Condom-only Girls Test Dirty, Too....Skeeter

Posted by: Anonymous

Condom-only Girls Test Dirty, Too....Skeeter - 08/03/07 07:37 PM

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Porn Valley- Noting the issues between Mike South and Otto Bauer over ATM, Dr. Skeeter Kerkove has this to say:

"It appears that Mike South doesn't like it that Otto Bauer is doing ATM," says Skeeter. "He's [South] talked about the health hazards of ATM. What I want to know is this- what about the health hazards on big feature sets where it's condom-only?

"One of those girls brought in by the top agency that I love and adore and everybody else does, clearly has chlamydia and gonorrhea. It happens all the time. We all have access to AIM healthcare. We all know who's had it and when. We can search any name you want. But when the condom goes into the pussy- it can be an incredibly boring scene- and then it goes into the mouth for a little BJ action.

"Well, the gonorrhea just went to the throat. And that happens all the time in porn- just so you know. It happens on condom-only shoots where a girl who never takes a guy in the pussy ends up with gonrrhea of the throat and then got it to the pussy because the boyfriend who's controlling every thing at home- which is retarded- he got a blowjob. And it touched her throat. And then the penis went into her pussy. And then if they're really nasty it went into her ass. And this is how girls who are condom only have tested dirty at AIM because of the throat.

"And this thing- well, only a facial? Did you know that if you take your finger and you rub your eye because it itches, and you get that slight sting from the salt, your eye bled. Your eye did microscopic bleeding. Imagine when a girl whose condom only gets a facial, and she rubs her eye. Goddamn right she rubbed her eye, it stung. It's a part of human nature. She just got semen bleeding into a membrane into her body. I discussed this with Sharon Mitchell five years ago and she fully agreed that the eye will bleed easier than the butt. And it does, and it will. And that's a fact."
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Condom-only Girls Test Dirty, Too....Skeeter - 08/04/07 02:55 AM

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"And this thing- well, only a facial? Did you know that if you take your finger and you rub your eye because it itches, and you get that slight sting from the salt, your eye bled. Your eye did microscopic bleeding. Imagine when a girl whose condom only gets a facial, and she rubs her eye. Goddamn right she rubbed her eye, it stung. It's a part of human nature. She just got semen bleeding into a membrane into her body. I discussed this with Sharon Mitchell five years ago and she fully agreed that the eye will bleed easier than the butt. And it does, and it will. And that's a fact."




As I have been saying all along...any company that shoots condom-only but then finishes up with a facial is basically negating any protection they may have supposedly gained. One stray spurt into the eye and all bets are off.

Also, condoms break. Given the choice of doing a bareback shoot with a fully-tested performer or a condom shoot with an untested performer, which would you choose?

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Condom-only Girls Test Dirty, Too....Skeeter - 08/04/07 06:28 AM

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I discussed this with Sharon Mitchell five years ago and she fully agreed that the eye will bleed easier than the butt. And it does, and it will. And that's a fact."




Well I guess that ends all rational debate on this subject. That is kind of like using Elvis as a source for your thesis on the inner workings of the FBI.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Condom-only Girls Test Dirty, Too....Skeeter - 08/04/07 10:08 AM

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I discussed this with Sharon Mitchell five years ago and she fully agreed that the eye will bleed easier than the butt. And it does, and it will. And that's a fact."




Well I guess that ends all rational debate on this subject. That is kind of like using Elvis as a source for your thesis on the inner workings of the FBI.




You question the Mitch? How Dare you!!!!

And as far as Elvis goes....Wise Men say only fools rush in




Thank you. Thank you very much
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Condom-only Girls Test Dirty, Too....Skeeter - 08/04/07 10:50 AM

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I discussed this with Sharon Mitchell five years ago and she fully agreed that the eye will bleed easier than the butt. And it does, and it will. And that's a fact."




Well I guess that ends all rational debate on this subject. That is kind of like using Elvis as a source for your thesis on the inner workings of the FBI.




You question the Mitch? How Dare you!!!!

And as far as Elvis goes....Wise Men say only fools rush in




Thank you. Thank you very much





Didn't Nixon make Presley an honorary FBI agent?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Condom-only Girls Test Dirty, Too....Skeeter - 08/04/07 11:04 AM

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I discussed this with Sharon Mitchell five years ago and she fully agreed that the eye will bleed easier than the butt. And it does, and it will. And that's a fact."




Well I guess that ends all rational debate on this subject. That is kind of like using Elvis as a source for your thesis on the inner workings of the FBI.




You question the Mitch? How Dare you!!!!

And as far as Elvis goes....Wise Men say only fools rush in




Thank you. Thank you very much





Didn't Nixon make Presley an honorary FBI agent?





No Dan actually he appointed him to be a Special Agent in the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs (now known as the Drug Enforcement Agency or DEA).
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Condom-only Girls Test Dirty, Too....Skeeter - 08/04/07 04:21 PM

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Didn't Nixon make Presley an honorary FBI agent?





No Dan actually he appointed him to be a Special Agent in the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs (now known as the Drug Enforcement Agency or DEA).




I knew it was something like that...thanks for the correction!