Coco Loco Says People Get Cancer For A Reason

She Talks To God

She oughta run for office with this as her platform:

Complete lack of compassion, god complex, she is really embracing the Narcissist Personality Disorder prognosis I gave on LIB. Certainly more entertaining for us that she embraced it, rather than accept that porn parody guy's offer of $500 to start therapy.

I am also glad the Coco Loco nickname is getting some use.

Coco Loco is soon to become a Tee-shirt

You got my address.

lol yes, and wear it proudly

Uhh, you guys know there is an already famous Coco Loco. it's Brujeria's logo.

Coco Loco:

^^^Never heard 'em. Never heard of them. But any band that uses Luke Ford's severed head as its logo has to be doing something right.

I'm at my bf's house. He saw this thread and whipped out the cd. He said it's good, but it's not a real band.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brujeria_(band)

If you were at my house I would whip something out too and it wouldn't be a CD.

He is right. It's a joke band. they are fun anyway.

Well, joke or not, what's their gripe against L_ke? Is Mike Albo a member or something?

i dont speak or read Spanish...so our Coco Loco trademark is still in play...

And you live in Texas?

yeap....fuck that..this is THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA they try and speak that shyt to me i walk away..wanna live here, learn english

Oh, I agree. I've simply never met a Texan who couldn't speak Spanish.

Now if we could get our neighbors to the North to speak English as well, we'd be in business.

Wow. We should blame Lenny Dykstra. If he only paid her with a bottle of Haldol instead of a rubber check she might have been ok.

she's doing just fine. i wholeheartedly believe that monica was gifted with the insight(no lazy eye jokes..fuckers)to peer into the porn abyss and catch glimpses into the matrix and then report back with her findings.

mark my words..before you know it she'll be tearing a hole in what we deem "porn reality" and shooting ones and zeros straight up the inter-trons five hole.

It's a shame really. For a black girl I may have let her suck my dick.

i have no problem with the effects that the wine and solitude have caused. it's like an isolation tank except with a twitter feed and web cam.

Give her a handful of Tropical Skittles and tell her they are anti-psychotics. Your dream will come true.

You do that chop yourself Coco Loco, or a fanboi send it to you? If you did it yourself, its pretty funny. Good Job.

She needs a tinfoil hat and a T-shirt asking for daddy to love her again but without his penis unless he can afford her fee.

Family discounts. For some tough love on a budget.

If you give her another handful of Tropical Skittles from the same bag right in front of her and tell her it's Prozac you could probably get anal.

For the auteurs among videographers, Panzer could sponsor equipment and location like roofies and a storage unit in exchange for the rights to post it on something like DeliriousEnemaHoneys.com. Plastic sheeting and a chainsaw more and it's getting all snuffy-toughy.

I was bored and went to her blog. She's trying to make like her porn career was a religious campaign of self sacrifice for Christianity. I wonder how much Jesus pockets from whoring her black ass out? I wonder why she didn't turn the other cheek when Lenny Dykstra stiffed her with a rubber check?

Somebody please let us know if the joint KKK/Israeli/Jamaican assassination squad/bobsled team does kill her so we can say she died for our sins?

An entrepreneur featured in the documentary American Pimp considered laying a hand on a whore to be most unelegant and favored psychological control. With the man upstairs as her pimp, it's going to get sacrificial sooner or later. There's hope.

I can't think of too many things more sacrilegious or tempting of God than a whore pretending to champion not whoring while staying a whore and making a profit form the championing thing. [clear as mud but I'm going with that] :-)

bdm...who'd you vote for?. think about that for a minute and then add that to your list of things more sacrilegious etc...

in other news...life aint fair and you dont always get what you deserve.

Mmmmmm not completely following the reasoning here but I damned sure didn't vote for Odumbass and hated myself for having to vote for McCain. There's got to be some convoluted irony in all that but I'm too sleepy to discern it. Now who would you vote for between Lubben and Foster for silliest whore pretending not to be a whore ?

you were concerned about a public figure falsely championing a cause and playing to the masses.

and i didn't really need a name btw. thanks though.

you're welcome....as much as usual anyway ! :-)

I think Monica needs psychiatric help to guide her in the right direction. She is obviously gifted in some ways, but her fixation on the porn industry is dragging her down.

She needs to leave all this porn drama behind and find something else to do. If she needs to move back home for a while, then DO THAT. She never got that big of a porn profile, so its possible she may be able to make a clean break.

Monica is a very pretty girl and I don't like seeing her talk crazy shit like this.

You did have to vote for McCain. President Obama was pretty much the clear choice -- even for undecided folks. Why are you calling our President "Odumbass"? Please don't tell me you couldn't vote for him because ... well you know.

P.S. - That's twice now where you've surprised me, backdoorman. Again, I set you apart from some of the bigotry here, but maybe I was premature in that.

Great job trying to make every thread on here about you darkie.

Monica's narcissism, causes her to alienate those close to her, that is probably the reason she keeps away from family and has no friends.

She more than likely shuns meds, because they deaden the "gifted" parts of her brain too. Also, seeking help would be admitting having a problem, big earth shaking no no for her type.

Chuck should twitter with her about the 12 steps, and try to nudge the bitch past denial.

I called Obama that due to his policies not his skin color. You should know me better than that Tri. I knew McCain couldn't possibly win but liked his experience better. You're right I didn't have to vote at all but that's not an option for me personally.
edit: and you have offended the ghost of Chester Burnett !

Dammit !

LMAO

Yes i heard the bobsled team was in the mix now as well