Tanner Mayes
Tanner Mayes. Sweet teen perfection wrapped up in drum-tight skin dipped in cocoa butter and goodness. I am officially done as of this moment. There is NO ONE hotter than Tanner.
Thanks for the memories and the mammaries, porn industry. It was nice knowing ya.
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/01/08 01:04 PM
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There is NO ONE hotter than Tanner.
Thanks for the memories and the mammaries, porn industry. It was nice knowing ya.
Glad you finally saw the light of day with this one and booked. She's a definite rarity in porn's sea of skanks.
Let us now PRAY that mom doesn't pull a DeBelly or Desi and start trying to get herself booked for scenes too.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/01/08 01:24 PM
Dirty pics, please...
Posted by: charin
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/01/08 01:44 PM
Tanner Mayes just did a good Gag Factor (28) scene.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: Icetech
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/01/08 03:43 PM
wow... she looks so sweet.. how long til shes all tats and bad half blonde/half black dye job?
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/01/08 03:52 PM
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Dirty pics, please...
Holy fuck. I just did a Freeones search of her. She's in the 'too pretty for porn' category for sure. How the fuck did a girl this smoking get roped into sucking parolee cock? She could rock a solo site and make bank no problem...
Posted by: turningblue
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/01/08 07:15 PM
Sweet baby Jesus hot
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/01/08 10:13 PM
Posted by: Y~T
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/01/08 11:56 PM
Oh my lawd that is one fine whore.
High stroke value. Well done sir.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/02/08 08:43 AM
Tanner will be and should be a huge success in porn. And I LOVE her outfit and lingerie. TEAM TANNER!!!!!!
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/02/08 09:29 AM
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Spent a little time with this this morning....
ClipHunter
After watching that clip and seeing the cumshot, with this cute little girl smiling so happily as this degenrate old fuck jizz on her cute grille, it is obvious this young little girl grew up watching porn, was both desinsitized and turne don by this watching, and now thinks that wearing a man's reproductive fluids is the embodiment of sexiness. I wonder what she BLEW the paycheck on that she received for this filthy spectacle?
Posted by: Cumwhipper
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/02/08 02:13 PM
Tanner is spectacular.
Now, how long will it be before the first douchebag complains about her little "Just Love Me" tattoo, claiming she's "tainted"? LMAO!
Posted by: Spunko
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/02/08 02:20 PM
nubs.
She could be Brooke Burke's love child. Nice one.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/02/08 06:20 PM
Very good catch BI, I have nothing negative to say about her.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/02/08 09:38 PM
I am mailing out the wedding invitations tomorrow. Do you spell it "nuptials" or "nuptuals?" Also, what are nuptials?
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Also, what are nuptials?
It's nuptials. And what they are is a lifetime of unhappiness and little sex. 
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/02/08 11:21 PM
I see.......well, thank you for defining that for me. I was misinformed by the people with whom I attend Church. Now, I don't want to discourage anyone from sending in a wedding gift. I am registered at Le Sex Shoppe on Sherman Way in Canoga Park.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 01:09 PM
I think I'll send her a $50.00 gift card from her local pharmacy. She will need it after her first breakout.
Posted by: Nugent
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 02:18 PM
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I offer you these priceless photos in return for nothing other than your eternal gratitude.
On a personal note, I wish to inform you that her feet came out of those cowboy boots sockless, bare, and delicious.
Fuck you Brandon. I fucking hate when you put up these godamn pics of barely post-pubescent nymphs sucking cock for cash and spreading their until recently pristine and virginal holes for a bunch of perverts to jack off to! Okay, that's the jealousy talking. Do keep up the good work. She's a bonafide boner inducing hottie. Kudos. Bastard.
Posted by: Hyde
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 02:27 PM
She's aight. Cute as any other socal mallrat I guess, but nothing to get Sasha Grey about. We'll see how she looks after the botched titjob.
Posted by: Nugent
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 02:34 PM
Sasha Grey is beyond overrated
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 06:45 PM
I'll have everyone know that Tanner and I had a scintillating conversation about structuralism versus post-structuralism. She is a darker shade of Grey and will appear in next April's Rolling Stone and Tiger Beat. No one has accomplished this.
The little scamp even asked me if I would like a drink of hemlock....you know, just like Socrates drank....before he died....?? What are you, a bunch of illiterate dummies who don't read philosophy books?
You guys are so bourgeois. I wish I could stay and educate you but I Kant.....hehehehehe.....Immanuel Kant...? He wrote the Critique of Practical Reason. No? I give up. You people are not on my level.
See how smart I am! Do you see?? I'm not posing....it's real....REAL!!
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 08:20 PM
BI sounds like there's a real love connection here - did you hint at another date w/ her, or did she give you the "I really like you as a friend" brush off as she was wiping her mouth and removing her sponge?
