Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler

Posted by: Da Burglar

Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/08/09 09:19 PM

I have very few fantasies left that float my boat. One thing I have never experienced is having my dick sucked and cum eaten by a true blue bonerfide Satanic WHORE, a full blown devil worshipping slut.

I've done witches and wiccans and Goth chicks a plenty, but all of them throw you that bullshit about "Not being into evil or the devil, but rather LIFE, or Nature or the Mother Goddess..." I just give em the MOTHER LOAD and move on....


So now I want a slut of Satan, someone who knows lucifer by name and has been fucked by no less than 20 of his demons, like Lisa Bonet in ANgel Heart


Here is my proposed offer for our first initial meeting/romp:

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/09/09 08:46 AM

Shouldn't you have posted this on Craigslist with your other ads?
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/09/09 10:39 PM

When I first came to LA I had gone to a party at a friends house in West Hollywood. I meet this gothic type chick, not really my type, but at the time my thinking was "hey, what better way to get acquainted with the city?"

We eventually head back to my pad (at the time) and she strips off and she has this giant pentagon tattoo on her back. She bends over and says "now fuck me in the ass for Satan." I sat down and thought to myself "Wow, so it has really come to this!"
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/09/09 11:28 PM

Burg, I know a Satanic chick who is working on a book right now. I can introduce you, but presentation is everything. First, we must weave in reflector tape through your wheelchair spokes in the shape of a pentagram.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/10/09 07:45 AM

/snip
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/10/09 01:00 PM

You would think satanic chicks would be all over porn. Seeing as how i dabble in the dark arts if you ever come across a gaggle of hedonistic cunts for satan, kinda broads. send me a pm...i need something to do this christmas
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/10/09 01:34 PM

One would think that anyone who is into satanic shit would be bright enough to realize that it is all bullshit just like any other belief in anything supernatural.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/11/09 03:42 AM

Just a suggestion, but I think Melissa Lauren is a satanist. Does she do privates? I'm sure she would for enough cash.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/11/09 10:07 AM

Quote:

One would think that anyone who is into satanic shit would be bright enough to realize that it is all bullshit just like any other belief in anything supernatural.




Your a Moron the Lavey idea of satanism was against modern spiritualism and supernatural notions.
Any rituals were for theatre.

Read up on it before you mouth off, you douchebag
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/11/09 12:02 PM

I'm sure Matt Zane is available for privates.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/11/09 07:18 PM

Too much drama for me !
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/12/09 01:12 AM

Quote:

Quote:

One would think that anyone who is into satanic shit would be bright enough to realize that it is all bullshit just like any other belief in anything supernatural.




Your a Moron the Lavey idea of satanism was against modern spiritualism and supernatural notions.
Any rituals were for theatre.

Read up on it before you mouth off, you douchebag



It's still fucking stupid and a waste of time and resources. Your little tantrum doesn't change the fact that it is still utter bullshit. Now go pray to your dark lord and hope that one day he will give you a clue.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/12/09 01:21 AM

You'll always find some 'Satanist' on every forum.

LaVey was a fucking loser and pretentious pseudo-intellectual who appeals to the same, anyone who has read an interview or dipped into his retarded oeuvre could tell you that.



Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/12/09 01:27 AM

SPARKY, WHERE'S SATAN?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/12/09 02:12 AM

For a moment I thought Shane Bugbee was back.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/12/09 02:20 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

One would think that anyone who is into satanic shit would be bright enough to realize that it is all bullshit just like any other belief in anything supernatural.




how about you suck my cock and we can wax spiritual in the midst on your wasted resources dickbag ....


and how does one judge a pseudo-intellectual? point me to the judge on that one you fucktard. If you do not like something i understand completely I just don't dig on people mouthing off about shit they dont understand or have some assumption about.



Your a Moron the Lavey idea of satanism was against modern spiritualism and supernatural notions.
Any rituals were for theatre.

Read up on it before you mouth off, you douchebag



It's still fucking stupid and a waste of time and resources. Your little tantrum doesn't change the fact that it is still utter bullshit. Now go pray to your dark lord and hope that one day he will give you a clue.

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/12/09 02:41 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

One would think that anyone who is into satanic shit would be bright enough to realize that it is all bullshit just like any other belief in anything supernatural.




how about you suck my cock and we can wax spiritual in the midst on your wasted resources dickbag ....


and how does one judge a pseudo-intellectual? point me to the judge on that one you fucktard. If you do not like something i understand completely I just don't dig on people mouthing off about shit they dont understand or have some assumption about.



Your a Moron the Lavey idea of satanism was against modern spiritualism and supernatural notions.
Any rituals were for theatre.

Read up on it before you mouth off, you douchebag



It's still fucking stupid and a waste of time and resources. Your little tantrum doesn't change the fact that it is still utter bullshit. Now go pray to your dark lord and hope that one day he will give you a clue.





OOOOOH! A satanist wannabe who can't even use the quote function properly is upset with what I said about his faggy fairy tales.
Help, help, I'm bein' oppressed.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/12/09 09:29 PM

i found lous myspace.hes gay and a satanist.

gayboys myspace
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/13/09 02:38 AM

Quote:

SPARKY, WHERE'S SATAN?





Hail Satan
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/13/09 04:03 AM

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SPARKY, WHERE'S SATAN?

That had me laughing hysterical, good find.

Watch this one Gia...tooo fucking funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxcFbZzaR8I

He doesnt seem to care for Our President
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/13/09 01:33 PM

The dog reacts to the word 'Okay'. It took me 15 seconds to figure it out. Bullshit YouTube clips.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/13/09 02:24 PM

Join a coven for a reverse blowbang. Just hope they're not into the sacrifice thingie.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/14/09 12:52 AM

The first time she did not say the word okay. And the dog did it, so whatever word works, its funny. Wow you are a genius.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/14/09 05:57 PM

Quote:

The dog reacts to the word 'Okay'. It took me 15 seconds to figure it out. Bullshit YouTube clips.



.....and Pavlov laughed !
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/15/09 12:40 AM

Quote:

The dog reacts to the word 'Okay'. It took me 15 seconds to figure it out. Bullshit YouTube clips.





What a fucking killjoy.

Plus, you're wrong.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 09/16/09 06:43 PM

Quote:

OOOOOH! A satanist wannabe who can't even use the quote function properly is upset with what I said about his faggy fairy tales.
Help, help, I'm bein' oppressed.



Meh, it's all relative to the Jesus freaks & their sanitary stories.
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler - 10/22/10 11:55 PM

bzump