Every man must leave a legacy. For some, it's a son or daughter. For others, a lifetime of good deeds and service to others. Mine will be this thread detailing the tender folds of female roast beef lips and the kinky wrinkles surrounding anal tunnels to Colontown. Some of you may look at these images and wonder, "Why?" I say these holes are miracle workers. They fill a void within each of us. "But how can a hole fill a void?" you ask. "You have just taken the first step, my friend. The first step."
I ask only for you to keep an open mind....but not as open as some gapers. Please keep your minds three quarters as open as the gapers, please.
Thank you. Without further interruption, I give you.....STARFISH AND HONEYPOTS: A ROGUE'S GALLERY OF PUSSIES, POOPERS, AND ROADMAPS TO THE PLEASUREDOME. Enjoy.
Addison Cain
Alex Love
Aliana Love
Bobbi Starr
Brianna Beach
Brooke Taylor
Chastity Lynn
Crystal Crown
Elli Foxx
Franceska
Gabriella Romano
Hannah Santana
Thank you for your service to mankind, Mr. Iron. The downside is, you've presented so many fine candidates of places to deposit a large bump of cocaine before snuffling it all up. You bastard.
Interesting pics, some very nice, some not so nice, lots of busted up nails. What is it with longs and shorts on the same hands?, or no manicures at all or even no nails at all? Huntley and Jenny come to mind.
The most interesting part of the collection, for me, was the Fort Knox-like sphincter of Addison Cain juxtaposed with Tawni Ryden's anal vortex which is soon to become a brown, not black, hole sucking all the light of the universe into it. Both are equally beautiful. However, one is meant for peaceful purposes while the other will end life as we know it. It is said that "shit happens" but when a reverse shit "happens" it will be the death of all of us.
Does it come as a surprise to anyone that Smell of Anus would like this thread? I would like to invite Gia Jordan to contribute a photo of her goodies. This thread must take on a life of its own.
Today's anus du jour is Miss Kyanna Lee.
Waste Removal area:
Exactly! Volume 1 of EVERYBODY POOPS....AND HERE'S WHERE THEY DO IT comes out just in time for Christmas. Check amazon.com starting December 1st or login to www.brandoniron.com for your discount coupon.
I am working on volume 2 as we speak. It features high-end lingerie, too. The working title is POOPY LONGSTOCKING. This will be followed by the european shots of TURTLE HEADS but I need to find a distributor for that one. It is -- uh -- explicit and not for the faint of heart. Some guy named Ira Isaacs put in an advance order already.
Page 1 features the lovely pink sphinc of Miss Deena Daniels.
As beautiful as her derriere is, Deena's major problem is that she acts like a rock star when she gets multiple loads on her face. "Look at me! Look at my jizz-soaked face! I know how to get guys off." BLAH BLAH BLAH!! Yes, Deena. You are a beauty. So are many other women but you don't see them taking pics of their bukkakeed bodies for men to jack off to. Get over your own inflated sense of self-worth and try volunteering for some deserving organization, please. Would curing cancer be too much to ask, Spermface? Men have feelings, too, you know. We don't like being used for our seed, you greedy groping groupie.
Quote: Every man must leave a legacy. For some, it's a son or daughter. For others, a lifetime of good deeds and service to others. Mine will be this thread detailing the tender folds of female roast beef lips and the kinky wrinkles surrounding anal tunnels to Colontown. Some of you may look at these images and wonder, "Why?" I say these holes are miracle workers. They fill a void within each of us. "But how can a hole fill a void?" you ask. "You have just taken the first step, my friend. The first step."
I ask only for you to keep an open mind....but not as open as some gapers. Please keep your minds three quarters as open as the gapers, please.
Thank you. Without further interruption, I give you.....STARFISH AND HONEYPOTS: A ROGUE'S GALLERY OF PUSSIES, POOPERS, AND ROADMAPS TO THE PLEASUREDOME. Enjoy
Do you do that off the top of your head? Thats a great mission statement, well put.
I have done research on the hair vs. no-hair debate that was overshadowed for the past 2 years by the chin-wagging of Obama and McCain. The data clearly shows that the hair allows delicate aromas, textures, and flavours to be preserved and savoured.
I appreciate a hairy female asshole as much as a shaved one. You should, too.
My self-funded research has extended for more than 11 years. So much has been learned, yet so much more remains to be discovered. A portion of each purchase of the SHE IS HALF MY AGE series goes towards further research. I know that times are tight, as are many of the subjects of my study, but it must continue with protological urgency. Now I can't afford to make a bunch of ads like those do-gooders at the Salvation Army or the United Way. All I can do is show you the dingleberried fruits of my labor and ask you to do the right thing the next time you are shopping at your favorite adult superstore.
To get our porn ladies in the holiday spirit, I am offering complimentary prostate exams to all women 18-25. Out of respect for those with latex allergies, rubber gloves will not be used. Reserve your place today. Priority given to models nominated for Best New Starlet.
In other news, I am extremely dismayed by what is coming out next month from JM Productions. They are complicit in the release of HOOKERS AND BLOW #3. This piece of crap contains the following disturbing and highly unerotic imagery. Said imagery must be removed immediately in accordance with GAPES (Generally Accepted Protocol of Erotic Sinema (sic)).
I CALL UPON THE MANAGEMENT OF JM PRODUCTIONS TO REMOVE THESE ASSHOLE-DISTORTING CUMFARTS IMMEDIATELY. THIS SLIPPERY SLOPE IS CAUSED MAINLY BY ALL THE WASTED SEMEN AND IT IS THE FIRST SIGN OF YOUR COMPANY FREEFALLING IN CONJUNCTION WITH OUR ECONOMY.
STOP THE MADNESS BEFORE A VEIN BURSTS IN THESE CREAMED COLONS.
Keep it clean, JM. No need for messy anal creampies.
Witness Angela Winter's beautiful, unmolested bottom.
Notice the absence of foul cum spewing from Jasmine Black's normal-sized anus from HOOKERS AND BLOW #3.
Jasmine, who lives in Budapest, reminds you that if you need a Ford, get it at Galpin. And, please, no more anal creampies. In fact, no more anal, period. Be the change you seek in the world. That's Gandhi, fuckheads, not Obama. It is a little-known fact that Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi was against the irresponsible use of the anal creampie. His nonviolent civil disobedience was a response to the dirty English sodomizing his Indian sisters and leaving more than tea and crumpets behind. His assasination in January 1948 cleared the way for the "anything goes" period of 1950s India. Tsk. Tsk. Had he lived, he would have punched you in your face to teach you the meaning of nonviolence. So stop ejaculating in women's assholes already.
Jasmine... *pant* I once dated a spitting image of her but with smaller breasts - nuthin but trouble. When were you actually over there shooting this group?
Also do you ever run into Dylan on the occasional euro trips? Wonder what his story is - seems like got so drunk with prague and budapest whore love that he just never came back.
I spent a month in Budapest and Prague back in April. Joe Blow and I had a great time and we shot many good scenes.
In Prauge, I met up for a drink with Dylan and he is doing very well for himself. He is involved in production and an AIM-style clinic. He is enjoying life in the Czech Republic.
When bad things happen to good poopers. Who knew you could give a purple nurple to an anus?
Nothing bad has ever happened to this righteous rump.
Sweet sassy molassy.....perfection to the eyes, fingers, and nose.
I've been taking my sweet time smelling the roses...and the rosebuds.
SHE IS HALF MY AGE #6 cannot come out fast enough. Yes, this fine young lady takes an anal creampie courtesy of Joe Blow. She also gives me an incredible blowjob that ends with her eating a load that is made up of 95% pure lust. I'm done. It can't get better than this. It simply can't.
Quote: When bad things happen to good poopers. Who knew you could give a purple nurple to an anus?
See they are grapes, and where the fuck are her fingernails? BI throw her an extra 30.00 to get acrylics will ya. Stop being so fucking Jewish. And what is that tattoo? Arizona, Florida or Tennessee??
I do not appreciate your comments about my heritage and offer Juicy Pearl's juicy holes as a reply. For your information, that tattoo outlines the state of bliss. Perhaps you've heard of it. I've been there many, many times.
Pantied pussy:
Unpantied:
".....and so it is, your Honour, that I submit to the Court that the hair on this young woman's ass is equal to the hair around my frank and beans. The only reasonable conclusion one can draw, of course, is that she is a yeti. I rest my case and request a 15 minute recess so I can beat off to Exhibit A."
Sometimes you stare into the abyss and sometimes Steve Holmes stares back into you as he fucks hot euro babes.
When will this man stop taking checks for something the rest of us would gladly do for free?
Seeing starfish? Feeling hypnotized by baited bungholes? Take a load off....right on Bella Blue's porcelein-smooth feet. Then watch her enjoy her lunch. Now her tummy is a sticky honeypot. Ironic or funny? You decide.
Re: Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife??? - 11/19/0809:19 PM
Sierra "Shovel Tongue" Snow proves that pussies are for...well, pussies. Sometimes. Like now. When you want to blow a load on her toes and watch her eat it.
what do you mean...? Do you wanna know if I'm setting around in my underware... rubbing vaslene on my nipples, eating pussy, what...? More details, brutha...?
Jordin Skye. You may try to work your way around the rules of porn, sweetheart, but there is no loophole in poophole. Spread those cheeks and show us our #1 and #2 priorities.
that yeti bitch is fucking awful. i dont even know what I'd do if I unwrapped a chick and she had that furburger. Well, 1st I'd puke, then I'm not sure what I'd do.
Quote: that yeti bitch is fucking awful. i dont even know what I'd do if I unwrapped a chick and she had that furburger. Well, 1st I'd puke, then I'm not sure what I'd do.
Not fuck it. That's for sure. Blech.
Back in the day, it all was like that. Good times.
Cora Cummings teaches us how to do a one-man DP.
When you cannot decide which hole to take, try 'em both on for size and decide which one you like best.
Miss Alana James. 20 years old. Virgin bunghole. I sampled the inner labia, if you will, or her butt. I realize I don't know what I am talking about but I am trying to discuss the proper term for the never-suntanned flesh that is constantly staring at the ground and/or the inner sanctum of panties. Be that as it may, I can inform all Readers that the first few inner millimeters of Alana's dirtbox are delicious. She was hesitant, yes. She jumped a bit like a skittish colt having a bridle put on its head for the very first time. And why shouldn't Alana budge a nudge? It was the first time a man 20 years her senior was probing her o-ring in the same way a pig sniffs for truffles. Sadly, no truffles were waiting for my snout so I closed the back door and went out.
Her first day in porn will be memorable not for the load that she swallowed but for the overall perviness of having a dude inspect her asshole orally. It was not covered in the model release.
Model. Release. That's what I am talking about.
I have now obtained my brown belt in Perversion. Oh Sensai of Salaciousness, let me go. Make me normal again. Prevent me from looking at tight young butts and seeing their assholes as little exhaust pipes. It's as if I want to commit sexual suicide by wrapping my wet-with-anticipation lips around that ring of fire that burns my sense of right and wrong. I am a fume-following freak teetering on the brink of shit-eating madness.
ANALINGUS IS WRONG!! I ask for the power to say that out loud each time I start to circle that circle in buzzardlike fashion. Carrion? Hardly! It's alive with lust and pinkness and velvety smoothness. Carry on!
Now, seriously, if anyone has any advice on how to kick an addiction to eating women's butts, please let me know. I am one step away from getting counselling. Please help me before I follow through on my plans of putting out JM Productions first face-sitting fetish movie.
Quote: that yeti bitch is fucking awful. i dont even know what I'd do if I unwrapped a chick and she had that furburger. Well, 1st I'd puke, then I'm not sure what I'd do.
Not fuck it. That's for sure. Blech.
You haven't lived until you have pulled female pubes from between your teeth in an incense and sex filled room after a dozen beers a hit of acid and several joints. Flashback !!!!!
Steph: she likes to move it, move it.
You: you like to eat it, eat it.....smell it, smell it.....lick it, lick it.
Is that a meaty taint or what? Seriously, it looks like it's on steroids.
Coming soon in SHE IS HALF MY AGE #8, Angelina Crow's winking sphincter. Enjoy.
Before:
During:
After:
The cumfart she expelled was disgusting and reeked of shame.
Black Friday. Cyber Monday. Fuck 'em!
I give you Starfish Saturday. Enjoy the rimerrific rosebud of my bud Valentina Rossi. To see her sodomized, please ignore your temptation to find SHE IS HALF MY AGE #8 on a file-sharing site. Just buy it or rent it when it comes out.
Crouching Hooker, Hidden Penis
Cindy Dollar. I wish her stage name reflected her rate.
Seeing her DPed in SHE IS HALF MY AGE #8 caused tears to drip down my cheek in perfect unison to the lube dripping down hers. Was my eye shitting and her ass crying? It all depends on your perception of reality.
It's like saying she is a european version of Alexis Texas. Call her Alexis Budapestas. Perception. Of. Reality.
Always ask for permission before you plumb your thumb.
More importantly, never pull out a finger and immediately smell it. This will make you a weirdo in her eyes. I suggest doing the scratch-the-itch-just-below-my-nose manouver. It has worked for me time and time again.
Note the symetry between Kaylee Hunter's body and mine. We are like South America and Africa. My pot belly lurches forward while her bubble butt nestles itself towards my loins. In my own small way, I am uniting continents. It takes a village, people. It does not take the Village People.
Quote: Always ask for permission before you plumb your thumb. More importantly, never pull out a finger and immediately smell it. This will make you a weirdo in her eyes. I suggest doing the scratch-the-itch-just-below-my-nose manouver. It has worked for me time and time again.
