Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs

Posted by: writerdirector

Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 08:15 AM

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 09:50 AM

How DARE you insult this man?! He's a writer and a director....
Posted by: cameronkeys

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 11:05 AM

script??? hahahahahahaha...
Posted by: pretty

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 11:11 AM

lol

Quote:

How DARE you insult this man?! He's a writer and a director....

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 11:27 AM

This is my favorite script from an adult movie, as read by the lovely Aurora Snow The best script EVER <clicky>
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 12:16 PM

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Will work with similar people, who
are not moody



I think this line right here pretty much guarantees he's not going to find work.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 12:40 PM

post your aim test and then everyone will know you have No STDs
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 01:46 PM

Is HiV like Hi Def? Just say HIV, dude.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 02:06 PM

Ah, I thought he was talking about hives, the hives suck.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 04:10 PM

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clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV.



Another dumb fuck that actually has to validate himself to be a male porn whore by posting he DOESN'T have HIV?

As for the other STD's, I'm placing bets you'll get your share by the 10th whore, if you're lucky enough to land a gig.
Posted by: Handful

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 08:48 PM

Quote:

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.




Go paint your rainbow somewhere else. You're gonna get herpes and you're gonna like it.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 08:57 PM

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. You're gonna get herpes and you're gonna like it.



Someone PLEASE start a series with this title!
Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/29/09 11:18 PM

Quote:

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.




Fucking funny

Best post this month.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/30/09 12:11 AM

@writerdirector:

I'm curious, would you describe your own sexuality as being very advanced?

To me it sounds like that is probably true, but I was wondering what you think.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/30/09 01:13 AM

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@writerdirector:

I'm curious, would you describe your own sexuality as being very advanced?

To me it sounds like that is probably true, but I was wondering what you think.

How would you define "advanced?" Are we talking Kurt Lockwood or Christian/Max Diesel?
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/30/09 01:15 AM

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Quote:

. You're gonna get herpes and you're gonna like it.



Someone PLEASE start a series with this title!



Didn't Brandon do that already?
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/30/09 11:17 AM

Quote:

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.





if you have a reliable cock put it in your ass
Posted by: Max Rhino

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/31/09 11:13 AM

Quote:

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.




Oh, I have a script for you...

Scene 1.

It is a dark and stormy night. Lightning strikes. A writer/director works feverishly on a porn script. His hands pound away on the keyboard.

Doorbell rings.

The writer/director opens the door. A pizza man is there. He is large and full of muscles. He enters the house, but the writer/director realizes he has no money to pay the pizza man.

Both men take off their clothes. The writer/director starts deepthroating him.... Anal penetration occurs....



Please review this script and let me know if you want the starring role.
Posted by: Brown Chickie

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 01/31/09 04:44 PM

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Oh, I have a script for you...

Scene 1.

It is a dark and stormy night.



Just when I thought I was done laughing at this thread
Posted by: ericjover

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 02/07/09 10:06 PM

Quote:

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.




... I need genius on my set! Email me if you want to get punched in the balls and castrated!

Ballbusting Pornstars

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 02/08/09 02:46 PM

^ hey eric, is this you taking the shots to the bag at your site?

Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 02/08/09 04:57 PM

Any guy who lets a woman hold a machete to his nuts deserves to have'em sliced off.
Posted by: ericjover

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 02/08/09 06:53 PM

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^ hey eric, is this you taking the shots to the bag at your site?





Nope. I'm the Asian dude in the sample videos.
Posted by: farewell and adieu

Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs - 02/08/09 07:44 PM

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Sky Waters! I love that girl! She needs to work more.