Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay)

Posted by: VW/Velvet

Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/20/12 11:20 AM

Just as a follow-up Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay)has signed with LA Direct. She is gonna start shooting features in May.







Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/20/12 12:38 PM

any pics of the 'before' tits? Why can't whores leave well enough alone...
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/20/12 12:55 PM

Love on one wrist, Hate on the other. She's a philosopher.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/20/12 01:02 PM

Well, she ain't no Robert Mitchum.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/20/12 01:20 PM

No pre-tit pics. sorry
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/22/12 07:39 AM

Btw she's on twitter @RavenBayxx
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/22/12 12:49 PM

good whore.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/23/12 01:28 PM

Here's a dirty Youtube video interview with Raven Bay
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/23/12 07:23 PM

Originally Posted By: VW/Velvet
Here's a dirty Youtube video interview with Raven Bay
im gonna bump this so i remember to watch it later.is she whoring yet?and i think raven dark would be a catchier name.just my opinion though.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/25/12 01:10 PM

just finished watching.great whore and sounds like shell be around for awhile.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 04:56 AM

he's "creepy" because he blocked your meatgaze?.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 01:13 PM

Oh I'm sorry little guy. You had something to add?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 01:46 PM

Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
You had something to add?


just a little bit more than you. i know ryan, i know... story of your life, yes?.

now back to you reliving scenes of abject despair.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 01:53 PM

Who me, creepy? D'uh, No way.
So Ryan or Brandon, what does my comment on Raven Bay's knuckle tattoo have to do with Sasha Grey? Do you even get the reference? Do you know who Robert Mitchum was or why it relates to the pics? Have you been waiting 6 years to take a cheap shot at me?
BTW: I didn't even remember that I had worked with Sasha Grey. I went on some tube sites to look for the scene you mentioned and see that I did two blowbangs with her. One for BI and one for Jules. I have no memory of either scene.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 01:56 PM

well ryan remembers you casting a shadow on the cock he was staring at. it was probably just another day where he went home without pay to you but apparently he's pissed.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 02:13 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
I have no memory of either scene.


Sucks getting old, huh?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 03:16 PM

no shit. But, it's better than the alternative.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 04:03 PM

Tru dat. Sad part is, you probably have vivid memories of some real skeezers.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 05:51 PM

gay sounding question but which mope was faceblaster?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 06:25 PM

The one that had his face too close to cock in a Sasha Grey blow bang, filmed by Brandon.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 07:37 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Who me, creepy? D'uh, No way.
So Ryan or Brandon, what does my comment on Raven Bay's knuckle tattoo have to do with Sasha Grey? Do you even get the reference? Do you know who Robert Mitchum was or why it relates to the pics? Have you been waiting 6 years to take a cheap shot at me?
BTW: I didn't even remember that I had worked with Sasha Grey. I went on some tube sites to look for the scene you mentioned and see that I did two blowbangs with her. One for BI and one for Jules. I have no memory of either scene.


Relax guy. You've never hesitated to jump in on the fun. No harm no foul right? Why would Brandon take a cheap shot at you? I got jokes all day. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say Mitchum was an actor. I haven't waited 6 years for this but I can feel it in the air tonight oh Lord.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/26/12 08:15 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
gay sounding question but which mope was faceblaster?


He's the fella on the left. In the line of fire.
Faceblaster how can you not remember that? lol. One great circle jerk blur. All joking aside you got loads. There's no such thing as a mope. Just guys getting their dicks sucked together. It's a comradery.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/27/12 12:34 AM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/27/12 12:05 PM

looks like alberto rey.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/27/12 07:00 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

So Ryan or Brandon


ohh heres a laugher. sometimes it all comes around, yes?.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showthreaded&Number=145283&an=
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/27/12 11:48 PM

Have you been waiting 6 years to take a cheap shot at me?
BTW: I dind't even know I had that meltdown. I went on some crack binge to look for acceptance only to find a thread that you posted and I see that I did two 8 balls that day. One with BI and one with Jules. I have no memory of either binge.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 02:38 PM

Just did another shoot with Raven Bay
Follow her at @ravenbayxx







Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 02:42 PM

Sooo.. she has a parakeet on each shoulder blade and a blessed butterfly above her ass crack?
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 02:45 PM

they are actually angel wings on the back
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 02:49 PM

But at the top it has a parakeet face and beak.



Posted by: freestylah

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 03:55 PM

She should consider changing her name to Parakeet Bay.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 03:56 PM

^^^ Hey, good point. I was totally ignoring that she has a bird right in her fuxking name. That is DEFINITELY NOT a Raven. Ya' gotta love stupid whores.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 03:57 PM

At least she didn't name herself after that cheap booze Parrot Bay.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 03:58 PM

Please, please, please let her come read this shit.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 04:05 PM

Raven Bay. Sounds like a Canadian tourist attraction.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 04:11 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Raven Bay. Sounds like a Canadian tourist attraction.



Hmmm... and if they have an espresso stand there, I'd order an Americano but say that I don't know what they call it in Canada and then ask if I can pay for it with dollars.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 04:37 PM

Looks like she's been taking that medication noassatall !
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 05:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
Please, please, please let her come read this shit.


She's new and not quite ready for XPT. Down the line though.

I promise you those are not parakeets or ravens on her back. They are wings that are not finished. No one can deny that it isn't the best tat job in the world, but it is a work in progress.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:04 PM

Order in the court here... I'll refer you to the sticky at the top of this forum. Since she's not posting or reading here I'm not going to do anything to this thread, but this turn for the worse (for her) it's beginning to take is exactly what has to stop in Talent For Hire. Take the xpt-like comments and start a thread in the shitlist or the cage. It's bad enough we got a mopefight going on without bashing the girl as well.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:07 PM

Spoilsport! And we aren't bashing her directly, just her ridiculous parakeet tattoos (I'm still not buying the angel thing). Besides the tattoos, she's cute as a button.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:08 PM

Originally Posted By: VW/Velvet
I promise you those are not parakeets or ravens on her back.


You gonna also tell me that isn't a bird's footprint on her wrist?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:11 PM

Dude...that's a peace sign made of hearts.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:12 PM

Is it???





Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:19 PM

Yeah, it is
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:21 PM

My evidence still stands. Furthermore, my contention is that somebody fucked up and put a parakeet on her shoulder and is now trying to fix it and turn it into a goddamned angel.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:29 PM

Raven Bay is actually a place in Alaska, Steezo.

Also, I wouldn't be shocked if your canary died when exposed to her.

It is a peace sign of hearts but if she posts here insist it is a talon to go with "strength".
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:33 PM

I know some good tattooers out in porno land if she needs her work fixed.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:34 PM

Originally Posted By: cqd
Raven Bay is actually a place in Alaska, Steezo.


Dear. God. No!!! I'm gonna go drown myself in Disenchantment Bay (actual place). Honestly, have you looked at a map of Alaska? There are like a bazillion bays, lakes & other water formations.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 06:38 PM

Originally Posted By: cqd
It is a peace sign of hearts but if she posts here insist it is a talon to go with "strength".


I'll go a step further and insist that she make a pact with all other bird-named whores to get tattoos of strength-talons as a show of solidarity!
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 07:01 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Order in the court here... I'll refer you to the sticky at the top of this forum. Since she's not posting or reading here I'm not going to do anything to this thread, but this turn for the worse (for her) it's beginning to take is exactly what has to stop in Talent For Hire. Take the xpt-like comments and start a thread in the shitlist or the cage. It's bad enough we got a mopefight going on without bashing the girl as well.


In truth the criticism in this thread has been pretty good natured, and, when it comes down to it, no one is above getting their balls broken a bit.

But, seeing that this thread has gone down this road, I will see if Raven wants to come out here and explain her ink in person.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 07:04 PM

I look forward to asking her questions about tropical birds. Please get this done.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 07:05 PM

I feel we could have a lot of useful career advice to give to her.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 07:11 PM

I agree that most everyone agrees she is very attractive. People just want a tea-leaf reading on her choice of tats. Only she can do that.

I'll keep an eye on the thread and if the mopes fighting each other presently actually spill into commenting on her instead of beating each other up it will be cleaned up. I have confidence that the regulars will keep it to tat-talk.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 07:24 PM

yeah, she's fine as shit. but i woulda loved to have seen her god-given titties as opposed to the new ones. and why did she change her name?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 07:28 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
and why did she change her name?


Well, shit, if you have two parakeets on your back and a raven's tracks on your wrist, you gotta make like a bird.....and finish my sentence.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 07:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
I feel we could have a lot of useful career advice to give to her.


I'd let her eat candy on one of my shoots.
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 07:52 PM

Carbohydrates are sacrilege to the fitness junkies. Respect.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 10:04 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I feel we could have a lot of useful career advice to give to her.


I'd let her eat candy on one of my shoots.


My only candy fetish is an intense desire to see a whore pack her colon full of Skittles and have her poop em out into another whores mouth. Am I alone in this?
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 10:09 PM

I would watch that. I think Atomic Fire Balls would be more amusing.

Alternately:

Why do you say your only candy fetish is an intense desire to see a whore pack her colon full of skittles and have her poop em out into another whores mouth are you alone in this?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 10:16 PM

Gia mentioned this whore eating candy on a shoot, and it popped into my head. I figured I'd share, and wanted to ask if anyone else thought it was cool, so I could feel less ashamed of myself.

I think the rate would be higher for the fire balls, unless you mixed some coke in with the whores enema water.
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/03/12 11:29 PM

Alternatively syntactically incorrect.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/04/12 06:13 AM

I'll be seeing her sunday and I will ask.
I don't think it will be a problem.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/04/12 07:35 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Steezo
I feel we could have a lot of useful career advice to give to her.


I'd let her eat candy on one of my shoots.


My only candy fetish is an intense desire to see a whore pack her colon full of Skittles and have her poop em out into another whores mouth. Am I alone in this?
that sounds interesting and innovative.you should run that by jay sin.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/04/12 07:48 AM

It could be done with M&Ms or Reese's Pieces too, but if I were the one with a gorgeous 18-20 y/o's hairless balloon knot hovering over my mouth, I'm looking for fruity flavors, not chocolate or peanut butter.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/04/12 03:17 PM

Check some of Jay Sin's latest vids; some of them have girls eating candy out of each other's ass.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/04/12 03:19 PM

I'm still with Steezo on the tattoos. Peacesign made of hearts? Yeah, right!
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/04/12 06:13 PM

I don't want to get into the parakeet thing but I will bet you I'm right on the peace sign. Lets see if she posts to explain.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 07:11 AM

It's a peace sign made of hearts. Steezo is just being goofy. They're angel wings. LOTS and LOTS of dumb females get these.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 08:53 AM

No. They are parrotlets and that is a bird talon next to the word "strength". They are all related.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 10:29 AM

That's fucking funny. I assumed they were wings without taking a hard look, because doing the wing thing is such a typical dumbass tattoo.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 02:21 PM

Late to the dance here. Just a few observations:

Heart Peace Sign or bird foot. Doesn't matter. Horrible work either way.

"Mopefight". I think I'd pay to watch mopes fight. Or at least get it free on YouTube. yeah. Free fo' sho'.

I love the Velvet guy. Things are rapidly swerving toward a station wagon full of nuns, and he's just calmly giving out her Twitter info. Nerves of steel, he has.

Skittles would be best. While M&Ms may not melt in your hand, colon insertion might void that warranty. Plus the mess might look...er, confusing. Right up Panzer's alley, but not for the weaker of us.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 03:21 PM

My Shittles idea got some good feedback on a non porn message board today. A chick even said that at first glance she was disgusted, but when she read it again, she really dug the Skittles involvement. If a producer wants to scum the idea, all I ask is use barely legals and flim it from the whores first enema of the day through to the depositing of candy into the other whores pie hole. A free copy would be a plus, but I wouldn't expect it from a smut peddler.

Except Porno Dan. He is the only one that will face litigation for useing my idea. Fucking shit heel.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 03:26 PM

Lexi Belle and Chastity Lynn did something similar to this on Lexi's website. It also involved Pop Rocks. When Chastity told me about it, she seemed REALLY into it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 03:47 PM

I'm starting to put a DVD together in my head. A 4 whore Sharpie Challenge toury, with the 3 match ups broken up by 2 fetish scenes, Shittles and I gotta come up w/ another one.

Gia, any guess on a rate a whore would ask for to do a low impact no sex scene like I am discussing?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 05:25 PM

Here a suggestion for your other scene:

See how many semi-frozen bananas two girls can stuff up their poopers. The winner gets to poop her banana ass-mush out into the loser's mouth.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 06:20 PM

It is an option. The best I have come up with while day dreaming in traffic is a Tightest Tush Tug-of-War. In this event, you get the whores on all fours, ass 2 ass. Then you put an inflatable butt plug in each one, giving each the same amount of pumps. After that, you tie the plugs together. Once you give the signal, ythe whores have to slowly crawl away from each other while clenching anus in attempt to hold in the plug in place. Loser is the one w/ the loose asshole that let's it pop out.