Note the symetry between Kaylee Hunter's body and mine. We are like South America and Africa. My pot belly lurches forward while her bubble butt nestles itself towards my loins. In my own small way, I am uniting continents. It takes a village, people.
Meatloaf, you were right, man. You were right!
"And like a sinner before the gates of heaven I'll come crawling on back to you."
The panties are dropping. The cheeks are speading, revealing the most tasty bloomin' onion booty ever to grace SHE IS HALF MY AGE.
Let's meet Karmen Kennedy and her Camelot-inspired ass that will make you cumalot.
If this rump-shaking 20-year-old's middle name were "Kunt," we could sing "The KKK took her booty away" when she leaves to go cash your check at the bank. Until that ring on her right hand gets placed over on the left hand, that ass has got to earn it's keep.... PREACH!
I will miss this cumeater when my meatstick divine rod's its way in some other young lady's direction but I can always come back to this thread to see her pink sphinc. Thanks, internet. Keep up the good work.
(No pearl necklaces were actually given during this shoot. It was all swallowing....like it should be.)
P.S. You can ignore the rainbow tat on her abdomen. It was a temp thing that she toyed with before coming back to play for our team.
Page Morgan provides photographic evidence that girls with tattoos like to suck and fuck. She spreads her meat cheeks for your masturbatory pleasure. Gonna impregnate that mouth and make history, baby. Oooh, baby, baby, bu-bu-bu-bay-beeee!! Oooh, baby, baby...bu-bu-bu-baby! Push it real good. Goo Goo....Gah Gah! Goo you, me Ah! Moo Goo Fo Yah! Goo gone.....me, too. Who loves ya, baby? Daddy do. De doo doo doo. De dah dah dah....is all I want to say to you.........and then I want you to leave.....get the fuck out......take that paycheck, too, sweetie.....you earned it....every penny......but right now the Madonna-Whore complex be kicking in hard.....and not in the good way, either. NO! NO! NO! NO! YOU AIN'T GETTIN THEM PANTIES BACK.....SOUVENIR, SWEETHEART. I LOVE THE SMELL OF YOUR HOT WET CUNT AND YOUR ASSCRACK SWEATY ASSHOLE-RUBBED COTTON. IT GETS ME HIGH, BABY....DOUBLE HEAD RUSH COMPLETE WITH LIQUID EXPLOSION.
You can't have the peanut butter without the jelly. If I don't provide colour commentary to all this, you might get the impression that these are all just random encounters without any form or meaning.
Those are hairy veins, I believe. No one is perfect....which is a great segway to my small Cs/large Bs. My moobs are my big selling point in Japan, my friend. You should have seen me before my breast reduction. All my exercise comes below the waist.
Today is a perfect example of a "work" day: Woke up, no alarm. That's very important. Many people have heart attacks in the morning. I'm convinced it has a lot to do with how you wake up. Took my friend who is visiting from Prague to a nice breakfast. We met up with 2 friends, Joe Blow and Claudio Meloni. Got new DVDs from JM Productions. Took DVDs to foreign rights people and got some new business going. Drove to Hollywood and took my Czech friend on tour of star's homes. Latte at Starbucks. Met with editor and reviewed latest project (SHE IS HALF MY AGE #9). Visited Amoeba Records. Bought documentary DVDs. Drove along Sunset Blvd and hit another Starbucks. Met with Johnny Fender to discuss upcoming shoots. Jacuzzi with my friend. TV. Late dinner. Bed.
No time for the gym today. Probably not tomorrow, either. On the plus side, my income is generated passively for the most part.
Never been "busier." Life is good. I may not leave the best-looking corpse but I found what works for me.
BI wrote : "Today is a perfect example of a "work" day: Woke up, no alarm. That's very important. Many people have heart attacks in the morning. I'm convinced it has a lot to do with how you wake up." +1 I'm retired at an early age [54] and never set an alarm unless absolutely necessary. I wake about 30 minutes before the sun comes up and lay around dozing until I feel like getting up. I feel a hell of a lot better than if an alarm goes off and leaves me shaking like a dog trying to pass a peach pit.
You're slackin' Brandon. Better get on the ....errrrr ball ! No pics today. I know I know "when have I ever posted a pic of anyone I have actually had within a mile of me ? " blah blah blah ......
Not slackin'. Just spending time with a friend visiting from Prague. Today we went to the Tonight Show, had dinner at Micelli's (singing waiters!), saw a movie at Hollywood and Highland, and walked along Hollywood Blvd.
I'm not promising to stay normal but I am giving it a try.
Ocean's O-ring.
Montreal's best deep throat artist, now performing at www.loadmymouth.com. Now, I know most of you aren't members and don't give a fuck. Fine. One tidbit of info I wanted to share, though, was that she tells you where she dances and what kind of extras are available. You, too, can get a seriously-skilled blowjob from a woman who knows the definition of "balls deep."
It's the closest I can come to hooking you up with a porn slut.
Quote: Ocean's O-ring. Montreal's best deep throat artist, now performing at www.loadmymouth.com. Now, I know most of you aren't members and don't give a fuck. Fine. One tidbit of info I wanted to share, though, was that she tells you where she dances and what kind of extras are available. You, too, can get a seriously-skilled blowjob from a woman who knows the definition of "balls deep."
It's the closest I can come to hooking you up with a porn slut.
Hey Brandon, can you tell me wich club, because I have been to all of them and never met this one... Thanks
I shot this last year and honestly forget. I do remember she is very specific with the location. It might be Hilltopper but I may have that confused with a different one.
Quote: I shot this last year and honestly forget. I do remember she is very specific with the location. It might be Hilltopper but I may have that confused with a different one.
Thanks again BI, the name of the club is Hill Top and I visit this place often, must have misted this one.You can find future PW in this place, I had Lanny Barby many times there before she became fammous
P.S If you visit MTL you should take a drive there, you know how french girl are very frendly...
If I repeat a few bungholes, I apologize.
Here are some of my favorite poopers. Their essence still lingers.
Enjoy....
Rachel Roxxx's rockin' rump:
Tara Lynn Foxx's foxhole:
Sarah "Stick It Where the Sun Don't" Shine:
Tanner "Slick Willie" Mayes:
Jordin Skye's Brown Eye for the Horny Guy:
Haley Hot's Comet Tail. Have you seen a more beautiful brown eye?:
Deena Daniels' dumper:
Jesse Jorden's young bung:
Jayla Starr's starfish:
Ami Emerson's asspipe that pooped out the cum omlette she ate for American Gokkun:
Amazin' from Atlanta gives a two glute salute:
Anus and Andi Anderson:
JM Prods has sent me to Costa Rica to shoot Mami Culo Grande Starfish. I'm working on it! As an aside, I have never tried fried plantains before. They are very tasty!
There is a section of Starfish and Honeypots on display at www.brandoniron.com. Have you seen them all? My idea was to have them load hundreds of pics. Not sure if that's a priority at the moment.
Thanks for the fine pics, but it's kind of like going to an NBA game...all of the players look alike after a while...at least most of them are white.Alexis is fine
Trust me, those bungholes are like snowflakes. No two are alike. Each is perfumed with a different aroma. Each has it's own centrifugal force drawing in one's finger or nose. The taint factor. The cheek depth. The shag carpeting versus no hair whatsoever.
No two are alike other than their function and even that can vary widely for some of these sluts.
Tawni is definitely a wild one. You need a lot of rope to tie her down. She's also very saucy when being put in a trunk of a car. We butted heads on that issue...literally, which forced me to get more rope...and duct tape, etc. All in all, dealing with Tawni is good for the local hardware store's business.
I wish I could update this thread with new shots. My volunteer work in Haiti is taking up all my time. I'm helping to rebuild all the crumbled internet cam studios that were constructed without rebar. Just doing my part.
Quote: I wish I could update this thread with new shots. My volunteer work in Haiti is taking up all my time. I'm helping to rebuild all the crumbled internet cam studios that were constructed without rebar. Just doing my part.
Did you travel there via Donny Long's broken down boat?
Because I think that might confuse the volunteers and you might end up getting rescued.
Looks can be deceiving, my friend. Minutes after that photo was taken, Steve Holmes schwantzed her shitter for PERVERTED PLANET #3.
It wasn't easy for her, I'm sure. To this day, whenever I call her, Stella starts singing the Red Hot Chilli Peppers' Under the Bridge: I don't ever want to feeeeeeeeeeeel like I did that day. She then hangs up on me.
Moppz... ps me into the credits. The small print. Yes?. That might be fun. You could add yourself. Too. If you wanted. Conquistador would be a cool credit name. just sayin. like when the stunt guys are being listed. you might be sitting there waiting for the crowd to thin. out. In the theater. and like after all the associate producers and tech type d00ds go by. ned CONQUISTADOR morgans name rolls by and your like.."i bet that was the dude that that caught the pickup truck in the face while that mortar round went off in his ass". and there is no doubt in your mind that ned did that shit first take. NONE.
She was rimmable, too! What made that special was that she said no one had ever did that to her. If it's true, cool. If not, it's still cool. That puckered ring was delicious.
It's edible and incredible. Tongues and little circle patterns around her asshole with a finger are ok. You can gently probe with the thumb during doggie.
REALLY attractive lady. Too good for you. She ought to be with me, instead. But, then , she is as expensive whore, and the dirty, sooty old engine driver preys upon the cheap sluts of Bodymore, Murderland.
Yes, she is too good for me. Yes, she should be with you....or anyone else who wants to meet her and spend some quality time. Yes, she is expensive but the cost of a good time pales in comparison to not having one. The Rat Pack partied all through the 60s. It can be done.
Women are one by one woman by woman. "Rihanna's sister" has some problems, don't all of us, but I am into my 50s and know a turd from a rose, and sis is a rose.
Am an Aristotle man, believe that character is destiny. Avoid the bitches, schemers, and the bottomless money pits. A woman who takes a coupla Jacksons and is genuinely thrilled when I give her a bucks worth of change and a bottle of water is my kind. The other factor here may be that the first time we hooked up she was a bit unsteady and rather than take advantage, I spent a few hours seeing to her safety, and she is appreciative.
The Little General called all the shots in my war against sex addiction. I've lost many battles but hope to win the war. (For the record, Lexi is a really cool girl. She lived in South Florida and visited LA to do porn. Great feet, ass, and attitude. A joy to meet.)
I read the article but could not find anything that would apply to me. Then I re-read this part: "The Chicago Tribune writes that Ashley's defense attorney sought some leniency from the judge, claiming that she was raised under the care of the state, had only a 10th-grade education, and suffered from bipolar disorder. "
Sir, as you know, I am Canadian. I live relatively close to the US border. I think you are confused over my abilities to help anyone with bipolar disorder. I would have to move pretty far north.
As for my work, I sought out the most overpaying, underworking job I could find: government. It's not a permanent placement or anything. My goal is to save enough for an extended vacation. My last one lasted more than a decade and I love to set personal bests.
I'm just sorry that Brandon didn't meet Ashley before she was taken off the street.
Hey Brandon, did you already get fired from your legit day job. Ahh, there's no people like disfunctional porn people.
I don't own a gun. As a Canadian, I am very polite and could never see myself shooting someone. Even with herpes. Now, if they had anal warts that would be another story. Thankfully, no one in the biz has them.
If you're going to emphazize "Starfish and Honeypots," why not have a little male-on-female tongue action (rimming, tongue-fucking) in your LMM scenes as well? I see these pictures and think a tongue should be in their hole(s).
You don't have to believe me, but I did meet Tiffany in Prague late last year. She and another girl blew me. Tiffany also did a 5-guy thing for me, too. It should come out in the near future. Amazing girl!
If your nutsack was actually unloaded, then it would be the biggest move you could make for man kind. Maybe you and Bornyo could get a quantity discount on some Neuticals. As mong as you cna get your hands on Caverject and Pina Colada mix, you can still infect on camera.
What is it with your linkage between men's chins and ballbags, Lou? Can't you appreciate the fine features of Abbie Cat? She enjoys being rimmed and that makes her my friend.
Unless you apologize, I will not identify the owner of this next lovely, incredible, edible starfish.
I've thought about it, believe me. On a serious note, I remember staying at the worst hotel room in Tijuana, close to Adelita Bar. It was about $16 for the night. A male-to-female transexual was the front desk clerk. I was shaken down for a tip when brought up to the room, which was a converted utility closet with no windows and reeking of thick, lead-based paint. At 3am, someone stumbled into the room. I freaked out, wondering how the fuck their key worked on my door! I caught my flight out in the morning and never looked back.
Yeah, the 2nd link always directs you to the specific post on the blog about the girl. Sometimes I post only a few pics. Other times I post more. Enjoy Celine Doll! She's really, REALLY outgoing!
The blonde w/ the beak is really starting to turn me on. I keep thinking of squatting on her face, w/ my balls in her mouth and her nose in my ass, while she is stroking me off.
Tiffany Doll's bunghole is capable of being double stuffed. She is the ultimate sub and will lick your ass like a dog licking peanut butter off it's own nose.
Content? Who said anything about content? I was going batshit crazy in Canada. Lonely, depressed, filled with anxiety....and those were the good days. No, I'm heading straight for the deep end just like Harvey Keitel's character in The Bad Lieutenant.
I was expecting the starfish and beef strips to look less worn than they are, but the disturbing items are the 5 o'clock shadow on her shit hole and the straggler hairs that go half way across her butt cheek. She must be a righty, because her south paw razor skills are shaky.
