how do I become a m pornstar? letters people send

This Salon writer gets the weirdest emails:

Ahem, ...

pic of the dummy that wrote that shit...


site. no surprise she writes fiction.


this is where she proves her ignorance. the term "stuntcock" is foreign to her.

To the uninitiated, James Deen and his peers are sexual superheroes. Yet, in Porn Valley, the male porn star is situated squarely in the industry’s most precarious position. Tasked with holding up an entire production by the strength of his erection, he is beholden entirely to others’ desires: a female costar who may be more interested in a paycheck than in him, a bored director hiding behind a video monitor, a crew member who long ago learned it’s easier to make porn by tuning out than tuning in. The male porn star’s greatest fear: a penile breakdown. From our red velvet seats in the anatomical theater that technology has given us, we watch the woodsman working, scrutinizing his every thrust. If his body fails him, he knows he is penniless, forgotten utterly, a human being chewed up like a piece of gristle spat out by the Great American Capitalism Machine that ate him.

She could be Bobbi Starr's sister.

Hell, I thought she WAS Bobbi Star....

I thought a mope's greatest fear was getting shit on his stick while doing anal without a rubber.