I am almost starting to think that I need to create more events and just put out a Whore-cathalon DVD. But I don't want to have to use un imaginative shit like who can get more of the 2 foot dildo down her gullet.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 08:00 PM

I want eels!
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/05/12 09:17 PM

I don't think they have PETA in Japan. Do that stuff here in the states, and you are eating up all your profit fighting litigation.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/16/12 11:36 AM

Hey guys it's Raven!! What's up???
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 11:40 AM

actually its a tribal rose that you cant see thank you.. & im far from stupid actually in college full time babe wink.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 11:48 AM

Hey Raven. Glad to see you made it.
What's your twitter address?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 11:53 AM

Welcome Raven. Glad to have you clear the confusion up.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 11:53 AM

@ravenbayxx follow me if you dare hehehe :0 gets pretty dirty
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 11:57 AM

& I am covering it up because I got it when I was like 14... The peace sign made of hearts is on my wrist for my best friend who passed away a few years ago at 19... NOT parakeet feet haha but I guess I see how you could have mistaken it.. Anywho all my tats have a method to my madness =)
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 11:59 AM

thanks doll
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 12:08 PM

As we always request around here, please post a pic of your lovely butthole. We've all been staring at the pics of your tiny lil butt, that Velevt posted, for a while. We need this to go to the next level.

Other than that, let us in on who you've shot for and when we might see the scenes.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 12:27 PM

My butthole LMAO aww that is very funny... We got a jokester on our hands.... So far, I have been doing photo shoots for velvet magazine, GTXXXTREME and more. My episode on Jerry Springer comes on this Friday the 18th. Dont miss it!!! I started a new web show for videoworldmag.com and did a few LIVE girl/girl scenes with Natasha Starr in front of an audience. I will be flying to LA around june 6th not sure of exact dates for future filming... <3
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 12:39 PM

No he's serious. We'd very much like to see pictures of your butt hole. Don't be offended we're just perverts.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 01:18 PM

ok will post asap
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 01:21 PM

Here's a pic of said butthole. Posted with Raven's blessing.

Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 01:24 PM

BTW- Raven, we know you like to eat candy when you are fucking.
What are some of your favorite snacks to enjoy during sex?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 01:40 PM

mad mad mad

Mr Velvett, I know you have good intentions, but it has so much more meaning when the butthole pics are posted by the owner of said butthole.

I appreciate your efforts, but in the future please allow the young ladies the joy and accomplisment of choosing and posting their own idea of their most attractive turd cutter snap.

If it was all about merely the viewing of whore anus, we all have Freeones bookmarked and Google on stand by.

Thank you for your future considerations.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 01:40 PM

I bet she likes Skittles.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 02:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
mad mad mad

Mr Velvett, I know you have good intentions, but it has so much more meaning when the butthole pics are posted by the owner of said butthole.

I appreciate your efforts, but in the future please allow the young ladies the joy and accomplisment of choosing and posting their own idea of their most attractive turd cutter snap.

If it was all about merely the viewing of whore anus, we all have Freeones bookmarked and Google on stand by.

Thank you for your future considerations.


Jerkules- Your point is well taken, and future rectum posts will only come from her directly. However, this photo was chosen by Raven and she wished to have it posted. Being new to the board and unfamiliar with it's workings, she asked me to post it for her.

Being so new to the biz, I doubt you will find Raven Bay butthole pics on other sites, so we could even go as far as to say this is pic is an XPT exclusive.

Lastly I'll submit that any butthole pic is a good one.

Still, I will play by the rules in the future.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 02:11 PM

Still that is a pretty butt hole.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 02:16 PM

Raven, glad you could come here and clear things up. I still see parakeet face, but if you say it's a rose, then it's a rose. Hopefully you'll stick around for a while. Note that we send out requests for bunghole pics to every woman who posts here. You can also show us more of your tits.

You're adorably cute and I love that the board software changed the aspect ratio of your avatar pic so that you look like an incredibly sexy midget. I would totally do midget-Raven and finish up by giving the parakeet a cream colored mustache, babe.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 02:48 PM

I like lollipops preferably jolly rancher, sour patch watermelon, mike & IKE sourz & nerds!!!!
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 02:49 PM

sour skittles on occasion.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 02:51 PM

parakeet you have a broad imagination son! I am an artist and I go to tons of museums but for sure dont see a parakeet.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 02:51 PM

welcome aboard to the porn pirate ship of xpt.maybe one of the ass pics should be of you sticking a nerds rope in there.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 02:59 PM

mmm sounds appetizing ill keep that in mind...
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 03:14 PM

I'm not the only one who saw a parakeet's face on your shoulder. Anyways, you sound passionate about art. What is your own special talent?
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 03:42 PM

I draw and paint... & im hella good at giving blow jobs with great juicy suction.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 03:47 PM

Would you be willing to draw a picture of a bird and post it?

Blowjobs are good and all, but I would like to know more about your fascination with birds.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 03:47 PM

http://instagr.am/p/KtGtJ2JavW/
My drawing... COPYRIGHT
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 03:52 PM

I will definitely draw that as soon as I have the time..cqd
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 03:53 PM

Thank you. I would appreciate it.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 04:03 PM

Hello Raven Bay, I'm very glad you are posting here! I think it's great you go to college and are an artist. What course(s) are you following at college? The picture you linked to was of one of your earlier works, I guess?

Maybe you could draw a bird for Conq when you're on the plane to LA?
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 04:33 PM

Nice bung smile
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 04:46 PM

Are you getting fucked by guys on film yet? Will you do anal? If you want to get your cover up when on the coast, i can recommend a gent or two.
And any before-pics of your titties?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 04:50 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
And any before-pics of your titties?

Before what? Are you implying that nipples don't naturally point upward?
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 05:01 PM

heh. just curious. she fine regardless...
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 05:02 PM

Fuck yeah she fine.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 05:24 PM

guys you should follow me on twitter =) @ravenbayxx steezo your very opinionated huh? nothing i cant handle though wink i havent done any vids yet next month for sure... i do anal when i masturbate with my vibrator so i am sure my booty hole can share with a nice sized cocka doodle doo. I will search for so before pics soon to come...
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 06:24 PM

Welcome !
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 06:26 PM

nice drawing.share some paintings if you get a chance.tweet jonni darkko and tell him you want to be in pov juggfuckers.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 06:27 PM

Yeah Raven, I have a sharp tongue, but I actually think I'm being pretty nice today. ;-)

I think you're one of the best looking current pornstars. Out of curiosity, who do you think is the best looking?
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 06:58 PM

I actually shot some video of Raven that will be up on our sites in the next week or so. One clips is a cool solo fuck, and the other features RB in a girl/girl session.

I'll post as soon as it's up.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 07:02 PM

Lexi Diamond ?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 07:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
i do anal when i masturbate with my vibrator


Did you give it a name? Are you a morning wanker or nightime?
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 07:14 PM

im an all day occasion type of gal! & I havent named it yet any ideas??
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/16/12 07:18 PM

AND i cant forget Malezia <3 her too
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 02:39 AM

Hey Raven,

You're smoking hot (goddamn, babygirl!), and as a long-time poster and mod here on XPT, I've been noticing you since Mr. Velvet Mag Dude started posting pics. I'm also a photographer in the industry who mainly shoots for Fox Magazine and Velvet, but also a former porn performer. Anyway, just saying welcome to XPT!

1) Why are you limiting yourself to just doing g/g? I noticed that's what it said on ladirect's site.

2) Where in NYC are you from? Are you intending to move to LA?

3) Great tit job! Who was your MD and how many cc's are they?

4) Where do you hang out in NY?

5) Stay away from Alex Panzer/Lex Noodler here. He lives in Brooklyn and will bore you to death with talks of enema dungeons and 99 Cent Stores.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 05:03 AM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
im an all day occasion type of gal! & I havent named it yet any ideas??


I thought you're attending college and are an artist? Where do you find the time to play with yourself and shove stuff up your ass?

Any chance of seeing you on any of the Kink sites any time soon?
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 07:58 AM

Hey Raven- Gia is all good and someone to def let into your adult circle. Plus, unlike some people, her stories about enema dungeons are anything but boring!
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:58 AM

Hey Pretty face (gia jordan), thank you
So the things on LADirect are what I am starting with... then to proceed with the other stuff... I am going to LA beg of June. I live in Riverdale are like next to yonkers and yes I plan to move to LA in the near future =). Dr.Kleinman of White Plains did my boobies and they are 325 CCs... i am going bigger asap. Just a tad b/c i want Ds. I chill all over the city museums, clubs, home with my dog, Taco, tattoo shops LOL.

freestylah I meant whenever im home if it happens to be morning afternoon or night I am not picky when it come to shootin a nice clit stimulated nut.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 09:26 AM

I cannot claim credit for this idea and I am pretty sure you haven't addressed it.

The idea was floated that it would be nice to see a g/g scene that involved the expulsion of a large amount of Skittles candy from one girls ass to anther's mouth.

I would like to add to this that I would like to see a brightly colored tropical bird in the scene. Just hanging out.

Would you be into making that a reality?
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 10:34 AM

I wouldnt mind it but I need to find the girl that wants to eat booty skittles haha. & finding the perfect bird for the perfect moment will take some time.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 10:40 AM

I agree. Bird selection is not to be taken lightly.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 10:50 AM

How to choose your bird

Once you found the ideal place for you to buy your feathery friend, all that is left is to choose the best bird for you. First you want to spend time with the different birds available look them over real good, to make sure they are healthy, and then here are some of the points you should consider:

•The bird shouldn't be deathly afraid of you, he should at least look curious about you, if not friendly.
•If you approach the bird with your finger, the bird should not jump all over the place, desperately trying to escape. Then again don't expect the bird to be all happy about that ugly thing coming to wards him and step up already.
•You should look for the bird that is the most active of the bunch, if all the birds are sleepy, all puffed up at the bottom of the cage (given it's not late at night) good chances are all of them are sick, do not buy any of them.
•If they are missing feathers (given that they aren't very young chicks or molting) or if they are being picked on by the others, chances are that they are sick.
•If the bird is chirpy, playing and being generally active and curious, that's very good and you should investigate this bird further.
•If one of the bird seems overly interested in you, wants to go on your finger/shoulder, whistles to you and does everything to catch your attention... well I think we have a winner!
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 11:02 AM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
finding the perfect bird for the perfect moment will take some time.


A Stimmungsvogel (Mood Bird) can be adjusted to suit whatever your current mood is.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 11:02 AM

@Steezo: Thank you for typing that up for Raven. It doesn't look like you've left any important bits out.

@Raven: what is your favorite class at school? Also least favorite?
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 11:03 AM

I have never heard of the mood bird before. I think it would be a great addition to either my desk or one of the hamster tanks.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 11:05 AM

You certainly don't want a bird that's pining for the fjords either.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 11:09 AM

Some people just can't let go of their birds.



Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 11:12 AM

Originally Posted By: cqd
I have never heard of the mood bird before. I think it would be a great addition to either my desk or one of the hamster tanks.


"Balance the head to show your (or your child's) mood: pointed up may show jubilation and down may show sadness. Birds such as these have long been used as Waldorf toys to show the four temperaments (Sanguine, Choleric, Phlegmatic and Melancholic).

Please note: The head of this bird is removable and should be kept from the reach of small children."
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 11:13 AM

Despite liking that reliquary I think it would add a rather morose quality so a scene that involves ass-to-mouth rainbow of fruit flavors candy.

Though I am sure some deeper meaning could be gleaned from it's presence.

Any thoughts on this, Raven Bay?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 11:23 AM

I guess bird reliquaries are a "thing." I never knew that before today. This one doesn't look like it has the entire dead bird in it, just skull + scraps.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 11:37 AM

How about this one? Rather peaceful for a pornshoot, I think.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 11:43 AM

@steezo: that second one seems a bit grim to me. Err rather too grim for me. The closest I have come is keeping a dead hamster in my freezer all winter till I could bury it without needing to rent heavy equipment.

@free: that starling is beautiful!

@Raven Bay: thoughts?
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 12:04 PM

Originally Posted By: have2cit
You certainly don't want a bird that's pining for the fjords either.


grin

'E's got lovely plumage!
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 04:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
I wouldnt mind it but I need to find the girl that wants to eat booty skittles haha. & finding the perfect bird for the perfect moment will take some time.


Gia, you down for some Shittles? They should be easy to puke up after the shoot, which would make for awesome BTS footage. Matter of fact, if we could find a chick for you to feed the booty Skittles to, like feeding a baby bird, I think the event would come full circle and we could market to 2 sets of fetishists. I'm talking printing money here.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 04:31 PM

^^ You mean something like this?