Still you are definitely getting a higher quality whore. What is holding you back from just staying in the Czech Rep. full time?
I've made a terrible error in converting dollars to the local currency. Turns out I've been paying these girls 10X what we've agreed on. I now owe a lot of money to a burly Russian agent who does not take traveller's checks.
Won't someone please be kind enough to lend me a few dollars to get me out of this mess....please?
I was never good at math! Also, I was wondering why the girls seemed to be overly nice to me. So.....look. The shoots are going to come to an end unless some Good Samaritan can wire me a few thou. If I know the quality of people who peruse this board, I'm sure that's chump change to most. I would really appreciate any assistance that will be forthcoming. My kneecaps thank you, too. These Russian mobsters look serious to me. No joke.
Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, he's gonna get you too Another one bites the dust
No, seriously. It's frustrating to not be able to do what I want to do. I re-size all pics the same way and I don't understand how some get uploaded while others don't.
No one reads the blog. Very few would be generous.
If I called and that whore showed up, doggy style would be a must. I'd tell her ahead of time, "If you look back at me, I'm going to jab my cock into your ass."
odd you should bring up fags and pacino.i was trolling netflix looking for something to watch and found pacino did a movie called cruising.twinks turn up dead in the homo scene so im guessing he goes undercover to investigate.did pacino pay people so this would be one of his lesser known works?
Gia, this question might be more appropriate for the "Gia Jordan inappropriate question" thread, but did you ever cry after or during any of your scenes? If so, which one(s)?
In all seriousness BI, from one Canadian to another, how much did you have to pay these whores to have sex with you? Did they require extra cash in order to smile for the camera, or did you just promise them something that you ultimately never delivered?
As well, how much more would it cost you to get some better looking whores? I mean, I'm an average looking guy who has no standards when it comes to females I want to put my dick in, but if I'm going to be paying for it, I want something a little better than what you're bragging about
This thread is pretty much a list of most of the chicks Brandon has infected. The close ups of their asses and twat is just so the girls can remember what they looked like without all the sores.
As a man with an excessive amount of testosterone in his system, I can tell you that I am horny each and every day. I don't want to wait for ______'s next opening in 3 weeks. I want action now. Today. Immediately.
As a man with an excessive amount of testosterone in his system, I can tell you that I am horny each and every day. I don't want to wait for ______'s next opening in 3 weeks. I want action now. Today. Immediately.
As a man with an excessive amount of testosterone in his system, I can tell you that I am horny each and every day. I don't want to wait for Ryan Knox's next opening in 3 weeks. I want action now. Today. Immediately.FIXED
Get the basic gear ready. Lights, camcorder. Off to the local animal shelter. Production of Filthy Caged Bitches 8 begins immediately. Through the bars and all. Internet-enabled mammals will be able to sign up to GnomeGuard.com any minute now.
In all seriousness BI, from one Canadian to another, how much did you have to pay these whores to have sex with you? Did they require extra cash in order to smile for the camera, or did you just promise them something that you ultimately never delivered?
As well, how much more would it cost you to get some better looking whores? I mean, I'm an average looking guy who has no standards when it comes to females I want to put my dick in, but if I'm going to be paying for it, I want something a little better than what you're bragging about
Tyler, are black folk a problem in Canada? I was just wondering. You have such a deep-seeded hatred for their race, but your rants seem to exclude local examples. Just trying to get a better feel from where you're coming from when you go full-on David Duke mode.
Tyler, are black folk a problem in Canada? I was just wondering. You have such a deep-seeded hatred for their race, but your rants seem to exclude local examples. Just trying to get a better feel from where you're coming from when you go full-on David Duke mode.
Black folk are a problem everywhere. In Canada however, we are blessed that we don't have many. Sure bigger cities like Toronto are over run with them, and they are your typical niggers, killing and raping everything in sight, but in most other cities they are smaller in numbers, and therefore haven't dragged the rest of the population down.
I live in a city with just less than 400,000 people (which I think puts us the 11th biggest city in the country). They are becoming more of a problem. The media does it's best to avoid reporting skin colour when someone gets shot/killed, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who the perp was. We were down in Farmington Hills, MI for the US Thanksgiving weekend, and the amount of niggers we saw there was overwhelming. Up here, you might see one nigger a day, if that. Down there, they were everywhere. As someone said, they are like cockroaches.
Unfortunately, our HR Manager is a full on hippy Liberal idiot, who went on a "diversity" kick a while back. Most of the under qualified niggers we hired washed out pretty quickly, but one has stuck around. He knows how to play the race card, and the idiot in HR is too afraid to call him out on it.
I'm just more shocked that there are white people who have let these scumbags into their lives and culture. The information is out there for people to see, yet they seem to turn a blind eye to it. Niggers have contributed nothing positive to society, and have taken and ruined plenty. Why do we continue to let them stay, and give them hand outs?
and i dont really mind about the racism but essays about it kind of take the porn magic out of this place.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Starfish and Honeypots - 12/31/1104:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Fiend
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I dunno. Hendrix was a helluva guitar picker. And everyone loves Denzel.
Its easy to like them when you only have to see or hear them via TV or radio. If either one lived next door to you you'd want to lynch them.
I live in Brooklyn and take 'em on a case by case basis. Some of them turn out to be really cool. Some of 'em turn out like Tritone. Your mileage will vary, but let's not get ourselves into this mess needlessly. Please and thank you.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: JB is just BJ backwards - 12/31/1104:39 PM
OR, out of the mouth of figgs:
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
and i dont really mind about the racism but essays about it kind of take the porn magic out of this place.
I dunno. Hendrix was a helluva guitar picker. And everyone loves Denzel.
Its easy to like them when you only have to see or hear them via TV or radio. If either one lived next door to you you'd want to lynch them.
I live in Brooklyn and take 'em on a case by case basis. Some of them turn out to be really cool. Some of 'em turn out like Tritone. Your mileage will vary, but let's not get ourselves into this mess needlessly. Please and thank you.
Yes, there are some decent blacks but the chances are that any black you meet will be a typical nigger. Why gamble? It's best not to associate with them in your private life. That way you will have fewer disappointments and less risk of being victimized by them.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Starfish and Honeypots - 12/31/1108:11 PM
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Yes, there are some decent blacks but the chances are that any black you meet will be a typical nigger. Why gamble? It's best not to associate with them in your private life. That way you will have fewer disappointments and less risk of being victimized by them.
You still live in St. Louis then? I was just telling someone that it was their own bad karma being assigned there. They happened to be as White as you or I, but I swear the despair was ecumenical.
St. Louis is like any other city. There's places where you feel safe, and then there's places where you lock your car doors and run every stop sign in site. Fuck, the city (excluding the north side) is more Bosnian than black these days. Just stay in the county.
St. Louis is like any other city. There's places where you feel safe, and then there's places where you lock your car doors and run every stop sign in site. Fuck, the city (excluding the north side) is more Bosnian than black these days. Just stay in the county.
All true. There are still lily white neighborhoods in South St. Louis City, but the rest of the city has gone to shit. West County, Southwest County, Central County (Clayton, Ladue and University City) and most of South County are just fine.
Yes, there are some decent blacks but the chances are that any black you meet will be a typical nigger. Why gamble? It's best not to associate with them in your private life. That way you will have fewer disappointments and less risk of being victimized by them.
FUCK YOU.
So what about these "decent black folks"? They are just supposed to remain disconnected and friendless? It is an endless cycle that will never stop because of stupid fucking bigots like you.
Nobody wants to live a society that doesn't want them.
Yes, there are some decent blacks but the chances are that any black you meet will be a typical nigger. Why gamble? It's best not to associate with them in your private life. That way you will have fewer disappointments and less risk of being victimized by them.
FUCK YOU.
So what about these "decent black folks"? They are just supposed to remain disconnected and friendless? It is an endless cycle that will never stop because of stupid fucking bigots like you.
Nobody wants to live a society that doesn't want them.
Tritone's original post just said FUCK YOU. Quoting this now so he can't edit more and deny like he has in the past.
Leave then because society doesn't want you. For the umpteenth time a thread becomes all about you.
I wonder what Jigs is gonna do once his whore choice of the week is doing interracial gangbangs. Will he stand by all the masturbatory delight from someone now fucking brothers on video or will it eat him up inside?
Jig, I'm not trying to neuter your hate, just trying to keep the thread from completely devolving into it.
Poor typing on my part. I meant was the first pic with her fingers in her holes ok since the skanks Brandon Irons usually posts are always bent over and spreading without their fingers or his midget fingers inserted.
Yes, there are some decent blacks but the chances are that any black you meet will be a typical nigger. Why gamble? It's best not to associate with them in your private life. That way you will have fewer disappointments and less risk of being victimized by them.
FUCK YOU.
So what about these "decent black folks"? They are just supposed to remain disconnected and friendless? It is an endless cycle that will never stop because of stupid fucking bigots like you.
Nobody wants to live a society that doesn't want them.
They can connect and have all the friends they want as long as those connections and friends are other blacks.
If you don't want to live in this society, please leave. Please leave anyway. I'm sure you'd be much happier in Liberia, Congo or Angola.
please give me a call or give my cell to someone who will. i love it up the ass! my nick name is bigmac! call me anytime @ . i live in tn. thx 32 yrs old
Brandon does appear to have taken a step down from the Dijon Dungeon, as if anyone thought that was possible. But at least he is beginning to get the concept of posting in the appropriate place and thread.
Point of order: This is the official Starfish and Honeypots thread, lovingly created, tended and nurtured by me since 2008. I grant that you are an asshole but I must insist that your posts be on topic.
You will comply with this, you frothy mix of mediocrity and boredom.
Sincerely, Brandon Iron, Esq., DDM (Dijon Dungeon Master) Moderator, ex officio member of XXXporntalk Board of Governors
Congratulations, America! In the same breath that you call out other nations (China, Syria, Afghanistan, etc.) for human rights, you will try to nominate a churchy wacko to tell you what you can watch. If you are a lesbian who wants to marry, you don't have equal rights. If you are straight and you want contraception for your health, you don't have equal rights. If you're a pregnant woman who wants an abortion, you're going to be forced to undergo unwanted procedures like transvaginal ultrasound wand probing. Saudi Arabian women cannot drive cars so they don't have "freedom." Wake up, you morons, because you are far from free, too.
You will take my starfish pics from my cold, dead, lubed hands.
Let's not get too self-righteous Brandon. You think that Harper wouldn't mess with porn or civil liberties? You don't think the NDP and Liberals wouldn't turn us into a nanny state?
Santorum's Google problem makes him unelectable...thankfully...hopefully.
Prime Minister Harper is smart enough to avoid the issue and not create a tempest in a teapot. Adults like porn. If consenting adults want to have consensual sex, it's no business of the government to intervene. At least President Obama has said the focus should be on protecting children and this makes sense. Conservatives pandering to the base by trying to be ultra-conservative are dangerous.
Let Romney spend his money, get the nomination, and lose to Obama. Too bad for Ron Paul, the one who makes the most sense. Just go with the prettiest talking head.
One last rant about the starfishedness of Americans: When terrorists attacked your country, politicians were up in arms. WE MUST TRY THEM IN THE US!! (Or just detain them for a decade with no trial at Gitmo.) Then, when Staff Sgt. Robert Bales launches his one-man assault, do you think he gets to face Afghan justice? No way! He's flown out of there to "calm things down." What a load of shit. Let the spin-doctoring begin so he's the PTSD-suffering victim.
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
Haha, let me get this straight: Now you're highjacking your own thread to spew Canadian nonsense? Nice.
It's no wonder you have a chip on your shoulder against the US, considering we threw you out and everything, but bad enough to screw up your own shitty self-promotional thread?
Of course not. The smartest thing I ever heard in or about porn mopes came from the legendary John T. Bone during his introduction/orientation to the load dumpers at one of his mega bukkakes: "Gentlemen, clear you minds of any thoughts except the girl. The most successful males in this business are the ones who are dumb as rocks, he continued. Look at Tommy Byron, bless his soul, he's as dumb as can be and never has anything in his head except Fuck Fuck Cum." That's how to make it as male talent, just be dumb and horny. I can name dozens of mopes who fit this profile and have lasted years in the biz. Don't over think it, just fuck.
I will screw up whatever I want to screw up: my thread, my life, my chances at success. I'm bequeathing this thread to my good friend have2cit. If you need me, I'll be in Thailand with John T. Bone shooting Thai One On, a bondage soon-to-be classic from Cream Entertainment and Brandon Iron Productions. Can anyone tell me how to tie a timber hitch knot?
Then, when Staff Sgt. Robert Bales launches his one-man assault, do you think he gets to face Afghan justice? No way! He's flown out of there to "calm things down." What a load of shit. Let the spin-doctoring begin so he's the PTSD-suffering victim.
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
Is he a relative of yours? He looks a LOT like you.
The only connection between us is that my tax dollars funded some of his equipment and training. I know some of you are slow so I'm going to show you the difference: This is the alleged killer of 16 Afghan civilians...
This is me...
I am the star of Rampage (West Coast Productions). Bales went on an actual rampage.
I must go look for a map for my location-challenged friends now.
Back on topic now, please. Don't make me go all Bales-out on you guys.
Miso horny for Miko. Hot hot hot! RE: Katja Kassin. No, the lovely Jena and I did a scene in a limo. It was as close to being on the Bangbus as I ever got. More of a Banglimo. More useless Brandon Iron trivia. Volume 4 of the Rampage series is the all-time bestseller of the discounted catalogue titles from West Coast Productions. Give credit to Belladonna and her hot scene (shot in her apartment BTW).