If there is a second date I think you should use the opportunity to kick off the new "Mall Brats" line; do some pre-scene banter into the camera outside the place, then go in where lil' PW is pretending to be shopping, do the fake pick-up and then cut to the makeshift mall store set for the fluid exchange.
Yes gimmicks are silly, but hey, if the bang bus and pizza delivery boy sites of the world are making money on theirs, why not. Most guys have been to a mall and had a chest-clutching moment when some genetic miracle walked by.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 09:18 PM
I am slowing down in my old age. I was stalking her as quickly as I could but she seemed to lose me somewhere on the freeway. I need those anti-glare glasses that scream out "Geriatric cane-user coming through!"
The eyes are going.....everything is getting darker....darker....
Posted by: Choda Boy
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 10:05 PM
Check out these shots of her.
Looks like she's been up all night hittin' the
crack pipe. 
Posted by: damaged
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 10:54 PM
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Check out these shots of her.
Looks like she's been up all night hittin' the crack pipe.
What's with the bruises? Bitch be juggling da pipe or getting a smackdown...either way that looks like a long, rough night on a young body. 
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 11:16 PM
I should be so lucky to end up like Sir Richard Nasty. He gambles, boozes, and carouses like the man of leisure he is. Good for that fish and chip eater, I say. Good for the Nastyman.
As for Tanner, I've never seen her hit the pipe. As the pic in the 3rd post from the top of this page shows, though, she has licked the pipe and sucked the pipe. There is no other evidence.
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 11:28 PM
Speaking of Dick Nasty...is this Gene Ross story true?
adultfyi gossip on dick nasty Sgt Schultz writes: I heard a rumor today that everyone's favorite dirty old man, Dick Nasty, had returned to England after his long, successful, and much-lauded porn career in the States.
(con't)
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/03/08 11:40 PM
Let me set the record straight. Sir Richard Nasty is my envoy in England searching for new talent. I am not joking. I am going international.
Posted by: Porno Dan
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/04/08 12:08 AM
She is great to work with. We shot her for three scenes in Florida and in three more in LA.
She has a great potential, as good as anyone else as I have seen in quite awhile.
All she needs to do is move out here and make a few changes in her life.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/04/08 12:43 AM
I think she needs a strong father figure in her life. Someone who is around 40....able to give her the discipline she needs.....as well as a shoulder to cry on.....someone with life experience.
Who could that be??
Posted by: superloads
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/04/08 03:26 AM
She needs Max Hardcore.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/05/08 03:04 AM
Posted by: superloads
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/05/08 03:13 AM
I'm positive her diet will consist of a "half and half" after leaving your crib.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/05/08 08:18 AM
Cute feet, it's like she's walking on sunshine.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/05/08 02:06 PM
If I had to say anything negative about this little angel, it would be that her feet lack the sweat glands that other people possess. She took off her shoes and socks yesterday and her size 7s went directly to my mouth.
Nothing.
Just flesh.
A little warm, as if sun-kissed on a beach in the south of France......but lacking in overall zest and aroma.
I think this proves that no one is perfect, not even Tanner. It bothers me so much I think that I can only see her another 50 or 60 times.
On a personal note, she told me her mustard-yellow toes are some sort of "sign" to me.....I don't get it.....what could she mean?
Posted by: shinysideup
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/05/08 02:48 PM
very nice. i'd give her a '10' but those yellow tips are a disaster.
i like her 'ibt's' but what the hell is she doing with a bra?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/06/08 01:48 AM
I don't like yellow tips on anyone. It always looks like they have hep c.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/06/08 02:18 AM
Give the gift that keeps giving.
BI spreads the love.
Little cauliflowers bloom everywhere.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/06/08 02:20 AM
Nah, the cauliflower one is a type of hpv.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/06/08 02:37 AM
Gia is correct
HPV is just one of
BI's gifts to whores
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/06/08 03:28 AM
I give my time....my love.....my life. Oh, I give. I give until I can't give anymore.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/06/08 03:33 AM
Brandon Iron's "Vegetarian School Girls"...
Thank me later.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/06/08 03:49 AM
Sir, you have no idea what kind of fucked-up-hooker shit I got coming for you. I am in fully blown self-mutilation nirvana these days. It's getting ugly......
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/06/08 09:54 AM
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I don't like yellow tips on anyone. It always looks like they have hep c.
I wouldn't do it, but it looks okay on her, she's young, dumb and full of cum, what do you expect. She even did her fingernails the same way instead of just doing a solid color or a frenchie.
The feet are actually cute though sans the polish.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/10/08 09:30 AM
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I think she needs a strong father figure in her life. Someone who is around 40....able to give her the discipline she needs.....as well as a shoulder to cry on.....someone with life experience.
Who could that be??
Me
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/10/08 01:20 PM
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I think she needs a strong father figure in her life. Someone who is around 40....able to give her the discipline she needs.....as well as a shoulder to cry on.....someone with life experience.
Who could that be??