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 04:33 PM

I also found this one:



The sparrow has the advantage that there's very suitable music to go with it:



What do you think?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 04:33 PM

Yep.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 05:48 PM

nerds rope being swapped from pussy to mouth,then from mouth to mouth could be hot.or sub ass for pussy.sliding the ropes around a pussy like that pearl gif in the other thread might be nice too.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 06:01 PM

The momma bird/baby bird thing has already been done here by Mark_J and can't really be topped:



And here's one about candy:

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 06:05 PM

yes cum swaps have been around since time immemorial but i havent seen it done with nerds ropes like that.and its just for fun for the board.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 06:30 PM

I prefer the Skittles to the Nerd Rope, because I want to see the progression. From the initial few, to the mass dumping, to the whore straining to expel the last couple stragglers.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 07:07 PM

beautiful!!! i love it
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 07:08 PM

Do me one favor guys please if you can find it in your heart to stop referring me as a whore because I find it very disrespectful thank you
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 07:12 PM

My favorite class is English because I love poety and writing... I dislike science only because it bores me LOL like ok I get all this talk about genes and meiosis mitosis with cells but who fucking cares UGGH thats my struggle this sememster but somehow I managed an A. Thank god =)
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 07:16 PM

None of the schools I attended had generic science classes. All were focused. It sounds like you were in biology?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 07:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
Do me one favor guys please if you can find it in your heart to stop referring me as a whore because I find it very disrespectful thank you


@ Boss Hogg, since this is your forum, you should take this one. Since you are the lone mod here, it should fall as part of your duties. Best to handle these matters quickly, before a loon takes care of it for you. Maybe make another locked out sticky?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 07:44 PM

What's a whore?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 07:59 PM



Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:07 PM

Raven aka Alexis. A "whore" is a person who takes money to perform sexual acts. It has become corrupted to mean anyone who takes money to perform acts that they may not voluntarily perform to get a pay-off or reward.. As in "attention whore".

If you are having sex (on camera or off) and getting paid for it, you are a whore. It's not a denigrating term in and of itself any more than "My Bitches" is now of days. We/I am watching this thread and forum closely. In other words, on XPT, if you accept money for sexual acts you are a whore. It's not a bad thing. If you feel insulted about a comment please send me a PM and it will be dealt with.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:13 PM

there is no condoning it... I don't like it and I am a very nice person and all i am asking if you please dont call me that... thanks
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

@ Boss Hogg, since this is your forum, you should take this one. Since you are the lone mod here, it should fall as part of your duties. Best to handle these matters quickly, before a loon takes care of it for you. Maybe make another locked out sticky?


I think I did. All the "new" forum rules for "Talent for Hire" still apply. This is not open season or a change. This girl has a head on her shoulders and is willing to talk to you folks, is damned hot and has a sense of humor. I don't see the fun in insulting or running her off. I'm not going to ban the term "whore" but she's asked it not be used in reference to her. I curse but not in Church. You might consider some etiquette yourselves. I'd like her to hang around. If you prefer it be a sausage fest and women like her not post here then I guess that's your "life-choice".
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:15 PM

Well done, Boss. I'll add one thing: The mopes are considered whores around here too, so don't feel like it is a misogynist term.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:19 PM

With that out of the way... Please tell us a bit more about your classes.

Organic chemistry? Material science? cellular biology?

What branch of science are you referring to when you say science?

And are you talking creative writing? Comparative lit.? or freshman English?
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:20 PM

thank u babes it means a lot!
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:21 PM

Also tell us your major and what you hope to be your future occupation when you're finished being a pornstar.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:24 PM

I meant well done to this.

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Raven aka Alexis. A "whore" is a person who takes money to perform sexual acts. It has become corrupted to mean anyone who takes money to perform acts that they may not voluntarily perform to get a pay-off or reward.. As in "attention whore".

If you are having sex (on camera or off) and getting paid for it, you are a whore. It's not a denigrating term in and of itself any more than "My Bitches" is now of days. We/I am watching this thread and forum closely. In other words, on XPT, if you accept money for sexual acts you are a whore. It's not a bad thing. If you feel insulted about a comment please send me a PM and it will be dealt with.


As for the Boss' post quoting me, if I wanted to run the risk of running her off, I'da explained it myself.

I'm not going to try and cock block what you are trying to do with this forum, and to show you as much, I'll refuse to engage any further than this:


Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:25 PM

well now I am taking the second half of bio and I have taken creative writing as well as english 1, 2 and 3. My other classes are math precalculus and chemistry.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

^^^ That's a lovely kitten. Judging by the size of its paws, it has a lot of room for growth in its future.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:30 PM

I wasn't directing it specifically at you, you just asked the question in a clear way others didn't. (I did not screw with anyone's posts to this point at all...Freestylah probably didn't press "Submit").

Enough about us. This is Raven's thread and I told you dumb motherfuckers what her tattoo was. It was pretty clear.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
well now I am taking the second half of bio and I have taken creative writing as well as english 1, 2 and 3. My other classes are math precalculus and chemistry.


Thank you.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/17/12 08:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
(I did not screw with anyone's posts to this point at all...Freestylah probably didn't press "Submit").

I read Freestylah's post and responded to it. His post was quite long. I told him he was being mean. I deleted my response after his post almost immediately disappeared.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raven Bay Chat? - 05/17/12 08:36 PM

Raven:

There have been a few changes here with software and such in the past little while but if you load this page you will see some chats that girls have done over the years. There is always some shenanigans but they are usually fun and funny.

If we can get our act together enough to run a chat-room would you be willing to talk to us for an hour one evening?
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay Chat? - 05/17/12 09:06 PM

for sure as long as i have my vibrators and some candy to snack on cuz i get antsy sitting for an hour...
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raven Bay Chat? - 05/17/12 09:33 PM

Thanks, babe. We'll try to set it up. Our people will call your people.

Please get in contact with Gia so she can help you with this a little on your end and we'll see what we can do at this end. (She's also at "this end").

Thanks to cqd for the idea and I'm looking forward to you christening the new new board software with a chat.

Edit: If you get a Kinko's P.O. Box I'm sure you will receive plenty of vibrators and skittles.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay Chat? - 05/17/12 10:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
i get antsy sitting for an hour...


Does that kinda feel like an itch that you can't quite scratch?

Btw, I think it'll be quite cool for you to do a chat.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raven Bay Chat? - 05/18/12 04:19 AM

Hey Raven,

XPT's pretty fun, so feel free to cruise the rest of the board. Actually, the guys get REALLY into a girl when she does. We'd love to hear your thoughts on some of our most cherished threads like this. Pls post your answers on said threads/links.

Your latest purchase:

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=553711#Post553711

Not Worth its Own Thread

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=455748&page=168

Lunch

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=161364&page=83
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raven Bay Chat? - 05/18/12 04:22 AM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
for sure as long as i have my vibrators and some candy to snack on cuz i get antsy sitting for an hour...


I will have PLENTY of candy for you on my set. Mmmmn. It'll probably be the first time my apartment has ever seen candy. lolz
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/18/12 05:09 AM

Originally Posted By: Parakeet Bay
Do me one favor guys please if you can find it in your heart to stop referring me as a whore because I find it very disrespectful thank you
there is no condoning it... I don't like it and I am a very nice person and all i am asking if you please dont call me that... thanks


Did you also take a course in Ethics?
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/18/12 05:13 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
(I did not screw with anyone's posts to this point at all...Freestylah probably didn't press "Submit").

I read Freestylah's post and responded to it. His post was quite long. I told him he was being mean. I deleted my response after his post almost immediately disappeared.


Thank you, Steezo.

Any thoughts, Boss Höss?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/18/12 05:20 AM

It was me now stop your whining.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/18/12 07:46 AM

Guys i will be on Jerry Springer today on CW @ 11 am Eastern time. The episode is called Stripper Spring Fling... Dont miss it... I get down n dirty... literally hahaha
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/18/12 09:26 AM

Springer was awesome! Nothing is hotter than a girl who is down for anything! Thanks for the wood Raven!
Posted by: fartz

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/19/12 06:59 AM

Posted by: E783

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/22/12 03:49 AM

Cute pornwhore.

And if she doesn't go overboard on the tats and plastic surgery she could be the successor to Audrey Bitoni who went too far on the breast implants and has a case of frankenboobs.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/22/12 11:15 AM

she went bigger?pics?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/22/12 12:54 PM

I think she said she gonna go up a size before she hits LA. Another month maybe?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/22/12 01:25 PM

As long as she doesn't mess with that perfect face of hers, it's all good.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/22/12 03:33 PM

I guess someone left the cage open .....
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/22/12 06:35 PM

Slow learner freestylah? Just cut it out. If you think someone else gets by with something then shoot me a pm. It's one forum on the entire board. If you can't restrain yourself just don't click the button.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/22/12 10:23 PM

pics of bitoni with new tits?
Posted by: Boobylover

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 11:23 AM

Raven is a goddess- so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 12:50 PM

Please come back Raven!

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 02:53 PM

so she got scared off?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 03:00 PM

I don't think so. I just don't think xpt is part of her routine. We're working towards setting up a chat. We'll see what happens.
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 03:11 PM

I don't think she liked being assigned homework.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 03:32 PM

And we were pretty nice to her, too. Not like nice-nice, but for us, it wasn't so bad.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 04:29 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 04:34 PM

She said early on to follow her on twitter. That is the safe, controlled environment for "those people" to converse w/ fanbois. They can block whoever they want. That is why I don't go there. "They" should never hold the upper hand.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 05:24 PM

What you described is exactly why only enema nozzles use twitter.

Twitter sucks.

Raven wanted everyone to follow her on twitter. Why bother? Follow a girl/girl only whore? Have fun.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 05:28 PM

Raven!!!!!!1111!!!eleven!!!11!!

Where are you?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 08:42 PM

You guys are being mean! She said it wasn't a parakeet, it was part of a "tribal rose." Geez.

Raven come back! I was online looking up names for pets on a site that also converts the names into hieroglyphics. I ran "Raven," thru, thinking it might have a cool icon of a raven, possibly something you could use for your next artistic tattoo... Instead, it contains a vulture. A vulture!! Egads!

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 08:54 PM

Top glyph looks like an O-ring. I wanna see it raining Skittles down.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 08:57 PM

That's a mouth. The symbols are: Mouth-Vulture-Viper-Reed-Water.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 08:58 PM

I was close. I actually thought it was a plate, and wanted it to be an O-ring.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/23/12 09:00 PM

Viper Reed might not be a bad pornstar name. Mouth vulture sounds like a dirty sex act.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:35 PM

girl/ girl whore lol nice you must be describing another bitch not me because that is what i am starting with but leading to guy/guy when i go to LA in June if you didnt read the previous conversation Sweetie pie wink or perhaps i should break it down for you... ?
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:36 PM

i think i asked nicely not to refer to me as a god damn whore! FUcker
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
girl/ girl whore lol nice you must be describing another bitch not me because that is what i am starting with but leading to guy/guy when i go to LA in June if you didnt read the previous conversation Sweetie pie wink or perhaps i should break it down for you... ?


What are you blabbering on about? Your post made no sense to anyone here.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:38 PM

LOL here I am im back guys <3 sorry for that hehe so no i didnt get run off i was busy studying and taking finals which its safe to say my GPA went from 3.86 to 3.92 which i am super happy about! school is over until next semester and now i can finally breathe
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:40 PM

Definition of WHORE
1
: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:41 PM

So do you get naked for free or for money?
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:43 PM

Excuse me idiot.. let me fix the punctuation for u baby cakes... "girl/girl whore", lol, nice, you must be describing another bitch, not me, because that is what i am starting with and then leading to guy/guy when i go to LA in the beg of june if you didnt read the previous conversations, Sweetie pie, or would you like me to explain a little more... better?
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:44 PM

k im signing out before my temper gets the best of me wink lots of love tootles.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:46 PM

So what punctuation did you correct?
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:48 PM

where i paused with commas listen im having a rough day its my friend who passed birthday today please give me a break.!!!!
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 12:51 PM

*I *I'm *it's

Punctuation isn't your strong point.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 01:10 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
where i paused with commas listen im having a rough day its my friend who passed birthday today please give me a break.!!!!


I'm so sorry to hear you have a rough day. I think everyone posting here has a rough day from time to time. I heard from some friends of mine that they have a rough day every day of the week. Maybe because they lost two of their children in a quite hideous way. I don't know.

I have no idea what a GPA is, but on a scale from 1 to 10, a 3.92 is not much. Is it because your punctuation isn't up to par?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 01:19 PM

Free, If anyone you know actually died it's because they died of boredom talking to your ignorant ass.

