I'm making a new banner

Right now. Any other design ideas totally welcome!

Holly Randall sitting on Berg's lap?

Happy to hear there will be a new banner. Maybe the website can have some real branding to help set itself apart from the other wannabe websites?

New banner idea

I love it. Thanks for helping me. Most attractive tech support I've ever had. Can't wait to see what everyone else has as well.

Looks good. Sure beats the current one.

Another version.

That ^^^ was the original. I'm going with this.

Love it. I'm not crazy about the font, but it's penis free, so it's a huge improvement.

+1 No dumb penis pics.

I love penis pictures. Dumb or otherwise.

It is too wide. Stretches the pages horizontally. I have to move my slider to see the shout box.

Chuck, try clearing your cache and refresh.

I suck at graphic design but some pics like these ones that Gia took would be

I get that the board has a retro, too cool for school vibe, but I think that could be accomplished with no penises, just text.

Are strokeworthy as fuck, but probably actionable under DCMA because she sold the rights to (most if not all of them) to the various publishers. Posting here, at time of publication, is fair use by the photog (and advertisement for publications) but use in the banner wouldn't work.

Doh...damned DCMA

Too late I guess.

http://imgur.com/a/uxOrb

Those are very nice.

I like that a lot. People, if you have anymore banner ideas, I'm all for it.

The plain brick wall is inspired and I think it is the correct one. You might alter the font slightly but nothing dumb like from a heavy metal rock & roll album cover. I just hope if you decide to change it you like put it away somrwhere safe so you can reinstate it after you realize you made a mistake.

Me likely, we could rotate them.

This new brick-in-the-wall banner is entirely too spartan. It requires whore-related aggrandizement.

I like #3.

Yeah, I think 3's a winner.

Well, that's why we have the brick-in-the-wall banner as a temporary measure until we can decide on a permanent, non-Tritonian replacement.


Snapfap, those were all really good, esp. No. 3. For legal reasons, and in an overabundance of caution after last week's drive-by CP posting, we need to know a little more about the underlying pic before we can make it the official banner. See your PM's.

#4, but take the "o" out of porn, and slide the butt over to the left and down just a little so the butt hole replaces the "o". I have better pictures of gaped butt holes to use that would be better.

Agreed. Some newb has a bunch of great designs. Waiting to see the provenance on the underlying pics before approval. (2257/DCMA issues)

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=344881#Post344881

I prefer #3

So do I. Link restored. ANyone else have a preference?

Three is good as is one.

banner up.

Love it!!!! Fresh. Contemporary. It pops.

And it's penis free!!!!

Nice Jurassic Park font vibe since this place is full of dinosaurs...

I'm not crazy about the font. Undnyc and I are off the grid for the weekend. Will work on it in a few days.

The feel of it reminds me of an HBO sex special or something similar. I like it.

Too monotone. And I can't tell what the chick is exactly doing. Looks like she's digging in her ass for something, but I'm not quite sure. I liked the booby ones better (3&5, I think?). But regardless, it needs some color or something for contrast.

More of Snapfap's work:














Independence Day

I like the first one. The non-blurry color version of the current banner. And the pill crawl pic strikes a personal note for me. I'm still convinced I have an oxy somewhere down in my basement.

I like it in both color and b/w. Some of the others I like in color only. We can rotate 'em every few weeks. Esp with seasonal stuff like the independence day one.

You would expect the images on a banner to be immediately recognizable and iconic whether blurred or not. So this must be strictly an insider thing again because I can't make heads or tails of it. It's kind of ridiculous to be obscurant and exclusionary on a pornography message board.

New rotating banner script is installed. Thanks, undnyc!

Eyes are windows into the soul and the set of the human eyes is a perfect fit for the shape of a banner. So I propose a pair of eyes, heavily mascaraed/makedupped, widened, upsidedown, slimey with indeterminable fluids that can be narrowed down to the semen/saliva/phlegm catagories. This adheres to the no penis charter.

But a stiffened penis is also perfect for the shape of a banner.

Take the fat boob off, disgusting! I would think Gia would be as repulsed by that as I.

And the original, I can't tell what is going on either. Is she wiping cum from her butt hole?

I really liked my idea about a gaping ass hole replacing the "O" in Porn Talk. Simple, and classless.

Well, she's the one who added it to the rotation, so you're wrong there.

BTW, who are you again? We've been trying to solicit ideas from the regs. Not sure you qualify.

Suggestions from everyone are welcome. And no, we're not having a gaping asshole because you're disgusted by a tit.

"Gaped" buttholes are considered injured buttholes by the medicine establishment.

So are several posters on here.

Don't make me post undnyc's cock

Insulted anuses!

You are once again confusing human and whore. Eyes are not the window into whore souls, the gaped asshole is the window into a whore's soul. It is either dark and empty or full of shit.

Sometimes very red and angry too.

Dr. Bluecipher to the white courtesy telephone, Stat.

relax, it's not your granny?

It occurs to me that the aged ladies in pornography leave me with no impression but abject boredom and not of the disturbing/arousing electricity that good/awful pornography does horribly well. In a way I don't think it's possible to sexually degrade/humiliate old ladies in a way that is worth interest. Perhaps I feel about them how Jerkules feels about the younger pornography ladies, that they are less than human and soulless. And I have to admit part of me hates and is repulsed by and resentful of the aged and elderly.

Now I get it, okay. They are no longer attractive and they have no future to ruin. Simple. Please disregard the pointless and cretinous post above.

LOL!

Two words: India Summer

I see no titty banner, only a little blue box with a question mark. I see the banner with pills. Also get the little blue box under new releases.

Didja try clearing your cache? Anyone else getting this?

Not the banner, but the shartbox is gone if I use Internet Explorer. It's fine on Safari.

I use chrome and it's still there. Never ever use explorer.

Yeah, I have no problem with chrome, either.

The lack of toolbar flexibility/buttons on chrome pisses me off.

I was logged off and my avatar lost.

I don't see a banner anymore. Not that I care...

Again. It worked for a long time.

Works fine for me, but I have been having some slow response time. Anyone else having either of these problems?

I just get a box with a question mark in it. If I try to open the image on a new window, I get a message saying my browser can't connect to the server. This is the url for the image: http://s33.postimg.org/gl39hp9ov/new_banner_xpt.png

I get full color banner of xpt & titties clicking that link.

Which browsers are you guys using again?

Safari on a Mac for me.

^Ditto

Safari seems to be the only browser that has this problem. I'm 90% sure I don't have the permissions involved to fuck with this, and I'm 100% sure I Don't have the skills to do so even if I did. But I'll kick it upstairs (for all the good it will do).

Safari on IOS has the same problem. I wish it was Gia's tits with a starburst of pills around them like the flares of the sun but beggars can't be choosers.

I'm on Firefox and don't see the banner anymore either.