I don't know which is worse: The fact that there's already de-motivational posters of this guy or the fact that Brandon clearly lifted this image from one to score points on a bukkake board.
You are looking to score on a bukkake board. Is that any better? Go away.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Starfish and Honeypots - 03/19/1205:40 PM
I don't get you. You finally get a string of decent looking whores and the help you so desperately needed in posting their pics in the proper places and you're pissing it away by insulting your most likely buyers. There's a word for that.
Wasn't the last bukkake shot way back when Monkey was still relevant? I don't think it needs to be thought of as a bukakke board anymore.
Just as a point of order, under Monkey's regime it was called "Burkakke". I never figured out that quirk he had but guess it had to do with the girls burp an hour after the filming.
Now back to starfish and honeypots as Brandon sees fit.
I don't get you. You finally get a string of decent looking whores and the help you so desperately needed in posting their pics in the proper places and you're pissing it away by insulting your most likely buyers. There's a word for that.
I'm sorry for my outburst. I've been under an incredible amount of stress lately and have sought professional help. Not from a psychologist. I called a qualified director who looked at my work and concluded that it's terrible. From composition to cinematography to poor lighting and wardrobe malfunctions, I simply have no talent to produce. His advice was that I stop immediately, if not sooner.
So, when you are directing these models during these photo shoots and they don't speak a work of English, do you mime the poses to them? Do you turn and spread your cheeks and nod: like this?
Nice, Brandon. She looks very uncomfortable in those pics but she is still a step in the right direction.
Do you spend any time trying to get the girls to relax or are they all so raw or are they all just in a hurry to get things over with? I'm not ballbusting here at all. Those first two pics she looks very stiff and awkward. I'm sure a lot of folks here find that attractive in itself.
The first two pics are my "military pose" pics. I like seeing a woman just stand there, front and back. I ask them to stand like a soldier. Keeping it simple and pure. She's open for inspection.
Something about this pose reminds me of Godric from True Blood. Not a compliment. Like she should be stomping around, doing some sort of Godless ritual. Otherwise, the whore is OK.
From the oblong pucker of her asshole, it aint hard to figure why she don't like anal. If I was beaten and held down by a Russian pimp, then had pumpkin pie stuffed in my mouth until my lips split, I'd probably learn to hate pumpkin pie as much as she hates anal.
Something about this pose reminds me of Godric from True Blood. Not a compliment. Like she should be stomping around, doing some sort of Godless ritual. Otherwise, the whore is OK.
I'm not sure about the trailer parks but check out my rustic apartment. It's got a 70's couch and hardwood floors. P.S. Denisa did not like kissing a 44-year-old man.
She looks she she came out of a trailer park. You must have reminded her of when her 44 year old Dad used to climb into her bed and finished her off with a kiss.
Some of them other bitches is nice too. The apartment is cool.
that kind of looks like dickface from my former therapists office.except she had bigger tits,which were the only thing she had going for her.theres a reason you only go home to your kids honey.
Amy Brooke's sister clearly inherited the feared odd nipple and burned off her eyebrows holding the pipe while getting warmed up for a better-paying john than Brandon.
How did that pig look bent over, Brandon? If da good lawd cursed her so bad at one end, I hope he gave her a lovely snatch and starfish. Can you dig a pic out of the archive?
i love it.it reminds me of those dating shows they used to have back in the early 00s.hilarious shit lou.brandond how do you explain this act of gazing at meat?
I was simply noticing that the nubian alpha male was not wearing a condom in compliance with the law. If there is anything I hate, it's a scofflaw. P.S. Additional tidbit: Kimberly Kummings argued that she agreed to do a certain number of guys. 2 more showed up, so Coach Kummings had to make some cuts. She walked down a line up and did a Nero-like thumbs up or down to guys based on their looks. She then barked out orders that someone bring her vodka or the scene was off.
the only thing with that,is that the pic appears to be from quite an older production.did the alabama black snake remind you of the "graboids" from the movie tremors?
you seem very amused it by it and almost nostalgic.
As some of you more edumacated Americans know, Canada is a frozen, desolate wasteland. We have very few people of colour. I was Dr. Livingstone, you can presume, in the wild veldt of Southern California.
We didn't give our natives blankets laced with smallpox. We stole their land legitimately and lawfully before breaking promises to pay for reserves and allow self-governance.
If it ever comes down the pike that its lookin like them dirty injuns and snow Mexicans gonna get reparations, invest in Seagrams, LaBatts, and any other distillery or brewery you can afford to get yer grubby mitts on. No matter what else they buy, you know damn well they gonna be drunk when buying it.
Small pox blankets are a more viable weapon for ethnic cleansing than Zyclon B.
I'm having trouble uploading 2 pics from the blog. Have resized them smaller and smaller but they still won't go up. Can someone please post pics #48 and #51 from the blog entry? Thanks.
Hello my name is Manmeet and I will be happy to provide you assistance today. If I am to understand you correctly you would like photos number 48 and number 51 resized and uploaded here correct? How is the weather there in Miami? May I place you on hold for a few minutes while I research your issue? Excellent.
Don'tchu try pullin no Tritone on me, mutha fucker. Anser my question: You eat them skeezers a-holes if they show up all hairy?
Whatcha should do if they get there all hippie like w/ the ass, is shave their butt holes, then do some dining. Do it on video to pad the duration of the content.
Brandon, who in your opinion, has the perfect starfish? The penultimate pucker? You've plundered many my friend, and certainly you must have a fav. Appearance, color, texture, smell and symmetry all come into play here. You, by the way, are the master of all things ass!
After the novelty of fucking whores regularly wore off, porn began to consume Brandon. While he might've been the one fucking, was essentially he the fucked one? Dignity, a fading memory. This was about primal, heavy stuff - like branded corn flakes and the better meth further down the park. It took a while and dawned on him: If he wasn't a used man, would he have what it takes to use others; men, women - everyone? He didn't think of it for a while and saw an ad of a modeling agency in some paper he used to protect his glass pipe. Attractive wages, flexible working hours. He could really use that. To the phone he walked.
After the novelty of fucking whores regularly wore off, porn began to consume Brandon. While he might've been the one fucking, was essentially he the fucked one? Dignity, a fading memory. This was about primal, heavy stuff - like branded corn flakes and the better meth further down the park. It took a while and dawned on him: If he wasn't a used man, would he have what it takes to use others; men, women - everyone? He didn't think of it for a while and saw an ad of a modeling agency in some paper he used to protect his glass pipe. Attractive wages, flexible working hours. He could really use that. To the phone he walked.
You got nuthin on Mike South's writing skills. That man makes the english language dance off his finger tips and onto our computer screens.
P.S. I can't wait until this thread kicks over to the next page, so I don't have to see that blonde pig's mug.
He began to breathe the air of the industry way back, when hair was funny and drugs had good quality. Even he could do some on-camera work then and all it took was one more pretty country girl with a lot of hopes and dreams. He liked hopes and dreams. They were so fragile it was hard for him not to jinx it all, basically being a self-admitted klutz.
After her fame clocked out, she ended up as a strawberry express BJ hooker on a lil' turkey disount while he was sent among us for a higher cause to uphold. For porn. For freedom. For society. And a bit of ego as well. Today he's more than an institution; he's a silent guardian. A fighter, forevermore an arbiter of light.
As the cigarette smoke wafted from her flared nostrils, Cherry Kiss glanced at her Goodtime Charlie. Oddly, he preferred to be called Brandon. Just another Tom, Dick, or Harry to her. She heard the diminutive man congratulate her on becoming update #674 on www.loadmymouth.com but she didn't hear everything over the clicking of the beads of her mental abacus. Today is payday and she needed a vacay. Time to suck this dude off. Something doesn't seem right about him....
He began to breathe the air of the industry way back, when hair was funny and drugs had good quality. Even he could do some on-camera work then and all it took was one more pretty country girl with a lot of hopes and dreams. He liked hopes and dreams. They were so fragile it was hard for him not to jinx it all, basically being a self-admitted klutz.
After her fame clocked out, she ended up as a strawberry express BJ hooker on a lil' turkey disount while he was sent among us for a higher cause to uphold. For porn. For freedom. For society. And a bit of ego as well. Today he's more than an institution; he's a silent guardian. A fighter, forevermore an arbiter of light.
Too long for a QOTD nomination, but a very good post -- at least by your grammatically and stylistically challenged standards.
Yeah, it's basically just like Elegant Angel with that curry wall set. While she could've used a bleaching of her teeth, she wasn't there for one directly, so the look is odd. The slerp can only do so much.
Usually I'd say she has no emotion because she is a soulless whore. This one is different though. This one looks way too stupid to understand the concept of emotion, much less have one, or hold a thought. I think Brandon may have finally found a chick that worked for magic beans instead of cash.
I'm at the point now where I provide a revenue share on future earnings. I show examples of my content on some of the leading tube sites, including the AVN award-winning one, and they seem to believe the money will follow.
One "user" uploads. Another "user" hires the talent.
I'm at the point now where I provide a revenue share on future earnings. I show examples of my content on some of the leading tube sites, including the AVN award-winning one, and they seem to believe the money will follow.
One "user" uploads. Another "user" hires the talent.
You should get a small trophy made and you can tell the girls "Manwin got the big trophy because of me." Porno Dan might be able to help, he gives out trophies to his girls that are equivalent to what a first grader would get for being on the soccer team.
That's why ladies need to get waxed. If you can't see it, you shouldn't be the one in charge of shavin it.
Me, I run the beard trimmer w/ #2 or 3 on it through my ass crack from time to time, just to keep stuff manageable and reduce the dingle berry harvests. I never try to take it down to smooth, because I know it will never turn out as desired.
She admired his cash. While thinking about it, some strange liquid tickled the inner side of her thigh. She just had to smile then and there. This wasn't glamorous, this wasn't what she expected a few months back. This was harsh and real and ugly.
Look at you. Saved up some shekels to hire a Spiegler whore.
That Zooey girl does have some derp in her eyes. Add to that the fresh scent looking box/b-hole combo and only 1 bad tattoo, and you get a whore with good potential. Lately I been day dreaming about chicks that are too dumb to be crazy.
I'll agree with Mallocup. The box and stink hole are lookin good, so you could always throw her a tip and tell her to get a brazilian wax prior to the next session.
these girls are terrible barbers...and she needs those brows tweezed, waxed, threaded, something...she's a bit scary. Im sure w/a good makeover she would be cute. I like the ginger.
distance is the only problem that I can see with your proposal. might you be able to send 'the shirt' to AD and we handle the shooting in house? I would of course ensure the shirt's return? you can trust me, I am a mope after all!
No. And it was meant to read "lower." What a freaky grin.
I think she just wanted to get away from me as quickly as possible. When I edited the scene, she rolled her eyes a bit during 69, as if to say, "Oh, come on! I want to leave now." Still, she was very patient with me. Glad to meet her.
Look at the joy it brought her just to hold the last "Yes! I'm on loadmymouth.com" t-shirt. It's like she is happily giving you the shirt off her back.
Brandon, Its apparent you have a part time gig on a suicide hotline..These girls call in and you convince them to give porn a try..The bruises are a dead giveaway
This could lead to speculation which top failed suicide method's used by those who get some brand name recognition.
LA Direct probably does cutters while Spiegler points pill-heads to business. Once their commitment's terminal, bummy, alty, fucked out whores sooner or later go to Kink eventually.
I need to sell my 9-year-old carpet for food money. I'm the poor thing. Nico is young, motivated, and has skills that are in demand in the San Fernando Valley. She'll be fine.
I am now living on the island of Mykonos, Greece, doing live shows with a pelican. Please don't miss our closing number, Hey, that's not a worm!. Nightly at 8pm.
Bradon, when you are skewering these pigs, does it ever slip into your mind, "I wish you were around for the Slap Happy days. I'd knock the snot out of this annoying/uppity/stupid bitch" ?
Now, take me for example. When I do a feature presentation of my ass to Krys Foxy, I have no curtains at all. It's just pure, unadulterated manhole, covered by her saliva.
Last I saw, this thread was called STARFISH & HONEYPOTS. I see neither in them there pics boy. Rectify this situation, STAT, or else I'm gonna kick a dumpster, wake up a mod and have em delete that post.
If you wouldn't threaten me, Jerk, this wouldn't have happened. She was cool to me. Can't we just do a cover up of this story by doing a cover up with Photoshop?
You know, if you weren't too cheap to keep a pack of baby wipes around, you wouldn't have these problems. You can get a ginormous box of em at CVS for like $10.
For those of you who aren't parents or whores, baby wipes are the most important sex accessory besides rubbers.
The sad part is that I do have baby wipes. They are kept on top of the toilet. What I don't have are the words to tell someone, "Houston, we have a problem."
On another, more serious note: I've heard of pink eye, but what's up with white eye? Can Brook Page suffer any consequences to her vision performing risky behaviors like this?
I am unable to complete a full male "performance" and must hire stunt cocks to do the final leg of the shoots. That is why I am struggling financially.
Lil bit of a 5 head on this Harper broad, but she looks OK so far. What's her deal, she got a peg leg? Stretch mark scars? How come she is the the LoadMyMouth price range?
Near miss. If she were 5'2 or less she would be a great doppleganger for an old friend's sister. This one has a lil more tit and forehead, and a lil less ass. I heard the sis ate butt also.
I'd still front this one a couple bucks for a professional wax job and play "alien abduction" with heavy emphasis on the anal probing.
I gotta be honest BI, since you been back in the states, the quality of whore on you're getting for your site has gone up a lot.
