Aspen Ann, 25

Posted by: Jerkules

Aspen Ann, 25 - 08/29/13 04:14 PM

Aspen Ann

Ethnicity: White
Age: 25
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Weight: 110
Height: 5'1
Bust: 34 B
Available For:

Boy/Girl Blow Jobs Girl/Girl Hand Jobs
Oral Interracial Facials Anal Gang Bangs DP Orgys

Available Sept 9



http://syndicatemodeling.com/l.a.-models.html

https://twitter.com/Kandycexxx


Brandon, someone, anyone, tap that ass. Then link the site here.

Thank you.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 08/29/13 06:08 PM

Really unflattering angles. Learn how to photograph girls so you look like you're selling sex, not a black market kidney.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 08/29/13 08:41 PM

Pffffft. Whatever. She looks like she hates herself more than me, and that's all that matters.
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 08/29/13 09:31 PM

She has that mannish Dana Dearmond face.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 08/29/13 09:58 PM

Eh, I wouldn't hang that on the broad. I do think she looked better as a blond though. Also, I hate bangs on a chick.



She does a Jerkules in this one:

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 08/30/13 12:17 AM

The bangs weren't working on her. Or most girls. Bangs only work if you have a face with no imperfections.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 08/30/13 12:36 AM

Bangs are her current look, from the agency site. The blond pix are from her Twitter from a few months ago.
Posted by: TRPWL

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 08/30/13 07:04 AM

Quote:
not a black market kidney.
rotfl


The blonde look is better....
Posted by: Guess

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 08/30/13 10:23 AM

I would rent her vids and crank a few out. Good luck to her.
Posted by: butterman

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/01/13 10:02 AM

[quote=Jerkules]Aspen Ann

Ethnicity: White
Age: 25
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Weight: 110
Height: 5'1
Bust: 34 B
Available For:

Boy/Girl Blow Jobs Girl/Girl Hand Jobs
Oral Interracial Facials Anal Gang Bangs DP Orgys

Available Sept 9


Damn, what doesn't she do? Why wait till the 9th someone should be filming her today!
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/01/13 12:47 PM

Yeah, maybe anal, but a white chick shouldn't advertise I/R for the first 6months in the biddness, so the fans of it can work themselves into a will she/won't she fervor. Orgies shouldn't be done until yer shot out or desperate.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/01/13 04:36 PM

I'd like to see her get adriano'ed.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/01/13 07:39 PM

She would be a good candidate. She utilizes her butt in many of her cam shows.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/01/13 08:30 PM

I think mikey A. should do a series where he obliterates sub-par whores. I'd watch it.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/02/13 02:07 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Yeah, maybe anal, but a white chick shouldn't advertise I/R for the first 6months in the biddness, so the fans of it can work themselves into a will she/won't she fervor. Orgies shouldn't be done until yer shot out or desperate.


That only applies if the girl is attractive.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/02/13 07:58 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Yeah, maybe anal, but a white chick shouldn't advertise I/R for the first 6months in the biddness, so the fans of it can work themselves into a will she/won't she fervor. Orgies shouldn't be done until yer shot out or desperate.


That only applies if the girl is attractive.


Wrong and up yours to both of you.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/02/13 08:19 AM

Sorry Tri. It ain't anything against I/R, it is just a sound marketing strategy.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/02/13 08:51 AM

I would suggest Tri get over himself on all this racial shit but I know it ain't happenin'.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/02/13 06:23 PM

IR doesn't matter as much as holding off on the other acts for career longevity. Then again, these days, the average fan is so fickle, any strategy will only grant you a short lived career anyway.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/02/13 06:32 PM

it's all been done, sooo many times.
Posted by: TRPWL

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/03/13 07:07 AM

Don't confuse the Tritones of the world with regular fans. Remember him and his crew are the guys who call a girl racist if she wont like the ass of a blackman regardless of how many IRs scenes shes shot...
Posted by: Guess

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/03/13 07:36 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
IR doesn't matter as much as holding off on the other acts for career longevity. Then again, these days, the average fan is so fickle, any strategy will only grant you a short lived career anyway.


Yeah, I don't know. It seems to me like a lot of the biggest stars jumped straight into the hard hardcore... Sasha Grey comes to mind.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/03/13 04:54 PM

Originally Posted By: TRPWL
Don't confuse the Tritones of the world with regular fans. Remember him and his crew are the guys who call a girl racist if she wont like the ass of a blackman regardless of how many IRs scenes shes shot...


If she will lick the ass of non-black man, but NOT a black man ... then yeah, we're gonna call her on it.

If she doesn't lick ANY man's ass, then its cool.

The whole point is that a performer needs to do the same things with black men that she will do with other men.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/03/13 07:12 PM

Please stop derailing this thread.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/03/13 07:41 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz
I think mikey A. should do a series where he obliterates sub-par whores. I'd watch it.


so would I...right up til he does Irons in.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/04/13 02:55 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
If she will lick the ass of non-black man, but NOT a black man ... then yeah, we're gonna call her on it. If she doesn't lick ANY man's ass, then its cool.

