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Pretty wild assed forum but the links section on the home page is for shit. 80 percent dead. Needs updating badly.

Sponsored links use unsupported plug in. Seriously? Who the fuck is in charge of this Mongolian clusterfuck?

What's a "spider"?

Here is one link that works: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/

And the wheel goes round and round.
Spider v

Seriously the home page is terrible. UPDATE IT!

Is anyone gonna fix this post count bullshit? I'm seriously on the rag. Where the fuck is Moe Howard?

I'd like it to be fixed as well.

There's other issues besides these that didn't exist before, and which predate Gia being made admin: There's problems with using unique characters. There's problems with being able to cut & paste, even even internally from xpt, posts and images, (and even within the same thread).

We learned today that Sean just suckered Keli into selling LIB. If that's what held up fixing stuff, Okay. That was a worthwhile con, and well played. Again, congrats. You're clearly smarter than your grammar tells.

Can we get on this now?

Looks like the dead links have been removed. Good on XPT!
Edit: Nope. They're still there. The site has slowed down. Is someone working on it as we speak?

That's a good start. Let's see if the other tech issues get fixed. Thanks, Mr. Sensitive.

I had to edit my post. Look.

Glad I'm not the only guy speaking too soon this week, BDM.

^Yeah, I don't think he'll do it, either, but I figured I'd be polite for once.

Be good to get a new header and an easier way to post pics, although I assume the latter would require a revamp of the site.

Or simply reinstating the Old XPT Graemlins that were removed when Steve C ruined the board.

The one that projectile vomitted was my favourite. I miss that one.

I would've thought it was :drunky: but I miss 'em all.

:Jack off banana:

Pretty much all of these:

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=527904#Post527904

Thanks for moving my comment on emoticons here. Also the Quick Reply sucks, just lost my original post.

PS. Half the time I can't login either. Have to return the next day and I'm not even drunk. Anyone else have this problem?

It's not just the quick reply. If you tried to use the old emoticons by putting the url between img tags, it doesn't work 3/4 of the time. Nor any other c&p job most times.

Well, the Gag Factor site hasn't been updated for a month, so don't hold your breath about things getting fixed.

Who's in charge of this ship? It's taking on water.

Well, we tried to right the ship, but some paranoid freaks froke the fuck out about it, as you know.

Video posting never seems to work. I have to fuck around with the code for 5 minutes to get it to display.

Can someone please fix the fucking post count??????

How are you trying to post vids Claude? I never seem to have a problem.

Oooh, I'm loving my 9,000+ post count! So big! So powerful!

....all this and humility. Hell of a feller.

Obviously, my posts have depth and meaning to them. So much so, in fact, that XXXPT has chosen to preserve them for time immemorial. Thank you, XXXPT. I'm honoured.

@BD I try and use the post video tool in the full reply menu. It pops up with a window for you to post the Youtube code into but no matter what code I use it won't display as a video window in the post. Easier to just write the post code myself.

Can't imagine how a new user would mange to navigate all the broken links and posting tools to actually join and participate here.

Dang something ain't right. That was simple as pie. One of your browser settings?

Are you using the "media tag" button. That's what you want.

Any particular reason why you posted that particular clip as a test? It reminded me of The Electric Company.

The Acid Eaters XPT review.

I couldn't get that right either. Thankfully, as a mod you can use the HTML code to embed videos.

From what I'm hearing, if they can't figure out what went haywire, they would have to load the last back up and lose about 1 month worth of posts.

I think that's what Malice used to refer to as "Coding the Indexes".

Having surely lost 12K + posts permanently, and being resigned to it, I'll settle for fixing the special character glitch and getting back the old graemlins.

I use ubbthreads-dark, so I can't see most of the graemlins anyway.

I want my fucking post count back. I was about 1500 away from ten thou. Dammit!

Here's what it does, probably because I'm grabbing the address from youtube instead of a brower since I'm on a phone:
[video:youtube]https://youtu.be/k91WYulStck[/video]

Once I edit it.

Those satanic 70s bitches are cute as fuck.

All of us are property of JM Productions.

Since all the posts are still visible and readable through Profile -> View User posts, there's gotta be a way to count 'em that way and re-jigger the counter. Might need taking it offline for a day, or, coding them damn indexes, as it was called.

Yeah, I wanna be Jesus again.

At least the old Jesuses (Jesui???) should get a custom user title until it gets fixed. Uber Jesus?

The post crucified?

^LOL

The actual posts are still there. So It's easy to figure out the number of posts prior to the date of the glitch. Just go to user posts and multiply the number of pages by the number of posts per page, up to the date of the glitch. I could probably total up all the regs like that in a couple of hours.