You still should throw in a gutterslut from time to time for fun.
EDIT: I'm no foot guy, but even I was let down by them tootsies. You didn't put them in yer mouth did ya? This one much better for ass lickin than toe lickin.
She got dirty butthole, huh? That is why you don't even have a straight on shot on your blog. I don't know why colored hookers are so lax on washing their ass. Seems like that should be basic "in between trick" maintenance, but it is not.
You seem to have a thing for swarthy girls. A couple hairs away from unibrows and highly visible stubble wherever they shave. I got no problem with that but get some red heads and delicate blonds. A little variety.
I have what is now known as narcolepsy. Since I don't have health insurance, I am asking my supporters on this board to donate to a fund called my bank account. Please give generously.
Brandon, you gotta get Megan's sister, Aspen Anne that I posted in Talent For Hire. Put a load in her sister's mouth and I'll join for a month. She digs anal, so try getting some of that too.
^^^^^ Wow. Meagan Peaks is super-cute. Girl-Next-Door for sure. Please post more pics of her sucking dick or getting fucked POV style. Also, shots of cum in her mouth would be great.
She was very cool and easy to work with. Loved the way she danced. Her freeones profile lists her status as retired, so maybe she went on to other things. Not sure. All those Russian girls are awesome.
Tiffany Doll returns for a gangbang as update #733 at www.loadmymouth.com. She fucks 5 guys and swallows them in one mouthful before taking me in her butt and letting me pump her dumper.
The sad truth is as follows: I put together a group scene for Tiffany in Prague on the cloudiest, most overcast day of the year while relying on natural light. Rushed to get the video and didn't bother with pics. Oops. Sorry.
@Fiend2. Is that wishful thinking, as in, "Gee, I wish I could procreate like the Iron and create a Fiend Jr.?" You miss 100% of the cumshots you don't take.
Back in my 20s I used to go to one of the strip clubs in New Jersey just over the Ben Franklin Bridge before the cunt Governor shut them down. There was a stripper with one the best natural bodies I've ever seen but her eyes were fucked up....one eye socket was slightly larger than the other and she was extremely cross-eyed. She wore sunglasses all the time. You could only get her to remove the shades in a private dance with an extra $20 dollar tip and you'd only ask her to do it once. Without the shades she looked something you expected to see in the Martian bar in "Total Recall"(the with Arnold in it and the 3 titted whore).
I regret nothing. My territory was marked, albeit in a more temporary, less nutritious way. In a way, she ingested the sight of me which, when you think about it, will last longer. I probably still haunt her thoughts at night.
I don't know Brandon. The fact that she refused to accept your gift in her gullet makes me think she still has "pride". You may have done your job in completing a scene, but surely you fell short of your mission.
Fantasy Showbar was great, until I turned 21. It was about an hour away, so we would drink and smoke pot on the drive. Still have a few Polaroids from that joint.
Back in my 20s I used to go to one of the strip clubs in New Jersey just over the Ben Franklin Bridge...
Fantasy Showbar? Showgirl Palace?
..old Admiral Wilson Blvd. Many stories.
I spent a good bit of time in those places but I preferred to go to the place between the no tell motel and fantasy showbar. You got high mileage there, lots of extras and you never knew what was going to happen next.
I prefer the element of surprise. Life is like a box of starfish-shaped chocolates, dipped in chocolate, that you smear all over your face and scream, "I AM NOT IRA ISAACS!! I AM NOT IRA ISAACS!!"
I prefer the element of surprise. Life is like a box of starfish-shaped chocolates, dipped in chocolate, that you smear all over your face and scream, "I AM NOT IRA ISAACS!! I AM NOT IRA ISAACS!!"
Hahaha! What if one of those boxes of chocolates turns out to be a a pot of gold?
I bought coffee from a beautiful young girl from the Czech Republic earlier. She could easily fit right into this thread. I don't know how to politely ask her if she's ever been slapped around by a Canadian midget who shoots loads of Elmer's Wood Glue.
You tell her I'm a great lover of the Czech people, and that I'll do more for her than Charles IV did for Prague. And then we wait, my friend. We wait.
I've been in that square and you don't want to catch any of my only-tolerate-cute-chicks-and-not-ugly-hogs-who-will-take-the-four-dollars-you're-paying pathogens. It could end your career.
Did you take a walk to that wide boulevard from Wenceslas Square that goes uphill to the museum? Glorious views!!
Have you been to the old Jewish quarter and seen the clock that runs counterclockwise with Hebrew/Yiddish characters?
Or walk the Charles Bridge?
I stayed at the Don Giovanni which, though near buses and the metro, is WAY out of town. It was near the new Jewish cemetery, however, which made for interesting siteseeing.
My last day I actually walked from the east side of Charles Bridge to where are, at the astronomical clock, to Wenceslas Square to the museum and back to the hotel.
Yes, Uomo, I walked around Wenceslas Square a lot. Lots to see and do....even went to a clip joint where a $10 cover charge got you 2 shots of vodka and propositions for "private dances" for 10,000Kc (about $500USD) for the hour.
Saw the Astronomical Clock. Not sure which clock you are referring to.
Walked the Charles Bridge, for sure. Great time.
I agree with you. Beautiful city with beautiful ladies. Well-worth the trip.
It's maybe a 5 minute walk from the Astronomical clock.
Just to the right of the clock is Pařížská. Walk that north like a 1/10 of a mile or more to Široká. Make a left. Then walk west about 80 yards to Maiselova. Turn right. You should see it in 50 feet.
Or get in a cab and ask to go to the Jewish Town Hall.
I will take this opportunity to bore the XPT community with a few of my own Prague picks ...
Charles Bridge is always crowded.
The Hebrew around Jesus is from Isaiah and means "Holy, Holy, Holy." It is a verse that is chanted in every synagogue every day as part of the Kedushah ... Kadosh! Kadosh! Kadosh! Adonai tz'vaot m'lo khol ha'aretz k'vodo!
I'm fasinated by the digits 4 and 7 on the Astronomical Clock.
All those winding narrow streets suddenly open to a boulevard!
And, a rather beautiful and interesting street it is! Up at the end/top is that museum.
I start first with a view looking downhill at the boulevard that climaxes with the museum. Loved the view. For some reason the tours went nowhere near here.
A bit off the beaten path on the walk from the museum to my hotel on the outskirts of Prague was the Opera House. I can't think of any Czech Operas. A passer-by was perturbed with me and ranted something about Mozart, but if he did, I doubt it was here. Too new.
Well off the beaten path is the new Conservative synagogue. Seems that the Jews don't live in the Jewish quarter anymore. That's just a tourist thing now.
But, the locals seems to feel better when they have subtle ways of indicating where Jews might live ...
In Prague, every where you turn is a scene to remember ... No one really has a story about this sculpture, but I found the scene breathtaking.
IIRC, Ferrara's been around for a while since her Woodman Casting and she's Czech and for some reason uses a Spanish name, though she used another one for Woodman.
You often would see her in the background of those Euro Maxx orgy films.
How else will people know I'm still alive? I have not prepared myself for anything else to do and I have yet to be offered a stipend for my moderator duties here.
There is no such thing as negative press. Except for Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, ISIS....ok, so maybe there is negative press. I don't get any press at all, so I welcome whatever comes my way.
Also, I've learned a couple valuable lessons: 1. I'm already happy with what I have and what I don't. 2. My "it" is that I don't have "it" anymore. I'm just a guy with a camera making home movies at this point.
Leyla Black is that "jack of all trades" whore. She's got a pretty decent everything, but an excellent nothing. Her grill? Meh, not bad, I'd smash, but it's not something I'd go out of my way for. Same goes for her shitbox, tits, body in general. Decent, but not great.
She also has a slight tweeker look about her. And her holes are a bit on the destroyed side. She should always, and I mean always, fuck in the dark. With a lot of candles burning. Enough candles to make the place smell like candles and not whatever that hatchet wound smells like, but not enough candles that there's enough light for me to see her cunt. It's a fine line.
Maybe this will make you warm up to her more. Take a look at the pics again. Notice the bruise on the left side of her face, at jaw level? She said she got that from some rough play with Rocco a couple of days earlier. She's a do-anything kind of girl.
That one is a drug addict and mentally ill. Did you have to make her take a shower before the shoot or do you like'em with a week of flop sweat and B.O.
This bitch looks far better with her clothes on. A bumpy ass, there's something weird about her left butt cheek, she's got what appears to be like a wiping rash, or a lack of wiping rash, above her asshole, like really red. Her twat is awful, her shitter is a turdy shade of brown, she's got bad tits. She looks halfway presentable in the dress though, out of it, not so much.
She appears to know how to tonguefuck a shitpipe, which is nice, but her poor future or current spouse will see the pic of her rimming the Herperplex Midgaroo and no doubt kill himself, if not her as well. I'm torn on how I feel about all of this.
EDIT- Upon further review, her snatch actually doesn't look like a total death trap, but again, lots of bumps and stubble and rubbish in the general snatch/shitlocker area that I don't like. Also, her feet are filthy, nitpicking perhaps, but still. You have ONE job.
You have a closer shot of pic 28. Looks like that bungus may be dirty. If it is, I will tweet it to Alex.
Nope, sorry.
RE: Smokezilla. I hear you. I caught Leyla at the tail end of a long trip. Mike Angelo introduced her to me after she had worked for Rocco and several others. I take 'em as I see 'em, never hiring make-up artists or photoshopping pics. She had a great attitude. Happy to have met her.
You have a closer shot of pic 28. Looks like that bungus may be dirty. If it is, I will tweet it to Alex.
Nope, sorry.
RE: Smokezilla. I hear you. I caught Leyla at the tail end of a long trip. Mike Angelo introduced her to me after she had worked for Rocco and several others. I take 'em as I see 'em, never hiring make-up artists or photoshopping pics. She had a great attitude. Happy to have met her.
Completely understood. As long as she scrubbed her undercarriage in a rape shower beforehand, game on.
I like Tinslee a lot. She has a bit if that Isis Taylor attitude and she really gets how porn works. I have banged her at her place through Hx and she is a solid lil fuck machine. Good choice.
Do you mean in the Tom Petty sense, as in: Runnin' down a dream That never would come to me Workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads Runnin' down a dream?
I was about to compliment you for this ho, but upon further review, it appears she's got some dukie on the doorstep to her backdoor, and that's never cool or acceptable
Here's what's coming up at www.brandoniron.com. November 10th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Sunny Diamond) November 11th: Loadmymouth (Akasha Cullen) November 12th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Sunny Rise) November 13th: Vivien Bell pics November 14th: Loadmymouth (Anastasia Blonde) November 17th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Tiana) November 18th: Loadmymouth (Tina Hot) November 19th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Veruca James) November 20th: Anastasia Blonde pics November 21st: Loadmymouth (Coco Del Mal) November 24th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Rozalina Love) November 25th: Loadmymouth (Jenny Glam) November 26th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Anastasia Blonde) November 27th: Tina Hot pics November 28th: Loadmymouth (Charlize Bella)
December 1st: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Tina Hot) December 2nd: Loadmymouth (Christen Courtney) December 3rd: Photo set update December 4th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Coco Del Mal) December 5th: Loadmymouth TBA
Here's what's coming up at www.brandoniron.com. November 10th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Sunny Diamond) November 11th: Loadmymouth (Akasha Cullen) November 12th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Sunny Rise) November 13th: Vivien Bell pics November 14th: Loadmymouth (Anastasia Blonde) November 17th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Tiana) November 18th: Loadmymouth (Tina Hot) November 19th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Veruca James) November 20th: Anastasia Blonde pics November 21st: Loadmymouth (Coco Del Mal) November 24th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Rozalina Love) November 25th: Loadmymouth (Jenny Glam) November 26th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Anastasia Blonde) November 27th: Tina Hot pics November 28th: Loadmymouth (Charlize Bella)
December 1st: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Tina Hot) December 2nd: Loadmymouth (Christen Courtney) December 3rd: Photo set update December 4th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Coco Del Mal) December 5th: Loadmymouth TBA
I'm wasting loads. Are there women out there who will eat my messes? Or buy my art? I call this one Moneyshot.
i topped that load like nothing today this afternoon.i hadnt jerked off for like 10 days(due to the infection in my testie).but today i got particularly stimulated watching the three trailers for asian fuck faces(of which all three im going to order),so i streamed the first jerkable av idol scene on youjizz.
its rare to see av idols with implants and this scene had no pixelation but there was a condom.my load was easily triple the size of what you have on your coffe table there brandon.what you shot was just what ended up on my boxers when i got up to clean up and go to the bathroom.step your game up little buddie. dropping loads!
also im not a porn leech like most so called porn fans.its just theres no legit avenues of getting av dvds other than from jlist.com and they dont get everything a certain jerkamaster would want to pound off to.
No one cares about your loads, faggots. Unless maybe there's a whore underneath them.
I'm sending pheromones out into the universe. Ladies see cum and instinctively react to virility. Their brains think, "Baby. Baby. Baby." Here's who the pheromones attracted today...