The whole point is that a performer needs to do the same things with black men that she will do with other men.


these whores are trash that will stop at nothing, but will give deliberate pause when they have locked serious eyes with black man asshole, when they have found themselves up against it. and in those quiet moments, begin to reflect upon the many twists and turns of their lives that brought them there. intimacy comes in many different forms. and few things are as intimate as being reduced to human 2-ply.

i know women that have this problem- they love a black man and get jealous and insecure over him but also want to throw up when he touches them. Brothers understand this. i go henceforth in the interest of heightened civility and basic common respect and such, in this new Obama era of white desire to prove things are different- would you like a revolver and one round?
Posted by: fartz

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/05/13 05:05 PM

Get with the program. Everybody knows tritone self medicates with Colt45 and Brian Pumper movies.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/05/13 05:08 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz
Get with the program. Everybody knows tritone self medicates with Colt45


Ciroc. Peach Ciroc. And Grand Monye.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/05/13 05:20 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Originally Posted By: fartz
Get with the program. Everybody knows tritone self medicates with Colt45


Ciroc. Peach Ciroc. And Grand Monye.


You gotta be trollin. If you ever bought a bottle you would have come closer spelling that shit.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/05/13 05:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Ferdarious Shine
blah blah blah hey look at me I'm black but also sophisticated and prince yashua does neat rasslin style things with his dick when he fucks white bitches. Gee, I wish I could be Prince Yashua


C'mon man. You have a reputation to keep, after all.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/05/13 07:01 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz
Originally Posted By: fartz
Get with the program. Everybody knows tritone self medicates with Colt45 and Brian Pumper movies.


C'mon man. You have a reputation to keep, after all.


been there... it's a smooth recovery round these parts. let it play out.

speaking of "played out".

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

You gotta be trollin. If you ever bought a bottle you would have come closer spelling that shit.


someone once called him xpts worst aprils fools joke. many others have hinted at the fact that...hold yourselves tight.. he.may.not.be.black.??/!!
i have him as xpts version of chip chipperson. chiptv for the lawls..
Posted by: oralperv

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/07/13 11:53 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz
Originally Posted By: fartz
Get with the program. Everybody knows tritone self medicates with Colt45 and Brian Pumper movies.


C'mon man. You have a reputation to keep, after all.


.
did you just quote yourself ?!?
.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/07/13 01:56 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Originally Posted By: fartz
Get with the program. Everybody knows tritone self medicates with Colt45


Ciroc. Peach Ciroc. And Grand Monye.


So this is an admission of your homosexuality?
Posted by: fartz

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/07/13 02:07 PM

Yes mr. Oralperv I totally quoted myself. I meant to quote tritone listing off his expensive DRANKS, but my unstable mindset and mobile phone seemed to get the best of me there. Usually I'm on top of these things with about six thousand edits per post, but that one slipped through the cracks I'll go back and fix it.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/07/13 02:12 PM

There we go. How's that?
Posted by: fartz

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/07/13 02:14 PM

Dammit now my post up there doesn't jibe with the quote. Fuck it. I give up.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/07/13 04:58 PM

Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Ciroc. Peach Ciroc. And Grand Monye.


Grand Monye? Did you mean Grand Marnier?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/07/13 06:05 PM

I thought he meant "Champipple."
Posted by: oralperv

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/07/13 06:53 PM

Originally Posted By: fartz
Yes mr. Oralperv I totally quoted myself. I meant to quote tritone listing off his expensive DRANKS, but my unstable mindset and mobile phone seemed to get the best of me there. Usually I'm on top of these things with about six thousand edits per post, but that one slipped through the cracks I'll go back and fix it.

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lol.. much appreciated !
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also : 101 posts !!
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Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/07/13 07:45 PM

Where's that Bornyo at? This is the most action TFH has had in a year and he's missing it.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/07/13 10:19 PM

Holy shit, you're right. Well at least......OH FUCK. I used the W-word a few posts back. Fuck it. I did enough edits in this thread already. Fight the power.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/08/13 12:13 PM

I got a post notification about this thread but didn't really find anything. I think the spirit of the forum rule applies to girls self posting. not so much to chicks posted up by mpz.

Regardless, have fun kids and remember to floss.
Posted by: KidRibz

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 12/17/14 04:51 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
I thought he meant "Champipple."
I thought that I was the only person other than Redd Foxx that knew what Champipple was. Brilliant.
Posted by: American Boiler

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/08/16 08:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Tritone
Originally Posted By: TRPWL
Don't confuse the Tritones of the world with regular fans. Remember him and his crew are the guys who call a girl racist if she wont like the ass of a blackman regardless of how many IRs scenes shes shot...


If she will lick the ass of non-black man, but NOT a black man ... then yeah, we're gonna call her on it.

If she doesn't lick ANY man's ass, then its cool.

The whole point is that a performer needs to do the same things with black men that she will do with other men.


Bull fucking shit!
A girl has a right to PERSONAL esp. Sexual preference!
just like YOU have a Right to Personal preference!

It's like you're saying she's racist 'cause she won't suck Your dick!
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/09/16 05:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I got a post notification about this thread but didn't really find anything. I think the spirit of the forum rule applies to girls self posting. not so much to chicks posted up by mpz.

Regardless, have fun kids and remember to floss.


Where you been Big B?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/09/16 06:08 PM

That a three year old post, almost to the day.
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/09/16 06:12 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Where you been Big B?


Originally Posted By: faceblaster
That a three year old post, almost to the day.




My guess is Br'er B is still in the doghouse with Mrs. B, hence the three year absence. I miss the guy.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/09/16 06:16 PM

Has Jake Malone's Ghost spotted him or Loucypher?
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/11/16 04:29 AM

Didn't notice the date on that one. Guess I just want him back.
Posted by: monavie

Re: Aspen Ann, 25 - 09/16/16 04:34 PM

Nice turd cutter. Do you do ATM? How about VAG-ANAL-VAG_ANAL-FACIAL?