Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Last night I met Cristyl Caine. - 09/11/07 03:43 PM
When I first met Cristyl Caine, I thought she was just another pretty 18-year-old face. Then, upon getting to know her better, I realized that she was deeper than that. She was also a pretty pussy and ass. The fact that she swallows cum only made our 15 minute relationship all the more special. I will never forget Candy….I mean Cristyl. She taught me that a 39-year-old man and an 18-year-old man have very little in common. In the next few hours, my sperm will be pooped out of her Fort Knox-tight sphincter, floating into the Los Angeles sewer system like so much other wasted semen that practically clogs the toilets in Porn Valley.
F. Scott Fitzgerald said it best in the last line to the Great Gatsby: So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
I have no idea what that means but if one of the greatest American authors of the 20th century tells me to beat on, I will do so. I will beat on. I will beat off. I will cum in as many mouths as I can until we are borne back ceaselessly into the past. Or, until I pass out from exhaustion. Whatever.
Cristyl Caine: http://hidebehind.com/7B5A30
Never before seen-in-public tits: http://hidebehind.com/4402C3
Sweet teen feet: http://hidebehind.com/0CAB56
Doggie Howser, M.D. (Cristyl wouldn’t get the reference but perverts in their 30s would): http://hidebehind.com/CE4098
Cristyl throwing up gang signs: http://hidebehind.com/5F91BE
Textbook pussy shot for the gynocology students: http://hidebehind.com/96E92B
“Sir, did you say spread my toes or my legs?? I guess I could just do both to make you happy.” http://hidebehind.com/283A51
“My tongue is red from all the sugery candy I like to eat. I’ll try to pretend that your demon seed tastes just as sweet.” http://hidebehind.com/E9CF93
Meat head: http://hidebehind.com/B27826
Cristyl doing the 1,000 yard stare that most girls her age do when having their mouths poked with a stranger’s penis: http://hidebehind.com/7B20B9
She is a great new girl and a joy to meet. I hope she sticks with the business. Let’s all welcome this latest sweet treat who was born in August of 1989. You remember…right around the time you were renting armloads of crappy VHS porn from your local smut store, wishing there was a more compact medium like DVD. You didn’t even think about the blessed internet for jacking off. Tsk. Tsk. You silly man. Had you invested in Microsoft back then, you’d be my boss and own every xxx site out there. Sigh….
F. Scott Fitzgerald said it best in the last line to the Great Gatsby: So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
I have no idea what that means but if one of the greatest American authors of the 20th century tells me to beat on, I will do so. I will beat on. I will beat off. I will cum in as many mouths as I can until we are borne back ceaselessly into the past. Or, until I pass out from exhaustion. Whatever.
Cristyl Caine: http://hidebehind.com/7B5A30
Never before seen-in-public tits: http://hidebehind.com/4402C3
Sweet teen feet: http://hidebehind.com/0CAB56
Doggie Howser, M.D. (Cristyl wouldn’t get the reference but perverts in their 30s would): http://hidebehind.com/CE4098
Cristyl throwing up gang signs: http://hidebehind.com/5F91BE
Textbook pussy shot for the gynocology students: http://hidebehind.com/96E92B
“Sir, did you say spread my toes or my legs?? I guess I could just do both to make you happy.” http://hidebehind.com/283A51
“My tongue is red from all the sugery candy I like to eat. I’ll try to pretend that your demon seed tastes just as sweet.” http://hidebehind.com/E9CF93
Meat head: http://hidebehind.com/B27826
Cristyl doing the 1,000 yard stare that most girls her age do when having their mouths poked with a stranger’s penis: http://hidebehind.com/7B20B9
She is a great new girl and a joy to meet. I hope she sticks with the business. Let’s all welcome this latest sweet treat who was born in August of 1989. You remember…right around the time you were renting armloads of crappy VHS porn from your local smut store, wishing there was a more compact medium like DVD. You didn’t even think about the blessed internet for jacking off. Tsk. Tsk. You silly man. Had you invested in Microsoft back then, you’d be my boss and own every xxx site out there. Sigh….