GPA
Grade Point Average a scale 0-4, 3.92 is pretty high. The Tard is strong with you.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 01:33 PM

Dude's European, they probably use that fucking metric system for grades too.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 01:34 PM

No he's just an ignorant fuck.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 02:05 PM

The 'whore' thing really comes down to a name Raven doesn't want to be called rather than anyone trying to impose censorship on the board or needing to clarify the meaning of the word.

Her asking not to be called a whore is akin to someone asking you not to talk about a certain subject, or having their personal information posted on the site.

Raven is not trying to censor the board, nor is she challenging the meaning of "whore." She is simply asking not to be addressed as "whore."

In return she is willing to hang out, chat, post pics and have fun.

If calling her a whore is what is most important to you, have at it. However, as much as you have the right to free speech, she has the right to not come back to the board.

As members out here, we need to consider what kind of message board we want to have.

Although I am the one who got Raven to sign up at XPT, I really don't see myself as having a dog in this fight. Whether Raven (or other girls) hang out here makes no difference to me.

What do the rest of you think?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 02:32 PM

I think an open discussion of such matters will be counter productive to what Bornyo is trying to accomplish here, in this Forum, not necessarily this thread, and would all but guarantee that the owner of that hot lil ass never returns.
Posted by: charin

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 02:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
Excuse me idiot.. let me fix the punctuation for u baby cakes... "girl/girl whore", lol, nice, you must be describing another bitch, not me, because that is what i am starting with and then leading to guy/guy when i go to LA in the beg of june if you didnt read the previous conversations, Sweetie pie, or would you like me to explain a little more... better?


id·i·ot [id-ee-uht]
noun
1.
Informal . an utterly foolish or senseless person.


Yeah, you nailed it, babe. You gotta dish it back to them here. Several layers of stupid in those replies.

Congrats on the GREAT grades! Look forward to seeing some b/g stuff in the near future. Can you deep throat?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 02:46 PM

Dear Raven,

They want you to embrace the term, "whore," because it enhances their fantasy of pornstars being complete, wanton sluts. Girls who, sexually, will do anything, absolutely anything..... for some cash. Asking them not to call you by that disgusting, degrading term is like saying, "I'm better than that."
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 02:47 PM

Quote:
and then leading to guy/guy when i go to LA


is there something you aren't telling us, ma'am? when will you his LA?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 03:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
i think i asked nicely not to refer to me as a god damn whore! FUcker


Seriously, people, if that word's a deal breaker for her then just deal with it and don't use it.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 03:10 PM

Originally Posted By: cqd
So do you get naked for free or for money?


Look, I understand the whole colloquialism of the word. Raven understands it as well. She still doesn't like the word, so just accept it. If people here accepted your hamster obsession and still talk to you, you can accept other people's preferences and still communicate with them.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 03:21 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: cqd
So do you get naked for free or for money?


Look, I understand the whole colloquialism of the word. Raven understands it as well. She still doesn't like the word, so just accept it. If people here accepted your hamster obsession and still talk to you, you can accept other people's preferences and still communicate with them.


Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 03:43 PM

Originally Posted By: VW/Velvet
The 'whore' thing really comes down to a name Raven doesn't want to be called rather than anyone trying to impose censorship on the board or needing to clarify the meaning of the word.


Fair enough. I won't use the W-word or any synonyms.

Quote:
Her asking not to be called a whore is akin to someone asking you not to talk about a certain subject, or having their personal information posted on the site.


Are you out of your mind? The W-word is a label; personal information is exactly that: personal information. It's just as "akin" as an amoebe to a steel bar.

Quote:
Raven is not trying to censor the board, ...


No need for that. There are some fine moderators around here, that are more than willing to do that for her.

Quote:
If calling her a whore is what is most important to you, have at it. However, as much as you have the right to free speech, she has the right to not come back to the board.
As members out here, we need to consider what kind of message board we want to have.


Good observation.

Quote:
Whether Raven (or other girls) hang out here makes no difference to me.


Really?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/24/12 04:01 PM

I don't get you guys, cqd and freestylah. Clearly you don't get it either.

I mean, it's beyond infantile & childish. Clearly you two don't get it either. No more warnings about it in this forum. I'll just delete all your posts you make in here from this point forward if it happens again.

So you decide if you are going to self-censor by being stupid and continuing down this path when what's required has been made more than clear for you, or be even more childish and try to sneak them in when a moderator is away to, oh, I don't know, enjoy the holiday weekend. Either way you know your options. Now make your choice. Do not bother arguing with me about it in here. I'll delete, not move, those too.
Posted by: Boobylover

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/25/12 06:30 AM

Raven you are not a whore!
You are a sex goddess!!!
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/25/12 08:00 AM

If anyone is interested in talking to her she posts with great regularity on twitter.

On may 16 :Raven x Bay &#8207;@RavenBayxx

"Just joined xxxporntalk if you want to conversate with yours truly ;)"
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/25/12 08:36 AM

Originally Posted By: Boobylover
Raven you are not a whore!
You are a sex goddess!!!


It's OK to be nice just don't come in your pants.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/25/12 10:09 AM

conversate? College girl?
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/25/12 10:53 AM

I don't know what conversate means either. But I guess XPT is the place for it.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/25/12 10:58 AM

Which one of you clowns stole my idea and registered a fanboy alt?
Posted by: MrBelvedere

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/25/12 11:03 AM

wait, cant find on freeones?? Raven or Alexis Bay, makes it hard to create mental imagery.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/25/12 11:53 AM

She hasn't done much work, there probably isn't anything on freeones.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/25/12 12:11 PM

it wasnt me.i only ever had alts when cuntess of cute ceara would ban me.
Posted by: Boobylover

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/26/12 04:39 AM

I am totally focused on Ravens look and body.
She is hotter than hell.

Does anyone know her e-mail?
I need an autograph of my goddess.
Posted by: Boobylover

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/26/12 04:53 AM

Does Raven have a facebook?
Cause twitter doesn´t work for me.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/26/12 07:55 AM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
guys you should follow me on twitter =) @ravenbayxx steezo your very opinionated huh? nothing i cant handle though wink i havent done any vids yet next month for sure... i do anal when i masturbate with my vibrator so i am sure my booty hole can share with a nice sized cocka doodle doo. I will search for so before pics soon to come...


Well she mentions Twitter and never mentions facebook at all. Perhaps you could use your powers of observation and deduction to figure out what social networks she uses.

Good luck!
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/26/12 08:33 AM

She doesn't have FB only twitter at this point. FB is very conservative with the material you can post where twitter lets you post pretty freely.

Her first real movie work is booked in early June and she is flying out to LA for shoots.

She also has shot some layout for print and web zines.
One of the latest is this shoot she did for GTXXXREME.COM

GTXXX SHOOT
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/26/12 10:35 AM

Or you could pm Raven. Click her name on the left and the drop down menu will appear. Choose 'Send a PM.'
Posted by: Boobylover

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/27/12 12:39 AM

Thank you!
Already i have pm Raven.
I hope she will contact me.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/28/12 01:11 PM

Quite the little ADT thread going on. Someone calls a spade a spade and threats of deleting go flying. A pw is "down for anything" and super dirty...as long as it's g/g...and you don't call her a pw.

If her skin is so thin, perhaps this isn't the forum isn't for her. I realize it will cause tears of sadness from the fanbois, whose fanboism in this case is really surprising. Hell, I'm surprised no one has asked for her Amazon wishlist yet.

Sweetiepie, babe...but don't call her what she is. How the less than mighty have fallen.

But I'll play. Oh gosh, Raven, thank you for gracing us with your g/g presence. Don't listen to the haters...they're just jealous. Can I buy you gifts so you can pretend I'm anything other than a trick? Oops..I meant fan of...well, whatever it is you do when you're not "going to college" and mud wrestling on Springer. You're so wonderful.

hooray.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/28/12 01:12 PM

thats why we cant have nice things^. frown shes gonna start taking cock on film soon.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/28/12 01:29 PM

she seems nice....and she used the word "bitch" even though the term whore offends her. and none of you noticed. i like that.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/28/12 01:36 PM

Yeah you're a little over the top BDM. This isn't the repeal of the
U.S. Constitution or anything. It's asking for one civil corner of this board. As Lou would say: Fuckin' deal. If you don't have the game to lure her to the cage then quityerbitchin.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/28/12 04:21 PM

Geez B there for a second I didn't even know wtf you were talking about. You mean my statement earlier about don't come in your pants ? Sorry I just don't want the thing to turn into a fanboi circle jerk. You're call though.
I got no problem with the girl. She's pretty hot in my book.....but this ain't the magic kingdom. :-)
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/28/12 04:23 PM

So "deal" means being quiet. Not calling it for what is. Marching in lockstep because a princess and her White Knights say so. Just like with Disgusting Debi? Oh, wait. No one fanboi'd for her. Does FLOP exist here, or is this like the closet the girl disappeared in the the Twilight Zone? Where pws are the noblest of creatures with only good judgement?

Uncensored forced civility. Should be a blast. Maybe we'll get lots more new folks to post. Can we all have a mod assigned new person to take under our wing? And punishments for not mentoring them according to the new dogma? It's making us better people, as the interwebs intended.

Not the repeal of the Constitution, but another step down the happy path to ADTism.

Everyone's a big libertarian until they get the whuppin stick in they hand. Fuckin deal, indeed.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/28/12 04:25 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Sorry I just don't want the thing to turn into a fanboi circle jerk.


Too late. Where's her Amazon wishlist? All must purchase, or else. Then she'll be our friend. Or do b/g.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/28/12 04:47 PM

you guys can see the bigger picture in having a whore friendly forum, yes?.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 05:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Everyone's a big libertarian until they get the whuppin stick in they hand. Fuckin deal, indeed.


That's quite a statement, Barry! And that's all I'll say about it. Or else ...
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 05:44 PM

No. I guess I can't. At the price of being silenced, nope. But you can use the "w" word, so I suppose some of us are more equal than others. The hammer's the difference, yes?

We belonged to a wife swapping club who never had on- premises play events. The logic was that people having sex would scare away the new folks. A sex club that you couldn't have sex at because the new members of the sex club might be horrified by sex going on. Cue a mod to tell me this is nothing like that. And it won't be. The whuppin stick thing again.

But I've turned over a new leaf. Does she have a PayPal where I can help her with her "college"? Does she prefer cash or prizes? She's so beautiful and will be a wonderful mother. I wish she was my wife/ sister/ mom/ aunt/ girlfriend/ BFF. Stay strong, Parakeet.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 06:31 PM

Looking at the board software I think there is a way to make everyone happy here. I think we can exclude individuals from any single forum. That way they will not know that there is a chick not being verbally abused in here, because they will not be able to see the forum in question. So far the list of people to exclude includes:

Freestila
BDM
cqd
Barry

If there is anyone else that would like to be excluded please include your name here and when I get with Steve we'll see if we can make this happen. Deal?
Posted by: Harvey T. Bingham

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 06:33 PM

Sorry gotta go with Barry on this one, let's keep our sex club 100% male and 100% homo-fantastisch. That means NO WIMEN like GAYDT has because they're gay.

Sincerely,
All the gang at Occupy Fishnet Tops (nohomo)

"GIVE US LIBERTY OR GIVE US BALL SWEAT"
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 06:36 PM

You know you guys are giving Bornyo an easy out here, right? If she never comes back and no other PW's post in here, he'll be able to lay the blame at your feet, and not have to accept failure. If you really want to deny him the feeling of failure, then keep it going. Me, I'm hitting the Gong again on this thread. 3rd time now.

CUTEST KITTEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNETS
(as voted by the people)

BALLOON KNOT MOUTH

Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 06:39 PM

I don't mind being excluded. Raven is doing a fine job of excluding herself.

She seems to have attempted to use XPT to try to get followers on twitter and doesn't seem like talking.

Excluding certain posters is not going to magically make her an interesting poster.

I am not sure if you take everyone you are excluding for a fool but I think we all know how to read and respond to this forum if we feel like it. I personally do not.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 07:39 PM

sorry BDM, I meant to address Barry the Pirate in my last post. I picked the wrong B-named poster.

Barry, it's one fucking forum on the board. What's yer problem?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 08:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
No. I guess I can't. At the price of being silenced, nope. But you can use the "w" word, so I suppose some of us are more equal than others. The hammer's the difference, yes?

We belonged to a wife swapping club who never had on- premises play events. The logic was that people having sex would scare away the new folks. A sex club that you couldn't have sex at because the new members of the sex club might be horrified by sex going on. Cue a mod to tell me this is nothing like that. And it won't be. The whuppin stick thing again.

