I realize you have no choice in the matter. Damnation is what it is.

"Hell, is where the humans are"

Sarte

I thought it was "Hell is other people". "Hell is where humans are" sounds like something a 15 year old girl who's fucking her Algebra II teacher would say or write on her Trapper Keeper in a gold Sharpie.

I'd ask Sarte himself but somehow the bastard avoided ending up here.