BI, nobody is signing up for your site, I promise, but I do have a little respect for your hustle. Those little old legs of yours are really trying. This last chick is sexy in that "just left her brothers double wide with a face loaded with jizz and an asshole gaping wide enough for a math lab to open up shop inside, comfortably"
Next up.... November 15th: 10 girls spreading their toes. November 16th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Abbie Cat) November 17th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Tiana) November 18th: Loadmymouth (Tina Hot) November 19th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Veruca James) November 20th: Anastasia Blonde photo set November 21st: Loadmymouth (Coco Del Mal) November 23rd: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Amirah Adara) November 24th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Rozalina Love) November 25th: Loadmymouth (Jenny Glam) November 26th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Anastasia Blonde) November 27th: Tina Hot photo set November 28th: Loadmymouth (Charlize Bella) November 29th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Barbie White) November 30th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Coco Del Mal) December 1st: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Tina Hot) December 2nd: Loadmymouth (Christien Courtney) December 3rd: Photo set update December 4th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Coco Del Mal)
Next up.... November 15th: 10 girls spreading their toes. November 16th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Abbie Cat) November 17th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Tiana) November 18th: Loadmymouth (Tina Hot) November 19th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Veruca James) November 20th: Anastasia Blonde photo set November 21st: Loadmymouth (Coco Del Mal) November 23rd: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Amirah Adara) November 24th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Rozalina Love) November 25th: Loadmymouth (Jenny Glam) November 26th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Anastasia Blonde) November 27th: Tina Hot photo set November 28th: Loadmymouth (Charlize Bella) November 29th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Barbie White) November 30th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Coco Del Mal) December 1st: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Tina Hot) December 2nd: Loadmymouth (Christien Courtney) December 3rd: Photo set update December 4th: Dancing with the Porn Stars (Coco Del Mal)
ah,a busy schedule of eye rape with the occasional flavorina thrown in.i cant wait brandon.
That video is pretty funny. My chick does perfect with her incisors and cuspids and bicuspids, but we have interference with the molars. She lies and says my dick is too big but I think she just galls me to keep from having to deepthroat. Women are sneaky especially when you let them get complacent.
That video is pretty funny. My chick does perfect with her incisors and cuspids and bicuspids, but we have interference with the molars. She lies and says my dick is too big but I think she just galls me to keep from having to deepthroat. Women are sneaky especially when you let them get complacent.
I've been watching her stuff for a couple of months now. Great ass, but kind of weird tits. Don't now if I'll watch more of her stuff now that she has been contaminated by BI. She is an enthusiastic whore though, and doesn't really have to do a lot of faking.
Not an awful looking PW, in fact, for BI's creepy, short, old ass, this girl is a dstar. Has that generic European ho look, nothing outstanding but a decent everything. I'd fuck her if she came on time, but I wouldn't put any effort into getting her to fuck me, but if I did agreetofuck her, I'd put the effort in to fuck her well. She ain't spending the night though. Looks like a chick I'd have to make applaud for me when I go take a shit so I know she isn't stealing from me
Wow, I reeeeaaaaallly like her for some reason. Oddish body type, nice thick assmeat without being a big fat walrus ass. Her twat is super meaty, her beef curtains are as long as Hairy Rob Lowe's arm hair curtains. But then I see her grill and I'm sold. What a pretty girl, And if she can pull off being cute with an awful person and pornographer like HerpBI, I've just got to see what she pulls off on a real set in a real scene
1) Except for the neck tat, looks a lot like this Belorussian broad I know.
2) GODDAYUMN, that's a pimply ass
3) ...
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
make a tribute, and show her your love...
This shit was filmed at the Dijon Dungeon, which you famously left years ago. Even if I were inclined to proffer payment to the pimply PW, what expectation would I have that she's even available anymore/
To give credit where credit is due, I'll admit this Athina whore has a pretty solid body. But her face looks like it belongs to one of those "women" whose dicks C3X can't get enough of.
Good job, Brandon. You got a huge, ugly title and font covering up half the girl yet you managed to get the light switch and air conditioning in the shot.
Look, the obvious compromise is that you help me with your photography skills. I propose that you work for me as a nude model, then help me create a decent template with the pics of you sucking my dick.
My home audio is a Bluetooth input from my iPhone or laptop and two BN Audio BlackBoxes stacked on top of each other ($500). Works well enough for the neighbors to bitch.
Harmon Kardon, B+O and the like are solutions to a problem nobody has anymore.
Everything gets replaced with something better. Take Gia, for example. She's been replaced by the new-and-improved model Scarlett Skye. Lower mileage. Better performance. Still some miles left on her.
I don't blame her, the thought of having some douchebag canadian midget make me tonguefuck his diseased shitcutter, before violently fucking me and plowing his disease infested nut butter down my throat makes me want to bang back a few bags of horse.
The only shovel needed is the one to dig the grave for your career. It's dead. Obviously, Gia hasn't seen Birdman because if she did, she'd understand when Michael Keaton confronts the critic in the bar.
Brandon, are you ever honest with these girls about their career prospects, or do you entice them to swallow the rancid mustard by telling them to start writing their AVN award acceptance speeches now?
“Why did you want to climb Mount Everest?” This question was asked of George Leigh Mallory, who was with both expeditions toward the summit of the world’s highest mountain, in 1921 and 1922, and who is now in New York. He plans to go again in 1924, and he gave as the reason for persisting in these repeated attempts to reach the top, “Because it’s there.”
“Why did you want to climb Mount Everest?” This question was asked of George Leigh Mallory, who was with both expeditions toward the summit of the world’s highest mountain, in 1921 and 1922, and who is now in New York. He plans to go again in 1924, and he gave as the reason for persisting in these repeated attempts to reach the top, “Because it’s there.”
These girls are insane. Do they not realize that allowing digital recordings of themselves doing such things to be disseminated severely curtails their oppurtunities in life?
Yes. However, I would sell my soulless body for a night with Bella Danger. Please send her to Alaska. I'll mix my spunk with spicy, yellow mustard to make her feel welcome.
20 minutes free for new users at www.brandonironvod.com. Who else on this board has the power to give away time itself....for free! It's like when Superman made the Earth rotate the opposite way on its axis to turn back time. Well, no, actually. It's nothing like that at all. My point is simple: when you think of Superman, think of me.
Brandon so regularly shows flashes of genuine wit that it causes me to question things I consider truisms. Specifically that humor is if not a deeply humaniat expression of ones soul then at the very least it is borne of a profound moral intelligence. Yet we have seen him in innumerable pornographic productions treating women in a way that you can only assume takes amighty dose of sociopathy to sustain lo these many years. Then again as a United Statesian I must keep in mind he is an alien. Canadians are often unfathomable invthis way.
@Whiny D: My glass, like Karlee Grey's mouth, is half full.
You can please some of the people all the time. You can please all of the people some of the time. But you can't please all of the people all of the time. Karlee pleased me for about 20 minutes, but it felt much, much longer. It was that good.
What's strange is that somehow there is a fan of LoadMyMouth.com and he has uploaded your content to the torrent sites today. Sometimes I have found it amusing to look for LoadMyMouth scenes on the torrent sites, where I note that generally there is little to zero demand for it. But today a fan has turned up, sharing a dozen of your recent scenes. Kind of a perverse symmetry to that — he likes the content, and is doing the thing that will most quickly kill its availability.
No, what's strange is thinking a Fleet Admiral listens to the doom and gloom of a Rear Admiral. My War of Error will continue.
I shall go on to the end, I shall fight online, I shall fight on the seas and oceans, I shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, I shall defend my blowjob scenes, whatever the cost may be, I shall fight these bitches, I shall fight on the landing-stripped mounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the San Fernando Valley streets, I shall fight in the Hollywood Hills; I shall never surrender!
@Bluecipher: Thanks for the good memory. I was in Prague with Jake Malone at the time. We had a blast and shot some good scenes. He took that pic and shot the video at a place right behind the Tyn church.
Brandon, do you know any young women who will suck & gag on penises and swallow the semen that is ejected from the tips of those penises and will do all this in front of a camera for cash money?
@Whiny D: My glass, like Karlee Grey's mouth, is half full.
You can please some of the people all the time. You can please all of the people some of the time. But you can't please all of the people all of the time. Karlee pleased me for about 20 minutes, but it felt much, much longer. It was that good.
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Does that really say "sayonara"? Is that the right spelling? Either way, SICK INK BRO
Alexia Gold looks retarded, like her head may be a little too big, I might let her suck my dick after 2 OC 80's and 2 blunts, but I doubt I'd cum, probably more the meds fault than hers.
Alex Little could get the dick, even with the ratchet prison tattoos, though there is something peculiar about her shitpipe, perhaps just PTSD from too many rammings. Sad for such a young jizz bucket. And not as much definition as a girl her size and age should have, which means she's lazier than a shwoogie rich shwoogie. She clearly had potential, now she's got STDs
Alison Ray or Rey whatever, she ain't too shabby. may have to make an inquiry, as much as I hate following BI into a door, let alone a fuckhole he's previously. especially recently polluted. She needs 30 rape showers after a BI visit
Penny Pax looks like a good time.
This was a good page for you BI. Above average grade, for you, it's A+ material.
Things are only getting better, Smokey. The proof is in the pud, which I'm pulling daily. And yes, that's the correct spelling of "sayonara" (goodbye).
I think fearless is having fears but jumping anyway. Taylor Swift
Fear keeps us focused on the past or worried about the future. If we can acknowledge our fear, we can realize that right now we are okay. Right now, today, we are still alive, and our bodies are working marvelously. Thich Nhat Hanh
For sale: one pair of used, open-cheeked, thong pantyhose worn by Amirah Adara for www.loadmymouth.com. $19.95 includes shipping and handling anywhere in the continental U.S. E-mail me: brandon@brandoniron.com
It it refreshing to see porn shot through a fish-eye lens. Proportionality and perspective are so overrated, give me the fun-house mirror effect any day.
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Zev is hot as fuck, and you guys with the "she has tattoos she must hate herself" should probably get over yourself. She is beautiful. BI, you should PM me some deets, would love to have her out to NY for some playtime. That Brittney Shea chick is bad too. You've had a good run recently BI. Well done.
Zev is hot as fuck, and you guys with the "she has tattoos she must hate herself" should probably get over yourself. She is beautiful.
She is hot, but those comments mostly apply to horrendous tatts like a full sleeve of your toddler son, "Hit it Harder" across your gut, or a bee buzzing out of your asshole.
What has become of my life? Normally when a stripper gives me her number, I just google it to make sure they don't have any escort ads. The one from last night was a Czech girl named Denisa visiting from Florida. I had to do a search here to make sure Brandon hadn't been with her already. There's a Denisa in this thread, but it isn't the same girl thankfully.
Brandon is really letting this thread go to shit. I don't see any starfish or honeypots in his recent posts. Dude is just mailing it in, in his old age.
I'm just trying to move with the times. It seems that the more popular something is, the easier it is to find it on the torrents. People still pay for good amateur and clip store content, so I'll keep squeezing the lemons for as much juice as possible. Anything to avoid a dreaded j-o-b. Manyvids pays bonuses to it's top earners, too.
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Brandon, what was that movie by Jake Malone where you and some other men took turns shoving your penises into Kaci Starr's mouth. At one point you beat your penis against her face violently as you said "Yeah!" and at that point she called for a timeout because she needed "water".
Thank you for your posts, windsock. I have posted here for nearly 16 years and consider you my one true friend. I'm not 100% sure but I do recall an incident with baby oil being mistaken for water on a Jake Malone set. It may or may not have been Kaci Starr's scene. All I can say is that I learned that baby oil and contact lenses make for a great deal of discomfort. I never claimed to be an ophthalmologist but an unfortunate co-star of mine desperately needed one.
Awfully kind of you to say, Brandon. And for good or ill I feel close to you as well. I'm not proud of this, but when I watch your scenes I have to admit to myself "Yes, were I in Brandon's place I would treat these young women in practically the same way".
Brandon, assuming you hire professional models/actresses, do you really make enough money through manyvids that you can pay them standard fees and still turn a profit? If that's true, what's to stop the average person from doing it? (average meaning ugly with a small penis and few friends).. to what do you attribute your success in the medium?
It's 2016. "Reduce, reuse, and recycle" is my mantra. Manyvids is simply an additional stream of income to help me remain gainfully unemployed. I am incredibly lazy and will work tirelessly to stay that way.
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I'm humbled by the amazing show of support from my XXXPT brothers. Thank you for all that you've done for me.
Remember when Tony Montana looked up from his mansion and saw "THE WORLD IS YOURS...?" on the blimp? It was his, but only before he was murdered. My point? The world may not be yours but this scene could be: "FREE MADISON SUCK FUCK RIM SWALLOW"
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I love wild-ass teens who get their boyfriends to drop them off at California Chicken Cafe so they can go suck off a stranger. Make America Great Again!
Soooooo, in review: She's thick, fugly, has a cop badge tattoo, and sucked Brandon's herpstick. Congrats, BI, I think you've found the whore who made Fiend a cuckold.