But I've turned over a new leaf. Does she have a PayPal where I can help her with her "college"? Does she prefer cash or prizes? She's so beautiful and will be a wonderful mother. I wish she was my wife/ sister/ mom/ aunt/ girlfriend/ BFF. Stay strong, Parakeet.


barry you've gone superfluous on me brotha... lets reduce this to simple truths because that's where i excel. you and i will both suffer under these rules but we might just stand a chance of having a few whores around and that's for greater good since it's a porn board and all,yes?.

whores are good and vital to our interests. can we agree on that?. maybe not the one that's the subject of this thread but overall it's not a bad idea. right?.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 08:56 PM

Lou calls them w words...since the New Order. Why is he not on the list? Why am I? I've changed. They're beautiful souls.

@Bornyo. You know what the problem is. We've been down this road how many times? Can't talk about this, can't talk about that, can't talk about the other. Ban ban ban. Box box box. It's only one fucking forum. Just a little further down the slope. Once again, this "Uncensored" board is being...well, I'm sure you don't consider it censoring. People with the hammer never do consider what they do in those terms, do they? It's always for their version of the common good.

@Lou. You're still my guy, no matter what happens. I'm saying this publicly because I do like and respect you. That said, I spose they're vital, but only to a certain extent. This place is what it is. I ignore the slavish devotion to Gia, but I spose she's earned it. Neither here nor there. Someone said Parakeet came to build her Twitter following, as a marketing tool. Fine, cool, whatever. So have several others that you folks (and myself) have rightly or wrongly savaged, with no complaint from the Keepers of the Flame. I'm not entirely sure why she has been the exception, but she has. If having w words around mean we have to tuck our shirttails in a keep our nails clipped, well, it's being done over at that other group...and done much better. You know that group: the one we make fun of, the one we're better than? Good or bad, right or wrong, we're assholes here.

Maybe the easiest thing would be for the Keepers of the Flame to let us know if any new w word that comes here to market her poor life choices are fair game or not. Of course, born and hav wouldn't be able to threaten to ban as much. Might be problematic there. I'm sure they'd come up with other reasons. What good is the hammer if you can't use it?

@hav. Glad to be included in the list. I'm not sure how much effect it'll have on my bad behaviour, tho. I seldom check this department, but someone (sorry, I won't name names, Mr. Cohn) pm'd me to tell me there was hilarity afoot. Little did I know how much. Plus it was surprising that the hilarity was more ADTesque than I could've imagined. Shouldn't have been surprised, tho. Whenever anyone gets the hammer, they start itching pretty bad to use it. I certainly am not shooting for a ban, but do what the hammer tells you to do. If you define "making everyone happy" as silencing people you disagree with, it's your hammer, boss. Again, what good is the hammer if you can't swing it? Not sure it'll make "everyone" happy, but you'll be happy. That's all that matters, no?

Stay strong, mods!
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 09:12 PM

Hah. You can please some of the people some of the time...but someone's always bitching. Pussies.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 10:04 PM

Originally Posted By: have2cit
Looking at the board software I think there is a way to make everyone happy here. I think we can exclude individuals from any single forum. That way they will not know that there is a chick not being verbally abused in here, because they will not be able to see the forum in question. So far the list of people to exclude includes:

Freestila
BDM
cqd
Barry

If there is anyone else that would like to be excluded please include your name here and when I get with Steve we'll see if we can make this happen. Deal?


You numbmuts have that technology at hand, then why the fuck did I see Panzer posting in GPT??? Box him into AWOP where he belongs.

And have2, re read the last page or so, Bornyo been posting liquored up again and thought Barry was BDM. Like the other day day he called me out when his argument was with EY, and they yapped at each other until I told them to quit fucking with Tritone's thread.

Plus, all you gonna do is rile them up and have them create disposable alts to shit bomb every thread here with. There is no purpose in that.

You fucking Mods man. I think back to the good ole days of Willie D and Lou runnin the show around here. I can't tell you one fucking thing that Willie did as a mod, so he musta been pretty good at the job.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 10:09 PM

I was actually sober when I did that... end of the weekend and all. All you plebes run together, especially if I read down five or six posts and don't scroll back up to direct quote it.

Edit: I do get a good laugh out of "the good old days of Lou and Willie running the show". That's a good one.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 10:17 PM

It would be easy for me to say the same thing. No one is asking you to please them. As far as I'm concerned a pussy isn't the one standing up to the one using their "power" to shut people down. The pussy, or bully, is the one with the "power" using it to shut down the people you don't want to hear.

There isn't some huge grassroots groundswell of members wanting to stop calling a w word a w word. This is you, hav and Lou. Maybe Gia. And maybe Parakeet, who bailed long before I got to the dance, by the way. I'm doing what I've done since the USENET days. I'm calling out those who are abusing their so called power. And, all due respect (and I do respect all 3 of you...you've been nothing but good to me...and we've carried each other's water more than a few times...hell, I cried when you lost your dog, and imagine when the times comes you'll cry for mine), that's what you're doing. I don't know why, but that's what's happening. Y'all are making your little lists, posting them publicly, letting everyone know there'll be consequences if we don't shut up. And you know me well enough to know threats have never shut me up. And I'm certainly not going to start now...especially over this person with unintelligible ink. And especially over this forum (or whatever this subdivision would be called).

So there's the corners we've gotten ourselves into. If you think you need to go nuclear, so mote it be. I'll live. But don't think I'm not going to call you on it when you're letting whatever power you think you have go to your head.

Like Lou, I like and respect you. I doubt anything will change that, at least on my end. But abusing power for your own personal reasons is still abusing power.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 10:22 PM

Barry is not being a pussy here by any means. He's making sense. I'd rather have sharp , fucking funny, and often assholish posters on here ( even if we get in huge disagreements) than play suck-up because we are so pw-deprived. Funny, don't remember this kind of fake outrage for Janet Mason or anyone else who rolled on through here.

But do what you gotta do.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 10:22 PM

If this is road you guys, and it's just you guys, are going to go down, at least take the "uncensored" part off the front page. This is NOT an uncensored board. You've decided to be the face of this regime, so dump the "uncensored". It's a lie and a joke at this point.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 10:29 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Barry is not being a pussy here by any means. He's making sense. I'd rather have sharp , fucking funny, and often assholish posters on here ( even if we get in huge disagreements) than play suck-up because we are so pw-deprived. Funny, don't remember this kind of fake outrage for Janet Mason or anyone else who rolled on through here.

But do what you gotta do.


Tia Ling was mercilessly ripped on. No one said a word. And just for shits, let's talk BI. Brutal stuff. Where were the defenders there? Christian? Which one of you rushed to his defense? This broad is by far nothing special, so I can't even really blame fanboism, even though I have. It's nothing but so called power going to people's heads.

You can mock jerk for bringing up whoever, but I never knew who any of the mods were until you guys started throwing your weight around. But I'm full of shit, I'm a whiner, I'm a pussy. Not you. You're totally in the right, no matter how wrong you really are.

Fuck this stupid shit.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 10:30 PM

There is no power to abuse. Just a small line in the sand and a request to honor it. In one forum, for the sake of making the place smell better. Girls innately smell better than guys. It's actually how it used to be in there and it's pretty well spelled out in the sticky I posted at the top of that page. As to anything else I've done, it's just common sense house-keeping. Some don't like whore-bashing, some don't like nagger-bashing. There's not much difference in the two just because you have a problem with one and not the other...it still just comes down to pounding a group to which you feel superior. I'm just trying to put it where those who find it repulsive can more easily avoid it. I'm not trying to stifle your creativity or, shudder, muzzle your voice.

Now, aren't you all tired of trolling me and have more & better things to do here?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 11:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
All you plebes run together,


U bougie mutha fuckka.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/28/12 11:40 PM

You know, if you hadn't locked that sticky, all this clap jap probably could have been taken care of, in there, quite some time before any whores dipped their toe in. Granted, hindsight is 20/20. Just remember that for next time Bougie.

And how come you got rid of Dino's agency stickies? Granted, there were some dead links, but I liked looking through them from time to time. Maybe you should do and updated one? Help these poor, lost whores out. If they are coming to XPT looking for work, they need all the help they can get.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 12:31 AM

Quote:
There isn't some huge grassroots groundswell of members wanting to stop calling a w word a w word. This is you, hav and Lou. Maybe Gia.


I'm all for the colloquial use of whore. I call my industry friends whores. I call some of the male performers whores. Girls call themselves whores. The word's thrown around casually among insiders. It's an inclusive privilege to get down to basics and skip over the formal terms like actress or performer as if they were euphemisms for our job descriptions, almost in jest. Are there times when it's meant to demean? Absolutely. And we know when it is. Context is everything.

You guys 'get' this though you are civilians (non-porn peeps for you n00bz.) That gives you an 'in' to use our jargon.

Whore may have a different meaning to someone else, and within my industry, we respect when someone chooses not to have it used. Even done with harmless intent, if someone doesn't want it used, fine. Cased closed. Deal with the fact that some people have different deal breakers. They may explain why, they may not. They may not know why yet they just feel it resonates negatively. You can cross your arms and be right. Or you can move past it and have them stick around.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 12:53 AM

Quote:
Tia Ling was mercilessly ripped on. No one said a word. And just for shits, let's talk BI. Brutal stuff. Where were the defenders there? Christian? Which one of you rushed to his defense? This broad is by far nothing special, so I can't even really blame fanboism, even though I have. It's nothing but so called power going to people's heads.


Some performers will take those jabs. turn them sideways, re-examine it, and throw them back ten-fold. But if through all the shit slinging and defending their position, if they had one deal breaker, I say it's a small price to pay to keep them around. IF you wanted to keep them around. This place ain't for the faint hearted; it's survival of the fittest blah blah, but if someone you wanted to stick around told you, "Tell me whomever the fuck you think I am, say your worst, challenge me, but just don't say _______," would you honor it? If you'd say 'later, bitch, who needs you anyway,' then I can see fuck honoring it. But if you wanted them to stay, then what?
Posted by: Boobylover

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 12:53 AM

I am a fanboy and i like it.

Yeah, Raven where´s your amazon list?
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 03:13 AM

Language. Empathy. Ideology. Semantics.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 03:14 AM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
He's making sense. I'd rather have sharp , fucking funny, and often assholish posters on here (even if we get in huge disagreements) than play suck-up because we are so pw-deprived.


..he's making sense if he and everyone else calling for rape kits over emotional cruelty barriers being violated were actually offering sharp and fucking funny, instead of more of the same coma-inducing stuff already being pumped out 24-7. and if you're talking about the greats of the past then obviously the artform has been reduced to rolling your face across a keyboard and working through biochemical issues of the brain.

anyone that can't see the difference in mockworthiness between hardened con artists like your dana dearmonds and katja kassins, and some new girl that got nagged into showing up here has brain lesions and needs to be baseball batted. a walking, semi-thinking bus crash demands you stand out of its way long enough to let it happen.

Hi, i'm into the Demon.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 06:34 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules

You numbmuts have that technology at hand, then why the fuck did I see Panzer posting in GPT??? Box him into AWOP where he belongs.

And have2, re read the last page or so, Bornyo been posting liquored up again and thought Barry was BDM. Like the other day day he called me out when his argument was with EY, and they yapped at each other until I told them to quit fucking with Tritone's thread.

Plus, all you gonna do is rile them up and have them create disposable alts to shit bomb every thread here with. There is no purpose in that.

You fucking Mods man. I think back to the good ole days of Willie D and Lou runnin the show around here. I can't tell you one fucking thing that Willie did as a mod, so he musta been pretty good at the job.


I wasn't serious. I was amateurishly trying to out drama queen the pros in here.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 06:35 AM



This place has never been the bastion of free speech that you people or the forum creators have claimed it was. I deleted one post because it violated the rules and I was in a hurry and didn't have time for anything else. It wasn't the magna fucking carta, it was a post on a porn board. Quit trying to inject so much drama in to your and my online lives. I swear it's like you people live to make mountains out of mole hills. Are your lives so meaningless and trivial that you have nothing else to do?

We want one forum only where if a whore doesn't want to be called a whore, you desist calling her a whore in this one forum only. Which was the way this one forum only was run before Dino got it. I don't really see why being civil in one forum only is such a big deal anyway. You don't have to read this one forum only if it bothers you that much.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 07:19 AM

Gia is one of my all time favorite whores ! I got no problem with being polite to a girl and I have the capability of calling one out diplomatically without attacking her personally. Do the rest of you ?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 07:19 AM

Originally Posted By: have2cit
I swear it's like you people live to make mountains out of mole hills. Are your lives so meaningless and trivial that you have nothing else to do?


Pretty much.