What little I know about code, I figure it would be easier to re-write, say, the top 20 posters' counts than to take the whole board offline, which, as Jerky says, would also mean we lose all the last months' posts. And meanwhile, use the numbers in the custom title, like "Super jesus +9,457 posts" or something like that.


Beats things staying as they are.

Also, and thanks to Claude for reminding me, What do we want to replace that horrible fucking banner that Steve C. dumped on us. I have, somewhere, the old Whores Degraded Daily banner, but Jeff wanted that down during his trial. I looked for the "Relax it's Not Your Daughter" banner, but all I got was pictures of Ceara.

We should replace that shit, but with what? You guys got any ideas?

I'll think of something over the weekend. 🎉

I appreciate your all's attention to this.

No problem BDM. Just created a formula in excel and plugged in the numbers. Got halfway through my initial list and will finish after I make Frittata. Too hot to do it yesterday so I'm doing it this AM while it's still bearable.

Edit: Never Mind. UNDNYC fixed 'em.

New design updates, pervs. Hope you like it.

Nice work, dude. Maybe the edti, reply, etc. buttons at the bottom of the posts should be shaded grey as well, like the previous topic, index, next topic buttons are shaded immediately below the last post. But otherwise, it beats that yellow, mustard-ish color that looked a lot like someone's Dijon Dungeon.

The site looks way better. Thanks for the new banner and other design changes. Everything looks a lot better already.

Great. Im glad you guys like it.

New theme looks great but you should still add tags for YouTube, url, img and what not. That would be the biggest improvement. I assume it would take a major overhaul to a newer version of phpbb though.

I think the marriage to this software is the ad space in the margins. If it wasn't for the ads, I'd just chip in to upgrade to xenforo, which makes tags moot, because you can just cut and paste links and it will automatically embed media from youtube to vine to tweets to imgur albums.

I'll see if that can be done.

It is $140 for the license and 1 yr of support.

That's very nice of you

Also if we're reporting weird issues when I first tried to quote Gia all of the sudden her comments was inside like four quote boxes

That's a new one by me. Is that before or after hitting Submit? Also, were you posting on your phone or on a computer?

Doing this on my phone. Not having this issue. Weird.

^ I meant Fat Bloody Fingers. Problem's on his end. What are you posting on, dude?

Chuck, your screen still too wide?

If you refuse to go with this excellent banner then I propose the point of view of a lady during an upsidedown head throat fucking. Gravity defying scrotum leaping "skyward" dead center framed on either side by hairy thighs. And perhaps the hint of inverted lights and other equiptment behind the giant scrotum.

iPhone with Safari. Accidentally had returned the cursor to the start of the sentence. I thought maybe it was an accidental copy and paste but it only repeated the [quote][/quote] nested inside each other with her text in the middle not repeated? I don't fucking know

Yeah. Safari browser on a MacBook Pro.

The old header/banner is still visible on the screen that leads to the forum/message board. Did this banner also get updated or is it waiting the final version of the banner? Cleared all caches and tried the site with Chrome, IE, Mozilla and Edge.

I need a way to get into that part. I don't think Jeff has a new webmaster yet and not sure if TRPWL has access.

We've always had a YouTube tag. 5th box from the left.

Ah I see thanks

Ah, AOK.

Some updated links would be cool as well. I'd like to see some links to get rare dvds and the like. Diabolik comes to mind. Alternative Cinema and such.

Same design, but with free fonts. Dude does good work:

It don't stretch the page no more.

OK is anyone having a problem with being returned to the forum automatically after posting a pic. Mine has stopped working completely.

Instead of the thread?

Yeah back to the thread. Sorry that wasn't clear. It just stays on the you will be returned page.

Not getting it in Chrome. What's your Browser, BDM?

BDM is using Netscape on a monochrome Wang computer.

That new? I'm surprised his computer isn't personally signed by Samuel F. B. Morse.

Nah Morse code and DOS looks whacked.
Firefox cause lately Chrome has been flakey as hell for me.

I also use Firefox cause Chrome is a RAM hog and was fucking up my work email.

[Beavis} heh heh heh...you said wang. [/Beavis]

Chico? He dead.

Chico said that Haley still hasn't gotten over him holding the pillow over her face while "giving her some candy for baby".

I asked Chico if he still had any drugs on him he could share. He's as cheap as Iron but at least he didn't demand that I give up the ass.

And people think the afterlife is all about forgiveness.

Wasn't Chico accused of pistol whipping Haley? Can't even keep his story straight after he's dead.

Getting an image not found box for the header.

Works fine for me. Didja clear the cache?

not working here either. MS Edge/IE

Seems fixed now.

God damnit

replace the slanted apostrophes with straight ones. Same for quotes.