Barefoot blonde BREE MITCHELLS is 19 years old, new to the industry, and it's her last night in Los Angeles before flying home. I picked her up at the model house around 10:30pm and she still has not yet packed her bag for her early morning flight. I've always depended on the kindness of strangers. Does it go beyond kindness to go blow an older man and swallow his cum? That all depends on whether you believe romance can spark over a gap of 28 years. It can't but don't tell that to Bree. She models teeny tiny jean shorts and blue half shirt which shows off her impressive abs. Sweet, petite, and fit! I asked Bree to run the show and it's a bit awkward for both of us. She has a tight little lady lump butt and she flexes it towards me. I'm nervous because I feel rushed to shoot quickly and get her back to the house. She's nervous because she's not sure exactly what I want. Then she breaks the ice with "I went to the beach today. It was fun. I wish you would have came but I'm glad I'm here now with you." She asks the ridiculous question, "So are you happy to see me?" and it's time to unwrap this present. She takes off the shorts to show her purple panties. The shirt and bra come off next and she has gorgeous tan lines on bee sting boobies. To give credit where credit is due, her A cup breasts are perfect for her frame. A total cheerleader/spinner. She drops to her knees and tells me sucking cock is her favourite and that she likes to see how much she can fit in her mouth. She sucks me from soft to hard. Gotta love the keeping-the-tongue-on-the-bottom-of-the-shaft move. Seriously good cock worship. Saliva-producing self-impaling starts around 6:02mins. Ball sucking and simultaneous stroking convince me I've once again underestimated a new girl. I say to her, "I'm almost 47 years old. You're 19. What do you think about that?" She replies, "Do you like it?" When I tell her "I love it," she smiles and licks my shaft. After more prompting, she says she doesn't mind the gap, something poor London Tube riders are constantly reminded to do. She started swallowing from the start of her cocksucking days, 3 years ago. "Spitting is for quitters." She ties her hair back. She lets me fuck her face for a bit but I sense it's not her thing, so I back off. I ask her to spread her french-tipped toes for me. Beautiful soft, pink soles. She brings things home with more ball sucking and dick tricks, making nice popping sounds with her mouth. I ask her how much she is going to swallow, she smiles and says, "All of it." A promise made is a promise kept. Her phone alarm rings just as we finish, signalling the party's over. Look, I'm 46 and know for a fact that it'll never be over. Ever. Enjoy!
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A Ramona Flour supporter, no doubt. In all seriousness, it's in everyone's interest to have me gainfully employed. When I have nothing to do, I post nonsense here.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Starfish and Honeypots - 04/17/1608:10 PM
the fuck you talking about? Your employment entails nothing BUT posting nonsense here.
the fuck you talking about? Your employment entails nothing BUT posting nonsense here.
No, Sir. Porn is my hobby. I don't earn enough to feed myself. My cupboards are bare except for a few dented cans of dog food purchased at the 99 Cent Store. I've been holding out but they are starting to look tasty.
I was heartbroken to not win the Manyvids Contract Star contest despite the overwhelming support from my fellow XXXPT'ers. I escaped to Spain to console myself and contemplate my future. After a great deal of consideration, I've decided to run again for next year! My campaign starts today here: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/
Kaylee is really really cute. If I join your manyvids thing or whatever will you guarantee I will have access to footage of her being throatpoked and otherwise used like a piece of sexy meat?
Matchstick-thin waif RIKKI SIX models a teeny tiny thong-backed bikini and platform stripper heels on her french-pedicured feet. She's the ultimate Barbie with long blonde hair, big DD tits, and a bubble butt. I get to perv out on her in the bathroom and my camera creeps all around her as she stands still, presenting herself to me like a barely-wrapped gift. She says she likes to meet new people and do "plenty of things." Thankfully, one of those things is swallowing. She says she loves it and started back in high school. She takes off her top, revealing tanned titanic tits on her tiny frame. I get to feast on her ass while removing her thong. Crude troglodytes will say I tongue-punched her fart box but analingus aficionados will recognise true ass worship. She drops to her knees to suck my cock. The shoes come off and I suck her toes before jacking my dick with her soft pink soles. She takes me downstairs and continues to suck, pausing to ask me if I like her dirty little mouth. She flicks her tongue against my balls and tickles them before standing up, turning around, and spreading her ass for me. I ask her how she wants me to finish and she replies, "I want you to put this all in my mouth." She strokes me with both hands and begs for cum before sucking me to completion. My cock carpet bombs her tongue with thick, white, gloopy cum. I tell her it's my gift to her and that there are no returns. She swallows and seems to genuinely appreciate my compliment that her mouth is incredible. She says she's glad I liked it. I shake her hand, then her tongue before telling RIKKI SIX she's a "10."
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All I know is that today was my best day on Manyvids since I started in January. For the moment, I'm the #1 Studio. If the guy who donated $50 to the Face Fuck Fund is from XXXPT, I am eternally grateful. Man, all this time I thought no one cared about me. Now I find out that almost 1,000 profile views came today. Your support is humbling.
"The Muppets" cancelled by ABC. Rikki Six pays tribute to Miss Piggy
According to Variety, The Muppets television show was not renewed for a second season. Critics claim the show failed to live up to the legacy of Jim Henson's characters. As a show of support to her favourite female cast member, Rikki Six paid homage to Miss Piggy in this POV blowjob scene for Manyvids: https://www.manyvids.com/Video/199956/MISS-PIGGY-aka-RIKKI-SIX-Second-Feeding/ The role of Kermit, her love interest, is played by Brandon Iron. When contacted for comment, Iron said, "It's not easy being green...with envy when you see her sucking my cock like a little pig. I love that she swallows!"
RICKI WHITE invites Johnny Fender over to talk about her problem. She was blowing a guy and he wanted to move on to sex after a very short blowjob. She prides herself on giving good head and wants to make sure she hasn't lost her touch. Johnny checks her out in her black dress and open-toed high heels. She's not wearing panties. She busts out her big tits and offers up her mouth to Johnny. She asks for an honest evaluation of her skills. Messy, sloppy POV head and a big facial. Four more cocks are sucked and four fat facials are delivered. Cum ends up in her hair and coats her face from forehead to chin with a white beard stringing down to her tits. Great pleaser, great slut!
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This is one of those ladies whose position in the female beauty hierarchy is wildly uncertain. At times fawned over, rejected at others. It must make for a fair amount of personal chaos and schizophrenia.
RICKI WHITE is 21, 5'4", and weighs 125lbs. She lost 20lbs in 6 months thanks to diet and exercise. She did intensive muscle training, running, and didn't eat after 7pm each night. She's a fan of green tea and cum but not necessarily together. She lost her virginity at 18 while partying. Got her Birds and Bees talk at 13 and was home schooled. She was recruited by a guy at the mall whose line was "You're really sexy. You should do porn." Turns out this guy was a friend of Brian Pumper and she was turned out from there. This self-proclaimed sex addict went from normal to nympho pretty quickly. She grew up in Redlands, California, and was popular for her 38-inch hips. Her big, bubble butt is bursting out of a thong. She spreads her cheeks to show me her asshole and claims she got "burned out" on butt sex. Ricki has 3 older sisters: one is a mom, one has multiple graduate degrees, and the third is pregnant. None of them know what the black sheep of the family is doing. Ricki was studying kinesiology and wanted to teach Physical Education before settling on the passion of porn. She wants to pursue a Psychology degree along with Sex Education. Cock worship begins and she teases the head of my dick with her tongue. She spits and slobbers to make things wet before self-impaling herself on me. Beautiful, concentrated eye contact from a true pleaser. Rhythmic pumps of her throat cause her to upchuck a bit but she swallows it back down. I fuck her D-cup tits and she asks me if she can put it back in her mouth. Each order of "Deeper" is obeyed. Side view of her knob-slobbering, giving an excellent view of a vein that bulges on her temple when she pushes. "I'm thirsty. I want you to cum all in my mouth. I'm going to swallow it." Her prediction comes true! Clairvoyant cocksuckers....HOORAY!!
That was a sensational write-up on this lady. Do you think this gives her an edge over her sisters in the family pecking order? I mean, surely none of them had that much prose written about them.
Ricki was better when she had a bit more meat on her bones, slightly saggy but natural breasts and pale skin. Once she porned up she lost my interest.
This woman is not known to me outside of this thread and that sounds like an extraordinary transformation and I so not evidence of what you describe as her prior self in what I see here. This phenomenon of "porned out" was seemingly touched on in the Velicity Von thread in porn general. Clearly it is an antecedent of what mainstream Hollywood stars do. For some reason the first one that comes to mind is Brittany Murphey. What is actually going on here though, because we are all well aware, including the ladies, that it is their initial, healthy incarnation which the vast majority falls in love with. Obviously that's not the right way to look at it because these are personal choices borne from the private theatre if their minds. But the trajectories are so predictable and samey that conspiracy seems plausible. 'Mulholland Dr.' type of thing.
At least she doesn't have the terrible fake n' bake in those BI videos.
Pics of her pre-boobjob and weight loss are harder to come by. At least through a quick google search. Her ass had a particularly pleasing jelly-like bounce and an identifying mole near her ass crack.
One of the hottest starlets of the naughties, RILEY SHY, 21, models some XXX lip gloss. She goes into great detail about how it helps her to suck cock. She shows off her sheer blue bra and thong panty set. Perfect, heart-shaped ass. Top comes off. 34-22-34. She plays peek-a-boo with her pussy and she says, "I'm horny because I've got 5 good-looking dicks in front of me and they're getting hard so I'm gonna suck them. Please let me suck them." She wants to get the cum all over her face. Panties get removed. Ass cheeks get spread, revealing a perfect pink asshole. She drops to her knees and 5 guys surround her. Dick worship service commences. Total enthusiasm from a great cocksucker. Hands and mouth working together. The guys are lined up and she works her way down. Riley sits on a couple faces. Great potty-mouth talk and she promises to eat all the loads. "You ready to drop your fucking loads on my pretty face? Yeah....mess me the fuck up!" "Can I eat it yet?" Things get real when she starts dealing with the volume and viscosity of her gooey treat. As the first rivulets are diverted into her mouth, she gags and wretches hard at 18:20 minutes, as if her gut was saying, "Stop. Don't do this. I'm warning you." Like a spokeswoman for Campbell's soup, she says, "Ooooh....it's chunky." Riley blows her nose and starts playing with the stringy mess. Round of applause. Well-deserved! After taking a shower, she crawls to me naked and sucks me off. I can't help but notice the redness of her eyes. The cum burned a bit. Do I let this stop her from fucking me with her mouth? Of course not. Her nose divides my cumshot like two avalanches tumbling down opposite sides of a mountain. She deftly finger-feeds herself the white gold. Billions of potential lives are lost and their dreams dashed. Or maybe -- just maybe -- they were fulfilled.
I saw Riley Shy do an "extra" scene with "von Swine" in one of his dumb pornographies. At scene's end she sweetly leans in for a kiss which he either doesn't notice or chooses not to reciprocate. It was touching and a little sad. She's cute and seems like a really sweet girl. I mean whore.
One of the cutest starlets of the mid 2000s, RILEY SHY had a well-deserved reputation for doing great scenes. This POV blowjob/footjob/suck/fuck and swallow video is no exception. She models a lime green bikini top and thong bottom in open-toed mule high heels. I just told her to be as nasty as she wanted to be and this was her opening, "Hey fuckers! Riley's back! She wanted some more fucking cock, so she is here to get some!" She strips down and spreads her ass before kicking off her shoes. She lotions her feet and models her soles. She tells me that her "mouth is open and it works really well." Blowjob. Foot job. Doggy style fuck. Cum in mouth. She sucks her own toes and says she's sure she'll be back. Quality slut with a prime pussy.
With elfish measurements of 32A-23-32, pint-sized pornstar ODETTE DELACROIX is a big name in petite models. She stands 5'0" tall and weighs 88 pounds. She has pigtail braids in her hair and models a schoolgirl outfit consisting of a white belly shirt, pink miniskirt, thigh highs, and high heels. She shakes her ass and her other teeny tiny lady lumps. She's got some good moves and does a sweet striptease. Her hips don't lie and they seem to say, "Perverts love my hairless pussy." Her second song involves some twerking, gyrating and cat crawls on my carpet. Let her rhythmic movements charm your snake out of its pants.
Petite pornstar ODETTE DELACROIX has dainty size 5 feet. Her toes peek out of her yoga socks and stand at attention for your nose. She is 5'0" (60 inches) tall, weighs 88 lbs (40 kg), and her measurements are 32A-23-32. She gives new meaning to the term "hot yoga." She talks about how ripe her feet smell and how she keeps them so smooth and soft. Massage them. Lick them. Worship them. Never forget them.
An ex from the late 90s could write with her foot. Her ability to grip a pen with her toes was incredibly simian. I allowed her to think I thought it was cute but inside I was repulsed. We drifted apart.
Casting video of LAURA SEACORD: She's 18 years old. Shot her in the office bathroom. A friend of hers who had sucked my cock referred her to me. Did the cash I slipped into her hand make it tawdry and cheap? I certainly hope so. Female pimps are few and far between. It was late at night and everyone else had gone home. Took off her clothes and walked her to the bathroom wearing only her orange bootyshort panties. She thinks 18 year olds are getting "better and better" as we get on in the years. Red pedicured toes. I ask her if she's heard the expression, "Youth is wasted on the young." She wholeheartedly agrees. She likes older men in bed, she says, and appreciates their experience. I bite my tongue to learn that she considers an older man between "25 and 30." I inform her that I'm older than that and she replies, "That's OK!" Insane story about wandering outside her house one night. A 49 year old gangster invited her into his home and they "enjoyed themselves." Lost her virginity at age 11 to a 27 year old man she met at Carpinteria beach. She wanted to get tipsy. He had vodka. They fucked in a beach bathroom. Poses doggystyle on the counter. Cute asshole. Drops to her knees and sucks my cock. She obeys my command to put her hands behind her back and open her eyes to me. Game on! I hold her hair in a ponytail and start fucking her face. I have her full and complete attention. Things get upgraded to pumping her pussy instead of her mouth. I have to admit I'm part grossed out and part turned on by the way she puts her cheek to the bathroom floor a few feet away from the stalls. POV doggy fuck. Pussy farts as I thrust deeper. Took a break to check in with her. She was enjoying it, so I kept fucking her and slipped my thumb in her butthole. It was really, REALLY tight. Like wearing a ring that's too small and can't remove. She asked for something for her knees, so I slip a sock under each and go to town. "Cum in my mouth" echoes off the walls. Same for a hard slap to her arched ass. I bring my cock to her mouth to suck and she starts begging for cum. "Please....please cum in my mouth" as she sucks my balls. One rope of cum is shot under her right nostril and eerily resembles a booger. The rest goes on her tongue. She finger feeds the spillage into her mouth and swallows everything. The involuntary wretch of her body tells me that her education is just beginning. I tell her she's "the best" and don't add another word.