The commies only wanted South Korea and Vietnam, did that stop us from trying to push them back into their holes? The Nazis said they will be happy if we give them Czechoslovakia and half of Poland, how'd that work out? Christ, we gave the Mets 1/2 of NYC and they been trying to turn all 5 boros gay for the last 50 years!
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 07:45 AM

Free speech isn't free, but people can still say what they want in here, and will, they just have to be prepared for the consequences if they do cross some whores line in this one forum only. Just like you are free to call a gang of black guys naggers to their faces you have to be prepared to deal with the consequences of your words.

This place was created so people could talk about porn. Porn! Which is a business and the TFH was meant to be a place a whore could whore themselves for business reasons. So it was always a safe haven before, now it is simply being restored to what it was. Say what you want, but if it crosses a line don't cry when it is deleted or edited. OK?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 07:57 AM

In fairness, all this crap is based on one broad's sensitivity to a certain word. Maybe, since she only does G/G, she has a little bit of a soul left. I think a better barometer would be if we could get a battle hardened whore on here.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 08:06 AM

Yo Mark, BF3 Baron_Von_Balls


Let's kill all.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 08:42 AM

Quote:

The commies only wanted South Korea and Vietnam, did that stop us from trying to push them back into their holes? The Nazis said they will be happy if we give them Czechoslovakia and half of Poland, how'd that work out? Christ, we gave the Mets 1/2 of NYC and they been trying to turn all 5 boros gay for the last 50 years!


I am reading this in my mind in using the voice of John Belushi giving his rallying speechin in Animal House. You should too.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 09:41 AM

Only one. For now. You'll come up with, without a doubt. When will the "uncensored" be removed from the front page? Or is a matter of the First Law of Mods: mods lie?

So, your list was just to out people...who don't need outed. It's pretty easy to see who the makers of the Troubles are. But your list was just another lie. Good for you.

Just because you say it's right doesn't make it so. Calling people pussies and crybabies doesn't make you right. Your only refuting has been to say it's not censorship and it's just one forum. Oh, and that there's no power to be abused. Yet, there is power, as sad and pathetic as it is. And you're abusing it. This is your whim. For no other reason than you can.

Looking forward to your next non censoring fix of a problem that doesn't exist. And there will be one. And a next one. And a next one. And there'll be more threats to keep the plebes, as born says because he's so above the unwashed, in line.

Whatever. You guys have the hammer, as you're so fond of reminding us nowadays. Your show, and we're nothing but employees. Good for you.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 09:50 AM

Originally Posted By: have2cit
This place was created so people could talk about porn. Porn! Which is a business and the TFH was meant to be a place a whore could whore themselves for business reasons. So it was always a safe haven before, now it is simply being restored to what it was. Say what you want, but if it crosses a line don't cry when it is deleted or edited. OK?


Yet you can call them w words. And so can Lou. Oh, and Gia, because that word apparently belongs to her somehow. One set of rules for you, another set for the plebes. Yeah, you're doing a helluva job, Brownie.

Then you should dump every thread that doesn't involve porn. Why isn't that happening?

Consequences go both ways. You can pull new rules out of your ass, on whatever whim you conjure up. But don't cry when someone calls you on it. Oh, but if they do, you can just ban them. And you'll sit there and smugly justify it.
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 10:30 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
In fairness, all this crap is based on one broad's sensitivity to a certain word. Maybe, since she only does G/G, she has a little bit of a soul left. I think a better barometer would be if we could get a battle hardened whore on here.



In fairness, the broadish preference was the trigger for some dormant shit.
Unless you find a seasoned whore with enough time and interest at hand to post here and maybe even for amusement as well as advertisement of carnal services, the board might never know.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 10:42 AM

I was using the word whore as a descriptor for a rant. Whore (the word as a label applied to her in particular) was what crossed her line, that doesn't mean it will be the same for every one who posts in here. Different people different situations, understand? No, of course you don't, once again the actuality of the situation has totally flown over your head. You have chosen to reject reality and insert your own meanings and justifications for what others are doing. Keep on your totally insane domino theory of creeping porn board censorship though, I find paranoid delusionals highly entertaining. And these aren't new rules they're old rules and you and everyone else will just have to learn to deal with them.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 10:48 AM

Can't we go back to posting pictures of birds?
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 12:07 PM

What was a decent thread about and with a new porn do-er has turned into a heated argument about censorship and how certain moderators handle their responsibilities. Meanwhile, the subject of thread has fled the battlefield days ago.

All because hav2cit deemed it necessary to delete a post. hav2cit can't give any more explanation than 'it broke the rules' nor can hav2cit give an example of what was in the deleted post what made it so rule-breaking to begin with.
Yes, it was a critical (maybe even mean or harsh?) post in which subject's contributions were summarized and commented upon. But never did I use the W-word nor was I outright insulting.

I think it's sheer arbitrariness on hav2cit's part. If the post in question had been made by anyone else, it wouldn't have been deleted by hav2cit. That's pure speculation on my part and there's no way I can prove (or hav2cit can disprove) that speculation.

When asked for a reason, hav2cit resorts to name-calling, stating that he doesn't owe me anything (which, indeed, he doesn't) and more insults. Finally, Boss Höss steps up to save hav2cit's feeble mind and soul by 'drawing a line in the sand'. I do understand the necessity of Boss Höss' stepping in. It's 'his' forum. And, at first, his warning was definitely not unreasonable.

It's a shame hav2cit couldn't refrain from further posting in this thread, because his posts contribute absolutely nothing and only muddle the argument. At one point I was even afraid that his keyboard was kaput.

Later on, I read that Boss Höss refers to other posters as "plebes", confirms his being the be-all and end-all of XPT (somebody saw this weeks ago) and more or less admits that he wants to create a fanboi corner.

For some self-professed "libertarians", free-thinkers and/or masons, hav2cit and Boss Höss seem awfully power hungry and keen to install and maintain their primacy. The hammer-analogy is fitting in more way than one.

@Lou --> Short version: it's all hav2cit's fault as he can't handle the responsibilities of his mod-ship. He took Boss Höss down with him. Don't let hav2cit's inability drag you down.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 12:17 PM

I love that I can so get under your skin that you rant and rave for weeks. These are the rules and they will be enforced. Deal with it.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 12:48 PM

its on a 4 point scale
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 12:54 PM

hey babe thanks for that.. & I can deep throat about a week more and I will be on camera.. are you excited!!!
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 12:55 PM

I dont have a list yet but soon to come...
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 01:33 PM

Raven, you should start yourself a fresh thread, so your posts don't get buried in all this mess, that has little to do with you.

Start it of w/ what you have booked in LA or who you are going to see. Probably also put a link to your twitter as a signature on your posts. If you don't know how I'll post a tutorial for you later.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/29/12 01:49 PM

I'm so excited, Parakeet. Wow. It should be mediocre at best. I mean wonderful. You have a beautiful soul.

@hav. I'm well aware that you can say what you (and your fellows and pets) want and others can't. Sort of one of the problems. Once again you resort to insults and telling folks to just deal. We just can't understand the nuances of your anointed rules. You're way deep. Are you going to college too? It's time for you to deal. I'm going to continue to call you out as long as you continue this course. I realize you're the top turd in this bowl, but it still remains a bowl.

When will things be enforced? You make lists, but those are just jokes, no? Then you throw out another threat of enforcement. I'm guessing that's empty too. You're right. This really is about nothing. Your rules are subjective, as you said earlier. Some of are equal, some are anointed. But your threats and rules are empty. Big man behind the keyboard, laying down the law, dire consequences for veering off the line (another joke)that you've drawn. But what are you actually doing? Not a damn thing but blustering. Typical bully. Stay strong!!
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 02:02 PM

Originally Posted By: freestylah

@Lou --> Short version: it's all hav2cit's fault as he can't handle the responsibilities of his mod-ship. He took Boss Höss down with him. Don't let hav2cit's inability drag you down.


words can't express how much i appreciate that free. thanks. really.

and you guys are fucken maniacs... i love it. i'm talking about those of us that are left. the dudes that got banned for breaking the rules were just lame so good fucken riddance, yes?.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 02:04 PM

and can we just let barry say whore a few times?. i promise we'll all feel better once he does.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 02:26 PM

@Barry. If you think having a post deleted or edited are "dire consequences" you are either an ignorant tool or too high to be posting. Fucking drama queens.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 02:51 PM

So I noticed Raven By quit posting when none of the XPT members had any interested in following a girl/girl porn person on Twitter.

I see that some of the mods are protecting her to a certain extent but I doubt she is coming back unless we all promise to follow her twitter.

She has not bothered to answer questions "Ohhh I really like giving blow jobs". She thinks we are just a bunch of pathetic fanboys.

Just saying, I think if she starts doing some boy/girl and posts about it here complete with pictures she will garner some positive attention.
Posted by: charin

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: cqd
So I noticed Raven By quit posting when none of the XPT members had any interested in following a girl/girl porn person on Twitter.

I see that some of the mods are protecting her to a certain extent but I doubt she is coming back unless we all promise to follow her twitter.

She has not bothered to answer questions "Ohhh I really like giving blow jobs". She thinks we are just a bunch of pathetic fanboys.

Just saying, I think if she starts doing some boy/girl and posts about it here complete with pictures she will garner some positive attention.


Scroll up, idiot. She just posted 3 hours ago, and answered my question about DT. Says she will keep us posted on the b/g work she does next month.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 03:38 PM

Originally Posted By: have2cit
I love that I can so get under your skin that you rant and rave for weeks. These are the rules and they will be enforced. Deal with it.


Saying that I "rant and rave" sounds a bit weird coming from you. You're the poster using an enormous font size.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 03:59 PM

I actually must commend Bornyo for accomplishing his goal of bringing XPT back to the good old days. Of course it is the constant hate and arguing that he facilitated the rebirth of, but that was a big part of the good old days, for which he longed. I do wish the kindness edict was part of an elaborate troll, to incite chaos, instead of good intentions gone awry.
Posted by: drained

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 04:11 PM

Whether anyone calls her or anyone else in porn a whore here, elsewhere online or offline does not actually matter; what matters is that people might think she is a whore and what they associate with the term. She will never be able to domesticate those who think about her the way they want to. Thus it is quintessentially meaningless. Good fun though.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 05:13 PM

charin, are you saying she isn't pimping her twitter account?
I'll believe her boy/girl stuff when I see it. She doesn't seem too serious about it.

Quote:
hey babe thanks for that.. & I can deep throat about a week more and I will be on camera.. are you excited!!


She is not interested in XPT. She wants twitter followers.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 05:54 PM

Originally Posted By: have2cit
@Barry. If you think having a post deleted or edited are "dire consequences" you are either an ignorant tool or too high to be posting. Fucking drama queens.


It was sarcasm. I understand your sense of humour is pretty much gone since you got your tiara. I figured it was you thinking it was something dire the way you throw the threats around as if they mean something.

Is being an ignorant tool and/ or being high not allowed when posting now? Gonna be quite the rule book when you're done with it.

No, a drama queen is the one who shits themselves when a pw can't handle the culture here. Well, just this one. Maybe you're thinking she'll consider you a real "friend" and you can save her. Like AC Cream.

You brought this on yourself, my friend. But it's your rodeo. If you choose to drive it off a cliff, bully for you. I'm sure tri will be more than happy to help.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 05:56 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
and can we just let barry say whore a few times?. i promise we'll all feel better once he does.


Setting me up for a ban. Nice. But I've got this one. I think I can get 'er done for you without the w word.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 06:23 PM

i think i just said earlier I am going to LA for guy/girl videos... June 6. I am new which is obviously the reason why it will take a little time for that.. thatnks for such positivity tho wink gotta love it.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 06:30 PM

I dont seem serious??? That is real funny and completely false! I want this more than anything and plan to be the best I can at fucking and sucking so all you shit talkers can shoot huge loads and remember what you said. If I was looking to only get twitter followers out of this XPT dont you think i would blow up the website address. thank you doll. have a splendid night.
Posted by: drained

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 06:46 PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah, loads might be dropped and all, but not necessarily from board members - they do not have to use her image getting meated as there seem to be a variety of choices for that purpose. And whyever the D-fetish.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 06:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
and can we just let barry say whore a few times?. i promise we'll all feel better once he does.


Setting me up for a ban. Nice.


wow... really?.
Posted by: drained

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 06:59 PM

It might be a colour issue. The one of your name, Lou.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 07:04 PM

thanks for that, pd. i did however enjoy those two minutes where i thought i was the most sinister force on the planet.

i think i'll go back to ignoring this forum like everyone else used to.
Posted by: drained

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 07:10 PM

There is something in your response which makes for too easy bitching. I will only allude here. Like Jimmy.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 07:15 PM

@Barry. You mean I brought this on myself? That'll keep me up nights.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 07:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
I dont seem serious??? That is real funny and completely false! I want this more than anything and plan to be the best I can at fucking and sucking so all you shit talkers can shoot huge loads and remember what you said. If I was looking to only get twitter followers out of this XPT dont you think i would blow up the website address. thank you doll. have a splendid night.