Me
heh
Well played Boss..
Raperface, fucken shut it.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/10/08 08:58 PM
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Did I mention he was saying horrible things about you behind your back?
The worst thing I can say is that I would like to put out 2 titles per month....TWO!!!
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/10/08 11:51 PM
I had to kill the thingies. Bleach or acid were required....and I didn't have acid.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/11/08 03:38 PM
Paperchase = Lambda
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/11/08 04:24 PM
Raperface...
Posted by: Icetech
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/11/08 04:28 PM
hahahah love that movie:)
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/11/08 06:37 PM
Like I fucken care what you say much less remember it.
Posted by: Vice Admiral
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/14/08 11:23 PM
I just saw Tanner Mayes in Gag Factor 28. She's really cute, and good golly, can she suck a cock. Does Tanner do anal? And more importantly, does Tanner do coke or meth? If so, I have a proposition for young Tanner.
Posted by: River Rat
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/17/08 08:46 AM
Just read on her website tannermays.com that she would be up for a bukkake Jake or Brandon please jump on that
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/17/08 11:50 AM
I tried to hire her for covermyface.com but was priced out of the market. Sorry.
Posted by: ericjover
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/26/08 07:21 PM
Nice. She's a stone cold teen fox. Definitely will shoot her in January.
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I tried to hire her for covermyface.com but was priced out of the market. Sorry.
Brandon, can i ask, what dollar amount would she want for it.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/29/08 02:01 AM
I don't like to quote rates. Tanner is worth millions and once I earn it, I'll give her every penny. I'm trying to run this thing more like a business than an addiction now.
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/29/08 12:05 PM
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Nice. She's a stone cold teen fox. Definitely will shoot her in January.
Tanner Mayes reminds me of what you might get if you took Gabriella Fox (Digital Playground teen contract girl) and stripped the eye shadow, bad boob job and contract girl attitude.
Tanner did at least 2 Amateur Allures as "Evangeline".
<<3 small samples of her available here ...>>
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/29/08 09:25 PM
I never see the point of changing a woman's stage name. Chelsie Rae is "Gerri" on Amateur Allure. Why? Everyone knows her as Chelsie. She has a following. What advantage would there be to calling her something else?
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/29/08 09:56 PM
They're not in the business of promoting little missy's following but rather their own. They change the girl's name to create the illusion of exclusivity. Then the girl is someone new to get excited about - "their" discovery, because after all their site is all about new faces. They think the pixel-perfect photos with the played out boka effect + macro ring light are superior to all other mere mortals, that making 4 megabyte image files available shows they were HD before HD. They fly private and roll all-white like
Archangel.
Then again you should already know that since we're the same person? Let me know what trouble we got into in San Diego, and whether I need worry.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/30/08 02:44 AM
San Diego was a breath of fresh, sea-salt air. Enjoyed Coronado, the House of Blues, Ghiradelli's, Sea World, and the trolley tour. Good times.
Posted by: intheno
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/30/08 08:57 AM
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I don't like to quote rates. Tanner is worth millions and once I earn it, I'll give her every penny. I'm trying to run this thing more like a business than an addiction now.
Now why should be any different from most producers?
I LOVE Amateur Allure. They always make the girls look great!! Whoever does the makeup for them is terrific.
And, it's all about the EYES on AA. Since I'm in love with eyes, I find this "alluring".
Brandon likes 'em raw and real [possibly doesn't want to pay for make-up, but whatever].
I like them both ways. Natural OR made up pretty, white-collar profession..
I don't like them made up all whory.
Natural girls turn me on.
Pretty, white-collar girls turn me on.
Painted whores turn me off.
[P.S. I also seem to like girls as "elves"
]
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/30/08 03:23 PM
I
somewhat agree with you on AA. When they shoot a girl who's obviously a non-pro, it's the bomb. When they shoot someone like Courtney Simpson who got turned the fuck out by Max and just slap a new name on her, it's fucking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak. He also needs to get down more with two broads.
PS: This is my fave gal he ever shot: Wicked body, big titties (kinda like Eve Lawrence) and I never saw her anywhere else.
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When they shoot someone like Courtney Simpson who got turned the fuck out by Max and just slap a new name on her, it's fucking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak.
Didn't care for "Grace", eh?
I had the "benefit" of seeing her on AA BEFORE I saw any of her other stuff.
I thought the scene with her doing her father was a bit much for me.
Some girls actually have the same name there and elsewhere [Madison Monroe, for example].
Don't recognize your "fave", but then again I'm partial to light-eyed blondes. What was her AA name? I'll check if I have her scene.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Tanner Mayes - 12/30/08 04:41 PM
nanet. I also really liked Cameron. He's shot a few that are mainstream now who I like (madison scott, Samantha Sin) but I always felt he was trying to pull a fast one...
Cameron is nice.
Nanet I don't know. I don't have her. I'll have to keep an eye out ...