Casting video of BRIANNA LOVE: Close up shot of Brianna's bodacious booty in an orange thong. It's Wonder of the World worthy. 19 YEARS OLD! Originally from Fresno, California. She loves Vegas. Has always had a nice "bottom." Lost virginity at 14 years old to a 16 year old guy. Had sex with a girl first. Admits to being a very sexual person. Has been a swallower since the first time cum went in her mouth. Ass spread. First tried anal at 17 and told the guy to cum in her ass. She orgasmed from it. She gets on her knees and says she enjoys making a man feel good. BEST HEAD EVER. Unfortunately, I caught a bad case of verbal diarrhoea. I was nervous! Apologies for ruining the moment by being too chatty. Face pumps. She lets me go deep for a bit but I don't want to spoil anything. I gear down and sniff and rim her asshole. I check her oil with my thumb and she tastes it. I fire a load into her gaping mouth and she gargles before swallowing. This tiny-titted temptress blows a kiss and calls me "baby." I'm rather she call me....maybe? Nope, no chance. Ms. Love fell out of love with porn and chose a much quieter civilian life. Hope she is as happy as she's made her legions of fans. One of the hottest babes to ever swallow my cum. I've been to the Mountaintop!
Another month is nearly over and I find myself grifting my way into the top 10 at Manyvids. Hoping to rise one more spot to get the $300 bonus. $250 is till nice, don't get me wrong, but as I've shown countless times over the years, more is always better.
Casting video of SHAWNA LENEE aka KARA MYNOR: A few superstars started out on their knees sucking my cock but SHAWNA LENEE tops the list. She poses doggystyle on my couch with a black thong flossing her bubble butt. She went by "Kara Mynor" back then when she was just 18 years 2 months old. Swallowed for first time at 15. Has fucked 3 guys at same time while partying. Had crush on boss at work. A couple friends watched and joined in. Shawna does a 2-hand ass spread. Spanks herself but claims she bruises easily. She shaves her pussy every other day to keep it smooth. Beautiful pink soles of her feet. She's a petite 5'2" and weighs 100lbs. POV cock worship with excellent eye contact. I ask if she'd prefer the cum on her face or in her mouth. She replies, "In my mouth, please." Shawna tongue-bathes my balls. I was born in 1968, she in 1987, making a nearly 2 decade difference in our ages. "You like an 18-year-old sucking your dick?" Two-hand stroking and gentle tongue licks all over my shaft. Gave her first blowjob to a 19 year old when she was 15. "I could have got him in trouble," she says upon reflection. I tell her that she's going to get me in trouble but she shakes her head, smiles, and says, "I'm legal." Tongue flicks to the mushroom tip before she goes deep. I have the privilege of worshipping her toes and asshole with my mouth. Smells and tastes like teen spirit, sending me to Nirvana. Back on her knees, she begs for cum. "I just want you to cum in my mouth so I can swallow it." Ball licking while we both prepare for Feeding Time. A big, thick, white load is blasted onto her tongue and swallowed while she stares into the camera. Her deft tongue scoops up some minor spillage and we both know the truth when I tell her she's the best. Was this really shot 11 years ago?? Tempus fugit.
You may know her as Carlota Teen or, like me, you may not know her at all. This 19-year-old caliente cocksucker was on set for my friend Ralph Long in Barcelona. She was taking selfies but I wanted to take different pics. Fortune favours the bold, so I took her by the hand and stole her for a few short minutes. She models a thong and when my questions in English go unanswered, I guide her to my crotch for a more intimate conversation. She enjoys my turgid tapas offering and it whets both her appetite and her pussy. I give her a pillow for her knees and let her worship my cock. A small push on the top of her head does not go unnoticed and she instinctively goes down further to eat my ass. I was nervous about interrupting the shoot going on in the next room so made this quickie extra quick. She rolls onto her back and licks my balls while I build up steam. Unsure if she knows that I want her to swallow my load, I throw caution to the wind and cum to her tonsils. Penelope laps up the leche and licks her lips in satisfaction, unaffected by the 29-year-gap in our ages. Tarda una hora en conocerte y solo un dia enamorarme. Pero me llevara toda una vida poder olividarte. -- It took me an hour to know you and only a day to fall in love. But it will take me a lifetime to be able to forget you. The funny thing is this: a couple of days later, Ralph and I were eating dinner in the Port Vell area of Barcelona when who should we see? Penelope, of course! Do you think she wanted anything to do with us? Not a chance. She had her taste and was moving on to other delicacies. Adios, baby!
Brandon, I must admit I am a huge fan of your pornography. I just love how you treat these ladies with your big dick. My only criticism is that your cums are pathetic. Why don't you squirt more exuberantly? Are you a homosexual?
My cum is too thick to squirt. Thick, milky cum hanging off my mushroom tip in bass-guitar-string-sized ropes. Are you the gentleman who purchased my dirty socks and underwear from my Manyvids store? My prices are shockingly low.
No I will not buy your socks. But I will pay a lot of money for that pretty striped shirt Lisa Parks was wearing before you ruined her life in 'ThroatGaggers'. I come so hard each time I watch that scene and I hate myself because if it.
The Lisa Parks Throatgaggers scene is actually touching. Brandon and another guy orally degraded her. At one point the other guy causes her to cough a big amount of phlegm and her hands go to her face in embarrassment. Very sweet. That's generally the point during the scene where my nuts hydraulically dispense their gravy.
Yep, thats why so few porn scenes do it for me anymore. No spontaneity or candidness. There's too much Sasha Grey over the top talk and posing and too little real fucking.
I remember a scene with Jerry Butler [whom I couldn't stand] and Barbara Dare [whom never really turned me on]. It was a condom scene and he was giving it to her really hard. The condom apparently broke and and he withdrew and told her about it. She had a glazed [no pun intended] look in her eyes and looked up at him and said "huh"? " it did what"? she was almost incoherent and obviously completely lost in getting fucked. No faking going on there. I found that the most erotic thing in the scene.
My unforgettable moment was seeing Ginger Lynn blowing Dan T. Mann in POV and mouthing the words, "I love it" to the camera. I can still see it clearly now.
Casting video of SUSY GALA: I met Susy during a recent visit to Barcelona. She speaks Spanish but just a little English. Will silence mean acceptance? Of course not. This girl is pretty and knows it. Her ass is bubbly and peachy at the same time. It was voted Best Ass on the Iberian peninsula, no small feat. She struts her tattooed body into the bedroom and lets me take off her shoes. She gets on the bed, turns her ass to the camera, and spreads for a two glute salute. No rimming will be tolerated for this blowjob but she puts in a good effort nonetheless. She jacks my cock with her feet before sucking me in POV. She puts in her time before presenting her rear end in doggiestyle for me to jerk my cock and admire her holes. I cum on her smooth soles and she hops to the shower to wash off my filth.
I think J.B. and Jerky greatly damaged BI's self esteem. He may not return anytime soon, to hear your tender words of encouragement Mr. Windsock. This is what happens when doves cry!*
JM Productions ruined the lives of many young women. Like Eva Moore in the first 'Gag Factor'. The penis goes so unexpectedly swiftly and deeply into her upsidedown mouth that her eyes roll cartoonishly up in her head. Or down, as it were.
That was in the year 2000. She would be approaching forty about now. Young males who weren't even born when that scene was produced are now masturbating over it.
I think Brandon still feels rejected and is avoiding us. From my former life and repeated watching of that 80's classic Vice Squad, I have come to understand the mindset of the want to be alpha pimp.
Brandon could simulate this role as long as he paid defenseless girls enough to have them stand still to be slapped, but when he ran into a true alpha (and scuz ball) like Rob Black, his act rapidly wilted and he was exposed for the little boy he actually was, and is.
Then he felt betrayed by Faceblaster, a mope to whom he had given the tee shirt off his own back! Just joking, I suspect he charged the guy $50 for it cause that's how Brandon rolls. All Faceblaster needed to do was show up, join the Bukkake line, and say things like "Brandon, you're the bestest!" But then Donkey Long appeared.
Brandon became enthralled by this loud mouthed felonious lout and envied his "alpha" behavior, even though it was mostly exhibited by smacking small Asian girls around, and posting like a meth head online.
Faceblaster reputiated his Bukkake "daddy" over Donny Long and Brandon was pissed! He couldn't allow someone from the back of the line to challenge his front of the line "pimp" status. But Brandon's electronic pimp hand had gone flacid once he was demoded and the rest shall we say is history when J.B. and Jerky banded him after he posted TMI about faceblaster.
So Brandon mopes, having lost the last tatters of his self respect.
Two extended and conflicted love letters to Brandon Irons by "Jake Malone's Ghost". Very strange. You have to be somewhat inspired to have thought about it to come up with "electronic pimp hand".
2) Years ago we dropped Tranzer off in a locked dog crate at the entrance to Quantico with a note asking the FBI behavioral profilers to figure out his major malfunction. You should get the same treatment.
I'm well flattered that I project this image of me in your mind, but it simply isn't true. I'm actually a very sweet man. Ask Gia. I've never met her but she has a feline intuition about character and I'm pretty sure she has me correctly pegged as a sweetheart, though I might be wrong. I lied. I have one arrest around 2000 for a DUI in which I horrifically mangled my Dodge Omni in a thankfully one car accident. They had to bring in a flatbed to cart it away. One of the cops kept saying "I don't understand how this kid is still walking around!" He was clearly a rookie because drunks are notorious for walking away from wrecks unscathed when they take out a family of 4.
Given that you state Gia has never met you, I will treat that suggestion with the lack of interest it deserves. I suspect you simply don't remember all the horrible things you do when you black out while drunk and this has been going on for years.
I've stuck my fingers in my butthole during blackouts. I needn't go into how I surmised this. But insofar as harm to others, which you seem to be suggestion, I'm fairly certain it is nothing less banal than drunk texting/dialing. But of course I can't be certain. But I am self aware enough to realize that I don't have the intellect for criminality. I'd be incarcerated from the get go. But let me ask you, what makes you so sure of this assessment if ny person you have made? Be very specific if possible.
I've stuck my fingers in my butthole during blackouts. I needn't go into how I surmised this. But insofar as harm to others, which you seem to be suggestion, I'm fairly certain it is nothing less banal than drunk texting/dialing. But of course I can't be certain. But I am self aware enough to realize that I don't have the intellect for criminality. I'd be incarcerated from the get go. But let me ask you, what makes you so sure of this assessment if ny person you have made? Be very specific if possible.
Certainly. It is now established through the help of Faceblaster that you like to store your cell phone in your ass. This is a technique used by prisoners doing hard time to hide this device. You obviously have a horrible guilt complex for your perverted sex actions, and these must have landed you in prison.
And quite a bit if local hay was made about the DUI, but I handled it with aplomb and turned a negative into a positive in classic style. If there was anything to dig up on me they would dug it up. Again, I am not a freak.
It just annoys me. From time to time here people insinuate that I'm not a good person. They even go so far as to say I'm evil. It is kind of outrageous and unfounded.
How the fuck does whether or not I shut up effect your life, asshole? Fuck you. Fuck you ass to mouth. Fuck you ass to mouth until you puke. You've been nothing but rude and mean to me for no reason and I've had it! HAD IT!!!
It's amazing, for years Windsock, you posted on a regular but less frequent basis, and then all of a sudden, you are filling up the board with new threads, which detract from whatever humor you bring. The point of a joke account, as I've been reminded by the pros is not to overdo it. A little schtick goes a long way. I suspect there is something that is causing a meltdown in your life, but I can't bring myself to care what this may be.
Because I want you to know that it's obvious you are going through much inner pain and if you were to shut up, it would make this place a more enjoyable read. But as far as having any empathy for your suffering, that Windsock, would violate everything this place stands for. So fuck off and die.
Because I want you to know that it's obvious you are going through much inner pain and if you were to shut up, it would make this place a more enjoyable read. But as far as having any empathy for your suffering, that Windsock, would violate everything this place stands for. So fuck off and die.
J.B. is a fine and lucid poster, thinker, and board administrator. And I say that with all impartiality 'cause he thteatened to Gimp Box me only a few days ago.
I did no such thing. I asked Bill which troll he was referring to because he'd been calling for both of your heads. Don't blame me because you have to out-troll the trolls. Did you wind up there? Okay then. At the same time, I'm not the only one ho can put you there.
I did no such thing. I asked Bill which troll he was referring to because he'd been calling for both of your heads. Don't blame me because you have to out-troll the trolls. Did you wind up there? Okay then. At the same time, I'm not the only one ho can put you there.
In all seriousness, aside from the occasional legitimate industry postings in Talent and the 2 segregated boards, this forum is nothing but trolling. Get real. I may be annoying but I'm innocuous compared to some of these asshats. In fact, I'd go so far as to call myself a gentleman. Willie lives to hate. His issue, not mine.
Nor mine. And, just as we don't delete accounts upon request, you don't get gimp boxed upon request. My name's not Moxie, so you'll have to ask someone else to fulfill your request goad someone else into helping you achieve your quest for martyrdom.
You've misunderstood me. The best case scenario is no Gimp Boxing. I was just pointing out that if it does come to that the punishment element will be negligable.
Huntley and Jenny come to mind. 
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