That's it baby, get your anger up. Don't take any shit from these puds, half of them probably closeted homos anyway. And the other half would start sporting wood if you properly berated them.

As you can see by the cluster fuck this thread turned into, the site is fueled by anger. Know your marks. Give them what they want. You can be the sweet lil cutie pie on Twitter, that's fine, but when you come here, try to unleash the inner dominatrix. The mean bitch that gets all wet and juicy paddling sissy boys, and steppin on their nuts w/ your heels. Have a lousy day at DMV, come here, root the site, and lash out at the first dipshit you see. Boot these homos in the nuts and make em drink out of a dog bowl.

It is the internet. You can be what ever you want to be, you are only limited by your imagination.

I hope this post was as enlightening as it was intended.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 07:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
I dont seem serious??? That is real funny and completely false! I want this more than anything and plan to be the best I can at fucking and sucking so all you shit talkers can shoot huge loads and remember what you said. If I was looking to only get twitter followers out of this XPT dont you think i would blow up the website address. thank you doll. have a splendid night.


I am having a terrific night, and you?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 07:42 PM

me too conq... i got The.Best.haircut today. plus all the drinking this weekend has me dehydrated to the point that i was looking pretty fucken cut at the gym this morning.

raven... ever had one of those days where you couldn't stop looking at yourself?.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 07:46 PM

seems like shell be a good porn performer.i encourage her to come back but i dont think she will.but the main point is shell deliver some hot scenes if she goes all out.tits.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 07:48 PM

chucks going to show up and call you an idiot...[/fairwarning]
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 07:52 PM

Lou, didn't you say that you had quit drinking? Not that I care but I seem to remember that.

My mother called me and announced that I was going to have dinner tomorrow with some Swedish family friends who I haven't seen since I was about 3 or 4. This should be interesting because Peter was the first person I ever met who smoked a pipe and it smelled good (I have a pipe collection now) and he also gave me a sip of brandy which I thought was the most repulsive thing ever. That's especially interesting as when I became a bad alcoholic I would drink a bottle of brandy every day.

I will have to ask him about that.

Raven, how's your evening?

I have been getting rid of my pipe collection. If any XPT folks want my very last one it's all yours. PM me.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 08:00 PM

strictly recreational(weekends)and no booze. thanks for remembering/asking though.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 08:07 PM

Someone has to look out for you.
Posted by: drained

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 08:27 PM

So that basically means the palettes of beer pile up?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 09:00 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
me too conq... i got The.Best.haircut today. plus all the drinking this weekend has me dehydrated to the point that i was looking pretty fucken cut at the gym this morning.

raven... ever had one of those days where you couldn't stop looking at yourself?.


I had one of those days today. Ran for an hour on the beach yesterday then later that day hit gym and did legs. Woke up looking more shredded today. Deposited two paychecks, got my nails done, and went on a date. Drank champagne. Ate figs wrapped in bacon. Dude was pretty cool, and oddly, the word whore was one of the subjects of conversation.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 09:31 PM

Barry I sent you a picture of the pipe. I would be happy to mail it to you. I used it for several years with the same tobacco and it tastes great. Look at the pic. I will also send you a pipe tool if you like. You know, you tamping down. And a pokey tool.

If you are not used to smoking what you want to do is either get a pip lighter that lights towards the side. Zippo makes ones that light towards the side. And you want to char the tobacco once then you want to light it.

It's ours if you want it, I have been sending off my pipes to friends because I don't think I like tobacco despite the fact that it smells nice and it's a bitch magnet.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 09:32 PM

Hey Raven, do you smoke tobacco? Or maybe weed?
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 09:35 PM

My grandfather had a nice set of Turkish carved pipes. Those white ones with faces carved on them. He died and once my grandmother got old, shit would just start disappearing from her house as various people were hired to take care of her. Assholes. Oh well. One lady used to wrap her hair up in this extra-tall bun with a scarf around it. I just know her hair was full of pilfered items.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 09:47 PM

Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 09:59 PM

omg haha thats great!! good thing to know i do love making men cry, but pissing all over there face is the best feeling ever!
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 10:01 PM

my evening is nice and quiet. I dont know if thats a good or bad thing LOL but summer is here so i am just glad to be able to relax. what about you?
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 10:03 PM

I use to smoke weed. I dont anymore because i have anxiety disorder and i get super paranoid haha. but those were the days high and fly and now i stick to my Bacardi light. =)
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 10:17 PM

Anxiety is why i quit, and why a good friend should quit. I believe we have a finite amount of THC we can tolerate (from person to person, of course)

Raven, whose cock you gonna suck? You are pretty easy on the eyes , so i assume you are going to be able to pick the mope you blow for your first b/g scene. Do you have a bf that would be down?
Have you been alerted to CXXX and BI? Letus know.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/29/12 10:50 PM

i forgot what youre available for but maybe you could tweet jules jordan or jonni darkko and see if they want to put you in your own dvd like they did with the insatiable miss saint or f for francesca.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/30/12 05:04 AM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
omg haha thats great!! good thing to know i do love making men cry, but pissing all over there face is the best feeling ever!


That's it sweetie. You are getting it.

Also, when you are playing catch up with the comments, click the quote button, not just reply, that way people know what you are commenting on w/o having to re read a page of posts. Helps everything flow.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/30/12 10:32 AM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
I use to smoke weed. I dont anymore because i have anxiety disorder and i get super paranoid haha. but those were the days high and fly and now i stick to my Bacardi light. =)


Good for you sweetie too much of that stuff will turn you into a lazy sloth.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 05/30/12 11:06 AM

By the way have any of you checked out Raven's new webshow– Hard Time? Raven hosts and also performs in a girl/girl scene.

She interviews Natasha Starr and Julie Simone (Julie also demonstrates how to pork a man's ass!)

The show is live and FREE at Hard Time Velvetxxx.com



Posted by: Boobylover

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/30/12 02:59 PM

Please Raven check your Personal e-Mail!
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/30/12 03:12 PM

She's new here man, give her a break.

Raven, click on the flashing envelope and you will be taken to your private message folder.



If there was a mod around that gave a shit about doing anything besides stroking their ego, because they are a mod on a porn board full of scumbags, they'd be helping you get the swing of things instead of me having to do it.

I really wanna spank that lil ass of yours Raven. Like REEEEALLLLYYY.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/30/12 04:18 PM

If there was a mod that gave a shit around here, all the forums would be chick friendly.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/30/12 06:17 PM

@Jerkules: If you give a shit, you should be helping her while we take the bullets plus you don't know everything that may be going on elsewhere.

@BarryThePirate: Your last post in this thread is recognized as a test of "the limits", as is your signature. I suggest you get with the rest of the Backstreet Boys however y'all communicate and come up with something more mature and challenging to deal with. There is a thread now running in the "Shit List" where your moderation complaints are more than welcome. As it stands, you look like the last public holdout to a simple request to try to get more girls on the board. If you prefer a misogynist sausage fest all around I suggest a sports board or somewhere else may be more to your liking. Just because this TFH forum has been a shithole where immature manboys lob insults at females ever since you registered here, and just because that's why you registered here, doesn't mean it will remain so going forward.

And I am telling you now: If you respond to this post, in this thread, with a complaint, it will be either moved or deleted. There is a place for it and the re-focused intent of this Forum and this thread and the consequences of your response cannot be made more clearly.

Edit: Since when did Pirates cry?
Posted by: drained

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/30/12 07:21 PM

An ocular dam seems to be the resolution to a known evil in porn: The whore taking a facial cum shot with her eyes closed. That is no fun and I can only hope some clever valley entrepreneur will do something about it. It is time.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/30/12 07:26 PM

Fuckin A guys that isn't what this thread is for. Get with the program.

Miss Raven, Sweetie Baby, tell me more about this pissing in a guy's face stuff. I have never partaken, but I am intrigued. I think water sports would be a good thing to add to my repertoire.

This happen before, after or during sex?

Is it passed off as squirt, or is everything out in the open and its just straight piss?

I'd probably have to work my way up to having it in my mouth, would that ruin it for you?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/30/12 07:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Fuckin A guys that isn't what this thread is for. Get with the program.


i dunno dude... pirates and parakeets?.

sure pd took it a step too far but when doesn't he and it's actually a rare occurrence when we actually understand that he did. but that's between him and barry.

moving on...

raven..what's your favorite color?.
Posted by: Raven Bay

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/30/12 11:51 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher


raven..what's your favorite color?.


Yellow
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/31/12 12:02 AM

Do you drink alcohol or maybe you are too young?

How about coffee or tea? I like tea.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/31/12 12:05 AM

Raven. I know that you have your own thread here but I would like to suggest exploring the rest of this message board. You might have some fun interacting with the folks here.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/31/12 10:31 AM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
Originally Posted By: LouCypher


raven..what's your favorite color?.


Yellow


I know a guy in the biz whose fave colour is yellow, I mean obsessed with it. He makes amazing films . You should look him up.
Posted by: drained

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 05/31/12 05:24 PM

Max Hardcore does not seem to have a long-lasting business relationship with LA Direct. Puzzling.
Posted by: Boobylover

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 06/03/12 07:21 AM

Raven is the best- forget the rest!
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 06/03/12 07:27 AM

Boobylover,

Did you get your autograph from adult film star, Raven Bay?
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 06/03/12 11:21 AM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
Originally Posted By: LouCypher


raven..what's your favorite color?.


Yellow
id like to see you in some yellow body fishnets.gia make it so.
Posted by: Boobylover

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 06/03/12 12:08 PM

No i didn`t get it.
But hopefully it will work.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/30/12 01:56 PM

Just as a heads up, we are doing a contest at http://videoworldmag.com/blog where Raven bay is giving away a pair of her panties.

The full press release is in the adult news section of the board.



Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/30/12 02:38 PM

I don't see anything like that on the site. Do you have a link to the actual post? I scrolled all the way to the end of the "xxxnews" section. And I am not watching that video.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/30/12 02:45 PM

It's there. Her "pussy is getting wet just thinking about giving [her] panties away in this contest." http://videoworldmag.com/blog/contest.php?id=1
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/30/12 02:46 PM

There is a news story about the contest on the page with a link to enter. You can also click on the Enter Our Contest link on the homepage menu.

Or you can just Click here!
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/30/12 02:52 PM

For fucks sake why did I even bother looking at that.

Velvet, change the description of this to include US only.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/30/12 08:30 PM

Whaaaaaat you mean Canada isn't one of the 57 states ????? :-)
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/31/12 10:07 AM

Canadians get a chance to win my skid-marked tighty whiteys. Shipping not included.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/31/12 09:09 PM

Originally Posted By: have2cit
He'll even throw in the crabs and herpes sore marks at no extra cost!

just pay separate processing


WTF mod double standard! TALENT IS SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTED HERE! Can someone box have2 for breaking the forum rules? Lets see if Bornyo has a pair.

Or is it cool in this forum to randomly accuse talent of STDs? Is that exempt From Boss Hogg's edict?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/31/12 09:43 PM

Ha! I know for a fact that I have the most deleted posts in this forum.
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/31/12 09:48 PM

Assumed it was not letting out your inner pedo, what got you there?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/31/12 09:56 PM

Most deleted from all time, or since the rainbow and kitten missive?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 08/31/12 10:03 PM

since missive times.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/01/12 04:52 AM

I didn't realize what forum it was at the time. I was in a hurry and needed to get out the "just pay separate processing" gag. Now that I've had time mull it over I could have gone with this:


Urine stains and stray pubes included at no extra cost.

just pay separate processing


I moved the post myself.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/01/12 05:30 AM

I was expecting an uppity reply, and this falls way short. Rational, admitted a mistake. Something is wrong here, but I can't put a finger on it. Someone hacked Have2's acct?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/01/12 08:33 AM

If you're feeling let down I will promise to get really cunty with you later on. We can talk about how the Jets are doing.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/01/12 08:38 AM

Brutha, you can't hurt my feelings there. Gaping hole on the O-line, one WR that is NFL caliber, no #1 RB, no pass rush, and the big off season addition is a poor throwing bible thumper. Definite top 5 pick in 2013, possibly top 3. If they lose to Buffalo week 1, I will lean more towards top 3.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/02/12 05:00 PM

Tebow is the only bright spot.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/02/12 08:14 PM

You think you gonna troll me?? Silly Texican.

I actually just dropped him from my fantasy team for Bradford. I only drafted him to hear all the guys in the room groan. I also dropped Jerome Simpson for Rashad Jennings. Jennings gonna start week one, so I gotta decide between him and Gerhart. Hopefully Richardson doesn't need the week off from the Browns.

Anywho, I don't really see a bright spot on the Jets.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/02/12 08:51 PM

What are you talking about? I troll you every day. Every halting answer you give me, unsure exactly whether I'm being serious or not.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/02/12 09:24 PM

Halting answer? Jets gonna suck. I wish it weren't true, but the facts are the facts. I'm not delusional.

You troll me?? I fake modded you into moving your own post you fucking tool.

Please make sure Lou or Bornyo or Steve C. has your real name on file. Not to ever out you, but so in the event you don't post here for 2 weeks, they can Google you and post the armed rampage articles. We'll have a week mourning period for your victims, and then run a poll to replace you. I figure Panzer, Rockford and Coco Loco share the same detachment from reality and OCD qualities that you have made a staple of XPT modship.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/02/12 09:37 PM

If I fail to post here for an extended period of time it will be due to boredom or I've won the powerball. Good to see I've touched a nerve though. I like to keep you people on your toes.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/03/12 12:37 AM

It'd be the only thing you touched recently w/o roofies and zip ties, Sparky.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/03/12 05:44 PM

Point of order. H2's post wasn't an attack on talent. It was just Brandon.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/03/12 07:34 PM

Yer 2 days late and a dollar short. Another day late and we'd all start calling you "the Gene Ross of XPT".

Have2 already administered his own punishment, and moved his post. He probably also flogged himself for getting put in his place by a Jets fan. I don't think it was bad enough that he slammed his dick in the door, but you never know with these types.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/03/12 07:42 PM

Sorry dude. I was living my life. It can be complicated. Try it.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/03/12 08:07 PM

I think I am a month or 2 away from having a life again. We'll see.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/03/12 09:19 PM

Let's all see a picture of Raven and cool down boys.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 07:37 AM

looks like she pulls off the nerdy hipster girl look very well.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 07:41 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
He probably also flogged himself for getting put in his place by a Jets fan.


I'm just thankful I'm not a Jets fan. Where the only thing to root for on the field IS Tim Tebow.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 08:15 AM

Wrong again. I hope Cromartie gets more INTs than TDs Allowed. Dude is feast or famine, which is fine in a #2 CB.

You should stick to college football analysis. Less people care and the players are always changing, so you are less likely to be proved wrong.

Who is your college team? West Methbillie Tech? Ku Klux Kollege? Southern Aint Nothin Else Around For 800 Miles University? Date Rape A&M?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 08:25 AM

Go ahead, I can handle you're lashing out. If I was in your situation I would feel the same way. Cry it all out.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 08:36 AM

That's it. Malice runs a tight ship here. If you don't stop arguing I'm going to have to continue posting photos of Raven and they are only going to get more graphic.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 09:03 AM

Has our beautiful soul done any gaped starfish scenes?

AAAAWWW, have2, changing yer avatar to a bible thumpin fruit to needle me? You shouldn't try so hard.

You sit around thinking of what psalm you want yer cock nestled in, as Lil Timmy hammer fists the bibles cover?
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 09:15 AM

You shouldn't project your secret fantasies on me. I know while you hate Tebow on the outside, inside you feel quite differently. You especially like it when he poses for those shirtless photo ops on the field, yes? I understand he posed in GQ recently, I'm sure you have ten or twenty copies, just so you can "hate" on him.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 10:20 AM

Shit kid, you are starting to make me agree w/ Nate about the depths of your lameness.

I'll do you a favor and post some tube links later. I know this pathetic attempt at trolling me is because of boredom, and I'll help you out.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 10:30 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 10:47 AM

If she was ball gagged, that pic would be terrific. As is I rate it as very good.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 10:58 AM

Nice try. Playing it off like you didn't name your catch rag number fifteen.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 12:25 PM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 01:38 PM

so much win.hot whores with glasses=tits.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 01:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
hot.just wish the mope wasnt there.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 01:47 PM

I'll interpret Frankie's two posts as arguing.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 02:05 PM

nice.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 02:11 PM

gahhhhh! take the price stickers off the shoes before you shoot the girl!!!!!!
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 02:16 PM

They were going to return the shoes. This is Reality Kings, not Brazzers.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 02:26 PM

lol i hadnt noticed that.that made my day.i guess they got them from the local ross or marshalls.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 02:49 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 05:46 PM

I called Nate a Piss Ant last night, hoping to incite a REAL troll, and all I get is have2. His troll game is flaccid, has Knox hijacked his account?
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 05:52 PM

Make your own thread already.

I keep checking back for Jigaloo's pictures of Parakeet Bay.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 05:55 PM

I think he is only going to post them if Have2 and I keep up this gay slap fest.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 06:02 PM

Why not concede and both of you can encourage Jigaloo's pics?
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 06:27 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 07:42 PM

Originally Posted By: cqd
Why not concede and both of you can encourage Jigaloo's pics?


Jig, ruling? If I lay down my arms, will you keep posting pics of her anus and, hopefully, cum covered face or must I continue with the lame, fake hate?
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/04/12 09:31 PM

I kind of enjoy the fighting. I'm posting more of her either way.



Only two more left from this set.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 06:08 AM

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 12:32 PM

Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 12:43 PM

Raven will be appearing on a live call-in internet show this saturday night– 8pm est



http://madhousetv.com/en/2011-11-16-18-19-39/kem
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 03:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo

*basques*
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 10:01 PM

Someone needs to buy her some udder cream.

Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 10:15 PM

Professional difference. Porno Dan cares about the look. She looks adequately hopeless. A bit of Jasmine Tame keloids. Or the meat carver was tweaking or something.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 10:39 PM

theres actually some kind of shot that will make those clear right up.jasmine tame had it done,but i forget what it was called.
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 10:55 PM

The Tame's are not gone completely though.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 10:55 PM



id still like to tame her.
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 11:11 PM

Her implants are too far apart for what you really want.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 11:13 PM

Yeah, you might actually have to have vaginal intercourse with this one, Figgs.
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 11:42 PM

There is that other orifice unmentioned yet.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/05/12 11:57 PM

Well, to reword my comment... You're gonna probably have to put it in a hole with this one, Figgs.
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/06/12 12:18 AM

He is into tunnels.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/06/12 07:57 AM

all three holes will do.i think she could definitely be titfucked though.
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/06/12 08:18 PM

She is pornish. But her model does not seem to agree with the needs of the fetish.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/06/12 10:17 PM

titman
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/07/12 11:54 AM

We have created a banner to make entering the Win Raven Bay's Panties contest easier to enter!

If you want to enter, please visit
Enter Here!
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/07/12 12:43 PM

just send them to me already.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/08/12 08:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Please make sure Lou or Bornyo or Steve C. has your real name on file. Not to ever out you, but so in the event you don't post here for 2 weeks, they can Google you and post the armed rampage articles. We'll have a week mourning period for your victims, and then run a poll to replace you. I figure Panzer, Rockford and Coco Loco share the same detachment from reality and OCD qualities that you have made a staple of XPT modship.



What the fuck is this about??? Y'all think I'm paranoid? Shit.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/08/12 09:45 PM

A little while ago, Have2 said I was a mod wannabe or trying to get a mod spot or something along those lines. I told him I wouldn't would lower myself to be a forum mod, that I would wait until he went postal and I'd take his Global Mod spot. To his credit, he didn't deny the possibility, he just said I was on his list and he had my IP. I think I also said that upon my ascension, I would change my user title to Führer.

Ugh. Another month or 2 and I might have enough money to go out at night sometimes. Maybe even touch a woman.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/08/12 09:51 PM

So what you really wannabe is The ModFather?
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/08/12 09:58 PM

Fur her. Führer.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/09/12 07:12 AM

Originally Posted By: J.B.

What the fuck is this about??? Y'all think I'm paranoid. Shit.


Don’t let Jerky play you. He’s the one who started with a jab about me going postal, some time ago. I decided to play his game and said if I did, he’d know because I would hunt everyone on my “list” down.

He came back with a single line “my IP address is always 20 miles away from my house”. Then came back later and tried to play it off by editing the post with tough guy BS. That was nothing compared to the complete emotional meltdown Barry had. He was angrily lashing out for weeks. With marks like these it’s no wonder a tard troll like nate can score so often.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/09/12 09:10 AM

I played tough guy? Cool.

After reading this last night, I must admit, I checked my IP on a couple sites, and it has gotten remarkably close. From like 20+miles away to about 3.

You psyched to the T-BO action in the Red Zone today? Jets been very vanilla in the preseason, holding back a revolutionary offense. Gonna change how football is played on the NFL level. QB by commitee > RB by committee.

Suck it Texican.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/09/12 10:35 AM

Originally Posted By: have2cit


He came back with a single line “my IP address is always 20 miles away from my house”. Then came back later and tried to play it off by editing the post with tough guy BS.




You mean like this?


Originally Posted By: Jerkules

Edited by Jerkules (09/09/12 01:19 AM)

Edit Reason: Thanks Pipe





Color me crazy, but if he's relying on Stewie for his tough-guy tricks, I can guess which part of town they're trolling.


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Suck it Texican.


I think he's an Okie.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/09/12 11:00 AM

OH SHIT! With his lame troll skillz, he might be Good Ole JR. How is the BBQ sauce doin.

I misspelled "fuhrer" and Pipe had it in his post w/ the 2 dots over the u. I don't know how to do that.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/09/12 11:09 AM

So, you're getting your troll tips from Stewie, then. That's pretty much what I said in the first place.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/10/12 03:04 PM

I sure hope they let Tebow play long enough for you to rub one out, Jerk.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/10/12 05:10 PM

Nah, they don't let him play center.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/10/12 05:31 PM

Silly me, I thought you preferred him as the pitcher.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/10/12 05:59 PM

You ever watch him play QB? He'd be worse than Nuke LaLoosh as a pitcher.
Posted by: Fenrir

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/11/12 06:25 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher


now back to you reliving scenes of abject despair.


That's going in the quote of the day thread...
Posted by: fartz

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/15/12 07:01 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
OH SHIT! With his lame troll skillz, he might be Good Ole JR. How is the BBQ sauce doin.

I misspelled "fuhrer" and Pipe had it in his post w/ the 2 dots over the u. I don't know how to do that.


XPT and the Nates and the Mopez paranoia is worse than a half-dead crowd in south florida with Eddie Gilbert main-eventing with a mouthful of funions. SAUCE IT!!!!
Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/15/12 07:04 AM

It is pretty clear the paranoia is at the end of the rainbow.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/15/12 07:26 AM

I resized it but her right hand looks like she went wild with a Crayola marker. WHY WHY WHY?

Posted by: drained

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/15/12 07:32 AM

Looks like henna. Or her pimp wanted to express himself.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/15/12 08:47 AM

My guess is she fisted a broad that didn't "clean out" first.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/15/12 10:12 AM

A closer shot.

Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 09/17/12 10:09 AM

it's henna. sometimes she gets them for sho0ts.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 10/16/12 05:24 AM

She should stop getting them for shoots.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 10/16/12 11:26 AM

She will be appearing at ExxxoticaNJ. If anyone sees her advertising privates, please link the ads here. Thank you.
Posted by: VW/Velvet

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 10/17/12 10:17 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
She will be appearing at ExxxoticaNJ. If anyone sees her advertising privates, please link the ads here. Thank you.


I'll find out for ya
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/28/13 01:10 PM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
any pics of the 'before' tits? Why can't whores leave well enough alone...


Amen.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Raven Bay) - 04/28/13 04:03 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Lexi Belle and Chastity Lynn did something similar to this on Lexi's website. It also involved Pop Rocks. When Chastity told me about it, she seemed REALLY into it.


wtf ....
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Parakeet Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/28/13 05:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Raven Bay
Do me one favor guys please if you can find it in your heart to stop referring me as a whore because I find it very disrespectful thank you


I think that was sweet.



Almost got me to overlook the bolt-ons.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/28/13 05:21 PM

Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
it wasnt me.i only ever had alts when cuntess of cute ceara would ban me.


Good for her!! laugh

How many hours of therapy did that require??? wink
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/28/13 05:30 PM

A great 45 page read. IN SUMMATION

I am surprised that it got Conquistador so pissed. Does he like any porn girls? Or was it just the hamsters? In any case, I liked the guy.

FreeStylah was always an angry dude. Personally I liked it.

Barry is always libertarian to the extreme. It's nice that he's consistent.

Saying "w*" or not saying "w*" wasn't going to keep her here. I wouldn't have, myself. And, she isn't interesting to me. Of the two that were initially introduced, the one now named AJ Applegate is more compelling.


Barry was bitching about Tia Ling being attacked, which means me, most likely. It didn't start in this thread, and it was before the TFH amendment. So, I don't see the parallel. But, it humors me that there was an unintended victim of my rare foray into w*-bashing.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raven Bay (formerly Alexis Bay) - 04/28/13 05:33 PM

btw, Twitter works much better for her.

She's got 80k+ followers.